Me: its just a cough Mom: its just a cough Nurse: its just a cough Doctor: its just a cough Google: you have stage 4 cancer Bing: *I DiAgNoSe YoU WiTh DeAd*
Update: I had NO CLUE that this little detail was actually part of the SCP canon? But now I do! This makes me so happy for some reason, he's just in there eating these fuckin lunchables and I love it
Yes, they are very friendly. And I had no knowing of their affiliation as to being another anomaly. I was not amused. But, as I had said, they are friendly.
@@mistyerrors3121 the Halo array the death Star red matter the flood the t-virus the g virus is a blackwing virus all the things that can kill an SCP oh wait a Terminator
It's interesting that this is actually a really accurate portrayal of SCP-049. It mentions in the notes on his file that when not in his "aggressive state", he's a really reasonable guy, talking with researchers, sharing experiments, and all-around acting like an upstanding man of science. If a human were to ever get offered to him, minus the ASMR and a lack of accent (which has no particular origin) this is probably how they'd get treated.
“My man I’m being honest they just pushed me in here saying something like... ‘we’ll give you some sushi’ dude I have a seafood allergy I can’t even have sushi I’m pretty much the opposite of willing here”
049: You have willingly volunteered to be my first human specimen, is that correct? Me: That is correct, sir. I am here to get cut up by a 200 year old bird doctor.
Scp-049: *Writing in his Notebook* Me: *Thinking he’s writing all this complicated crap* What he is actually writing: *I am pretending to write something.*
@@BrosephStalin1914 according to his own account, if I'm not mistaken, he has always existed. Always. He simply liked the figure of the plague doctor due to it's association with horrendous world-wide diseases, like what he deems the pestilence to be.
Imagine if your going into surgery and your doctor knows your like the SCP foundation and so he walks in wearing that and tells you “once..you have awoken...you shall be cured of your..pestilence”
I love how he sounds both detached (like a normal doctor) and caring at the same time, it's a weird combination. You can see how he seems to try and put the patient before his work, especially when he offers crackers.
SCP-049 is so nice, he doesn't like causing undue pain, he takes great care in calming his patients down and making them feel better before he cuts them open and does his experiments. If I had to die by SCP I'd pick him to do it lol
@@calebpeters3723 Right? I just want someone to lightly put their hands on my face Pull me gently towards them Then *SNAP my head in a sharp 90 degree angle*
School and I'm being 100% real with you is makeing me so depressed I'm starting to wish for a school shooter to either A join them or B let them put me out of my misery so I won't go to hell from killing myself
Hey man I'm in college rn and I can tell you that things aren't easy or great. If you're struggling and feeling depressed I really reccomend trying to get therapy. If you can't for whatever reason you can contact a local mental health hotline. School is hard, and the world events aren't making it easier, but just remember that so long as you're alive you can grow and change for the better, and so can life. Don't lose hope.
@@worldwidewebster6224 your words mean a lot to me, I'm in 8th grade going into freshman and I'm taking NWEA this week. It's been a stressful year and I haven't found the strength to do my missing work and raise my grades. But knowing your in college and pulling through, I know I can too even if I'm struggling. Thank you 🤍💜🤍
If you go on google earth if you look it up you can actually find the scp foundation so if we get like a million people to sign up on Facebook we could raid the foundation (they can’t stop us all)
28:55 SCP-049: Are you afraid of scalpels? Me: *staring at the dirty thing he's holding, not sure if that's bird guano or "pestilence" on there* Uuuh yeah a little, doc.
@@larchan1350 we humans as a species are retarded fucks that fear all that we don't understand so your best bet is to make it do that it seems that you have lost all that makes you qualify to be an SCP and bam
“You are… quite the perfect specimen.” Flattered, you aren’t to bad yourself 049 👍✨ (I also think SCP-049 would make a great therapist, I’m unsure why. He just seems like that kinda chill and comforting kind of person :)) )
@@RynAndRaeXenakis-sn3lx ...I can't believ- ok sir he's a pluage docter and he kills with a touch and thanks to bright we have a "no mating with scp's" rule.
Isn't the Doc actually super polite and chill though? Like he's not trying to just kill anyone and everyone. Unless you're his subject you should be fine to walk into his cell. Just be like "oops, sorry mate, wrong turn. Big fan of your work and all, but I'd rather not participate in the experiments" and then leave. 049 is there basically out of choice, he's intelligent and seems to possess sympathy and feels regret for hurting others. He's not 682, he doesn't want to kill anything that just enters his cell.
All I could focus on was the fact that he looked like a happy little bird nodding his head... BREAKING NEWS Dangerous Bird Man Looks Like Cute Baby Bird To Victim
i read this outloud in the mirror whilst heavily over annunciating and also my hair looks like a mad scientist's after staying up all night to study a quarter
This is incredibly relaxing to listen to. But I'm cackling as I skip forward ten seconds and watch as he bounces from one side of the screen to the other. It's both hilarious and adorable when thinking about it.
