Dunkey's Anti E3 2022

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  • Опубліковано 17 чер 2022
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  • @GoatHam
    @GoatHam Рік тому +4586

    “Go talk about Johnny Depp’s trial or some shit”
    Hit the nail on the head with that one

    • @Shakitano
      @Shakitano Рік тому +246

      Straight up murdered them

    • @YamashitaTsubasa
      @YamashitaTsubasa Рік тому +40

      @@bogregz he talked shit about the execution of it, which was fair. They'll do better next time

    • @rushisbased4581
      @rushisbased4581 Рік тому +335

      true those streamers have played like 2 video games in their entire lives and are presenting for a games expo

    • @powersurge_beast
      @powersurge_beast Рік тому +45

      @@rushisbased4581 asmons played a lot lol

    • @powersurge_beast
      @powersurge_beast Рік тому

      Tbh love asmon to death but the teenfucker Jonny depps trial is so boring

  • @Xijor
    @Xijor Рік тому +67419

    No dislikes? Another Masterpiece Dunkey.

    • @bfnmo7750
      @bfnmo7750 Рік тому +649

      @that one guy Based

    • @SaltyIsHere
      @SaltyIsHere Рік тому +423

      @that one guy based

    • @bakthed8045
      @bakthed8045 Рік тому +359

      ​@that one guy based

    • @KnightGunny
      @KnightGunny Рік тому +187

      @that one guy this but unironically

    • @hps362
      @hps362 Рік тому +224

      @that one guy Too bad that dislike doesn't even count

  • @casuallyspelic9145
    @casuallyspelic9145 Рік тому +5301

    Just the fact that he said "I like Jump King" as his first response says that he's a Twitch Streamer first and a gamer second.

    • @Tokiko
      @Tokiko Рік тому +468

      Saying he’s a gamer second is really generous. I would say more like being a gamer twelvth..

    • @brandonwilbur2146
      @brandonwilbur2146 Рік тому +94

      Jump King turned me into a Zen Buddhist

    • @guttergolem
      @guttergolem Рік тому +293

      fun fact: he was actually the first human to say “I like jump king”

    • @scuttt1752
      @scuttt1752 Рік тому +134

      to say that man has any redeeming qualities is a stretch imo

    • @AlexRodriguez0407
      @AlexRodriguez0407 Рік тому +52

      The funniest part is that comment about copying people's work because it's successful
      How ironic

  • @ireallyhavetopee2404
    @ireallyhavetopee2404 Рік тому +974

    Worst part about losing E3 is losing the annual Dunkey E3 video

    • @ireallyhavetopee2404
      @ireallyhavetopee2404 Рік тому +39

      Nevermind y'all maybe there will be Summer Game Fest vids instead

    • @JaredGoofball
      @JaredGoofball Рік тому +9

      @@ireallyhavetopee2404 oh thank god. I didn’t know what I was gonna do with my life

    • @TheBerger
      @TheBerger 11 місяців тому +2

      @@ireallyhavetopee2404 what you predict video title to be

    • @cablekibble2942
      @cablekibble2942 10 місяців тому +5

      "dunkey's e3 2023"

    • @JaredGoofball
      @JaredGoofball 10 місяців тому +1

      @@cablekibble2942 wow, are you a time traveler or something? How did you know the title? 😱

  • @thatmagicguy369
    @thatmagicguy369 Рік тому +7783

    “We actually copied Ori and the Blind Forest because it sold really well.” This man really just gave up on everything.

    • @Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2
      @Yet.Another.Rapper.KiG.V2 Рік тому +700

      Even capitalists are honest when they feel comfortable enough

    • @fengrr
      @fengrr Рік тому +443

      a streamer said that though not the dev

    • @thomasrosebrough9062
      @thomasrosebrough9062 Рік тому +197

      Not sure if I'm being "woooshed" right now but you know that line was edited like many of the lines in this video, right?

    • @sel_gaming8916
      @sel_gaming8916 Рік тому +89

      I can't tell if you know that Mizkif is joking or not...

    • @mavvos
      @mavvos Рік тому +494

      @@thomasrosebrough9062 its not edited or out of context, he really said this during the show, but hes also just a streamer making a joke, game is Unrooted from Mizkif

  • @ShuShuShop
    @ShuShuShop Рік тому +4439

    My wife said she loves Alan Wake.
    ..I thought she meant the game, now I know what's really going on. Thanks Dunko.

    • @cathalmcdonough5247
      @cathalmcdonough5247 Рік тому +187

      You know what to do brother.

    • @arro-pie
      @arro-pie Рік тому +52

      White Branco going for a ride.

    • @MyNameIsDecember
      @MyNameIsDecember Рік тому +26

      Cheating spouse 2 to the future babbbbyyyyyyy

    • @SplittingOfPrides
      @SplittingOfPrides Рік тому +23

      I have a friend with a large ranch where no one will find him.

    • @O1OO1O1
      @O1OO1O1 Рік тому +5

      Alan's a demon in the sheets

  • @beardedgreek9069
    @beardedgreek9069 Рік тому +1870

    This was the event that pushed Dunkey to start his own game publishing, I'm calling it

    • @rubik4239
      @rubik4239 Рік тому +77

      Frog game

    • @theorigionaldrew
      @theorigionaldrew Рік тому +8

      Not like this was that much worse than anything else the last 10 years.

    • @dylankelner2856
      @dylankelner2856 Рік тому +14

      Zero shot he hadn't been planning that and setting up for way longer, wasn't some spur of the moment reaction

    • @beardedgreek9069
      @beardedgreek9069 Рік тому +1

      @@dylankelner2856 true, I didn't mean like he saw this and that was the only reason but I bet this pushed him forward on the idea

    • @cglong
      @cglong Рік тому +25

      @@rubik4239 So that's where Bigmode's logo came from...

  • @zaammiii
    @zaammiii Рік тому +171

    2022: Dunkey Release his first ever "Anti-E3" Video instead of a Pro-E3 video
    2023: E3 is no more
    shoulda gone to dunkey's castle

    • @ultimateeick2910
      @ultimateeick2910 4 місяці тому +2

      And now E3 has been officially cancelled

  • @MenkoDany
    @MenkoDany Рік тому +2884

    The more time passes, the funnier "strand-like" gets

    • @nicecube2798
      @nicecube2798 Рік тому +17

      No it gets less funny

    • @PretentiousBLOB
      @PretentiousBLOB Рік тому +324

      @@nicecube2798 You're nitpicking and bias
      i win bye bye

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped Рік тому +79

      @@PretentiousBLOB Little nitpick, but it's "biased"
      I win... bye-bye!

