I was sceptical at first... but when those 3D cubes with glowing hieroglyphics showed up I knew they weren't kidding. That's some true professional level real life hacking. you can't make that shit up.
@@CesarDJC3dumbass this was a joke comment. See, when someone uses "sarcasm", they actually mean the OPPOSITE of what they said! It's a little wacky, I know.
Real life hackers have a "hack pad" with one button with "hack" written on it. They learn to press as fast as they can, the best hacker is one that can press fastest.
Lifehack: Litterally every USB cable on this planet has a special sign on it(general usb sign), that actually tells you, which way you're supposed to plug it in. It goes on the left side if the port is upright and on the upper side, if the port is horizontal. Thank me later. Yes, I am fun at parties.
@@MIGHTYCRUSIER and my experience tells me that if this sign is on the upper side when you try it for the first time, it only means that you'll have to turn it twice then instead of once.
Hacker of 2 years here. I absolutely hate when the media misrepresents hacking and makes it out to be some sort of joke. I cannot thank you enough for posting the only accurate hacking scene performed by real hackers. Most people these days are so uneducated on hacking that they don't even know what blinkyboxes and cybernukes are. Massive props to the screenwriters, they did their research. I'm definitely watching that series sometime.
Kids these days think you gotta use those ridiculous loonix or command shell or whater and them stupid tools, heh everything has gui son! You must use those rtx4060 and triple monitor, or else you are a failure as a hacker
I love how firewalls have a loading % bar towards being penetrated, like some kind of video game. It just goes up at a constant rate, and better yet, the _invading_ system knows exactly how many firewalls there are and what % of "penetration" remains
They somehow have enough access to the other hacker's system to know exactly how many firewalls they have despite not even getting past the first few yet? Fucking elite hacker logic.
I was like "I mean I guess if you had your program set up a certain way with all these gratuitous visuals-" and then they said cybernuke and I snorted, then broke out into laughter upon seeing the visual of that. Oh my god.
Thank you humble man for enlightening me, I was very deeply confused before I read this comment. Now I understand the ins and outs of the universe and can die at peace.
First rule of hacking - design yourself really nice GUIs for programs that have buttons for mouse pointer, yet are operated by mashing keyboard. And make sure they have lots and lots of progress and loading bars. And pictures of missiles, skulls, warning labels, random numbers and characters. And green background.
it's like when I was playing new DOOM GAME I was thinking - if someone took time to design cool UI with alert about imnent demon invasion - you should probably think about what you are doing.
Is this your idea of a joke or are you just an amateur? If you had the slightest idea what you're talking about, you would also wear a balaclava and gloves so you don't leave fingerprints. You also need a second keyboard, since you won't ever use a mouse, so you'll have a free hand. Pros have a third keyboard under their feet, but those can leave a digital footprint, so beware.
Just gotta appreciate this extremely user friendly hacker software that even has neatly drawn icons and loading screens to represent exactly what you are doing
@@tinevodopivec9692 That's true if the software is intended for public use, which the hacking program isn't. Hackers need something to get the job done, not fancy looking since nobody else's gonna use it except them.
That would be like shooting an over-expressive character who's giving a monologue about his evil plot instead of listening to him for 10 minutes. Common sense is blasphemy, the plot must flow!
@@hazemibrahim6355 This series was just a regular crime show with bits and pieces of rom-com, but then over the years it really started to jump the shark by adding in "Computer expert" characters that the writers clearly didn't know what to do with. It was nothing amazing before, but it wasn't anywhere close to THIS bad in the first few seasons. It became a disaster.
daniil postov I litteraly hooked up my grandmas Wii and she said I should go into "technical stuff" I plugged in a HDMI cable to the TV and plugged the other cable into a wall yes I should go into "technical stuff"
I love the "percentage to breach", the implication that some programmer's job was to calculate "how much" of their firewall is breached so that they can display it on a screen, rather than spending the time to do something about it. In fact the entire interface is a bunch of things telling you just how badly screwed everything is. Like wouldn't it make more sense, if the software actually "knew" it was being hacked, to turn _off_ the system, or I don't know, do anything other than tell the IT guy that Firewall 3 is 69% hacked and he's got roughly 3 seconds to figure out why? I love this whole scene. It's magical in so many ways.
There's so many dumb sh*t going on that this flew over my head as "classic movie hacker thing", even though I am a developer myself. I almost feel ashamed. 😅
Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
Apparently, screenplay writers are disturbingly often digitally illiterate. It's like a doctor in a movie cutting open a patient's stomach, throwing herbs in it, and then closing it back up with a welder.
Or a dentist in a movie removing a patient’s tooth using scissors and a chainsaw, then stuffing a bunch of string and Elmer’s glue in their mouth which somehow immediately heals the wound
I heard the cop shows' writers were competing with each other to write the stupidest computer scene, eg in NCIS there's one episode where two people type on the same keyboard. that said, I can't be 100% sure they did it on purpose.
@@lukaza1261 Dude, if you really want to know how that works, just go to a nearby school, break your leg, and let the nurse give you a pack of ice. You can run faster than Usain Bolt after 5 minutes
Apart from all the errors mentioned, at 0:43 the screen shows a directory starting with a C: as this is a Windows path but it uses forward slashes instead of backslash.
