The Plague Patient [ Plague Doctor ASMR ]

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  • Опубліковано 27 лип 2024
  • It's the modern twenty-first 15th century, and you seem to have come down with a slight cold, or perhaps worse: THE PLAGUE! dun-dun-duuuun! Fortunately for you, there's a well known plague doctor in town by the name of Dr. Corvus D. Clemmons. Being the royalty that you are, you immediately arrange a visit with the doctor at his apothecary in Arkham Sanitarium, where he fixes you up a fresh batch of experimental antidote, and orders lunch too!
    00:00:00 " 'tis ze season for an outbreak! "
    00:03:20 Hand motions to calm your worries of having plague
    00:07:00 Questionnaire to question if you have plague
    00:17:55 Eye exam to see if you have plague
    00:22:12 Health checkup to check your health for plague
    00:25:55 Physical exam to examine for physical signs of plague
    [ Spoiler alert: you've got plague ]
    00:28:00 Perusing a medical book about plague & other things
    00:36:13 Do you have an irrational fear of needles?
    00:40:11 Preparing the experimental plague remedy
    00:52:57 Mixing the experimental plague remedy
    00:55:15 Administering the experimental plague remedy
    01:00:05 Ordering lunch (with 15th century phone conversation!)
    01:07:15 Relaxation Treatment #1 - the hare assistant
    01:11:12 Treatment #2 - Knocking out your stress
    01:15:06 Treatment #3 - Modern 15th century plastic bottlecapping
    01:17:44 Treatment #4 - Leather Gloves of Protection +2 vs Plague
    01:21:00 Treatment #5 - Modern 15th century tissue package
    01:24:18 Solving a modern 15th century puzzle while waiting for pizza to arrive and for the remedy to take its course.
    Side note: The video came out a wee bit darker than I intended.
    All of my plague doctor masks are purchased from Tom Banwell: www.tombanwell.com/
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    What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
    ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
    Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
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  • @legoflitwick3702
    @legoflitwick3702 7 років тому +3962

    *-I will determined if you have the plague. What's your name ?*
    -*Tony*
    -*You have the plague.*

    • @hamgobbler9160
      @hamgobbler9160 6 років тому +209

      Plague Doctor well... that escalated quickly

    • @strife9265
      @strife9265 6 років тому +82

      You have the plague as well my doctor.

    • @sml2k186
      @sml2k186 6 років тому +6

      Thanks Hans

    • @plaguedoctor_139
      @plaguedoctor_139 6 років тому +36

      Plague Doctor Oh hey Plague Doctor.

    • @kailanofficial
      @kailanofficial 6 років тому +35

      Rip tony

  • @ikerexposito373
    @ikerexposito373 5 років тому +6676

    The asmr that made sleep half of Europe

    • @arcsgames3111
      @arcsgames3111 5 років тому +275

      i might upload on r/cursed comments

    • @notsocrazytank707
      @notsocrazytank707 5 років тому +147

      @@arcsgames3111 please do, this may be just the Panacea for the Plague

    • @etherealjaunt356
      @etherealjaunt356 4 роки тому +35

      So dark

    • @lightningzone
      @lightningzone 4 роки тому +44

      I thought it was one third of the people died

    • @DwightLivesMatter
      @DwightLivesMatter 4 роки тому +16

      Plague Gaming Keep Reddit outside of UA-cam.

  • @leolavender6457
    @leolavender6457 3 роки тому +2151

    "all relaxed? All calmed?"
    Pulls out to bright red punching gloves
    *G o o d.*

  • @kurisuwusky7707
    @kurisuwusky7707 3 роки тому +1749

    I still love the fact that a Plague Doctor just said "seems legit".

  • @msharkarts3922
    @msharkarts3922 4 роки тому +491

    7:37 “Uh... shit” -Corvus Clemmons

    • @azze3096
      @azze3096 3 роки тому +25

      Watched this multiple times and somehow I’ve never noticed it but now I can’t Not hear it thank you lol

    • @noahdouglas2390
      @noahdouglas2390 3 роки тому +4

      huh

    • @lancekings3206
      @lancekings3206 3 роки тому +1

      Did he edit it out :(

    • @degeneratesupreme860
      @degeneratesupreme860 3 роки тому +3

      @@lancekings3206 no the timestamp is just a little to far ahead

    • @yesto3rrishuman
      @yesto3rrishuman 3 роки тому +1

      @@degeneratesupreme860 where is it?

  • @SkullMinePro
    @SkullMinePro 6 років тому +1671

    " 'Tis the season for an outbreak! "

  • @Papashaft
    @Papashaft 3 роки тому +4255

    When your wife tells you she wants more role-play in the bedroom

  • @Shrek4onbluray
    @Shrek4onbluray 3 роки тому +4154

    Me, in 2020: "Hey Corvus, how's business?"
    Corvus: "BOOMIN"

  • @ajarcade7315
    @ajarcade7315 5 років тому +4729

    Corvus: You might have the plague
    WebMD: You are already dead
    School Nurse: Here's an ice pack now go back to class

    • @mysryuza
      @mysryuza 5 років тому +21

      PFFFFFFFFT XD

    • @esztergal3141
      @esztergal3141 5 років тому +61

      At our school we can go home anytime we want to, but we need to warn the teachers.