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 Рік тому +16

      @@nicecube2798 You're nitpicking and I prefer replies with substances over braindead chain of 100 or so long copy-pastes, I win bye bye

    • @Jagar_Tharn
      @Jagar_Tharn Рік тому +20

      @@ultimaxkom8728 bye bye

  • @sticklyboi
    @sticklyboi Рік тому +927

    Comprehensive List of Platformers:
    ~ Jump King
    ~ the rest

  • @dogsand8292
    @dogsand8292 Рік тому +408

    “Square Enix is so creative they named their studio ‘Creative Business Unit III’” this line had me dead

  • @FSKSnipez
    @FSKSnipez Рік тому +1363

    Never stop man. Even when I don't watch you for months I always come back to be reminded what it means to stay true to yourself. You are very much loved dunkey and I wish you the best in life. Much love.

    • @FSKSnipez
      @FSKSnipez Рік тому +11

      @gewn sen I'm waiting for among us Thursdays 2!

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 Рік тому

      That's gay

    • @MarMaxGaming
      @MarMaxGaming Рік тому +4

      I’m a new fan, and I can’t believe it took me so look to see the channel.

    • @FSKSnipez
      @FSKSnipez Рік тому +6

      Thanks everyone for showing there is much love in this community!! Put positivity where you guys can.

    • @FSKSnipez
      @FSKSnipez Рік тому +5

      @@MarMaxGaming Its okay. The best part is that you get to go on a watching spree! Enjoy and have a great day!

  • @mrepic8587
    @mrepic8587 Рік тому +9048

    It’s honestly really impressive that dunkey has kept up among us thursdays for this long

  • @linkthepringlesman3951
    @linkthepringlesman3951 Рік тому +4782

    I literally didn’t know there was an E3 this year, and I think that’s the best possible summary.

    • @bmbmunoz2
      @bmbmunoz2 Рік тому +232

      same, saw a buch of games announced and people talking about them but I had no clue it was e3 lol

    • @pokemonhitmonlee42
      @pokemonhitmonlee42 Рік тому +272

      @@bmbmunoz2 there was no e3, only summer games fest and the OTK expo

    • @Zeratultheking
      @Zeratultheking Рік тому +170

      E3 has been slowly dyeing for years. It is no longer the big event to learn about games it was years ago. At best you get cinematic trailers that lie about a game and people who have no idea about video games being the ones leading and talking about them but act like they have been playing them all the time. Its kind of sad that its devolved into this.
      The industry is basically becoming hollywood but watered down rather than the niche market it was. Its great the industry expands its not great when it is absorbed by other industries notions that clearly don't work and show how out of touch companies are becoming with their consumers.

    • @jimjam9387
      @jimjam9387 Рік тому +51

      It’s almost like E3 hasn’t happened and they call it “not E3 week” for a reason.

    • @aboxofbeans
      @aboxofbeans Рік тому +35

      There wasn't an E3. E3 is no more. Dunkey made this video after summer games fest.

  • @jacobringenwald
    @jacobringenwald 7 місяців тому +51

    That Animal Well game looks promising. I hope a publisher picks it up!

  • @232kronos
    @232kronos Рік тому +495

    Presenter: “Lets check out-“
    Dunkey: “Let’s not”
    Basically sums up my reaction to any video game news nowadays

    • @michaelwilson8806
      @michaelwilson8806 Рік тому +4

      I died laughing at this part

    • @Leonard_Wolf_2056
      @Leonard_Wolf_2056 Рік тому +4

      @AM Lightspeedy I'd argue to say there is massive creative blackhole since 2012.

    • @Lawnmower737
      @Lawnmower737 Рік тому

      @@Leonard_Wolf_2056 I’d say rather than it being completely devoid since 2012, it’s almost as if it peaked in 2012, stagnated and slumped a bit for a couple of years and then it’s been on a downward slope ever since with a few blips here and there to keep it interesting, but as time goes on fewer good games have been released or even realized (as in approved, funded, produced, etc).

    • @swevixeh
      @swevixeh Місяць тому

      Same, but with most news, generally.

  • @223308887mrfly
    @223308887mrfly Рік тому +842

    “Square Enix is so creative, they made a studio called Creative Business Unit 3” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day

    • @84jesterx
      @84jesterx Рік тому +45

      And the ironic part is that studio is the last bastion of sanity over there at SE...you know, the team responsible for making FFXIV what it is.

    • @stealthmaster96
      @stealthmaster96 Рік тому +24

      @@84jesterx Yoshi P and CBU3 are carrying the entirety of Square Enix on their backs its crazy

  • @ciccobullet6725
    @ciccobullet6725 Рік тому +1906

    "Space, the final fun-tier"
    Dunkey really influenced every studio with his ideas

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander Рік тому +4

      these are the voyages of the game industry "insert game company here." It's continuing mission: to explore boring, done-to-death ideas, to seek out easy money and the easy way out, and to boldly go where everyone has gone before!

  • @kireikotomine1171
    @kireikotomine1171 9 місяців тому +50

    I hope that we never let Asmongold forget just how much of an embarrassment this event was and how he participated in it. His videos on some games have been a joke and he deserves the criticism.

    • @palmtree5489
      @palmtree5489 9 місяців тому +5

      if im not mistaking, i think he makes even fun of himself in one video

  • @oatsaredelicious2521
    @oatsaredelicious2521 Рік тому +8

    "Oh, so dunkey didn't like our E3, guess we don't have to bother next year."

  • @Tuskor130
    @Tuskor130 Рік тому +2946

    I fucking HOWLED when they said "Starfield is the most anticipated open-world RPG in the last 20 years." Like I get that you're meant to build up your game, but the absolute audacity that the studio that's been re-releasing Skyrim for the past 11 years is making the next big thing is so funny to me.

    • @magicmanscott40k
      @magicmanscott40k Рік тому +82

      I don't think it will be good. An rpg in space seems like a bad idea unless it's like mass effect. I would play the shit out of an open world mass effect game though

    • @brian.phillips1985
      @brian.phillips1985 Рік тому +167

      Believe it or not that's how it used to be before Skyrim, anytime Bethesda announced something it was the next big thing.

    • @user-ez9ng2rw9c
      @user-ez9ng2rw9c Рік тому +121

      @@brian.phillips1985 It was that way until f76, I'd say. F4 broke multiple launch records and made 750 mil in a day. If this game is great, like Skyrim levels of great, which is difficult to imagine, they could easily regain a lot of good will.

    • @brian.phillips1985
      @brian.phillips1985 Рік тому +22

      @@user-ez9ng2rw9c Actually it makes me think, when Bethesda stopped being ambitious with their titles that's when the hype of their games died, so after Fallout 4

    • @chompythebeast
      @chompythebeast Рік тому +55

      @@magicmanscott40k They did that, it was called Andromeda, and it was not good. Open World inevitably means weaker stories―franchises like Mass Effect can really only be hurt by the format

  • @SPELLWRKS
    @SPELLWRKS Рік тому +2120

    I thought I played Alan Wake, but obviously it was some kinda fever dream or something. Thanks Dunk, going to the doctor on Monday!