Well, Windows has supported forward slashes for a long time now. It's almost always better to code your paths with forward slashes, as it'll work in any system.
I would literally just watch the vids instead of trying to stop them from hacking!😂😂😂😂 Have my pc but give me cat vids!🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 P.s. this is a joke! I would try to stop someone from hacking me even if it's cat vids!😅😅😅
Ha ha, because nothing represents the vast unknown technological mysteries of the cyber-world like Rubic’s cubes within Rubic’s cubes that use the characters of dead Greek languages instead of the usual colored stickers - it’s so fucking ridiculous - what the serious fuck?!? My mother-in-law actually BRAGS to the rest of the family that I’m something more than a mere GENIUS because I (memorized the algorithms from a UA-cam video) can solve a Rubic’s cube, it’s so fucking sad. And somehow, about every 6 months or so, she becomes convinced that I know EVERYTHING ABOUT COMPUTERS when her VCR suddenly no longer “works” and it has somehow become MY responsibility to guarantee for the rest of her life that her Internet connection, WiFi, and VCR always work. I seriously get a call about every 6 months or so, in an entirely accusatory tone, as if I have somehow abandoned all responsibility and once again caused her VCR to malfunction, because SHE forgot how to switch over to her VCR or someone unplugged the HDMI or RCA cables or unplugged the VCR FUUUUCK ME!!!!
Well who wants to sit around watching their hack progress for 5 minutes? You need a rough timeline, so you can go make some pizza pockets or something while the hack finishes.
Ah yes I remember my first year of compsci they taught us all about the different kinds of spinning cubes, counter strikes, and, of course, cyber nukes
I’m a doc, and I imagine it’s similar to how I feel when I see any hospital scene. TV Doc: “Listen carefully, Nurse: I want 1000ml of 0.9% sodium chloride, at a rate of 125ml per hour, and *watch* for hypovolaemic shock! STAT!” (Terrified) TV Nurse: “Yes Doctor, right away!” - - Me IRL: “Mate, can you give her a bottle of the house white please?” (Highly-qualified/-competent) Nurse IRL: “Yeah, saline or Hartmann’s?” Me: “I don’t care.” N: “How quickly?” Me: “Whatever you like; I’m going for a cigarette.”
I am going to demand a tuition refund. The computer security courses that I took as a requirement for my Computer Science degree never covered cyber-nukes.
Joke aside, I like this scene. They decided that there was no way to make a hacking and counter hacking scene feels fast paced and exciting, so they just accepted the cringe and leaned into it.
I know you're joking, but any skilled PC user can literally get by completely without a mouse, and it's actually more efficient to operate a PC via keyboard only, if you know all the shortcuts. EDIT: added a single comma, for clarity.
I was expecting more de_dust jokes in the comments. But what else to do anyway than play some online game when you're already fucked? Might as well make good use of that nice 100 MB/s connection at work before shit goes down.
My teacher had some news today.. They said they blocked happy wheels... It took me 10 seconds to unblock and the IT girl walked in and said "How are you even.." Then they blocked the search related apps like .io and stuff so I asked what if I just brought in my flashdrive and ran a computer basically off that.. They said ide never touch a school computer agen...
Should have seen the fucking scenes when my school went on lock down because I got into command prompt and shut down everyone's computer in my class under scheduled maintenance. Got 1 week of 2 hour detentions and banned from the computers until I shown them how I did it.
As a network engineer I agree that this one of the most accurate scenes but they forgot to hack the mainframe and launch a virus with a skull and crossbones on it
I was sceptical at first... but when those 3D cubes with glowing hieroglyphics showed up I knew they weren't kidding. That's some true professional level real life hacking. you can't make that shit up.
😂😂😂
Blinky-boxes* god this comment just shows how many people are fake hackers.
@@CesarDJC3dumbass this was a joke comment. See, when someone uses "sarcasm", they actually mean the OPPOSITE of what they said! It's a little wacky, I know.
@@CesarDJC3ngl thought the comment was a joke
@@MoistYoghurtAnd you think it's
what now...?
These actors aren’t hitting the keys NEARLY fast enough. Use your WHOLE hand.
Should have done the last input with the chair
AND head. Rachmaninov in one of his pieces played few nortes with his nose. So the method is proven. It's still keyboard, right?
She is so good at hacking, she even had time to launch a game of Counterstrike on the side.
😂
Where ?
@Big O word.exe
@@homiecamper7897 xDD
Only 4 replies
She typed like 4 paragraphs just for the screen to show "start counterstrike"
She like me fr one game of Cs wont hurt wastese 4 college years
Average vim user
"you're good, but i am better...."
*turns on ad-blocker*
a
Pulls ethernet cable
how the fuck do I keep find your comments meta
@Arisvfx69 it's fate
Yep. Ethernet cable or wifi switch is a full proof way to stop all hacks. 2nd best is to use adblockers like AdGuard or MalWare Bytes. So simple.
Real life hackers have a "hack pad" with one button with "hack" written on it. They learn to press as fast as they can, the best hacker is one that can press fastest.
Hackpad master race
Mythbusters busted this one as there is a physical limit to the number of times the button can read that it's being pressed.
