What kind of SCP are you? ASMR

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  • Опубліковано 18 гру 2024

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  • @PerceptionASMR
    @PerceptionASMR 4 роки тому +11355

    ER is a actually an SCP who constantly acts as though they are before a camera talking to someone. This SCP can take on numerous characters and voices but always has the same underlying shape. If you watch this SCP for long enough, you get sleepier and sleepier until in a coma like state. If woken, the person will constantly request more content from this strange SCP and think of nothing else.

    • @General_Arcturus506
      @General_Arcturus506 4 роки тому +386

      ...woah

    • @misfit2548
      @misfit2548 4 роки тому +325

      Hey mind if someone runs with this?

    • @brianbayot8347
      @brianbayot8347 4 роки тому +531

      This is SCP-5178, the ASMRtist.

    • @PerceptionASMR
      @PerceptionASMR 4 роки тому +75

      @@misfit2548 sure what do you mean 🤣

    • @thecrusader4717
      @thecrusader4717 4 роки тому +196

      @@PerceptionASMR he's wondering if someone can make an SCP file of it on the wiki. Just in case it's an original idea he's asking permission to write it or have someone else write it.

  • @marioluigi27
    @marioluigi27 4 роки тому +3159

    "Target seems unresponsive to Mind Control"
    Me: *Consistently attempting to make him tap the clipboard*

    • @edgeyaw
      @edgeyaw 4 роки тому +23

      You know what, Dr brite sounds like an asshole

    • @phoonwax
      @phoonwax 4 роки тому +29

      Anyone would be if they've lived as long as him

    • @justvibing1889
      @justvibing1889 4 роки тому +50

      @@edgeyaw He’s an immortal bad ass that tried to kill the un killable reptile with a chainsaw missile launcher

    • @l.f.ullwar2030
      @l.f.ullwar2030 4 роки тому +6

      "Seems"

    • @francinekuri9964
      @francinekuri9964 4 роки тому +14

      @@justvibing1889 If we would stop being assholes to the unkillable lizard maybe it wouldn't need to be killed?

  • @cheeseman6016
    @cheeseman6016 3 роки тому +3690

    I like how he removed ads so that our ears don’t get molested while we’re tryna sleep. To him it was a small price to pay

    • @frederickoftheartic2209
      @frederickoftheartic2209 3 роки тому +130

      "Molested"

    • @tristanlii
      @tristanlii 3 роки тому +43

      @@frederickoftheartic2209 molest i like the ring to it

    • @icgmommy87
      @icgmommy87 3 роки тому +205

      *want a break from the ads? Watch this short 30 second video to get a 30 minute add free experience.*

    • @Yemo132
      @Yemo132 3 роки тому +161

      lol yeah the ads usually scream down my ears "HAVE U BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT?!" and i'm like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" when i get scared half to death

    • @ncrranger3529
      @ncrranger3529 3 роки тому +54

      @@Yemo132 *Messenger notification* LOUD RANDOM MUSIC BEHIND A MESSENGER CONVERSATION

  • @Chikicus
    @Chikicus 2 роки тому +1354

    Things Dr. Rift is NOT allowed to do at the Foundation:
    1: Put all staff to sleep (again)
    2: Sneak into the aforementioned containment chamber and present the anomaly with his own personal list of questions (video above)
    3: I'm getting kinda sleepy, I sho

    • @omor_143
      @omor_143 Рік тому +83

      yeah, we don’t want him doing that aga

    • @Jackinthebox1951
      @Jackinthebox1951 Рік тому +57

      For real,we don’t want him doing it agai-

    • @John_Gillman
      @John_Gillman Рік тому +49

      Dr. Rift probably has memetic effects where anyone listening to any kind of recording or in person of him will get sleepy and fall asleep after a few minutes

    • @Mr.Madd168
      @Mr.Madd168 Рік тому +50

      Wait what are yall talking ab

    • @d34dsatan
      @d34dsatan Рік тому +39

      huh? i dont underst

  • @jypeewee1613
    @jypeewee1613 3 роки тому +5109

    It'd be funny if he dropped our head by accident.
    "It seems that your head could-- ah shit! Sorry bout that"

    • @WakoDoodle
      @WakoDoodle 3 роки тому +386

      and that's how I fell for him.
      I lost a few feet but I grounded myself.
      You could say I headed in a different direction.
      Ahahaha, seriously, don't drop that. I need it.

    • @jypeewee1613
      @jypeewee1613 3 роки тому +27

      @@WakoDoodle 😂😂

    • @-gal-ya-pal-3967
      @-gal-ya-pal-3967 3 роки тому +99

      @@WakoDoodle you my good pal , would make an exellent father

    • @toasterhavingabath6980
      @toasterhavingabath6980 3 роки тому +75

      @@WakoDoodle this joke made me lose my head

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 роки тому +52

      @@WakoDoodle losing my mind rn

  • @forvergone4784
    @forvergone4784 3 роки тому +5569

    "What type of SCP are you?"
    "I'm just... the janitor my guy..."

    • @henrywutzke1685
      @henrywutzke1685 3 роки тому +175

      The most powerful OOP in control is the Janitor

    • @None-dk2dq
      @None-dk2dq 3 роки тому +37

      Well I’m here to find out what scp I’m i ?

    • @randomeuropean7499
      @randomeuropean7499 3 роки тому +30

      so You're a Cleaner?

    • @randomeuropean7499
      @randomeuropean7499 3 роки тому +22

      @@henrywutzke1685 really? some man told me SCP Janitors always die

    • @None-dk2dq
      @None-dk2dq 3 роки тому +7

      @@randomeuropean7499 I’m scp 001

  • @notleviathan855
    @notleviathan855 4 роки тому +12606

    I can imagine we're all just super dangerous SCP's but we're just too lazy to actually do anything.

  • @theslimeassassin3287
    @theslimeassassin3287 2 роки тому +580

    SCP-001-J
    Name: “The Sleepy Crew”
    Object class: Safe
    SCP-001-J consists of several thousand, if not million instances, all unique to one another but all share a consistent emotion, drowsiness. Instances are drowsy for their time they spend alive but can be put to sleep by noises deemed “calming” or “relaxing” to them, this can range from tapping on a wall to calm and sometimes barely audible talking. The instances seem to behave like average people but possess a unique anomalous power over normal people, being their ability to make anyone in a 2 meter radius to also become drowsy, but only for the time that they’re within range.
    While being the 2nd easiest anomaly to keep contained, these instances love to frustrate foundation personnel, either by asking to be let out or to be constantly read a bedtime story. The foundation is unable to keep all instances contained and have unintentionally terminated some from mistaking them for random wandering civilians, the 05 council has decided that these anomalies are completely harmless and too annoying to contain so they have issued an order for any site currently containing any instance of SCP-001-J to release them back into society, as they cannot cause any harm to people they come into contact with.
    Strangely, the foundation noticed that the anomalous properties of SCP-001-J instances are ineffective to people who are operating machinery such as forklifts, factory workers and people driving vehicles. These instances are now usually seen laying in beds wearing headphones listening to ASMR.

    • @UNLIMITED-DAN
      @UNLIMITED-DAN Рік тому +24

      Extend that range across the world and it becomes KETER or Above

    • @Amethyst_draws
      @Amethyst_draws Рік тому +12

      yea sooooo i just read 2 other ones sooooooo not toda-
      log 4258764-
      unit [UNKNOWEN] was found dead to SCP-[UNKNOWEN] it was bad as fu-...
      W3.....
      1C0....M3
      2 H...3
      1....1... -END OF LOG 4258764

    • @laurkapieta899
      @laurkapieta899 11 місяців тому +22

      Me after clicking "Show more": WHAT THE FU-

    • @theslimeassassin3287
      @theslimeassassin3287 11 місяців тому +8

      @@laurkapieta899 hehe, not what ya expected ay?

    • @laurkapieta899
      @laurkapieta899 11 місяців тому +7

      @@theslimeassassin3287 I wasn't ready to see 100 million 4 tausend and 9 words 0-0

  • @mrtalkatoo2788
    @mrtalkatoo2788 3 роки тому +2562

    We are an scp that requires very calm and mellow sounds to stay inactive
    He’s whispering cuz if he doesn’t we’ll go crazy

    • @leotimesleo
      @leotimesleo 3 роки тому +158

      we're dangerous scps, but we stay calm if we are whispered too / calmly spoken too

    • @fmradio4908
      @fmradio4908 3 роки тому +178

      I love the idea of a hostile scp that has to be listening to asmr to be interacted with safely.