For some reason whenever someone who wears a plague doctor mask with a curved beak looks straight ahead at the camera it makes them look like a very derpy bird and it's hilarious
SCP-049: *rubs gloves* Me: Hey, you’re shaking a lot, I think you need sugar or something in you cause your blood sugar might be a little low- SCP-049: I’m the doctor here Me: Ok then-
I cannot stop coming back to this video I always put it on whenever I need to sleep and it helps so much, and it’s weird because no other videos out there has this same affect AND ITS BEEN LIKE THIS FOR 3 YRS NOW
Because he touched your eyelids/face and in the article it said “when skin makes direct contact with a human’s skin, the human suffers (redacted) and dies within moments.” Eye lids are skin which cover the eyes, so he touched your eye lids and you suffer something and ‘die’ but you are still somehow alive.
Okay. I have ADHD and Autism. I have a special interest and am currently hyperfixated on the SCP Foundation, SCP's and everything else surrounding them and it. This has combined my need for sleep (which is hard coz of other sensory issues and other mental illnesses) and my hyperfixation and special interest. Thank you so much for this! You are truly a lifesaver!
TL;DR for those who did not read 049's article: He's a plague doctor guy with the following properties: 1. His clothing is not actual clothing, but rather a direct growth of his body, mask and all 2. He can kill instantly with a touch to the skin 3. He emanates an aura of fear at all times so everyone is rather afraid of or on edge around him 4. His prime driving directive is to 'cure' all those he deems infected with what he calls the Pestilence The 'cured' individual does not survive his procedure. He starts by touch-killing the patient. Then he goez in and does all sorts of doo-hickey that involves intense surgery that often rearranges the innards and body parts into disoriented jumbles. Along the way he also drains out all the fluids and injects new and weirder fluids using unspecified contraptions out of his Mary Poppins bag. The result of the procedure barely resembles the poor sap who walked into it and is essentially, as one scientist put it, a walking zombie vegetable. Albiet a highly dangerous and aggressive vegetable that only seems to play nice with 049 himself. 049 says that this individual is cured, but even he admits that the cure isn't perfect yet and he's still looking for improvements here and there. Oh, and Dr. Hamm got died because he confronted 049 about his cure turning patients into dead vegetables. 049 of course was triggered hard and forcibly carried out a 'cure' procedure on Dr. Hamm. This is what 049's passing remarks about japing refer to. Finally, it seems that lavender calms 049 down for some strange reason. Addendum #1 (Because there was some stuff I missed): SCP-049 keeps a notebook that is in a code that is so badly schronouqueled that it is impossible for anyone else to decipher it. Counterproductively, he still refers SCP staff to it when they ask about the Pestilence. 049 likes to dine on crackers and salted pork. How he does this is unexplained as his mask is literally part of his face. As of yet 049 has not specified any details about what the Pestilence *is* whatsoever. When asked about symptons of Pestilence, he merely waves it off saying that it can crop up in many shapes and forms and could show up literally anywhere.
Likely, lavender would calm him down because actual plague doctors used to fill the beaks of their masks with lavender (and other assorted pungent things) to protect them from the stench of dead bodies, and from inhaling the plague themselves.
Tbh, he was chill with people, if he had victims to do tests on he was chill and even tell the results of the tests to the doctors. But now he keeps saying we have the plague and we are only cured when he kills us AND revives us as his zombie soldier.
Dude bakugo is happy that your away right now and Midoryia is kinda worried after 3 months of course don't forget the nachos Bakugo wants he almost killed me because of it😱😨😱😨
This is what pops up in your recommendations when you listen to small amounts of asmr and lots of videos on the scp foundation
UA-cam Algorithm heard you wanted to be purified to sleep.
It’s spelt plague :)
Exohunter239 thanks dude I’m really tired
So true
Oh no, did you go sentient again, oh great halloween costume?
Me: **scratches my nose**
SCP-049: *ur infected with the great die*
Lol
You've been diagnosed with dead
I scratched my nose before I saw this comment
i am infected with the great (not die) 300th liker
Me: its just a cough
Mom: its just a cough
Nurse: its just a cough
Doctor: its just a cough
Google: you have stage 4 cancer
Bing: *I DiAgNoSe YoU WiTh DeAd*
Me: Sniffs
SCP-049: _P E S T I L E N C E._
Also have an E
E
E
E
E
049: “Do not jape with me...”
Me: “Sir, I would never j-walk and vape at the same time, it’s too uncivilized.”
I W O U L D T H O
What does jape mean
@@dplyup4825
It means “a practical joke”
@@dplyup4825 jape means to mess with and jest with in an annoying manner
@@harrowingseer ooooooooo thank u💅
"Would you care for some crackers, cheese, and salted pork?" Boy's got LUNCHABLES in there
Update: I had NO CLUE that this little detail was actually part of the SCP canon? But now I do! This makes me so happy for some reason, he's just in there eating these fuckin lunchables and I love it
@@bbcarrioncrow it's canon?!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@tabithathecat IKR it's weirdly adorable!
@@bbcarrioncrow I love it
Fun fact: i was eating one of those lunchables when I looked at this
Imagine ASMR with Scp 173
Me: **Falls asleep**
Scp 173: **Snaps neck**
Whirligig **chokes on tea**
@@Contrailing holy shit, who knew 😂
@@Contrailing maybe scp-173 is just a bad chiropractor 🤔 idk
Who?
That Guy Who Comments
Love the crunch
Coronavirus: **spreads all around the world**
SCP-049: my time to shine.