    • @SneakiRaheeqi
      @SneakiRaheeqi Рік тому +1

      😂😂

    • @mangoeggs
      @mangoeggs Рік тому +41

      Guess you could say it was Alan Asleep

    • @vodsanity4861
      @vodsanity4861 Рік тому +5

      Alan Wake came out on October 5, 2021 so there is no way that many people have played it.

    • @jameswinter482
      @jameswinter482 Рік тому +1

      Dr. Hartman will have just the right treatment for you

    • @nickthompson1812
      @nickthompson1812 Рік тому +1

      @@vodsanity4861 is there some inside joke that I’m missing about October 5th, 2021? Lol. It came out in 2010 on Xbox 360

  • @presidentduckling
    @presidentduckling Рік тому +16

    Can't believe Dunkey single-handedly canceled E3 2023

  • @wolfie7669
    @wolfie7669 Рік тому +71

    The 'how the f**k would I know' is the funniest thing I've ever seen, sometimes watching Dunkey it's like having Robin Williams as a UA-camr, he's just on another level

  • @JeffreyThrash
    @JeffreyThrash Рік тому +2961

    Okay, I was definitely expecting Dunkey to criticize Sonic Frontiers, but I didn’t think he would criticize it for not being janky and glitchy enough. Well played.

    • @John-X
      @John-X Рік тому +11

      does anyone know the end song on this vid?

    • @kek848
      @kek848 Рік тому +99

      @AndrewWithEase11 11 ? The graphics look like shit though. Not sure why they wouldn't make them a bit more cartoony, but they look absolutely souless..

    • @sezunemizuhana3870
      @sezunemizuhana3870 Рік тому +77

      @@kek848 Still take it over millionth green hell zone, thank you very much.

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 Рік тому +14

      @@sezunemizuhana3870 tbf there's a difference between going to green hill zone and being taken to green hill zone if you know what I mean

    • @hjack6463
      @hjack6463 Рік тому +43

      @@sezunemizuhana3870 yeah now it's green hill open zone

  • @tylerjames7015
    @tylerjames7015 Рік тому +3817

    “Go talk about the Johnny Depp trial or something”
    Literally a quote that makes all the sense in so many ways lol thanks Dunkey

    • @itskelvinn
      @itskelvinn Рік тому +22

      But that’s not the quote. It was or some shit

    • @shlecko
      @shlecko Рік тому +151

      @@itskelvinn hey! no swearing on youtube! stop! I am the son of my mother and I forbid you!

    • @Baba-yv6ml
      @Baba-yv6ml Рік тому +3

      Name three of the ways it makes sense in

    • @MasqueofFlesh
      @MasqueofFlesh Рік тому +57

      Tf Jesus returned to watch dunky?

    • @dougs8196
      @dougs8196 Рік тому +15

      Just Chatting = Doing Nothing

  • @headhogan7423
    @headhogan7423 Рік тому +55

    Not a lot of people know this but Alan wake was actually the first strand type game, really just a classic game

  • @shadyminkins5704
    @shadyminkins5704 Рік тому +86

    2:06 "This studio is great at making unintentional comedies and I do not understand how they got the Star Wars License."
    To be fair that first part applies nicely to recent Disney products as well, so they seem well-suited for each other.

    • @scruffmutt
      @scruffmutt Рік тому

      You could always hope for an Andor…but David Cage would need to be a competent writer/director to pull that off, lol

    • @mide8845
      @mide8845 Рік тому

      They fly now

    • @leotoxkraytory1732
      @leotoxkraytory1732 Рік тому +1

      Well, the Prequels are also kinda like that. Don't get me wrong, Disney 1-3 are fucking dogshit. But you can turn the Prequels into a drinking game if you drink every time Anakin acts like a creep or a child.

  • @CaesarTheGreatGaming-Julius-
    @CaesarTheGreatGaming-Julius- Рік тому +1566

    6:22 I’m fucking crying, the most awkward sequence of events and then he slowly lowers his head in defeat 😂

    • @_SmiIe_
      @_SmiIe_ Рік тому +184

      can't believe no-one else mentioned this, it killed me

    • @nile7999
      @nile7999 Рік тому +260

      They're twitch personalities, it's not necessarily scripted, but it is a bit that they're playing off of

    • @nakamaka162
      @nakamaka162 Рік тому +60

      (It was scripted)

    • @adroitws1367
      @adroitws1367 Рік тому +167

      @@nakamaka162 it was scripted and still fucking awful? dang, Im so glad I stay away from twitch

    • @majorsmashbox5294
      @majorsmashbox5294 Рік тому +6

      I honestly thought that E3 had already been taken out the back of the barn and shot. Watching that video Asmongold had it right - a massive cringy facepalm.

  • @Shmuel420
    @Shmuel420 Рік тому +436

    The voice crack followed by silence was the funniest shit ever

  • @slavsterbater
    @slavsterbater Рік тому +19

    Love that this video mentions Animal Well before Big Mode was a thing

  • @paulastartes5638
    @paulastartes5638 Рік тому +13

    5:45 Bigmode engage

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz Рік тому +3081

    I can't wait to play Resident Evil 4, a remake of the hit video game, Resident Evil 4.

    • @davylazar6523
      @davylazar6523 Рік тому +113

      I believe it will be Resident Evil 4 (the game Resident Evil 4 from 2005).

    • @Obsidian__
      @Obsidian__ Рік тому +119

      I hope it plays similarly to Resident Evil 4, which at the time was known for playing like a game called Resident Evil 4.

    • @Matpeixelegal
      @Matpeixelegal Рік тому +34

      Did you say Resident Evil 4? Dont make me laugh lol. That game is so trash that they have to remake it 20 years later before making the sequel: Resident Evil 4: 2

    • @Danmarinja
      @Danmarinja Рік тому +16

      Resident Evil 4 was remade only a few months ago on Oculus. What the fuck are they playing at?

    • @Beltorchika12
      @Beltorchika12 Рік тому +8

      I hope they don't fuck up the villagers voices again.

  • @MessatsuGoshoryu02
    @MessatsuGoshoryu02 Рік тому +1665

    It was so exciting to see The Rock being confirmed for the lead role on Morbius II, thank you Kojima for directing that masterpiece

    • @thepinhead908
      @thepinhead908 Рік тому +27

      Its morbin time!

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 Рік тому +34

      @@thepinhead908 *Strandin time
      He changed his catchphrase after a passionate night with John Stranding

    • @wiktiktik
      @wiktiktik Рік тому +3

      Kojima-san

    • @noahsmith28
      @noahsmith28 Рік тому +5

      The morbius joke isn't funny

    • @divinecomedian2
      @divinecomedian2 Рік тому +3

      Do you smell what The Rock is Morbin'?