Edbrad can I put my launch pad into midi mode and make it work?
And it has nothing to do with rapidfiremode... Surely.
Edbrad What if I make a script to press the button for me thousands of times a second. Do I win?
This is SO inaccurate, he didn’t say “im in” at the final
Cause he didn't get in, watch the video
@@billowen3285 you're meant to say 'im in' for EVERY firewall
@@dugnaldo2383 so was he
@@billowen3285 that's the point
The only people who say i am in at the final are people with prem**ure ej**ulation
The hardest part about hacking is always having to design a new way for the files to delete themselves on the screen into a skull shape
We need Linux GUI based on movies about hackers.
But that's the most important part!
lmao
Did you see that matrix spinning cubes? That's how you know there hacking for reals
When I plug in the USB correctly on the first try
"I'm in"
@@spoodergwen what kind of "in"
Lifehack:
Litterally every USB cable on this planet has a special sign on it(general usb sign), that actually tells you, which way you're supposed to plug it in. It goes on the left side if the port is upright and on the upper side, if the port is horizontal. Thank me later.
Yes, I am fun at parties.
@@MIGHTYCRUSIER and my experience tells me that if this sign is on the upper side when you try it for the first time, it only means that you'll have to turn it twice then instead of once.
Lol! 😂
I like how he just says "HACK!" like that's just something you do.
HACK!
but I'm already hacking!!
HACK STRONGER!!!
lol
me: **points at random person** *I HACK YOUU!!!*
TheClassyCommenter HACK HARDERRR
uhhhhh its hard HACK HARDER!!
Out of this whole scene the dude not knowing how do computers work is the most realistic element.
I absolutely hate when I get cyber-nuked when theres just one blinky-box left
Me too. I'm forced to say "You sank my battlechip."
JaBron Junklove STOP
LostInGames I've heard it once happened to the hacker known as 4chan
Snag Prophet was it TheLegend27?
Who is this 4 chan?
Hacker of 2 years here. I absolutely hate when the media misrepresents hacking and makes it out to be some sort of joke. I cannot thank you enough for posting the only accurate hacking scene performed by real hackers. Most people these days are so uneducated on hacking that they don't even know what blinkyboxes and cybernukes are. Massive props to the screenwriters, they did their research. I'm definitely watching that series sometime.
😂😂😂😂
U didnt have to roast Mr Robot so hard
Kids these days think you gotta use those ridiculous loonix or command shell or whater and them stupid tools, heh everything has gui son! You must use those rtx4060 and triple monitor, or else you are a failure as a hacker
LMAO!!!!!
You had me at "hello, Hacker here"
I love how firewalls have a loading % bar towards being penetrated, like some kind of video game. It just goes up at a constant rate, and better yet, the _invading_ system knows exactly how many firewalls there are and what % of "penetration" remains
its the advanced hacker gui! we are officially out of touch.
They somehow have enough access to the other hacker's system to know exactly how many firewalls they have despite not even getting past the first few yet? Fucking elite hacker logic.
hehe... you said "penetration"
Penetration is fun
I mean penetrating firewalls as a programmer is fun. What else do you think? We have no s*x lives. See? I even couldn't type it
...yet does absolutely nothing to stop the attack, it knows so much about. 😂🤣😂
“I can launch a cyber-nuke”
Shows pictures of actual nukes on all three screens
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He got me there!!!!!
The UX guy took his job seriously
**Sends 10tb .zip bomb**
I was like "I mean I guess if you had your program set up a certain way with all these gratuitous visuals-" and then they said cybernuke and I snorted, then broke out into laughter upon seeing the visual of that. Oh my god.
bro that’s not far from reality, you’ve clearly never fired LOIC before
Imagine right after "they're trying to locate our IP address" a NordVPN ad plays, lmao
THAT LITERALLY HAPPENED TO ME R U KIDDING OJBUESJRSGBR
Who uses vpn ONLY for security
@@dhruvavikas1632 no one gives af about security 😂. People use vpn for other purposes
@@indianflippingart9593 i only use because every streaming service says not available in my country
Lmao
1:22 Gotta love how the 1 mile radius is already centered on the hackers location
It actually wasn't.
I hate it when I'm trying to hack my friends as a prank and one of the blinky boxes takes longer than usual
I'm a professionally licensed cat video watcher and i can confirm that those were indeed and beyond a reasonable point of doubt, cats in those videos.
Bullshit. You don't know what you're talking about.
Thanks God a professional has approved it. Now I finally can have certainty
Thank you humble man for enlightening me, I was very deeply confused before I read this comment. Now I understand the ins and outs of the universe and can die at peace.
Ceci n'est pas une cats, or something.
Am I a cat?
No pop up asking to update windows, clearly unrealistic
I was thinking the same thing, mi amigo
amigo amigo del Vladimir Putin
who uses windows update any more
Mobile Monster linux...
Mobile Monster C:/Users/. Clearly Windows.
"Sir, a second cyber-nuke has hit the mainframe."
"Ahh shit a second one"
Im telling you it was a trojan job. Theres no way that python code can melt the firewalls.
