Does Anybody Else Remember "Manswers"?
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- Опубліковано 26 бер 2020
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Do you remember Manswers? If so, you know how insane it was; but if you've never seen the show...buckle up. I watched this show a lot when I was younger, and I still think about it pretty often because of how crazy it was, so I figured I would take a trip down memory lane to see if the Spike TV sensation "Manswers" really was as insane as I remember it to be.
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I wanna be lesbian
yeah, don't think kurtis had an answer for this one
me too, kid
dont we all
I am
Your car has bewbs?
This whole show sounds like it's meant to confirm the hosts' heterosexuality.
He has pages of playboy magazines taped to his bedroom wall like band posters
@@ICantRecognizeCelebrities peel them off and there's playgirl
My comment got deleted lol
People make everything about sexuality now a days, can you just enjoy a video like a normal person
@@PewPewFig because its toxic masculinity
Broke: mansplaining
Woke: manswering
Real woke: manslaughter
LA Vispel mans laughter
@@Chickitten ok that made me laugh, not gonna lie!
this show feels like something that would exist in the GTA universe
Right?
SO TRUE, when they showed the "Brazillian girl" I almost choked laughing. I'm Brazilian and the stereotype is beyond stupid, plus they could've worked a bit harder on that outfit cuz if they want the stereotype, at least do it pretty like them girls during Carnival parties 😂😂😂😂🎉
@@anah.forratthe girl in the vid looks less malnourished and more curvy than any Brazilian. that, and every decent looking woman there is either getting beheaded or has 200 types of STDs
100%
Also just implying that you can just run into a Brazilian girl wearing an outfit like that in your day to day life
I remember watching this and 1000 ways to die all the time,
I definitely got a lot of misogynist humor from it. I think a turning point was when I was in driving class at 16 and I made like 50 jokes about women drivers and someone just went "bro you've got issues with women," and everyone, including the girls, all kind of nodded and murmured in agreement.
I kinda thought everyone was in on the joke but it kind of woke me up to how unfunny it was.
The good ending. Thank you for changing because most people don’t like being in the wrong
@@jumpy9088 good ending indeed!
Thank god u had peers that were real with you
Many grown ass adults I know (like im their 40s-50s) still dunno when something is wrong. So its good that you as a teenager were able to grasp some things are downright yikes better than ppl twice ur age
Man that must have been embarrassing but I’m glad it woke you up! I’m happy you grew from it instead of being defensive
I totally get you. How old are you? Cause younger Millennials and older Gen Zs usually went through a lot of that. We grew up with the early days of internet and some weird days on TV, comedy being dominated by misogynistic dudes making gross jokes, and that’s what we were told is supposed to be funny.
I remember not even understanding the appeal of this kind of humor, but reproducing it anyways because since adults were doing it, it seemed cool and right. Only after I embarrassed myself a couple times I realized not everything adults enjoy is funny and cool.
This video is just Kurtis desperately trying to let us know that Obama is leading a double life as a professional baseball player
Kath Flynn the “b-plot” of the video of you will
maybe he's trying to warn us of something
Golden Glove the mplot
he’s trying to warn us that john epinstin didn’t kill himself
This show reads like a dude trying to be as manly as possible in order to hide his vast array of unusual kinks
You just described 'Spike' in a nutshell 😂
As a sex worker of 3 years I can tell you for certain; so many guys come in acting bitch with their mates, but once you're in the room with them, half the time they turn to mush and wanna suck your toes.
It's kind of adorable imo
Lmaoooo, also, totoro 🥰
@z g a lot of the time they really should be in therapy, but it's easier to vale with sex and feel attractive and listened to by a young girl.
It's often that the job is more emotionally draining than physically
I read this as “his vast array of unusual kids”
I love how they said it was semen that has the anti depressant properties because they’ve never made a girl orgasm which is the actual thing that helps lmao 🤣
💀
If it was true
That would mean
Cvm saves lives-
(You’re welcome)
Friggin WHEEZING 😂😂
Yeah I want some peer reviewed follow up studies on that claim…like a *lot* of them
the show is satire look it up@@chaotic.tired.goblin.