  • @fallzero7304
    @fallzero7304 Рік тому +242

    It's surprising that Alan Wake was known to like three people while I was in high school and in college like none
    at the time of that game's release it was completely a breadth of fresh air
    The atmosphere, the dark elements, the characters, the music, the whole path view of the chapter, and then the optional document collection like how we do in Control to understand the phenomenons that happen around
    Remedy is the only studio whose games are rather suggested than told
    Alan Wake was hype for me in Control's second DLC expansion pack AWE

    • @bobbobber4810
      @bobbobber4810 Рік тому +5

      I was surprised to learn how unknown that game was too.
      I did play it (to start to finish) and I remember having a good time.

    • @Linkale_
      @Linkale_ Рік тому +3

      Is it unknown? It is fairly known among my friends, I thought it was widely known too.
      I played it and the atmosphere is tremendous but it gets repetitive very early in both gameplay and maps so in the end I didn't like it. I would have absolutely loved Alan Wake if it just consisted in freely roaming the town doing minor tasks for the townfolk.

    • @gh0stykins
      @gh0stykins Рік тому +8

      i liked alan wake. shit was dope. biggest meme from that game is THE DARKNESS. i say that shit like once a week and nobody knows wtf im talkin about LOL

    • @bkr1895
      @bkr1895 Рік тому

      I loved it myself it was a really unique game

    • @JuanG2020
      @JuanG2020 Рік тому +1

      I don't know why, but Control just felt boring to me.

  • @majoraz_
    @majoraz_ Рік тому +15

    8:51 the way I started clapping when you said Zelda, Dunkey ur a 10/10

  • @nickmagrick7702
    @nickmagrick7702 Рік тому +2334

    6:20 that was hillarious. Its so painfully awkward it looks like it was scripted, but at the same time that is a very real look of shame in his eyes.

    • @Rez_97
      @Rez_97 Рік тому +53

      thats cause it is

    • @nickmagrick7702
      @nickmagrick7702 Рік тому +6

      @@Rez_97 you sure? how do you know

    • @Rez_97
      @Rez_97 Рік тому +137

      @@nickmagrick7702 it’s their whole shtick to be like that

    • @nickmagrick7702
      @nickmagrick7702 Рік тому +201

      @@Rez_97 okay, I don't watch E3. I just thought they were awkward nerds

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso Рік тому

      Yeah, that was great

  • @ADoseofBuckley
    @ADoseofBuckley Рік тому +5529

    Gex: "This feels like Dead Space night at Jeff Kegels' house!"

    • @GexTendies
      @GexTendies Рік тому +89

      This is false, I actually never said that

    • @-my4skinwastakeninasickjew426
      @-my4skinwastakeninasickjew426 Рік тому +9

      Gex Jr is a hidden gem.

    • @AnmolMishra946
      @AnmolMishra946 Рік тому +4

      Resident evil 4 remake was bonkers come on man

    • @FallouFitness_NattyEdition
      @FallouFitness_NattyEdition Рік тому +6

      Ah man, haven't heard that joke since the last 200 dunkey videos.

    • @aa306911
      @aa306911 Рік тому +5

      I think it feels more like “No Man’s Sky” night at Todd Howard’s house.
      16x the No Man’s Sky experience.

  • @mattmanguy
    @mattmanguy Рік тому +58

    6:21 - 6:29 Love that this is the most replayed part 😝

  • @jameslay6505
    @jameslay6505 Рік тому +8

    2:57 YES! I'm so glad I'm not the only one who feels this way.

  • @NegaGandhi
    @NegaGandhi Рік тому +1097

    "Look forward to future announcements"
    "THAT'S IT?!?"
    Pretty sure I had the same reaction

    • @MKBayo
      @MKBayo Рік тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sking-dk1wn
    @Sking-dk1wn Рік тому +531

    This year's E3 really make you feel like you're dead in space 10/10

    • @Marlo_Branco
      @Marlo_Branco Рік тому +3

      Nice one

    • @AnmolMishra946
      @AnmolMishra946 Рік тому +1

      I can finally play Spider-Man on my pc

    • @quicklyquacking4147
      @quicklyquacking4147 Рік тому

      Don’t forget that it’s the remastered version… judging by the image Dunkey showed us.

    • @_Cetarial
      @_Cetarial Рік тому

      @@AnmolMishra946 Good for you?

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 Рік тому +1

      I skipped it, I'll just wait for them to remaster the 2022 E3.

  • @TheButTickler
    @TheButTickler Рік тому +75

    Remember 10 years ago when watching E3 was exciting and awesome? Its such an insanely disappointing shell of its former self now 😢

    • @ulquiorracifer9205
      @ulquiorracifer9205 Рік тому +1

      Boohoo

    • @YuYuYuna_
      @YuYuYuna_ Рік тому +4

      @@ulquiorracifer9205 mad cuz true.

    • @benedikta.9121
      @benedikta.9121 Рік тому +8

      10 years ago you were a teenager or child. It's not worse, you've just matured.

    • @sneedchuck5477
      @sneedchuck5477 Рік тому +2

      10 years ago you had companies like Valve actually making games, now it's just the AAA expo

    • @acksawblack
      @acksawblack Рік тому +6

      @@benedikta.9121 No it actually was better, do you not remember the early 2000s? It went from being an actual trade show where industry experts and veterans attended giving talks and showing stuff off. To today where it’s litterally only advertising, at worst the advertising used to get was during new console generations but even then it wasn’t so overproduced and corporate.

  • @fuckboi_killa
    @fuckboi_killa 4 місяці тому +3

    E3 literally did not recover from this

  • @LarkSS
    @LarkSS Рік тому +957

    I thought I played Alan Wake until Dunkey set the record straight, and my memories can't be more valid than a video with no dislikes.

    • @nossingo
      @nossingo Рік тому +6

      I played it for like 15 minutes until my computer melted.

    • @jameson7276
      @jameson7276 Рік тому +1

      Good point!

    • @blipblop1112
      @blipblop1112 Рік тому

      Man was straight up spit some fire to those streamers....

    • @DarklinkJustin
      @DarklinkJustin Рік тому

      Was American nightmare ever good? It's sitting un-played in my steam library.

    • @kimorayn1733
      @kimorayn1733 Рік тому +1

      Holy shit, you're right! No dislikes, how did I not see that before?!
      And all of Dunkey's other videos, too! Wow, this guy is loved by all!

  • @bombboy3427
    @bombboy3427 Рік тому +392

    "So, what's your game?"
    "Oh you see we tried to copy X."
    "Cause you wanted to put your own spin on it and try and make a memorable game?"
    "Heck no we just saw X made a lot of money and we like that."

    • @LucasCunhaRocha
      @LucasCunhaRocha Рік тому +33

      at least they were honest about it.

    • @SonplaysMinEcraft
      @SonplaysMinEcraft Рік тому +3

      thx for reminding me that there was no new megaman game :'(

    • @lostpockets2227
      @lostpockets2227 Рік тому +53

      @@SonplaysMinEcraft the next MegaMan game is gonna be open world with towers you climb on to gain a vantage point and unlock parts of the map, and there's gonna be a crafting and durability system so you can upgrade your buster blaster, and you have to repair your android body if it gets damaged with materials you the find from the enemies and the environment

    • @thirst8015
      @thirst8015 Рік тому +6

      ​@@lostpockets2227 he might need to solve puzzles with equipment he'll gain further on.

