Dhar Mann really thinks that everyone would have a reaction like that boy had when her mom said that it was Dhar Mann on the phone. Most people wouldn't even give a damn about it or just say, "Wow, Dhar Mann," and keep up with their lives.
Dharr Mann needs a serious reality check. Like we need actually realistic scenarios, that teach actual life lessons. Not a kid commiting TERRORISM and it being treated as a joke
I'm conflicted. I do think it's unrealistic, sure, however I have seen kids pull fire alarms, call in bomb threats, and send death threats both IRL and online, and I've seen the legal system more-or-less say "He's only 12, let the parents punish him," which does lead those kids committing more serious crimes later. So, maybe it is actually a good thing to teach kids and more realistic than we're giving him credit for. However, there is an argument to be made that the people who need to learn these lessons won't learn them from a boring video by a UA-camr with a bad reputation. So, maybe instead of arguing that more realistic videos would be better we should argue that his videos should be more entertaining.
@@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917Entertainment should be thought of second in a life lesson video. Originally he never made his videos to be as goofy or childlike as possible, nowadays it just seems like the norm.
I like how Dhar mann says he’s changing lives, but Mikey is a fan of him but still shows him doing actual crimes. So dhar mann is showing that his video dont actually change lives
It's even WORSE. Dhar started a new series called Noah's Arch and I sat and watched the ENTIRE first episode and there were nerds and the way the nerds acted made me want to tear my eyes and ears out
Plus the message is terrible!! Jay and mikey were literally taking advantage of Noah and the message is “Dont let people tell u that your friends are taking advantage of you” WHILE THEY ARE!!
I find it funny. Mikey is a huge Dhar Mann fan, but he's constantly in trouble. You'd think if Dhar Mann was really "changing lives hoo hoo hee" Mikey would be a straight-A student and an upstanding kid Edit: I was watching the video again while I did school and at 18:37 August caught me so off guard
doing good in school and obeying authority that was involuntarily forced on you doesn't make you a good person. i wouldn't want an obedient dog that i created to be a fan of me, since that wouldn't look good for me
This is a weird theory but I like to think Mikey is a personification of everything wrong with modern DM What was once a campy, but somewhat inspirational life lesson channel, then came along Mikey who made this channel into a Nickelodeon sitcom
When I was a kid, the business my dad worked at had a slogan: "If you're not happy with our service, tell us. If you are, tell others." As such, I am immediately skeptical of anyone going out of his way to promote himself.
Honestly between mikey committing crimes and his mom only teaching him his lesson by tricking him is proof that his regular home life is quite dysfunctional
Mikey committed, may I remind you, AN ACT OF TERRORISM. And Dhar Mann is portraying it as a joke. From the fact they’re using a serious crime for a knockoff Disney show and from the fact that he has a young audience is dangerous because he’s portraying going to juvie is a fun thing, and you can hang out with your friends. No you can’t. There’s a reason why juvenile detention is frowned upon. BECAUSE ITS PRISON FOR THE YOUTH! AND that Mikey’s mom didn’t do anything or just say to Mikey “hey! maybe don’t be a terrorist”. No wonder why Mikey always gets in trouble. his pushover of a mom doesn’t do anything. Great video as always, though. I just need to rant on some things.
Especially in this day and age where airport security is increasing with every year. The fact he thinks this is some funny way to entertain people is sickening.
Ya I get you, but we really should be looking at Mikey’s mom here honestly like a hay maybe instead of just saying motivational quotes, and just hoping Mikey will learn his lesson maybe she should I idk actually show me some discipline to him Like an actual parent would to there misbehaving child and maybe not billed him out of juvie just because he had a clean record even though he again committed an active of terrorism just to get out of a test like seriously and also stop having her have these elaborate schemes to make him confess to what he did which which I can assure you no one would actually ever want to help her with and just disappoint him like a normal parent would I mean i’m glad she didn’t do it again at the end and is letting him stay in Juvie hopefully this time Mikey will finally learn his lesson and actually grow to be a good person …………oh wait no because in the next video , we see him and Jay in there still doing horrible stuff like copying off of each Other homework and cutting school probably to get out of a test even after both of them have been in Juvie with aghhh it’s clear Dhar man cares more about Jay and Mikey being popular and videos with them doing mischievous stuff getting more views then he does actually developing them as characters sorry if it was long. I just really need to. Finally get all of that off my chest seriously why do I keep watching these videos even though they suck I think I have a serious problem
Besides an act of terrorism dude also escaped from prison which is a federal offense and Dhar is acting like it’s no biggie. Bro is so out of touch with reality that even fans were calling him out on how shitty this s.
If I got a dollar for every time Dhar Mann inflates his ego, I would be able to become a new Dhar Mann with equivalent, if not better, production quality.
I really hate how Dhar Man is hailed as a holy being in his universe, but the really big issue is that this video, in a roundabout way, says that you can get away with really bad criminal acts. One of these days we’re gonna see a news story of a kid doing what Mikey did on a real plane and it’s not going to be fun to see
I really hate how Dhar Mann make himself to be the ultimate celebrity that everyone loves in his videos but in real life I haven’t met one person that actually like or is a fan of his
Reminds me of when a kid "imitated jeffy" from sml and claimed he learned to tie a noose from him (he was acting depressed and had a noose, he didn't tie it on camera)
@SillyButter5000-ro2rc It's alright haha, but an obviously joking comment shouldn't be taken too seriously. But, ah, the Bible doesn't have much of an effect on me... I'm Muslim. Still, you have a good day too, may God guide you.
As someone who's been on house arrest, this is fucking insane. The police would be called to their location and they would be shipped right back to Juvie.
Also, I live in a state where removing an ankle monitor is a serious crime. It's highly unlikely that just after one night in jail they would get to work as trustees.
Last I checked, vending machines cost money to use. At least in America. In Europe where they have free healthcare, and free college, I can imagine they also have free vending machines?
I believe SOME of Dhar Mann's messages are agreeable but he does not execute them very well. I believe that Dhar Mann has the potential to appeal to a wider audience and get more if he would just work on writing more consistent plots and storylines.