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 5 років тому +108

      School Nurse: Oh your arm has twisted 180 degrees and all the veins have torn? Put a wet paper towel on it and *SACK UP*

    • @jessicae2690
      @jessicae2690 5 років тому +56

      SCP-049: P E S T I L E N C E

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 4 роки тому +12

      Dear god please don’t do that

  • @queenluci6664
    @queenluci6664 4 роки тому +7881

    "tis the season for an outbreak"
    me in 2020: Corvus my boy, you have no idea

  • @exorjack
    @exorjack 3 роки тому +400

    "A little pinch, right"
    _Sir. You've punctured my jugular._

    • @wolfyboy
      @wolfyboy 3 роки тому +14

      i am currently bleeding to death, VERY quickly! XD

    • @olderalt.4066
      @olderalt.4066 2 роки тому +13

      Oh my god i didn't know what a jugular was and i searched it up in youtube and now I want to delete my memories

    • @_Courier_6
      @_Courier_6 2 роки тому

      Ohy bit rude to put that needle in me crotch innit

    • @RegressorJin
      @RegressorJin 2 роки тому +3

      @@_Courier_6Australian?

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 2 роки тому +3

      @@RegressorJin
      More British than Australian.

  • @oddsandends3321
    @oddsandends3321 3 роки тому +316

    can we just admire how different he sounds, he sounds like a whole different person

    • @pipopoikapelaa5468
      @pipopoikapelaa5468 3 роки тому +4

      No

    • @RealMacedonian
      @RealMacedonian 2 роки тому +7

      I was looking for a comment like this. Thank you.

    • @cassiopeiasfire6457
      @cassiopeiasfire6457 Рік тому +7

      I know! My brain stubbornly doesn't want to admit it knows who's behind that mask. It feels like that's just Corvus' face.

  • @attalkiseer
    @attalkiseer 4 роки тому +3070

    I never thought a man that is allowed to cut off all of my limbs at once would make me sleepy

    • @karwratho9917
      @karwratho9917 4 роки тому +175

      Of course it would make you sleepy have you heard of blood loss

    • @jesusreyes5552
      @jesusreyes5552 4 роки тому +13

      @@karwratho9917 lol

    • @Knife_ToMeetYou
      @Knife_ToMeetYou 4 роки тому +36

      When you sleep you’ll wonder where your leg is and why your on the street.

    • @aangrylemon1291
      @aangrylemon1291 4 роки тому +6

      Karwrath O best frickin response ever! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @narrator_hartmann
      @narrator_hartmann 4 роки тому +3

      Karwrath O Our limbs

  • @EndertheDragon0922
    @EndertheDragon0922 4 роки тому +760

    Why in the Nine Hells did I let this man inject a barbecue mixture into me? I must be as crazy as he is.

    • @mixmaster6226
      @mixmaster6226 4 роки тому +7

      Out of almost 6k comments I've run into 2 of yours so far. Lol

    • @EndertheDragon0922
      @EndertheDragon0922 4 роки тому +10

      mix master Lol yeah sometimes I leave multiple if they’re unrelated to each other but I try not to leave too many. Those are my only two

    • @chloec.8077
      @chloec.8077 3 роки тому +2

      Lmfao

    • @iameverywhere4604
      @iameverywhere4604 3 роки тому +1

      Yas dude

    • @Magimus
      @Magimus 3 роки тому +2

      because he is bord boi who came here on a scooter from the highway at 120 MPH to cure you. feel appreciated.

  • @reydragonclaw1128
    @reydragonclaw1128 3 роки тому +96

    Corvus real slick asking for the keys to our castle like, "I'll only come over when it's necessary"
    Idk why but I imagined that as a pickup line XD

    • @schmackeyjunior666
      @schmackeyjunior666 2 роки тому +6

      I’d trust him with my life… if he could find it first

  • @radovansotek4544
    @radovansotek4544 3 роки тому +88

    "You like bonanas?"
    "Yes Corvus, I like bonanas."

    • @omegadragons321
      @omegadragons321 2 роки тому +2

      “we all like bonanas :)”

    • @goldenapplesaga5446
      @goldenapplesaga5446 2 роки тому +2

      Kris get the Bonana

    • @cfruge444
      @cfruge444 2 роки тому

      Obligatory "Friendship is Magic, Bitch" joke.

    • @LadyOfMetal_666
      @LadyOfMetal_666 Місяць тому

      I know this comment is 3 yrs old, but I'd love a "You like Bonanas?" Shirt. 🤣💀

  • @commiethecommie9534
    @commiethecommie9534 5 років тому +1998

    Scp 049 when he got out of medical school

    • @huntermace1221
      @huntermace1221 5 років тому +40

      That's exactly what I thought, lol

    • @irishdoggo6875
      @irishdoggo6875 5 років тому +65

      I knew someone would reference 049

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 5 років тому +75

      @@irishdoggo6875 For some reason, a large amount of ppl (mostly 10-13 year olds) seem to think scp invented the concept of plague doctors

    • @abrahamspellman9399
      @abrahamspellman9399 5 років тому +38

      I detect the pestulince

    • @thee20thdoctor18
      @thee20thdoctor18 5 років тому +17

      I was actually thinking so, a lot of things he says don’t make sense, but would make sense for a omnipresent being

  • @warchilledgaming6789
    @warchilledgaming6789 6 років тому +2083

    When you’re 10 minutes into plague and chill and he gives you that look 56:11

  • @etherealhawk
    @etherealhawk 3 роки тому +130

    Corvus: *stares directly at the camera*
    Corvus: *pumps squidgy syringe without looking away*

  • @StikkOfficial
    @StikkOfficial 3 роки тому +119

    I died when he asked are you good and relaxed, then pulled out boxing gloves😂😂

    • @cfruge444
      @cfruge444 3 роки тому +29

      I legit thought he was gonna beat the shit outta me.