    • @blueonthemooon
      @blueonthemooon Рік тому +1

      pretty much the whole problem with the industry/

  • @Lycan-1
    @Lycan-1 Рік тому +7

    E3 2023 vid gonna slap now

  • @willphoenix5464
    @willphoenix5464 Рік тому +10

    7:56
    "I haven't seen any farmers or dancing sequences with Sonic which its a shame,"
    Well I got some good news Dunkey

  • @thetk7508
    @thetk7508 Рік тому +763

    Seems a lot of developers are finally confronting their childhood traumas facing FF7’s frog enemies. Very inspiring

    • @lockeforeer
      @lockeforeer Рік тому +29

      Why did you have to remind me. I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

    • @lone-dmc9174
      @lone-dmc9174 Рік тому +2

      Why did he call ff7R's story butcherd? It's fine I've never heard hard core ff fans complaining about the game. The only thing we complained about was the fact that there are multiple parts

    • @ultimateupgrade828
      @ultimateupgrade828 Рік тому +1

      @@lone-dmc9174 there were some changes between fl7 & ff7R and donkey probably didn't like them so it's probably that, I love remake version but everyone has opinion eh

    • @lone-dmc9174
      @lone-dmc9174 Рік тому +1

      @@ultimateupgrade828 I mean the changes obviously make it some sort of time sequel I mean it was a little bit of a piss take that there was a fight with Sephiroth that early in the story ig but it isn't butched it's still a very good experience

  • @maxgriswold2141
    @maxgriswold2141 Рік тому +580

    Making an Alan Wake 2 actually makes a lot of sense since there were 2 people who played the first one.

    • @DementedDuskull
      @DementedDuskull Рік тому +9

      The question now is if enough people will play it to justify making the third one.

    • @floydstephman
      @floydstephman Рік тому +11

      I don't know why people sleep on Alan Wake it's such a weird story and it's not like the premise for the game play couldn't be expanded on

    • @berylbell8452
      @berylbell8452 Рік тому +2

      the two means they can play together:)

    • @justonepant
      @justonepant Рік тому +1

      It's kinda unprofitable from a business standpoint though if you think about it. I mean, those people already own the two copies of Alan Wake that are being produced

    • @scottoroboto55
      @scottoroboto55 Рік тому +3

      If you played Control this would not be a shock.

  • @nimazsheik5152
    @nimazsheik5152 Рік тому +4

    "Creative Business Unit III" holy shit, my sides 🤣🤣

  • @peterandersen3114
    @peterandersen3114 Рік тому +9

    Dunkey would be proud that Sonic Frontiers actually has a dancing sequences

  • @guitarheroaero3451
    @guitarheroaero3451 Рік тому +1272

    "Name one thing Modern Warfare changed" has me wheezing
    That line was the most generic video-game presentation line in the history of the universe and Dunkey's clap back was perfection

    • @tharrock337
      @tharrock337 Рік тому +64

      Modern Warfare made every game grey and very, very serious for a few years. Thanks for that, Modern warfare. I remember when Medal of honor was a fun game series and then they made Medal of honor warfighter. Remember when Battlefield and Call of duty were different games? Suddenly they were the same game. There was also the sniper ghost warrior game series. They didn't have the budged to make a whole CoD, so they only did the mission where you were a sniper but like sixteen times.
      So basically AAA games were really bad for a while. But I guess that means nothing really changed.

    • @07t20
      @07t20 Рік тому +14

      The fact they decided a "Cinematic developer" to answer that question was even worse, so much to say and the guy was like "ehhh, ummm"

    • @doclouis4236
      @doclouis4236 Рік тому

      @@tharrock337 It means games are no longer brown in color tone and filled with bloom everywhere like in PS3/xbox 360 generation.

    • @07t20
      @07t20 Рік тому +21

      To be fair, MW19 did just what COD 4 did for the franchise and the rest of the FPS games, now you will see every new shooter game using tactical reloads and shit everywhere thanks to MW19, they did an excellent job

    • @nobigideas3710
      @nobigideas3710 Рік тому +12

      @@07t20 yeah man, the animations and sound design alone are miles ahead of what most games have.

  • @razhemo4191
    @razhemo4191 Рік тому +1019

    "is an open ZONE game, it's very strand like in that sense" had me dying 😂😂😂😂

    • @fernbear3950
      @fernbear3950 Рік тому +2

      We all die eventually, make peace with it and enjoy your short life, as we must all. Best of luck, and hope you might avert the dying....for now. ;P

    • @dominicstocker5144
      @dominicstocker5144 Рік тому +1

      @@fernbear3950 what

    • @Maelys_P
      @Maelys_P Рік тому +1

      @@fernbear3950 is this a threat

    • @fernbear3950
      @fernbear3950 Рік тому +4

      No

    • @armstrongcanon7833
      @armstrongcanon7833 Рік тому

      @@fernbear3950 Metal gear rising Revengeance

  • @yupkyle
    @yupkyle 4 місяці тому +3

    man i can’t wait for dunkey’s e3 2024

  • @nintendovirtualboywastakenfsr
    @nintendovirtualboywastakenfsr Рік тому +9

    I think it’s fitting that this is the last E3 video dunkey will ever make.

  • @alecstrickland7182
    @alecstrickland7182 Рік тому +2071

    It's amazing how developed the humor-lore of Dunkey's videos have become. Many jokes are references to the now-cancelled Amogus Tuesdays, which only the most diehard fans will understand. I love you bunky

    • @zumabbar
      @zumabbar Рік тому +31

      it's dunker's video. it has a little something for everyone!

    • @thezuccubus
      @thezuccubus Рік тому +18

      Among Us Tuesdays were cancelled?!?

    • @Lessembarrassingman
      @Lessembarrassingman Рік тому +28

      @@thezuccubus maybe just wait until next Tuesday to check

    • @Relbl
      @Relbl Рік тому +19

      He had to cancel Among Us Tuesday to make more time for Among Us Thursdays and Among Us wrap-up on Saturdays... can't blame him, though the I would've cancelled Fall Guys Wednesdays instead

    • @DrunkGnu
      @DrunkGnu Рік тому

      among us tuesdays was only last year though

  • @PeteDorr
    @PeteDorr Рік тому +9033

    I do indeed play games, including but not limited to: Balan Wonderworld, The Last Guardian, Knack and everyone's most anticipated game of 2022: Sonic Frontiers.

    • @sleepyhorse9817
      @sleepyhorse9817 Рік тому +116

      Glad you are excited man! I’ve spent hours watching your videos stoned out my mind with your unique take on video games thank you for the hours of free entertainment

    • @magicmanscott40k
      @magicmanscott40k Рік тому +18

      Honestly not the worst games ever. I'm starting to get really into 3rd person games and i wouldn't mind trying those games out.