@aishaabdirahman8589 You know, that's actually a good point. He clearly knows how to create lessons "some that don't make a pint of sense", but he executes them in the most inhumane ways possible.
Judge: “no serious offences were committed “. Mike’s comitted terrorism by lighting a sparkler in a plane, he wrote a bomb threat letter on a plane to get out of a test, shoplifted and literally robbed a bank. Yep that checks out!
didn't Mikey's mom literally got Mikey to confess to his crime just to get him sent to juvie to teach him a lesson?? What was the point of that if she was just gonna get him released on his first day
Yeah! And not only that, he's starting to stereotype now, in his latest video, he includes two characters, supposed to be known as nerds, and he makes them wear an obscene amount of hair gel, suspenders, glasses, and makes them say "smart and big" words.
He did a nerdy girl video a while ago and went ALL out. Not just glasses and frumpy clothes, but visibly greasy hair, big ass braces, and like three faces worth of fake pimples. Of course at the end of the video she roles in looking hot and gets revenge on the guy who rejected her. The funniest part is her casually saying “I decided to start putting more effort into my appearance so I got rid of my braces-“ girl, that’s not how that works lol.
@@freakyfriesdayI watched that one earlier, it was weird. on top of that the "glasses and braces are nerdy" has been dying out, and needing glasses has became more and more common in school aged children because of blue light, so..
Mikey at this point would of been put into prison for a few years-decades for terrorism, trying to escape custody twice, attempting a prison break, actually escaping custody and all of the other crimes he's committed in the past that aren't even in the last two episodes.
It's honestly so insane to see how crazy Dhar Mann has gotten with his whole universe. I remember a few years ago Dhar Mann videos would pop up on my Facebook and I remember thinking "these are sweet but kinda unrealistic" for some of them. But this whole series with Mikey took such an insane leap, they aren't even kinda sweet. No one in these videos are even likable. He had to have lost some writers. I'm surprised people still watch these videos unironically.
Dhar Mann's narcissism has now reached an all time high and I don't think the amounts of "life lesson" videos he pumps out will make him realize his downfall
Just thought I'd mention this but Mikey technically can't go anywhere with the ankle monitor. With the exceptions of church, school, work, appointments, performing community service and a few more things, he's not going anywhere. Why is his mom taking him to the Dhar Mann meet and greet?
I'm not having it, I don't know much about house arrest, but I feel like the ankle monitors would have setoff as soon as they as they left the house. That and I also feel like it would have taken them much longer then 40 seconds to get back to the house.
As someone who was in Juvie many times I can say it was not helpful at all. If anything THAT is what lead me down a path that into my 30s I was still being put in jail. It caused a lot of trauma for me that manifested itself in many physical and mental ways. I suffer from extreme crippling anxiety, claustrophobia, a need to be outdoors as much as possible, my sleep is all over the place, I am an Alcoholic, and more. It isn’t the answer, not for most kids. We need alternatives to the system.
I feel bad for Mikey. Yes, everything he has done was actually very wrong, but him going through endless torture makes him look like as a punching bag than an actual being
I feel no pity; he refuses to learn, he earned his punishments and the mom should be punished for being a horrible mother for not introducing discipline into his life
i used to feel like i was the only person in the world who had these thoughts about dhar mann, and then i found you, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ACTUALLY SAYING SOMETHING
15:08 I agree, (I going by the Dhar mann world logic) If the mother will try to do a better job at helping Mikey understand, and showing him kindness, then maybe Mikey will be a better person Same with Jay, who in technically his series, kinda was given a good reasons to be bad, his girlfriend pretty much cheated on him with someone who was richer, and went he join Jewish, he willingly gave up the money, but still punish If Jay and Mikey had better parents, who did their job, then Jay and Mikey won't be this bad Here's a new lesson for Dhar Mann "A child is only bad, if their parents failed"
What kind of a woman would end a visit with her child to talk to Dhar Mann? The kind who would leave two delinquents home alone with access to a blowtorch.
If I may quote the video - at 6:25 - "When you're in a hole, the first thing you need to do is STOP digging, or it's ONLY gonna get WORSE." To me, this is ironic, considering the Dhar Mann protests and the fact that the Mikey series has gone on WAY TOO LONG. I want to be as kind as possible, so I'll keep this professional and, hopefully, short. Back in 2020-2021, some of Dhar Mann's videos actually did inspire me (and not just bc of lockdown). I use the term "inspire" loosely, but the videos (some of them at least) contained positive ideals. Specifically, I really liked his first Thanksgiving special with the compilation of videos about being grateful. Sure, most of his videos were silly and predictable, but I preferred when Dhar Mann was just running his business out of a small apartment building. The videos were short, sweet (again, only sometimes), and were a good "pick-me-up" when I was feeling bored. Again, never enough to suspend disbelief but it was SIMPLE. Now I cringe at his videos, and I only watch them through August. Oh well. That's that.
I'm sorry that this has nothing to do with the topic, but August doing that "screaming voice" when repeating the boys screaming about Dhar Man had me in tears.
I love how every single person in the Dhar Mann universe basically praises Dhar Mann like a god. Like they never include any other Content creator fictional or non-fictional unless there is a collaboration with another youtuber.
I bet that in the shy is a superpower video, if he didn't manage to collaborate with Fazerug (I think that's the way to say the name) he himself would've been the one
15:30 I like how these two guys literally just got paid to tell the police where the kids are. And then Jay with "The betrayal, bro!". This is the only time I laughed at a dhar man video.
That fourth wall break at the end there… somehow I feel like we’re gonna get Crisis on Infinite Dhars or Manns or whatever All the various versions of the many wHaCkY Dhar Mann characters have to band together to stop a giant anti-matter wave from destroying the Dhar Mann multiverse by throwing badly executed life lessons at the Anti-Monitor: Sameer Bavnani
So two children were able to switch clothes with fully grown men with no fitting issues whatsoever? I fully expect part three to be Dhar Mann using his fame and "good will" to bail them out of jail after teaching them a lesson that reflects the moms latest catch phrase. Speaking of her, I have a feeling on how the "convincing" with the judge went.
