What kind of SCP are you? ASMR
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2020
- You find yourself having recently been contained at Site-█ where Doctor [REDACTED] attempts to determine your anomalous qualities.
The SCP Foundation: www.scp-wiki.net/
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help people █, █, hopefully , and any other use that might help you find some █, █, █, █, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for [DATA EXPUNGED]. It's just a [REDACTED] that █ came up with to describe the █ characterized as [REDACTED] felt in various parts of the body (█, █, █, █, etc.) in response to various [DATA EXPUNGED] such as █, █, █, █ or [REDACTED]. It's like █, but much more █ and without the █.
ASMR videos are meant to █ this [DATA EXPUNGED] in the █, often referred to as [REDACTED]. However, the videos also serve to provide a █, █, █ and █ for █ beyond ASMR purposes. Many █ who do not [DATA EXPUNGED] still enjoy these videos. I [DATA EXPUNGED] but no longer do as of [REDACTED].
[REDACTED] ► bit.ly/1EZgmNi
Listen to [DATA EXPUNGED] outside of █:
[REDACTED] ► bit.ly/1V23U60
[REDACTED] ► bit.ly/1AUt3Jj
[REDACTED] ► apple.co/1xIHLNd - Розваги
For the last time, I’m your coworker, Bob. Not an SCP.
They told me you like to say that
you were fired remember?
LOL
LMAO
XD
Him: "SCP still unresponsive"
Us: 👁️ 👄 👁️
Lol
I like how it's "Us"
👁️ 👃🏼 👁️
👅
@@dakody13 **communism intensifies**
I can only imagine we have a really dumb-looking face like any of these;
._. •-• =~= ō_ō
Plot twist: this is the SCP. A mysterious being whose goal is to put you to sleep. Its motives are unknown.
Like the chair, those god damn GOC members destroyed?
We're the interviewer what a twist
fame and money
@@mtfalpha-1.629 SCP-2950 (?)
@@laughingjack4502 nope, some wooden chair that would appear behind you when you wanted to sit down.
Things Dr. Rift is NOT allowed to do at the Foundation:
1: Put all staff to sleep (again)
2: Sneak into the aforementioned containment chamber and present the anomaly with his own personal list of questions (video above)
3: I'm getting kinda sleepy, I sho
yeah, we don’t want him doing that aga
For real,we don’t want him doing it agai-
Dr. Rift probably has memetic effects where anyone listening to any kind of recording or in person of him will get sleepy and fall asleep after a few minutes
Wait what are yall talking ab
huh? i dont underst
"What type of SCP are you?"
"I'm just... the janitor my guy..."
The most powerful OOP in control is the Janitor
Well I’m here to find out what scp I’m i ?
so You're a Cleaner?
@@henrywutzke1685 really? some man told me SCP Janitors always die
@@randomeuropean7499 I’m scp 001
I can imagine we're all just super dangerous SCP's but we're just too lazy to actually do anything.
Not Leviathan
Yes....
Like Grif.
Aren’t humans a registered SCP on the actual logs? I forget the actual number code.
UHHH
Hol up
SCP-001-J
Name: “The Sleepy Crew”
Object class: Safe
SCP-001-J consists of several thousand, if not million instances, all unique to one another but all share a consistent emotion, drowsiness. Instances are drowsy for their time they spend alive but can be put to sleep by noises deemed “calming” or “relaxing” to them, this can range from tapping on a wall to calm and sometimes barely audible talking. The instances seem to behave like average people but possess a unique anomalous power over normal people, being their ability to make anyone in a 2 meter radius to also become drowsy, but only for the time that they’re within range.
While being the 2nd easiest anomaly to keep contained, these instances love to frustrate foundation personnel, either by asking to be let out or to be constantly read a bedtime story. The foundation is unable to keep all instances contained and have unintentionally terminated some from mistaking them for random wandering civilians, the 05 council has decided that these anomalies are completely harmless and too annoying to contain so they have issued an order for any site currently containing any instance of SCP-001-J to release them back into society, as they cannot cause any harm to people they come into contact with.
Strangely, the foundation noticed that the anomalous properties of SCP-001-J instances are ineffective to people who are operating machinery such as forklifts, factory workers and people driving vehicles. These instances are now usually seen laying in beds wearing headphones listening to ASMR.
Extend that range across the world and it becomes KETER or Above
yea sooooo i just read 2 other ones sooooooo not toda-
log 4258764-
unit [UNKNOWEN] was found dead to SCP-[UNKNOWEN] it was bad as fu-...
W3.....
1C0....M3
2 H...3
1....1... -END OF LOG 4258764
Me after clicking "Show more": WHAT THE FU-
@@laurkapieta899 hehe, not what ya expected ay?
