The Plague Doctor's Cure | ASMR
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- Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
- Corvus Dunwich Clemmons, Chief Resident Plague Doctor at Arkham Sanitarium, pays you a personal visit to administer his secret cure which will alleviate any and all ailments of both the mind and body (corporeal, ethereal or anything in between or beyond).
If you're new to the Arkham Sanitarium / Rift World universe that I created here on my channel, you can read more about it at my website: bit.ly/2JxoVcf
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy the hell out of creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
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The world: *gets Coronavirus*
Corvus: *joyful beaking sounds*
Unduly critical observer he a birdie
I love when you said corvus
Stfu
*LALALALALALAAAA LALA LA LA*
EXCUSE ME? IVE BEEN DEVELOPING A CURE YEARS BEFORE AHGWGQKQHVQNSHD-
"Tis the season for an outbreak."
Was not expecting that to be the firdt thing I heard.
Nathan Dickerson firdt
@@azifex5196 i have large thumbs. I make typing mistakes on the regular.
Nathan Dickerson Happens to the best of us, I’m just trolling
thicc hitler username checks out
Whoevencaresbra WECB But is my name incorrect though?
“My brother was more interested in the dark arts... psychology”
i got banned
@@ragicnomic9763 me say alone ramp
ZatTelexian Hahahaha you got the reference!!
If only Requiem could undo Corona
I don't like the sound of that....
54:53
Plague doctor: *Squishes brain* , your brain should be in a museum.
Me: Aww how sweet, wait how the fu-
*screenshots ur nft*
@@lionelandresmessicuchitini1245 *gasp* you scoundrel
Hahaha
-ck
Ayo what you gra-☠️
_Tis' ze season for an outbreak_
_Tralalalala lala la la_
_Influenza, measles and ze black plague_
_Lalalalala lala la la_
Lol, that's gonna be in my album fahahaha
LA LA LA lol
Just keeping the likes at 420
.... and the oscar goes to!...
German
Everyone: *panics over corona*
Corvus: “This is fine.” *sips tea*
Arctic TFurry lol
Well as you can see, his cure is most effective
Arctic TFurry stop just stop u ain’t funny
Adan Lopez that’s your opinion, and no I won’t stop, you can’t make me.
"I'm ok with the events that are unfolding currently"
*Corvus revives*
Coronavirus: Why do I hear boss music?
Corona can’t kill me if I keep using estus
@@murraayyy999 did dark souls have a boss named corvus? Iv only played ds3
Greg honestly should roleplay Corvus in blood borne
Wait what? He died? When?
LOLOL
"They're very useful... For protecting my hands while I drive my motorcycle."
I can now imagine the Plague Doctor driving a motorcycle and it's epic.
someone needs to try this
@@daris-oddy5919 try what?
@@daris-oddy5919 an apple? Huh?
I made a miniature of this exact thing. It is indeed epic
I’m your pet fox
15:36 “Are you allergic to any of the things you are not allergic to?”
Me: *Yes?*
I thought about this for like 20 minutes😂
Plant Based I’m still thinking about that. Imagine your doctor saying that
Omg I read that and had to stop and think about it for a second lol
Yesn’t
I'm not allergic to bullets, but I am allergic to them when shot by one
My friend: what type of asmr do you like?
Me: it’s complicated
not really complicated
Lol
Just say scp 049
@@wantedfortaxfraud you know he has my brain thats why I have 0 iq
Role play asmr
"Are you allergic to any of the things that you are not allergic to?"
Me: only on Tuesdays.
Was that a fearless refence i havent hear that in years
But it tuseday?
So you can't have tacos on tuesday?
@@69liesleft i've seen you before
?....i don't get why people find this funny
44:37 "we dont want to put too much black plague into the mixer"
*proceeds to unawarely pour half of the contents while explaining why it's so crucial to only pour in a drop*
BLACK BLACK
“too much black plague would be dangerous” *oh lord i’m in danger*
@Daniel Lewis haha plzzz
IKR AND THEN THEY ARE LIKE "huh I swear I poured just a little"
My man just put black
This guys entire channel is like a alternate universe of the twilight zone with all of these personalities and characters
David Pease I’m applauding you, I never heard a description for this channel so accurate
@@supermariofanproductions7706 ok.