I have a friend, his brother was house arrested and there are some things you missed about house arrests at 5:17: 1. you can't be in house arrest alone, someone should always keep an eye on you 2. there are breaks where you can get out of the house, you can't just stay at home of a month straight
That long pause on the mother's smiling face near the end there was nightmare inducing, especially since I've been watching this at 1:00 in the morning. Brilliant.
The funniest part about this video is Dharman subtlety admitting his videos in fact dont change lives, because of Mikey really is a big fan of Dharman he wouldnt have ended up in jail in the first place
7:05 Also it’s pretty unrealistic for Mikey to like Dhar Man’s content because he is super mischievous and for him to be a super fan of Dhar man who makes life lessons?
Okay. So, Jay and Mikey try to take off the ankle monitors and, when it starts peeping, start screaming. LOUDLY! Does no one hear them? Seriously. There must be SOMEONE taking a walk outside near the house. Also, Mikey and Jay start talking about going to the meet-and-greet BEFORE the mom and Jayden leave the house. Unless the boys are upstairs, then the mom should have heard them.
I just got done watching the Australian horror flick "Talk to Me" and the scene where the girl's young brother is possessed and starts smashing his face against the wall and the table? That pretty much sums up what I want to do each time Dhar Mann releases a new video... especially when all it does is magnifies how self-absorbed and egomaniacal he really is
I hope the season finale of this horrible, horrible show is that Mikey’s mom will be called out on her bad parenting skills. Because in all this horribleness, that one bit would make me really happy!
I can imagine someone (not Dhar Mann, that’s a no-go) producing a fakeout kids sitcom starring a mischievous kid that escalates into a serious drama where he and his parent(s) are forced to face massive consequences for his crimes and her bad parenting
Also what makes the fourth wall break at the end even more confusing is that Noah’s arch is out now and in the first episode jay and Mikey are there meaning that they do get out of jail immediately again and they do get to be in the show meaning that what the mom said at the end wasn’t even true and she did immediately bail them out also in Noah’s arch Mikey referenced that he had to rob a bank to try to get a vision pro so did dhar Mann in that universe put a real life experience of one of their actors into his series or what?
17:00 Yea well ofc August. classic dhar man tactics. just like deadpool when Ryan Renolds breaks the 4th wall and says a lot references. But Deadpool was actually a good and funny movie while dhar Mann is just BAD
Just remember people, everytime you share an AugustTheDuck video, you change a life. Also, I feel like Jay should have at least SOME critical thinking skills here. Your friend got you arrested, now you are on house arrest, MM is domonstrably bad at mischief. Not to mention, he says "let's go" the second he hears the door close. The mom isn't even out of the driveway in the real world, so you are going to be caught in two seconds. Then in the trash scene, those other kids would snitch the second those kids were gone. Hell, they wouldn't even have an opportunity to change clothes before those kids started snitching.
Also why is it that the unnamed “bully” in juvie has a problem with Mikey? It’s a rhetorical question- I know it’s just the writing, but I mean at least have there be a realistic reason for the conflict besides bumping into him in the food line, am I right? Edit: towards the end of the video, I was reading the Dhar Mann captions, and it said the guys name was Billy. How original.
Like I said in the last Mikey video with august commenting,At this point Mikey’s mom should be arrested for raising a monster and torturing said monster who’s actually her son Also thanks for enabling comments august 😊
I know this isn't related to the current video being discussed, but I decided to watch the video where Mikey robs a bank and went into the comments section just to see so many people praising Dharr Mann. The usual for his channel. But one comment in particular concerned me greatly. It said that they would actually do what Mikey's mom did to Mikey in that video to their own child if they misbehaved! And let me remind you that in that video, Mikey once again had a senseless prank pulled on him and was left in a jail cell with a grown man who wanted to beat him up! And they played that off as a joke! So yeah. It can always get worse on Dharr Mann!
Laughing my ass off, those people in his comment section from some of his videos seriously have heavy brain damage. I'm trying to be nice but it's kind of hard.
It’s actually not Mikey’s first time being in jail August, it’s his 3rd time in jail. 1st time: arrested for pulling the fire alarm to skip a test. 2nd time: for robbing a bank. 3rd time: well, you already know.
I love how every 18 hours, in universe, the mum comes up with a new catchphrase like her life depends on it. "Mikey? What do I always tell you?! There's a gun to my head that'll go off if I don't come up with a new phrase every day!"
An entire day before August posted this, Dhar Dhar Binks uploaded the first video of "Noah's Arc", and now because of that first episode, this video, ESPECIALLY the ending, makes absolutely zero sense.
@@JoanPasley-i2c... please tell me your joking. I mean, Sofia Serna is probably ok, but SNIPERWOLF?! She's coming under heavy fire right now with her stealing so much content (not to mention that the cancer kid situation has kinda resurfaced in this situation, so that doesn't help), this is the last thing that she should be doing right now. She should kinda be trying to fix her mistakes rather than star in a UA-cam Series. I'll never like Dhar Mann just because he supports her so much despite everything she does.
Issue with the mom is that she gives mikey a reason to do this stuff, “i’ll give you an oculus if you get an A” should’ve got him one for good behavior in episode 2
UA-cam allows videos of people robbing stores but disables comments on a video because one of the actors looks too young, classic
classic youtube
Classic Common W of youtube
lmao
L UA-cam
Rip
The fact that Dhar Mann is like a godlike being in his own cinematic universe is both laughable and cringe.
It’s kinda narcissistic
Bro just can’t go a second without being the center of attention.
Dhar Mann really thinks that everyone would have a reaction like that boy had when her mom said that it was Dhar Mann on the phone.
Most people wouldn't even give a damn about it or just say, "Wow, Dhar Mann," and keep up with their lives.