At first I thought “CRAPPING CAN KILL?” had to be part of Kurtis’s voiceover bit, but it really was just Manswers outdoing itself.
They're constantly raising the bar and doing it flawlessly
outdoodooing itself
This looks like a twelve-year-old boy’s idea masculinity.
Welcome to Spike TV, that's pretty much the whole channel.
Yeah and also another spike tv show is called PG porn, written, directed and created by James Gunn. It's on UA-cam too. I'd like to see a review on that series
That's probably because it's the demographic they are trying to appeal to
They did have a guy’s choice award show that featured categories such as “ballsiest ass kicker”, “luckiest bastard”, and “sexiest siren”. My guess is they were trying to appeal to the misogynistic frat boy and slipped to the 12 year olds vision of masculinity.
EXCUSE ME, i think you mean 13?! Reee
they really said “boobs come in two varieties” as if men in general don’t come in two varieties, men that wear hats, and men that don’t wear hats.
What do they mean by ‘boobs come in two varieties’ as well, like what are the two varieties? I’m so curious
Sulphur and Honey boobs with leaves and boobs without leaves
men that wear hats are just men that don't wear hats wearing hats
Ramón Rivera Fireside ok but what about the men that don’t wear hats but wear hats that aren’t really hats
@@adhyachaturvedi408 what do you leaves??? Are you referring to stretch marks???
I know this is overused but imagine this was the only proof humanity existed
😭
Well, at least aliens would get a whole lot of clues on _one_ kind of humanity
I started watching Spike/Manswers around 12-13, and I developed an eating disorder around the same time. The show, um, did not help.
Oh 😬 i,uh, hope everything's alright
Yeah, this would have furthered my body image issues.
I think some of these clips gave me terminal mancer.
Matthew Lewis SO UNDERRATED
HAHAAHAHAHHAAHA THIS IS SO UNDERRATED
THIS IS ART
卵Hanatamago NARUDO IS ART
You didn’t!
I came across this when I was like 8 years old and the only question I remember from it was "what do men like more: boobs or butts?", the answer being butts. Being 8, I thought this was hilarious and told all my friends about it at school.
That same year, my brother (he was 17 at the time), had some friends over and they were talking about girls and my bro said he didn't like big boobs because they "get in the way". So I genuinely thought that dudes didn't like boobs but pretended to love them. Turns out, I was just gay
This was a full length novel and I’m here for it
This comment has better plot twists than most commercial movies
so this show stopped u from mquestioning your sexuality because of the boob manswer.
...i'm sorry
Kellan Vosbein IM CRYING THIS COMMENT IS GOLD
This comment made ma laugh a lot 😂
the fact that kurtis grew up with this type of content and he's still the most wholesome man to ever exist is a prime example that being respectful is a choice
I downloaded the “can you fart so hard your balls explode” clip to my phone and now I send it to people with no context
his google history after this must look like a war field
haha omg good point
That would have been a great transition to the ad read.
Nadia Riemichen warzone
I want to Die oh i‘m so sorry, I‘m not from an english speaking country so sometimes my english isn’t good
This entire show is literally just that "Do straight men even like women?" meme
@snoop yeah. If you think about it. You're attracted to someone who likes men: that's pretty gay if you ask me
@snoop bro having guy friends is kinda sus. I mean you're having a deep relationship with another dude; kinda sussy
@snoop your kinda sussy😳
Bruh the replies XD
Existing is pretty gay, because everything in the universe feels gravitational *attraction* to each other, including men
the part where they mention "brazilian babes" just grosses me out so much. she's wearing a random costume and the way they talk about us like we're not actual people??? it's a miracle kurtis turned out a decent guy
I was highly convinced this show was a fever dream lmao. I very distinctly remember learning how to make a taser from a disposable camera, how to jump-start a car via lap dance, and which country has the "easiest" women. I can't believe this was an actual show. 1,000 Ways To Die was lit though.
I loved the disposable camera taser.
