The Worst 5 Movies of 2022
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Welcome to The Moisties! A time honored tradition of ranking each years movies and games and figuring out the best and the worst. This time, we're tackling the worst movies released during 2022. Some real stinkers in here for sure. Let's dive on in.
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I cant believe Morbius came out this year. It legitimately has felt like that movie has been out for like 3 years.
I legit thought it was released in 2020
Time has officially Morbed
@@ookami5329 Didn't the trailer come out in 2020?
@@EverythingIsTaken94 👀 write that down write that down
stop disassociating it's December 2022 wake up wake up it's been years
I commend Charlie's ability to scream his heart out in lowercase
@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 Don't read My reply.
@@KevinBelmontLuna it won't. Its a bot lol
bro deadass goes "nothing..!"
@Patrick39 It’s good to have self confidence but we don’t have to bring others down to gain it. You’re both good!
@@eri-chan1943 No he isn't as good as Charlie, he's better. After all he's the motherflippin Patrick Star.
No joke i legitimately watched morbius thinking the "it's morbin time" scene was real. For me personally, the biggest disappointment was not getting that scene.
lmaooo
That’s pretty funny
I actually watched 6 seasons of BCS waiting for someone to call Mike “Finger” before realizing that was just a stupid meme
I literally bought the movie for the same reason
It’s morbin time doesn’t hold a candle to deadly to rats, fatal to humans
@@samuelault4723 but then you realized you watched probably one of the greatest tv shows ever made
I'm convinced Charlie's beanie enhances his emotional expression by 50%
Godslap beanie:
A fashionable item made to keep your head warm when you’re steaming out of your ears.
+50% emotion
@@SomeIceGuy Sounds like a TWEWY item description
@@Ketsui. I have no idea what that is lol
@@SomeIceGuy +5 Faith +5 Vigor
@@SomeIceGuy the world ends with you
I like how the moist meter is the color of pee this time to symbolize how bad these movies are
Ratio + k-pop better + mbappe better than haaland 🤳🏼👶🏻
@@JackWrath3 mad 😂
@Jack Wrath ANIMAL BEATER!!!!
@@butHomeisNowhere___ these people are insanely mad. There’s not liking a person and then there’s just trying to shit all over them and ruin other peoples enjoyment
@Jack Wrath r u mad bruh?
The way that Morbius became a meme that trolled the studio into re-releasing it is an art form in itself. That is a distinguished category that I'm not sure any other film will get into.
Sonic has the same yet opposite vibe going on
This and Goncharov are the two best film-related mass internet goofs of all time
@@olivia7782 where did this come from why do people keep talking about this fictional movie
@@dragonsember Like you harassing people?
It's gotta be one of the things that happened ever.
Fun fact: when Morbius was rereleased in theaters, I told my sibling that it made about $85,000 and they’re response was “only 85k?! My master’s degree was more money than that.”
So keep that in mind
Their*
@@killerluuk I passed high school, I swear
@@erinjackson8119 Swear needs a period after it!!!!
It’s first Friday in its rerelease
"They're response"
Sure, you speak english for about, what? 16 years at least?
Now that warrants you the american clown emoji 🤡
not enough people are talking about how funny charlie’s anger towards fantastic beasts was
its understandable, its as entertaining as a senate room
@@am00gistar nah, sometimes the senate has interesting conflict
@@MyChannel773 I AM THE SENATE
shit has me dying fr
Enough people say "not enough people are talking about"
I actually watched Morbius to see him say " It's Morbin time" and laughed so much when i realized it was just a meme
It's morning time
Truly one of the catchphrases ever
😂😂😂
Same I thought it was a real line in the movie LOL
Morbin time was the peak of meme culture and moonfall was the pinnacle of human creativity
I like how he acknowledged morbius being the highest grossing film of all time. Truly the movie ever made.
Making Morbillions of dollars in the box office alone.
I’ve never watched morbius
it was the movie of the century. the movie of all time.
I agree, there was some action scenes, and some of the drama of all time
It truly is a motion picture. It was written, filmed and edited.
Charlie's acting at the very end almost made me tear up. He should act for the Hunger Games.
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It makes me wonder: did the 2008 writer's strike ever end? Have studios simply refused to hire people that value their work?
It’s crazy how they can take such a cool premise of dinosaurs integrating with the world and make it about a clone girl and bugs. That’s an achievement
To be fair, both of those could've worked extremely well in a jurassic park movie (esp. the bugs because that was directly mentioned in the first book)...
