DoubleSpeak, How to Lie without Lying
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"I had a thousand people under me at my former job".....I cut grass at the cemetery
oh i have a corner office, with most of the city being in my visibility. i drive a bus
I really laughed at this one.
That's a big cemetery
Employer: What did you used to do for a living?
Me: I used to put people under the blade
lmao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>step into my office
>am I being let go?
>don't be silly. In fact, I'm promoting you to customer
That's quite the promotion what did I do to deserve this?
😭😭
@Okapi Lizard
@Okapi Lizard the joke has flown over your head
@Okapi Lizard r/whooosh
My work in public service used to require quite a bit of double-speak. You can’t just come out and say, “yeah, the lawmakers didn’t think this through or consult the people who actually do the work, so now we have to require you to do something useless.”
oh you worked in CMS
actually, i d prefer they tell me this. by answereing honestly you can share in the frustration of your client. That makes the client less frustrated.
So what would you say instead of telling the the truth?
@@hetedeleambacht6608 See how long you keep a job...
hey man if it is up to you, you should tell the truth, the public deserve to understand the situation so it can be fixed. And you should not be protecting incompetent lawmakers or politicians.
Like how toothpaste brands say “recommended by 5 out of 5 dentists”, when the dentists were asked for multiple brands. So that toothpaste wasn’t *_the one_* , but simply one of many brands that a dentist would recommend.
This concept is EXACTLY how big pharma gets ALL of their drugs to market. Making it to market, means reducing the presence of reaction of side-affects...by pre-screening volunteers who are less likely to have a side-affect.
I more commonly hear 9/10 dentists - when in reality it's 10/10. They change it to 9 though because customers instinctually think it's impossible for a product to be approved by everyone leading them to believe its a lie.
"so you're a burglar"
"Nooooooo, I'm an asset relocation specialist."
"so you're stealing my money"
"no, we're the government"
Kristjan Čebulj a self employed* asset relocation specialist
Just the person I hoped to meet. I have, here in this holster, an Asset Relocation Specialist Reducer.
@@krazylevin Yes but are you a Certified Asset Relocation Specialist Reducer Management Associate?
Could also be a tax collector.
I once ran into an old friend I hadn't seen in several years. He told me he was working for an oil company in sales & marketing. He was a clerk at a gas station.
And I know someone who sells propane and propane accessories
I had a friend that said "i manage the transactions of a multibillion dollar company" aka a McDonalds cashier
@Rose :3 lol maybe they're friends?
I knew a guy (I'm brazilian and so is he) who moved to new york to work with coffee and oil, meaning that he served coffee at a Petrobras office
@@garretc2148 You literally stole that
YES! As a data science major this is exactly why a code of ethics was made for data scientists in 2008 after the market crash. Incomplete representations of data were a large part of the issue at the time, and thus the code of ethics was born. I firmly believe it's our job as data scientists to make graphs to really communicate, not for shock value the way so many social media accounts seem to represent their data these days. It never clicked in my head as a form of doublespeak until now!
anyone knows the simpelest graphs need the relevant data right? I learned that in primary school. No data, they might as well show me a Van Gogh...beautiful colors and lines but not very usefull
“It’s not a lie, if you believe it”, George Costanza
“I’m a pharmacist on a street level”
Deal drugger
Nope, you’re just self sufficient entrepreneurial botanist who uses there knowledge to create pharmaceutical products designed to make the patient get better on there own. Using your mobile situation your able to give away your products for the exchange of a piece of paper.
Sound right?
@@aero8893 You mean, Pharmaceutical Street Vendor.
@@aero8893 piece of paper?!? that piece of paper is our current system of legal tender of general use in a country
"no im not stealing comments, im just spreading the quote"
🤣
no im not stealing comments, im just spreading the quote
"no im not stealing comments, im just spreading the quote"
Im not reposting memes, im disseminating visual art and knowledge
No I'm not stealing comments, I'm just spreading the quote
"As part of a balanced breakfast" aka "this stuff doesn't carry much nutrition"
The key to doublespeak: always speak reality, always tell the truth. Folks won’t believe you; they will continue to believe what they want to believe regardless of what you tell them. So say what’s real! Just don’t bother arguing too much about it.
Just half of it.
Always tell the truth
@@ZAN_YAR You can't tell the truth. It's bigger than your knowledge of it. And incomplete truth is also a half lie.
@@thinkforyourself518 Yes you can.