Basically, just shorting capacitors, but cool as hell.
The manswers narrator sounds like an informercial trying to sell you misogyny
Underrated. Y’all this is THE comment this is it
Now that you mention it that is right on the money
BILLY MAYS HERE! DO YOU THINK WOMEN ARE STUPID? WELL I HAVE JUST THE THING FOR YOU! MASOGYNY!
A+
@gjaddajg oh you big mad huh. Lmao, sad
I remember telling a guy that "I'm sorry we can't bang birth control gives me severe depression" and he went
"Semen is an anti-depressant you know."
I'm so glad to finally know where this information came from because that haunts me to this day
Lmaoooo nooooo
Holy shit I’m so sorry but I’m gonna fix this. “I’m sorry we can’t bang. Birth control gives me severe depression.” Idk if I’m dumb but that one missing period made me think you didn’t want to bang birth control because it gave you severe depression.
@@Branden29 same
Oh my god😂
I had to say something similar to my bf. I'm down to have a kid he's not so he wants me to take birth control but it messes with my hormones. I'd be a 24/7 bitch with cravings.
Oh my god, Kurtis’s delivery on “you ever noticed how women get really hot around thanksgiving” actually sounded convincing! He’d be a pretty great voice actor
I’m so glad this video isn’t age restricted anymore
I feel like kurtis could've become an f-boy tiktok eboy in an alternate universe and I thank the gods everyday that this isn't the reality I'm living in.
RIGHT??
Shay. W. This pure and iconic soul? Not a chance.
@@lunacian3350 i mean like, if he was raised differently. like he's adorable and amazing but he's _hot_ . like, he did it with the e-boy vid and he totally looked like them. he has the looks for it but thankfully, he actually has a personality that isn't a dumpster fire so he's not turning into one, thank god.
Shay. W. These are indeed facts. Kurtis is one beautiful individual.
it's wild that we could all be fans of Noah Sentineo while he would be making fun of Kurtis.
in an alternate reality obvi
why was manswers literally 5 minute crafts for 13 yr old boys
Morgan Denton OMFG This was too funny. 10/10 wheeze laughs
*It was ahead of it’s time!! It was beginning of the cringe fest!!*
BAHAHHA THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
Morgan Denton AHAHAHAHAHA
When I was 13, I will only watch 5 min crafts
it's three years later and I just realized this show was just spike tv's way of giving misogynistic men cool trivia facts in a way they wouldn't find boring
It’s crazy how fast society has changed since this show came out which was probably in the early 2000s. This show would not be allowed to air today there’s so many different reasons why it wouldn’t work in 2022😭
The producers of Manswers walked so neckbeards and incels could run.
@Hannah Wren 🤣🤣🤣 IM DYING RN BAHAHAHA
M'answers 👒
are you sure about that because it seems like the producers were just fucking running everywhere
Who walked so feminist pigs could run?
Who walked so feminist pigs could run?
I feel like this show was intended to be satire, and then accidentally found an audience of guys who took it seriously, and they got in over their heads trying to see how far they could go.
I think so. But I really don't know cause this was prime time for trash shows like Rock of Love & Pickup Artists.
The sad thing is. People actually still watch it.
I feel like you're really giving them too much credit here lol
@@menoguchi Probably. The whole thing just feels so "POWERTHIRST!" that I can't believe it's serious. At the very least it feels like they're intentionally pandering and exploiting their demographic.
I don’t think it’s satire, but I do think they’re playing to their audience haha
the reason I hate that goddamn drink for free “drag” answer is that the knowledge that a guy would do that, makes it so much harder for trans women to go to bars. The knowledge that I could get inspected in any way instantly puts me off of clubs. even if I’m not like that noticeable.
It's not even that guys actually do this, it's just the bogeyman of a guy _theoretically_ doing this that's enough for people to start treating trans women like shit
18:12
kurtis laugh was so damn adorable idk how many times i replayed that.
i love how kurtis makes full on mini movies to act out what hes thinking of
Yeah and most of his puns are FUNNY AF
The bar one made me laugh so hard I-
You mean skits?🤣
Parker K シ nice pfp dude
nejire-chan ☆ thanks
This show just screams *”I’m straight! I promise!”*
@@AshaSara simp
@@saggybobby3733 haha ok.