@@theslimeassassin3287 I wasn't ready to see 100 million 4 tausend and 9 words 0-0
I feel like he found me lying on a couch wondering how a being could stay so still for that long and decided I was an SCP. I totally agree. im impressed with myself at this point.
W
I have only left my bed today to...
1: use the facilities
2 bring food to bed.
Can completely relate.
i think the SCP is just dead
ER is a actually an SCP who constantly acts as though they are before a camera talking to someone. This SCP can take on numerous characters and voices but always has the same underlying shape. If you watch this SCP for long enough, you get sleepier and sleepier until in a coma like state. If woken, the person will constantly request more content from this strange SCP and think of nothing else.
...woah
Hey mind if someone runs with this?
This is SCP-5178, the ASMRtist.
@@misfit2548 sure what do you mean 🤣
@@PerceptionASMR he's wondering if someone can make an SCP file of it on the wiki. Just in case it's an original idea he's asking permission to write it or have someone else write it.
Him:
*after removing our head*
"was that painful?"
Me: do it again
Yeaaaa boyyy
Yeah It reminded me of asreil final boss from undertake where he spins his head around.
And could you get around the shoulders as well? Their a little stiff.
Do it agian I fucking dare ya and then you'll know true pain
When?
Mr. Rift, we congratulate you on your interview with SCP-UNCATEGORIZED. However much of this data must only be viewed by the O-5 counsel. This means that around 26.094 of the data will be expunged.
-Formally the Admin
@alfred westerink MTF get this dude
O5-04 is here
@@contykillerguy7537 thanks for saving my life 05-04
cool
After review of the file much of this information will be unredacted barring names of personell. This message has been composed via the consensus of the O5 council.
“Because of an event that transpired with you”
I don’t know what it was but his tone made me think I somehow got soap that kills 100% of germs
[REDACTED] in the streets,
[DATA EXPUNGED] in the sheets.
lol
[ERECTED]
@@shadowburn3378 Woah buddy, gonna have to drop the alpha warhead after that comment.
One in the [REDACTED],
Two in the [DATA EXPUNGED].
@Elvis Presley Elvis i-
*removes my head*
“Did that hurt?”
My decapitated head: *calmly* I’m in agony
"Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?" Dumbledore asked calmly.
stop drawing furries
Furry bad
you represent furry scp
@@ivy-nk2uo DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIAH. doubledoor *shouted* calmly
TimeStamps:
0:01 Intro
6:01 Start And Inspection
11:44 Identifying Your Class
12:21 Perform A Exam
21:06 Head Inspection
28:02 Dr. Rift Identifies Your SCP Name
28:40 Asked You And Explains The "Ask"
30:04 Telling About Its Company
31:54 Measurings
35:30 The Drawings
42:20 Writing Your SCP Name
43:53 The Objects
50:10 Questions
55:41 Taking Up Some Notes/Outro
Thanks
54:28 "I don't know what to think at this point." Me approximately twenty minutes into every school day.
Also I'm very glad I discovered this channel and I'm definitely gonna check out more of your videos. The tingles come in such a perfect way, it's so satisfying.
It'd be funny if he dropped our head by accident.
"It seems that your head could-- ah shit! Sorry bout that"
and that's how I fell for him.
I lost a few feet but I grounded myself.
You could say I headed in a different direction.
Ahahaha, seriously, don't drop that. I need it.
@@lPsychoMax 😂😂
@@lPsychoMax you my good pal , would make an exellent father
@@lPsychoMax this joke made me lose my head
@@lPsychoMax losing my mind rn
Dr. Bright: immortality
Dr. Clef: Reality bending
Dr. Rift: Putting the SCPs into long periods of sleeping
Me: potato
XD
Dr. Me: am I doctor I don’t think *eats chip* *turns on tv*
Dr Andy: Supreme lord of time and space
Dr. Clef isn’t a reality bender. He’s actually a human reality anchor. It’s hard to explain what a reality anchor is since I lack the knowledge but basically him being near anomalous beings, mainly reality benders makes them begin to lose their powers. Not immediately mind you but over time it begins to go away which enabled him to kill 101 Type Greens in the GOC. Actually believe it or not clef was the one who made the GOC’s guide for dealing with type greens.
That camera behind him is most definitely a SCP. It kept staring into my soul.
“for the last time, just because I was cosplaying at work doesn’t mean I’m an SCP, [REDACTED].”