David Pease bruh
@@supermariofanproductions7706 I completely agree, but I do have a small correction to make. 0,"''99999999999999998986378937382910183842984746292641469398561046249472950174748367458 allall
his channel is the twilight zone of the twilight zone
Corvus: "I cannot reveal to anyone ze ingredients I use for my cure all"
Also Corvus: *RaInBoW sPrInKlEs*
That's Corvus for ya.
he went: ZE
@@juggleWRLD ill edit it, just for you
thank it EPIC
Lmfao😭😂😭😂
Corvus: You have nothing to worry about my dear-
Me: :D
Corvus: Friend.
Me: :,D
Friend zoned
Sweet Avocado bruh
Friends with health benefits
same. he's a sweetheart
GonnahavetoadmitIhadthesamereaction-
I had to search for this comment again, what-
My mom walks in: What the hell are you watching?
Me: Relax mom. It’s homework for social studies
Everyone: *talking about stuff Corvus is saying*
Me: Man, his costume is lit
It’s not on fire though
**curb your, intensifies**
He takes great care of his plague doctor uniform
True
He got drip💦
Whos corvus
Attention all residents: He's back. And the Corona Outbreak soon will be gone.
There won’t be a cure for some time now. They already have one in human trials but it’ll still be possibly years before it’s 100% safe and for public use
R/whoosh
@@Ownxer Until everyone is vaccinated with the new cure that is still being developed it would take some time indeed.
what are you talking about? all corvus needs to do in order to cure a patient of the coronavirus is make physical contact with them
No it won't
*[File Updated]*
Name: Corvus Dunwich Clemmons
Occupation: Plague Doctor
Species: Unknown (Possibly Human)
Sex: Male(?)
Threat Level: Thug
Arsenal: Unknown
Special Abilities: Time Rifts (Master). *[Pending more data]*
Passive Abilities: Unknown
Weaknesses: Unknown
Stats: Unknown
Buffs: Unknown
Debuffs: Unknown
Status: Working at Arkham Sanitarium.
Data - Entry 1: I did a bit of digging for Arkham Sanitarium, and this plague doctor has been around for quite a while. Probably even before the rift junction opened. There is also a weird aura about him that makes me nervous. I suspect that he is the one who created the rifts here. To create so many rifts must take a lot of energy. I suspect he might be an Omni-God Class Threat or quite possibly stronger, but it is hard to tell. It is even hard to tell if he is human. He never takes off the suit, and he never sleeps. I will be keeping an eye on him myself from now on. I don't want my intel team to be noticed by this man.
Data - Entry 2: The more I discover at Arkham Sanitarium, the more the data leads towards Corvus. I also keep finding artifacts that either show energy signatures the same as his, or that belong to other universes. I also believe that he has taken notice of my existence. Whatever he is planning, it's causing the universe to slowly rip apart, and based on how it's being done, it will send a cascade of destruction to the rest of the Omniverse. I wish I could do more, but I need solid evidence of him being the cause in order to interfere.
Data Entry 3 - The Everything Pill: I decided to infiltrate Corvus' office and grabbed a few of his pills. The one in particular that I found interesting was the Everything Pill. I managed to replicate the pill and tested it on scientists who were willing to figure out what it does. Absolutely nothing happened when these pills were ingested; however, they seemed to be a little more willing to do stuff than normal. I don't know if the drug gave them more energy, or if the drug did something to their minds. If it is a hypnotic drug, we definitely have a problem. Despite this information, the predicted threat level will not change. On another note, Arkham Sanitarium has a few problems with dimensional optimization. Some places will sometimes take me to random places inside the sanitarium. Perhaps it is damage from the countless rifts that open up around the building. That is a problem to figure out later.