So how did that drain cleaner taste Heather?
@@saggybobby3733 troll
@@denisadvorska5976 What, how?
6:11 that was the cutest giggle ever, it honestly cleared my ears after hearing manswers dude yell "FATAL FECAL ATTACK WHEN YOU POP A DUKE"
I am sad to say that I distinctively remember the best stall episode from being a young tweenster and it made such a mark on me that I think about it nearly every time I use a public restroom.
In fact, kurtis assimilated his childhood friend and became Kurtis Connor. It's time to come clean, Kurtis... For how long will you go on living like this....
Underrated
wizz it’s Kurtis Conner tho...
@@loisxx3799 That's a cover
@@loisxx3799 it's his cover up
@@user-yo1ep6sw7i hell yeah
This is like Toxic Masculinity The Show.
fr tho
The entire channel was brimming with toxic masculinity.
I mean, the trailer screams *HUNGH! GOTTA PROTECT MY MASCULINITY! GRRRRRRRRUUUUUH!!! GUN CAR GUN CAR BOOB CAR BIKE GUN SEX BOOB SEX I’M STRAIGHT NOT GAY I’M STRAIGHT NOT GAY I’M STRAIGHT NOT GAAAAY!*
@@thejay8963 LMAOSIEJWNSJSBS
Toxic masculinity ruins the party again! I hope someone gets the reference
the v/o guy would be so good at reading those horny pun and emoji filled joke chain-messages
It feels like some writer behind this actually secretly hated Manswers’ target audience and was trying to mess with them, lol... “HOW DO YOU GET FREE BEER? DRINK IT EXPIRED, STRAIGHT AFROM THE TRASH! IT’S SAFE!”
Alexander T like it’s actually all just satire 😂
“get your dick stuck in a car!”
Stick your hot rod in your hot rod
i love how kurtis can take the smallest SITUATION EVER and turn it into a whole play and a half
It’s low key like my favorite part of his channel
is obama playing
That's the difference between reacting and transformative content.
I had a friend who, well into college, believed every "manswer" on this show.
1:56 Initiate _MAN MONTAGE_
Mantage
I think the people that are going around calling anyone who’s nice to women a simp right now are the the people that took this show as gospel.
These morons are calling a dude a simp for bringing flowers to his dead wives grave.
Hey if you didn't know it was supposed to be a joke... some people just took it farther then others
Guys... these simp things are all jokes. Nobody actually thinks less of someone because they are a “simp”
Husky Gaming You would be surprised how serious some people get. There are people who genuinely think that way.
Raychle Bernoth what happened with idubbbz?
I love how they cast the most loser dudes I’ve ever seen in my life with these hot girls
that's how you appeal to the target audience!
Ananya Sinha roasted
Like an Adam Sandler movie 😹
IKRRRRR
Its bc those guys coild2 never ger those girls irl
the show looks like what you would see in a south park parody
Kurtis I want you to know that your videos really help me when I'm down. Your comedy style, "someone born in the 90s" is very reassuring to me is hilarious imo, as I too, was born in the 90s
I feel like this show can be summed up as "Beer and boobs good, woman bad"
So we get a bunch of guys to grow boobs, problem solved right
R J no homo tho 🥵
Cameron Mat these dudes probably get breast implants for themselves
This show is just anti-simp. Lol
If men could just get boobs without the women you would never see a straight couple
This just in: I’m depressed because I’m a lesbian and don’t have sex with men
I'm jealous
:(
no semen = TOTAL BITCH
OOF that’s a mood
Miriam MP Lmao I can’t
6:18 no it’s the back stall. You have the most room, AND the massive crack in the door just leads to a wall and not you so creeps can’t peek in and see you shitting.