@@Dukeb0ah It is narcissistic*
*cough* *cough* Stan Lee *cough* *cough*
Dharr Mann needs a serious reality check. Like we need actually realistic scenarios, that teach actual life lessons. Not a kid commiting TERRORISM and it being treated as a joke
I think even Vegan Karen would side with us on that front.
I'm conflicted. I do think it's unrealistic, sure, however I have seen kids pull fire alarms, call in bomb threats, and send death threats both IRL and online, and I've seen the legal system more-or-less say "He's only 12, let the parents punish him," which does lead those kids committing more serious crimes later.
So, maybe it is actually a good thing to teach kids and more realistic than we're giving him credit for.
However, there is an argument to be made that the people who need to learn these lessons won't learn them from a boring video by a UA-camr with a bad reputation. So, maybe instead of arguing that more realistic videos would be better we should argue that his videos should be more entertaining.
The fact that his fans are calling him out for being so out of touch with reality is insane. This has to be the nail in the coffin for Dhar Dhar.
@@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917Entertainment should be thought of second in a life lesson video. Originally he never made his videos to be as goofy or childlike as possible, nowadays it just seems like the norm.
@@JediMaster362 that vegan teacher is the name you’re looking for
I like how Dhar mann says he’s changing lives, but Mikey is a fan of him but still shows him doing actual crimes. So dhar mann is showing that his video dont actually change lives
Oh it change lives but differently
He changes lives in the negative way
"Not All things will be sucessfull" said dhar man every video
They change lifes in a bad way
Up next: kid stops praying to dhar mann, barely lives to regret it
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Kid INSULTS Dhar Mann, Gets Dragged To Hell By Satan Himself |Dhar Mann
PHAHAHAHA😂😂
@@bowseryoutuber3881omg 😂
@@bowseryoutuber3881i audibly laughed
From faking an allergic reaction to terrorism, now that is true character development.
Remember when he faked Tourette Syndrome for TikTok fame?
@@quill_plays_sims yeah that was brazzzy
What lore have i missed here?
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@@Selfdestructingwii acts of genuine terrorism
It's even WORSE. Dhar started a new series called Noah's Arch and I sat and watched the ENTIRE first episode and there were nerds and the way the nerds acted made me want to tear my eyes and ears out
for real! i watched it too. like, does Dhar Mann thinks thats how nerds talk/act?
Oh no. I thought this was bad
I also watched kids dont talk like t hat
Plus the message is terrible!! Jay and mikey were literally taking advantage of Noah and the message is “Dont let people tell u that your friends are taking advantage of you” WHILE THEY ARE!!
@@whizgolda wow
I find it funny. Mikey is a huge Dhar Mann fan, but he's constantly in trouble. You'd think if Dhar Mann was really "changing lives hoo hoo hee" Mikey would be a straight-A student and an upstanding kid
Edit: I was watching the video again while I did school and at 18:37 August caught me so off guard
Ikr
True
Especially because he rebukes someone else for not paying attention to the videos.
doing good in school and obeying authority that was involuntarily forced on you doesn't make you a good person. i wouldn't want an obedient dog that i created to be a fan of me, since that wouldn't look good for me
This is a weird theory but I like to think Mikey is a personification of everything wrong with modern DM
What was once a campy, but somewhat inspirational life lesson channel, then came along Mikey who made this channel into a Nickelodeon sitcom
When I was a kid, the business my dad worked at had a slogan: "If you're not happy with our service, tell us. If you are, tell others."
As such, I am immediately skeptical of anyone going out of his way to promote himself.
Honestly between mikey committing crimes and his mom only teaching him his lesson by tricking him is proof that his regular home life is quite dysfunctional
Because his mom is so obsessed with teaching him lessons and using silly mottos and sayings than actually stopping him in action
Yeah it's no wonder Mikey is such a bad child.
Mikey committed, may I remind you, AN ACT OF TERRORISM. And Dhar Mann is portraying it as a joke. From the fact they’re using a serious crime for a knockoff Disney show and from the fact that he has a young audience is dangerous because he’s portraying going to juvie is a fun thing, and you can hang out with your friends. No you can’t. There’s a reason why juvenile detention is frowned upon. BECAUSE ITS PRISON FOR THE YOUTH! AND that Mikey’s mom didn’t do anything or just say to Mikey “hey! maybe don’t be a terrorist”. No wonder why Mikey always gets in trouble. his pushover of a mom doesn’t do anything. Great video as always, though. I just need to rant on some things.
Especially in this day and age where airport security is increasing with every year. The fact he thinks this is some funny way to entertain people is sickening.
Ya I get you, but we really should be looking at Mikey’s mom here honestly like a hay maybe instead of just saying motivational quotes, and just hoping Mikey will learn his lesson maybe she should I idk actually show me some discipline to him Like an actual parent would to there misbehaving child and maybe not billed him out of juvie just because he had a clean record even though he again committed an active of terrorism just to get out of a test like seriously and also stop having her have these elaborate schemes to make him confess to what he did which which I can assure you no one would actually ever want to help her with and just disappoint him like a normal parent would I mean i’m glad she didn’t do it again at the end and is letting him stay in Juvie hopefully this time Mikey will finally learn his lesson and actually grow to be a good person …………oh wait no because in the next video , we see him and Jay in there still doing horrible stuff like copying off of each Other homework and cutting school probably to get out of a test even after both of them have been in Juvie with aghhh it’s clear Dhar man cares more about Jay and Mikey being popular and videos with them doing mischievous stuff getting more views then he does actually developing them as characters sorry if it was long. I just really need to. Finally get all of that off my chest seriously why do I keep watching these videos even though they suck I think I have a serious problem
Yea, and he’s used to getting yelled at by dad!
Besides an act of terrorism dude also escaped from prison which is a federal offense and Dhar is acting like it’s no biggie. Bro is so out of touch with reality that even fans were calling him out on how shitty this s.
@@ChristianHill-ep2hoHe wasn’t but I won’t be surprised if Dhar makes a video that gets Mikey to do something exactly like that
if I got a dollar for every time Dhar Mann inflates his ego, I would be able to buy his entire channel.