Data Entry 4 - Time Rifts: I found a major anomaly in the timeline. It shows the same rift energy that the gloves I "confiscated" has. It is a major problem since the stability of time is already worn thin across the Omniverse. This is indeed a major breakthrough to determine his threat level, but I still need more data to engage this threat. His true intentions are yet to be determined, but the use of time travel gives me a partial idea of it.
Data Entry 5 - Something Stranger: Corvus has been deemed to be of no major concern anymore, but through recent discovery, stranger things are happening and it kinda leans towards Professor Clemmons; however, solid evidence is no where to be found. Maybe it is what is in on the other side of one of the rifts I need to explore.
Data Entry 6: I am somewhat disappointed in the results of this research, but it appears that I am unable to acquire anymore information about Corvus. I am going to enter one of the rifts that are here to see if it will help me better understand what is going on.
Damm u put a lot of thought into this 😍
Stand (plague of eaven)
THAT’S ALL I NEEDED TO CALL THE SCP FOUNDATION!!!
@@dominicparsons2988 This isn't my best work, but thank you.
Edit: This is now my best work.
TheOmniHero I think we found SCP-049-J
Corvus: Exists
Coronavirus: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary.
Joel Bocanegra Uceda imagine he already cured it completely
Kung fu panda
He speak the language of the gods
Cor(ona)v(ir)us
*H M M M M M M*
Corvus *skadoosh*
These plague doctors helped with the black death, I'm sure he'll be able to help us with this new virus even if his methods are old fashioned.
Phantom *snorts c o c a i n e*
The g h o s t s in my blood: ahhhhhhhhhhh, not the c o c a i n e!!!!
PREPARE FOR *RATTLE ME BONES* AND USE MORE *C O C A I N E* FOR YOUR SKELETON
they used to give something that made them die with the virus and "problem solved" maybe thats why they are a SCP
Aria Avant they’ll beat the virus out of you
Actually they were really ineffective
Man corvus cares about us knowing his ingredients so we dont get hurt
He makes me feel secure and comfortable 100/100
Agreed
**Pours the entire bottle of Black Plague into the mortar**
Yay. No more social distancing for you.
When you trust the dude in the bird mask farther than you trust your actual doctor
Plague doctors: gives cocaine for blood ghosts
Trump: tells the nation to inject disinfectant into their body
The first couple seconds, where he sings is honestly my favorite part
[edit:tbh I’d love to hear a full song]
Corvus says thanks!
me to!❤
Coronavirus: *"Oh?- you're approaching me?"*
Corvus: *"How am i supposed to cure you without getting closer?"*
Gotta have a Jojo reference in there somewhere
@@aviator2363 but of course
That's exactly how Corvus would respond xD
Chew
What beautifull comment
How can i cure without fiddling with medicine caps
Corvus, as he sees the Coronavirus Outbreak: *"I've left for five minutes and it all went to shit"*
It sounds like something he'd say alright 😂
Genesis Titanium I can hear him saying it all calm and casual like when he normally talks it’s very amusing
Yep.....
ShunDanone *Nick fury intensifies*
ShunDanone is was shit before you left
COVID19: You can’t defeat me
2020 Doctors: We know, But he can
Corvus: *beaks down the door*
Yeah but still a funny comment
Beaks*
xD
@@fuitbag bakes
@@Wiertlo999 No you stupid?! Its called brek
It's all fun and games until you realize he actually ripped out a real human brain for the sake of entertainment.
Interesting
Nah💀
@@hellstarrblx why it says when i translate it well and not nah?
Oh shit
@@AJStylesfan_14you don’t say!
Corvus out here celebrating a pandemic like it's Christmas 🤣
thanks for explaining the joke
f efsg
He's like "you get a plauge, and you get a plauge, EVERYBODY GETS A PLAUGE!"
Albert Goenner you spelled plague wrong, 3 times
@@fznf3376 you meant to say r/woosh
Ok wtf I was just searching plague doctor asmr for joking and there is a whole channel of this...