LMAO SO TRUE THO
Overhaul be like
Scp 049:Don't worry guys I'll clutch up the gulag and save you all soon very soon
For Halloween ima be a plague doctor, it’s just necessary
Katie Mortensen I was thinking more like a hazmat suit
The listener is basically now an scp that is mute, shy, is able to communicate with other scp’s with no harm done to them, and afraid of others
Holy shit yeah
Holy crap that is so true
Yes, they are very friendly. And I had no knowing of their affiliation as to being another anomaly. I was not amused. But, as I had said, they are friendly.
so almost scp-999
@@lps-emily guess so but minus the fact we’re not a blob
**Chuckling**
I’m in danger
*Same*
PAHAHAHA! I GET IT! FINALLY, I GET SOMETHING!
Sorry to correct you but it’s
* chuckles*
Im in danger
LOL
@@mistyerrors3121 the Halo array the death Star red matter the flood the t-virus the g virus is a blackwing virus all the things that can kill an SCP oh wait a Terminator
Next episode:
Relaxing in the pocket dimension with the D-bois
I LIKE YOUR BOOTS
D BOYS UNITE!!!
D BOOIIIIS😂
Next episode:
Dont stop looking at peanut with relaxing neck breaking sounds
You have 99 likes so Imma give you 100
SCP-049: do not jape with me
Me: *japes*
SCP-049: *STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!*
SCP049: AND PAY WITH Y *OUR PLAGuE*
STOP! You have committed crimes against the foundation and it’s people! What say you in your defense?!
Jesse Chavez what do I say In my defense? CYKA BLYAT
The ghost of dr.Ham: ITS BEEN TOO LONG SINCE IVE SEEN A GOOD BRAWL
OK
049: Do you find dismembered hands calming?
Me: Absolutely, no doubt about it
I find them calming
@@skullfacegaro2716 oh my god..
@Animeweeber what a beautiful Duwang
@@skullfacegaro2716 HOLY SH-
@@skullfacegaro2716 Why am I not surprised 🤦♂️
*calls the foundation*
Ye, he's here, he is doing *that* thing again
😆😆😆😆😆
The ASMR or the *Other other* thing
Just let him do it, it keeps him busy. More of this means less murder.
Also I need a sleep aid.
-Dr. Alto Clef, Chief Defenestrator
you're thinking of 049-J
Hello toshinori
Alright, who released SCP-049 and gave him a microphone..
God dammit D-Classes
*points to Dr.Bright* I think he is the one who doing this...
@@RRTSMPlayz time to put that down on *THINGS DR BRIGHT ISN'T ALLOWED TO DO IN THE SCP FOUNDATION* list
Yesss
@@furociousarts Dr Bright is not aloud to use SCP-049 For UA-cam fame.
@@furociousarts I can hear SCP ILLUSTRATED already
I CAN JUST IMAGINE “So I have this” *LIP SMACKS* “jar of leeches”
I lit-rally just fucking c h o k e d
I can totally hear this coming from him
Nice
I may or may not have said that to another scp that was forced into my cell
@@lernaze871 gud
It's interesting that this is actually a really accurate portrayal of SCP-049. It mentions in the notes on his file that when not in his "aggressive state", he's a really reasonable guy, talking with researchers, sharing experiments, and all-around acting like an upstanding man of science. If a human were to ever get offered to him, minus the ASMR and a lack of accent (which has no particular origin) this is probably how they'd get treated.
scp 049 is french so he have french accent
049 : Are you afraid of needles ?
Me : *flashbacks, almost in tears* Yeah
049 : Well I'll do it when you'll be asleep
Me : You're the best, you know ?
Ikr!
I have the biggest fear. I always get nervous and sweat- I feel heat
I mean you won't feel or see it happening so
💚He's my bestie deep down in my heart💚
@@Sorry4MyOldComments same 😁
“Ah yes my first human subject”
*hesitates*
“Willing human subject”
I’m like #666. Don’t change it people.
Levquox
Dammit
Me: I dint even sign up for this
My SCP Oc named Megara: "...I mean, that's about right."
“My man I’m being honest they just pushed me in here saying something like... ‘we’ll give you some sushi’ dude I have a seafood allergy I can’t even have sushi I’m pretty much the opposite of willing here”
049: "and that's how i lost my medical licence"
Oh my god thanks for exsisting man xDDD
My friend you are a genius we need medic in a bird mask asmring SOMEONE WORK ON THIS PLZ
🤣
7:00 Huh. So that's where the skeleton went.
That medic is a spy
It's been 4 years. I still cannot. Stop. Coming. Back. To this video. I PHYSICALLY CANNOT STOP REWATCHING THIS VIDEO. It's THAT good.
next: SCP-173 neck massage
*Y E S*
Just keep your eyes closed to feel the bliss of (neck snap).....
Ayumu Aikawa [DATA EXPUNGED]
Ibrahim Rakietă AAAAAAHH SWEET JESUS NOOOOO!!!! (Dude i like my body intact.)
SCP 079 Keyboard typing sounds
SCP 096 Staring competition
SCP 939 Ear eating
Oh the list could go on
SCP-049: *touches the camera*
The camera: *powers off*
H M M M
Wait if the walls were scps scp040 by loser
How you make comment be dark
_.0._
@@yourmomcallme1837 like *this* ?