I'm not sure what this comment is quoting but it gave me ReBoot vibes 😅
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValleybush did 9/11
LMAO
First rule of hacking - design yourself really nice GUIs for programs that have buttons for mouse pointer, yet are operated by mashing keyboard. And make sure they have lots and lots of progress and loading bars. And pictures of missiles, skulls, warning labels, random numbers and characters. And green background.
Spoken like a UX designer
The green background is essential if you want to be 1337. The greener the background, the more skilled the hacker
And don't forget the rubiks cube animation.
It's always nice to have red flashing lights in your room when something goes wrong, and have really techy looking lines with circles at the end
dont forget the rubiks cube vector model
How to make a hacking program:
1. Make a sick GUI
2. You're done
b 28282 you forgot number 3... profit
anotherrandomtexan25 skip number 2 as well
b 28282 type "tree c:\" on cmd lol
ROFL
it's like when I was playing new DOOM GAME I was thinking - if someone took time to design cool UI with alert about imnent demon invasion - you should probably think about what you are doing.
As an NSA agent, I concur this is accurate. The only thing missing is knuckle cracking before launching the cyber nukes.
And a countdown timer
You're not an NSA agent. If you were you wouldn't think this video is accurate.🤣
@@chanevazquez3046 i think it was clearly a joke :)
@@chanevazquez3046 missed the joke
I know you are baiting
Heavy breathing intensifies.
0:43 they trying to play csgo lmao
😂😂😂
Naw man, those graphics are CS 1.6
When the cubes with number starting spinning I knew this was real shit.
I'm your 100th like. Give me a cookie.
@@ringboysforlife I have some 🍪🍪🍪🍪
And some of these💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
665 likes .
Ive tried so hard and got so far .
*_When you download music from a MP3 converter_*
What an underrated comment!
damn, i've gotta be on the fbi's watch list with how many times i've done that
S a m e
Accurate
UA-cam to mp3 anyone? 😂
*if you're a hacker you need to be in a VERY dark room, wear a black hoodie and have at least 3 computer screens*
and you need to know how to use "you're"
edit 2 years later: this was a dumb comment lol
you’re
some even wear that faux guys masks
Is this your idea of a joke or are you just an amateur?
If you had the slightest idea what you're talking about, you would also wear a balaclava and gloves so you don't leave fingerprints. You also need a second keyboard, since you won't ever use a mouse, so you'll have a free hand. Pros have a third keyboard under their feet, but those can leave a digital footprint, so beware.
And be a very fast typer
They were lucky she didn't have a Cyber Iron Dome ready
Typing so fast that you never see them hit spacebar.
You dont need the space bar to hack
@@gprock7222 woooosh
Spacebar is for pussies
Ethan woooosh
They type "spacebar" for spacing.
Just gotta appreciate this extremely user friendly hacker software that even has neatly drawn icons and loading screens to represent exactly what you are doing
Hacker software: Beginners edition
EctiBot hey friend, we idiotic public as smart as the director need to understand...
Her gui is mind-blowing.
To be fair, you would wanna make it as nice looking as possible, just like any other software.
@@tinevodopivec9692 That's true if the software is intended for public use, which the hacking program isn't. Hackers need something to get the job done, not fancy looking since nobody else's gonna use it except them.
At least they didn’t say *“HACKING INTO THE MAINFRAME”*
*OH NOES*
And it's still the worse hacking scene known to current mankind
Nice TWEWY pfp
yeah but they said cybernuke
I searched exactly that and this popped up
"if: hacked" "Then: please don´t"
"They're gonna have instant access to our entire investigation."
So unplug the hard drive.
That would be like shooting an over-expressive character who's giving a monologue about his evil plot instead of listening to him for 10 minutes. Common sense is blasphemy, the plot must flow!
./points at internet router cable or network cable to the server the all so important files are on.
nahhhhhhhh. let's launch a cybernuke :D
Dr Shaym What the hell I didn't expect you to be down here
Dr Shaym Didn't expect you here, damn.
Cybernuke B) > Logic
they started counter strike...and now they must rush B...
lol, best comment :P
ROOSH B! ROOSH B! CYKA BLYAT
Здравствуйте товарищ, rush b!!!
silver tactics rush b
If you want the most accurate hacking show on the planet, go to
csicyber.com
If you don't believe me, try it!
Me showing my friends how to change font color in command prompt
Wait, there is a way to change the collor? :0
Yeah you can do it in one line but I forgot how.
_Audi_ You just write "color a" and it'll turn green I think. Swap out the a with other letters or numbers to get other colors
color 0a good old times ;DDD
HAHAHAHA i've been there
I was holding the laughter until he said i have to send a cybernuke and an actual nuke appeared
With the two other pop ups on the other screen, which just get blanked out after he selects his best cybernuke
I like how one of the commands was just: “start counterstrike” lol
So stupid… Everyone knows the actual command is "/etc/counterstrike/counterstrike", unless you have it in your path, of course
@@Wolfeur Nah he probably did cd etc/counterstrike and is calling it from within the directory
**CSGO starts**
@@robertl4522 lol
@@robertl4522 They asked for help to russian cheater
"I'll launch a cyber nuke" *Google's picture of nuclear weapon*
Brian Donnelly Holy fuck
Brian Donnelly i clicked like on 999. I am the 1k
GamingVortex god in disguise
That's actually one of the most accurate hacker habits. Hackers are too lazy to create their own resources, so they steal them from other people.