    • @mewmeow0
      @mewmeow0 3 роки тому +9

      Well,the timestamp did say
      *K N O C K I N G O U T* your stress

    • @Gracovitz
      @Gracovitz Рік тому +4

      @@mewmeow0 A concussion is ze best medicine ven you dont have anesthesia, my dearest patient.

  • @TrainDevil
    @TrainDevil 7 років тому +881

    Don't see anyone else posting this, so here y'all go for mobile
    Time stamps:
    00:00:00 " 'tis ze season for an outbreak! "
    00:03:20 Hand motions to calm your worries of having plague
    00:07:00 Questionnaire to question if you have plague
    00:17:55 Eye exam to see if you have plague
    00:22:12 Health checkup to check your health for plague
    00:25:55 Physical exam to examine for physical signs of plague
    [ Spoiler alert: you've got plague ]
    00:28:00 Perusing a medical book about plague & other things
    00:36:13 Do you have an irrational fear of needles?
    00:40:11 Preparing the experimental plague remedy
    00:52:57 Mixing the experimental plague remedy
    00:55:15 Administering the experimental plague remedy
    01:00:05 Ordering lunch (with 15th century phone conversation!)
    01:07:15 Relaxation Treatment #1 - the hare assistant
    01:11:12 Treatment #2 - Knocking out your stress
    01:15:06 Treatment #3 - Leather Gloves of Protection +2 vs Plague
    01:17:44 Treatment #4 - Modern 15th century plastic bottlecapping
    01:21:00 Treatment #5 - Modern 15th century tissue package
    01:24:18 Solving a modern 15th century puzzle while waiting for pizza to arrive and for the remedy to take its course.

    • @SirPubna
      @SirPubna 7 років тому +2

      Thanks!

    • @lilsur7683
      @lilsur7683 7 років тому +3

      ChrisDemonEye globes and bottle caps time stamps need to be changed

    • @TrainDevil
      @TrainDevil 7 років тому +7

      Thank you for catching that, Joey. I took the timestamps directly from the description, just assumed all stamps were correct.

    • @Florensbond
      @Florensbond 7 років тому +1

      ChrisDemonEye thx

    • @TrainDevil
      @TrainDevil 7 років тому

      Welcome

  • @LinnyTheGuinea
    @LinnyTheGuinea 6 років тому +7374

    My little brother is scared of plague doctors. He thinks they were birds who got plague and mutated into humans.

    • @Ugli.
      @Ugli. 6 років тому +577

      Linny the Guinea my little brother cries each time I listen to any asmr that involves Corvus he thinks that he is gonna kidnap me then make me into a plague doctor too. You are not alone on this one😅😅

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 5 років тому +646

      Buy a plague doctor mask online and wake him up wearing it for some real fun

    • @warkiniskandervolselli
      @warkiniskandervolselli 5 років тому +108

      Valkaerie Yes

    • @Uzil_RAAM
      @Uzil_RAAM 5 років тому +49

      LMAO

    • @xenomorph1595
      @xenomorph1595 5 років тому +93

      Tell him they where the masks to not die

  • @CHYRRUPINZAZ
    @CHYRRUPINZAZ Рік тому +57

    I saw this video when it premiered and saved it to a playlist. Today I saw it again because I like it a lot and it hit me like a bucket of cold water to see that it is 5 years old.

  • @LordNorthx
    @LordNorthx 3 роки тому +292

    56:20 “I like the sound of that” -𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥-

  • @spacecrusade
    @spacecrusade 5 років тому +2918

    Corvus is the nicest plague doctor you'll ever see! And if you have the plague, he's probably the last person you'll ever see.

    • @daxtonriggs9228
      @daxtonriggs9228 4 роки тому +29

      furry

    • @austinharrison7515
      @austinharrison7515 4 роки тому +22

      Yes i am so what of it if he is?

    • @Lewkah
      @Lewkah 4 роки тому +49

      Hes the nicest because hes the only true friend till the end

    • @sceptile6375
      @sceptile6375 4 роки тому +17

      IceFlopper SCP-4999
      Ain't he a sweetheart

    • @Angiesunshine13
      @Angiesunshine13 4 роки тому +13

      Spacecrusade nah, I’ve survived his remedy many times, you’ll be fine

  • @hyenacinth8970
    @hyenacinth8970 7 років тому +603

    "This bone of unicorn is an extremely delicate property, and any misuse of it is a terrible mista-"
    *Drops it*
    "OH SHI-"

  • @delta_craft685
    @delta_craft685 3 роки тому +50

    Never thought I’d hear a plague doctor say “seems legit” but here we are

  • @trillberd
    @trillberd Рік тому +29

    this video is especially fun to watch when you're actually sick, you really get the full experience

  • @liamjones2448
    @liamjones2448 6 років тому +6302

    I bet you were miserably hot. Sitting in that costume for 90 minutes. We appreciate your sacrifices.