It's just that Colin Trevorrow fucking sucks and can't write a good movie to save his life. I bet you my left leg that Jurassic World was only good because Rick Jaffa and Amanda Silver wrote the screenplay.
Altough I still cannot believe they got away with putting a tech billionaire who wants to gain power through famine as the central conflict, while in the real world people are gettin increasingly concertned about Bill Gates’ actions, who show parallels to the villain. How there werent countless smear articles, or the movies was even released boggles my mind.
I'm actually really glad I didn't see it which is rare for me. I normally like to see series through even if they're trash, i.e. Star Wars sequels. As soon as I heard the details on the plot for it, I was flabbergasted as to its content. Also relieved I didn't bother to watch it, the entire plot is a waste.
Sounds like Avatar 2
@@SolisFactor That one was good? Damn. I must have missed the memo
I like how he says he doesnt want to give spoilers on the worst movies of the year like anyone would watch them lol
In one video he talks about bad shows or endings (I don't really remember).
But anyway, he didn't spoil any of the shows, except Platinum End. He thought that the show was so bad, it wouldn't hurt to spoil the even shittier ending.
I agree with him.
Charlie's self-confliction on deciding whether or not he was going to spoil the ending of the Dumbledore movie was fascinating to witness
@@lukegindlesperger3761 it’s a moving commentary on human confusion and conflict imo
@@lukegindlesperger3761 You can watch the full stream where he talks about it, I think it was moreso he didn't wanna go off on a tangent for hours again lol
@@dragonsember Or you can stop harassing people?
I watched moonfall, completely baked on edibles, in the cinema and it was a experience of a lifetime. I will never forget it.
Fuckin love me some trip’s ahoy ya know
I love listening to Charlie using his verbal prowess to devastatingly criticise garbage movies I haven't seen.
I'm convinced Charlie gets all his rage out once a year during the Moisties and that's how he can stay so straight-faced the rest of the year.
Cr inge
Schlong?
Nice pfp
My biggest problem with Moonfall was that I never felt human kind actually dying. By far, only 7 characters died on-screen. If you are going for a disaster movie, then you need people to see and be scared of the amount of destruction that is going to happen.
@Jack Wrath god that's so fucking sad
@Jack Wrath Hey guys it's Jack Wrath:
I have a small weiner, calm down calm down...no need to be shocked everyone. We all know how minuscule my weiner is judging by the fact that I'm a attention seeker. Oh and did I forget to mention that my weiner is small?
@@JackWrath3 mad 😂
@Jack Wrath shut up bot
@Jack Wrath lol
I have never heard Charlie more passionate about a topic ever than when he talked about how bad Moonfall was, it was incredible.
same with secrets of dumbledore lol
0:53 Number 5 Jurassic World Dominion
3:18 Number 4 Morbius
5:45 Number 3 Fantastic Beasts The Secrets Of Dumbledore
9:23 Number 2 Halloween Ends
12:33 Dishonorable Mentions
12:36 The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022
14:36 Grimcutty
16:05 And FINALLY Number 1 Moonfall
Also The Film Hited 36 On Rotten Tomatoes
Thank you so much dawg
I can’t believe Michael Morbius hijacked The Moisties and changed it to The Morbies. Truly a Shakespearean classic.
Yes
Hilarious comment
wow dude thats really funny
woah no bots
Excuse me, I think you mean DOCTOR Michael Morbius
I refuse to believe Moonfall was from this year, I saw a DVD of it being sold for $4 at Dollar General, it looked like all the mid 2000s movies it was in the bargain bin with. How Roland Emmerich manages to keep getting work astounds me.
Same, I could have sworn it came out last year or 2020. Had absolutely no memory of it this year.
Dude it was an extremely entertaining movie.
wait what the fuck i swore it was a 2020 release
(edited to say the correct year)
@@SailorPupitar it did
@@MissBeloved__ oh stupid me, meant to say 2020
Memes aside, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride when Morbius is one of the first movies discussed in the Worst Movies category.
Where are the rest of the moistees charlie??
I can’t believe morbius happened this year it feels like a lifetime ago
It feels like a morbillion years
The story centered around the release of Morbius is one of the best I've seen and experienced. It is one of the best stories that's about everyday normal human beings that made a mindless corporation lose their money by the boatload through deception disguised as memes
@@JackWrath3 mad 😂
@@butHomeisNowhere___ he is a bot
@@tsaralexis9459 these bots and actual haters are getting bold. I’ve seen more and more Charlie slander over social media recently lol.