G4m3M4ni4c that's more like script kiddies though. Using other people's "hacking tool" and bragging about it in their facebook.
Epic quotes:
“Just hack, HACK!”
“”
“I can launch a cyber-nuke”
Don’t forget “go for launch”
You don't have a macro to launch tons of cat videos?
They be playing cs 1.6 or go?
@@azusafloat CS: Cat Streaming
This implies they made a program for executing cat videos called counterstrike.
I watched it and thought it was a UA-cam parody with a surprisingly good level of production, but then I read the description
The "season 8" freaked me out,this shit went on for more than 8 seasons
@@hazemibrahim6355 This series was just a regular crime show with bits and pieces of rom-com, but then over the years it really started to jump the shark by adding in "Computer expert" characters that the writers clearly didn't know what to do with. It was nothing amazing before, but it wasn't anywhere close to THIS bad in the first few seasons. It became a disaster.
The best part is Castle saying “blinky boxes” and the “hacker” getting offended, like this scene isn’t already stupid AF
Oh ,pffft, yeah "blinky boxes".
In the business, we call those sparkly squares.
@@93BlazinFire Why would you call them that? That's dumb, they're clearly blinking
@@juanignaciodiaz28 Obviously because they were invented by Jebediah Spark in 1969. Amateur.
That is what made me realize this was exaggerated and made to look dumb on purpose, lol.
@@93BlazinFire Hahaha.
thats what my parents think im doing when the internet stops and i just go to restart the router
daniil postov my parents already restart the router before I even touch it.
daniil postov I litteraly hooked up my grandmas Wii and she said I should go into "technical stuff" I plugged in a HDMI cable to the TV and plugged the other cable into a wall yes I should go into "technical stuff"
lmao so true
I don't let my parents watch TV. They watch too much garbage. They can't understand why I don't own one.
lol that sentence made my day xD
As an infosec student, this is accurate. Except the only inaccurate part is no one is wearing a black hoodie
And nobody’s chugging 2-liters of soda
And nobody’s saying “HACKERMAN”
And there isn't techno music playing in the background.
And there are 1s and 0s running around in the background 🤣😂
You mind explaining how this is accurate?
I love the "percentage to breach", the implication that some programmer's job was to calculate "how much" of their firewall is breached so that they can display it on a screen, rather than spending the time to do something about it. In fact the entire interface is a bunch of things telling you just how badly screwed everything is. Like wouldn't it make more sense, if the software actually "knew" it was being hacked, to turn _off_ the system, or I don't know, do anything other than tell the IT guy that Firewall 3 is 69% hacked and he's got roughly 3 seconds to figure out why?
I love this whole scene. It's magical in so many ways.
There's so many dumb sh*t going on that this flew over my head as "classic movie hacker thing", even though I am a developer myself.
I almost feel ashamed. 😅
This video's comment section is peak
Meanwhile in other films:
*sits down.*
*Clickety click click*
"okay, I've hacked into the military."
"Which military?"
"THE military! Don't ask questions, just hack!"
*Hackerman*
"I'm in"
Cymru am byth
Where in any movie/show ever have they ever used a mouse? That's what clickety click click is referring to, i guess?
Ah yes, the *_Cybernuke_* . Taking out those pesky hackers has never been easier, just the press of a button.
Can’t hack the station when there’s no WiFi HA!
Every other person there uploading stuff on computers: well shit
Adam Jensen: Hold my Nuke Software.
Fork bomb?
But if he can do that, he can do pretty much anything.
Ah yes I love when I’ve compromised enough machines to unlock my cyber killstreak abilities
It'll fry their whole system!
Yes because all great hackers have an image of a nuke with a launch button when shit is about to hit the fan.
If I had a program that nuked someone else's computer, I'd give it a sweet missile JPEG just to feel cool when I hit "Launch."
Not a gif? You make me sick.
Vyse Arcadia Yeah. D...don't you?
Vyse Arcadia 😂
Vyse Arcadia Three screens with the same picture... and they arnt in sync when he runs the system "nuke"😂😂😂
The hacking is super ridiculous but I love the interacting between the characters
Moms trying to pause an online game
Hoi!
This is so true it hurts
Xantain Skeletor
Xantain i relate to this on a spritual level
lol
"We can't keep up with the hacker, he's typing too fast!"
"Hold him off for just a few more seconds, I'm downloading more RAM!"
"And... we're in!"
A gig of ram should do the trick
Under siege 2 reference? :) I loved it nonetheless.
@@Sherry_Ci oh! There it is
No, what we _really_ have to do is have two people type on the same keyboard! Then we can type twice as fast!
Hold 'F' To Hack.
Press 'Q' To Use Ultimate Ability [Cyber Nuke]
Russia when elections in a nutshell
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
shut up ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
I love the random glittery sound effects coming from the computers. The sound it makes when you hack
"The Most Accurate Hacking Scene Ever
"
*Immediately shows a percentage of damage on multiple firewalls*
oh god this is going to be awful
Awesome*
And a voice saying out loud: "System breached" like they're on a fucking spaceship or something
@@AmandaFreitas1998 followed by a klaxon and red spinny lights
@@zperk13 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying
@@AmandaFreitas1998 LMFAOOOO!!!! xD
What my grandparents see when I am fixing the WiFi connection.
