Seeing Dr Corvus in gloves and a hairnet reassures me of his dedication to protecting me from any potential viruses and bacteria while he shoves his nose into my face.
Some of my favorite quotes from Corvus *"So far everything seems okie dokie"* *"Stay putted"* *"Ze i.v. bag is e m t e e. You see? emtee."* *"Rubber chicken. I wouldn't recommend eating a rubber chicken."*
Do you ever see all the drama of the internet and then come across an ephemeral video and just go well at least Corvus is still doing his thing. Whatever that thing is.
The plague doctor mask was created around 1656 used to treat plague without stinch, they would stuff fruits or flowers and other nice smelling things into the nose of the bird mask and seal it over their face and put a robe over it so the horrible smells from the outside would not get in. - fun fact
They thought it was airborne but they also put the flowers and herbs in the noses of the beak so that the smells of the burning bodies (which was the way to dispose of the deceased plagued) wouldn't effect them.
Okay so.. I love plague doctors?? Cuz like, even though they didn’t have the right materials or what we have now they worked with what they had and tried their best. Plus their outfits were cool >:)
The true honesty of Plague Doctors is that while most of them were actually trying to help, and getting Rich in the Process (Whilst also being seen as Outcasts and Heritics who couldn't be executed for Heresy as they were a nessesary "Evil") There were the bad ones who extorted and Stole. While that wasn't the "Norm" so to speak. Plague Doctors are a Rarity. and especially in this Covid World we live in. We need Plague Doctors. Ain't nothing scarier for a Entitled Non-Masked Karen than to be Slapped upside the head and turn to see a Man in a Plague Doctors suit standing there, And then... Those horrible Words "Its beaking time".
What is cool is that the stench of dead bodies was to much for the doctors to handle so they incorperated the beak so that they could stuff it with lavender to block out the smell of the corpses Edit: grammar
I found ER about 4 years ago and I am still absolutely in love with Corvus, he’s so soft spoken and it just fits the character. He’s become my favourite comfort character from ER
It's better than getting ads that promote a janky mobile game with stolen assets/music or an almost nine minute ad where some chick feeds you some BS sob story about her alcoholic father that tangentially ties into her selling a cheaply made beaded bracelet (that upon looking it up costs $50) because it "promotes feng shui".
@@DawnOfLightX yeah those ads were weird. Funny that you reminded me of this comment because yesterday I saw another version of the "feng shui" bracelet ad except now the lady is claiming her mom was the abusive drunk despite saying in the first ad that her mom died giving birth to her.
Me: *asks dad for a plague doctor mask for my 17th birthday* Dad: *Sends it in 6 days early* Me at 12:08 AM: *Intently watches plague doctor ASMR while wearing a plague doctor mask*
*appointment ends* "Hey thanks doc your the best!" *Walks out of office and goes home* "What a swell guy" *Lays down on bed* Wait....WE FORGOT MY HEART!
Corvus: *whispering*: "How long have you been experiencing this discomfort?" Me: *shouting at the top of my lungs* SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN!!! Corvus: *whispers" Ok.
The brain can survive for up to about six minutes after theheart stops. The reason to learn cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) is that if CPR is started within six minutes of cardiac arrest, the brain may survive the lack of oxygen. After about six minutes without CPR, however, the brain begins to die.
So doctors who spend years at medical school purely for the soul reason of your health scare you but an actor wearing a plague doctor bird mask giving you a random drink keeping you alive whilst he opens your chest because your stomach hurts is ok?
Guys calm down, it's normal to not like doctors and that they make you feel stressed. There's plenty of reasons why going to the doctor can make you feel stressed which would cause you to not like going to the doctor.
I used to own one of those masks and the smell was so strong so can we all just give a round of applause to to him for being able to deal with the smell for a whole hour
Sugar! Spice! And a good sacrifice. These were the ingredients to create the perfect Asmr. But Corvus accidentally added another ingredient. Chemical X.
@@commonsenseless9894 you have to the count of *3 hours* to shut up before I tell Zoidberg he'll get a can of sardines if hangs out with you for a day.
You are a very simplistic and regular homo-sapien male from the planet Earth of Dirt. You see a video from Empheral Rift from who in which uses one of his characters called Dr Corvus. D Clemmons who is a plague doctor type of character. You simply use a piece of technology called a mouse or if you are using a smart phone you tap or click on to the video runnig a lot of very complicated and hard coding to were it directs you to this video from Empheral Rift
Earth was originally supposed to describe the main substance of a planet, as dirt is our earth, and Mars's soft rock is its own earth. So referring to Earth as "earth of dirt" is irrelevant to how it should be thought of, unless you say "Earth," as in our planets name. Simply, "earth of dirt" is wrong.