    • @seanmichel3401
      @seanmichel3401 5 років тому +335

      He likes wearing it

    • @It_Do_Go_Down05
      @It_Do_Go_Down05 5 років тому +129

      Hehe you have 69 likes your welcome brother

    • @eeskm2420
      @eeskm2420 5 років тому +59

      jack jackson your a legend

    • @meepmeep3688
      @meepmeep3688 5 років тому +55

      I'm pretty sure that there is a fan in the background

    • @dreamspacealt
      @dreamspacealt 5 років тому +12

      @@It_Do_Go_Down05 569*

  • @augustovasconcellos7173
    @augustovasconcellos7173 4 роки тому +6731

    Of course UA-cam decides _now_ would be the time to recommend this to people

    • @nicolenelson8426
      @nicolenelson8426 4 роки тому +74

      No joke! And yet, here I am. LOL

    • @croquettes1937
      @croquettes1937 4 роки тому +70

      And how did you not find this before? Your algorithm is messed up

    • @xflashrulesx9698
      @xflashrulesx9698 4 роки тому +35

      Man if you found this before this pandemic why are you coming back to it. If you are here because it’s good and you frequent it wouldn’t you stop looking at comments eventually. Not you Augusto

    • @plague_boi_wob8478
      @plague_boi_wob8478 4 роки тому +22

      I've already watched every corvous vid.... I'm sure you can tell why.

    • @watchoutitsthenerd9624
      @watchoutitsthenerd9624 4 роки тому +11

      The delicious irony

  • @Redactive776
    @Redactive776 3 роки тому +82

    Film theory should make an incredibly long video about the lore of the Ephemeral Rift universe

    • @captainducktape689
      @captainducktape689 3 роки тому +3

      Make it happen, people!

    • @kellydean3456
      @kellydean3456 2 роки тому +2

      Imagine MatPat makes a theory on how asmr is actually the illuminati lulling us into a state of sleepiness to spread their agenda

    • @rapterpm20
      @rapterpm20 2 роки тому +2

      @@kellydean3456 TirarDeguello: "Allow me to introduce myself"

    • @grubskies4221
      @grubskies4221 2 роки тому

      It's technically been confirmed he can time travel because he said in another video he went to the civil war to obtain a lantern

    • @Redactive776
      @Redactive776 2 роки тому

      @@grubskies4221 It's near common knowledge that time travel can happen in the RCU (Rift Cinematic Universe) as well as dimension-hopping, cloning, basically anything sci-fi esc, but I do appreciate the fact you pointed that out. Good point

  • @UltimateRainbower
    @UltimateRainbower 3 роки тому +34

    i love how he just calmly orders pizza for us like a friend, it really shows hes your friend as well as being your doctor.

  • @lourdes9695
    @lourdes9695 7 років тому +469

    I like how he says "we hope to open a facility in the Americas" but then realizes it hasn't been discovered so he says "that has not been discovered"

  • @Brainwave101
    @Brainwave101 7 років тому +793

    Me: *falling asleep*
    Corvus: "This? Dehydrated Smurf"
    Me: *bursts into laughter*

    • @theblackkat2164
      @theblackkat2164 5 років тому +16

      XD what the hell would that look like?
      ._. what does smurfette look like on a UTI?
      XD welp, I think this is going to be a continuous joke.

    • @synth2257
      @synth2257 5 років тому +8

      robinhood123454140 51:19 - 51:26

    • @maksymilians931
      @maksymilians931 5 років тому +22

      Me: *Falls asleep*
      Corvus: You want me to order ze pizza?
      My stomach:
      *GURRRRGL*

    • @GlitchyInventor
      @GlitchyInventor 5 років тому +2

      SAME XDD

    • @jdprettynails
      @jdprettynails 5 років тому +3

      "Huh....this looks like salt...."
      Funny that.

  • @nakidsalmon5327
    @nakidsalmon5327 3 роки тому +40

    40:10
    -This needle for you
    -no, thanks, let me die

  • @Hunter-yu2ez
    @Hunter-yu2ez Рік тому +20

    “The power of the bunny compels you into a state of relaxation.”
    Nah bro- the bunny is compelling me into a state of uncontrollable laughter and idk why- 😭

  • @soupsharkz
    @soupsharkz 5 років тому +4878

    “Do you know anyone else with the plague? Asking for a friend.”
    “Maybe you are royalty, it’s not my business... are you royalty?”
    “Do you want a boonana? Here’s a boonana.”
    “This needle isn’t for you.” (Pulls out giant needle) “This one is!”
    Corvus is a godly being.

    • @croquettes1937
      @croquettes1937 5 років тому +170

      🅰️ll Hail Corvus 🆑️emmons

    • @GavrielTGK
      @GavrielTGK 5 років тому +124

      I need timestamps for all of these because I always fall asleep before seeing them

    • @anastasialoveless677
      @anastasialoveless677 5 років тому +50

      I need to see this TIMESTAMP

    • @venomasmark154
      @venomasmark154 5 років тому +165

      Doctors: here's a little needle, you'll feel a small pinch, then all over!
      Dentists: this 10 foot needle goes into your mouth, now don't swallow or inhale, or this mixture of numbing may cause your organs to fail (not how novacain works as far as I know, don't freak out)
      Corvus: *mixing random shit together* ah, yes, the skin from my great great grandmother, very good woman, very nice, and here we are *giant needle that probably hasn't been cleaned* now let's find that main blood vein

    • @mecalico9617
      @mecalico9617 5 років тому +20

      Thats my boy

  • @arigaberman8319
    @arigaberman8319 4 роки тому +2373

    guys
    -corvus
    -CORona VirUS
    he really is from the future

  • @edtapia8580
    @edtapia8580 3 роки тому +25

    I was actually sick from food poisoning watching this. It helped me a lot to cope with it and the role play made me feel I was actually been cured. I feel better now ty

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 2 роки тому +3

      Good ol placebo effect

    • @edtapia8580
      @edtapia8580 2 роки тому +3

      @@redsoulheart5040 It’s not placebo because I’m not taking anything. It’s just feeling good and supported. Knowing there’s someone that cares for you and is trying to make you feel good makes me feel better, and I think a lot of us.