    • @jankystreams3337
      @jankystreams3337 3 роки тому +69

      @@fmradio4908 "OK get the headphone launcher!"

    • @Ruina11
      @Ruina11 3 роки тому +38

      Dude be on keter duty

    • @wannabe-werecat
      @wannabe-werecat 3 роки тому +84

      we're just a mass of beings stuck together and when we hear any loud noises we all just fucking combust or some shit

  • @m.j.piazza7853
    @m.j.piazza7853 4 роки тому +1055

    "You don't move very much...and you don't talk..."
    Writers: *Are called out*

  • @anuszharmat
    @anuszharmat 4 роки тому +5719

    Dr. Bright: immortality
    Dr. Clef: Reality bending
    Dr. Rift: Putting the SCPs into long periods of sleeping

    • @jessechavez5602
      @jessechavez5602 4 роки тому +125

      Me: potato

    • @GachaRobloxianAndrew
      @GachaRobloxianAndrew 4 роки тому +28

      XD

    • @pokeplush6703
      @pokeplush6703 4 роки тому +55

      Dr. Me: am I doctor I don’t think *eats chip* *turns on tv*

    • @GachaRobloxianAndrew
      @GachaRobloxianAndrew 4 роки тому +36

      Dr Andy: Supreme lord of time and space

    • @braedenfluke5050
      @braedenfluke5050 4 роки тому +72

      Dr. Clef isn’t a reality bender. He’s actually a human reality anchor. It’s hard to explain what a reality anchor is since I lack the knowledge but basically him being near anomalous beings, mainly reality benders makes them begin to lose their powers. Not immediately mind you but over time it begins to go away which enabled him to kill 101 Type Greens in the GOC. Actually believe it or not clef was the one who made the GOC’s guide for dealing with type greens.

  • @scpadmin1592
    @scpadmin1592 2 роки тому +603

    Mr. Rift, we congratulate you on your interview with SCP-UNCATEGORIZED. However much of this data must only be viewed by the O-5 counsel. This means that around 26.094 of the data will be expunged.
    -Formally the Admin

    • @Site17ProfDrFox
      @Site17ProfDrFox 2 роки тому +22

      @alfred westerink MTF get this dude

    • @contykillerguy7537
      @contykillerguy7537 Рік тому +4

      O5-04 is here

    • @Site17ProfDrFox
      @Site17ProfDrFox Рік тому +7

      @@contykillerguy7537 thanks for saving my life 05-04

    • @ProfessorFig1
      @ProfessorFig1 Рік тому +1

      cool

    • @O5-7
      @O5-7 Рік тому +4

      After review of the file much of this information will be unredacted barring names of personell. This message has been composed via the consensus of the O5 council.

  • @elenavazquez6574
    @elenavazquez6574 3 роки тому +1848

    Him: Can you understand our language?
    Me: *shakes head no*
    Him: alright... *double take* Wait a damn minute.

    • @GTCYTMC
      @GTCYTMC 3 роки тому +44

      I’d respond someway or another

    • @melonpulse4833
      @melonpulse4833 2 роки тому +5

      @Sanctioned Moron Minecraft enchanting table is weak.
      I speak in Windows XP startup sound.

    • @averagejak1727
      @averagejak1727 2 роки тому +25

      @@melonpulse4833 you fool, to think the windows XP
      start up is all that. Ha I speak in microwave beeps

    • @melonpulse4833
      @melonpulse4833 2 роки тому +16

      @@averagejak1727 he's too powerful to be left alive!

    • @shins.u
      @shins.u 2 роки тому +13

      @@averagejak1727 *cackles in alien dialect*

  • @bee7552
    @bee7552 4 роки тому +465

    "We're going to try to listen for your heart, if you even have a heart."
    [Insult: Deletion of unwanted file.]

    • @MeatGreasy
      @MeatGreasy 3 роки тому +9

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    • @randallsanders1766
      @randallsanders1766 3 роки тому +5

      @@MeatGreasy uh, ok

    • @landonmitchell3588
      @landonmitchell3588 3 роки тому +3

      Really had to make an AWOG reference didn’t you?

    • @HikiOmo
      @HikiOmo 3 роки тому +6

      Reference: SCP 079 Interview

    • @aioctober873
      @aioctober873 3 роки тому +3

      SON OF A BITCH AI SHUT DOWN AGAIN, DOC!

  • @aziraphalethesapphic
    @aziraphalethesapphic 4 роки тому +1194

    I’m just realizing that SCP is probably the largest and longest game of “yes and” ever played

    • @Schnifty23
      @Schnifty23 3 роки тому +39

      mostly also the best maze game ever

    • @mantis3069
      @mantis3069 3 роки тому +11

      No, everyone at the facilities would be too nice fore me to freak out and kill everyone.

    • @skyraz8489
      @skyraz8489 3 роки тому +11

      Silence theatre kid

    • @aziraphalethesapphic
      @aziraphalethesapphic 3 роки тому +19

      @@skyraz8489 I may be traumatized-

    • @otter_nerd4419
      @otter_nerd4419 3 роки тому +7

      What is "Yes and"?

  • @thecobaltcobra8422
    @thecobaltcobra8422 2 роки тому +142

    “Because of an event that transpired with you”
    I don’t know what it was but his tone made me think I somehow got soap that kills 100% of germs

  • @dylanaroberts97
    @dylanaroberts97 4 роки тому +719

    *nearly asleep*
    “It looks as though I can remove your head”.
    HOLD UP-

  • @togas_nightcores
    @togas_nightcores 3 роки тому +4255

    Imagine being born as an SCP and you have a really cool power and then being immediately captured by the foundation and being locked up the rest of your life... that must suck for the ones captuable

    • @mid1429
      @mid1429 3 роки тому +336

      They will try to keep you comfortable at least if it’s not a risk to them

    • @giyuutomioka9604
      @giyuutomioka9604 3 роки тому +72

      I have been exposed😨😨I must turn into something no one will ever think of it I'm a shape shifter😶😶 oh no I spoke to much bye✌✌ (edit 1: and I'm a time traveller ✌✌) (edit 2: in Minecraft 😛😛)

    • @giyuutomioka9604
      @giyuutomioka9604 3 роки тому +9

      @@mid1429 that's true 😃😃

    • @magesticcrab2164
      @magesticcrab2164 3 роки тому +70

      Maybe we could negotiate. I get let back into society, in return, I keep my powers a secret.
      Or I could just let myself out? And not stay secrete?

    • @giyuutomioka9604
      @giyuutomioka9604 3 роки тому +4

      @@magesticcrab2164 I'll get the first option 😃😃

  • @kokomis1
    @kokomis1 3 роки тому +7936

    Scp-5983: the viewer
    Class: euclid
    Containment procedures: regular containment procedures adequate for 5983. Only extra requirement being a few extra blankets as it seems to like to ‘nest’ in its sleeping quarters
    Scp-5983 seems to be a human of indeterminent gender and age with social anxiety and selective mutism. 5983 will only speak with Dr. [REDACTED] (also known as Dr. ephemeral rift) and a few D-classes. 5983 will go into a catatonic state for a varying amount of time when spoken to at a volume louder than 20-25 decibels, and will be unable/unwilling to respond to any outside stimulation until a sufficient amount of time has passed. 5983 has shown no desire to escape containment as long as its needs are met and the auditory stimuli dont exceed 40 decibels at maximum. 5983 has been shown to remember most everything it hears and can reproduce that sound when they open their mouth, no movement needed to form words or other such complicated noises (as such it is pertinent to not discuss sensitive information about 5983 or any other scp near it’s containment)

  • @rheathesaturnmoon9124
    @rheathesaturnmoon9124 2 роки тому +237

    54:28 "I don't know what to think at this point." Me approximately twenty minutes into every school day.
    Also I'm very glad I discovered this channel and I'm definitely gonna check out more of your videos. The tingles come in such a perfect way, it's so satisfying.

    • @ShyGuyBay
      @ShyGuyBay 24 дні тому

      Same here! This guy is great.

  • @gamegirl23100
    @gamegirl23100 3 роки тому +1178

    Maybe we speak in a pitch humans can’t hear so every time he says we’re unresponsive we’re like, “BRO WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?”