AH! White mask Corvus is back! It’s been too long since I last saw you, my old friend! And I get a beaking session, too?! Christmas has come early this year! 🤗
I have a theory, Corvus is simply a bird man and you two have fallen in love, explaining the frequent visits to the hospital- and his “beaking” are really just him giving you kisses 🌸
For people on mobile: 00:04:13 Calming your mind 00:07:30 Some beaking 00:09:45 Health assessment 00:14:30 Eye exam & light follow 00:16:37 Administering an IV (with special concoction) 00:26:45 Additional ingredients for the IV 00:33:18 Surgical tools overview 00:35:34 The Operation 00:58:34 Post-op
I trust the corpus of you get the reference then just say “This is the Tenno way, establishing peace across the solar system” have a great night everyone 🙂👍👍🛏🛏 g’night guys thank you again E.R for the video I support you just like everyone here. Anyways ima go to bed now good night 😴
As a German it is quite amusing to hear people imitate a German accent. It sounds accurate though! (I really hope you are trying to imitate a German accent, otherwise I just made a fool of myself.)
"Okay now we are ready to explore!" Somebody needs to make a Dora the explorer meme except with the doctor 😂 Edit:This is one of the most relaxing asmr's I have ever experienced! Good job! Also I like the humor tied into this lightly this is relaxing and funny
wildwolf :3 I will actually probably die if ER does a video about this. Please this comment deserves more thumbs up and I demand Corvus the explorer memes
Replace You’ve with you because You’ve means You have Meaning you’ve said You have might be using your mobile data right now Although I appreciate the apostrophe
@@grubyguba corvus is a plague doctor and there was a plague in the middle ages which heavily affected germany so understandably corvus would have a german accent
I always love to remember this ASMR video and just stop everything I was doing and listen to it. It brings me joy and a calming sensation. Some days are very stressful, maybe because of my anxiety or work, but always comes to an end and that's the important thing.
![The Plague Patient [ Plague Doctor ASMR ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fynUiJRsvpc/mqdefault.jpg)
![Lp. Сердце Вселенной #60 РОЖДЕНИЕ ЛОЛОЛОШКИ [Финал] • Майнкрафт](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YoR0pAV9FVQ/mqdefault.jpg)
Me: * has stomache ache *
Corvus: *B E A K I N G T I M E*
Yes.
Ayo free brain and heart tho
@@jake4725 7
@@ArZer 1
*insert aggressive pecking*
Seeing Dr Corvus in gloves and a hairnet reassures me of his dedication to protecting me from any potential viruses and bacteria while he shoves his nose into my face.
Hairnet lol
Not to mention that he's using a used IV bag.
Felken
As all good doctors do.
Corvus is Latin for ‘crow’ - explains the mask
jzknuckles LOL
Corvus: *keeps saying "My friend"*
Me *in tears*: I love you..
........ The what?!
@@RRTSMPlayz Dont worry mah friend he is back
@@cjleehaze time for him to cure corona
@@cjleehaze okeh then
@@SansTheSkeleton-ti3oc and *WHAT THE SUBWAY ARE YOU DOING HERE?!*
When Corvus is beaking you, he’s actually trying to kiss you goodnight just like his homies.
Awwww... Corvus
My heart 💕🥺🥺
Awww you guys!
Thank you for this comment :)
Corvus :333
My little brother is scared of plague doctors. He thinks they are birds that got plague and mutated into humans. It’s kinda a cool concept tbh
that's cute aww
Didn't you say this on some other video. I know you have because the other comment you made had more replies.
^ Yeah i even got a shitton of likes on that one for suggesting to OP to wake his bro up wearing one
Wait....that's...that's not what they are?
Your brother knows too much about us...
Some of my favorite quotes from Corvus
*"So far everything seems okie dokie"*
*"Stay putted"*
*"Ze i.v. bag is e m t e e. You see? emtee."*
*"Rubber chicken. I wouldn't recommend eating a rubber chicken."*
Cant forget " *bonana* "
"I sink (...)"
3 years ago eh?