@Jack Wrath you would have a point if your weren't a bot
I'm so sorry all your replies are bots. Here, have a real reply.
I find it’s cool that we all managed to make an embarrassment out of a big company with Morbius flopping TWICE. This is the true power of Morbin time.
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The way he says "NOTHING" is music to my ears
my friend was unironically waiting for a morbius movie for years, it was sad seeing him cope trying to justify that it's not horrible
same
Imagine having your favorite character become the laughing stock of the internet. Gotta be pretty rough lol
@@bubbabibleman5970 She-Hulk fans can relate
@@WestGarbage6 no one is a she hulk enjoyer
@@SteamyMonkey83 the comic version is alright
Halloween Ends is exactly why I watch a Halloween movie, to see an old, wounded, dying man struggle in a sewer for an hour while some butthead is the focus for the whole movie before getting killed anyway.
To be fair thiugh, that’s exactly what people said about Halloween 3, and that movie is not great but alright. The same old Michael Myers movies over and over again are why the franchise is dying, they definitely need new ideas
@@crabdragon243 they tried that, matter of fact halloween three had nothing to do with Michael, it was about an evil toy maker, but it flopped so they went back to Michael Myers, the franchise was supposed to be like scary stories to tell in the dark, lingering on a story for one or two movies before going on to another guy, but again halloween 3 flopped. My point is they tried and failed doing that.
I would've been more open to a new idea like this had they actually had Michael's soul take over the main characters body. But they did all that buildup just to kill him off...I was like wtf
Also, why was that movie like 90% a romance movie? It was too all over the place
Lol
“Jurassic world dominion” really is the “Rise of Skywalker” of the Jurassic franchise.
Rise of SKywalker was fantastic.
Both trilogies start off really well, then have atrocious sequels, and just when you think it can't get worse, it does with the third movies.
@@ripleyhrgiger4669 😬
@@moncalimarimoncalimari8964 now i can see it, and it's making me sad since Jurassic world is my first movie i ever see in cinema
@@nonameno5717 Actually Fallen Kingdom was pretty good, it just wasn't as good as the first Jurassic World
The secrets of dumbledoor is basically a two hour version of the scene from the rick and morty heist episode where all the characters run around doing random tasks
The PTSD that Grindelwald Movie caused Charlie is very entertaining to watch
beautiful replies.
He was quite invested 😂
I've never seen him this animated over smtg.. I genuinely feel like watching it now just to get context.
@@HishamA.N_Comicbroe trust me when i say i watched it a while ago because of charlies hate for it, and it wasn't as bad as he makes it seem. i'd say its like 5 out of 10, not like the 1 out of 10 charlie is saying it is.
I swear literally nothing happened in that movie. I don't understand how there are 2 more movies coming out
Funny story: the new Texas Chainsaw movie was one of the first ever horror movies I watched with my girlfriend. She absolutely hates horror films and gets scared very easily, but the fact that she actually laughed at it *with* me makes me think a dishonorable mention was a fitting spot on this list.
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Now make her watch The Shining
The scariest thing about this movie was that when it released me, my fiance and one of our best friends finally decided on it for the movie of the evening and our TV died. The film started and first the audio just straight up cut out then after i followed the Vizio troubleshooting tips the screen went completely black leaving us with a useless TV. Thankfully it was within warranty and we got a new one, newest model too. But still, our Vizio has some dumbass issues when it comes to streaming from a phone
Probably cause the movie soo shit
Fun fact about moonfall, my friends, my girlfriend, and I went to go watch it and went insane when we saw our city was featured in the movie. Literally was the best part of the movie, it lasted 3 seconds on screen😭
Houston?
I went to watch moonfall by myself after seeing the video and I don't think I've ever had more fun watching a movie
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I watched it with a friend and oh my god it was so enjoyable
Even if morbius made it into worst movies list of charlie, you still can't deny the fact that the characters were written, the cgi was animated, the story was told, and the overall movie was made.
Bot
Characters were written badly, the cgi was animated horribly and the Overall movie was dogshit. Thank you ladies and gentlemen
@@davxdthd8123 i watched the whole movie through and i must say It was worth watching you totally didn't watch it at all
@@trollify2851 i did. And it was mid
Truly cemented itself as a movie.