Oh you put * around the word, for example .*hi.* but without the periods
049: You have willingly volunteered to be my first human specimen, is that correct?
Me: That is correct, sir. I am here to get cut up by a 200 year old bird doctor.
Aye, same here, as long as I don’t die. I’d prefer to have permanent internal damage.
Plage* doctor
Chriscraft6190 Plague* Doctor
Yay there is a furry here hello fello fur
THE LUNAR CULT furries are gay
Scp-049: *Writing in his Notebook*
Me: *Thinking he’s writing all this complicated crap*
What he is actually writing: *I am pretending to write something.*
"The Great Dying" has the same energy as "The Big Sad"
“ And, class, here is what The Great Dying did to people.. “
“ Oh, no! It’s the big sad! “
@@SkylerGrace0506 I’m dying 🤣😂🤣🤣😂
@@jigokunohi6538 should i cure you?
It’s really funny that SCP-049 has said he doesn’t know what the Black Death is.
@@DustyHoney because people call it plauge and not many people say black death but now i know they are the same
no one:
049: sensually caresses skull of former doctor
About the doctor, meaning that the skull he was holding was Dr. Hamm..
I almost thought you said sexually.
@@anidiot4992 hmmmmmmmm 👀😳
@@anidiot4992 WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS??!
Scp-049: and what is your name?
Me: *says nothing*
Scp-049: ok great
😂😂😂
I like to say embarrassing and cringy things for all his Questions
I wish 049 would say
"Hi nothing, I'm doctor"
Hello my name is Chaka oof ca and my dad knows god-
Pfffff
049: "i will use this very clean scalpel"
sir it looks like you just tried to eat a whole plate of curry with that-
Person: so what's your favorite asmr trigger?
Me: *200 year old deadly doctor bird man rubbing skull*
*claps*ok i think you need to see a doctor because you talking crazy*pushes away from person*
I think he is more like at least 800-900 year’s old due to when the plague happened
@@BrosephStalin1914 according to his own account, if I'm not mistaken, he has always existed. Always. He simply liked the figure of the plague doctor due to it's association with horrendous world-wide diseases, like what he deems the pestilence to be.
The Human Trash can 400 years
@@lucymasters4469 yes.
high five!
*slap!*
.......
*the sound a dead body makes falling to the ground*
Cool
lol I get it
...you died
Really, this shouldn't be relaxing for people who know the SCP but it is lol
Use the ring
When you hear “I am the cure” in containment breach
*PANIC*
GRAB YOUR RIFLES KIDS WE GOT A DOCTOR TO KILL
@Hanging Munchkin he isn't, there was a termination attempt, so he can be killed
FUCK I'M CALLING THE MTFS
At the disco?
@@thesun5112 nevermind switch targets
Imagine if your going into surgery and your doctor knows your like the SCP foundation and so he walks in wearing that and tells you “once..you have awoken...you shall be cured of your..pestilence”
I am actually very relaxed by stone scraping sounds. Idk why they just sound nice.
Not gonna lie, That'd be really intimidating
*confused screaming*
@@americanboot7818 pretty much summed up what I was thinking.
. . . i probably would run
I love how he sounds both detached (like a normal doctor) and caring at the same time, it's a weird combination. You can see how he seems to try and put the patient before his work, especially when he offers crackers.
He's just trying to help cure people so he's like a regular doctor.
@@jaspoayzzz8111 Not to ruin the parade but he kills those who he believes cant be cured and turns them into horrifying undead creatures
@@arrogantdj9921 not the worst thing that happened to me
@@arrogantdj9921 Well yeah there's that too lo
@@arrogantdj9921 that's not really his fault tho, he just wants to cure people
What kind of disease do you cure?
049: *Y e s*
S l e e p disease
No disease he’s an scp
VS H r/woooosh
0:49
All of them
Me: Oh Hey Corvus how’s it-
SCP 049: *Turns around*
Me: _You’re not Corvus-_
You thought it was Corvus?
*wrong*
Its 049
*Bamboozled again*
Jinx Flames I am his substitute on his days off.
@@SCP-wp4le ....shit
SCP 049 I take it I won’t get a hug then...?
Dr. Alto Clef I’ll gladly hug you
049:”Would you like some water?”
Me: Oh sure my mouth is kinda dry from sleeping, so can I-
049: “ No? That is fine...”
Me: What the-???
Gotta make sure that the person is cured from the pestilence
His quill *Scraping*
He not *Escaping*
But most importantly...
*He in no mood for Japing*
This needs more likes-
This is fucking PERFECT
oh my god
Yeet
@@thedragonmaster5876 tee hee
Person: is japing
SCP-049: *am I a joke to you?*
imaslutformemes _
Japing?
Yes you are a joke...●u●
After he coverts he does want to help them to adapt
Dr.ham: japes
SCP-049: “If only Dr.ham listed to me”
SCP-096: Rours behind person
049: “I will not do surgery while a subject is still alive-“
Me: “Uhh.. you.. you mean awake.. right?”
049:
Me:
049: *Well yes, but actually no*
Hmm come to think of it I feel fine now I'll just go home and take a cold shower
*proceeds to touch the subject*
Thanks kermit
@@agnekubiliene3763 *unzips dick*
Yes i said it that way on purpose
* Sr. Pelo scream *
SCP-049 is so nice, he doesn't like causing undue pain, he takes great care in calming his patients down and making them feel better before he cuts them open and does his experiments. If I had to die by SCP I'd pick him to do it lol
SCP-682 insulting you softly
Holy shit yes
Whats next?