Old
Do you ever see all the drama of the internet and then come across an ephemeral video and just go well at least Corvus is still doing his thing. Whatever that thing is.
Every day
No one really knows what exactly it is Corvus does, but hey, he's still doing it
The epitome of what it means to surf the internet lmao
Aged like milk. I still love the content though.
8:35 POV; you're a couple of bread crumbs some old lady had thrown on the ground.
Underrated comment
This is everything 😂✨
THIS NEEDS MORR GOD DAMN LIKES😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The last thing they see before they enter the shadow realm
7:43 is better
Any dude who wants to cut you open for slight tummy trouble clearly is a born professional
I bet when his mother was in labor he was the doctor and the baby
Doctor cut my stomach open, kinda weird, but would be cut open by dude again 12/10
Dr. Lecter is that you?
It's Google's father-
@@Moisturizedsocks that’s what my professor said when they were gonna remove a bullet....I never believed him again when he said this wont hury😂
Corvus: *removes rubber chicken*
Me: *shook*
Corvus: *removes my heart*
Me: *S H O O K E T H*
Corvus: forgets to put them back in
Me: Ś H Õ Õ K Ē Š T
Corvus: says the rubber chicken is my new heart
Me:ŠHÖÒKĖTHËŚT
Hi here is a cookie🍪
White girl moment
Wasteland's Exile I’m not sure how skin color fits into this but ok
The plague doctor mask was created around 1656 used to treat plague without stinch, they would stuff fruits or flowers and other nice smelling things into the nose of the bird mask and seal it over their face and put a robe over it so the horrible smells from the outside would not get in. - fun fact
They thought it was airborne but they also put the flowers and herbs in the noses of the beak so that the smells of the burning bodies (which was the way to dispose of the deceased plagued) wouldn't effect them.
They also thought it would protect them from the illness.
Good to know... Thanks! 👌
Good luck with that history test.
Ty
7:34: *"stay putted."* - Corvus D. Clemmons, the ASMR Plague Doctor, 2k17.
“And I’m going to just lean forward here... on my chair”
“ and give you........ a nice beaking “
How was that? Did you enjoy that?
Speech 100
"Doctor, i have a tummyache"
*Doctor opens you and finds a chicken toy*
"NANI?!?"
ome wa mon shinderu
ramoruso14 JOJO ASMR
ramoruso14 Mada Mada
ramoruso14 well when life gives you... rubber chicken?
Chicken: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru.
me: *fakes stomach ache and gets a heart transplant*
me: STONKS
Not only that but also helt
Also me: *DoUbLe StOnKs*
Helth
Helth
Helth
stay *PUTTED*
Kwite?
Now I'm gonna laugh anytime someone says "stay put" to me because of this
Djtsnpis
POOT
@@maksymilians931 Dont run is just ham!
Okay so.. I love plague doctors?? Cuz like, even though they didn’t have the right materials or what we have now they worked with what they had and tried their best. Plus their outfits were cool >:)
The true honesty of Plague Doctors is that while most of them were actually trying to help, and getting Rich in the Process (Whilst also being seen as Outcasts and Heritics who couldn't be executed for Heresy as they were a nessesary "Evil") There were the bad ones who extorted and Stole. While that wasn't the "Norm" so to speak. Plague Doctors are a Rarity. and especially in this Covid World we live in. We need Plague Doctors. Ain't nothing scarier for a Entitled Non-Masked Karen than to be Slapped upside the head and turn to see a Man in a Plague Doctors suit standing there, And then... Those horrible Words "Its beaking time".
@@VOIDRepresentative I ' m s o r r y w h a t.
@@VOIDRepresentative c o m e a g a i n?
have you SEEN an original plague doctor mask??? That shit scary
What is cool is that the stench of dead bodies was to much for the doctors to handle so they incorperated the beak so that they could stuff it with lavender to block out the smell of the corpses
Edit: grammar
Whenever he beaks, I feel like he's giving the camera little bird kisses.
stop im going to fangirl over something im not supposed to again
*_HNNNGHHHHRHHHH_*
B A K AAA.
That’s fucking adorable
BEAK ME HARDER DADDY
That's just cute and creepy.... awww(?
1:14 “Brain transplant with Oompa Loompa successful.”
Oh, Corvus-you cruel, cruel man.
Clearly this was the creation of trump.
I'm dead lmao
I thought you were kidding until I got to that part 😂
Omg
K
I always find it adorable when Corvus wears accessories/outfits that aren't plague doctor attire.