Unless the back stall isn’t the big kind then pick the first one. Unless the first one is meant for little kids then pick the middle one, unless your really short or a little kid
The holy trinity: mansplain, manspread, and manswer
manspread still sounds like a euphemism to me.
This is like “I’m straight I swear!” The show
You trying to say something about Kurtis?
@@vlo4829 oh, I think they're talking about the spike channel
@The Walrus: But Kurtis admitted he was an avid viewer of that channel, so...
@@vlo4829 Everyone does questionable stuff when they're in puberty so...
@@vlo4829 Dude chill he was talking about the Channal
the extra greeting hits DIFFERENT when you’re sad
I'd love to extra greet you everyday
PerkSystem best pickup line
Truly. It makes my dad sometimes
PerkSystem that was amazing
@@EddieBoy_Leigh makes my dad-
This video is finally back thank you kurtboy!!!
Sometimes it seems that the world is steadily getting worse all the time, but then you realize shit like this isn't considered mainstream-acceptable anymore, and it's like a little ray of sunshine in the middle of a tornado.
The “Bar bouncer” skit felt like a fever dream
A nightmare
Totally. Or my sleep paralysis demon. ...
It happened to me at Chuck-E-Cheese. I couldn't pay for the beer so all the animals beat me up.
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT EXACT THING UM
The unexpected love story was riveting.
I just imagine Kurtis being like, "Hey Jenna? ...can I borrow your bra real quick?"
I like to think he took it with out asking only for her to walk in on him wearing it
Or he could've just bought a bra
It looked like it fit him pretty well 100% convinced he went and had a fitting and now owns his own
The tag's still on 😂
I M A G I N E
bro this show feels like something that starts off a regular show episode this doesnt feel real at all
2000s TV was interesting 🤨 … Regular Show was parodying 80s, 90s, 2000s tv
You gotta be some kind of mega alcoholic to drink beer from a landfill
this is hilarious but the fact that there are men out there who genuinely think and act like this makes me never want to leave my house ever again
maybe covid is saving us all. after all, quarantine means everyone is staying inside their houses anyways
I've got some good news for you. Covid-19
Funny u would say that
And you don’t have to! Thanks to corona!
YOU'VE GOT BOOOOBBBSSSS!!!!! what could be BETTER! If you're feeling down did you know MY SEMEN CAN CURE YOU!!! WOAAAA
It was sad growing up being a little girl watching your dad and brothers laughing at the jokes focused at women.
I remember watching this show. It along with “1000 Ways To Die,” were some crazy stuff on Spike TV.
kurtis's editing is a coping technique he created to help him cope with the traumatic memories from spike tv. while he supresses the memories themselves in order to prevent him from receiving more trauma, the mark left on him was hard to deal with, leading to the wild editing. in this essay i will-
im quoting this in my next English paper.
this is the funniest comment in this section thanks
OP WHERES THE ESSAY
me
Thank you for hosting this TedTalk.
That is peak 2000s toxic masculinity humor. What a cultural mistake
every time I'll think of complaining about tik tok or e-boys I'll remind myself of that era and I'll be just fine
i love the way this is worded
Me whenever I remember the shows that came one year before me: *Rocking in a corner.*
@Dabi Does things Nah, it perpetuates toxic masculinity traits and misogyny.
@Dabi Does things Toxic masculinity is annoying and obnoxious as fuck
witnessing the editing of manswers feels like having pixi stix sprinkled over your bare brain while being catapulted into a nuclear warzone
"*FIRST STALL IS THE CLEANEST OF ALL*" legitimately runs through my mind every time i go to a public bathroom
I literally thought you were joking when you said "i've put together a montage of how many times they say 'we love boobs!'" and then the clip played and my jaw dropped
BOOBS
BOOBS
BOOBS
YOURE A REAL MAN IF YOU LOVE BOOBS-
Sapphics:
Me: *holds up a lesbian*
Behold, a man!
It was the straightest thing I had EVER SEEN I was wheezing
@@Makoharu-io4zd I legitimately spit out my soda this is gold Diogenes would be so proud
@@lixak6307 yes!!! I’m so glad
The whole thing comes off as a parody of hetero men stereotypes.