Asmr Scp 4999 offers you a cigarette (you're dying of cancer,alone)
@İrfan Eren DOĞAN I just snorted lmao
SCP-682 bathing you in fucking acid
ASMR With 001
*Implodes silently*
Me: *3AM can't sleep*
UA-cam: perhaps you're interested in a bird boi?
i sure am
Exactly
I certainly am 👀👀
Pretty much
"may I interest you in some bird boi in this trying time"
Just imagine trying to go to sleep and does “relax with SCP-173”. Me:*closes eyes*.
SCP-173: *snaps neck*
Me: nice ASMR-
Wouldn't mind getting my neck snapped rn tbh
@@calebpeters3723
Right? I just want someone to lightly put their hands on my face
Pull me gently towards them
Then *SNAP my head in a sharp 90 degree angle*
School and I'm being 100% real with you is makeing me so depressed I'm starting to wish for a school shooter to either A join them or B let them put me out of my misery so I won't go to hell from killing myself
Hey man I'm in college rn and I can tell you that things aren't easy or great. If you're struggling and feeling depressed I really reccomend trying to get therapy. If you can't for whatever reason you can contact a local mental health hotline. School is hard, and the world events aren't making it easier, but just remember that so long as you're alive you can grow and change for the better, and so can life. Don't lose hope.
@@worldwidewebster6224 your words mean a lot to me, I'm in 8th grade going into freshman and I'm taking NWEA this week. It's been a stressful year and I haven't found the strength to do my missing work and raise my grades. But knowing your in college and pulling through, I know I can too even if I'm struggling. Thank you 🤍💜🤍
FINALLY! An asmr video that lets you have the volume low enough so that ads don’t give you earrape
If you’re watching asmr with ads in them you need to find new channels to watch
Says he is in no mood for Japes
*proceeds to play with a skull of his dead "friend"*
Pickles Dinkles Aha! But is he japing or is he perhaps only jesting?
@@isabellacarter2335 I quite fancy you're ingenuity XD
_free him_
*_the world needs him now_*
when the hell did this get 2.8k likes its not even that funny
Yes free scp-049
If you go on google earth if you look it up you can actually find the scp foundation so if we get like a million people to sign up on Facebook we could raid the foundation (they can’t stop us all)
@@siren7567 alrighty LET'S GO!!
*I need him to cure me of Corona-*
.... what if he got free and that’s the problem?
28:55
SCP-049: Are you afraid of scalpels?
Me: *staring at the dirty thing he's holding, not sure if that's bird guano or "pestilence" on there* Uuuh yeah a little, doc.
😂
Lmao
It's pure blood.
Me: Hello there would you mind releasing 049?
Foundation Worker: Where did you even come from-
Me: W E N E E D H I M
Yes, tell them to release me from this infernal rat trap.
LOL
@@larchan1350 we humans as a species are retarded fucks that fear all that we don't understand so your best bet is to make it do that it seems that you have lost all that makes you qualify to be an SCP and bam
Roses are red,
I can’t afford a vape,
SCP-049 does not want to jape!
Thats almost a haiku
dj od pretty sure the last line has 11 syllables buddy
Makoto yuki
Only the first line fits a haiku.
The second is a syllable too short and the third way too long.
What does that mean
Derek Thompson not rhyming isn’t a requirement.
"Reanimated"?
Dude I basically have to reanimate myself when I wake up in the morning.
*MoOd*
Self necromancer
Just for school though, right?
I JUST REALIZED YOUR USERNAME IS "I am Unicron"
Hello fellow Transformers fan XD
@@Nightingale0666
Hello! XD
049: now I get to work on a human specimen
Me: why do I hear boss music
Me: it's time
*the world revolving intensifies*
“You are… quite the perfect specimen.”
Flattered, you aren’t to bad yourself 049 👍✨
(I also think SCP-049 would make a great therapist, I’m unsure why. He just seems like that kinda chill and comforting kind of person :)) )
As a person who is attracted to 049 that part gave me chills.
@@RynAndRaeXenakis-sn3lx w h a t ?
@@RynAndRaeXenakis-sn3lx...no fraternizing with the anomalies, thought you’d know better than that
@@RynAndRaeXenakis-sn3lx ...I can't believ- ok sir he's a pluage docter and he kills with a touch and thanks to bright we have a "no mating with scp's" rule.
@@cryptid_cactus But...... But....... I can't help it! Lmfaooooo.
When you walk in to 049's cell and he doesnt kill you:
*"excuse me what the f__k"*
Imagine thinking that 049 is keter
Seantheepicdoge _ Exactly
Seantheepicdoge _ Yes, I was saying that he is not keter, that is why I responded “Exactly” to you.
Bmunop The Dog ok u gotta admit, bachata is nice. But making it ur ONLY vids is too much
Isn't the Doc actually super polite and chill though? Like he's not trying to just kill anyone and everyone. Unless you're his subject you should be fine to walk into his cell. Just be like "oops, sorry mate, wrong turn. Big fan of your work and all, but I'd rather not participate in the experiments" and then leave. 049 is there basically out of choice, he's intelligent and seems to possess sympathy and feels regret for hurting others. He's not 682, he doesn't want to kill anything that just enters his cell.
how much relaxing and calm do you want your voice?