True that
True that
True that
True that
Yes
I found ER about 4 years ago and I am still absolutely in love with Corvus, he’s so soft spoken and it just fits the character. He’s become my favourite comfort character from ER
"What does your doctor do when you're nervous"
"He tells me to just breath deep and relax. What about yours?"
"He beaks me"
"..."
Phantoms' System
That Is So
*AWESOME*
Clearly... thebeakissuperior
Beak
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Doctor: *rips heart out*
Me: *looks at wound* That's a serious boo boo
Doctor: You seem to have a case of the ouchies
Nice stolen Swaggersouls joke
@@wallyfrompapalouie7905 who said he was stealing it? In my eyes he's just applying it to the situation
@@Jac58290 i was having a joke mate calm down
@@crunchygatorade3051 I- I diag wose yew wif termi wal owchies. Don't w- worry I wil tak gud car of yew
@@plaguedoctor8180 way to turn it into hentai
The man who never runs out of commenters who have run out of ideas!
DALZIEL looks like you nailed it
So you ran out of ideas have you now?
Yup.
DALZIEL I have one, Corvus visits Canada. Because why not
DALZIEL Do you wear glasses?
"Brain transplant with oompaloompa successful"
Me: ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵉˡˡ
Oh hey I heard that too.
Timestamp?
@@twxzzy._ 1:14
As I read this he said it
How do you do that with the letters?
I wanna make tiny floating words too.
Plague Doctor: “We are going to open you up and remove whatever is causing you pain”.
*Proceeds to remove my heart*
i mean i guess that works
*then forgets to put it back*
@@noobjo.mp4196 *shoot I'm gonna die*
Me: "I didn't need it anyway"
@@Dreamer.Queen. What happens if I never had any heart but instead, a small shriveled up squishy stone.
The only doctor I trust
@GregoryRomeoTubeHD’s second account Me: *dances when child dies* OH FUCK
The only doctor I’ve ever visited... as far as i knwo
Mom can i get a bike?
Mom:Tell your father
Hes beaking his camera...
Mom:Hes WHAT
The only thing that scared me about this video is that he put green stuff... into... my blood stream...
It’s probably weed
Not again!
😅😅😅
' D a d s ' . . a m i r i g h t-
Ad: “fall asleep within minutes”
Me: *tries app*
App: *recreates all hurricanes ever and puts it in my ear*
Me: “back to the ephemeral rift”
aBrokenNut I hate fat rat adds
It's better than getting ads that promote a janky mobile game with stolen assets/music or an almost nine minute ad where some chick feeds you some BS sob story about her alcoholic father that tangentially ties into her selling a cheaply made beaded bracelet (that upon looking it up costs $50) because it "promotes feng shui".
Why did I read elephant rift
@@MysteriumArcanum that’s very oddly specific.
@@DawnOfLightX yeah those ads were weird. Funny that you reminded me of this comment because yesterday I saw another version of the "feng shui" bracelet ad except now the lady is claiming her mom was the abusive drunk despite saying in the first ad that her mom died giving birth to her.
This quickly went from "I'm gonna be a creepy serial killer" to "Is- Is that a keyboard?- Are you okay, man?"
6:50 "how would you like a peeking"
Me: A what?
*About 30 seconds later*
Me: Satisfaction level: 9000+
0-0
GalacticVoid I was waiting to see what it was then I found out it was actual beaking he stuck the beak in the “face”
I cannot breathe help me
Tea
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!
7:37 - 8:20
When a plague doctor sees breadcrumbs on your face
lel.
Xd
Haha lol bird
Good one Castro
DM Central yeah I do it to my wife all the time.
"We are going to open you up, and remove whatever's causing you pain."
*Removes heart*
Well, I don't see anything wrong here, he did his job-
_Yeah_
He never gave it back
We can never have enough of ze good birb doctor
Especially when the birb doctor makes a meme
*BEAK ME HARDER!*
But we had enough of furries
I have a bird head! You're dominated! We're both having a bad day...
Anon Deus Why tho?
"buried in Margret's Garden" is starting to sound less like an ominous death threat and more like a euphemism
WitchHatsFTW “you don’t want to get too close to this here plague mask, partner. it was buried DEEP in margret’s garden last night 😏”
WitchHatsFTW - I had to look up the word, "euphemism" because I never seen it in a sentence, only said. XD
The Michael Listening to George Carlin taught me about euphemisms, oxymorons and the proper use of irony
Eww...
