“Now because I don’t sleep...” and “I’ve been around for a very long time...the Tudors thought I was immensely modern” I think that’s all the proof we need. Vampire Lord Maclean here to mesmerize us all with his cosmetic sorcery
bye bye every time I watch him I fall asleep. Last I remember he was contouring then I woke up at 17:00. I was like damnit lol. He literally knocks me out.
Favorite John phrases from this video 1. "Uncouth" 2. "Pulls" or "pools" 3. "Quite stiff and hard" 4. "Quite simply" 5. "First of all" 6. "Massage" 7. "Seamlessness" 8. "Level with one another" 9. "Estimating" 10. "I don't sleep" 11. "Very frightfully dab it"
Your vocabulary is unlike any other makeup influencer on UA-cam. You sound more educated and use terms other than just “pigmented” like most A-list makeup gurus on UA-cam
@@apseudonym and that's probably because their prime minister and government actually value education and see the importance of funding public education unlike the US.
@@apseudonym isn't it sad that highways, most infrastructures, hospitals and hydroelectric dams (aka the greatest invention of modern day humans) are funded by us, the taxpayers (aka socialism) but once they put education in that same category 'socialism' becomes a bad word?? people are as scared of socialism as they are scared of communism like they're the same thing 🙄 and fail to realize how much socialism we already have in the US. oh and the fact that most of the people that complain about socialism are quite a bit older and I'm sure they are loving their social security checks!! something i highly doubt anyone born after 1980 will ever see!!! ugh now I'm all worked up 😂
Oh Lord... The humour transpiring from this video is off the charts. Absolutely hysterical but in a twisted composed way, seriously made me laugh so hard 😂
I steadfastly aspired to cogitate that in fact John does Reed our comments when he is not not sleeping. It gives me great pleasure to imagine John think enough of us 2 take a look at the comments because and some case as in mine that is all we have. But that is more than enough because if we have that we also have Lord John.
I don't understand why john doesn't have a lot more subscribers. He is a very great you tuber and makeup artist. A lot more people need to discover him. I absolutely adore watching him.
Probably because he doesn't trend chase and there's not a huge variety to his looks. But I prefer this to millions of girlies screeching "I got it" and hold whatever the trend product of the week is into the camera. It gets real old
Why do you insist on calling your lips misshapen?! They are elegant with just a hint of naughty humor. They are a perfect portrait of you in your vids: elegance, with some subtle humor unexpectedly interjected.
Naomi PR if you are lulled into a relaxed mood (due to his seamlessly buttery voice), you almost miss these subtle hilarities John adds in. I often find myself going back thinking: wait, wut?!?! I love his sense of humor.
I stumbled on your channel a few weeks ago and I'm literally enchanted: you're such an ethereal person, yet with your feet on the ground and in peace with everything sorrounding you and that's why it seems as if you were talking directly to every single soul of ours and I cannot help smiling whilst listening to you. May your biggest dreams come true and may the strength to pursue them be always within you! Thanks for sharing yourself with us! Lots of love from Italy
As an absolute novice when it comes to make-up and what works for my face, you have no idea how thrilled I was when you used liner and chapstick!! I’ve done that for years! So happy to share that trick with you!
I have said it before and I shall say it again. The Dark Lord Maclean has the very best of people in his comments. All positivity and Love, as the way it should be. We Love you Lord Maclean. Xoxo
I’ve had a headache all day long. It still persists. This is what I need. This vid, John’s soothing voice. Him saying the word seamless. Thank you, John. Warm hug from the Caribbean.
Hi John it is fascinating how you do your brows. You should do a full brow tutorial on how to. I help women learn how to put on brows after they go through their cancer treatments. A video like this would be very helpful - love all your techniques.
Your voice is so calm and soothing and I really enjoy listening to you. I'm not even into make up that much, but you could just read the ingredients of all the products you use and I would enjoy listening to it, haha.
John, have you ever put thought into producing your own brush collection? Your vast knowledge of natural and synthetic brushes places you in a wonderful position to create your own line.