Though when your punchline is "boobs are awesome" it gets stale quick.
It's ✨toxic masculinity✨
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It feels like what a closeted gay guy would describe his ideal woman to his straight friends
The only Spike TV show I watched was 1000 Ways to Die, and now I really want Kurtis to make a video about it
The way the Obama on third base joke continued the whole time , i salute you kurtis 🫡
i’m convinced that the creators of the show have never had a single interaction with a woman in their entire lives
of course they interact with them. they go to an establishment and throw money at them on stage almost nightly.
Lynn JustLynn “dude i SWEAR she was into me”
Its like a look into an alternate universe where gay men are the privileged majority, and this is a Seth Mcfarlene style caracature of straight people.
chad-passing incels
They were too busy screwing their cars
That Spike commercial is an Alpha male's life flashing before his eyes before he dies
LOL
he wishes
When I tell you I laughed out loud
Every stereotypical cliché action movie ever made and or every movie that one expects to be directed by Michael Bay.
At 2am this hit way to hard. I’m cackling
I just turned 18 and I've been waiting for forever to be able to watch this video again. I love rewatching Kurtis' videos. Thanks Kurtis for the fun video 💜
Ok so I looked it up when he said he hadn't left the house "in a week"... so the date when major cancellations and recommendations for self isolation was about march 11th, 2020, and the first stay at home order in the US was put in place march 20th, 2020. This video. Was posted on March 27th, 2020. SURREAL as hell to find videos like this, just thinking about how much of a historical resource the internet is and how much content will just be floating around in decades to come where someone just casually mentions the pandemic and the information they knew at the point. In another video kurtis refers to "self isolation" which was a term I mostly heard near the beginning of the pandemic. It's so wild.
Lets all be glad that this show didn’t influence kurtis that much as a kid.
Yoongi’s Egg Sandwich but when he described the show, he described his videos...
Wallet Warrior i meant that the show didnt influence him in a bad way. Like degrading women and such ahshdn
where do you think he learned how to edit
Lil meow meow's sandwich "that much" 😂
@Yoongi's Egg Sandwich:
Does Kurtis edit his videos like this show? Yes.
Does he repeat words and phrases? Yes. Extra greeting anyone??
Does Kurtis like boobs? Yes.
Does Kurtis occasionally get intimate with cars? He's been known to rev up some engines around Kurtistown, so... YES
He's the living embodiment of this show, dude, and you love'im for it!
“And everyone was just fine with it”
Early 2000’s was just a wild era
I wasn't alive
It really was. I look back on some of those times with rose colored glasses, but sometimes I think. Wait. How was that *truly* better?
Princess BabyCabbage the golden age
So many poor fashion choices. Oh boy. Frosted tips? Low rise jeans paired with thongs and crop tops? Yikes. Edit: so many bright colors too
@@parkchimmin7913 oh god you brought back so many memories
i wonder if kurtis subconsciously started editing his videos this way because of how much manswers he watched as a growing child
People always say that some people grew up different as an excuse for people be sexist, racist, homophobic, ect. Kurtis Conner grew up on these shows and hes fine?
18:10 bro Kurtis's laugh here is so genuine it makes me smile every time
it’s funnier when you realize he had to ask his girlfriend if he could borrow one of her bras
i prefer to imagine its his own xD
it’s great when you date someone the same size as you
666666
👁️👄👁️
he's still got the tag on bro and I understand
This show gives off “Closeted gay man desperately trying to convince his friends he’s not gay” vibes. Like whenever he says anything even remotely telling he’s just like, “JUST KIDDING! BOOBIES AND BEER AND GUNS!!”
Reminds me of the Simpsons when the closet gay Smithers injects himself with straight medicine and shouts "I love Boobies!"
Same energy
Or when captain holt was trying to look straight because he was undercover and kept talking about boobs
@@renhey9979 what are talking about? He was married to strong female woman with nice heavy breasts.
@@dontlookbehind1385 perhaps so, as as soon as he sees a pair of strong, heavy breasts, he can't restrain himself, so is it really his fault?