And it's really good...
let me be the first to welcome you to the Arkham sanatorium, the tin foil hat society, and the international league of intellectuals. Your one of us now
“one of us one of uS one of US one oF US one OF US onE OF US oNE OF US ONE OF US”
ONE OF US
Enz0w0 ONE OF US
*ONE OF **_U S_*
We have so many wonderful things to show you here at the Sanatorium...
When he took off the gloves to reveal another pair of gloves, I lost it lol, and then he goes onto say “they keep my safe when I drive my motorcycle” I LOVE CORVUS SO MUCH
What bout me? :
@@lordnupus9644 ^^
SCP-049 Object class: Euclid hi
@@LiterallyTheHunter hello
@S_o_n_i_c 8:22
Corvus has become a staple of my life. I can't fall asleep without him.
I think that's called addiction
I love how he just asked calmly: _”can I remove your brain?”_
Minute
@@Uso2000 54:04 😉
@@vanesaprikrylova4438 Thanks
Well plague doctors were usually untrained people with little actual medical knowledge, or those outcast by the medical society. Their "Treatments" usually came with some sort of disability afterwards, due to the fact they were more experiments rather than remedies. Another interesting fact is, the reason plague doctors masks have a beak is to put flowers and/or scents and herbs in their mask to keep bad smells away, which at the time was believed to be the cause of disease/how they spread. These "disease causing" smells were referred to as miasma. They believed this until the germ theory was formed and eventually proven to be truth.
I'm like no b*tch
Nobody finds a cure to the Corona virus
Uncle ER: *fine I'll do it myself*
No there doing it in 2021
@@sydneycluff3262 r/wooosh or are you deliberately not getting the joke?
Tsukote Amie LoL R/wOsH cRinG nOrMiE XDXDXD
Frost Blood shut the fuck up this is an asmr video not a trump circlejerk
Azrael r/WOW r/kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀 “Wooosh” r/means you didn’t r/get the r/joke, as in the r/sound r/made when the r/joke “woooshes” over your r/head. I r/bet you’re too r/stupid to r/get it, r/IDIOT!! 😤😤😂 r/My r/joke was so r/thoughtfully r/crafted and r/took me a r/total of r/3 r/minutes, you r/SHOULD be r/laughing. 🤬 r/What’s that? My r/joke is r/bad? I r/think that’s r/just r/because you r/failed. I r/outsmarted you, r/nitwit.🤭 In r/conclusion, I am r/posting r/this to the r/community known as “R/Wooooosh” to r/claim my r/internet r/points in your r/embarrassment 😏. r/Imbecile. The r/Germans refer to this r/action as r/Schadenfreude, which r/means r/harm-joy 😬😲. r/WOW! 🤪 Another r/reference I r/had to r/explain to r/you. 🤦♂️🤭 I am going to r/cease this r/conversation for I do r/not r/converse with r/simple r/minded r/persons.
Someone: *coughs*
him: menacingly runs towards you
And lemme guess....
It's in and old sanitarium hallway with dim lighting? :P
Time to run :D
lmao, I just imagine him t-posing while running
N a r u t o r u n s
Lol i would be laughing and also panicking at the same time😂
Does that make me weird..? ._.
55:54
That needle
Is he giving me a shot or is he taking away my soul
well why not both
*Both*
Yes
Thats the "say hi to Jesus" shot
He’s done it once, he can do it again.
All these governments struggling, scientists going crazy
, meanwhile corvus just chilling here with the cure lol
Just because he has the cure does not mean he has to share it. Also he Maybe did a trade with the chaos gods to get that shit so no THX fam
Sergio Vergara Montemiranda
Jochumm never said a thing about sharing it
@@sergiovergaramontemiranda2116 Jochumm never said that he was gonna share it.
Sergio Vergara Montemiranda NO ONE ASKED U
@Cofii _ america shared the atmoic bomb with japan
"You have nothing to worry about my friend"
B R A I N S Q U E E Z E
*brain squeeze* i taste my pinky.