Same xddd
Just switched it off and on 🤣🤣
@Oh yea yea yeayea he got the joke tho
Oh yea yea yeayea You’re the definition of who not to be on the internet.
what my grandparents saw when I toOK THE PLASTIC WRAPPING OFF OF THEIR ROUTER’S ANTENNA
Apparently, screenplay writers are disturbingly often digitally illiterate. It's like a doctor in a movie cutting open a patient's stomach, throwing herbs in it, and then closing it back up with a welder.
Is... is that not how operating works?
Or a dentist in a movie removing a patient’s tooth using scissors and a chainsaw, then stuffing a bunch of string and Elmer’s glue in their mouth which somehow immediately heals the wound
@@nqrtzy8765 how many other lies have I been told by the movies
I heard the cop shows' writers were competing with each other to write the stupidest computer scene, eg in NCIS there's one episode where two people type on the same keyboard. that said, I can't be 100% sure they did it on purpose.
@@lukaza1261 Dude, if you really want to know how that works, just go to a nearby school, break your leg, and let the nurse give you a pack of ice. You can run faster than Usain Bolt after 5 minutes
Apart from all the errors mentioned, at 0:43 the screen shows a directory starting with a C: as this is a Windows path but it uses forward slashes instead of backslash.
Huh, I was to distracted by the *CYBER NUKE* and "45% firewall #6 decrypting" to notice.
That's what it looks like in Cygwin, though I seriously doubt any of them know what that is. (POSIX / UNIX-y front end for Windows)
Well, Windows has supported forward slashes for a long time now. It's almost always better to code your paths with forward slashes, as it'll work in any system.
@@pp_up Interesting! I did not know that.
1:00
"you are good, but i am better"
*Launches cyber dogs to chase off the cats from the screen*
Cyber water gun
😂😂
Oh ye it's big brain time
or just presses alt+f4 to close them
This has just killed me😂😂😂
Cat videos are the most important tool in any hacker's arsenal.
I would literally just watch the vids instead of trying to stop them from hacking!😂😂😂😂 Have my pc but give me cat vids!🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
P.s. this is a joke! I would try to stop someone from hacking me even if it's cat vids!😅😅😅
Yeah my cat loves reading Docs
if i can ask, why cat, why not some jump scare?
Yes
My cat reacted to it lol
Man started playing counter strike in between a hack.
Respect.
Bro I saw the same thing 🤣
Where?
@@medisop1003 0:44 😂😂😂
The people asking "where" thought they opened the game
This scene is so bad I thought they were legit about to open css and pretend to hack with the server browser
THE PICTURES OF THE MISSILES LMFAOOOO
*_Real hacking_* -
"What's the name of your dog and its age"
Lol... That so fucking true haha
JOHN! 16
More like Hijacking
That's literally my password. I guess I should change it now
Or, you could just try "123456", "qwerty" and "password"
7.8/10 not enough spinning cubes
eraZure Also, there is no ‘I’m in!’
Blinky boxes
Ha ha, because nothing represents the vast unknown technological mysteries of the cyber-world like Rubic’s cubes within Rubic’s cubes that use the characters of dead Greek languages instead of the usual colored stickers - it’s so fucking ridiculous - what the serious fuck?!? My mother-in-law actually BRAGS to the rest of the family that I’m something more than a mere GENIUS because I (memorized the algorithms from a UA-cam video) can solve a Rubic’s cube, it’s so fucking sad. And somehow, about every 6 months or so, she becomes convinced that I know EVERYTHING ABOUT COMPUTERS when her VCR suddenly no longer “works” and it has somehow become MY responsibility to guarantee for the rest of her life that her Internet connection, WiFi, and VCR always work. I seriously get a call about every 6 months or so, in an entirely accusatory tone, as if I have somehow abandoned all responsibility and once again caused her VCR to malfunction, because SHE forgot how to switch over to her VCR or someone unplugged the HDMI or RCA cables or unplugged the VCR FUUUUCK ME!!!!
@@devitomichael LMFAO. Maybe you should tell her that the VCR is demanding a Bitcoin locker ransom! Lol
ummm i believe they are called,"Blinky Boxes"
Why not just open task manager and end "hack.exe"?
Nathan Drake
no need , you could just open hack.exe and close it by clicking the little red close button
Nathan Drake If you're running hack.exe process, it's too late for anything.
its actually hack.bat
try turning off and back on
New format: "notthehack.vbs" ;)
As a software engineer, this was actually physically painful to watch 😂😂😂
Not even that tech savvy but it hurt me too
1:21 I love how they ended up being exactly in the centre of the circle
they localised them, THEN localised them
i would like this but it’s at 69
@@pissman7777 we do not care about 69
@@pissman7777 he is lying, we care about 69
@@cristian-bull apparently other people do not
"start counterstrike"
steam opens
**steam starts updating**
Yup
Shit csgo needs a update!