-Dr. [REDACTED]’s coworker
"Target seems unresponsive to Mind Control"
Me: *Consistently attempting to make him tap the clipboard*
You know what, Dr brite sounds like an asshole
Anyone would be if they've lived as long as him
@@edgeyaw He’s an immortal bad ass that tried to kill the un killable reptile with a chainsaw missile launcher
"Seems"
@@justvibing1889 If we would stop being assholes to the unkillable lizard maybe it wouldn't need to be killed?
Plot twist: They forgot the SCP in the box and it’s dead.
schrödingers scp
@@rats1131 Neither alive nor dead.
Please don’t tell me it’s THAT scp, if it is I’m gonna cry.
Here were dragons?
That explains the head thing
I'd be interested in an ASMR video where I'm a non-violent alien being analyzed by a human scientist. I think I prefer this setup where they know you can understand them.
Scp 5812 also known as “the viewer”
The viewer or scp 5812 is a humanoid young entity who’s only desire is to be relaxed by a type of Audio called “asmr” scp 5812 also has a counter part scp 5812-zzz this counter part is a inanimate object in the shape of a king size bed when scp 5812 comes in contact with this “bed” the viewer will crawl into the bed and demand asmr if it’s wishes are not met scp 5812-zzz will turn into another version of scp 5812 and become very violent until the asmr is playing scp 5812 favourite asmrtist is dr (redacted) also known as doctor rift .
Scp 5812 can also produce any asmr noise it hears perfectly even if scp 5812 didn’t hear it fully and when scp 5812 comes into contact with the highly dangerous scp 682. It makes scp 682 very calm and relaxed and somewhat stops the adaptive nature of the lizard and scp 682 dosnt seem to care if we take samples when it’s in this state
Scp 5812 is very easily contained if we meet it’s standards of asmr every night that’s all but as soon as the foundation breaks the standards the entity will escape
We also put scp 5812 and scp 096 into the same cell and it seems like scp 5812 was looking directly at the shy guys face but scp 096 wasn’t reacting but falling asleep
After some more test with scp 5812 it seems like any scp it comes in contact with will be instantly relaxed and won’t struggle or hurt anyone
Only one scp broke from the trans like state and it was scp 3812 but somehow scp 5812 knocked out scp 3812 and the entity still hasn’t woke up yet it’s been 3 weeks now
Scp 5812 can’t speak but it can write and understand English,Chinese and Latin
FILE END
Noice
How de fack did 3812 get knocked out that hard?!
(drawing sentences) (the sentence is) im hungry, yall got any food?
Blud wrote a whole essay describing the scp he made up. And I respect the ever living sh!t out of it.
Sir, please I’m not an scp, The car crash has grotesquely disfigured my limbs and forehead. I require immediate medical help, for my levels of blood loss are rendering me unable to breathe.
Disturbingly funny.
+1 like
Sorry to be a mood killer, but I think you’re now dead, because you’re head got removed
@@weirdbritishperson9542 HES A MURDERER
E
Pain.
*nearly asleep*
“It looks as though I can remove your head”.
HOLD UP-
So tempting to like but it has 69 likes
keep it 69 please
@@madboi8741 to late its now 82 likes
@@acc0cutie_xox NOOOOOO
Garrett West 191
As an SCP who is currently being hunted down by the foundation i can confirm this is relaxi-
The SCP is just asleep but it sleeps with its eyes open and occasionally twitches.
I like how he removed ads so that our ears don’t get molested while we’re tryna sleep. To him it was a small price to pay
"Molested"
@@frederickoftheartic2209 molest i like the ring to it
*want a break from the ads? Watch this short 30 second video to get a 30 minute add free experience.*
lol yeah the ads usually scream down my ears "HAVE U BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT?!" and i'm like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" when i get scared half to death
@@Yemo132 *Messenger notification* LOUD RANDOM MUSIC BEHIND A MESSENGER CONVERSATION
imagine being a [REDACTED]
this post was made by [DATA EXPUNGED] gang
Ah yes
silly, silly, silly
[DATA EXPUNGED] gang where you at.
@@thatlazguyim here mt boi
Who needs redactions? What are they gonna do? Kill m- *shsndjduudhshsbsjdjjduxhshabbsbsbsbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
Just a headconnon for the "entinty"
The "Entinty" never wanted to be there and stayed silent to not be hurt,or get yelled at,it wasnt shy,but it was scared, worried and confused of why if was there,later gets used to all this mess,still silent in the same fear state that never left,mainly hiding in the corner,never liking to be botherd,favoriteing some of the docters fearing the rest.