B͎̣̫͈̥̗͒͌̃͑̔̾ͅ R̼̯̤̗̲̞̥̈ͭ̃ͨ̆ A̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍ I̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣ N͉̠̙͉̗̺̋̔ͧ̊ S̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚ Q̥̳̭̘̳͔̹̄ͫ̔̌ͭ̿̓ͅ U̟͎̲͕̼̲ͮͫͭ̋ͭ͛ͣ̈ E̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑ E̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑ Z̼͖̺̠̰͇̙̓͛ͮͩͦ̑ͅ E̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑
B҉R҉A҉I҉N҉S҉Q҉E҉E҉Z҉E҉
That's how we get Headaches
*𝐁𝐫𝐀𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐬𝐬𝐪𝐪𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐳𝐞𝐞𝐞𝐞*
I almost died of laughter at the “just a drop” bit, then I caught the plague and that finished me off 💀
*Virus spreads around the world*
Corvus: Ah shit, here we go again
UberKeiser who’s Corvus
BMJ Produductions oof 💀
@@versace210 no
I missed Corvus’s cheerful disposition about disease so much when he went into hiding. He was always my favorite. His job is so dreary and yet he always had this way to make me smile. It’s strange to say that a plague doctor made my smile and giggle and helped me through my depression but it’s true. Missed him so much. And he’s back now? Yes! So ready for his quirky happiness in all things diseases. Thank you Rift, we missed our birdie boyo ❤️ Welcome home Corvus, we missed you so much.
Why does this feel like a copypasta
*BIRDIE BOYO*
@@I.astar. bruh
*69th like* 👌
Shayde I have no freaking clue mate 😂
This video is perfect for this time.
May everyone be safe and find comfort during this time.
you too man best of luck
@Frost Blood i hope your being sarcastic
0:12 such innocent singing Corvus GIVE IT UP FOR CORVUS 10/10
This guy got us through the black death, 700 years of slumber all led up to this moment
No it's like Pennywise, he awakens every 100 years around the century's 20th decade to deal with the new plague.
Cyclopian Flock second decade tho :)
@@conorbeach125 the decade of the twentys
@@azathoththe3rd oddly specific but okay
lol I read the title as "The Plague Doctor's Cute"
You're not wrong
I mean it doesn't matter he's still cute no homo
@? XxTixTokxX ? Thanks pally
Well that can still apply
@? XxTixTokxX ? ^^
Imagine being a ghost dying from the plague and seeing some one watch this to sleep
Brrrrr
Me as the ghost: *Is this a joke to u?*
What thats what asmr iz for
Imagine the ghost seeing you reading this comment “OH SHIT THEIR ON TO ME”
Ah yes, dying of tooth decay
18:20 love this part so much
When your homie says hes got corona but you dont see the beer.
OOF
Fr
I can't thank you enough for making this. During this pandemic, I couldn't help thinking how much I'd appreciate a calming Corvus video to soothe some of this anxiety and panic I'm feeling on a daily basis.
You truly don't know how much this means to me. Thank you so much, Uncle E.
Reduce news reading.
Get a fucking grip dude Jesus
Crynaotlod are you a doctor, virologist or epidemiologist?
Relax. Change your perspective on it.
@@GreenGlo1991 Going to the beach helps to. Well it depends if they haven't closed it. Just avoid large crowds.
44:35
Corvus: and two shots of black plague --> proceeds to dump whole vial in
I wanted to tell him so bad
That profile pic of yours is extremely cursed and vile
@@cosmicravioli9236 thank you that's my ultimate aim in this life, so it's great to know my hard work has been paying off
Lol
*laughs* we're in danger
Hey, you've been helping me with my moderate anxiety and depression for a while, I've just recently gotten pre-diabetes and I've really needed to take the stress off, I really appreciate your vids and alot things you do
God bless you ❤
Corvus: Are you able to perform a backflip with a somersault?
Me: I'm sorry, I-... ?
How do you backflip with a somersault?
Cant even run bird mask boi
I think he says backflip or a somersault
@@gavingentry8472 that... That makes more sense
Funny thing is the -... Thing to n Morse code is B
I just imagine if this was real the patient: c'mon doc gimme the medicine.
Doctor: continues to play with cap of the medicine.