Fearlessly and Assertively. A small synthetic agenda they call it [knowledge] is way too fragile to take a place in your Mind. and affect your intellection, and your says. It's their thing They have made it they make you believe in it and you get scared and obtain feeling of guilt and addicted
@@thinkforyourself518 What? pfff- it's not a half-lie. I prefer the phrase 'sensibly modified truth'.
"Im not depressed, Im just highly motivated to not be optimistic"
nice pfp you’re cultured
@@-poon-382 ah, I see, so you're also a fellow man of hololive culture?
NEEE VIRUS hell yea
Nakamas from the hololive hole
What's hololive peko?
"So you cheated?"
"No, no. It was just a romantic entanglement."
No. Romantic and entanglement just makes it worse. What you want to say is: I found this girl suffering from a clinically adverse effect due to the saturated inflammation of epinephrine. She was in a mentally critical condition that required a regulated oxytocin intake lest her lifespan is intermittently chopped short for lack of treatment and administration of the chordae tendineae cords. She had previously suffered a apical ballooning syndrome and needed a pulmonary heart bypass placebo to re-coordinate and connect her testosterone levels with her endocrine system body functions. Honey, she had a 5.30% chance of dying, within the next year, it's lowered now to .07% chance. I have potentially saved a life, she was possibly suffering tremendously because of her condition. I had to help.
@@acevaver5425 Please translate to dummyspeak.
@@acevaver5425 r/woosh
@@acevaver5425 J. o. k. e
@@vixx3535 I don't think you are using that correctly
I distinctly remember during the 2020 elections, I saw a political ad over and over about someone running for reelection in my state. One of the various things they listed as "reasons you should vote for this guy again!" is that he brought the state's education from being the "the 33rd worst state in the country, to the 27th best" or something along those lines, I don't remember the specifics. It wasn't until I paused the ad and thought about it for a second that I realized it was saying the education system got worse and it was using doublespeak to make it sound better. I never knew that form of lying had a name until I watched this video!
How
@@buffalosolider206 how what
@@buffalosolider206Assuming we're talking US states among the ranking, and not including territories like Puerto Rico, there are 51 "ranking members." That puts the middle point at 25.5 - equally far to the bottom and the top. So if a state is the 33rd _worst,_ we're counting from the _bottom,_ meaning that they're actually _above_ the middle point (at 18th best, in fact). However, the 27th _best,_ that is, counted from the _top,_ is then _below_ the middle point (ie., 24th worst).
So they actually dropped a whole _9 rankings_ (27-18 = 33-24 = 9) in the time that guy running for re-election was in office 🙃 - and he's trying to present that as if he actually improved things...
What I got out of this is that no matter the topic always ask questions until you get positive confirmation of the facts at hand.
Oh you’re dangerous now
that might be part of the message, but I think what you missed is that someone wanting to deceive you by using double-speak is unlikely to give you all of the facts, so you need to dig deeper and always delay a decision if you can.
"I saved your life!"
"You ruined my death!"
the incredibles!
Lieutenant Dan (forrest gump)
LMAO! can win for losing.
That's an entire mood right there
@@EdFuller "lieutenant Dan!! ice cream!!!"
"Oh youre an organ harvester?"
"No, I work in human resources"
No, he works for the Chinese Communist Party
"Nonconsensual organ arbitrage" is the job title that his salary gets taxed under
Non-public human organ arbitrage.
I would say semi-concensual but that's too negatively received these days.
"Nonconsensual organ arbitrage" is this Sseth rimworld refrence?
@@lecoqsclock1002 Of course fellow merchant!
7:17 Actually it's incorrect to say it reduces the risk by one percent; it reduces it by one *percentage point*
It reduces it be 36% percent, from 3 in 100 to 1.9 in 100. Look at the graph again. The statistic is not misleading, the graph is.
Love this video. People don't know how to spot such trickery. We should be teaching this in schools.
Bold of you to assume schools were made for critical thinking and not for future obeying workers
@@presidentofchina1496 REAAAAL❤
double speak, or as i like to call it, everyone's resume
Hahaha true
Or a high schooler desperately trying to reach the dreaded word count.
@@nanamacapagal8342 I hated word counts.
I'd always have to shorten my work.
(I always got As in school😂)
Mitchell Weird Flex but ok
@@mitchell1091 How :c
"I handle transactions for a multi - billion dollar company." - McDonalds cashier
Nice!
I was going to comment you should say financial transactions, but then I remembered the cashier also hands you your food, which is product. Anyways, great line, will definitely steal for future interviews.
lmaooooooo
just saying, not an original comment
This one lol
Its not spawn camping, its tactical positioning.