EDIT:Misspelling
SCP-7841
Object Class - Euclid
Discovery Date - May ⬛ 2020
Subject number 7841 is a group of Euclid-class, humanoid entities of an unidentifiable gender, age, ethnicity or species. The subjects are compliant when spoken to in soft tones, but quickly become irritable when any voices nearby exceed a low speaking volume. The subjects will only speak with Dr. ⬛⬛⬛, And all differ in appearance and interests. Many subjects enjoy human activities such as reading, drawing, writing, watching television programs, and physical exercise. All subjects, however, share two things in common : One, they enjoy "nesting" in piles of blankets, similar to a cat. The other thing is that they all have a red string coming off of some part of their body, frayed and cut at the ends. All subjects remain silent as well, unresponsive and silent, rarely blinking or performing any other human body functions. The subject's internal organs make strange, strange sounds, indescribable with words. Each subject is able to remove and attach their heads to their necks whenever they wat to. Dr. ⬛⬛⬛ has gone to great lengths to ensure that every subject gets a good night's sleep, as they tend to be increasingly irritable when they wake.
That’s a lot of words….too bad I’m not gonna read em
I am the SCP that does nothing, and dies
G L O N K
CornOtaurus Studios stonks
onepumpzbtw the flanimal glonk?
So a human basically
GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻 GLONK 👏🏻
We are an scp that requires very calm and mellow sounds to stay inactive
He’s whispering cuz if he doesn’t we’ll go crazy
we're dangerous scps, but we stay calm if we are whispered too / calmly spoken too
I love the idea of a hostile scp that has to be listening to asmr to be interacted with safely.
@@fmradio4908 "OK get the headphone launcher!"
Dude be on keter duty
we're just a mass of beings stuck together and when we hear any loud noises we all just fucking combust or some shit
Subject class:thaumiel
Scp[REDACTED] is an SCP subject which shows extreme mastery in the calming and re-containment of many other SCP subjects. This anomaly is to be contained in a 12 by 12 meter square box. This box is to be cleared of any objects other than the subject itself. Unless given clearance by dr[REDACTED]. When testing the subject all staff within a 15 meter radius are to be given completely deafening ear protection. Any exposure to the subject will result in a coma like state which has not been found to be breakable.
This is like my last resort for sleep, which unfortunately I've had to go to a lot lately. Something about it man... The fact it's something I'm interested in (SCP), the right amount of personal attention, consistently talking, and it's not too quiet nor overloaded with mouthsounds. It keeps my head from buzzing with thoughts. Thank you, genuinely.
Pov: he speaks softly because previous interviews resulted in personnel [REDACTED] when conducted in normal volumes, in an attempt to study the anomaly more safely Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED] decided to conduct the interview with the anomaly by speaking softly. It becomes apparent that when talked to or approached softly SCP-[REDACTED] becomes fairly docile and cooperative with site personnel
Why are there no comments it's a good post
@@thafallen3657 agreed
Damn
@@thafallen3657 agreed
Words.
This guy would rob someone, then talk in a calming voice, and convince everyone around him to let him rob the guy because of his calming voice.
Rob a Bank then get caught and explain how he was just making an asmr video and get let off with the money
Or he talks in a calming voice, everyone falls asleep, and he can take over the entire multiverse.
ER: *Removes my head.*
Me: “Since when the hell could I do that?”
Takes my head off. “Havent you watched Labyrinth? It’s against the rules to toy with other peoples heads!”
"You don't move very much...and you don't talk..."
Writers: *Are called out*
Me, a writer, writing while I listen: o_o
Noooo
Ooooooooooooooooopoooooo
Nonwriter but same
He writes his own
@Natalie You Are A B E E C H yes he is
"We're going to try to listen for your heart, if you even have a heart."
[Insult: Deletion of unwanted file.]
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@@MeatGreasy uh, ok
Really had to make an AWOG reference didn’t you?
Reference: SCP 079 Interview
SON OF A BITCH AI SHUT DOWN AGAIN, DOC!
Only 2mins into the vid and I'm already subbing! Love how soft your voice is, great work!
scp- [REDACTED]
object class:euclid
special containment procedures: blankets and pillows are to be brought to what its calls its "nest"inside of its containment cell the anomaly spends most of its time sleeping or playing games on certain devices that are brought to it if the lights in its cell are turned on the anomaly becomes agitated with who turned on the light if the containment procedures are followed the anomaly will remain docile
"Just allow me a second to put these aside"
*Continues tapping vigorously on files*
Maloch hello reckoning
I scrolled past this real fast and thought you said, "keeps vaping vigorously on files," Like how do you even vape vigorously lol
*I just did 666 likes*
He needed to make sure he was holding those files he was speaking of 🤔
Imagine being born as an SCP and you have a really cool power and then being immediately captured by the foundation and being locked up the rest of your life... that must suck for the ones captuable
They will try to keep you comfortable at least if it’s not a risk to them
I have been exposed😨😨I must turn into something no one will ever think of it I'm a shape shifter😶😶 oh no I spoke to much bye✌✌ (edit 1: and I'm a time traveller ✌✌) (edit 2: in Minecraft 😛😛)
@@mid1429 that's true 😃😃
Maybe we could negotiate. I get let back into society, in return, I keep my powers a secret.