Garden Fresh Tingles™
8:57 THE HEAD BOPS
OH MAH GAWD THAT’S CUTE, I ADORE IT.
IT'S LIKE HE'S REALLY EXCITED
Idk if I’m the only one but I have been watching this ever since it was posted (so five years) and my favorite part has ALWAYS been the beaking
SAME
The way he's moving his fingers while he's speaks in the beginning. Is amazing in more than one way.
...
@@eattherich162 ....
If Corvus were to ever become a dentist would he become a plaque doctor instead of a plague doctor
oh my god
How bout nO
No he would be called a dentist.
Genius
The door is that way
🚪
Concoction spilling on the floor and the doc's like-
*w h a t z e h e l l*
Me:
*asks dad for a plague doctor mask for my 17th birthday*
Dad:
*Sends it in 6 days early*
Me at 12:08 AM:
*Intently watches plague doctor ASMR while wearing a plague doctor mask*
You have a plague doctor mask?!
@@RRTSMPlayz you can buy them at alot of places :> i got one off amazon, if you look you can find some pretty good ones there
@@Bone20647 I searched it there but I don't have any enough money
He is learning..
Then the **** starts i dont want youtube to like ban me so i censored it
*appointment ends*
"Hey thanks doc your the best!"
*Walks out of office and goes home*
"What a swell guy"
*Lays down on bed*
Wait....WE FORGOT MY HEART!
when you go to get a heart transplant, but get a beaking instead.
@@yeoyh3256 LOL
@@snowdriftin_. r/ whoosh
SANS______ ._.
My heart left with my wife and kids *stares out window with dramatic look on my face*
Heavy: should I be awake for this
Doctor: ha well no
Medic: Oh, don't be a baby. Ribs grow back! (No zey don't).
*r/unexpectedtf2*
You just got dominated
Heavy: DOCTOR. ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?!!
MEDIC: HAHAHA! I HAVE NO IDEA!
*heart explodes*
Heavy: what was that
Medic: the sound of science my friend
*Comes in because of tummy ache*
*Doctor opens chest*
Well the cause of the tummy ache was because of all the items in our abdomen that weren’t supposed to be there
Horizon Syndicate
He didn't gave us our hearts back........
Glu XD
I’m a girl
O.......k?
Corvus: *whispering*: "How long have you been experiencing this discomfort?"
Me: *shouting at the top of my lungs* SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN!!!
Corvus: *whispers" Ok.
*rips heart out then starts talking about how pretty it is*
Me: screaming becuase i'm still alive some how
The brain can survive for up to about six minutes after theheart stops. The reason to learn cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) is that if CPR is started within six minutes of cardiac arrest, the brain may survive the lack of oxygen. After about six minutes without CPR, however, the brain begins to die.
@@tonantzincorralejo7104 Ooooooo a scientist!
Martha Noyola 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😠
*The More You Know*
@@tonantzincorralejo7104 Btw that reply i made wasn't sarcastic that is actually really cool!
I don't like doctors, they make me feel stressed, but this video relaxes me, you're amazing!
Marcell D'avis XD I'm sure they like you, just the others
My mother is a doctor, so I'm kinda obligated to respect you.
You’re fuckin nuts this is creepy as hell
So doctors who spend years at medical school purely for the soul reason of your health scare you but an actor wearing a plague doctor bird mask giving you a random drink keeping you alive whilst he opens your chest because your stomach hurts is ok?
Guys calm down, it's normal to not like doctors and that they make you feel stressed. There's plenty of reasons why going to the doctor can make you feel stressed which would cause you to not like going to the doctor.
me: * falling asleep *
ephemeral rift: “maybe… you would like a beaking”
me: YESYESYESYESYESYES
Yes, Yes, Oh My God.
Me: how about no. I've been bitten by a parrot before and I'm not being bitten by a bird again.
I actually whispered 'yes' about 16 times before he started
Eisendracht Gaming i may be the only one who understands that reference
Oh god, is it going to be both?
Doctor: dont worry we will put your heart back
me at the end: HE FORGOT MY HEART
You forgot to tell him though
THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING
Not me SCREAMING at Corvus to give me my heart back. I'm going to die now. 😂
Doctor: *spills green stuff*
Me: you okay over there?
Doctor: Yes my friend.
*Yes my fwend.