Thank you for the informative content, keep up the great work!
EA: "They're not loot boxes, they're surprise mechanics"
It's not RNG, it's infinite replay value features
right on spot
It’s not FIFA 2018, it’s FIFA 2019
Damn! You read my thoughts!
Stewardess.
Hitman: "I specialize in Early Retirements."
Dispatching and actuation of personal liquidation.
from life
Is this a Blade Runner crossover?
from life
painting houses.
"I'm not slacking off, I'm taking an early break to enhance productivity."
I’ve seen some resumes that could qualify.
I also liked the SpaceX launch of starship lately…. “A rapid unscheduled disaaembly” lol
I handle transactions for a multibillion dollar company.
I work as a McDonalds Cashier
I actually laughed out loud... congrats xD
Sounds like Jeffrey Epstein
also serving embryo fetus aborted cell food .
Sounds like Dan peña lol
Erika I knew a guy who would use that line almost exactly to pick up women, and yes he worked at McDonald’s.
"Did you procrastinate?"
"No, I simply rescheduled my assignments."
EDIT : this is 1 year after the comment was posted, I have all but completely forgotten this comment I made lmfao wasn't expecting it to get likes at all, especially 6.9k, thanks a lot kekw
I prioritized leisure time.
No I'm just waiting
ae86
That's actually what I say to my boss.
No absolutely not. I engaged in reasearch aimed at improving my performance at a later date.
The military teaches you how to do this very well for instance, "responsible for the integrity of flight controls, corrosion prevention, and structural integrity of four aircraft." Is just a really fancy way to say that you checked cables for wear, wiped the aircraft down with a rag, and checked the safety wire holding the bolts in place.
I had a great time when I prioritized processing information on literary subjects through a visual and auditory medium over at-home educational practice
"Why is my microphone not working?"
"High-impedance air gap."
aka it's not plugged in
This is brilliant
Absolutely brilliant!
Infinite Resistance*
"Why doesn't my voice come out of the speakers?"
"High disparity air gap between frequencies and broadcast equipment"
Amazed how many people know basic electronics well enough... Or can say a low signal to noise ratio or a super high THD
“I didn’t lose, I merely failed to win!”
-Oversimplified
I didn't lose, I succeeded at accomplishing the opposite of the assumed conditions for success
I didn't lose, I just assumed you were playing a non zero sum game, where my "losing" would facilitate your "winning" to maximise the total of gains.
@@Ludifant I like this, but it breaks the point of double speak. Doublespeak doesn't involve lying, however your comment does. Still an amazing excuse though!
I didn't lose, I have just been highly motivated on having empathy on all competitors
Well this one doesn't work as well because you can draw in some games.
Thank you for this profound addition to my organic memory bank with this moving picture content on UA-cam.
The catastrophic buckling compression column switch and actuator warriors have been outsmarted this time
We don’t torture people, we use Enhanced interrogation.
Advanced interrogation techniques
@@nihalu.7886 I don’t use Advanced I nterrogation Techniques I use Alternative words
I prefer to call it intensive questioning.
@@nihalu.7886 "but techno that's just tor-"
"ENHANCED INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES"
AND WE MAKE PEOPLE OUR SLAVS
so glad to see carlin in this
I love doublespeak, it is such an cool thing to perform.
When he said " waste management consultant", i thought he meant "garbage man" LOL
Well, we italians, you know...,
lmao i thought he meant "plumber"
Pretty sure he did, in the show his mob family is in the garbage business. I think that's what he meant, though you could I guess secondarily interpret it as an euphemism - maybe that's what the writers intended.
one more word, and it all makes sense - "human waste management consultant"
@@visdarfrankas human waste means poop though XD
That name "double speak" is outdated.. now we call it marketing..
Literally
Usually white people are the ones that use double speaking.
Wisdom Seeker lol maybe because usually white people are the ones to have jobs in the first place... like what are you gonna do some corporate double speak in the hood? Or fruit markets? Or serving up some French fries at McDonalds???? LOL
@@christophersurnname9967 ouch, bitter punch of truth
Christopher Surnname wtf you talking about?
great video. You really delved into the uses of double speak.
Great discussion, thanks.
Doublespeak is colloquially known as bullshitting where I'm from.
Yeah I’m often referred to as a bullshiter but I prefer the term linguistically gifted
it’s ironic because whoever invented the word doublespeak just didn’t wanna be called a bullshitter
@@hiinsanity lmao
Flirting is a form of doublespeak too.