    • @disapointment1389
      @disapointment1389 3 роки тому +72

      Sings never gonna give you up loudly*

    • @jigokunohi6538
      @jigokunohi6538 3 роки тому +42

      @@disapointment1389 NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

    • @TH4N4T0S
      @TH4N4T0S 3 роки тому +36

      @@jigokunohi6538 never gonna run around and hurt you

    • @disapointment1389
      @disapointment1389 3 роки тому +23

      @@jigokunohi6538 never gonna run around and hurt you

    • @lukiklepsa6218
      @lukiklepsa6218 3 роки тому +29

      @@disapointment1389 Never gonna make you cry!

  • @Emperor_D0nk
    @Emperor_D0nk 4 роки тому +1716

    The scp on camera quivers before this man, for he has an ominous aura that cannot be comprehended.

    • @yaboired3378
      @yaboired3378 4 роки тому +33

      For reeeaaallll dude

    • @francinekuri9964
      @francinekuri9964 4 роки тому +80

      He's an immortal eldritch god, what do you expect? He is beyond our reasoning.

    • @ianwynn354
      @ianwynn354 4 роки тому +13

      Like Gus from Breaking Bad

    • @shala_shashka
      @shala_shashka 4 роки тому +27

      The word youre looking for is "ominous"

    • @saysHotdogs
      @saysHotdogs 4 роки тому +6

      The old napkin psychology

  • @Mantis.306
    @Mantis.306 4 роки тому +515

    This guy would rob someone, then talk in a calming voice, and convince everyone around him to let him rob the guy because of his calming voice.

    • @erikhullum625
      @erikhullum625 4 роки тому +15

      Rob a Bank then get caught and explain how he was just making an asmr video and get let off with the money

    • @DEITY_Z
      @DEITY_Z 4 роки тому +11

      Or he talks in a calming voice, everyone falls asleep, and he can take over the entire multiverse.

  • @CloneBoi970
    @CloneBoi970 7 місяців тому +65

    Sir, you stun-gunned me, taped my mouth shut, tied me to a chair and asked me random questions for nearly an hour. You will be hearing from my lawyer , the fbi and the real SCP Foundation.

  • @SraTacoMal
    @SraTacoMal 4 роки тому +3102

    Plot twist: They forgot the SCP in the box and it’s dead.

    • @tangerin3_4utumn
      @tangerin3_4utumn 4 роки тому +173

      schrödingers scp

    • @jadetheslime3140
      @jadetheslime3140 4 роки тому +66

      @@tangerin3_4utumn Neither alive nor dead.

    • @ilikepie4685
      @ilikepie4685 4 роки тому +59

      Please don’t tell me it’s THAT scp, if it is I’m gonna cry.

    • @zargos4587
      @zargos4587 4 роки тому +53

      Here were dragons?

    • @kingpuddles1404
      @kingpuddles1404 4 роки тому +22

      That explains the head thing

  • @thenuggetholder
    @thenuggetholder 4 роки тому +5981

    Him:
    *after removing our head*
    "was that painful?"
    Me: do it again

    • @thedeadman1808
      @thedeadman1808 4 роки тому +49

      Yeaaaa boyyy

    • @yesod7
      @yesod7 4 роки тому +60

      Yeah It reminded me of asreil final boss from undertake where he spins his head around.

    • @ANT244815
      @ANT244815 4 роки тому +27

      And could you get around the shoulders as well? Their a little stiff.

    • @lebbanator
      @lebbanator 4 роки тому +16

      Do it agian I fucking dare ya and then you'll know true pain

    • @Frilabird
      @Frilabird 4 роки тому +4

      When?

  • @BasedRaccoon
    @BasedRaccoon 4 роки тому +5317

    [REDACTED] in the streets,
    [DATA EXPUNGED] in the sheets.

  • @SerialDesignationN-0X00
    @SerialDesignationN-0X00 9 місяців тому +35

    Dr sherman: "wheres my co-worker?"
    Dr gears: "you mean anomaly? They're being interviewed and contained"
    Dr Sherman: *internal screaming*

  • @MrStuniz96
    @MrStuniz96 4 роки тому +495

    Ephemeral Rift itself is a Lovecraftian SCP, one of the most rare and Safest of it's kind.

    • @TheLuckySpades
      @TheLuckySpades 4 роки тому +1

      He should be like Clef not Lovecraftian

    • @R3gular
      @R3gular 4 роки тому +15

      Safe my ass, he's a keter level threat, sends you to sleep against your will, given that you watch him of course, or maybe he's a thaumiel, i dunno anymore.

    • @noaht.8536
      @noaht.8536 4 роки тому

      Thanks, Mr.Burns

    • @CornealDrago1
      @CornealDrago1 4 роки тому +1

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    • @jadetheslime3140
      @jadetheslime3140 4 роки тому +1

      @@CornealDrago1 Autocorrect much?

  • @thejava.witchiswhispering
    @thejava.witchiswhispering 4 роки тому +988

    ER: "My name is... actually, I don't think it matters what my name is."
    Me: *sniffsniff* He's a Clemmons.

    • @Nathan55411
      @Nathan55411 4 роки тому +16

      Well no, Clemmons is a professor. This guy is a doctor.

    • @thejava.witchiswhispering
      @thejava.witchiswhispering 4 роки тому +37

      @@Nathan55411 professor clemmons is a professor, corvus clemmons is a plague doctor, and i think even the candyman said at one point that he either was a clemmons, or worked for the professor (or both.) They're everywhere👀👀👀

    • @thatonesentientbagel4043
      @thatonesentientbagel4043 4 роки тому +20

      Clemmons is the Smith of Riftworld.

    • @dovahcatgaming922
      @dovahcatgaming922 4 роки тому +5

      σн ѕнιт

    • @mjtraeger_official
      @mjtraeger_official 4 роки тому +3

      i love this comment

  • @KrisSkysong
    @KrisSkysong 3 роки тому +17335

    For the last time, I’m your coworker, Bob. Not an SCP.

  • @Beeta425
    @Beeta425 Рік тому +64

    As an SCP who is currently being hunted down by the foundation i can confirm this is relaxi-

  • @AnomalousZoologist
    @AnomalousZoologist 4 роки тому +740

    *Removes head*
    "Very interesting..."
    Me: "Do you mind? I was using that."

    • @marley9800
      @marley9800 4 роки тому +16

      So no head tonight?

    • @Max_6200
      @Max_6200 4 роки тому +11

      no you wsn't. Stop being greedy and just learn how to share.

    • @marley9800
      @marley9800 4 роки тому +3

      @@Max_6200 you dont either, its wasn’t not wsnt

    • @Max_6200
      @Max_6200 4 роки тому +3

      @@marley9800 yes, I dn't use my head and I'm proud to admit it and share the head with those who need it. And so far what did you do to make our community a bit better, huh?

    • @marley9800
      @marley9800 4 роки тому

      @@Max_6200 by watching our kids

  • @SomeKindaSpy
    @SomeKindaSpy 4 роки тому +2818

    Hey, just a quick reminder, the SCP site is actually under attack by a Russian guy who wants to claim copyright on all the content and own it for himself (at least, the Russian version).

    • @floppydolphins4123
      @floppydolphins4123 4 роки тому +457

      SomeKindaSpy I wish people didn't do such shitty things. Abusing copyright and claiming copyright on something you don't own is a really shitty thing to do. I hope the guy doesn't get away with this.

    • @katdrawsthat
      @katdrawsthat 4 роки тому +72

      That's depressing.

    • @jadegreenleaf781
      @jadegreenleaf781 4 роки тому +207

      @Clare Helfrich money, and it's illegal, so he can't. But, proving that is a long process

    • @henrydynan83
      @henrydynan83 4 роки тому +325

      I'm copyrighting russia

    • @mindlessto0l
      @mindlessto0l 4 роки тому +115

      ecksdee pro gamer move

  • @barkeeper7887
    @barkeeper7887 4 роки тому +1501

    In the middle of the deeply relaxing video:
    **THE SITE IS EXPERIENCING MULTIPLE KETER AND EUCLID CONTAINMENT BREACHES FULL SITE LOCKDOWN INITIATED**

    • @xamareik4661
      @xamareik4661 4 роки тому +136

      "Agent, behind you!"
      "Oh shit"
      "Keep your eyes on it"
      "Alright, I'm going to blink"

    • @drageus9059
      @drageus9059 4 роки тому +94

      Xamareik sauce *H O L D S H I F T T O S P R I N T*

    • @xamareik4661
      @xamareik4661 4 роки тому +73

      @@drageus9059 *loud ass creaking noise and 106 laugh*

    • @jaynecooney9549
      @jaynecooney9549 4 роки тому +5

      UA-cam Algorithm oh no

    • @IamPlantor
      @IamPlantor 4 роки тому +47

      "please... Let me go"
      *Femur breaker begins*

  • @Hedron1027
    @Hedron1027 8 місяців тому +22

    ER: *Removes my head.*
    Me: “Since when the hell could I do that?”