I really enjoy your videos. They are so insightful and your beautiful use of the english language makes it even more so. You have definitely set the standard for beauty videos that I have yet to see any beauty guru has to surpass. Keep it going John, we love yo so muuuuch! x
Very insightful and knowledgeable for such a young being. I myself happen to be 42,000 years old and have preferred this as my everyday look as well. I do embrace your message of refinement as I find it elegant and enchanting. Blessed be...
Well, try being 'Timeless'! It's a non stop round of, well, absolutely everything really. I do get a little fatigued every 10,000 years or so - and I do find I definitely need more eye cream these days!! X
So far he was being so subtle with the jokes about his supposed immortality until now. 😂. Love the refinement of his tutorials they really help me to get a better idea of what I want to achieve when I have to go to work or special occasions
Sam true but I thought he’d take it as oh she didn’t fall asleep because I was boring but because I have a soothing voice 😂 (idk I could’ve worded it better)
I love watching you...you have such a unique grace and ethereal way about you. Even if I may not do the actual looks, your manner and personality is so calming ....and a bit tounge and cheek! LOVE YOU!
Thank you so much. You are so beautiful. I just love to watch your videos and to hear you speak so eloquently. This is exactly how I prep my face for work. I dislike heavy makeup. I prefer very light liquid makeup that colour corrects my skin. I’m horrible with shadows so I prime my eyelids and apply a light shimmer shadow and mascara. I use the chapstick with liner or I go for hard candy gloss alone. I just started using Elf’s baked highlighter and I dab a small amount on my cheeks. No blush. I have perfect eyebrows and all I do is comb them. Thanks for your tips!
What I wouldn’t give to come to John’s meet/greet in England! I’m in the US. But if it were possible, I’d do it in a heartbeat! It’s the ONLY person I’ve EVER felt I wanted to meet personally (besides Emily Noel).
I finally realized who John reminded me of - Alice from the "Madness returns". Oh god, not only they have similar facial features, but she even speaks in that elegant 1800's manner.
I picture a stylish (not typical) black sweatshirt - HOUSE OF MACLEAN on the front - GOT FILUM ? - on the back!! Anybody else want him to read Poe - or read anything for that matter! Thank you John for sharing your beautiful art!
Honestly? please do story time in the future. i am sure you got fascinating stories to share and listening to your voice , would fix everyone's day. Much Love.
We need more of McLean! His whole face expression lights up when he slips into story telling , little snippets between his tutorials. I want more of it :D
I've literally JUST discovered you, and as much as I love makeup I don't tend to watch beauty videos...but in this case I just can't switch off, you are a graceful GEM and your voice is utterly hypnotic...the way you speak is so beautiful and your face and bone structure is just unreal... I'M IN MAKEUP LOVE
“Now because I don’t sleep...” and “I’ve been around for a very long time...the Tudors thought I was immensely modern” I think that’s all the proof we need. Vampire Lord Maclean here to mesmerize us all with his cosmetic sorcery
He's not a vampire. He's a Taltos!
“I am unable to forgive her (Queen Elizabeth I) for getting me addicted to sugar”
~John Maclean
@@GullibleTarget Do you know where I can sign up to join his coven?
John is one person I would not at all be surprised to discover was immortal
Hahahhaha my good yea its a beautyfull vampire. !!!
But he is.
duh its a year old comment, it might have an expiration date
Hes already immortal
@@dinozaurpickupline4221 unlike Lord MacClean, of course lol
*no hair shall comprehend the will of Maclean*
Mood
Biigggg mood
that part is very very vampire !!!
HAHAHA YES MACLEAN
Scary
This guy needs to do bedtime stories on UA-cam as a side gig, he'd make a killing in ad rev.
bye bye seriously!! i hope he sees your comment and does it 😭
bye bye That’s very smart! I never thought about the ad revenue when I fall asleep to CTFDN every night 😆
bye bye such a sweet soothing voice. Especially with the soft sultry sound of seamlessness 😍😍
bye bye every time I watch him I fall asleep. Last I remember he was contouring then I woke up at 17:00. I was like damnit lol. He literally knocks me out.
Siri voice also. Oooo, navigation too
If teachers at universities spoke like him my ass would be up every day at 7am and run to lecture. no compromises.