That was 2 sentences in 1. Took my a while to understand what you were trying..
@@enriquediaz6765 what
Russell McEntire bruh
I would make the medicine get up a doctor's ass if he did that to me. And I would still use it.
@@luis_-mf3er whats wrong with my name
Me: _try to sleep_
Ytb: *SCP049 ASMR*
I mean Uncle Rift did do that roleplay as well 😂😂
I SMELL PESTILENCE
ME TOO 🤣😭
YOU ARE NOT A DOCTER
He looks like a black bird
Even though I got a cereberal hemmorage and later died this was the best doctors appointment i've ever made
"Are you allergic to anything you’re not allergic to?"
Me: "Last tomorrow yeah"
"Last tomorrow" is a really cool movie title, or it could just be a chronological paradox
@@Shrek4onbluray that would be a cool movie
I had a stroke reading this💀
When the present the past and future of the present the past is the present future of the past.
I fell asleep watching this and woke up remembering a crow thing trying to cure me...
Lol same
Lmao same😭
Same
Hell naw to the naw naw
Same
Corvus: i sleep.
Pandemic: sentience is real
Corvus: I SMELL PESTILENCE.
Leena Ewan bruh
049
@@RRTSMPlayz fix your username
@@theultimaterich6302 sorry
@@theultimaterich6302 okay I did but it will take time,just don't be angry
Regular plague doctor: *throws jar of leeches at you with great intensity*
This plague doctor: *OCD+fumbling with everything* ="Do you like the sounds of the cork stopper"
Coronavirus: exist.
The corvus: so you have chosen death.
Federico Piris Da Motta bruh
oops i forgot to laugh
Corvus: *Uses syringe to write notes.*
Me: *Confused screaming*
*Yo what in dere!"!_:: ug . coo i chk ugly poco t duo h]poco pg
Fp
*Laughs in confusion*
@@balloon_doggo r/ihadastroke?
@@ruansasa289 no its a meme lol
Me too man
Coronavirus: Is winning
Announcer: *ENEMY HAS DEPLOYED A PLAGUE DOCTOR*
We might as well.
@@Lukiennn talvez seja sim.
What are you doing watching ASMR? Don’t you have settlements that need help? Go have Preston mark them on your map.
announcer again: THIS ISNT A PLAGUE DOCTOR THIS IS SCP 049 ALL MTF UNITS TO THIS HOUSE IMMEDIATLY
New Foe Approaching
"May I, remove, your brain?"
"Thank you, my friend."
This video will age like fine wine.
Indeed
Indeedee
Indeedeedee
Indeedeedeedeedee
Indeedeedeedeedeedee
dislikes are from those who don't appreciate *a good beaking*
Or people who just didn’t like the video
@@vWolfHD woooosh
ツLospaz it’s r/whooosh and looks like you got whooshed yourself
Волк you tried to correct him but still spelled whoosed
lol
Corona:"I‘m human‘s worst enemy in history!"
The Plague:"Hold my dead bodies!"
Bodies*
Thank you
Bruh i aint holdin nothin just throw them over there
The Plague: *cracks dead bodies*
Haha... Yeah... United States and Russia don’t have thousands of nuclear warheads at their disposal at all... Ha ha...
Him: you have a beautiful brain
Me: *thanks, i don't use it a lot*
Me neither
when scp 049 gets bored he starts doing asmr...
It’s time for another mod
Other version:
Scp 049,hears about covid 19
Scp 049:ight get the tools time to cure these people
Time for a mod
@@williamafton2021 May I have your autograph SCP 049 ?
*Gary’s mod noises*
“Honey I think we should get spicy in the bedroom more often”
*plague doctor walks in
*So many spices, what will you choose...?*
@@marcusgorayeb4741 Penises
O-o
@@watermeloncoughdrops3408 😭😂😂
@@Kanroxji bRuH
*Coronavirus has entered the chat*
*Corvus has entered the chat*
*Coronavirus has left the chat*
This doesn’t have nearly enough likes. Lol.
Corvus also funnily enough is basically a shortened version of Coronavirus.