If I get a dollar for every time Dhar Mann strokes his ego, I would be richer than Elon Musk.
If I get a dollar for every time Dhar Mann strokes his ego, I would be richer than Elon Musk
If I got a dollar for every time Dhar Mann inflates his ego, I would be able to become a new Dhar Mann with equivalent, if not better, production quality.
If I get a dollar for every time Dhar Mann stroked his ego, I would be richer than Elon Musk.
If I got a dollar for every time Dhar Mann strokes his ego, I would double the world’s GDP.
I really hate how Dhar Man is hailed as a holy being in his universe, but the really big issue is that this video, in a roundabout way, says that you can get away with really bad criminal acts. One of these days we’re gonna see a news story of a kid doing what Mikey did on a real plane and it’s not going to be fun to see
I really hate how Dhar Mann make himself to be the ultimate celebrity that everyone loves in his videos but in real life I haven’t met one person that actually like or is a fan of his
@@fazediscovery5The only time I hear people talk about Dhar Dhar is when they're making jokes out of him and not talking about how good he is
Airport Security is advanced in real life, it’s likely never gonna happen.
@@okjeffy6581threats can though
Reminds me of when a kid "imitated jeffy" from sml and claimed he learned to tie a noose from him (he was acting depressed and had a noose, he didn't tie it on camera)
I would kill to see Dhar man in real life, just to tell him how ridiculous he looks.
Dhar Mann would likely tell you “if you judge me, prepare for me to become a supervillain and make everyone on earth fat”.
@@okjeffy6581 that's when i died 😭
@SillyButter5000-ro2rc Goddamn mate. It's just an expression. Don't have to take it so literal.
@SillyButter5000-ro2rc It's alright haha, but an obviously joking comment shouldn't be taken too seriously. But, ah, the Bible doesn't have much of an effect on me... I'm Muslim. Still, you have a good day too, may God guide you.
Hey Dhar Mann fam, today I am officially going to cancel this man.
Top 5 dhar Mann cliches
1. Mikey committing war crimes
2. Click bait titles
3. Neglectful mothers
4. Montage
5. Dhar Mann meet and greet
Two more and you've got yourself some deadly Dhar Mann sins
@@streakyguys_5991the others are unnecessary Dddoxxerwolf appearances and Dhar Mann being treated as a god aside from Meet and Greets
And let’s not forget the traumatic setups to teach someone a lesson and the biggest unnecessary fourth wall breaks!
6. Dumb catchphrases
7. 4th wall break
So you see
As someone who's been on house arrest, this is fucking insane. The police would be called to their location and they would be shipped right back to Juvie.
How come you were on house arrest?
Also, I live in a state where removing an ankle monitor is a serious crime. It's highly unlikely that just after one night in jail they would get to work as trustees.
What did you do to get in house arrest Monsoon??
@@okjeffy6581 Attempted Murder on one "Jack The Ripper"
@@Maelstr0mStudios “You boob!! That was the guitarist for the band The Killer Serials!!”
They were complaining about the awful food, but a vending machine was right next to them
Seems like they were too blind
Correct me if wrong but I'm pretty sure Juvenile detentions don't have vending machines
Not everyone has commissary 😢
Last I checked, vending machines cost money to use. At least in America. In Europe where they have free healthcare, and free college, I can imagine they also have free vending machines?
Wonder if Mikey's mommy is putting money on his books. 🤣
The way you screamed 18:35 has got to be the funniest bit I've ever heard in one of your videos. It's just. Perfect
I litteraly almost fucking died laughing
August really is coming out of shell 🐚 😅
I cried!! 🤣🤣🤣
*OH MY GAWD WERE GONNA SEE DHAR MANN!*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In the first episode of Noah's Arc, I was like, "What are Jay and Mikey doing in school? Aren't they supposed to be in juvenile detention?"
I looked at the episode for 5 seconds and I clicked off of it 😂
wait what
I believe SOME of Dhar Mann's messages are agreeable but he does not execute them very well. I believe that Dhar Mann has the potential to appeal to a wider audience and get more if he would just work on writing more consistent plots and storylines.
@aishaabdirahman8589 You know, that's actually a good point. He clearly knows how to create lessons "some that don't make a pint of sense", but he executes them in the most inhumane ways possible.
@@silverhawk24 I feel like if he truly just…understood how bullying worked & how jerks behaviors worked it would work. The actors are not awful tbh.
Judge: “no serious offences were committed “. Mike’s comitted terrorism by lighting a sparkler in a plane, he wrote a bomb threat letter on a plane to get out of a test, shoplifted and literally robbed a bank. Yep that checks out!
didn't Mikey's mom literally got Mikey to confess to his crime just to get him sent to juvie to teach him a lesson?? What was the point of that if she was just gonna get him released on his first day
Have you considered "funny home arrest jokes"?
“no previous serious offences”
wtf happened to the laundry list of crimes mikey committed last episode
It was a comically long list, but like some pretentious soliloquy, most of it is probably inane filler
@TheMamaluigi300 the list was actually just the bee movie script
@@ijustlikebees 😂
Or Pearl’s birthday wishlist
his rap sheet*
Good point. That thing was so long, the judge would definitely have kept him in jail
@@TheMamaluigi300or spongebob’s party schedule 💀
Yeah!
And not only that, he's starting to stereotype now, in his latest video, he includes two characters, supposed to be known as nerds, and he makes them wear an obscene amount of hair gel, suspenders, glasses, and makes them say "smart and big" words.
He’s been stereotyping for a long time.
He did a nerdy girl video a while ago and went ALL out. Not just glasses and frumpy clothes, but visibly greasy hair, big ass braces, and like three faces worth of fake pimples.
Of course at the end of the video she roles in looking hot and gets revenge on the guy who rejected her. The funniest part is her casually saying “I decided to start putting more effort into my appearance so I got rid of my braces-“ girl, that’s not how that works lol.
@@freakyfriesdayI watched that one earlier, it was weird. on top of that the "glasses and braces are nerdy" has been dying out, and needing glasses has became more and more common in school aged children because of blue light, so..