    • @vedaryan334
      @vedaryan334 Рік тому +78

      Last guardian ain't half bad.

    • @Kosainecm
      @Kosainecm Рік тому +7

      This comment is correct

    • @jdbruiser
      @jdbruiser Рік тому +22

      Time for the Summer Game Fest to open the Dorr and let Pete in.

  • @coronaviruscid8202
    @coronaviruscid8202 7 місяців тому +3

    ah ah ahh dunko. wrong again.
    modern warfare changed how I view standing in airport security

  • @itbelikethat4030
    @itbelikethat4030 Рік тому +5

    Cod announcer: I am so excited to play this
    Dumpy: CAPcom

  • @SamVidovich
    @SamVidovich Рік тому +1715

    You edited "Monkey D'Luffy" so perfectly. It's like a guy popped out of an alley, hit me with a bat, and went right back in.

    • @casey997
      @casey997 Рік тому +99

      @@Call_Upon_YAH I believe in God but doing this is dumb as hell

    • @pudgepire
      @pudgepire Рік тому +35

      @@Call_Upon_YAH no he doesn't.

    • @billlee3851
      @billlee3851 Рік тому +52

      @@Call_Upon_YAH If God created EVERYTHING, then didn't he make depression, anxiety, suicidal thoughts first, and then claim to heal them?

    • @WeatherStationZ41
      @WeatherStationZ41 Рік тому +24

      @@billlee3851 G..god works in mysterious ways 🥴

    • @Vanished584
      @Vanished584 Рік тому +10

      @@WeatherStationZ41 Islam: "Hold my bomb"

  • @double1018
    @double1018 Рік тому +714

    "Sonc frontiers is an open ZONE game, it's very strand-like in that sense"
    This is hilarious when you realize how actually accurate it is

    • @mrjosh218
      @mrjosh218 Рік тому +6

      Funnily enough, I have no idea what that sentence means and I thought that was the joke. I guess it works both ways.

    • @null-rj7fe
      @null-rj7fe Рік тому +46

      @@mrjosh218 it's strand like because it's empty

    • @thejoulesthief6841
      @thejoulesthief6841 Рік тому +12

      “it's strand like because it's empty”
      Tell me you didn’t play Death Stranding without telling me you didn’t play Death Stranding.

    • @mrjosh218
      @mrjosh218 Рік тому +2

      @@thejoulesthief6841 Yes, I haven't played it, that much it's obvious. There's no need to get all pompous about it and use your overused twitter response. Still, thanks for the explanation.

    • @gwen9939
      @gwen9939 Рік тому +19

      @@mrjosh218 It means it's marketing speak for saying they're pretending to do something new instead of doing what everyone else is doing. They're both still just open-world games but with a gimmick and the attempt to rebrand that genre tag just comes off as pretentious.

  • @Patryc
    @Patryc Рік тому +8

    6:22 man just lost his soul

  • @9Emi
    @9Emi Рік тому +2

    Dude, first time ever I see your content. Man I had a laugh, that was beautiful

  • @santosrivera285
    @santosrivera285 Рік тому +1462

    I seriously loved Alan Wake. I replayed it recently. There's gotta be like 6 more people.

    • @meddle333
      @meddle333 Рік тому +20

      Ooh! Me! 🤗
      Alan Wake is fucking 🔥🔥🔥

    • @topherw1838
      @topherw1838 Рік тому +11

      I just played it for the first time last year, totally holds up

    • @CarlosAugusto-rv6op
      @CarlosAugusto-rv6op Рік тому +60

      liar

    • @WiresDawson
      @WiresDawson Рік тому +26

      so far 3 outta 6 of them are here, and i have a mate that enjoyed it, so let's track down the remaining two people to confirm your theory

    • @theREALCharlesManson
      @theREALCharlesManson Рік тому +2

      I played the first like 30 minutes of it because it came with my xbox

  • @ROONLD
    @ROONLD Рік тому +1394

    The highlight of every E3 is always Dunkey’s video

  • @punkinhicktown
    @punkinhicktown Рік тому +11

    I hope devolver keeps doing their thing. it might not be as welcoming to people whos job it is to riff on videos, but I find them fun to watch.

  • @groundedgameplayx
    @groundedgameplayx Рік тому +9

    Love how Xenogears was the first example, one of my favorite games ever, incredible, ambitious story

  • @Haunter-006
    @Haunter-006 Рік тому +805

    Honestly the only reason I hope that e3 never stops, is so that dunkey never stops making these e3 videos

  • @KwijGaming
    @KwijGaming Рік тому +808

    This video was easily the most resounding endorsement of Sonic Frontiers on UA-cam.
    I personally can't wait to see that mastapeece

    • @magicmanscott40k
      @magicmanscott40k Рік тому +12

      I'm hoping it's good. I don't play sonic, but I love the memes. I want sonic to do well so more memes

    • @sometf2player752
      @sometf2player752 Рік тому +4

      from what ive seen of the game it looks pretty fun and most people who played the demo at summer games fest said it was really good (one person even said it was game of the year material) so i guess we'll see how it turns out

    • @05Matz
      @05Matz Рік тому

      Honestly, "Kind of but not actually open world Sonic" sounds kind of vaguely like the Sonic Adventure games, so if they can make one that's actually functional it could potentially be good? That said, don't get your hopes up, obviously.

    • @i.d.9754
      @i.d.9754 Рік тому +2

      Same! I really hope that Sonic Team can pull off a good release this time, and it's obvious they can be capable of doing so. And if they do, an open-zone Sonic game where you can pick up speed quickly sounds amazing

  • @Exclufii
    @Exclufii Рік тому +4

    "I actually liked Dragon Quest" 😭I'm so happy my favorite series is getting appreciated

  • @thegoldencaulk2742
    @thegoldencaulk2742 Рік тому +4

    "Name one thing Modern Warfare changed."
    Well duh, they added killstreaks. For the first time ever.

  • @FearsomeWarrior
    @FearsomeWarrior Рік тому +3267

    I laughed and I cried. Slipping in Sonic Frontiers to the list of groundbreaking open world games was perfection.

    • @jacuul6735
      @jacuul6735 Рік тому +38

      I was just going to scroll down and comment that. It got an audible snort out of me

    • @ethanstyant9704
      @ethanstyant9704 Рік тому +108

      @@jacuul6735 Sonic Frontiers looks like someone spent 2 hours in the Unity engine

    • @bens5859
      @bens5859 Рік тому +32

      Lol idk why everyone's dunking on sonic frontiers. It looks fine?