Or I could just let myself out? And not stay secrete?
@@magesticcrab2164 I'll get the first option 😃😃
This was one of the first ever asmr videos I’ve ever watched you are such an amazing asmrtist, god bless you❤️
Words can't explain how much your videos mean to me mister Rift. I've watched these videos at my lowest points and they always bring me back up. Something about your videos are just so comforting. Thank you sir!
I’m just realizing that SCP is probably the largest and longest game of “yes and” ever played
mostly also the best maze game ever
No, everyone at the facilities would be too nice fore me to freak out and kill everyone.
Silence theatre kid
@@skyraz8489 I may be traumatized-
What is "Yes and"?
“The event involving you”
“Oh you mean when I found out what to do with a drunken sailor?”
Impossible.
idk how to think this
YOOOOOOOO
Wow, I have been wondering that for years since that song came out
F O R B I D D E N K N O W L E GE
Rift's videos are amazing to listen to while doing illustrations. Soothed ... sedated.
SCP - 3775 - Audience
Classification - Euclid
Containment Procedures: SCP - 3775 must be spoken to in a low or soft tone. Requirements depend on what SCP - 3775 needs at any specific moment. Quick access to materials is a must at all time to keep SCP - 3775 content.
SCP - 3775 or know as Audience, is a multi-persona specimen. The gender and age in indeterminable considering this specimen has multiple personas of all age and gender. 3775 takes care into meeting the needs of each persona, so it is important Dr. [REDACTED] |Dr. Ephemeral Rift| is the only doctor allowed to tend to 3775. 3775 has enhanced hearing; being able to hear all noises that are made when being examined or questioned, so it is crucial that any [REDACTED] must move slowly and speak softly (No louder than 20-25 decibels, as it could harm their hearing and/or cause disturbance within them). SCP - 3775 can detach it's head, as it does not NEED a figure/body to function. This is caused by the multi-personas, only needing it's head to function on it's own. 3775 often stays silent, or unresponsive to questions, seeing as it's voice is made up of many other voices; all caused by the personas; and can be painful to speak. It is difficult to understand what is being said, if spoken to by SCP - 3775, taking into consideration the amount of voices heard when speaking. It is also unwilling to provide any response containing movement. Taking into consideration about 3775 having multiple personas, it is possible it is painful to move or is highly difficult with multiple characters trying to control or move the current body. How many personas SCP - 3775 has is unknown, but is believed to be in the thousands if not higher. It's figure can vary from time to time, sometimes taking a completely different form, or other times only having subtle changes within it's figure. SCP - 3775 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED] [REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED]
INFORMATION LOST______________________________ANY OTHER INFORMATION IS [REDACTED]
I made my own interpretation of how our SCP would function, hopefully it's good enough for you 😅
ER: what kind of powers do you have?
Me: I grow when I eat
ER: you’re just fat
Me: :(
Mood
when did this happen
Lmaoooo
Hahha. I do this at 6 o'clock pm
420 likes ;)
plot twist: he’s actually just speaking to a hamster.
What kind of fuckin hamster do *you* have
PeksMex What, your hamster isn’t human sized?
@@Froggerz my human sized hamsters head came off
hampstir
It's just that one video of a hampster staring into a camera
Scp 0471
꓄ꃅꍟ ꀘꀤꀘꂦꑄ
Thamiual
The kikos is a small humanoid approximately 4.9 ft tall
The kekos does not show hostile signs to other humanoids no matter the suituation its in, the kekos is more of a humanoid blur there is no solid shape or way it appears to someone
However, the kekos can be utilized due to it extremely strong Nerotoxin (seems to have a large effect on scp 682s existence in our reality when exposed to the kekos)
It is a very open entity to certain members of the observation team ,no noise has been made yet,if contact IS made, it might reply with tapping on the glass,walls,etc.
Dr sherman: "wheres my co-worker?"
Dr gears: "you mean anomaly? They're being interviewed and contained"
Dr Sherman: *internal screaming*
SCP-5000
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5000 must always be contained in a soundproof room approximately 5x5x5 in volume. Absolutely no sound devices must be present inside the containment cell. Monitoring of the room may be permitted to Staff with a level 3 Clearance or higher. A seal over SCP-5000’s mouth must be present at all times.