@@hiinsanity It's not ironic, it's just effective.
“I work in the movie industry.”
I sell popcorn
nah, more like: I play a crucial part in one the most equitable industries present in today’s economy.
@@tommytimmy8441 👏
Lmbo
Im a dancer = Im a stripper
@@tommytimmy8441 Or I played a crucial role in the marketing of cinema to the public through the increase of current and future sales figures.
Very Well put together video
Awesome vid!
"You're watching random UA-cam videos"
"No, I'm performing non-essential research of human communication and expression from one of the largest databases of digital media"
I feel attacked
Isn't that a quarter of what you learn in school school?
Extra-circular research *
689 lieks
nice
@@smokingghost9781 u mean google
Prisoner: " I live in a gated community"
😂😂😂
We even have armed security personnel
@@luciuskapahs5547 most prison guards aren't armed actually. Well they have pepper spray which is effective... sometimes.
sometimes you even get a room with TV, bed, toilet and shower all to yourself!
Don't we all 😉
Crazy how companies can do this with statistics that actually matter.
Our governments are corrupt and we allow them to be.
I love engadging in caloric sufficiency through interspecis means
Eating one meal a day.
Before: I am broke.
Now: I am doing intermittent fasting.
intermittent
@Violet Sinclair I'm not broke and I do it. I do two meals a day though. I skip dinner. Why would I need food to sleep? Why should I give my body work to do when I should be resting? I don't need this extra meal. Now my body can focus on important things like healing, repair and resting instead of working to digest food I don't need.
qrpnxz ahh shiet thank you
.. due to economic misadventure
The Lop do u know what a joke is
"They're not Lootboxes they're 'Surprise Mechanics' ".
- EA GAMES
No the lawyer stated this: *"...It's not gambling, we call them surprise mechanics...it makes the players happy..."*
@@kingaragornii9940 tell me lies , tell me sweet little lies
@@kingaragornii9940 defintely doesnt make us happy ahaha
@@TheUltrasora
Lol
Ea it’s in the game
My favourite 2nd type words are mining terms. Skip, shaft, rib, back, floor, face, mucker. They are just simple yet complex to those who don’t know the industry.
I love the clip around 2:37. Now im going to have to try and find that on YT
Our resumes are about to be lit.
Louise ••• for some reason I hate and love you lol
I was a self hired professional semi-permanent bed tester, that specialized in a niche type of bed.
watch out for all of us being in rich schools and jobs
@@Deady4u sleep man
"I drive a 150k vehicle, I travel a lot and have a great corner office"
I'm a bus driver.
Few million dollars vehicle could be a tank
underrated XD
😂😂
Pog
“Corner office” is fantastic
what makes Champagne expensive & unique is goes thru 2 separate fermentations giving it the continous bubbles rising/ Sparkling wine is wine with C02 blown into it
Outstanding Presentation! I had to subscribe after listening to this video. Thank you for making and sharing it.
“you’re not in trouble, i just need to talk to you for a second outside of the classroom about your choices”
This is very relatable
every teacher ever
my Spanish teacher once asked me and my friend to wait outside and she never came to speak to us just made us stand outside the classroom for 45-50 minutes until the bell rung
@@MyPussyBleeding-rn1mw big brain moment
@@MyPussyBleeding-rn1mw F I N E S S E D
The native fluent language of all politicians.
@Auto Zam there os very little difference
@@sosig6445 Mobsters have to at least be vaguely competent to keep their "job".
except trump. he just striaght up lies. and i dont know whther to praise him for it?
Let me guess someone made a trump comment
@@hafe6659 stop i actually did-
Loving this voice
Great video
"They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics" - Fantastic
@Traveling Burrito Salesman protomen baby!!
Haha that one "scientist" from Fallout New Vegas
@@futureshock382 fantiastic, that was his name iirc
@@futureshock382 damn you beat me to it.
A New Vegas reference caught in the wild!? I’m so proud
“I didn’t lose. I merely failed to win”
hello Zyphon again ^-^
I didn't see this first. I discovered this within the first couple minutes of this being sent into the the internet
Hi Zyphon :D
Hallo zyphon.
Overly simplified
I Acknowledge the Importance and the visuals that has been put into this Imagery. (this video is great)
Thanks. This video makes me feel much better about lying now ;)
"This involved slitting his throat. They call this a 'therapeutic misadventure'"
That's... that's murder
Yeah I’d be about ready to give that surgeon a “misadventure” if that happened to someone I care about.
You seem tough.