Uncle E predicted Coronavirus.
@@Hypergen- Coronavirus is also a generic name, but yeah.
*Blacklight Has Been Banned From Further Posting On This Thread*
@@Hypergen- yeah true
Everyone:talking about the stuff he says
me: props to him for wearing that amazing costume for 1 hour that must have been hot inside there-
Something about hearing Corvus’ “‘Tis the season for an outbreak” in these times feels wonderful. I feel more relaxed, and not even from the ASMR.
Imagine they only come back to just give you sugar grams that is got the coronavirus in it then try to sell you an actual cure for $1000
i love corvus, he is so gentle and genuinely cares about his patients
yes much more pleasant to the other doctor who recently injected like 7 zombie viruses into our systems with an "i cant wait to find out what you turn into :D"
Yep
Him casually explaining why you should only put in a drop of highly dangerous uhh I forgot while he pours half of the contents in
COVID-19: Hello
Corvus: *_im gonna end this man's whole career._*
Coronavirus: I fear no man.
But that that thing...
**Ephemeral Rift**
*it scares me*
More like
Coronavirus: I fear no man.
But him...
*Dr Corvus D Clemmons*
He scares me.
Meet the corvus
No it is I am not afraid of any man but that thing corvus scares me in butt buttan
Scp-049 has broken out of his cell and is now doing asmr
Bro thinks every plague doctor is scp-049 smh
@@Thedarkness-10210 I'm relativley sure alot of people think about 049 when they see a plague doctor, it's a popular character and likely got alot of people to learn about plague doctors. I started liking plague doctors because of scp 049.
…
Me after you said that 😮
@@toaster-rp4fti realized that plague doctors can be crewpy thanks to scp-049
person: dying from plague
corvus: *tis the season for an outbreak, fa la la la laaaaaa la la la laaa*
Yeah I guess
I guess
CORVUS LMAOOO
New virus: * exists *
ER, digging through his prop bin: Welp. Time for the bird man again
Bird man vs global pandemic
@@puckles7585
Pandemic vs. One birby boi
Who will win.
‘Tis the season for an outbreak
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Influenza, Measles and Black Plague
Fa la la la la, la la la la
COVID-19, then Ebola
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la
Give the kids some gonorrhoea
Fa la la la la, la la la laaa
True plaguemas ( christmas for the plagues ) spirit
I actually sang that over and over after reading this. Fits so well.
Thanks for the lyrics
@@abuserdad no problemo
LOL 😂
I love how the whole time you be doing ASMR with your hands up
Why is no one talking about how he removed his gloves only to reveal a second set of gloves under.
honestly lmao I came down here looking for just that
Because it’s Corvus he’s always prepared
It's like me when I have my two sets of BLANKETS
8:22
Moist hands
What a strange year 2020 has been so far it literally feels like a movie.
David Johnson bruh
Killers have knives,
Cars have bumpers,
I'm James. A. Janisse
Let's get to the numbers !!!
What a strange year March was. Literally felt like time was suspended.
@@r0tting83 👍👍👍
Just like a movie~
Just like a song~
Doctor: here let me take off my gloves
Also Doctor: *has another pair underneath*
Fair enough
That’s incase a old man slaps your glove and laughs, man..
Love how he just casually takes my brain and just starts feeling it.
3:05 “ And we will be just getting ur brain out in the a moment, literally”
**1 hour later** *-*Finally removes brain-****
54:20
Also, why did the brain looks so ReAl
@@oliviagregory6182 who says it’s not?
@@mentallymaitiu3172 😳
@@mentallymaitiu3172 hmmm
Corvus: Your brain should be in a museum
Also corvus: *squeezes the hell out of the brain*
Minute
Oi, Josuke. I was watching some ASMR and next thing I know some orange crow with a snazy hat js trying to take out my brain
@@royalmage1931 That must be a stand user!
Oi Josuke what are you doing here?
When I was at that part my head felt weird
i cant imagine how this voice is really him. and he does this so naturally.