  • @goldenapplesaga5446
    @goldenapplesaga5446 3 роки тому +311

    He looks like he's been spending most his life livin in the gangsters paradise

  • @jqv002
    @jqv002 6 років тому +1568

    "I like bonanas" " do you like bonanas??" "Heres a bonana"

  • @fainepeony7390
    @fainepeony7390 7 років тому +1672

    "That needle is not for you."
    Me: Oh that's a relie-
    *pulls out giant ass needle"
    "This needle is for you"
    Me: OH MY GOD

    • @staceyevans2315
      @staceyevans2315 6 років тому +7

      Rip Faine Peony

    • @weebasian4129
      @weebasian4129 6 років тому +20

      For a second I thought you said *ASS* needle.

    • @dollettaa
      @dollettaa 6 років тому +5

      weeb asian They did... Giant ass needle

    • @sadfruit9621
      @sadfruit9621 6 років тому +2

      Skyler Peblo. Good luck ass

    • @fatjuicytaco
      @fatjuicytaco 6 років тому +13

      at this point, i think i’ll take my chances than risk getting murdered by a needle longer than a school bus

  • @w_h_y1112
    @w_h_y1112 2 роки тому +21

    I laughed so hard around 56:26
    I look up from not watching for a bit bc of foony gurgling noise and I just see Corvus staring right at me as he plays with the syringe

  • @maxthereapernephilim2416
    @maxthereapernephilim2416 2 роки тому +140

    40:18
    Corvus: *Pulls out a small, actual medical needle.* Oh, no. Zis isn't for you.
    Also Corvus: *Pulls out a GIANT metal needle that they would use in horror movies.* This one is.
    Me: *Holy Jesus! What is that?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!*

    • @queenkiarakifalme5731
      @queenkiarakifalme5731 Рік тому +5

      well you know what they say don’t walk run to the exit 😅

    • @TheStupidSeal10-3-07
      @TheStupidSeal10-3-07 9 місяців тому +3

      Corvus: This one is for you.
      Me: B**ch that’s a goddamn basketball pump

    • @queenkiarakifalme5731
      @queenkiarakifalme5731 9 місяців тому +1

      😆😆😆

    • @sophinakelley9070
      @sophinakelley9070 9 місяців тому +5

      it's actually a marinade injector, which makes it more funny since he used the medical needle to inject marinade into the cornish hen and then the marinade injector for us 😭

  • @cowboyfrankcastle9720
    @cowboyfrankcastle9720 4 роки тому +1371

    He's going to be really busy this year..

  • @N-GinAndTonicTM
    @N-GinAndTonicTM 7 років тому +347

    "Someone who will remain nameless. *Cough* Margaret *Cough* "
    Damn, I wish we knew who it was...

    • @neoniakitsama
      @neoniakitsama 7 років тому +30

      Yeah I wonder wh- (HACK) Margaret (HACK)

    • @trevormitchell4161
      @trevormitchell4161 7 років тому +1

      where is that part at?

    • @douglaszavala428
      @douglaszavala428 7 років тому +16

      Trevor Mitchell Its between 0:00 and 1:27:55 :3

    • @N-GinAndTonicTM
      @N-GinAndTonicTM 7 років тому +6

      Trevor Mitchell
      1:05

    • @karasuchrono
      @karasuchrono 7 років тому +15

      just happened to be awake and catch this part about Margaret. when he talks about the dinner he'll make, he mentions his brother and his brother's wife (Margaret). 37:10

  • @khostie
    @khostie 2 роки тому +23

    This guy has the absolute perfect sense of humor I swear

  • @bre_6639
    @bre_6639 3 роки тому +17

    I love how he takes our name and stuff and the keys to our house.

  • @spawner2469
    @spawner2469 4 роки тому +1272

    From what i can guess, the Corvus with the white mask is the true/original corvus and the ones with the black mask and with a brown mask are either future/past/alternate versions of him, his students, or impostors.

    • @cdsatcher
      @cdsatcher 4 роки тому +85

      Spawner24
      Nah, he just likes wearing different masks.

    • @chrisledbetter9278
      @chrisledbetter9278 4 роки тому +26

      Gonk Droid He got a heart, so.

    • @ShubShubs
      @ShubShubs 4 роки тому +72

      Can’t a beech just look cute and turn the fuck like damn.

    • @grabmynuts
      @grabmynuts 4 роки тому +51

      He's fashionable

    • @emrys6559
      @emrys6559 4 роки тому +42

      I think they're brothers, the white mask one has significantly fewer morals tho

  • @hironaka_izumi
    @hironaka_izumi 4 роки тому +396

    18:38 I love the way he flinches at the flashlight 😂

    • @EndertheDragon0922
      @EndertheDragon0922 4 роки тому +39

      I thought that was funny too lol. I wonder whether he actually startled himself or was just doing it as part of the act?

    • @casserole2007
      @casserole2007 4 роки тому +6

      Ik it made me laugh too

    • @rosetrap
      @rosetrap 4 роки тому +15

      Back in that time they didnt have electricity....
      I think.... 😶🤔

    • @croquettes1937
      @croquettes1937 4 роки тому +14

      @@rosetrap what about that 15th century water bottle

    • @rosetrap
      @rosetrap 4 роки тому +11

      @@croquettes1937 they didnt have that either

  • @AlexB-pv1xq
    @AlexB-pv1xq 3 роки тому +19

    "May I have your place of residence?"
    "And may I have your keys to the residence? Um, which one is it?"