E N E M Y S P O T T E D
- cyka bliat
I'm supposed to be breaching the firewall but this one hacker keeps nuking my ass.
Mattchester is it the hacker27?
Allan Liu who is the Hacker27?
Blaze Charzard legends are saying, that he was the first hacker ever
People say he can hack the White House in a single keystroke
RevlosThePaladin He once destroyed a whole firewall with a single click
>start counterstrike
>launches counterstrike source
Thank goodness there's a progress indicator for the percent of hacking completed...
I couldn't stop laughing at that one 😄
Well who wants to sit around watching their hack progress for 5 minutes? You need a rough timeline, so you can go make some pizza pockets or something while the hack finishes.
Kerry Halpin zzp
Mist underrated comment.
Joe Jackson
Pizza pockets? Are they just hot pockets in another region?
Ah yes I remember my first year of compsci they taught us all about the different kinds of spinning cubes, counter strikes, and, of course, cyber nukes
I love it when they taught counter strike ,even though my fps drop to 10 but yeah sometime I got 12
Did you pass if the lector failed cover the cats and ICanHasCheezburger?
Don't forget the blinking boxes
hekshsjs in reality, what they thought us in our first year in our university is the truth table
"i can launch a cybernuke but it will completely fry the system."
are you serious?
*(clipart image of a rocket on the screen)*
oh.. he's serious...
aero. Cybernuke!!!
Ikr 😂 well yeah you could create a virus called cybernuke if you like but that image of rocket tho
I’m afraid that was our last cyber nuke we don’t have anymore
ahhaha
aero. Cyber nuke: send a message to the guy that runs the WiFi company server to unplug all the plugs. Op
I'm surprised one of them didn't say, _"Here, let me help you with that."_ then, both start typing on the same keyboard at lightning speed.
>we're being hacked
>start counterstrike
United States of Embarrassment LOL
1v 1 me rust
United States of Embarrassment CS GO
counterterrorists win.
hey you know that rank up is more important
Imagine what the very tech-literate animators who made all the progress bars and sound effects were thinking.
They do these on purpose to see what they can get away with
Knowing graphic or sound design doesn't mean you know cybersecurity.
I’m a doc, and I imagine it’s similar to how I feel when I see any hospital scene.
TV Doc: “Listen carefully, Nurse: I want 1000ml of 0.9% sodium chloride, at a rate of 125ml per hour, and *watch* for hypovolaemic shock! STAT!”
(Terrified) TV Nurse: “Yes Doctor, right away!”
- -
Me IRL: “Mate, can you give her a bottle of the house white please?”
(Highly-qualified/-competent) Nurse IRL: “Yeah, saline or Hartmann’s?”
Me: “I don’t care.”
N: “How quickly?”
Me: “Whatever you like; I’m going for a cigarette.”
@@trobertw ???
yeah you have so much knowledge to make things better but you gotta do what client wants.
I am going to demand a tuition refund. The computer security courses that I took as a requirement for my Computer Science degree never covered cyber-nukes.
Dimensiom Mine didn’t either, let’s sue.
Cambridge ripped me off!Of course THE BRITISH institutions would cheat a Pakistan.....again.
Dimensiom Nor blinky boxes
Joke aside, I like this scene. They decided that there was no way to make a hacking and counter hacking scene feels fast paced and exciting, so they just accepted the cringe and leaned into it.
they already knew where the centre of the circle was
What a mystery!
Hahaha with all the other ridiculousness going on I didn't even catch that! Love it.
Arjun Singh I didnt even realise
Think the center was their current location
Arjun Singh I didn't think of that, but that is so incredibly ridiculous.
>start counterstrike.....you can't make this shit up
Is it 1.6, Source, or GO? We need to ask some real questions right now.
Phoenix Issa ISSA KNIFE
im gonna launch you my cybernuke.
pass me the AWP I got these fuckers!
>start RUSH B - *a team of russian SPETSNAZ rushes into the room*
"They're tracking our IP address! Truly the work of a master!"
Stephen Hogan one must learn the ways of the universe before an Ip address tracking is mastered
but the answer to the universe and everything is 42...
.
...including your IP 42.42.42.42...
I'm sure its either a master hacker or that 12 year old I just killed on Xbox live
tracert for the win
^^
I believed the title for about 4 seconds, then I never laught so hard in my life.
Movie Hacker’s #1 Rule:
Never. Touch. Mouse.
Mouse what's that?
Just watched again a month ago and those "high end" computer specs sound hilarious now
well, if you work fully from prompt, why would you
I know you're joking, but any skilled PC user can literally get by completely without a mouse, and it's actually more efficient to operate a PC via keyboard only, if you know all the shortcuts.
EDIT: added a single comma, for clarity.
@@breadfan_85 it's a very old technique, indeed. There where times, when a mouse had a rolling rubber ball in them, not every computer had a mouse.
>start counterstrike
*Valve intro*
"What the hell?"
I was expecting more de_dust jokes in the comments.
But what else to do anyway than play some online game when you're already fucked? Might as well make good use of that nice 100 MB/s connection at work before shit goes down.
xdddd
>start counter strike
*you are vac banned for hacking*
"what the hell?"