  • @DemonMj
    @DemonMj 4 роки тому +1338

    "Just allow me a second to put these aside"
    *Continues tapping vigorously on files*

    • @kurosakitagami2788
      @kurosakitagami2788 4 роки тому +4

      Maloch hello reckoning

    • @Jaketheaxman
      @Jaketheaxman 4 роки тому +11

      I scrolled past this real fast and thought you said, "keeps vaping vigorously on files," Like how do you even vape vigorously lol

    • @Dobr22
      @Dobr22 4 роки тому +3

      *I just did 666 likes*

    • @HighlanderJosh
      @HighlanderJosh 4 роки тому +4

      He needed to make sure he was holding those files he was speaking of 🤔

  • @aurorascybermediaarchives5170
    @aurorascybermediaarchives5170 3 роки тому +7756

    Pov: he speaks softly because previous interviews resulted in personnel [REDACTED] when conducted in normal volumes, in an attempt to study the anomaly more safely Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED] decided to conduct the interview with the anomaly by speaking softly. It becomes apparent that when talked to or approached softly SCP-[REDACTED] becomes fairly docile and cooperative with site personnel

  • @TheFabioEnchilada
    @TheFabioEnchilada 3 роки тому +2347

    “The event involving you”
    “Oh you mean when I found out what to do with a drunken sailor?”

  • @kingofsoy2413
    @kingofsoy2413 2 роки тому +30

    The SCP is just asleep but it sleeps with its eyes open and occasionally twitches.

  • @mapelsyrup
    @mapelsyrup 3 роки тому +641

    “You don’t like moving”
    Me: *Welcome to pillow world, lemme get up and greet cha..*

    • @gacha_1883
      @gacha_1883 3 роки тому +19

      *doesn't move*
      Well I tried 😔✌

    • @LouieHocotate
      @LouieHocotate 3 роки тому +7

      “Hey Peter, I’m Brian dog.”

    • @chaoticvoid2864
      @chaoticvoid2864 3 роки тому +5

      There we go....yeeaaaa

    • @shadow_entity9191
      @shadow_entity9191 3 роки тому +1

      Stewie is the best no matter what state he's in

    • @gacha_1883
      @gacha_1883 3 роки тому +1

      Lol this is like something that happened on my discord server once

  • @mothwiingz
    @mothwiingz 4 роки тому +484

    "And.. Dr. Bright"
    I thought he was busy riding SCP-682 through Site-19 yelling "The Keter is Loose"?

    • @mothwiingz
      @mothwiingz 4 роки тому +14

      @StanTheMan Gotta get the best firepower against those Keters

    • @spokeniniambicpentameter
      @spokeniniambicpentameter 4 роки тому +13

      Lol wasn't Dr. Kondraki the one that rode 682?

    • @mothwiingz
      @mothwiingz 4 роки тому +6

      @@spokeniniambicpentameter Both of them

    • @theplaguedoctor7637
      @theplaguedoctor7637 4 роки тому +8

      That was yesterday. Today is [DATA EXPUNGED]

    • @omegadragons321
      @omegadragons321 4 роки тому +13

      Oh dear. Bright’s loose again?

  • @vybe1538
    @vybe1538 3 роки тому +3083

    Store Clerk: “Why do you need this bone saw?”
    Ephemeral Rift: “To put people to sleep”
    Store Clerk: “I’m sorry what now?”

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 3 роки тому +176

      ER: "Don't worry, not permanently."

    • @donovangamez1119
      @donovangamez1119 2 роки тому +112

      “Don’t worry i just record myself being quiet to a camera so ppl in burritos can sleep/relax”

    • @iferawhite7661
      @iferawhite7661 2 роки тому +59

      When I say I CACKLED--..

    • @marrowseer0881
      @marrowseer0881 2 роки тому +56

      911. I have a strang man that wants to "put people asleep" with a bone saw!

    • @valdistanda1546
      @valdistanda1546 2 роки тому +27

      @@marrowseer0881 For creepypasta fans-
      Jeffery Woods: HEY THATS MY LINE!

  • @kiayawilliams5714
    @kiayawilliams5714 2 роки тому +12

    Takes my head off. “Havent you watched Labyrinth? It’s against the rules to toy with other peoples heads!”

  • @blazedsilence
    @blazedsilence 4 роки тому +4866

    Didn’t know the SCP foundation had their very own Bob Ross.

    • @prestonreynolds4820
      @prestonreynolds4820 4 роки тому +117

      This man is Rob Ross.

    • @Glacieux
      @Glacieux 4 роки тому +75

      I'd imagine they'd use this guy to maybe convince a humanoid SCP to come into custody of the Foundation.

    • @brh888t5
      @brh888t5 4 роки тому +8

      Bruh

    • @Hellkat01
      @Hellkat01 4 роки тому +29

      Bob ross was an scp

    • @bbqtoecrisp
      @bbqtoecrisp 3 роки тому +11

      the infinite ikea roblox game has an bob ross ad

  • @datboi2250
    @datboi2250 4 роки тому +507

    ER: I don't think we're gonna perform any surgeries
    Me: phew
    ER: Today

    • @dovahcatgaming922
      @dovahcatgaming922 4 роки тому +12

      ι ωαѕ ℓιкє "¢υт ιитσ мє αи∂ ι'ℓℓ вє fσя¢є∂ тσ нυят тнαт ρяєтту fα¢є σf уσυяѕ"

    • @datboi2250
      @datboi2250 4 роки тому +9

      @@dovahcatgaming922 Actually I think that it would be relaxing af.

    • @edmardisla8492
      @edmardisla8492 4 роки тому

      @@datboi2250 with anesthesia maybe...

    • @datboi2250
      @datboi2250 4 роки тому +1

      @@edmardisla8492 or if you are a masochist

    • @edmardisla8492
      @edmardisla8492 4 роки тому

      @@datboi2250 ...k...

  • @shylock1885
    @shylock1885 4 роки тому +2582

    Me: "reads description" All right then, keep your secrets

    • @hi-nb5yk
      @hi-nb5yk 4 роки тому +33

      You said: "Reads description" as if you said it.

    • @patinthesnow752
      @patinthesnow752 4 роки тому +30

      I fell like it’s a bit bold to call it a “description”

    • @howtobealeaf1423
      @howtobealeaf1423 4 роки тому +21

      We all know what it says but it still conveys mystery for some reason.

    • @hayden8415
      @hayden8415 4 роки тому +9

      I feel like I’m Gucci main in 2006

    • @bosteezyy
      @bosteezyy 4 роки тому +27

      *reads description* Ah yes [REDACTED].

  • @f4ll3n_s3r4ph
    @f4ll3n_s3r4ph 5 місяців тому +6

    dr. rift is actually an scp himself, the noises and whispers he makes are very soothing and put people to sleep easily, but he's very helpful so as long as he stays at the facility, he's allowed to work with the other scps!

  • @Mamma_Jama
    @Mamma_Jama 4 роки тому +4839

    *removes my head*
    “Did that hurt?”
    My decapitated head: *calmly* I’m in agony

    • @ivy-nk2uo
      @ivy-nk2uo 4 роки тому +310

      "Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?" Dumbledore asked calmly.