Omg same i would attend class every single day if i had a teacher like john 😣
Saaaaaame!!!!!!
I love how your naturally funny but in a mature way
Jarolyn Pierce it definitely more British humor
I want to like this comment but I won’t. 666 can’t be ruined 🤣
"YOU'RE". GRAMMAR HONEY.
@@isaacvieras1205 frrr
He’s very clever
As a female who really has no idea how to properly apply makeup, your tutorials are as illuminating as they are hypnotising. Thank you.
“I’m quite red - I look like a piece of flesh you might see at the ‘bootcher’.”
....omg. This filum just gets better & better!! 😂😂😂
Allyson Sixx Costello when did he say that (as in time)
8:06 ^^
is it just me and being just waking up, or did he say 'flims' this time? and did it kind of look intentional? X'DD
Simple, stunning, sacrosanct, *SEAMLESS*
“Elizabeth the first who was a frenemy of mine,” 😭😭😂😂
He got me there.
Favorite John phrases from this video
1. "Uncouth"
2. "Pulls" or "pools"
3. "Quite stiff and hard"
4. "Quite simply"
5. "First of all"
6. "Massage"
7. "Seamlessness"
8. "Level with one another"
9. "Estimating"
10. "I don't sleep"
11. "Very frightfully dab it"
Jessica Brandenburg i relate with “i dont sleep” on a spiritual level
Jessica Brandenburg. Film (in his accent)
I forgot to add "whack it on"
Don't forget "stiple"!!!
Jessica Brandenburg “first of all, I just WACK it on there”
Your vocabulary is unlike any other makeup influencer on UA-cam. You sound more educated and use terms other than just “pigmented” like most A-list makeup gurus on UA-cam
that's because british people receive a higher standard of education than their american counterparts
@@apseudonym and that's probably because their prime minister and government actually value education and see the importance of funding public education unlike the US.
now now now, lets be nice and not shade Laura Lee ;)
Brenna Gilbertson for real sis, any type of public spending in the US is 'socialism', smh
@@apseudonym isn't it sad that highways, most infrastructures, hospitals and hydroelectric dams (aka the greatest invention of modern day humans) are funded by us, the taxpayers (aka socialism) but once they put education in that same category 'socialism' becomes a bad word?? people are as scared of socialism as they are scared of communism like they're the same thing 🙄 and fail to realize how much socialism we already have in the US. oh and the fact that most of the people that complain about socialism are quite a bit older and I'm sure they are loving their social security checks!! something i highly doubt anyone born after 1980 will ever see!!! ugh now I'm all worked up 😂
Elizabeth the first I'm crying
so is this a boy or a girl ?
it'sMe TheHerpes 14:26
it'sMe TheHerpes John is a man
it'sMe TheHerpes You’re a cringe worthy human my friend. That’s all I have to say.
Wow, what a fitting username you have herpes lady. Please see yourself out.
“Filum”
“Ensuring S E A M L E S S N E S S”
“Very frightfully D A B I T”
I love you
watty watties the way he says SEAMLESSNESS so soothing
"ever so slightly"
Yes i love the filem...hes like a breath of fresh air after witnessing some these me me ME toobers
For anyone who is not feeling well, feel better soon. I suggest a Lord Maclean marathon. I am going to watch this one at least one more time. TGIF.
D R-K, yes, Maclean marathons are an excellent remedy for melancholy, existential dread, and fear of death. He puts joy in the now. 💗
I totally agree 😊
yeah exactly! just had my surgery and now I'm watching this to heal the wound inside me 🙂
yessss I’m so hungover and Lord Maclean is the only thing making me feel better
Agreed! My grandma's funeral was 2 days ago and my spouse went into the hospital yesterday for over dosing and John is making me calm
Ever so slightly ❤️
damn I read it just as he said it lol
Your sense of humor and wit are priceless, matched only by your skillful hand and talent. Seamless.
Oh Lord... The humour transpiring from this video is off the charts. Absolutely hysterical but in a twisted composed way, seriously made me laugh so hard 😂
purplechicken it’s the deadpan delivery... absolutely seamless
Yeah you're right! You are dead right. It is the delivery. I've been trying to figure it out. It's the deadpan delivery!