It's not murder
It's stopping human function
7.59-fm [Closed] that is stopping human function for a proceedingly inproportionate excusably content of time
@@1Lainer1 No one can read this nonsense sentence; try again.
"Mcdonald's manager"
"Sales director for a multi-billion company"
U copied this from another comment
I didn't but I'm not surprised that there are hundred of comments like this one way before made this comment.
Lol
@@anonymus3219 He did not "copy another person's comment," he merely rebuttaled the originality of a fellow entertainment enjoyer's statement.
Bank accountant
People five me hundreds of bills from different currencies every day
I am glad to have a natural repulsion to doublespeak. I can' imagine living blisfully unaware of the way people choose to "water down" subjects.
It hits a certain trigger in me that instantly throws up the cynicist goggles. It is why ads never work whether or not they are a product I am interested in.
First time watching, you sound like wildcat. Excited to what your content has to offer
"I didn't rob the store, I merely imposed a mandatory donation order"
In the military it is known as "Appropriation".
surprise communism
That's what they use to extort people and make everyone happy with that, because taxes are "used for the people". You know, it's not theft, because you're a "Taxpayer".
@@369mfkzt2 exactly, it's not theft, it's just the government forcefully removing your money and using it themselves
😂
"Your a drug dealer"
"Nope, I'm just a humble street pharmacist"
Nope, you’re just self sufficient entrepreneurial botanist who uses there knowledge to create pharmaceutical products designed to make the patient get better on there own. Using your mobile situation your able to give away your products for the exchange of a piece of paper.
Or you're the one who knocks!
@@aero8893 Very few street pharmacists are self sufficient botanists, they usually have their wares delivered to them by the financially flexible familial conglomerates.
you're*
@@ijemand5672 thanks bro
I HATE doublespeak, I HATE dishonesty so much
This thing will get you further than any other studies
Victim: "I was robbed!"
Thief: "No I just started a new wealth redistribution program"
Government: That's what we do.
Robin hood
Communism be like
@@CrazyGuyVideos2005 that isn't Communism lol.
@@midnighthobbyt5161 lol dude, literally that is communism.
“So you’re a legal grave robber?”
“No, I’m an archeologist!”
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
Tf are dinosaurs gonna do to stop them from digging up their skeletons
@@goroakechi6126 SO DO YOU
@@hammedburger3712 Paleontologists.
Brilliant
Cool background music 👍
"Friendly Fire!"!!
I’m not currently procrastinating, I’m mentally recouping by broadening my horizons through digital media.
Hey, HEY! no. Recouping is a necessary activity.
Ah being lazy.... I understand now.
Exactly
mmm... digital media, more like; the modernization of the previously non-though way of receiving information.
this. i like this
This is how I wrote all my papers in college.
How did that go?
I can't believe you're that guy
Yup I learned to write like this the hard way
I found my professor/TA gave me higher grades if I reflected their words used during the lecture.
This also works in job applications when I describe duties I performed at previous positions and using the job announcement to shape my response using thier vocabulary.
People are more receptive to what they are familiar with.
It's the only way to meet those length requirements!
That's why I say communication is isn't about the words you use, but the message you convey. If you speak in a way that's deliberately misleading, then you ARE lying since you intentionally did not actually communicate or deliver an honest message.
Words are like spells. Avra Kedravra: as I speak, I create!
“I didn’t kill him. I simply created an environment for him that his body found uninhabitable.”
No no, he's not dead, his primary metabolic processes have just stalled for an indefinite period.
Natural selection made him extinct... Nature taking course
No comment
The application of accelerated heavy metals objects into the persons body created a pressure imbalance that resulted in several essential bodily processes being impeded through cavitation and fluid leakage to the extent that the normal biological activity was severely hindered and eventually ceased. He will be missed.
He attack me with a chainsaw i got of right to defend myself
*So this is how Pinocchio lied to Prince Charming without his nose growing...*
woah, cool name
@@xandergoemans456 bruh
@@seanisgone5413 bruh
edit: this is my main account lol
@@dexterity494 bruh
He didn't lie, if he would his nose would have grown
Omg @8:19 I remember that game! Vegas Stakes for the SNES! Those slot machines were where it was at!
“Alternative Facts” is the first one that came to mind.
"he sustained injuries that is incompatible with life"
HE DIED.
The blood do outside body
@@thedooktroops5608 00
___
😂😂
That is not how verb number works.
He was unable to continue doing what he loved in this world.
"Did you just fart?"
"No, I just temporarily decreased the level of freshness in the air"
Lol no, I temporarily increased methane levels.