    • @Captain-uc1kf
      @Captain-uc1kf 4 роки тому +37

      stop drawing furries

    • @phobosbvm
      @phobosbvm 4 роки тому +27

      Furry bad

    • @Realnamation
      @Realnamation 4 роки тому +23

      you represent furry scp

    • @GGray1
      @GGray1 4 роки тому +100

      @@ivy-nk2uo DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIAH. doubledoor *shouted* calmly

  • @smilethroughthepain2186
    @smilethroughthepain2186 4 роки тому +3605

    58 minutes and NO ads this man is a legend

  • @georgekhidasheli4161
    @georgekhidasheli4161 4 роки тому +3048

    SCP-5000
    Object Class: Euclid
    Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5000 must always be contained in a soundproof room approximately 5x5x5 in volume. Absolutely no sound devices must be present inside the containment cell. Monitoring of the room may be permitted to Staff with a level 3 Clearance or higher. A seal over SCP-5000’s mouth must be present at all times.
    Description: SCP-5000 is an entity capable of morphing itself into a variety of different characters. The entity itself seems to keep a consistent face of a middle-aged white male with a variety of beard shapes depending on the character. Entity is more than capable of speech and knows every word in the English vocabulary. As previously mentioned, absolutely no vocal communication must be performed with SCP-5000. When a subject speaks to SCP-5000, they experience a sleepy feeling, initially. Halfway through a conversation, subject feels lightheaded and is barely able to do basic motor skills, such as walking. The conversation always ends with the subject either falling asleep, getting into a coma, and potentially [REDACTED].
    Addendum-01: SCP-5000’s conversations show no malicious intent towards class D test subjects. The entity always has a common goal regardless of the character it morphs into: to “relax” the person in front of it. There hasn’t been a session where the class D personnel haven’t experienced [DATA EXPUNGED], or been led into [REDACTED].
    Addendum-02: It has been reported that the longer the session lasts, the higher the likelihood of the test subject being in danger. The longest conversation that has ever been recorded (without sound) lasted for 1 hour 6 minutes and 6 seconds, during which that time SCP-5000 had morphed into [DATA EXPUNGED].
    Addendum-03: SCP-5000 once transformed into a similar SCP known as SCP-049, otherwise known as the Plague Doctor. The two SCP’s were put into a room and were allowed to talk. The recording required 10 different people listening to the conversation due to the sleepiness effect. It must be noted that the effect is only present in human organisms. Here is the audio transcript of the session:
    049: I see you’re a medical man such as myself.
    5000: Indeed I am. My name is Corvus Clemmons, I exercise my work in the [REDACTED]. Have you heard of it?
    049: An asylum worker, I would expect no less from a medical man. Have you had any luck with the Great Pestilence?
    5000: Unfortunately the process has been slow, but I could work with you in the future, should these fellow doctors who are listening to us allow us.
    049: How long have you been looking for a cure?
    5000: I have lost count of the centuries that have gone by. I can ask the [REDACTED] to allow you to join the [DATA EXPUNGED], my relative Professor Clemmons would appreciate another doctor.
    After SCP-5000 finishes its sentence, both entities begin speaking in an unknown language. Attempts of deciphering the language have proven futile. More monitoring is required for a complete file. Research of the so called [REDACTED] who is suggested to be the creator of the [DATA EXPUNGED] has been started.

    • @leviwarner1119
      @leviwarner1119 4 роки тому +207

      Great writing, but those containment procedures aren’t befitting of a Keter. ER is definitely a Euclid.

    • @georgekhidasheli4161
      @georgekhidasheli4161 4 роки тому +68

      Levi Warner You’re right. I fixed it.

    • @greedybaron6042
      @greedybaron6042 4 роки тому +76

      Buuuut if the SCP also had the ability to send out unfiltered media portions of itself and upload it into social media sites by unknown means, it might be considered keter.

    • @freshpeanut4967
      @freshpeanut4967 4 роки тому +88

      The real SCP 5000 is basically the foundation going sicko mode on humanity

    • @georgekhidasheli4161
      @georgekhidasheli4161 4 роки тому +7

      FreshPeanut Well I dont know the latest number.

  • @anorange7209
    @anorange7209 2 роки тому +14

    Subject class:thaumiel
    Scp[REDACTED] is an SCP subject which shows extreme mastery in the calming and re-containment of many other SCP subjects. This anomaly is to be contained in a 12 by 12 meter square box. This box is to be cleared of any objects other than the subject itself. Unless given clearance by dr[REDACTED]. When testing the subject all staff within a 15 meter radius are to be given completely deafening ear protection. Any exposure to the subject will result in a coma like state which has not been found to be breakable.

  • @zildiun2327
    @zildiun2327 3 роки тому +994

    I love how this guy can spend an entire hour diagnosing a camera with being a camera and make it so entertaining and relaxing to listen to.

    • @BuggieTheBugster
      @BuggieTheBugster 3 роки тому +30

      Woahh I spent so much time trying to imagine an scp to fit the description I didn’t even realize!

    • @hindrickalendhi3515
      @hindrickalendhi3515 Рік тому +8

      Amazing. I've watched this so many times and never realized the camera IS the SCP. Love that interpretation

    • @redvelvetrose
      @redvelvetrose 11 місяців тому

      How did d “the camera” make the drawings though?

  • @k4lepoching982
    @k4lepoching982 4 роки тому +1764

    Anyone noticed how he smiled every time he said “Entity”?

    • @jadetheslime3140
      @jadetheslime3140 4 роки тому +171

      He probably plays Dead By Daylight in his spare time.

    • @nolifeconsolegamer
      @nolifeconsolegamer 4 роки тому +77

      Elizabeth Afton probably does because he has a bloodweb curator asmr

    • @chrisx_x
      @chrisx_x 4 роки тому +45

      I like his beard

    • @gnome_detector
      @gnome_detector 4 роки тому +8

      @@nolifeconsolegamer I love you both xd

    • @nolifeconsolegamer
      @nolifeconsolegamer 4 роки тому +7

      Night Flaycs huh?!

  • @foreignlungskull
    @foreignlungskull 4 роки тому +1448

    TimeStamps:
    0:01 Intro
    6:01 Start And Inspection
    11:44 Identifying Your Class
    12:21 Perform A Exam
    21:06 Head Inspection
    28:02 Dr. Rift Identifies Your SCP Name
    28:40 Asked You And Explains The "Ask"
    30:04 Telling About Its Company
    31:54 Measurings
    35:30 The Drawings
    42:20 Writing Your SCP Name
    43:53 The Objects
    50:10 Questions
    55:41 Taking Up Some Notes/Outro

  • @magwii1381
    @magwii1381 7 місяців тому +11

    I’d like to imagine that rift just found a camera on a tripod thinking it was an scp.Afterwards his co workers just found this clip on the camera

  • @giuseppelambrinos2458
    @giuseppelambrinos2458 4 роки тому +3174

    If an SCP doctor calls you "interesting", that's when you know.

    • @jikajikajikajikajika
      @jikajikajikajikajika 4 роки тому +230

      finally an ability to feel being appreciated by someone
      kind of

    • @rennightwalker2134
      @rennightwalker2134 4 роки тому +42

      My ability is to go super sain....reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @mikoajprzybylski6773
      @mikoajprzybylski6773 4 роки тому +47

      @@rennightwalker2134 Well my ability is i can make poeple happy in quick amount of time.

    • @cleetuschill1733
      @cleetuschill1733 4 роки тому +26

      @@mikoajprzybylski6773 I guess it didn’t work

    • @mikoajprzybylski6773
      @mikoajprzybylski6773 4 роки тому +30

      @@cleetuschill1733 I didn’t use it yet

  • @gummyneighborino7217
    @gummyneighborino7217 4 роки тому +520

    My headcanon is that we are an scp extremely sensitive to loud sounds and the incident was. Caused by a siren or something of the sort. forcing us to release a screech of brain melting capacity. It starts with mild confusion and dizziness, and then proceeds to hearing loss, speech impediments, motor skill loss, coma's and possible brain death.

    • @MusicOTNight2096
      @MusicOTNight2096 4 роки тому +17

      Maybe came across Siren Head?

    • @iann.18
      @iann.18 4 роки тому +36

      Now that is a headcanon for me. All loud noises hurt my ears and eyes and often I screech at anything too loud.

    • @jessechavez5602
      @jessechavez5602 4 роки тому +13

      So we are venom but with canary’s vocal cords?