*WOULD YOU LIKE MORE BEAKING*
No thank you
BEAK ME DADDY (im Not sorry)
*hides in the corner with holy water* Stay back you sinful children-
@@crypticshyguy9170 MUHAHAHAHA >:D
Stay BACK YOU SINFUL CHILD I HAVE HOLY WATER
10/10, great video. 100/10, excellent beaking. 1000/10, spectacular channel.
I used to own one of those masks and the smell was so strong so can we all just give a round of applause to to him for being able to deal with the smell for a whole hour
Corvus: *removes keyboard*
Me: Oh that's where it went. Did you find the mouse as well?
What about the monitor?
Sugar! Spice! And a good sacrifice. These were the ingredients to create the perfect Asmr. But Corvus accidentally added another ingredient. Chemical X.
AND THUS AN ACTUALLY DECENT ASMR WAS BORN!
Yessss omg
BOI NANI?!?!
Chemical beaking
Corvus is the only doctor I can relax around
Shut up fry
@@Kat_the_Bard
And if I say no
@@commonsenseless9894 I'll make you spend a day with Zoidberg.
@@Kat_the_Bard
I'd sooner polish benders ass
@@commonsenseless9894 you have to the count of *3 hours* to shut up before I tell Zoidberg he'll get a can of sardines if hangs out with you for a day.
Corvus: keeps saying I’m his favorite
Me: (crying in happiness) thank you
7:46 8:52 you have almost won a life time supply of beaking!
and u have spelt beaking wrong wow!!
Birb kiss
@@mexicanseal6105 YoU SpElT YoU WroNg
@@AnAceBrit BuT OBvIsLy He WaSnT tRyInG tO sPeLl YoU iTs A fAsTeR wAy To SpElL tHaT wOrD
@@mexicanseal6105 lol sorry, I changed it so it doesnt bother anyone else.
I think I downloaded the wrong 13th century documentary
airsoft good no this is definitely the right documentary
😂😂😂
Nah it is close enough , he missed go commit 13th century Europe
It’s uhh the 14th century
You were only off 100 years behind but no worries 😉
DemonBlood107 OBJECTION
THE BLACK DEATH AKA THE PLAGUE HIT EUROPE IN THE 1340s
Do a Corvus face reveal where he pulls off the mask to reveal yet another mask
He’d be pulling a Charles Dance Phantom on us (I guarantee no one will get this reference!)
Behind every mask is another mask
Master chief would be proud
*BAZINGA*
Lmao, that would be funny 😂
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT BEAKING MEANT UNTIL IT HAPPENED AND I FEEL SO LOVED THAT WAS ADORABLE
He took my heart out like a mortal Kombat move, though I feel assulted, I feel relaxed
You: **Have a slightly upsetting stomachache**
*PLAGUE DOCTOR*
Ur channel made my sister spill her milk, don’t take that as a complement. I’m leaving now. Bye.
Faking a stomach ache? BEAKING!
Me: I am scared to see what he will pull out next
Corvus: *Pulls out grenade*
Me:Oh God...How in the name of.... Jesus...
I th out you were joking
That grenade was inside of my body and I am not surprised whatsoever....
question is
WHERE'D HE GET A GRENADE
and not that paperweight junk
When you realize Corvus just stole your heart.
Oh no, that's twice in this video...
That normal?
Literally
He already did that years ago😢
I am a simple man. I see Corvus, I click.
Flevir Are you saying that you don't click on each Uncle E's new video automatically?
You are a very simplistic and regular homo-sapien male from the planet Earth of Dirt. You see a video from Empheral Rift from who in which uses one of his characters called Dr Corvus. D Clemmons who is a plague doctor type of character. You simply use a piece of technology called a mouse or if you are using a smart phone you tap or click on to the video runnig a lot of very complicated and hard coding to were it directs you to this video from Empheral Rift
Corvus is one of his best characters IMO.
Corvus is best waifu.
Earth was originally supposed to describe the main substance of a planet, as dirt is our earth, and Mars's soft rock is its own earth. So referring to Earth as "earth of dirt" is irrelevant to how it should be thought of, unless you say "Earth," as in our planets name. Simply, "earth of dirt" is wrong.
AH! White mask Corvus is back! It’s been too long since I last saw you, my old friend! And I get a beaking session, too?! Christmas has come early this year! 🤗
Morgan Gobin I feel your happiness
Its the new R6S Character
But not too early. It's only 3/4 days 'till
It has come
I have a theory, Corvus is simply a bird man and you two have fallen in love, explaining the frequent visits to the hospital- and his “beaking” are really just him giving you kisses 🌸
Done did An oof
cute (actually that would make a good story)
I will do a Wattpad fanfic on that!!!!