The bit where he was having the conflict with himself as to whether or not he'd spoil the end of Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore had me rolling
I felt the same way. I was laughing so hard lol
that movie pissed me off
what is the secret btw?
Reminds me of my reaction to the Monster Hunter movie
I would love to see a charlie video where he breaks down moonfall in as much detail as he can, however long the video ends up being
The funniest thing ive ever seen relating to morbius was a few days after its release a meme came out that said this: Bro sony you need to rerelease morbius a third time we were all busy that weekend
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I just loved the part in Jurassic World where these super raptors that can keep up with a dirt bike also struggled to keep up with a human on foot
Top tier movie logic
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@@NikaTheBoo you sure showed that bot
Honestly, super raptors should be able to outrun the dirt bike
I LOVE how worked up he got himself over Fantastic Beasts LOL this movie really shook him to his core
The funniest thing about Grimcutty is that in Spanish the movie is called “el meme maldito” that translates to “the cursed meme”
Thats a more interesting title
the fact we collectively gaslit sony/columbia pictures to re-release morbius never fails to make me CACKLE. it's so fucking good, that's the hardest L ive EVER seen such a huge beast of a company take. Like the morbius memes were mid imo but that stunt? fucking iconic in every sense
"I've"
@@zacoakes725 shut up
@@zacoakes725 “”ive””
@@zacoakes725 we got a word for people like you. Two words. I think you know.
He roasts Hollywood movies for 18 minutes and then promotes his own comic series, I LOVE this guy.
If it was anyone else you would be furious
I hate him
@@MamadNobari >Men
Whyd recommend mid? Only worthwhile scene is the birthing scene near the end of the movie and that's it. Crimes of the Future was great tho, so 1/2 ain't bad.
NPC
@@pollogaming919 My profile pic?😂 Or because of how I reacted to him?
Love the gold color for the moisties, it’s truly poetic. We’ve been taking in so much moisture this year it’s time to let it all out in one concise stream of content.
8:47 has got to be the most emotional I've ever seen Charlie get (ignoring cockroach events)
i met the director for the new texas chainsaw massacre at monsterpalooza. the guy was really nice and his little booth area was definitely getting ignored for the most part, i even heard some dudes laughing about it in the bathroom. felt bad, all he said he wanted was to do was make it different then something everyones already seen
That sounds sad
I thought the movie was amazing honestly.
It was a fun shitty movie that I enjoyed
That’s such a sweet motivation. I’m glad that there’s someone that cares about not spitting out the same movies everytime. I hope he makes it out.
dont say shit like that it makes me sad that it didnt work out
My friend and I saw Morbius the last day in theaters (during its normal run), and it may be my favorite movie watching experience of all time. It was a near empty theater so we kept cheering for stupid scenes. The memes made elevated this movie from a terrible cash grab to one of the goofiest movies ever, and I absolutely love it for that.
The idea of Morbius being a "terrible cash grab" is absurd and completely unfounded. Morbius is the greatest movie of all time. The memes that arose from it only prove that fact, the "goofiness" you refer to is actually the peak of cinematic beauty.
@@beebeejelly3535 sorry, if it wasn't obvious, my comment was an ironic joke. Legitimately, and completely seriously, Morbius (2022) is obviously the greatest movie of all time, it's a cinematic masterpiece that retells the classic story of Frankenstein to a new audience to show that this message of scientific ambition's corruption is still relevant today. From an entertainment standpoint, this movie introduces us to a new Marvel Legend into the Marvel Cinematic Universe, who will save the Marvel multiverse of morbness with Dr. Michael Morbius's (portrayed by hit actor Jared Leto) brilliant invention of synthetic blood. Lastly, the brilliant line "It's Morbin time" teaches the audience that it is never to late to watch morbius, ensuring that its lessons will outlive this generation.
Matt Smith is a cinematic treasure. Anything with him running around chewing the scenery is gold.
@@beebeejelly3535sarcasm right?
@@mudryk259of course
where’s the rest of the moisture Charlie wtf I’m starving
I saw Moonfall with friends and can confirm its one of the funniest movies ive ever seen omg i was obsessed
WERE DISCOVERING THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE
I think the problem with Halloween Ends isn't just the ending or the plot or the characters it focuses on. It's that it's supposed to be the "last Halloween movie to be made"
And it didn't even go final morb
The movie itself is actually pretty good, but it was a terrible finale to a 40+ year long franchise. But it would have been good if it came out instead of the 2018 film, and the sequels followed that.