    • @elizadesiree843
      @elizadesiree843 4 роки тому +1

      Good point

    • @RedsARabbit
      @RedsARabbit 4 роки тому +13

      Ok but I actually love this like-
      *Please don't scream at me or I'll scream back but louder :(*

  • @abbeysonic
    @abbeysonic 4 роки тому +600

    Like how he speaks slower so you can understand him, adds a lot to the concept that you're a foreign creature :3

    • @sauviel6296
      @sauviel6296 4 роки тому +5

      Or he just really talk slow,

    • @memes5545
      @memes5545 3 роки тому +1

      Love your profile

    • @ANXI8TY
      @ANXI8TY 3 роки тому +1

      Gir

    • @abbeysonic
      @abbeysonic 3 роки тому +1

      @@memes5545 thanks, urs is a mood n i love it

    • @edmin1013
      @edmin1013 2 роки тому

      no I'm just french

  • @Baphome_T
    @Baphome_T 24 дні тому +1

    Asmr creators who remove ads deserve everything, u make it possible for so many ppl to get good sleep, thank u

  • @FJacket
    @FJacket 3 роки тому +4175

    Sir, please I’m not an scp, The car crash has grotesquely disfigured my limbs and forehead. I require immediate medical help, for my levels of blood loss are rendering me unable to breathe.

  • @MrStab-dq6po
    @MrStab-dq6po 3 роки тому +696

    “dr. bright is an interesting character”
    YEAH NO SHIT

    • @MrPerfectCellToYou
      @MrPerfectCellToYou 3 роки тому +29

      lightbulb for a head sounding fu ck

    • @disapointment1389
      @disapointment1389 3 роки тому +20

      C h a i n s a w c a n n o n

    • @highshipper9222
      @highshipper9222 3 роки тому +6

      NO CHAINSAW CANNON

    • @8GB215
      @8GB215 3 роки тому +10

      @@highshipper9222 BUT I WANT A CHAINSAW CANNON AND I NEED IT [DATA EXPUNGED]

    • @highshipper9222
      @highshipper9222 3 роки тому +4

      NOT HAPPENING ITS AGAINST THE RULES

  • @ellisbud222
    @ellisbud222 4 роки тому +2940

    plot twist: he’s actually just speaking to a hamster.

    • @Necrom6
      @Necrom6 4 роки тому +168

      What kind of fuckin hamster do *you* have

    • @Froggerz
      @Froggerz 4 роки тому +113

      PeksMex What, your hamster isn’t human sized?

    • @Necrom6
      @Necrom6 4 роки тому +96

      @@Froggerz my human sized hamsters head came off

    • @九头金蛇
      @九头金蛇 4 роки тому +23

      hampstir

    • @xamareik4661
      @xamareik4661 4 роки тому +24

      It's just that one video of a hampster staring into a camera

  • @andyscotger
    @andyscotger 2 роки тому +4

    Words can't explain how much your videos mean to me mister Rift. I've watched these videos at my lowest points and they always bring me back up. Something about your videos are just so comforting. Thank you sir!

  • @cornstudios9908
    @cornstudios9908 4 роки тому +4787

    I am the SCP that does nothing, and dies

    • @yeetreetyall6928
      @yeetreetyall6928 4 роки тому +333

      G L O N K

    • @shenlix7529
      @shenlix7529 4 роки тому +47

      CornOtaurus Studios stonks

    • @jciwallcrawler3673
      @jciwallcrawler3673 4 роки тому +35

      onepumpzbtw the flanimal glonk?

    • @omni_8285
      @omni_8285 4 роки тому +71

      So a human basically

    • @johanbjorck4786
      @johanbjorck4786 4 роки тому +49

      GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻

  • @alistairetheblu
    @alistairetheblu 4 роки тому +424

    Plot twist: you're a mind-altering SCP that makes people think they are the first profession they wanted to become as a kid.

    • @feelinalilcloudytoday3509
      @feelinalilcloudytoday3509 4 роки тому +35

      I am a magical-superhero-bad-guy- fighting-alien-princess-invincible-anime girl. And yes. I do have an equally awesome and magical animal sidekick/mascot.

    • @sirsquatch7199
      @sirsquatch7199 4 роки тому +15

      Going to be a whole lot of people running around pretending to be Spider-Man. Including myself

    • @auroramoon_draws16
      @auroramoon_draws16 4 роки тому +5

      Why yes I am a witch/dragon egg seller welcome to my shop~

    • @vampe5773
      @vampe5773 4 роки тому +10

      im waluigi

    • @ralphisxamida8533
      @ralphisxamida8533 4 роки тому +3

      You mean a spell casting batman in a tutu, flying on a unicorn-dragon, the power of love, friendship and glitter on his side with a lot of pokemon sidekicks?

  • @vibekat7316
    @vibekat7316 3 роки тому +2695

    Fun fact: the classes are not used to classify danger, they are used to classify how hard it will be to contain you ^°^

    • @dripsader5325
      @dripsader5325 2 роки тому +311

      That is true, except for the Thaumeil class. That classification basically says “Use this SCP to contain other SCPs”

    • @lobster6736
      @lobster6736 2 роки тому +39

      Then why isnt 173 keter?

    • @Frozenkoldfury
      @Frozenkoldfury 2 роки тому +213

      @@lobster6736 Aside from the need to clean it's pen every now and then, it sits in a box and does nothing. With the box properly maintained and enough people to keep an eye on it, 173 is manageable, especially compared to some of the other Keter Class SCPs

    • @cretaceousarachnid
      @cretaceousarachnid 2 роки тому +75

      @@Frozenkoldfury Bro out of context that sounds like Michael Myers 💀🤚

    • @ltfrenchfryantifurrybrigad235
      @ltfrenchfryantifurrybrigad235 2 роки тому +23

      And the scp’s that can literally end all reality k class 10 lol this is the end Rift is just a scientist who didn’t leave this reality and we are in a ceaseless void

  • @weetodd7281
    @weetodd7281 2 роки тому +10

    Me: "The event wouldn't have happened if that dude didn't take my chocolate milk."

  • @idkwhatimdoing5268
    @idkwhatimdoing5268 4 роки тому +406

    I just wanted to say that I love the fact that there's no mid-roll ads in this.
    It's extremely annoying when you're about to finally sleep, and then get woken up by grammarly's "WrItIng'S NOt ThAt EaSy!"

    • @djpemb
      @djpemb 3 роки тому +44

      *BUT GRAMMARLY CAN HELP*

    • @idkwhatimdoing5268
      @idkwhatimdoing5268 3 роки тому +33

      ​@@djpemb ThIS SeNtAnCe IS GrAmmAtIcAlLy CoRReCt-

    • @diegoborba4187
      @diegoborba4187 3 роки тому +27

      *_BuT iT’s t0O l0nG aNd haRd to ReAD_*
      ( I don’t really remember because I skip it and I usually get simply guitar ads )

    • @idkwhatimdoing5268
      @idkwhatimdoing5268 3 роки тому +11

      @@diegoborba4187 haha, yeah, wish I could get guitar ads all the time, or those ads that play calming music/those stupid mobile game ads with incorrect grammar
      *"Lady, you must download a wrong game"*
      Apparently grammarly has gotten a couple new ads from what I've been seeing, however you can still see (and unfortunately hear)the old ones.

    • @diegoborba4187
      @diegoborba4187 3 роки тому +8

      @@idkwhatimdoing5268 yeah the ads I hate the most are mobile game ads
      They are so predictable and I know that supposedly failing at the challenges the game has makes the viewer want to play the game or putting frases like “ Only 1% can pass this level “ or “ Mom vs Dad “
      But I rather they played the game correctly than incorrectly
      ( Sorry if the comment is hard to understand, I’m still learning English... maybe i should download Grammarly...
      Just Kidding I won’t )

  • @meepman2642
    @meepman2642 4 роки тому +304

    : Your head can detach
    Me: Yeah I was bullied by the soccer kids in elementary school

  • @maiktheliar6807
    @maiktheliar6807 4 роки тому +1128

    "POV: You're a regular statue being asked questions you don't and can't understand ASMR"

  • @SmayleOregat
    @SmayleOregat 7 місяців тому +9

    “Sorry I kept you waiting”
    Yea Man I got contained 4 years ago

  • @KalegTheDragon
    @KalegTheDragon 4 роки тому +851

    ER:can you control my mind ?
    Me: I command you to write
    ER:begins to write
    Me: :o

    • @StariiCakkee
      @StariiCakkee 4 роки тому +5

      Xd

    • @Fallen28
      @Fallen28 4 роки тому +4

      Soregenitals would be pretty cool if it actually happened

    • @clovest3rz
      @clovest3rz 4 роки тому +3

      Your pfp pretty much is reasonable why u are a scp

    • @Sabaramond
      @Sabaramond 4 роки тому +1

      :o

    • @cmcphotography1
      @cmcphotography1 4 роки тому +2

      That makes alot of SANS, but i had no tuTORIEL on how to use it. Because maybe my ability is full of asGORE since my PAP-A-yrus is scared of me, and i think my CHARActer is taking a huge fRISK because i havent METTATON of people in quarantine, maybe im UNDYNE-ING or maybe ALPHYS stress is getting to me. Since my house is full of GASter but my powers are ASRIEL as it gets

  • @oregano5316
    @oregano5316 4 роки тому +839

    Me: "Why can't I find any male ASMRtists that interest me?"
    This man: "Challenge accepted."