  • @sleepyg1204
    @sleepyg1204 3 роки тому +61

    Strange that I walked in for my checkup and I’m surprised that I walked away unharmed and wasn’t a t-posing zombie

  • @uhoh6706
    @uhoh6706 6 років тому +524

    18:37 Poor bird boi is spooked

  • @3amshreddedcheese304
    @3amshreddedcheese304 5 років тому +2581

    Corvus sucking and pushing liquid from a needle as he stare directly into my soul is one of the most unsettling yet calming things I have ever witnessed.
    Somehow either way it makes me laugh.

    • @juicypancakes2004
      @juicypancakes2004 4 роки тому +63

      Wait I thought that I had ate you ten minutes ago

    • @croquettes1937
      @croquettes1937 4 роки тому +18

      @@juicypancakes2004 lol

    • @Fnafplushvids
      @Fnafplushvids 4 роки тому +8

      ILL CHASE YOU

    • @VampireGrl4eva
      @VampireGrl4eva 4 роки тому +37

      You’re absolutely correct, it’s hilariously uncomfortable and I loved that moment

    • @thatreddude8796
      @thatreddude8796 4 роки тому +12

      I think your profile pic sums it up pretty well

  • @CameraMan32129
    @CameraMan32129 Рік тому +8

    Corvus is the kind of dude who breaks in your house and wishes you goodnight

  • @mr.eggrollll
    @mr.eggrollll 2 роки тому +38

    56:10 I love how he just stares deeply at you while doing that

  • @redsharp2
    @redsharp2 5 років тому +667

    Corvus is basically a DnD character.

    • @thatgothiccgirl3604
      @thatgothiccgirl3604 5 років тому +28

      The most chaotic DnD character anyone could make

    • @mothball-8324
      @mothball-8324 5 років тому +5

      What's dnd? I'm now interested

    • @vintxsxsh881
      @vintxsxsh881 5 років тому +11

      Greaser Ghost Dungeons and Dragons, i‘ve never played but it seems like an amazing game, though

    • @mothball-8324
      @mothball-8324 5 років тому +7

      @@vintxsxsh881 oh yeah! Ik what that is,I should know that lol. I just forgot I guess. Ty

    • @weebwhacker6217
      @weebwhacker6217 5 років тому +5

      @@mothball-8324 .....*BOI IF YOU DONT GET*

  • @sparkflames_ao
    @sparkflames_ao 4 роки тому +452

    I hope I'm not the only one who thinks Corvus is so adorable in how clumsy, innocent and soft he is to the patient, even the voice he chooses for him, even his humor, I absolutely love it! I hope to see more of Corvus the plague doctor ♡

  • @applentee
    @applentee 3 роки тому +13

    55:55 i just started laughing so hard when he turned to look at us.

  • @localalleywaycatdealer7628
    @localalleywaycatdealer7628 3 роки тому +50

    Him petting the skeleton bird honestly made my day 🥺😌

  • @zixea5385
    @zixea5385 5 років тому +1466

    PREPARE THE LEECHES!

  • @P1ggz
    @P1ggz 7 років тому +373

    "Zis needles not for you"
    *Thank God*
    "ZIS ONE IS"
    *O Shit wut up*

  • @smithy4470
    @smithy4470 Рік тому +9

    Was falling asleep just before the eye exam but giggled when Corvus said “Ploopils”

  • @justinfrer
    @justinfrer 3 роки тому +8

    56:30 i love how was just staring at us like nothing was happening while he gathered the mixture

  • @genericlegoshiguy553
    @genericlegoshiguy553 7 років тому +326

    When Corvus is on the phone.
    Pizza Guy "Are they going to die"
    Corvus "No no, not like the other ones"
    I think I laughed for about ten minutes before I came back.

    • @thesaltyseadoggo246
      @thesaltyseadoggo246 6 років тому +2

      This one has oil so ill let him live for now

    • @LinnyTheGuinea
      @LinnyTheGuinea 6 років тому

      Rovan Dovan I subscribed to you because your profile pic is so FREKIN cute

    • @mruntitled1344
      @mruntitled1344 6 років тому

      Rovan Dovan I said to myself but I don't think any one would know so I did t write it lol dude

  • @mechface
    @mechface 6 років тому +776

    ok i feel like i have to bring this to everyone's attention
    this is the best frickin asmr character to exist in the history of ever

  • @VNG_oof
    @VNG_oof 11 місяців тому +7

    This was six years ago.
    **THIS WAS SIX YEARS AGO**

  • @TheKnifeRat
    @TheKnifeRat 3 роки тому +15

    Ima straight up be honest i wouldnt mind this man picking me up and hugging me to sleep purely because of his voice

  • @Pieguymysteryman
    @Pieguymysteryman 7 років тому +251

    I would like to see a series of Corvus showing up at different historic time periods as a doctor, for example a doctor in The Great War and WWII.

    • @vespyth1639
      @vespyth1639 7 років тому +5

      Pieguymysteryman i agree

    • @tpspeed
      @tpspeed 7 років тому +13

      Pieguymysteryman he should show up with Gordon Ramsey to combat the idiot sandwich army... ohgodimsorryimlikethis

    • @TheCompleteMental
      @TheCompleteMental 7 років тому +5

      your good old 15th century time machine

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 6 років тому

      I would legit make a playlist for that series if that happened. Great idea!

    • @Flevir
      @Flevir 6 років тому +1

      Considering this isn't really the 15th century and it's just the Plague Ward of the Sanitarium, I could easily see him doing that. Afterall this patient is merely delusional, believing he is from the 15th century, so it wouldn't surprise me at all if there were others who believed they were from other time periods. It could easily be done.