Scp-049: *o u i*
English (how it sounds) Plage Doctor.
French (how it sounds) Ploge Docteir.
(French music starts to play.)
@@pollortie6658 *baguette*
I actually speak french.
Still not good enough at it.
Tu n'es pas un docteur
-SCP 049
@@pollortie6658 Tu n'es* pas un docteur
@@__-vk1zb I am still "learning" french... I dont know how to respond but thank you??
Me: * Coughs *
People: I S T H A T C A R O N A ?
Me: * thinks of retiring from foundation *
049: *P E S T I L E N C E*
Underrated comment! This is so true..
GET IN MY CELL RIGHT NOW IMMA CURE YOU
Sadly..
car-ona
@@vuhnillagorilla lmfao
My friends: Why do you watch weird ASMRs like this??
Me: **on the verge of tears and just wanting to feel loved** Hearts been broke so many times- 🥲
Here ya go *shares a kitkat with you*
@@Lowe_164 thank you 😔 *eats kit kat*
Pat pat Your heart has been japped to much you know it's alright one day it will be rebuilt and staying that way 😁
@@frankaxe6700 currently it’s fixed let’s hope it stays that way
@Isaiah-fx2ei oh my god this was three years ago why did I talk like this😭😭😭
049: "I don't like Jap-"
Half the people in the comments: *J A P E S*
049: *"w h Y"*
😂😂
Why not birdy boy? Japing is joking and joking is rather fun
@@jessechavez5602 japing is more like making fun of jesting is simple jokes and the such.
049: _why are we still here... just to suffer..._
049: I have cured them.
Scientist: They're dead..
049: *_I K N O W_*
Also 049: *_AND I DON'T CARE_*
This comment is underrated
“They can’t have a disease, if they are dead.” -049 (probably...)
I would rather not be cured
@@tiredowl5244
049: but- I need to cure you..
Dr. Hamm: So, today-
SCP-049:
D O
N O T
J A P E
Hamm*
*I D O N O T A P P R I C E A T E J A P I N G*
i am in no mood for j a p i n g
Don't jape in school, kids.
@@ietrasst7515 bruh but japing is cool
Why do I feel like I went to the spa, got a manicure, got a massage and got back calm as an angel because this video. Good job
(corvus walks in) have you seen my mask?
XD
Cool
*eyes are on fire* MY EYES!
Corvus and 049 start quack-laughing together in unison
Nope; sorry doc. Oh that? That's not a mask...
All I could focus on was the fact that he looked like a happy little bird nodding his head...
BREAKING NEWS
Dangerous Bird Man Looks Like Cute Baby Bird To Victim
Beaking news*
Йа фром англия
Birdtown News
@@harrowingseer damn it you beat me to it
6:41 When you're 6 minutes into plauge and chill and he gives you this look:
I literally choked laughing
For a second I thought autocorrect changed it to coked
HAHAHAHA perfect! Have your damn like you earned it!
@@heckwaffle2363 Omg thanks!!! XDD
Well, I'm pleased XD
Dr Hamm: we have noticed scp 049 has been acting differently.
Site director: how so
049:
Dr Hamm:☠💀
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He make the dead come bacc
Underrated meme
Underrated dead meme
@Mr man Waht? It's a good meme. Wtf?
Rhymes
Scp-049: may I offer you a drink?
Me: yes
Scp-049: no? That’s fine.
Me: -_-
@@ZeroIsALowlife my brudda
Fine then, I'll offer myself to a drink.
@@e-tree *creates a glass of (insert drink here) from thin air*
@@ZeroIsALowlife Says who?! They're clearly mine!
@@ZeroIsALowlife epic
Noone:
Literally noone:
Not a single person in the world:
SCP-049: I aM iN nO mOoD fOr JaPiNg
Fuck you beat me to it
i read this outloud in the mirror whilst heavily over annunciating and also my hair looks like a mad scientist's after staying up all night to study a quarter
Japing:*exists*
Scp-049:*upset bird noises*
@Yeetus Deletus
*VIOLENT WHEZZE*
No one*
This is incredibly relaxing to listen to. But I'm cackling as I skip forward ten seconds and watch as he bounces from one side of the screen to the other. It's both hilarious and adorable when thinking about it.
For some reason whenever someone who wears a plague doctor mask with a curved beak looks straight ahead at the camera it makes them look like a very derpy bird and it's hilarious
YES I'VE BEEN WANTING TO SAY THAT
XD
From the side: Birb
From the front: b O r B
LMAO 🤣
I can't unsee it
Doctor strange: LOOK AT ME! I can do Asmr!
Scp 094: Hold my beer.
Did you mean 049? Instead of 094
Hold my medical bag
@@FlacherdlerNotReally Hold my time machine
Yes sir! And can I say one last goodbye to my dog before it dies?
how could a miniature horizon do ASMR?
SCP-049: *rubs gloves*
Me: Hey, you’re shaking a lot, I think you need sugar or something in you cause your blood sugar might be a little low-
SCP-049: I’m the doctor here
Me: Ok then-
Hey, just because we don't have a Ph.D is no reason to look down on us. I can do CPR.