@@alexva58 I agree. But ATLEAST at the VERY BARE MINUMIUM, his videos were okay and tolorable. Now it's just rediclously stupid.
@freakyfriesday Are braces meant to make teeth straight?
Mikey at this point would of been put into prison for a few years-decades for terrorism, trying to escape custody twice, attempting a prison break, actually escaping custody and all of the other crimes he's committed in the past that aren't even in the last two episodes.
Yuppp
...& he's marketed at impressionable kids. It's undoing any little bit of good Dhur's sappy stories may have accomplished ten fold.
It's honestly so insane to see how crazy Dhar Mann has gotten with his whole universe. I remember a few years ago Dhar Mann videos would pop up on my Facebook and I remember thinking "these are sweet but kinda unrealistic" for some of them. But this whole series with Mikey took such an insane leap, they aren't even kinda sweet. No one in these videos are even likable. He had to have lost some writers. I'm surprised people still watch these videos unironically.
He almost always writes the script for all of his videos, that is why everyone in his videos will murder there firstborn just to get a glimpse of him
Dhar Mann's narcissism has now reached an all time high and I don't think the amounts of "life lesson" videos he pumps out will make him realize his downfall
they aren't even lessons at this point they're indoctrinations
Is that Blue Trains With Friends in your profile pic?
@@azuma892 Yes, it is.
downfall? he got 3.2mil views in a day with his most recent video, and that is very consistent
@@getthehelloffmypropertyI mean his personality, dude
Just thought I'd mention this but Mikey technically can't go anywhere with the ankle monitor. With the exceptions of church, school, work, appointments, performing community service and a few more things, he's not going anywhere. Why is his mom taking him to the Dhar Mann meet and greet?
and it lasts for 30 days right? lmao cant even follow his own logic
Whoa whoa calm down. There is no reason trying to bring logic and common sense into a dhar man movie 😂
she got permission from his parole officer
Ok but is Dhar Mann actually trying to inspire us with this 💀💀
“Hay kids crime is cool” that’s all I herd
All I see is a Disney knock-off at this point. The writing is so bad 💀
@ItsSoBadBruh Fr 💀 for once I’d rather watch Velma than this💀
bro but actually how is a kid doing war crimes "inspiring"?
@@mrbeegamer7575 that’s the joke
8:20 I love how it must have taken them at least 40 seconds to sprint at full speed back to the house
I'm not having it, I don't know much about house arrest, but I feel like the ankle monitors would have setoff as soon as they as they left the house. That and I also feel like it would have taken them much longer then 40 seconds to get back to the house.
Also the fact that they ran away from the house instead of towards it😂
Most unbelievable part of all this, is that anyone would be this excited just to meet Dahr Man
Yeah bc he's basically brainwashed the majority of his audience, especially the young ones who sadly don't know how messed up his content is.
As someone who was in Juvie many times I can say it was not helpful at all. If anything THAT is what lead me down a path that into my 30s I was still being put in jail. It caused a lot of trauma for me that manifested itself in many physical and mental ways. I suffer from extreme crippling anxiety, claustrophobia, a need to be outdoors as much as possible, my sleep is all over the place, I am an Alcoholic, and more. It isn’t the answer, not for most kids. We need alternatives to the system.
Damn, that's awful, I wish you the best in life.
@@Ladybuggames He wanted to do the crime. So he had to do the time.
I'm sorry to hear that man. Young you deserved better
@@Some_Guy6and he dropped the soap
I’m sorry for you. You deserve better. Unlike me…
Ha ha Jk. Go live life.
I feel bad for Mikey. Yes, everything he has done was actually very wrong, but him going through endless torture makes him look like as a punching bag than an actual being
yeah
@@Ncholasbloom I feel like Kaido, who played Mikey, would have regret (no joke intended) playing Mikey for his worst part
I feel bad for Mikeys actor
Yeah me too 😔
I feel no pity; he refuses to learn, he earned his punishments and the mom should be punished for being a horrible mother for not introducing discipline into his life
Dhar Mann teaches that kids will receive minimal to no punishments for large scale crimes against humanity
Bro these guys can have a nuke and they’d be like “A week in juvie”
18:37 I love how he just goes full Toad out of nowhere, then just keeps talking normally like it never happened. 🤣
i used to feel like i was the only person in the world who had these thoughts about dhar mann, and then i found you, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ACTUALLY SAYING SOMETHING
Fun fact: Both Mickey and his mom are on the Loathsome Character Wiki.
Yep. I saw it
I saw it.
15:08
I agree, (I going by the Dhar mann world logic)
If the mother will try to do a better job at helping Mikey understand, and showing him kindness, then maybe Mikey will be a better person
Same with Jay, who in technically his series, kinda was given a good reasons to be bad, his girlfriend pretty much cheated on him with someone who was richer, and went he join Jewish, he willingly gave up the money, but still punish
If Jay and Mikey had better parents, who did their job, then Jay and Mikey won't be this bad
Here's a new lesson for Dhar Mann
"A child is only bad, if their parents failed"
18:02 that is absolutely terrifying
What kind of a woman would end a visit with her child to talk to Dhar Mann? The kind who would leave two delinquents home alone with access to a blowtorch.
That's true, that mom should be in jail for a long time(actually)
If I may quote the video - at 6:25 - "When you're in a hole, the first thing you need to do is STOP digging, or it's ONLY gonna get WORSE." To me, this is ironic, considering the Dhar Mann protests and the fact that the Mikey series has gone on WAY TOO LONG. I want to be as kind as possible, so I'll keep this professional and, hopefully, short. Back in 2020-2021, some of Dhar Mann's videos actually did inspire me (and not just bc of lockdown).
I use the term "inspire" loosely, but the videos (some of them at least) contained positive ideals. Specifically, I really liked his first Thanksgiving special with the compilation of videos about being grateful. Sure, most of his videos were silly and predictable, but I preferred when Dhar Mann was just running his business out of a small apartment building. The videos were short, sweet (again, only sometimes), and were a good "pick-me-up" when I was feeling bored. Again, never enough to suspend disbelief but it was SIMPLE. Now I cringe at his videos, and I only watch them through August. Oh well. That's that.