  • @ajgutierrez2351
    @ajgutierrez2351 7 років тому +409

    Doctor: don't worry I will only come over when it is necessary
    Ten years later
    Doctor: I ran out of toilet paper

  • @bobboom8832
    @bobboom8832 3 роки тому +6

    Boy did this age like a fine wine

  • @f4lse_.reality
    @f4lse_.reality 2 роки тому +11

    I've had tingle immunity for 3 years now, you gave me tingles for the first time in such a long while, I truly thank you for that, I will be coming back to this video often for tingles and sleep! Thank you so much!

  • @Alabaster1
    @Alabaster1 7 років тому +413

    "Got the plague? Don't worry about it!"
    If they had commercials back in the day, this would have been the slogan of an apothecary.

  • @pepsigaming17
    @pepsigaming17 4 роки тому +357

    Corvus: A man pushes a car to a hotel and shouts "bankrupt", why?
    Me: *what if the man is pushing his car INTO a hotel, effectively destroying all the furniture, glass, interior, and possibly architecture of the structure. He shouts "bankrupt" because if he's able to afford the payment to repair the hotel, he'd be bankrupt. That's why he shouted "bankrupt".*
    Corvus: He was playing Monopoly.

  • @thenonfurry
    @thenonfurry Рік тому +11

    8:34 f*ckin comedy genius

  • @7352SoS
    @7352SoS Рік тому +4

    The pain of switching to another asmr video and then getting woken up by loud ass ads

  • @Dantido
    @Dantido 5 років тому +871

    -Corvus as a plague doctor.
    -Corvus as a stomach doctor.
    -Corvus as a psychologist trying to reduce your stress.
    -Corvus trying to control your mind.
    - ̶S̶C̶P̶-̶0̶4̶9̶ Corvus as an obsessive plague doctor associated with the SCP Foundation.

    • @youngdebbis
      @youngdebbis 5 років тому +9

      Rescairo [SCPF] a stomach doctor *

    • @atomicbezerk7718
      @atomicbezerk7718 4 роки тому +19

      Totally not associated with a foundation that shall be unnamed and rhymes with Jessy pee **LAUGHS NERVOUSLY**

    • @smileakari2272
      @smileakari2272 4 роки тому +17

      -SCP-049- Corvus and -SCP-035- Margaret Are with eachother

    • @TheyCallMeTheMonth
      @TheyCallMeTheMonth 4 роки тому +4

      fuck no im outta here

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 4 роки тому +5

      PEC's Crown
      I thought Margaret was with Professor Clemmons?

  • @TheMeatballMan420
    @TheMeatballMan420 6 років тому +202

    Dont worry! The plauge doctor has his WebMd certificate of participation, and only 7 out of 10 patients die. But he DOES allow you to pay in birdseed! 10/10, would get treated again!

    • @morgangobin9985
      @morgangobin9985 6 років тому +14

      Fidche11e He let you pay in birdseed?! He told me to pay with either blood or my first-born child! I got ripped off!

    • @ugiustuskeiserus8066
      @ugiustuskeiserus8066 5 років тому +2

      I wouldn't mind dying to Corvus TBH. We all gotta die of something right?

    • @aestheticwhale2803
      @aestheticwhale2803 5 років тому

      do not recommend if you wanna die

    • @Uzil_RAAM
      @Uzil_RAAM 5 років тому

      Yay I rate 50/10

  • @daltonbrandon636
    @daltonbrandon636 3 роки тому +17

    "Tis ze seson for an outbreak" December 2020. The only thing we are going to be singing this year

  • @jhonharp8129
    @jhonharp8129 Рік тому +6

    Corvus: what do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire. Frostbite
    Corvus 2 seconds later: you have stage 4 testicular cancer.

    • @jhonharp8129
      @jhonharp8129 Рік тому

      No way I got him to like the comment😃

  • @faellcedaer5034
    @faellcedaer5034 7 років тому +96

    "May I have your date of birth please?"
    *grabs card with the words "date of birth" on it*
    "Ah thank you."

  • @Listed_Gamer
    @Listed_Gamer 6 років тому +128

    apparantly the cure for the plauge is uncle corvuses bbq sauce

  • @hiya022
    @hiya022 Рік тому +3

    Corvus feels like a time traveller that is a doctor and messed up by saying he is one and is now trying to figure out how being a doctor worked in the 15th century.

  • @puddle.drinker
    @puddle.drinker 3 роки тому +45

    " 'Tis ze season for an outbreak... "
    Well, you're about 3 years too early.

  • @thesummeridied
    @thesummeridied 6 років тому +366

    Him:Let me call him using my *15th century phone*
    Me:....did he just break the 4th wall?

    • @geneticlifeformanddiskoper2591
      @geneticlifeformanddiskoper2591 5 років тому +19

      56:12 ( s t a r I n g )

    • @timlescolan6744
      @timlescolan6744 5 років тому +7

      that's an anacronysm breaking the 4th wall is knowing and sharing the fact that you are a fictional character or speaking to the viewer (when he isn't part of the video so asmr roleplay is not 4th wall breaking)

    • @meepmeep3688
      @meepmeep3688 5 років тому +4

      @DerBoss hey don't be a meanie

    • @croquettes1937
      @croquettes1937 5 років тому

      4th wall has been broken

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 5 років тому +6

      no he broke the 5th wall but we don't talk about that one

  • @brandoncook1345
    @brandoncook1345 5 років тому +402

    “Some day we hope to open a facility in the Americas.”
    “Which have not yet been discovered”
    “Seems legit”
    WHAT

  • @Thorkell_the_tall.
    @Thorkell_the_tall. Рік тому +3

    I can't believe it's been 6 years sense this master peace came out I still love this character wish ER still did this character

  • @baybah80
    @baybah80 Рік тому +2

    The bottle cap sounds literally make my limbs heavy and I drift away. Please have the plague doc do more of this. So amazing

  • @yin4331
    @yin4331 4 роки тому +510

    The leather gloves sound like crunching snow when you walk on it in winter.