@@kathie6106 and I can eat icecream and cry in the corner of my room looking at shy guys face hoping for the sweet release of death. Nobody asked.
_I don’t believe that man’s ever been to medical school._
(._. ) he needs some milk..2% MILLLLLLLK!!!
049 needs a makeover
I cannot stop coming back to this video I always put it on whenever I need to sleep and it helps so much, and it’s weird because no other videos out there has this same affect AND ITS BEEN LIKE THIS FOR 3 YRS NOW
Me: Coughs.
SCP-049: *Due to personal reasons you will be passing away.*
Yep
“The pestilence” is free will. Let’s see if I create a shit storm with this
@@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 *insert message from angry Social Justice Warrior*
600th like
@@Simply_Xi twitter be like:
You like vaping
He like scraping
But most importantly...
Scp 049 is in no mood for japing
*mom did you take my juuuuuuuuuuul*
*dont go peepee in juul room*
nog *I had to you’re addicted*
I don’t vape
I'm so using that term now!!!
“Can I get you something to drink”
What do you have
“No? Ok”
🤣 RIP
AfterTale Sans oof
Probably pure opium or something.
Ikr XD
Games be like:
What do you want to do?
Yes.
Okay
049 is my favorite (at least one of) scp and I can’t go to sleep without asmr so this is heaven sent even though I’m seeing this four years later
SCP 049: I am the cure!
Me playing plague inc.:
*oh neptune*
HUBA well it wouldn’t be that bad in playground inc
Me, playing Plague: *Names the disease SCP049*
It: *Kills everyone*
Me: *Laughter*
"Im not going to bother taking your pulse"
Good because it stopped a while ago
LMAO, GOOD ONE
Because he touched your eyelids/face and in the article it said “when skin makes direct contact with a human’s skin, the human suffers (redacted) and dies within moments.” Eye lids are skin which cover the eyes, so he touched your eye lids and you suffer something and ‘die’ but you are still somehow alive.
@@omegadragons321 He's not touching us with his skin though, he's wearing surgical gloves
@XxWOLFxX Hmmmmm....... yeah you know what, you’re right. Thank you for letting me know!
His entire body and suit is skin they did an X-ray on scp 049
"I am in NO MOOD.....for japing..."
*But what about Loligagging?*
Good question.
A *LOOPHOLE*
No lollygagging, or I’ll steal your sweetroll.
No sweetrolls i will take your HandyPooping
kevin wearing a mask no femur breaking or i’ll take your burgerwhats
COVID-19: spreads around the world
049: hold my beer
HE HAS BEER?!? I want some...
It would be ale but yes, yes I do
6:30 when you want to subtly flex about your SCP cup XD
Ephemeral Rift is actually a part of the Foundation and that cup is given to every employee
@@the_numb_skull plot twist
I KNEW IT!!!! THE SCP FOUNDATION IS REAL!!!!!!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Quail Love OH SHIT!
[amnestics have been administered]
@@theresal697 I WANNA HUG SCP 999!!!!! THAT FUCKER IS CUUUUUUTTTTTTTEEEE!!!!
Can we get a mod for Containment Breach that replaces 049's sounds with Rift's?
"Come back here. I am in no mood for japing."
Me: in a Dark Corredor
Turns around
I AM IN NO MOOD FOR JAPING
@@spilledmilkv2953 the scariest of gameplay
Update, I still think this is a good idea, so I will figure out how to do it.
This seems genuinely terrifying though.
I'd die simply from laughing 😂
*Regular ASMRS*
This is nice...
*SCP ASMRS*
But I like this
Im ur 100th like dude
Oh
imagine scp 682 doing a asmr XD that would be funny or scp 999
397
litterly me XD
Okay. I have ADHD and Autism. I have a special interest and am currently hyperfixated on the SCP Foundation, SCP's and everything else surrounding them and it. This has combined my need for sleep (which is hard coz of other sensory issues and other mental illnesses) and my hyperfixation and special interest. Thank you so much for this! You are truly a lifesaver!
Bro, I'm in the same boat, without the autism, and if SCP-035 has an ASMR, welp, prepare for impact
Same man, scp themed asmr has been singlehandedly carrying the health of my sleep schedule recently 😭
@@kazoo4rent What if there was a kazoo ASMR? *loving the username*
Bro, wut...I thought that was a normal thing for people to do but apparently not...😬
for me SCP and sans.
*"you seem to be staring off into space"*
My ADHD: Just doing my job
Plague Doctor: *violently throwing medication at you*
Relatable as *H E C C*
@Marcus Burket my family won't let me take pills because they think I'll be a drug addict when i get older ;-;
Same tho.
Fucking mOOD
D class subject : What does japing mean?
Doctor Bright: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
D class subject: Ho ho ho.
*049 intensifies*
(O O)
V
Hhahahahahahaha *HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH*
Stop it, D-class subject, you're scaring him!
Clef in the background, strained laughter: What the fuck
Yes I would do that
The site is experiencing multiple Euclid and Keter class breaches, full site lockdown is in effect.
*_Lorge rawr Xd from 682_*
Spelt horrible on purpose
I'm feeling a breach alright
*L O U D S I R E N N O I S E*
Christopher Vasilakos a fellow man of culture I see
I can just imagine 'Theres a virus?' Alright let him out' Scp049: YESSSS
Yes
True
Yessss
SCP 49: this...very clean scalpel
*crusty ass scalpel in his hand*
Does It Matter If The Knife Is More Crusty Than My Ashy Sahara Desert Lips?!