    • @ethanstyant9704
      @ethanstyant9704 Рік тому +73

      @@bens5859 a) sonic games have not had a great track record
      b) another open world "experience". Games which have previously advertised this have been very boring as there is little to do in that open world

    • @rabid_muledeer3404
      @rabid_muledeer3404 Рік тому +49

      Best part is, that was Sonic 06 gameplay when he slipped it into the 'groundbreaking' list lmao

  • @rogel2622
    @rogel2622 Рік тому +308

    "Go talk about Johnny Depp's trial or some shit." Sheeesh Dunkey went hard

    • @caracatoacacepe
      @caracatoacacepe Рік тому +2

      Good thing he said that here, otherwise this could get him banned from Twitch

  • @ThisThingEaten
    @ThisThingEaten Рік тому +9

    1:09 "They're remaking Resident Evil 4... doesn't really need a remake. They're remaking The Last of Us... *definitely* doesn't need a remake." That's what I've been saying since the rumors started: these two don't need remakes... or at least not yet.

  • @landrysaathoff2418
    @landrysaathoff2418 Рік тому +17

    Dunkey is always speaking the truth, even when it sounds like he's just memeing you.

  • @eyad6132
    @eyad6132 Рік тому +957

    That Johnny depp's trial line was so brutal that i am 100% certain every streamer will do a reaction to your video.

    • @makefoxhoundgreatagain842
      @makefoxhoundgreatagain842 Рік тому +73

      I like asmongold but to be fair he did do a lot of coverage on the depp trial. It was pretty much all he did while it was going on

    • @spncrgrn
      @spncrgrn Рік тому +33

      yeah donek just started a huge drama

    • @jobansand
      @jobansand Рік тому +226

      What else are they gonna do? Something original??

    • @littlespoon7942
      @littlespoon7942 Рік тому +83

      @@jobansand Don't be ridiculous

    • @user-zo5jo3ox5g
      @user-zo5jo3ox5g Рік тому +87

      People that treated a divorce trial like a drama tv show are just weird

  • @Themasterofchief1
    @Themasterofchief1 Рік тому +2198

    I'll never understand why every company thinks that every game has to be open world.

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 Рік тому +167

      Back when open world was still innovative, I'm guessing the success of titles like TES: Oblivion, Skyrim, fallout 3, etc... had a huge impact on the industry.
      Then look at the ungodly hype surrounding Fallout 4 in 2015. You'd be an idiotic marketeer if you didn't at least try to capitalize off of trends.
      Unfortunately, that means a more severe lack of creativity. As if tight, detailed, attention-demanding level design is somehow less satisfying to play than a boring sandbox with nothing interesting happening anywhere other than the same random encounters over and over again at unrealistic rates.

    • @TBkite
      @TBkite Рік тому +104

      “Well we decided to make it open world bc open world games sell really well” basically

    • @ShaydFrosT
      @ShaydFrosT Рік тому +136

      It's actually more of an open zone type game

    • @Mr_G_s_Route_66
      @Mr_G_s_Route_66 Рік тому +19

      @@RedFloyd469 But back then the open world's where more then only innovative, they where actually handcrafted worlds (like Morrowind) bringing an impression of what the developer had in mind, an 'atmosphere.'
      And sometimes you like the atmosphere it portrays or sometimes you don't. (it isn't your style)
      But it's better then open world games nowadays, where they essentially take a big map, a playground, and fill it with objects so it's hidden that it's only skin deep.

    • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
      @dearthofdoohickeys4703 Рік тому

      @@davedavidson8892 open-zone actually. We’re just to dumb the beat the tutorial planet.

  • @Croakin
    @Croakin Рік тому +66

    Dunkey attacking Asmongold unprovoked is too good 😂

  • @drinkwoter
    @drinkwoter Рік тому +7

    I am more excited every year for dunkeys e3 than actual e3

  • @eternalkick
    @eternalkick Рік тому +708

    Absolutely love this time of year. This is Dunkey at his best. Ripping into the gaming industry, no matter how big, or how small

    • @TheGlenn8
      @TheGlenn8 Рік тому +25

      Wait for him to be critical of Nintendo then we'll talk.
      Fucking smash Bros is still 70 bucks on the switch store like it just came out 3 months ago or something. And meanwhile Nintendo is still making it impossible for their most dedicated fans to mod and archive their nearly 30 year old titles.

    • @sage5871
      @sage5871 Рік тому +46

      @@TheGlenn8 This is all stuff Dunkey has talked about previously. He has acknowledged that Nintendo as a company is incredibly incompetent and the only thing keeping them in the industry is how good their games are.

    • @christpierre
      @christpierre Рік тому +20

      @@TheGlenn8 Nintendo has been a horrible company since the 70s, always lawsuit-happy and doing the most to take advantage of the customer

    • @PomadaGaming
      @PomadaGaming Рік тому +1

      EXACTLY. Exactly

    • @sptflcrw8583
      @sptflcrw8583 Рік тому

      @@TheGlenn8 he does?

  • @eguy8387
    @eguy8387 Рік тому +1149

    That joke about Square being so creative they have a studio called Creative Unit III was a master piece! Thank you Dunkey

    • @MuskuriMugen
      @MuskuriMugen Рік тому +16

      Except for the fact that division existed since FF XI and they are the ones behind FF XI, XIV and XVI. And XIV is consider one the best games ever, not MMORPGs, not RPGs, games in general.

    • @solidpandacka5544
      @solidpandacka5544 Рік тому +45

      @@MuskuriMugen I personally consider Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day as one of the best games ever, not MMORPGs, not RPGs, games in general.

    • @munmunyee
      @munmunyee Рік тому +17

      @@solidpandacka5544 I personally consider Bookworm Adventures Deluxe as one of the best games ever, not MMORPGS, not RPGs, games in general.

    • @MuskuriMugen
      @MuskuriMugen Рік тому +2

      Don't care, didn't ask. 👍

    • @MasqueofFlesh
      @MasqueofFlesh Рік тому +1

      *It was a funny line but* I 😂🤣☠️ when he said "this is like when gex played supa Mario 2 at Obama's house. . . baaabyyy"

  • @JDLaney-zk4wb
    @JDLaney-zk4wb Місяць тому +3

    Oh no, someone better tell Dunk that Animal Well is already being made. He’s gonna be so upset.

  • @PickSurprise
    @PickSurprise Рік тому +5

    Hey Jason, just though you'd like to know kitty0706, (who died of leukemia) played Alan wake. He was also a fan of yours as your video was one of the last he publicly liked. You can still see it on his channel.

  • @ethanhenderson3942
    @ethanhenderson3942 Рік тому +2091

    Another incredible year for the gaming. Lots of original ideas, never felt like I've played any of these before. That is to say that there is a grand total of 2 games im kinda looking forward to releasing in the next 12 months, 1 AAA title and 1 indie. Very exciting time!

    • @Xerrand
      @Xerrand Рік тому +4

      What are the two games?

    • @StacoOrikoro
      @StacoOrikoro Рік тому +144

      hollow knight silksong

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 Рік тому +2

      @@Xerrand mine is only sf6, re4 remake and the dead space successor other than them there's nothing else

    • @ajax3807
      @ajax3807 Рік тому +45

      Probably Hollow Knight Silksong/Cuphead and God of War/RE4 Remake.