Theresa L Tell is when your done! I’d read it.
This was the first asmr vid i ever watched, and i still come back to ot all the time, thank you for this :)
Corvus and chill
Bishop that’d make a good shirt
Bishop ey just watched Alien too bad you're in Aliens
Professor and Undress Her.
I'll leave
It's so old that it can be funny for just a bit now. I like it imo.
No it's actually *CORVUS AND BILL*
Uh.... D-doc... My heart? Its still.... On the... Counter...
Naaaaa you don't nead It my dude
Meh, you'll be fine
wtf are you waching brother
Omg I thought nobody else noticed!
Well mabye the cut - away he did was you telling him about your heart still being on the counter.
For people on mobile:
00:04:13 Calming your mind
00:07:30 Some beaking
00:09:45 Health assessment
00:14:30 Eye exam & light follow
00:16:37 Administering an IV (with special concoction)
00:26:45 Additional ingredients for the IV
00:33:18 Surgical tools overview
00:35:34 The Operation
00:58:34 Post-op
arose2165 ty
Some heroes don't wear capes...
like the comment so it gets on top
danks man
I stuck a feather in my hat and invented a noodle
I’m so glad there’s no ads on this. I have my volume to its max. *speed*
I trust corvus
Yes, a very wise decision, you are most certainly dead af.
I trust the corpus of you get the reference then just say “This is the Tenno way, establishing peace across the solar system” have a great night everyone 🙂👍👍🛏🛏 g’night guys thank you again E.R for the video I support you just like everyone here. Anyways ima go to bed now good night 😴
*corvus walks into your house*
“Sorry I forgot to give your heart back”
Rightfully so, he has gloves.
Heres a fun drinking game: Every time someone thinks scp made up plague doctors in the comments, take a shot. I guarentee you won't last a minute.
I never seen a comment like that....
Valkaerie it’s been 8 months and I’m still sober
I will take shots of water.
i wore one to school and almost everyone thought i was an scp
I can’t fucking drink I’m 12 :,(
Corvus is without a doubt, one of the best characters! Keep up the great work, ER
Which one?
Deep one Dave is my favorite
Who's going back in the Corvus lore in 2020 for the coronavirus outbreak
Corvus is the hero we need.
Either Crovus is the hero or he made it
Yeah some of us never left tbh
M E
its weird seeing a comment one year ago about covid and realizing we're still in covid like huh its been like two years of the plague
well..i trust you more than my actual doctors for some reason
*s a m e?*
So do I bc he doesn't want to check my balls thts a win
Same
The first very transparent doctor that doesn’t ask for a check
Hmm, wonder why a doctor behind a screen in a video is more trust worthy than a living creature in real time?
Doctor: Would you like more beaking?
Me: No I'm fine I don't--
Doctor: Okay sure! *beaks me to kingdom come*
If you don't want ze beaking you're an anomalous entity that by law shouldn't exist.
Tabitha how do you even know that ....
I might have to call the ghost busters ?
I love the use of ‘kingdom come’ here, A-tier comment. Deserves a like.
@@tabithathecat beaking time!
@@RRTSMPlayz yay!
“Brain surgery with Oompa Loompa successful” ok wait reverse take it back now y’all
I audibly snorted at this comment
Turn it up
Cha cha real smooth
Successful Loompa oompa with surgery brain
*maraca noises*
Doctoor: (pulls out keyboard)
Me: shocked
Doctoor: (pulls out lemon aid)
Me: *SHOOK*
Doctoor: (pulls out heart)
Me: *S H O O K E T H*
ME=ŞOKEE OLDUM
(Pulls out nuke)
Me: SHOOKETHER
@@door.4975 (takes out vile of the bubonic plague)
*SHOOKETHERIST*
Doctor: (pulls out heart)
Me: *DEAD* (Because my heart is no longer in my body)
Doctor: pulls out prescribed medicine
Me: *SHOOKE-* oh wait never mind that’s normal...
As a German it is quite amusing to hear people imitate a German accent. It sounds accurate though! (I really hope you are trying to imitate a German accent, otherwise I just made a fool of myself.)
Head of a thousand sheep's wool
You were right. Corvus is definitely German.