My favorite immortal makeup artist by far!
lol
“to ensure seamlessness”
The enhanced dramatization of John’s words we’ve come to love tells me he’s reading our comments. The anecdotes are fantastic.
Heather Elzinga especially "seamlessness" 😂
Cat C he seems to be having some fun with us. Love his personality.
I steadfastly aspired to cogitate that in fact John does Reed our comments when he is not not sleeping. It gives me great pleasure to imagine John think enough of us 2 take a look at the comments because and some case as in mine that is all we have. But that is more than enough because if we have that we also have Lord John.
Heather Elzinga He totally does! He’s getting better and better every time! Lol 😂
He's such an incredible entity. He has such an incredible sense of humor and personality and is quite possibly my favorite being on the internet. 😍
I don't understand why john doesn't have a lot more subscribers. He is a very great you tuber and makeup artist. A lot more people need to discover him. I absolutely adore watching him.
Probably because he doesn't trend chase and there's not a huge variety to his looks. But I prefer this to millions of girlies screeching "I got it" and hold whatever the trend product of the week is into the camera. It gets real old
Now I can ever so slightly move seamlessly into the weekend. Thank you John!
I love the fair, raven-haired Celtic representation!! You (and your work) are gorgeous!!
Why do you insist on calling your lips misshapen?! They are elegant with just a hint of naughty humor.
They are a perfect portrait of you in your vids: elegance, with some subtle humor unexpectedly interjected.
I read that in Johns voice lol
- except then it would say “filums” 😉
Yes, I don’t understand that either. His lips are lovely.
“I know this makes the most uncouth noise.”
ROTFLMFAO!!! F’g classic! I love it! I let out a huge belly laugh!!!! 💚💚💚
you should consider calling your makeup brand "SEAMLESSNESS". Love your videos John.
I can never get enough John MacLean.
Likewise 😘😘😘
"now, because I don't sleep..." 😂⚰️🗿
Naomi PR if you are lulled into a relaxed mood (due to his seamlessly buttery voice), you almost miss these subtle hilarities John adds in. I often find myself going back thinking: wait, wut?!?!
I love his sense of humor.
The Most Posh Vampire I ever gazed upon 😍
I stumbled on your channel a few weeks ago and I'm literally enchanted: you're such an ethereal person, yet with your feet on the ground and in peace with everything sorrounding you and that's why it seems as if you were talking directly to every single soul of ours and I cannot help smiling whilst listening to you. May your biggest dreams come true and may the strength to pursue them be always within you! Thanks for sharing yourself with us! Lots of love from Italy
Am I the only one who sometimes listens to John to calm down for sleep?? I find his voice so soothing.
Watching John relaxes my mind and helps me with my anxiety and Chronic pain.
Kati Murray me too
Seriously his voice helps me sooo so much
I think I have seen every filum but put my headphones on and let him talk tome ever do slightly and I fall asleep. Love him.
I would love to see more Q&A's, storytelling, other types of reviews. John is so interesting.
ur like the wise fairy gothmother i never knew i needed 🖤
I love your sense of humor and your smile.
On a Charles Fox 836392529462915293836385 brush
JessieTopia oh lord thats what i always imagine!
Hahaha 😂
JessieTopia 😂
😂😂😂
John your eyes are absolutely stunning. I just love your art and your craft!
I will now always "very frightfully" dab my products.
Angela Clark I Loved that part! Hilarious 😂
John is so articulate and his pronunciation of words is so good that auto generated captions are actually fully accurate in his videos
23,999 years old and still likes his skin to appear youthful. 😁👱✨
Oh dear John, I love your sense of humor!
"Now, because I don't sleep...." Ohh, a much needed laugh. Thank you.
The Crafting Muse he tossed that in ever so seamlessly
barbara collins lmao
As an absolute novice when it comes to make-up and what works for my face, you have no idea how thrilled I was when you used liner and chapstick!! I’ve done that for years! So happy to share that trick with you!