I agree. He went from heart breaking dramas to cringy skits. I miss the Carl Judie era. The channel went downhill after he passed.
How does August make my day better and worse at the same time?
I'm sorry that this has nothing to do with the topic, but August doing that "screaming voice" when repeating the boys screaming about Dhar Man had me in tears.
Dude, it caught me so off guard but in the best way!
I love how every single person in the Dhar Mann universe basically praises Dhar Mann like a god. Like they never include any other Content creator fictional or non-fictional unless there is a collaboration with another youtuber.
Religions:Has left the shitty dhar Mann universe
I absolutely agree with this. They really praise dhar mann like a god
I bet that in the shy is a superpower video, if he didn't manage to collaborate with Fazerug (I think that's the way to say the name) he himself would've been the one
they must have been brainwashed to praise him like a “god”.
I swear Mischief Mikey is becoming more unhinged he would literally create chaos just to meet Dhar Mann
Or to skip a test
Or to get a phone
15:30 I like how these two guys literally just got paid to tell the police where the kids are. And then Jay with "The betrayal, bro!". This is the only time I laughed at a dhar man video.
That fourth wall break at the end there… somehow I feel like we’re gonna get Crisis on Infinite Dhars or Manns or whatever
All the various versions of the many wHaCkY Dhar Mann characters have to band together to stop a giant anti-matter wave from destroying the Dhar Mann multiverse by throwing badly executed life lessons at the Anti-Monitor: Sameer Bavnani
That actually sounds really cool I kind of want to see that
In the end, Mikey sacrifices himself to stop the anti-Mannter wave.
That fact that a sameer actor was in a dhar man video canonically 😭😭
That “OW MY GOD WERE GONNA SEE DAR MAN” killed me
Mikey: “I’m Mischief Mikey!”
Me: *roll credits! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE ROLL CREDITS!*
The children acting this deserve props, they're pretty good at what they're doing imo.
18:23 bros face really went :O
The funny thing is that mikey is actually a good actor
So two children were able to switch clothes with fully grown men with no fitting issues whatsoever? I fully expect part three to be Dhar Mann using his fame and "good will" to bail them out of jail after teaching them a lesson that reflects the moms latest catch phrase. Speaking of her, I have a feeling on how the "convincing" with the judge went.
Nope, in that new Noahs arch shit, Mikeys just out of jail without any explanation.
So obviously his mom operates like quagmires mom from family guy?
Wasn’t the judge a girl?
@@Zakkatoos yeah I think so
Also Mikey and Jay now have 50 diseases
I didn’t expect more of this series; what a pleasant surprise
I have a friend, his brother was house arrested and there are some things you missed about house arrests at 5:17:
1. you can't be in house arrest alone, someone should always keep an eye on you
2. there are breaks where you can get out of the house, you can't just stay at home of a month straight
I cannot believe Dhar Mann went from a motivational speaker to promoting literal felonies
To think Dhar started off with good videos that were actual life lesson videos only to go down this endless rabbit hole is insane
I still watch them honestly. As bad as his videos are, Mikey and Jay are kinda hilarious to watch because of their acting.
He went from life lessons to cringy skits. I miss the Carl Judie era. The channel went downhill after he passed.
@@sumeetdhoat6747I agree. I used to watch him until the next few videos after Carl died
@@sumeetdhoat6747who’s this carl judie you’re talking about? if he managed to make dharmann content actually watchable, he must be powerful.
@@spingleboygle He was one of the first Dhar Mann actors. He passed away in 2021 and the channel went downhill after that.
That long pause on the mother's smiling face near the end there was nightmare inducing, especially since I've been watching this at 1:00 in the morning. Brilliant.
Agreed
Hey, if Dhar Mann would just portray his videos as a comedy skit series, it might actually be watchable.
Jay and mikey: are fans of dhar mann
also jay and mikey: rob a bank, replace someones dog and try to escape prison like a milion times
Bruh at 2:20 you can see a vending machine. Dhar Mann's not even trying to hide the fact that he's reusing a school cafeteria for a PRISON.
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August tells better stories about his neighbors than anything dhar Mann writes
The funniest part about this video is Dharman subtlety admitting his videos in fact dont change lives, because of Mikey really is a big fan of Dharman he wouldnt have ended up in jail in the first place
If I ever lived in the Dhar Mann universe (Dharaverse? Dharverse? Dhar Mannaverse? Manna... whatever), I would hate myself.
13:26, you’d be surprised, there was once an entire prison escape all because the police were too busy playing Plants vs. Zombies.
Wait what?
NO just no that couldn't have happened it's stupid illogical and insane (edit:googled it it's REAL)
18:38 I think that's the most emotion I've ever heard from August.
7:05 Also it’s pretty unrealistic for Mikey to like Dhar Man’s content because he is super mischievous and for him to be a super fan of Dhar man who makes life lessons?
No, it’s hyperrealistic, because he’s very ego’d
Mikey is the type of kid who would launch a nuke just to not do his homework😅
That reaction of mikey visiting dhar mann is such a dhar mann thing to do 💀
Dharr Mann's ego and god-complex makes Light Yagami look like a self-loathing apologist
Okay. So, Jay and Mikey try to take off the ankle monitors and, when it starts peeping, start screaming. LOUDLY! Does no one hear them? Seriously. There must be SOMEONE taking a walk outside near the house. Also, Mikey and Jay start talking about going to the meet-and-greet BEFORE the mom and Jayden leave the house. Unless the boys are upstairs, then the mom should have heard them.