  • @BH-du1dw
    @BH-du1dw 7 років тому +691

    I have no idea how uncle E is able to pull off this voice yet sound so different in real life

    • @sp52pi
      @sp52pi 7 років тому +103

      He should be a voice actor when he retires from his day job.

    • @indeed7289
      @indeed7289 7 років тому +14

      he already is an actor/dancer

    • @kennynitro17
      @kennynitro17 7 років тому +49

      ...Like a private dancer?

    • @cyb1l__
      @cyb1l__ 7 років тому

      BH
      It's called practice :)

    • @kennynitro17
      @kennynitro17 7 років тому +5

      Well, not ALWAYS. Just when I have material.

  • @Jbird728
    @Jbird728 Рік тому +7

    I used to find plague doctor masks horrifying now it just reminds me of birds and makes me smile and giggle

  • @jameslove3860
    @jameslove3860 6 місяців тому +2

    Find myself coming back to this vid, idk why but corvus brings me a bit of peace. Sucks you're not getting as much views on the newer videos, your content is still really good, honestly your comments sections have always been a place a can just sorta get my problems and frustrations out as well.
    Thank you Paul.

  • @ivyisprey
    @ivyisprey 6 років тому +713

    *is bleeding out on the floor trying to pinch my jugular closed*
    Doctor: let me order a pizza. You want some?
    *gurgles*
    Doctor: oh good. Let me call him!

    • @theprophetofthepastagod5633
      @theprophetofthepastagod5633 6 років тому +71

      Volf how rude, a nice doctor offers to order you pizza and *YOU* have the audacity to bleed on the floor!?!?

    • @dickatry2854
      @dickatry2854 5 років тому +11

      I would still say yes.

    • @marcellarisa7239
      @marcellarisa7239 5 років тому +10

      The prophet Of the pasta gods ruined the carpet as well

    • @jengabunny757
      @jengabunny757 5 років тому +4

      IM LAUGHING THIS THREAD IS EVERYTHING

    • @numb7556
      @numb7556 5 років тому

      @@dickatry2854 same

  • @Secretingredientiscrime
    @Secretingredientiscrime 4 роки тому +2116

    I like to imagine that whenever we 'answer' a question he just writes down something really insulting.
    'Are you taking any medication?'
    'No'
    *Writing* 'Just naturally looks like a crack addict'

    • @tabithathecat
      @tabithathecat 4 роки тому +174

      Pffff-
      The worst thing about this is how plausible this is

    • @chloec.8077
      @chloec.8077 3 роки тому +21

      Lmfao

    • @sir_rex17
      @sir_rex17 3 роки тому +17

      Lmao

    • @Ceenth
      @Ceenth 3 роки тому +11

      Lol. 😆

    • @wanderingtrombonist7244
      @wanderingtrombonist7244 3 роки тому +122

      “Are you selling any medication”
      “No”
      *Writing* ‘...A tight fisted crack addict’

  • @shadowchan3815
    @shadowchan3815 3 роки тому +6

    I know this was made 2 years ago, but this is honestly my favorite kind of ASMR, you should definitely do more of this in the future!

  • @apollo_gen
    @apollo_gen 2 роки тому +10

    "One day we hope to go and open a facility at the Americas.. Which have not yet been discovered." Lmao I love this guy's sense of humor

  • @ehhhee5550
    @ehhhee5550 6 років тому +312

    "Oop, I dropped your name by accident."
    Excuse me what

    • @mecalico9617
      @mecalico9617 5 років тому +12

      Please dont drop my name. I want to keep it

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 5 років тому +2

      your renamed to dropped by accident

    • @KyllingThyme
      @KyllingThyme 5 років тому +5

      Me losing a nametag in Minecraft.

  • @Gozud
    @Gozud 5 років тому +481

    56:03 "I like the sound of that, just a moment"
    56:11 stares at you

    • @smms6388
      @smms6388 4 роки тому +38

      "I like the sound of that, just a moment"
      me: ok...
      (stares at you)
      me: (dyin)

    • @kaylaherrera4274
      @kaylaherrera4274 4 роки тому +8

      That is legitimately hilarious.

    • @letitliv6984
      @letitliv6984 4 роки тому +1

      Welp bye life

    • @theeguy9022
      @theeguy9022 4 роки тому

      am i the only one who sees him jerking of a syringe?.....no...just me....FINE

    • @freshsans3168
      @freshsans3168 4 роки тому +6

      Ho...u touched ma tralala...mmmh...my ding ding dong...😂

  • @brandontarwater484
    @brandontarwater484 Рік тому +1

    It’s been so long but i still love how he says he wants to go build a shop in a place that hasn’t been discovered yet

  • @Hunter-yu2ez
    @Hunter-yu2ez Рік тому +7

    “This one’s my favorite.”
    *Me wondering what it is*
    “The tears of our enemies.”
    Corvus you ol’ boi,
    That’s my favorite too 😮‍💨👌