I definitely felt like it had potential in the beginning, the intro was great and got you hyped up, and I was on board with their whole “evil has all types of forms” scenario where the guy Corey wasn’t evil but through situations and getting bullied from the high school band team he snapped. I was on board with Michael passing the legacy on to someone else, but then it turns into some weird rom com and Michael getting bullied by the little shit and it just went south so quickly.
I think it’s supposed to be finale to the 2018 chronology
There's been 200 times where Michael Myers "dies" and just comes back.
You can't kill a cash cow, unless it's with crypto...
Morbius was so odd. It started out fine and then it just dropped like a sledge hammer. I have no idea what happened. It just turned so bad so fast it was confusing.
Honestly, I feel like people are exaggerating a bit. It's a bland boring movie, with terrible fight scenes, a goofy villain, and bad writing - but nothing I'd ever feel so strongly about that I could rant about. Personally, I don't think Venom or the Hulk movies were much better, if I'm honest, and nobody talks about them.
@@MaxMustermann-hy9in that's another problem with it, it's not good and it's not so bad it's funny, it's just a movie of all time
@@Awesomoso But I also don't feel insulted by its lack of quality. Just unimpressed. This movie is the very definition of the word "unimpressive". Other bad movies would make you annoyed, angry, or bothered in some other way. But Morbius just kind of... happened. It's like eating a spoon full of flour.
It feels like they cut alot out.
The ‘have sex’ scene was well worth the price of admission. And also the only memorable thing in the whole movie.
I write a weekly film review column for the Star Mail newspaper group, and this year marks my ninth yearly best and worst films countdown.
I honestly liked The Secrets of Dumbledore and Halloween Ends, but they ended up more-or-less in the middle of all the films I saw this year.
Jurassic World: Dominion was in my worst films list, but at #8. Morbius is #5 on my worst list, and Moonfall is #4.
Perhaps the most surprising entry on my worst list is The Wonder at #10. The Wonder is otherwise a very good film that immediately shoots itself in the foot with the opening, which explicitly calls attention to the film's fakeness and thus deflates the drama.
My #3 worst film is Loveland, a painfully dull cyberpunk drama, and my #2 and #1 worst films are the 365 Days sequels, which I discussed together as basically the same boring yet infuriating movie.
I love the mere thought of Secrets of Dumbledore gives him a mental breakdown lmao
I watched morb on premiere on a quality theater. It felt wildly cut for some reason, like half the movie was removed. That said, it was so bad it was enjoyable and probably one of the best cinema experiences I've had.
It's morbin time
@Jack Wrath yeah that sounds hilarious actually. However, you're probably the same bot that made the comments of you hurting animals and no noing children.
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts
@Jack Wrath thanks bot. You commented on the wrong video.
Yeah, we saw it opening night too. The whole movie felt cut and also we thought our screen was messed up or something because of how dark every scene was shot.
Really happy to see Moonfall win an award this big, it truly deserves it. I know I wasn't the only one rooting for it to be #1.
The text looking like "Halloween Ends Universal Pictures." made me chuckle.
Wow the way he talks about Moonfall reminds me of how I felt about Tag Riaru Onigokku. And that is the only movie I've ever seen that had so much bad nonsense that I had to re-watch it again and again to try and figure out wtf was even happening. Eventually I had to conclude that there was no plot at all, but they sure did a good job stringing you along to make you think there might be one lmao.
Is it only me but Charlie really shows more and more emotions, its like when you get to know introvert friend better and better and he opens up more as you gain his trust
Yeah after 10+ years he's finally poking out of his shell. It's like a turtle you just bought, and its scared because it doesn't know you, but after some time it pokes it head out more and more because you put some lettuce in front of it or something
Exactly what I have been thinking recently. He seems so much more passionate when talking about things he wants to talk about than he was years ago.
That was the first time I genuinely saw Charlie mad
Who the fuck is paige
right
Does Charlie have a degree in journalism? Because if not, he should. He is so good at reporting on events and reviewing stuff!
My favorite part during this edition of moisties award is when Charlie said "it's moisting time", truly one of the moments in history
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The hate charlie felt for number 3 really made me feel it should of been number 1 or at least 2 lol.