Scalpels scare me... O_O
Looks like someone crapped on it :/
Well I mean he is based off a MEDIVAL plague doctor and back then things were not sanitized
Me: *sees scp 49 instead of scp-049 * that wasn’t very cash money of you
Btw I’m just kidding
( 049) *ask questions *
Me: *actually responds*
My birds: ( concerned birb sounds)
My birbs: *loud screaming birb noises*
My guinea pigs: *also bird noises???*
*s c r e e c h*
🤣💥
Mini mix puppet not birb it’s berb
My snake: *Birb noises?*
TL;DR for those who did not read 049's article:
He's a plague doctor guy with the following properties:
1. His clothing is not actual clothing, but rather a direct growth of his body, mask and all
2. He can kill instantly with a touch to the skin
3. He emanates an aura of fear at all times so everyone is rather afraid of or on edge around him
4. His prime driving directive is to 'cure' all those he deems infected with what he calls the Pestilence
The 'cured' individual does not survive his procedure.
He starts by touch-killing the patient. Then he goez in and does all sorts of doo-hickey that involves intense surgery that often rearranges the innards and body parts into disoriented jumbles.
Along the way he also drains out all the fluids and injects new and weirder fluids using unspecified contraptions out of his Mary Poppins bag.
The result of the procedure barely resembles the poor sap who walked into it and is essentially, as one scientist put it, a walking zombie vegetable. Albiet a highly dangerous and aggressive vegetable that only seems to play nice with 049 himself.
049 says that this individual is cured, but even he admits that the cure isn't perfect yet and he's still looking for improvements here and there.
Oh, and Dr. Hamm got died because he confronted 049 about his cure turning patients into dead vegetables. 049 of course was triggered hard and forcibly carried out a 'cure' procedure on Dr. Hamm. This is what 049's passing remarks about japing refer to.
Finally, it seems that lavender calms 049 down for some strange reason.
Addendum #1 (Because there was some stuff I missed):
SCP-049 keeps a notebook that is in a code that is so badly schronouqueled that it is impossible for anyone else to decipher it. Counterproductively, he still refers SCP staff to it when they ask about the Pestilence.
049 likes to dine on crackers and salted pork. How he does this is unexplained as his mask is literally part of his face.
As of yet 049 has not specified any details about what the Pestilence *is* whatsoever. When asked about symptons of Pestilence, he merely waves it off saying that it can crop up in many shapes and forms and could show up literally anywhere.
Likely, lavender would calm him down because actual plague doctors used to fill the beaks of their masks with lavender (and other assorted pungent things) to protect them from the stench of dead bodies, and from inhaling the plague themselves.
“Got died”
This is the best description I have ever heard of any scp outside their official articles, this is hilarious!
“Doo-hickey”
“Mary poppins bag”
Endermage77 why am I not scared of him...
@@vegapondz Good question
I forgot to mention his fear aura, so by all rights the viewer ought to be terrified of him when he's this close.
049: are you feeling more.. relaxed?
me: * staring into his non-existent eyes* y e a H
He Secure
He Contain
But most importantly...
There is a containment breach
LOLO0LOLOLOLOOL
DAMN IT
There is a sickness that must be cured.
RUN BIH *RUUUUUUN*
Dont worry everybody, no one was harmed while reading this comm-
Plot twist: SCP 049 was trying to warn us about the "pestilence" in 2020
ᴀ ʜ
*oof*
He also helped with the depression when he touches us
@@vipric81 Well, death cures all illnesses. So, you're right.
The video is a year old... *OH FUCK*
He ain’t in no mood for J A P I N G
🅱️ *A P I N G*
Or rapeing.
SCP-173 not blinking fool get flexed on
SCP-173 hctib no
@@scp-173biohazardpeanut7 *_SNAPS A PEANUT_*
Tbh, he was chill with people, if he had victims to do tests on he was chill and even tell the results of the tests to the doctors.
But now he keeps saying we have the plague and we are only cured when he kills us AND revives us as his zombie soldier.
24:02 “I just want you to follow the light with your eyes...”
Me: *stares straight ahead*
41:00
@PatrickWeber Lol
Aww so he's the light?
SCP-049: Who sent you?
Me: I just straight up wandered on into your containment chamber. I have no idea how I got here.
Bro kirishima what are you doing here
Don't question shark boi. He's a god tier D-boi here.
Dude bakugo is happy that your away right now and Midoryia is kinda worried after 3 months of course don't forget the nachos Bakugo wants he almost killed me because of it😱😨😱😨
055 got to you huh
Did u get rock hard while watching the video
If you did a 106 asmr you'd just have to cover yourself in BBQ sauce and put on a Hawaiian dad vest
And your name would have to be uncle larry
Don't forget about sunglasses
Femur Breaking ASMR
@@therider6420 oh hell yeah
And travel to the pocket dimension
Me: *puts phone down and closes eyes to try and sleep*
049: "don't jape with me"
Me: *opens eyes and grabs phone*...the fuck is japing..
I have no idea
Fancy word for joking around
Me! 🤣🤣🤣