    • @syloboy163
      @syloboy163 4 роки тому +27

      I recommend jojo asmr. He's pretty cool.
      And probably has that multiple personality disorder as well.

    • @thexylophone
      @thexylophone 4 роки тому +13

      @Eye Patch Guy h o w ?

    • @desvexel840
      @desvexel840 4 роки тому +8

      Marno ASMR is a pretty funny/silly, laidback guy. His "roleplay where you dont know what to it is" re pretty funny :)
      And jojo asmr, as someone mentioned above. Hes more energetic

    • @sgt.mittens2451
      @sgt.mittens2451 4 роки тому +1

      Because of vido games

    • @beepobeepo
      @beepobeepo 4 роки тому +4

      @@syloboy163 dont joke about mental illness like that

  • @imma_bird_chirp6381
    @imma_bird_chirp6381 4 роки тому +1089

    ER: what kind of powers do you have?
    Me: I grow when I eat
    ER: you’re just fat
    Me: :(

  • @IamOregano
    @IamOregano Рік тому +4

    i like the idea that some SCPs are “contained” but not exactly imprisoned. the less dangerous ones can still interact with people and have things to do other than just be in a cell.

  • @mattimoodle
    @mattimoodle 4 роки тому +150

    Doctor: tries to decipher drawings
    Me: "idk man, I was just doodling"

  • @willzpillz
    @willzpillz 4 роки тому +237

    SCP 9945 Class: Euclid
    "Camera-Man"
    Being's Abilities: Hallucinations, Detacheble Limbs, Extreme Photografic Memory, High Level of Resistance and Able To Erase Memories from anyone, but SCPs.

    • @jessikapiche6097
      @jessikapiche6097 4 роки тому +10

      very cool...
      *last ability found;'' seems the Abnormality can create a nuclear expl....

    • @willzpillz
      @willzpillz 4 роки тому +6

      02/25/2020
      Site 19 and 17 have been erased.
      Every personal in the area were sent to search for any survivor, including SCPs.
      More informations will be added after we recover the results of this event.

    • @annipsy2185
      @annipsy2185 4 роки тому +1

      underrated

    • @bentampke7112
      @bentampke7112 4 роки тому +1

      Sounds like Corry from Newscapepro kind of

    • @willzpillz
      @willzpillz 4 роки тому +2

      03/10/2020
      After 14 days of research, our personal have retrived everything they could. The SCP have been standing still since the explosion, but it seems the being has entered some sort of hibernation, which didn't allow us to move it.
      We're trying our best to wake the SCP without using violence. We hope we can do it in time.

  • @atermite9583
    @atermite9583 3 роки тому +273

    i get the feeling that the camera is actually a armed guard ready to shoot as soon as the scp moves

  • @Adora_Animated
    @Adora_Animated Рік тому +5

    He sounds like he’s constantly thinking about what word to say next 😭 (amazing asmr btw ;)

  • @alphabetsoup6837
    @alphabetsoup6837 2 роки тому +3221

    Plot twist: this is the SCP. A mysterious being whose goal is to put you to sleep. Its motives are unknown.

    • @mtfalpha-1.629
      @mtfalpha-1.629 2 роки тому +35

      Like the chair, those god damn GOC members destroyed?

    • @GigaChadstar
      @GigaChadstar 2 роки тому +25

      We're the interviewer what a twist

    • @FUN_gun1914
      @FUN_gun1914 Рік тому +3

      fame and money

    • @laughingjack4502
      @laughingjack4502 Рік тому +4

      @@mtfalpha-1.629 SCP-2950 (?)

    • @mtfalpha-1.629
      @mtfalpha-1.629 Рік тому +5

      @@laughingjack4502 nope, some wooden chair that would appear behind you when you wanted to sit down.

  • @DetectiveDar
    @DetectiveDar 4 роки тому +301

    Our scp log be like: [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED]

    • @MrFrog-rd8lx
      @MrFrog-rd8lx 3 роки тому +16

      Well that is because [REDACTED]

    • @mbts-_-gacha9535
      @mbts-_-gacha9535 3 роки тому +11

      Oh, you seem to be missing the [REDACTED]

    • @MrFrog-rd8lx
      @MrFrog-rd8lx 3 роки тому +11

      Oh and the [REDACTED]

    • @mbts-_-gacha9535
      @mbts-_-gacha9535 3 роки тому +10

      @@MrFrog-rd8lx And you [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

    • @MrFrog-rd8lx
      @MrFrog-rd8lx 3 роки тому +10

      @@mbts-_-gacha9535 did you forget [DATA EXPUNGED]

  • @eggsnbacon7122
    @eggsnbacon7122 3 роки тому +781

    "This is not going to be intrusive whatsoever."
    You removed my head, man. What IS intrusive to you?

    • @frankmaniboy
      @frankmaniboy 3 роки тому +43

      Intrusive to him is sticking his hand down your throat to see if you have a stomach or not

    • @eggsnbacon7122
      @eggsnbacon7122 3 роки тому +40

      I'm just saying first containment breach I get I'm gonna find him, remove his head, and ask if it hurts.

    • @a.conant9988
      @a.conant9988 3 роки тому +32

      I can imagine this scp is fully capable of talking and is just laughing mentally at these silly scientist

    • @Artrysa
      @Artrysa 3 роки тому +18

      A prostate exam?

    • @Dima-Vostok
      @Dima-Vostok 3 роки тому +15

      @@Artrysa that's the real reason the scps always breach containment

  • @BROKEN_LOGIC_
    @BROKEN_LOGIC_ Рік тому +9

    Scp 0471
    ꓄ꃅꍟ ꀘꀤꀘꂦꑄ
    Thamiual
    The kikos is a small humanoid approximately 4.9 ft tall
    The kekos does not show hostile signs to other humanoids no matter the suituation its in, the kekos is more of a humanoid blur there is no solid shape or way it appears to someone
    However, the kekos can be utilized due to it extremely strong Nerotoxin (seems to have a large effect on scp 682s existence in our reality when exposed to the kekos)
    It is a very open entity to certain members of the observation team ,no noise has been made yet,if contact IS made, it might reply with tapping on the glass,walls,etc.

  • @every1lovesBATMAN
    @every1lovesBATMAN 3 роки тому +262

    Him: removes my head.
    Also him: "did that hurt?
    Me: "no sir, not all all, you may continue.🙂"

    • @haiderkarkamaz6466
      @haiderkarkamaz6466 3 роки тому +3

      How are you smiling? You just got decapitated 😂

    • @strwbrymlk6980
      @strwbrymlk6980 3 роки тому +1

      @ThatOneKid yeah i usually feel a bit uncomfortable when my head is removed

  • @fatpikachu1953
    @fatpikachu1953 4 роки тому +578

    I hope his interview with SCP-096 was not face to face..

  • @_callum_8840
    @_callum_8840 3 роки тому +174

    Him: no one wants to hurt you /brings out Saw
    Me : is that right

  • @Not_Officially_Boyfriend
    @Not_Officially_Boyfriend 7 днів тому +1

    “What type of SCP are you?”
    “I’m… the guard that’s doing my job. Are you on your medis again?”