Zen Seriously?
salad tf2 kqli vac ban? Nooo
Clearly unrealistic, no pop up asking to update windows
TK_WAG5.TwitchTV or adobe
That's because Kali, which I forgot what os was, it's the best for *hacking*
@@Secretcodrin kali linux
Yep pop up want gain 5 inchie . Com
r/itsaunixsystem
“Looks like he’s hacking in response. Lmao. Anyway, wanna play a round of CS:GO?”
They missed the badguy putting a gun to the software engineer head to increase the speed of the counter hack.
*Typing speed and forehead sweat intensifies*
I read badguy as baldguy
@@pinknet9811 That works too, I guess.
Unsubscribe from t series infidel
LMAO
*When you finally manage to print("Hello World!")*
Ew. Python.
Real programmers do
#include
int main()
{
std::cout
But no such library or directory.
@@mwplaylist2890 Ew C++ ... real programmers do Assembly and C...
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Firewall 1: hacked
Now they're moving on to firewall 2, good thing they have all their firewalls listed like that.
Some great web developers came up with that design
Clash of Clans
but the cybernuke can penetrate through all of them and destroy dat whole shit lol
이 사람들...
the rick roll with the cats is prolly the most accurate in this whole video, that makes it even better :D
I can tell it's real because they're typing fast.
And EVERYONE knows the faster you type, the better hacker you are. = Movie Logic
Candi Soda Ahem this is actually tv show logic
Candi Soda honesty thats pretty damn true. Hackers type fast as shit
Berlinwood27
Lol alright...
Jason Conner
LOL
Candi Soda jdnamekelancnsnxlxlzlandnfldlznafnfksk ... .002 seconds. You sir, have been hacked
I'm a cybersecurity student and can confirm the accuracy of this scene.
Damn i remember the faster we type the better we hack
Hacking is basically a quick-time button mash after all
Stay in school, my friend. If you think this scene is accurate, you're not ready to graduate yet.
@@kevinbedard27 can't you see it was joking?
How many "cyber-nukes" you have launched?
"I'm gonna launch a cybernuke"
*North Korea would like to know your location*
*Kim Jong Un has entered the chat* 😂
*KIM IL SUNG HAS REJOINED THE SERVER*
1000th like
*The US has invaded the chat*
More like America, NK is too scared to drop a bomb.
Now..
Someone convince me there isn’t a conspiracy to dumb down people..
no it's a fucking joke scene it's funny
@@spok_real umm if you take into consideration ANY hacking scene in tv and movies, not just this , its absurd.
>start counterstrike.exe
"This is not a time for games Laura!"
Nincadalop
It better be 1.6 or gtfo 😂
JAJAJAJAJAJA
Its all Clara fault dude, she keep hacking counterstrike in my computer
I read it as yanny
"Enemy spotted"
"I can launch a cyber-nuke" god that is gold
They didn't gain access to their system, but they still could send some frying code apparently...)
It’s like when someone says they’ll call the Cyber-Police
And what’s even better is that there are three missiles onscreen with the big red button too.
Is that a go for launch?
But then you'll be tried for cyber warcrimes in the virtual geneva convention!
0:43 Using command prompt to start CS
Him: *types start counterstrike*
Her: "What does that do?"
Him: "Start CS:GO, why?"
When your mouse is busy but your hands aren't.
C:\> cd\counterstrike
C:\counterstrike>cs
Jonathan Tan
cd C:/Program Files x86/Steam/steamapps/common/Counter Strike: Global Offensive/
./csgo.exe
Linux can run .exe files confirmed.
@@anthrax3404 LMAO!
export WINEPREFIX=~/.steam/debian-installation/steamapps/compatdata/329385/pfx
cd "$(realpath -s "$(winepath -u "C:/Program Files (x86)/Counter Strike: Global Offensive")")"
wine csgo
😁😁😁😁
I love how the writers think a firewall is a literal wall and can lose structural integrity.
Have you tried putting it in rice?
Tbh once my phone stopped working, i put it in a bag of rice for 3 hours, it worked!
Nah have you tried pouring water on it?
Zuver you must throw your phone from 3 floors to make it work again
have you tried setting it off and on?
in Russia we use Podoroznik
*My school technicians when a kid unblocks coolmath-games*
Coolmathgames brings back so many memories hahaha
@@visoak it was the peak of very IT lesson
Accurate
My teacher had some news today.. They said they blocked happy wheels... It took me 10 seconds to unblock and the IT girl walked in and said "How are you even.." Then they blocked the search related apps like .io and stuff so I asked what if I just brought in my flashdrive and ran a computer basically off that.. They said ide never touch a school computer agen...
Should have seen the fucking scenes when my school went on lock down because I got into command prompt and shut down everyone's computer in my class under scheduled maintenance. Got 1 week of 2 hour detentions and banned from the computers until I shown them how I did it.
“We’ll have to find where it’s coming from” place is already in the center of the circle
Lmao burn
No the inner circle can still shift as they narrow down to it
Yeah but it doesn't xD
+Art Vandalay Aren't you supposed to be in the pool?
Well sometimes the circle goes on tilted and sometime of shifty shafts...
As a network engineer I agree that this one of the most accurate scenes but they forgot to hack the mainframe and launch a virus with a skull and crossbones on it