I just got done watching the Australian horror flick "Talk to Me" and the scene where the girl's young brother is possessed and starts smashing his face against the wall and the table? That pretty much sums up what I want to do each time Dhar Mann releases a new video... especially when all it does is magnifies how self-absorbed and egomaniacal he really is
We’re not just telling stories we’re letting a kid with a terrorism charge only get a few days on house arrest with his partner in crime… 💀
The fact they advertised 2 series in a video makes me cry 😢
18:37 the random fangirl high pitched voice 😂
3:30 the music 💀💀💀
Correction, the music is absolutely cringe
@@bayecheek5987 it is
Wait the judge saw no serious priors... Didn't the judge last episode literally unravel a list of charges that rolled onto the floor it was so long?!
Oh my gosh, FINALLY someone who points that out👍.
Continuity isn't a thing in the Dhar Mann universe. He lives on a different plane than us 😂
dhar mann is stupid
The fact that they are breaking out of prison and want to go to a dhar mann meet and greet shows his influence on kodds😂😂😂
I hope the season finale of this horrible, horrible show is that Mikey’s mom will be called out on her bad parenting skills. Because in all this horribleness, that one bit would make me really happy!
Considering that it’s Dhar Mann, I doubt it.
Hope so. Maybe the mother should discipline her kid instead of saying quotes and metaphors
@@henryjetplane9067 She has been, she tricked her son into entrapment, a crime, then gloated about it.
I can imagine someone (not Dhar Mann, that’s a no-go) producing a fakeout kids sitcom starring a mischievous kid that escalates into a serious drama where he and his parent(s) are forced to face massive consequences for his crimes and her bad parenting
@@lukacunningham342But like, that never seems to work.
It's like Dhar Mann is convinced everyone is as obsessed with him as he is.
this looks like some serious narcissism
0:07 Bro really said “:O”
:⭕️
Also what makes the fourth wall break at the end even more confusing is that Noah’s arch is out now and in the first episode jay and Mikey are there meaning that they do get out of jail immediately again and they do get to be in the show meaning that what the mom said at the end wasn’t even true and she did immediately bail them out also in Noah’s arch Mikey referenced that he had to rob a bank to try to get a vision pro so did dhar Mann in that universe put a real life experience of one of their actors into his series or what?
17:00 Yea well ofc August. classic dhar man tactics. just like deadpool when Ryan Renolds breaks the 4th wall and says a lot references. But Deadpool was actually a good and funny movie while dhar Mann is just BAD
The pause and gasp on the mother when she saw Darr Mahn on the phone is hilarious! Like, he’s a UA-camr girl, not a million dollar actor.
i love how mikey committed domestic terrorism and then his crime is never brought up again as if he just somehow ended up here
Could’ve easily been a better message about White Privilege
I love how Dhar Mann appears in his own stories to like save the day with his plot altering powers
18:36 August turned into the two unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn 😂
we're not just telling stories, we're taking lives.
Just remember people, everytime you share an AugustTheDuck video, you change a life. Also, I feel like Jay should have at least SOME critical thinking skills here. Your friend got you arrested, now you are on house arrest, MM is domonstrably bad at mischief. Not to mention, he says "let's go" the second he hears the door close. The mom isn't even out of the driveway in the real world, so you are going to be caught in two seconds. Then in the trash scene, those other kids would snitch the second those kids were gone. Hell, they wouldn't even have an opportunity to change clothes before those kids started snitching.
"I will be on my best behavior"
*proceeds to cut off ankle bracelet*
Also why is it that the unnamed “bully” in juvie has a problem with Mikey? It’s a rhetorical question- I know it’s just the writing, but I mean at least have there be a realistic reason for the conflict besides bumping into him in the food line, am I right?
Edit: towards the end of the video, I was reading the Dhar Mann captions, and it said the guys name was Billy. How original.
Maybe because he heard of what Mikey did in the plane
Good point.
Like I said in the last Mikey video with august commenting,At this point Mikey’s mom should be arrested for raising a monster and torturing said monster who’s actually her son
Also thanks for enabling comments august 😊
I know this isn't related to the current video being discussed, but I decided to watch the video where Mikey robs a bank and went into the comments section just to see so many people praising Dharr Mann. The usual for his channel. But one comment in particular concerned me greatly. It said that they would actually do what Mikey's mom did to Mikey in that video to their own child if they misbehaved! And let me remind you that in that video, Mikey once again had a senseless prank pulled on him and was left in a jail cell with a grown man who wanted to beat him up! And they played that off as a joke! So yeah. It can always get worse on Dharr Mann!
Laughing my ass off, those people in his comment section from some of his videos seriously have heavy brain damage. I'm trying to be nice but it's kind of hard.
17:18 excuse me what? "taking high school girls to prom"💀
Yeah that's an actual video he reacted to
The “OMG WE’RE GOING TO SEE DARH MANN” made me cackle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s actually not Mikey’s first time being in jail August, it’s his 3rd time in jail.
1st time: arrested for pulling the fire alarm to skip a test.
2nd time: for robbing a bank.
3rd time: well, you already know.
I love how every 18 hours, in universe, the mum comes up with a new catchphrase like her life depends on it. "Mikey? What do I always tell you?! There's a gun to my head that'll go off if I don't come up with a new phrase every day!"
At this point, Dhar Mann’s ego is bigger than Walter White’s ego
An entire day before August posted this, Dhar Dhar Binks uploaded the first video of "Noah's Arc", and now because of that first episode, this video, ESPECIALLY the ending, makes absolutely zero sense.
And, if you thought that was bad; He has a upcomming series called: Sister Secrets, starring Sofia Serna, and S.S Sniperwolf.
SSSSSSSS
@@JoanPasley-i2c... please tell me your joking. I mean, Sofia Serna is probably ok, but SNIPERWOLF?! She's coming under heavy fire right now with her stealing so much content (not to mention that the cancer kid situation has kinda resurfaced in this situation, so that doesn't help), this is the last thing that she should be doing right now. She should kinda be trying to fix her mistakes rather than star in a UA-cam Series.
I'll never like Dhar Mann just because he supports her so much despite everything she does.
7:26 [high five]
*THATS A FIST BUMP THAT IS A FIST BUMP*
Issue with the mom is that she gives mikey a reason to do this stuff, “i’ll give you an oculus if you get an A” should’ve got him one for good behavior in episode 2