Description: SCP-5000 is an entity capable of morphing itself into a variety of different characters. The entity itself seems to keep a consistent face of a middle-aged white male with a variety of beard shapes depending on the character. Entity is more than capable of speech and knows every word in the English vocabulary. As previously mentioned, absolutely no vocal communication must be performed with SCP-5000. When a subject speaks to SCP-5000, they experience a sleepy feeling, initially. Halfway through a conversation, subject feels lightheaded and is barely able to do basic motor skills, such as walking. The conversation always ends with the subject either falling asleep, getting into a coma, and potentially [REDACTED].
Addendum-01: SCP-5000’s conversations show no malicious intent towards class D test subjects. The entity always has a common goal regardless of the character it morphs into: to “relax” the person in front of it. There hasn’t been a session where the class D personnel haven’t experienced [DATA EXPUNGED], or been led into [REDACTED].
Addendum-02: It has been reported that the longer the session lasts, the higher the likelihood of the test subject being in danger. The longest conversation that has ever been recorded (without sound) lasted for 1 hour 6 minutes and 6 seconds, during which that time SCP-5000 had morphed into [DATA EXPUNGED].
Addendum-03: SCP-5000 once transformed into a similar SCP known as SCP-049, otherwise known as the Plague Doctor. The two SCP’s were put into a room and were allowed to talk. The recording required 10 different people listening to the conversation due to the sleepiness effect. It must be noted that the effect is only present in human organisms. Here is the audio transcript of the session:
049: I see you’re a medical man such as myself.
5000: Indeed I am. My name is Corvus Clemmons, I exercise my work in the [REDACTED]. Have you heard of it?
049: An asylum worker, I would expect no less from a medical man. Have you had any luck with the Great Pestilence?
5000: Unfortunately the process has been slow, but I could work with you in the future, should these fellow doctors who are listening to us allow us.
049: How long have you been looking for a cure?
5000: I have lost count of the centuries that have gone by. I can ask the [REDACTED] to allow you to join the [DATA EXPUNGED], my relative Professor Clemmons would appreciate another doctor.
After SCP-5000 finishes its sentence, both entities begin speaking in an unknown language. Attempts of deciphering the language have proven futile. More monitoring is required for a complete file. Research of the so called [REDACTED] who is suggested to be the creator of the [DATA EXPUNGED] has been started.
Great writing, but those containment procedures aren’t befitting of a Keter. ER is definitely a Euclid.
Levi Warner You’re right. I fixed it.
Buuuut if the SCP also had the ability to send out unfiltered media portions of itself and upload it into social media sites by unknown means, it might be considered keter.
The real SCP 5000 is basically the foundation going sicko mode on humanity
FreshPeanut Well I dont know the latest number.
"And.. Dr. Bright"
I thought he was busy riding SCP-682 through Site-19 yelling "The Keter is Loose"?
@StanTheMan Gotta get the best firepower against those Keters
Lol wasn't Dr. Kondraki the one that rode 682?
@@spokeniniambicpentameter Both of them
That was yesterday. Today is [DATA EXPUNGED]
Oh dear. Bright’s loose again?
Pov: The doctor is Scp (your choice) and the camera is a guard trying to get information from SCP (your choice) but they want to do a couple tests to make sure your not sick and tense
The doctor/SCP (your choice) powers are putting people to sleep,distracting people,calming SCP and people down and getting rid of desises and taking apart SCP's and people without them realizing it...Its weakness is: [DETACHED] and [DETACHED]
(Rip my sick and tired brain for thinking of this)
This vid has put me to sleep so many times. I LOVE it
Maybe we speak in a pitch humans can’t hear so every time he says we’re unresponsive we’re like, “BRO WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?”
Sings never gonna give you up loudly*
@@disapointment1389 NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
@@jigokunohi6538 never gonna run around and hurt you
@@jigokunohi6538 never gonna run around and hurt you
@@disapointment1389 Never gonna make you cry!
The scp on camera quivers before this man, for he has an ominous aura that cannot be comprehended.
For reeeaaallll dude
He's an immortal eldritch god, what do you expect? He is beyond our reasoning.
Like Gus from Breaking Bad
The word youre looking for is "ominous"
The old napkin psychology
This guy’s video Solos my sleep schedule 😴😴😴😴
This video is just so relaxing in the least comfortable way. I have no other way to describe this timeless masterpiece.
*Removes head*
"Very interesting..."
Me: "Do you mind? I was using that."
So no head tonight?
no you wsn't. Stop being greedy and just learn how to share.