  • @ReeceD3
    @ReeceD3 4 роки тому +4576

    Him: "SCP still unresponsive"
    Us: 👁️ 👄 👁️

    • @Itsbeesechurger
      @Itsbeesechurger 4 роки тому +19

      Lol

    • @dakody13
      @dakody13 4 роки тому +80

      I like how it's "Us"

    • @animeking936
      @animeking936 4 роки тому +81

      👁️ 👃🏼 👁️
      👅

    • @spaceelevator4672
      @spaceelevator4672 4 роки тому +94

      @@dakody13 **communism intensifies**

    • @gemndiamonds6425
      @gemndiamonds6425 4 роки тому +47

      I can only imagine we have a really dumb-looking face like any of these;
      ._. •-• =~= ō_ō

  • @doodlebob2923
    @doodlebob2923 3 роки тому +526

    -“The event that transpired involving you”
    Me: wait you mean when revealed who let the dogs out, touch MC hammer, and found out what the fox said

    • @eggsnbacon7122
      @eggsnbacon7122 3 роки тому +41

      For me it was when I found out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

    • @shadowwarrior2772
      @shadowwarrior2772 3 роки тому +28

      I won a staring contest with the sun. :V

    • @weirdbritishperson9542
      @weirdbritishperson9542 3 роки тому +10

      What did the fox say?

    • @whatintarnation7057
      @whatintarnation7057 3 роки тому +26

      For me it was when I found out Obama's last name

    • @doodlebob2923
      @doodlebob2923 3 роки тому +9

      @@weirdbritishperson9542 sorry held at gun point by John wick and I kinda like living

  • @acrazysheepdog1555
    @acrazysheepdog1555 3 роки тому +671

    I actually believe that we’re The Entity. The Entity said that he enjoyed taking different forms from time to time and playing games with the SCP Foundation, getting captured and detained before simply leaving by taking its ‘energy’ form I suppose and leaving the Foundation confused as to how it escaped.
    Also, the red string, The Entity also liked messing around with red string as well.

    • @Mrbendy-yq4nn
      @Mrbendy-yq4nn 3 роки тому +8

      red strings sound like Error!Sans the destroyer of aus and Ink!Sans biggest rival and oposite... being an outcode Error is not bounded by script talking and is able to do what he wants when he wants.

    • @mrbootystealer5712
      @mrbootystealer5712 3 роки тому +32

      @@Mrbendy-yq4nn bruh how does that cringe have anything to do with the rift verse

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 3 роки тому +3

      @@Mrbendy-yq4nn Red string of fate.

    • @ceruleansuit
      @ceruleansuit 2 роки тому +7

      @@Mrbendy-yq4nn Aw god so much nostalgia! I remember loving them back in sixth grade :'D

    • @zachlewis9751
      @zachlewis9751 2 роки тому +4

      Idk what the “entity” SCP is but the Foundation does have an energy based SCP contained in a separated power system. I don’t think it would make sense if “The Entity” could break containment by becoming energy because the foundation would just utilize the same containment procedures.

  • @RodentRanch
    @RodentRanch 10 місяців тому +5

    When the sickness flares and I skitter and go creature mode this is pretty grounding. Thanks for recognizing my innate ability to be a little silly and whimsical

  • @UwU-ou3nc
    @UwU-ou3nc 2 роки тому +369

    I feel like he found me lying on a couch wondering how a being could stay so still for that long and decided I was an SCP. I totally agree. im impressed with myself at this point.

  • @SakuyalzayoiTheMaid
    @SakuyalzayoiTheMaid 4 роки тому +757

    **removes head**
    **puts it back, missing every single blood vessel and the troat**
    *_"Did that hurt?"_*

    • @goose7529
      @goose7529 4 роки тому +16

      no I went completely numb after the incident, I am in constant agony

    • @Keizer-p8y
      @Keizer-p8y 4 роки тому +8

      ya it did but then my head went back into place

    • @arandomcat2283
      @arandomcat2283 4 роки тому +5

      Throat

    • @jigokunohi6538
      @jigokunohi6538 4 роки тому +10

      “MY FREAKING HEAD,WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT,I HAD A WIFE AND KIDS”
      The masseuse: dude.... shut the hell up , I’m trying to massage you.

    • @sentient8711
      @sentient8711 3 роки тому +5

      hate it when I miss my troat

  • @Scug0
    @Scug0 8 місяців тому +2

    This was one of the first ever asmr videos I’ve ever watched you are such an amazing asmrtist, god bless you❤️

  • @disappointedbutnotsurprise6475
    @disappointedbutnotsurprise6475 3 роки тому +1095

    "The event that transpired involving you"
    "you mean when I crushed those oreo's in that glass of milk and drank it like a smoothie??.."

    • @fmradio4908
      @fmradio4908 3 роки тому +56

      Oh, you mean when I got two queens in chess?

    • @mr.manlyman3112
      @mr.manlyman3112 3 роки тому +33

      Or how I got everyone back in middle school to be scared of me?

    • @TH4N4T0S
      @TH4N4T0S 3 роки тому +40

      Oh you mean when I made a chicken turn pink and shit Candy

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 3 роки тому +19

      That actually sounds like a good idea...

    • @scp-bubbles1709
      @scp-bubbles1709 3 роки тому +27

      Oh you mean when I found out I liked men? (I’m a boy)

  • @KingTheQueen_
    @KingTheQueen_ 4 роки тому +445

    I clicked this and immediately felt like a powerful scp that could do anything I wish, feels great

    • @averyrudecat.4014
      @averyrudecat.4014 4 роки тому +5

      Same!

    • @your1fan808
      @your1fan808 4 роки тому +4

      Golden Arches we are new though maybe we just have to have time before we are classified as something more dangerous.

    •  4 роки тому

      @@your1fan808 if they dont know what you are
      that makes you potentially dangerous to them.only later will they classify you

    • @your1fan808
      @your1fan808 4 роки тому +3

      Golden Arches yeah but if you are passive until further notice that would mean you are only potentially passive as well.

    • @matcha.addict4139
      @matcha.addict4139 4 роки тому +1

      Your #1 fan passive doesn’t mean non dangerous

  • @curiouscornucopia8957
    @curiouscornucopia8957 3 роки тому +284

    Him- "it's what they call a camcorder, I'm not sure if you are familiar with such things"
    Me- " I'm an Scp not dinosaur"

    • @VampKard
      @VampKard 3 роки тому +3

      PLSSS 💀

    • @madeleinelucille8847
      @madeleinelucille8847 3 роки тому +2

      I THOUGHT THE SAME THING ☠

    • @dybbukrakshasa7254
      @dybbukrakshasa7254 3 роки тому +3

      Me who’s scp is a half dragon/half human experiment thing:”well yes but actually no”

    • @applesauce155
      @applesauce155 3 роки тому +1

      My own SCP which is literally the child of Mechane, the *GOD* of mechanics and is pretty much a sentient robot:
      **haha, camera you say*?

    • @LucianoMas-t7b
      @LucianoMas-t7b 3 роки тому +1

      @@dybbukrakshasa7254 lmao a furry/scalie or whatever its called

  • @Bepp_bopp_thetrolla
    @Bepp_bopp_thetrolla Рік тому +8

    scp- [REDACTED]
    object class:euclid
    special containment procedures: blankets and pillows are to be brought to what its calls its "nest"inside of its containment cell the anomaly spends most of its time sleeping or playing games on certain devices that are brought to it if the lights in its cell are turned on the anomaly becomes agitated with who turned on the light if the containment procedures are followed the anomaly will remain docile

  • @xzumyx7745
    @xzumyx7745 4 роки тому +224

    Him-we’ll use this bone saw another time.
    Me- this what?...

    • @ashenamber2305
      @ashenamber2305 4 роки тому +12

      bone saw, the saw made for bones, the bone saw

    • @fmradio4908
      @fmradio4908 3 роки тому +10

      Right, the bone saw, the saw made for bones, bones' saw, the saw made specifically for bones... that bone saw?

    • @shadowwarrior2772
      @shadowwarrior2772 3 роки тому +10

      @@fmradio4908
      Bone saw
      saw for bones
      the blade that is used to forcibly cut bone
      the extremely sharp instrument with a single row of sharp 'teeth' that is professionally used by doctors to forcibly sever the main structures of human body that, under normal circumstances, helps the body keep its shape and even play an important part of locomotion, and *unprofessionally* used by others for what doctors would describe as *sloppy* and most likely *fatal* cuts that may even break the so called important structures of the human body *causing massive blood loss damaged structure and ultimately the ceasing of normal life functions down to the cellular level in the body??!?!?!??!?!*
      That bone saw?

    • @iann.18
      @iann.18 3 роки тому +7

      a n o t h e r t i m e

    • @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331
      @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331 3 роки тому +3

      Bone saw, saws bones