Because 2 and 1 are at the very least goofy bad. But 3 is just insultingly bad bad 😭😂
I don’t think I have ever seen anything start so strong only to fall so flat like the new Halloween trilogy did.
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Sadly typical for the franchise
Still better than Ressurection
Charlie’s videos make the night before semester grades more bearable
I could easily believe that Möbius was in the same situation as the King's Daughter (filmed in 2014 but VFX weren't finished until 2021) where Morbius was actually filmed in 1999
Ah yes,The Moisties. A legendary event that only happens once a year. Let us all enjoy the Moisties once again
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I have a small weiner, calm down calm down...no need to be shocked everyone. We all know how minuscule my weiner is judging by the fact that I'm a attention seeker. Oh and did I forget to mention that my weiner is small?
@@JackWrath3 mad 😂
@Jack Wrath bro you got a roblox avatar and you're a bot, go jump in the tub robot
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts
@@sherman1476 LMAO
I've got a good metaphor for Jurassic World Dominion: it's like the characters in the movie have shot you with a tranquilliser dart
Also Morbius is definitely the movie of all time, the moment he said "with great morb comes great remorbility" was truly gut wrenching
Sorry man, is sad to see 4 bots in your comment
I legit tried to watch this movie 2 times and fell asleep both times, before the halfway point even
Whenever I see another morbius/ thing of all time joke I wonder what your unoriginal lives must be like, unable to let go of an unfunny joke that's been driven into the ground, the kind of guy who unironically will still say "thanks for the gold kind stranger". What astoundingly mid lives you must lead, you would be paragons of mediocrity if paragon wasn't too interesting of a word to describe you.
@@jazzy4830 who?
Unoriginal.
The secrets of Dumbledore rant is too good
Love this ranking so much that I avoided reading the comments before watching the video so I wouldn't spoil it for myself
I happened to walk into the room while my dad was watching Moonfall and sat and watched the rest with him. I missed the first 40 minutes of it and I couldn't tell if any valuable plot point was missed.
Moonfall was absolutely hysterical. Went to see it with the boys opening weekend for my birthday because I was intrigued by the trailers. Told them walking in it would either be a really good movie or a really good comedy. Was glad to see that the last one came true. We could not stop laughing at the movie. 10/10 immensely entertained, would watch again. Also side note, the movie actually had impressive CGI, my mind was blown by the render of Earth's creation and history and again by the shots of the moon scraping by earth with the meteors pouring down (probably only impressed because of the quality of the movie otherwise but was still cool).
On a scale of 1 to 10, how fun bad is it? I'm thinking of watching it with my boys
@@KashNoK I wouldn't rate it as highly as Charlie but it is well worth watching.
@@KashNoK I'd say 6-7, with a variable extra +1-3 of how much you appreciate bad movies and/or pretty nice (if crazy CGI). Please do make sure to leave your disbelief and logical thinking at the door, as it has no place within the movie. I'm not a super fan of the genre, but I was entertained (for the wrong reasons that the movie wanted me) and you probably will, too, as long as you go in with the appropriate mindset. Have fun!
@@KashNoK 10/10 fun bad. There's loads of bad acting, stupid scenarios/cliches and plot holes to make fun of. Also its hard to distinguish if it's being serious or parodying at times. Like all the conspiracy theories about the moon are true, but the characters act so serious about it that its hard to tell if its a crack at stupid tinfoil theorists or dead pan faith in said theories.
@@KashNoK 200.
Funny thing about Moonfall was, i was supposed to take a chick on a date to go see it but she flaked. Maybe it was a blessing in disguise 😅
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Charlies hate for Secrets of Dumbledore is seriously the funniest shit I've ever seen
The fact that he didn't even mention Don't Worry Darling, Firestarter, Pinocchio, The 355, or Thor: Love and Thunder didn't make it shows how bad this year was.
Bros, the woman queen, how many more bad movies came out this year because after those two I stopped caring
Thor was okay. Everything else mentioned is complete garbage.
Pinocchio as in the animated one?
@@ris2ani there were three this year. The Paulie Shore one, the Disney remake, and the Netflix one. I've see the first two and and this post could be talking about either of them because they are both awful.
Also 3000 years of longing
8:45 one of the best and genuine moments that charlie had that i've seen
edit: i rly do belive this is meme material pls make it happend
The creature bowing only before it's chosen leader plot point reminds me of an older anime / novel series Juuni Kokuki (Twelve Kingdoms). That one's a banger though. Unfortunately the story isn't finished and we'll probably never see the rest of the series adapted whenever it does finish. Oh well.