I simply carried out a functional bodily process to reduce certain elements from my anatomy in trade for the oxygen-rich elements from my surroundings
I facilitated a chemical transference process to increase the impact of pollutant detection in the local environment
K. LOUK the fungus and bacteria’s in my intestinal tract have just produced M2 and the muscles in my body have retracted as to reallocate the elements from my organism, into the atmosphere as a way to camouflage with mammals, more specifically the Mephitis (skunk).
An excess of pressure caused by vital and naturally occurring bacteria was recently resolved by my decision to expel said non-toxic excess into the atmosphere.
“The NCR asked me if I had a degree in physics, and I said that I had a *theoretical* degree in physics!”
-Fantastic, the top engineer for Helios One (one of the most important power sources for the NCR and the facility with a secret orbital laser inside)
I had a friend in high-school who worked at a gas station as a "Petroleum Transfer Engineer"
"It's not a bug, It's a Feature"- Todd Howard
>Fallout 76 disliked
N'wah
It Just Works!
underrated comment
@@dolemomo3417 true
*In a court discussion*
Me: "He died of natural causes"
Judge: "You pushed him off a building!"
Me: "Gravity is a natural force"
Judge: "but you had to push him off fro gravity to be a factor"
You: "i didn't push him, i was merely gradually generating a substantial amount of velocity and acceleration via my deltoid muscles to force my humerus in a lateral trajectory away from my toros which in result increased the amount of kinetic energy stored in my metacarpal and proximal phalange connectors that when i lightly tapped him all that kinetic energy transfered from me to him resulting in contact forces forcing him to stabilise himself but because he lacked the visual awareness to inform himself of the knowledge required for him to make the judgement of weather he should stabilise himself of not he ultimately was overcome by the contact forces and causing him to fall off the cliff"
Judge: "...."
You: "and if he stabilised himself in time he wouldn't of fallen thus resulting in me being innocent and him being guilty of his own death"
Judge: "... apologies for the misunderstanding you're free to go"
@@WindowLicker_-9
Judge: Wait! So you pushed off a man that was unguarded and you're saying it was his fault that he died cause he wasn't guarded?
You: As the rule of the jungle, a man must be on guard at all times for he might be at danger at all times
I merely taught him a valuable lesson that may or may not shortened his late adoption
@@justanub4697 Judge : So you basically admit your implication in the matter of causing his death and attest you have been sharing more responsability than the victim/culprit itself, enough to be labeled and charged for it.
You : I don't admit to anything, I affirm a sole point of view that is itself beyond reasonnable doubt subjective and biased, thereforth aledging me no weigth as an evidence outside of the forces I generated willingly and never actually stated nor had any intention of engrandging any collision or missuse of my force and was out of doubt unaware of the plausibility or causality of the tragic events that were bound to happen outside both of our range of consciousness.
Judge : That sound like 3rd degree murder to me, anything to add?
@@WindowLicker_-9 Ok
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We should rebrand “double speak” to what it really is: bold-faced lying.
It's not lying. Double-speak is much closer to putting a veil on the truth. So really, it's Quasi-Truthful Speech Enhancement and Extension Procedure (QTSEEP).
Or as lawyers and politicians call it: clocking in
@@themyster1ous016I see what you did there.
In all seriousness though, OP's right: it's bold-faced lying.
Honestly, I am a hard critic- but this is a fire video
The "gambling industry" became the "gaming industry"
Well I guess nowadays the opposite is true
nice
Lol I thought that what he meant
LilEric Inna'cut most gambling involves games, child.
@@mrfaade304 Okay, Boomer.
Just dont play rockstar or ea games. There is very little gambling if you avoid them 2 company's
I changed a lightbulb.
*I single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents.*
the engineer
This guy, this guy, I’m going to use this.
Read this somewhere else before
@@philbytan284 where would anyone possibly write that anywhere else? lol
@@danielxmiller It's called the *original*
this is such an important concept to understand, thanks for the video
thank you
"What I told you was true, from a certain point of view."
- Obi Wan Kenobi
"From MY point of view the JEDI are evil!"
--Some guy with opinions on sand
From my point of view the droids are evil
Nice
Kenobi was full of lies. Telling Luke that he'd never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than Mos Eisley.
Or was it a lie?
Because Luke never did make it to Gotham City, so I suppose Kenobi could claim his statement was true.
Exactly. For example:
"Only the Sith deal in absolutes"
So why did Yoda say:
"Do or do not, there is no try?"