@@Max_6200 you dont either, its wasn’t not wsnt
@@marley9800 yes, I dn't use my head and I'm proud to admit it and share the head with those who need it. And so far what did you do to make our community a bit better, huh?
@@Max_6200 by watching our kids
ER: "My name is... actually, I don't think it matters what my name is."
Me: *sniffsniff* He's a Clemmons.
Well no, Clemmons is a professor. This guy is a doctor.
@@Nathan55411 professor clemmons is a professor, corvus clemmons is a plague doctor, and i think even the candyman said at one point that he either was a clemmons, or worked for the professor (or both.) They're everywhere👀👀👀
Clemmons is the Smith of Riftworld.
σн ѕнιт
i love this comment
watching this for the 3th time and its still my favorite ASMR video
okay hear me out this guy is a genius, look at this video and the description, truly fascinating
Me: "reads description" All right then, keep your secrets
You said: "Reads description" as if you said it.
I fell like it’s a bit bold to call it a “description”
We all know what it says but it still conveys mystery for some reason.
I feel like I’m Gucci main in 2006
*reads description* Ah yes [REDACTED].
Ephemeral Rift itself is a Lovecraftian SCP, one of the most rare and Safest of it's kind.
He should be like Clef not Lovecraftian
Safe my ass, he's a keter level threat, sends you to sleep against your will, given that you watch him of course, or maybe he's a thaumiel, i dunno anymore.
Thanks, Mr.Burns
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@@CornealDrago1 Autocorrect much?
Me: "The event wouldn't have happened if that dude didn't take my chocolate milk."
Thank you so much for making this! Seriously it's funner than many guided meditations and roleplays.
This is so therapeutic for me when I'm stuck in the hospital with a flare up. Roleplaying in my head helps me cope with boredoms, intense pain, severe depression and helplessness and PTSD. I'll play through different imagined scenes and sometimes journal or do short stories. I can explore some feelings and realities as a character that is super cathartic.
Also some of the medical personnel I am subjected to while seeking health could learn some things about bedside manner from this.
Me as the SCP: biomechanical nannite insect queen and colony in the form of a very average human woman. Body is the colony and functions as a human one, but this is subject to change. Standard medical exams show our colony to be " fully human" unless high powered diagnostic equipment notes the hive like behavior of our subatomic colony members.
Trying desperately to communicate with the examiner before me with pheromones, electromagnetic currents and vibes. We are still learning to operate in this form. Non native colony, lol.
Oh they want to pick up cranium, ok no colony members harmed so all good
If an SCP doctor calls you "interesting", that's when you know.
finally an ability to feel being appreciated by someone
kind of
My ability is to go super sain....reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@@rennightwalker2134 Well my ability is i can make poeple happy in quick amount of time.
@@mikoajprzybylski6773 I guess it didn’t work
@@cleetuschill1733 I didn’t use it yet
Didn’t know the SCP foundation had their very own Bob Ross.
This man is Rob Ross.
I'd imagine they'd use this guy to maybe convince a humanoid SCP to come into custody of the Foundation.
Bruh
Bob ross was an scp
the infinite ikea roblox game has an bob ross ad
proud to say this was my first ephemeral rift video 2 years ago. i still like to come back to it sometimes
"What type of SCP are ya!"
*"Sir, this is Chick Fil A"*
In the middle of the deeply relaxing video:
**THE SITE IS EXPERIENCING MULTIPLE KETER AND EUCLID CONTAINMENT BREACHES FULL SITE LOCKDOWN INITIATED**
"Agent, behind you!"
"Oh shit"
"Keep your eyes on it"
"Alright, I'm going to blink"
Xamareik sauce *H O L D S H I F T T O S P R I N T*
@@drageus9059 *loud ass creaking noise and 106 laugh*
UA-cam Algorithm oh no
"please... Let me go"
*Femur breaker begins*
Store Clerk: “Why do you need this bone saw?”
Ephemeral Rift: “To put people to sleep”
Store Clerk: “I’m sorry what now?”
ER: "Don't worry, not permanently."
“Don’t worry i just record myself being quiet to a camera so ppl in burritos can sleep/relax”
When I say I CACKLED--..
911. I have a strang man that wants to "put people asleep" with a bone saw!
@@marrowseer0881 For creepypasta fans-
Jeffery Woods: HEY THATS MY LINE!
how did i fall asleep for 5 hours to this
This guys voice is so calming yet stern that he could give me any news and honestly I'd take it well
Anyone noticed how he smiled every time he said “Entity”?
He probably plays Dead By Daylight in his spare time.
Elizabeth Afton probably does because he has a bloodweb curator asmr
I like his beard
@@nolifeconsolegamer I love you both xd
Night Flaycs huh?!