    • @iwontbesilenced2321
      @iwontbesilenced2321 Рік тому +3

      I'm only excited for re4 remake tbh

  • @tatemcconnell6827
    @tatemcconnell6827 Рік тому +762

    I not only played Alan Wake on release, I bought the collectors edition. I liked it so much I was Alan Wake for Halloween. No one at my school, or even in my circle of friends had any idea what I was.

  • @RidentGaming
    @RidentGaming Рік тому +3

    this video was the nail in the coffin

  • @bupkis72
    @bupkis72 Рік тому

    3:40 "Uh the uh and the uh... gas..." beautiful editing as always Dunkey

  • @dareon8677
    @dareon8677 Рік тому +546

    When Regi came out and announced Bowser's Big Burrito: The Game, at that point i knew that Dunkey was going to be the first person to beat that game.

    • @arbiter-
      @arbiter- Рік тому +9

      regie died 50 years ago. let it go son

    • @adaddylicious1748
      @adaddylicious1748 Рік тому +1

      @@arbiter- What wuld yu do ?

    • @anonymoususer638
      @anonymoususer638 Рік тому +1

      The best part was when he said "Its Regin' Time"

    • @ivanlovrinovic748
      @ivanlovrinovic748 Рік тому +4

      This is clearly misinformation as the Super Mario Maker level that you are referring to (of which Dunkey is the world record holder, of course) is called Bowsers Big BEAN Burrito. Please get your facts straight before posting again or I will be forced to contact the appropriate authorities.

    • @dareon8677
      @dareon8677 Рік тому

      @@ivanlovrinovic748 Nice argument, unfortunately you are nitpicking and biased

  • @PennTankerGuy
    @PennTankerGuy Рік тому +265

    I'm surprised Dunkey didn't point out the parallels between "Over 1000 planets" in Starfield and "It's our biggest game yet" in 76.

    • @miceshooter
      @miceshooter Рік тому +27

      This game better have 16 times the detail or I’m gonna be disappointed

    • @sergeantworteltjes4510
      @sergeantworteltjes4510 Рік тому +10

      Prob becuase that joke has been made more times than that no mans sky has as worlds.

    • @Y0UT0PIA
      @Y0UT0PIA Рік тому

      Whatever helps them avoid actually having to actually play vidýagames, right?

  • @nandoboiii5215
    @nandoboiii5215 Рік тому +4

    Dunkey is crowcbat with commentary

  • @tomrabbani
    @tomrabbani Рік тому +8

    E3 2022 was almost as boring as drunk billiards at Sylvester Stallone's house.

    • @davestier6247
      @davestier6247 Рік тому

      So worse than your yt comment. Got it

    • @tomrabbani
      @tomrabbani Рік тому +1

      @@davestier6247 thanks for your contribution

  • @italian504
    @italian504 Рік тому +85

    *announces 4 different ff7 games*
    "Which one is the one with Sephiroth?"
    Probably the most real joke ever.

  • @martiandracula7771
    @martiandracula7771 Рік тому +263

    After many years Dunkey, I have finally found you.
    It is I, the long-forgotten THIRD Alan Wake player.
    And I have come for my revenge.

    • @JonathanAuburn
      @JonathanAuburn Рік тому +15

      HERE WE GO AGAIN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN the FOURTH annual Money Match for ALL DA MONEY!!! Here we go ladies and gentlemen!

    • @paulj6805
      @paulj6805 Рік тому +9

      My god... THE LEGENDS WERE TRUE!

    • @Berstalin
      @Berstalin Рік тому +5

      4th Alan wake player. Really liked that game.

    • @jayneubert
      @jayneubert Рік тому +5

      @@Berstalin 5th Alan Wake player here. Not sure it needs a sequel.

    • @LifeisPain6969
      @LifeisPain6969 Рік тому +5

      You’re all lying. Only 2 people have played Alan Wake

  • @isaiah1733
    @isaiah1733 Рік тому +2

    i love platform games
    *proceeds to name only one*

  • @fanfictionr2466
    @fanfictionr2466 Рік тому +5

    dunkey i love you. you're the only youtuber that continues to make me laugh.

  • @THEisaacG
    @THEisaacG Рік тому +786

    100% spot on with Starfield. I'll believe it when I see it.

    • @madaranotsoanonymousnowuch1539
      @madaranotsoanonymousnowuch1539 Рік тому +49

      I really really want the game to succeed, clearly Todd is extremely passionate about this and Bethesda is really trying to make something special here, but.......................................................I don't trust Bethesda one bit

    • @TheJzsteven
      @TheJzsteven Рік тому +77

      Todd Howard talking about a game on stage is the telltale sign of incoming garbage

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 Рік тому +33

      @@skandosh9025 The fallout 4 quest system was poorly designed, uninspired, and completely lacking in memorable content.
      Fallout new vegas was the high point of the series, exactly because of the strong writing of characters, quest design, world design and the story/lore.
      Bethesda lacks all of those things. I'm not even talking about the absolute disaster that was and still is Fallout 76. From everything shown during the showcase, Starfield is just 2015 fallout 4 in space, with randomly generated worlds that are completely uninteresting, completely bland and void of meaningful interactions. It's no man's sky but with crappy robotic facial animations and a quest system designed by an idiot that quite literally openly said he believes quests and stories should be simplistic action->reward systems with no meaningful content behind it whatsoever.
      Bethesda is dead, creativity-wise. Don't hold your breath. I know we're beating the rotten skeletal remains of a dead horse at this point, but I simply don't see why anybody would ever be excited about anything they release post 2011 (Skyrim was just as mediocre as fallout 4, but at least that game still had the benefit of the doubt at this point.)

    • @house_cocoon
      @house_cocoon Рік тому +36

      @@RedFloyd469 funniest part is that New Vegas isn't even a Bethesda game, it was made by Obsidian. The bethesda game that I consider to have some of the best quests would probably be Oblivion or maybe Morrowind, but I'm a huge elder scrolls nerd so that may just be my opinion.

    • @xaby996
      @xaby996 Рік тому +8

      @@house_cocoon no u are right. Morrowind/oblivion was peak

  • @magetsalive5162
    @magetsalive5162 Рік тому +221

    "Oh no... I'm actually going to play this."
    When you realize something has gone horribly wrong in your life, and yet you are powerless to stop it.

  • @fabiofabiobio
    @fabiofabiobio Рік тому +3

    I've been playing so many platformers every day for years while trapped inside the 100 Thieves Cash App Compound Totino's Fortnite Training Room, where I toil day and night creating Twitch content while Gen Z devils ironically poke me with pitchforks and stuff me full of Red Bull and pizza rolls. Some of my favorite platformers include, uhhhh.................. Gamecube?

  • @techienate
    @techienate Рік тому +1

    this might be the funniest video game related video on UA-cam