Morgan Gobin no he isn’t german he is Corvus
A's Channel no he wain't corvus, he is Paul
“Herr Doktor”. Alternatively Corvus follows rules that are unknown to us mere mortals.
Head of a thousand sheep's wool I remember in a video a character said that Corvus had an accent of unknown origin. I can’t remember which one though.
**Highly stressed out from the scary plague doctor mask.*
**though very relaxed at the same time.*
Imagine him as a oompa loompa.
Wait thats scarier
Lol "brain transplant with umpalumpa... successful"😂
1:15
I think I know who the patient was **COUGH** CARTMAN **COUGH**
Haahahaha dude xD
Carlitos911 yeah what's up
I actually laughed really loud and I am at work
This was the first video I had ever seen from this channel so I came back 3 years later and omg it is still as good as I remembered. 10/10
Same
we told dr.bright to NOT give scp-049 doctors equipment. He ran off and said “I know what I’m doing”.
No _face for once I think Jack did know what he’s doing
That's corvus not SCP 049
@@a_distant_figure7941 *Corvus
@Adam Jensen 1st that's true then the last why XD
He attacc
He protecc
But most Importantly,
He save u from Hecc
With *BEACC*
Ik
Oh yeah yeah *nods with agreement*
Stop with these fucking he attacc shit
@@buckythebeaver6074 wel f* you too like jezz
Fr
Who would have though that a man in a bird mask, digging through my spaghetti guts, would put me to sleep. You didn't put my heart back, god damn you.
Julia Parker this made me laugh so hard
Corvus: this is in the way, I’ll temporarily remove it
Me: oh what is i-
Corvus: * removes heart *
Me: 👁👄👁
*removes heart* Heavy: Should I be awake for this?
Ahah... well no. But since you are, do you mind holding jour ribcage, I cant seem to-
*rib breaks off*
chara dreemurr
*screams in russian pain*
*holds up broken rib and looks worried*
@@rustkarl oh dont be such a baby! Ribs grow back! *looks at Archimedes* no zey dont...
chara dreemurr
*medicine happens*
What happens now?
@@rustkarl now?
Heheheh
Now, ve go practice medicine!
Slay my insomnia, you God.
Geralt of fucking Rivia I can picture that.lol
And your amnesia
Geralt of fucking Rivia now different guy that's the insomnia killers
Butcher of fucking blaviken
Blasphemy
"Okay now we are ready to explore!"
Somebody needs to make a Dora the explorer meme except with the doctor 😂
Edit:This is one of the most relaxing asmr's I have ever experienced! Good job! Also I like the humor tied into this lightly this is relaxing and funny
wildwolf :3 I will actually probably die if ER does a video about this. Please this comment deserves more thumbs up and I demand Corvus the explorer memes
7:37 when he started leaning forwards, my first thoughts were "Are we about to kiss right now 😏" lmao
Friendly Reminder:
You might be using your mobile data right now
i have unlimited data boiIiiiIiIieiieieieieiei
I literally checked
Indeed i am
Thank you, i almost ran out of 4G
Replace You’ve with you because
You’ve means You have
Meaning you’ve said
You have might be using your mobile data right now
Although I appreciate the apostrophe
Hey uh...SCP-049 Took the Video Recorder again
Dr Font I’m okay with this.
Dr Font get a team of class d’s and let him do surgeries greys anatomy style
Nah it's just Corvus
XD
not corvus silly uwu
24:49 lmao he looks so proud holding that packet of blood or what ever it is
IV bag, usually filled with sedatives, anesthesia, pain killers, etc
He said it is green its probably boogers or diarrea XD
I don't know why but when this man beaked me I felt more relaxed than I've ever been
Him:no i did not put anything in ze peak ‘cause I now you don’t have ze plague
I like how he says ze instead of the
And zis
It has to do with French accent type
It’s a German accent, actually
Diofeliz
ye and 049 is french so he should have french accent
@@grubyguba corvus is a plague doctor and there was a plague in the middle ages which heavily affected germany so understandably corvus would have a german accent
Transplant with
Oompa loompa
Successful
HeyItsMe LMVG 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died laughing
"Patient does not show signs of improvement"
Me: *well thanks*
I always love to remember this ASMR video and just stop everything I was doing and listen to it.
It brings me joy and a calming sensation.
Some days are very stressful, maybe because of my anxiety or work, but always comes to an end and that's the important thing.