I think you should also add top 5 best and worst TV shows as well. even though I can't really think of 5 good shows for this year, but the 5 worst shows is a really competitive category.
Charlie went through the five stages of grief like 11 times in a row in this video.
I saw Moonfall in theatres in 4dx with the Universal Studios rollercoaster seats and it went hard. the ending lore actually had my brain cells expanding. Truly the best bad movie of all time. We need a prequel sequel
Is there a best 5 movies for moist meter? This is pretty interesting to watch!
Moonfall came out THIS YEAR? Damn that felt like it was years ago
The marketing Charlie has done for Moonfall is amazing
I didn’t hate it tbh. Like, it’s one of those shitty popcorn movies u just watch and kinda forget. Not good but not terrible imo.
@@jeremiahnovember2617 same, i thought it was a fun movie to just watch and not think about too deeply
When morbius flew into space to fight santa and bumped into the moon and caused the events of moonfall then puts on his clown shoes and red nose, and said "it's morbin time" was truly epic
It was indeed, a masterpiece beyond comprehension, for not even the greatest literary mind of our generation is capable to truly comprehend the absolute genius of this scene. The director, having already demonstrated his mastery of cinema and his unparalleled knowledge of our social culture, outdid himself in the creation of a scene to surpass all that has been created before that. Truly, a sight to behold.
I’m literally fighting for my life on a toilet right now. This was the last thing I wanted to read.
I recently reread all the main harry potter books because it had been a while and I don't think there were any mentions or implications of any future seeing abilities and if there was it would be very significant to the plot (especially since the main villain/mentor character are both wizards who are more skilled than grindewald so hey they'd probably have that power as well)
Also I'm sure there would be some counter to it similar to legilimancy vs occulemency which dumbledore would have and that would be the main plot, he can't tell them the plan without ruining it so he has to execute it entirely alone and behind the scenes (which is definitely in line with his actions in the original series)
I had genuinely forgot every minute of Halloween ends, except the opening scene I think I might’ve fallen asleep
This category gets more and more competitive every year! I can't wait for future years!
I love that Charlie gets more and more infuriated the further down the list he goes
I cant imagine watching Moonfall a second time, I was already ranting during the movie 😵💫
man i still remember watching moistcritikal battlefield bad company 2 fun tactics videos my god time flies xD
The only thing more rare than the moisties is Charlie wearing a beanie
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Charlie, you are the only person that can market Moonfall in a way where I really want to watch it now
I just remembered why the dumbledor thing sounded familiar and it’s cause there’s already a movie on Netflix, tho idk if it’s still there, called Mune which is an animated movie where one of the main things that happens is that the next guardian of the moon is chosen when a creature bows to you and it was like such a cute movie to me but now I know that it has its own cheap copy. I think it’s better cause that isn’t even like a main plot point, it just gets things going for the actual plot
I wonder how long time it will take before Charlie fixes the Godslap poster that has slipped down in the frame.
I can't believe Charlie put Morbius on this list, he must've made a mistake
It's morbing time
@Jack Wrath trip and fall on the stairs now
A morbstake
@Jack Wrath
Hey guys it's Jack Wrath
Today I am copying and pasting
The same comment from 30 seconds ago
That I already made and getting 3 likes from my alts
From my annoying fatherless voice
And also for the comedic effect I will copy and paste this and post
This to every comment in the comment section.
This coming out a few hours after the trailer for Across the Spider-verse was just what I needed to get me even more pumped for this sequel!
Because even if it doesn’t live up to the original at least it won’t be as bad as these.
Uncle Ben dies in Spider-Man.
@@dakotastrain338 😱😱😱
Timestamp *Spoliers*
5: Jurassic World Dominion - 0:55
4: Morbius - 3:24
3: The Secrets Of Dumbledore - 5:46
2: Halloween Ends - 9:22
1: Moonfall - 16:06
Watching Critikal relentlessly shit on movies for 20 minutes is my favorite part of the year 😂
Charlie a few Years Ago: *Hates memes and meme culture*
Charlie now: The memes and the mythos of Morbius
Now THAT'S a character arc.
GenZ were really dumb annoying kids that kept repeating the same dumb memes over and over and over again. Now they are a bit older and grew apart from each other, so that's nice