Hey bro, are you checking out this dude? Seriously?
Aaah, no no no! No way! No! Boobs are awsome!!! I, I love boobs!!
Yay! It's back!
This gave me a maneurism
This is what feminists mean by toxic masculinity
yes
Thank you
correct
cRappiNg can kiLL?? but ya
@Captain Dildoface I think they tried to but the edgy high schoolers of the internet decided the term "toxic masculinity" is the same as saying "masculinity is toxic"
You should marry your childhood friend so he can become Conner Conner.
I grew up with a kid named Collin Collins
@@birdfriday lmao
@@birdfriday did he memorise the dictionary? I would have.
Code Name: Cunning cunilingus
@@birdfriday da fuq
Fun fact: Spike TV is shown at around 38 minutes in Scott Pilgrim Vs The World
I’m a 17 year old guy and I’m so glad my parents raised me right everything in this show just made me cringe 💀
i’m a girl, and these new comments hurt my heart with how “fuck you this show is awesome!!” they are. this comment is truly nice. thanks!!
Why does seeing Kurtis in a bra feel more scandalous than seeing him bare-chested?
It leaves more to the imagination.
@@michaelk9279 exactly, Kurtis could have big ole tiddies under there. Or two tiny tamgerines, who knows
Because our brains have been programmed to
I am h y d r a t i o n
for some reason this reminds me of this one line in the DEH novel where evan says something about the size of his balls in relation to him being brave
because men in bras are 👌
I love how off the rails some of the skits go, like one minute they’re talking about girls being “bitchy”, and now it’s some guy who’s been driven to madness because he lost his friend years ago
wwreally...👉👈🥺
“WANT FREE BEER!!!??? PUUUUBLICCC LLLAAAANNNDDDFFIILLLSSSSS!!!!
"Huh? Ururaka?"
@@peptobismol2735 Why do people call mha characters by their last name, but then sometimes call them by their quirks, or first name? Most people call tomura by his first name, most of the UA student by their last name, heroes and villians by their quirks! What the heck
@@rbexcess because in Japan, you call someone by their family name most of the time, that's why. It can depend on you, but that's why most people do that
This show is the most 2000's thing i ever seen in my life
The difference a year can make on a video is insane keep up the work dude the quality of videos have improved so much
i’m gonna be honest i never wanted to hear kurtis conner say “sleeveless” when referring to unprotected sex
What if somebody is still uncircumcised but doesn't use a condom? What's that called?
3/4 sleeve?
267622 sleeveless hoodie
quarter zip
@@wavvy6654 only time i wanna hear kurtis say sleeveless
Maybe the real Manswers are the friends we've made along the way
this is mlp s#@*
AGSFSGSHSGDG
yay
*Sniff* You're god damn right.
Nah man. ITS BOOOOOBSSSSS!!!
21:59 Thought Kurtis was doing himself in the tailpipe there.
Your acting skills in the bar scene made me a bit emotional, Kurtis. I want to know what happens with the bartender and the bouncer.
this makes me so uncomfortable because it's a grown man saying things like "boobs rule!" "we love boobs!" which is something you'd only hear out of a 12 year old boys mouth
noelle ya...
or out of my gay mouth...
I mean
dumb thicc wizard I can tell you are in fact a fellow Greg
Shut the fuck up, you feminist.
I fully blame this show for creating a generation of over confident, crusty men lmaooo
More like the notion of overconfident men being reinforced by society resulted in this show being made and this show perpetuating that notion to young watchers. At least we're somewhat makin strides forward in terms of toxic masculinity now, eh?
@@Mojo1800 facts.
Same, I feel like this show has to do with men objectifying women and treating us like we aren't a human just like them but instead we are some kind of moving plastic slaves-
Why they gotta be crusty 😂😂😭
@cartmaster s toxic feminity and toxic masculinity are both extremely awful problems
I watched this video years ago and I still think about the bathroom one for which stall to use.
That spike ad looks like an Ad for wattpad lmao
Actually true