XPCreeper what do you mean? its clearly because of his fake accent
@@AlxzAlec yeah its a fake accent. i just said i cant believe its him... he does the accent very well i couldent imgaine him being able to produce those sounds.
Might be the mask and his fake accent all together
@@fallensun8068 no im only talking ab the damn voice why am i so confusing to people? im ONly saying im impressed he can do such a cool accent i find it good. that is all. is that ok :/ ?
@@XPCREEPER i thought u were WONDERING why his voice was like that Srry
I’ve seen a lot of ASMRs where they tell you to relax and stuff but this is the only one that has actually relaxed me👍😊🥰🤩👍 (greetings from Australia 🇦🇺)
Greetings from America 😊
@@kiaraunderfell hello over there!😊
🙃
@@glebedev380😢
Coronavirus: (exists)
Corvus and Margaret who have the cure: *prepare for trouble, and make it double*
Oh God I NEED BRAIN BLEACH I can't get the mental image OUT OF MY HEAD!
@@crystal_rose *Why?!*
@@crystal_rose because there are something's man was not ment to see also that implys the Corona is ash in this situation ya know the random kids WHO MEVER LOSES TO TEAM ROCKET
@@crystal_rose well then I. Now my pfp and therefore a cat so I reject your reality and substitute it with cats
The_Protector Of_Smols wrong ash has lost in the sun and moon anime he lost
I feel bad for rift bc he has to cram his beard and flowing mane into that mask.
His beard and hair could just be in the coat
MortalToxicity for this that could be true. However, what about when he does rps with guys like Dave?
Coronavirus: *exists*
Corvus: *WHOMST HAS AWAKENED THE ALMIGHTY ONE?*
I have decided to comment on your 2 month old comment
Who stole my TV
I did, wacha gonna do about it-
The Gaming Cat i have decided to reply to your 2 month old comment
@@jay-qh5ky I have decided to reply to your 15 hour old comment
20:37 LOL TIME TRAVELLER XD
Now people are going to ask me why I’m singing deck the halls incorrectly...
Frisk Dreemurr bruh
Frisk Dreemurr bruh
Frisk Dreemurr i feel u....
Frisk Dreemurr Bruh
What do you mean incorrectly? Corvus's version is superior.
Can we appreciate that he did this for more than 1 hour in that hot costume
wow :(
*A/C*
Probably longer. I mean, not that I doubt his capabilities, but it isn't likely that he got it perfect on the first try
Wdym Costume fool
@@gysgtedwardbuck9501 wdym, fool
him: may i remove your brain?
me: expecting him to get a magnifying glass and some tweezers
Oh self burns those are rare
Oh rip-
my brain is stupid..whats 104+3?
@@mcdonelldouglasf4phantom195 104 + 3 = 152872 (This is a joke. Please do not take it too seriously.)
@@tabinb.6984 srry lol
Thanks to the camera man for traveling back centuries and going into someone’s eye for us
mom why is this doctor's appointment taking so long?
Lol
We had to get you checked out for the black plauge, son
Honey the man is just soo calming
Mum what’s he doing with my brain 🧠
@@DTAM-Aviation290
*It's okay sweetie he's just checking if your brain is sick*
Headcanon: the beginning with Corvus asking the questions was just to make us laugh so we could be less stressed
Fully agree.
Why is this wholesome
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Corvus: takes out vial filled with mysterious liquids
Corvus: “just a drop”
Vial: two drops
Corvus: “or two or three”
Nichole vial = container, vile = disgusting
@@meaty_ochre y e s
Comedic genius, really.
Two shots of vodka
@@rabiesgiver or three-
Dr Sherman:”SCP-049 WHEN DID YOU LEARN THE ABILITY OF SPEAKING ENGLISH!?”
Son: mom where’s dad
Mom: no not again
hyxl - you must be new here
PsychoticWolfie na I have been here ever since 31k my guy
For someone who uploads fortnite videos, your profile pic is one of legends but your age range is from 3-16
hyxl - You created your profil the 26 December 2019 so that impossible
xXBEASTONXx not very legendary because cheese is better