I have said it before and I shall say it again. The Dark Lord Maclean has the very best of people in his comments. All positivity and Love, as the way it should be. We Love you Lord Maclean. Xoxo
Alexandra Mazaka I agree. I always start the film, but I find I get caught up in the comments cos they're so lovely and have to restart the video 😂😂
Yasmin Kovacs I do the same!
Totally agree! So nice to read feel good comments 😍
Dublin Lesbian Line I will watch his full video then go back and read all the comments. Xoxo
I agree it is quite refreshing and almost shocking how the people commenting seem so astute and refined and eloquent.
I respect this guy so much. He has all my respect.
I can't even afford to wear makeup right now as a broke college kid but, I want to achieve....
*SEAMLESSNESS*
Supreme Galaxy I just about died laughing at this😂
Becca Poole 😂😂😂
That should be in cursive 😂😂😂
I’m right there with you. XD You’re hilarious too.
Isn't it amazing how skin comes in so many shades and textures? I just love it!
I’ve had a headache all day long. It still persists. This is what I need. This vid, John’s soothing voice. Him saying the word seamless.
Thank you, John. Warm hug from the Caribbean.
Anna K feel better soon, dear
Alexis thank you 😘
It did subside after about a day and a half.
I love it when you tell stories of your life during other centuries. Times may change, but John Maclean stays constant. Consistent. And seamless.
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Hi John it is fascinating how you do your brows. You should do a full brow tutorial on how to. I help women learn how to put on brows after they go through their cancer treatments. A video like this would be very helpful - love all your techniques.
I am so OBSESSED with John's sense of humor!
ya boi me too, and it's so funny how some people don't get it and make Strange's comments!
Your voice is so soothing! It reminds me of the narrator's on the Chanel videos, I so enjoy watching the Chanel videos as well
I am LIVIIIIIING for the Tudors mini storytime lol. L E G E N D.
Pero madre mía Mimi qué haces aquí xD
Another stylish and polished filum. Thank you John xx
You could do tutorials on pretty much anything and I would watch every single one. Your aesthetic is impeccable.
Your films are literal therapy for me. Your voice is very soothing.
Sat here feeling blue, split up with my boyfriend & up pops a filum from John. Seamlessness ❤️
Your voice is so calm and soothing and I really enjoy listening to you. I'm not even into make up that much, but you could just read the ingredients of all the products you use and I would enjoy listening to it, haha.
John, have you ever put thought into producing your own brush collection? Your vast knowledge of natural and synthetic brushes places you in a wonderful position to create your own line.
I really enjoy your videos. They are so insightful and your beautiful use of the english language makes it even more so. You have definitely set the standard for beauty videos that I have yet to see any beauty guru has to surpass. Keep it going John, we love yo so muuuuch! x
Very insightful and knowledgeable for such a young being. I myself happen to be 42,000 years old and have preferred this as my everyday look as well. I do embrace your message of refinement as I find it elegant and enchanting. Blessed be...
Dawn Depictions I am aged 37,000 years. I feel I have so much more refinement ahead of me. 🧛🏻♀️✨🖤
Well, try being 'Timeless'! It's a non stop round of, well, absolutely everything really. I do get a little fatigued every 10,000 years or so - and I do find I definitely need more eye cream these days!! X
SEAMLESSNESS... who thinks the Lord shall bring out merchandise with this?!
Given John's aesthetic, how about a long black cloak? 😉
I don't think he's the type of person who'd make merchandise.
EXIDstealsmywigeveryday UwU I thought the same thing 😂
I just cannot envision John with facial hair at all.
I'm convinced he's a vampire lol and then when he started talking about the Tudors I was like "IT'S CONFIRMED!!" 😱😂
Jade Lee xD
8:06 “ My face is slightly red, certainly in the center part of my face. I look like some sort of flesh that you might see at the butcher. “
LMAO
Please make a video of your hair, I've always been curious!!
1:52 🤣 sometimes i believe he could hypnotize me when he stares like that! 😮
Truly mesmerizing. His voice, techniques and movements are hypnotic.
I love watching your films I learn so much about makeup whilst enjoying your charm and wit.
I have found this filum quite interesting, helpful and beneficial.