“You don’t like moving”
Me: *Welcome to pillow world, lemme get up and greet cha..*
*doesn't move*
Well I tried 😔✌
“Hey Peter, I’m Brian dog.”
There we go....yeeaaaa
Stewie is the best no matter what state he's in
Lol this is like something that happened on my discord server once
I always come back to this one
Wow I can’t believe this video is two and a half years old. Wow. I remember the day this came out and I watched it now I’m doing the same thing 30 months later, that’s crazy to think about.
i get the feeling that the camera is actually a armed guard ready to shoot as soon as the scp moves
Scp-5983: the viewer
Class: euclid
Containment procedures: regular containment procedures adequate for 5983. Only extra requirement being a few extra blankets as it seems to like to ‘nest’ in its sleeping quarters
Scp-5983 seems to be a human of indeterminent gender and age with social anxiety and selective mutism. 5983 will only speak with Dr. [REDACTED] (also known as Dr. ephemeral rift) and a few D-classes. 5983 will go into a catatonic state for a varying amount of time when spoken to at a volume louder than 20-25 decibels, and will be unable/unwilling to respond to any outside stimulation until a sufficient amount of time has passed. 5983 has shown no desire to escape containment as long as its needs are met and the auditory stimuli dont exceed 40 decibels at maximum. 5983 has been shown to remember most everything it hears and can reproduce that sound when they open their mouth, no movement needed to form words or other such complicated noises (as such it is pertinent to not discuss sensitive information about 5983 or any other scp near it’s containment)
Nice
noice
🗿 submit it to scp
@@pplindastreets7611 agree
Scp 5983 already exists :[
I’ve watched this video countless number of times and I still don’t think I’ve seen it all it makes me so sleepy
this is the most relaxing ASMR that I have heard, oddly enough.
Him: Can you understand our language?
Me: *shakes head no*
Him: alright... *double take* Wait a damn minute.
I’d respond someway or another
@Sanctioned Moron Minecraft enchanting table is weak.
I speak in Windows XP startup sound.
@@melonpulse4833 you fool, to think the windows XP
start up is all that. Ha I speak in microwave beeps
@@averagejak1727 he's too powerful to be left alive!
@@averagejak1727 *cackles in alien dialect*
ER: I don't think we're gonna perform any surgeries
Me: phew
ER: Today
ι ωαѕ ℓιкє "¢υт ιитσ мє αи∂ ι'ℓℓ вє fσя¢є∂ тσ нυят тнαт ρяєтту fα¢є σf уσυяѕ"
@@dovahcatgaming922 Actually I think that it would be relaxing af.
@@datboi2250 with anesthesia maybe...
@@edmardisla8492 or if you are a masochist
@@datboi2250 ...k...
reminds me of control, the game, and asimov and DBD. very cool
This HELPED me with my headache, im nee in this channel, but i already love it!
Him: removes my head.
Also him: "did that hurt?
Me: "no sir, not all all, you may continue.🙂"
How are you smiling? You just got decapitated 😂
@ThatOneKid yeah i usually feel a bit uncomfortable when my head is removed
ER:can you control my mind ?
Me: I command you to write
ER:begins to write
Me: :o
Xd
Soregenitals would be pretty cool if it actually happened
Your pfp pretty much is reasonable why u are a scp
:o
That makes alot of SANS, but i had no tuTORIEL on how to use it. Because maybe my ability is full of asGORE since my PAP-A-yrus is scared of me, and i think my CHARActer is taking a huge fRISK because i havent METTATON of people in quarantine, maybe im UNDYNE-ING or maybe ALPHYS stress is getting to me. Since my house is full of GASter but my powers are ASRIEL as it gets
This is the one asmr video that can get me to sleep, no matter the situation. I don’t know why
same here I keep coming back to this video every day I dont even know how often Ive watched it
gotta love the asmr scp, the scp who is only calm and not a hazard when treated like the viewer of an asmr video
“I hope I didn’t keep you waiting too long”
*are you kidding I was sitting here for three years*
: Your head can detach
Me: Yeah I was bullied by the soccer kids in elementary school
You're a soccer ball.
Lol
reminds me of a Goosebumps book.
Bullying as in using your head as the ball right
@@jadetheslime3140 what book was that?
37:11
“man”
37:41
“air”
38:11
[unable to answer]
38:38
“star”
38:55
”eruption”
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assessment: 39:28
“box”
“eye”
“strings”
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40:33
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Hi Mr. Rift, I appreciate ur videos so much. This video is one of my favorites, i always come back to it when im really struggling with managing my stress. Thank you for being so eccentric and cool. ur like my parasocial internet uncle-dad.