So far he was being so subtle with the jokes about his supposed immortality until now. 😂. Love the refinement of his tutorials they really help me to get a better idea of what I want to achieve when I have to go to work or special occasions
“Glow greater than the gods” lmbo. I love you John. I can watch your videos and listen to you talk all day long.
thesrspartans I’ve heard him say this before. I love it and love him. ;-)
Watching your videos always, ensuring seamlessness, for the rest of my day. Happy Weekend Lord McLean.
Please do the hair removal video! Being a Latina myself, my genetics have doomed me with a slightly fuzzy face. I don't appreciate it in the least.
I can’t be the only person who watches John’s videos to fall asleep 🤔 or am I 😂
Darcy Kni lol hope
Idk if thats a compliment or not.. 😂
Sam I mean I’d take it as a compliment if someone told me I had a soothing voice 😂😂
Darcy Kni telling someone they have a soothing voice is different than telling them "I fall asleep to your videos” 😂
Sam true but I thought he’d take it as oh she didn’t fall asleep because I was boring but because I have a soothing voice 😂 (idk I could’ve worded it better)
Found your channel through furniture restoration, now im more interested in makeup! Absolute star John, a unique and inspiring person.
I love watching you...you have such a unique grace and ethereal way about you. Even if I may not do the actual looks, your manner and personality is so calming ....and a bit tounge and cheek! LOVE YOU!
This is my favorite sense of humor!! :D
Your wit talking about the tudors has me laughing, I enjoy your videos John
Thank you so much. You are so beautiful. I just love to watch your videos and to hear you speak so eloquently. This is exactly how I prep my face for work. I dislike heavy makeup. I prefer very light liquid makeup that colour corrects my skin. I’m horrible with shadows so I prime my eyelids and apply a light shimmer shadow and mascara. I use the chapstick with liner or I go for hard candy gloss alone. I just started using Elf’s baked highlighter and I dab a small amount on my cheeks. No blush. I have perfect eyebrows and all I do is comb them. Thanks for your tips!
John your humour and beautiful personality are a true diamond in the rough of the UA-cam mantle
If I ever get the opportunity to go to London, your master class would be number one on my list!
Damn Elizabeth and those damn candied violets!
Yass to hair removal tutorial.
Every time "Ensure Seamlessness" is said I melt....
I am a country boy from America. Your enunciation and proper use of words is an inspiration Thank you for sharing this
I am absolutely obsessed with you john, you are brilliant
What I wouldn’t give to come to John’s meet/greet in England! I’m in the US. But if it were possible, I’d do it in a heartbeat! It’s the ONLY person I’ve EVER felt I wanted to meet personally (besides Emily Noel).
Allyson Sixx Costello I feel yaa...☺
John, watching your filims almost makes me weep. you are just ... divinely lovely.
I finally realized who John reminded me of - Alice from the "Madness returns". Oh god, not only they have similar facial features, but she even speaks in that elegant 1800's manner.
John, my dear, I love you! What do the kids say..... I'm fan girling.
"No hair shall comprehend the will of Maclean." I expired. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Finally the time has come to relieve some stress! Ive been soo sick but this i KNOW will relax me 🤧🤕😷🤗
I picture a stylish (not typical) black sweatshirt - HOUSE OF MACLEAN on the front - GOT FILUM ? - on the back!! Anybody else want him to read Poe - or read anything for that matter! Thank you John for sharing your beautiful art!
This beautiful, simple look is why I love your videos. A better me, not an Instagram me.
I'm thrilled with the prospect of a meet and greet here in London! I cannot wait!
Honestly? please do story time in the future. i am sure you got fascinating stories to share and listening to your voice , would fix everyone's day. Much Love.
Angela Von Tokyo Yes!!!
We need more of McLean! His whole face expression lights up when he slips into story telling , little snippets between his tutorials. I want more of it :D
I've literally JUST discovered you, and as much as I love makeup I don't tend to watch beauty videos...but in this case I just can't switch off, you are a graceful GEM and your voice is utterly hypnotic...the way you speak is so beautiful and your face and bone structure is just unreal...
I'M IN MAKEUP LOVE