I’m in my 29th year as a stand up. This is sheer comedic genius, and the most difficult format. You could do this routine in a church and it is still hysterical.
For me, the worst part was hearing the birds chirping after an all nighter. Especially when the sun hadn't quite come up and it was still relatively dark outside. Those first chirps were the "uh-oh" moment.
After being on the deck of a cruise ship in 100 degree heat with a hangover, keeping that pledge became a lot easier. It's been nearly 20 years since I've been seriously drunk. I didn't give up drinking entirely, just getting wasted. The mild buzz does me just fine.
This is classic. This really brings back some awful drinking days. His delivery and timing is so great that is really makes me not want to drink at all.
A scary thought, not wanting to drink at all, but I understand. Back in the sixties I watched "Days of Wine and Roses" and poured my 4 bottles of booze down the sink and didn't drink for about 3 months.
@@Townes.VanZandt If you're referring to Days of Wine and Roses, I saw the movie version with Jack Lemon & Lee Remick. It was also presented on Playhouse 90 on TV (I think). I just now looked it up on the internet and watched about 20 minutes. It was a little unnerving for me to see and be reminded how people can be developing an unhealthy habit and be unaware.
One of my favorite comedy routines ever, right up there with Who's on First and the Victor Borge bit about pronunciation. Thanks for sharing. And I don't give a rat's about the tracking. I'm just glad the audio is clean.
In 1969 I was stationed in NKP Thailand and we had a 6AM to 6PM schedule. The worst was 6PM to 6 AM when you had the one day a week off. We got of shift at 6AM and go straight to the NCO Club and drink until about Noon. Then we'd call it quits and leave. The instant we got outside, we'd be greeted with Ol' Big Red and we'd tur around and retreat to the comfortable darkness of the Club , where we would stay another six ours until night fall when we would be safe from Big Ol' Red.
@@Tsamokie good one --- I had a 7pm to 7am shift in new mexico mid 1980's. there was a bar nearby with no windows (just for us). So when I walked outside about noon ... I learned that you needed a small frame pair of sunglasses that would fit under the giant wrap -a- round sunglasses in order to see and drive home.
TDale Martin I got a job at a blues bar, back in the first couple of years of the now more than half of my life living in the US. It was the perfect deal! Free drinks and cultural lessons! It was fantastic! I did it for 3 years and I miss it to this day. Anyway, it was in Atlanta and there were maybe two 24 hour spots in the city back then... early 2000’s, and the one we always went to was called Backstreet. A gay club that all the strippers, servers, bartenders and general degenerates met after 3:00 am when everything closed... it was fucking sweet! Good times! But that feeling when you walked outside and it was bright as fuck... what a buzz kill! Too old for this shit now, but I still see love pulling an all-nighter
This is totally like AA for the comedy goers. I too had some laughs and also looked into myself with sadness because you do go through those levels. You rob from your sleep and money to get a moment of feeling like you are the king of the world with your buddies. For me I would actually go out often alone and see strangers as friends and look at the time and think I can do this. I can go out and still get up for work. So many days of working with head aches and rot gut. I actually see this skit as a confirmation to keep sober.
I’ve had the “thick blue drink” at a sci-fi/role playing game convention. Served at a room party and called Toxic Waste. It was made with Everclear. Don’t know if they used Kool-aide or Gatorade to get the blue but one of the hosts did tell me it had a splash of spearmint Scope. Served in a 5 gallon biohazard bucket with dry ice in the bottom. An alcohol slushee! I was told I held a conversation with a Buddha statue. Ah the good old days.
When I was in the military there was a bar near our barracks. They had a blue drink and no one could ever remember what it was called so we just started calling it "Smurf Piss". It was blue curacao, crushed ice and some other wicked brews. My roommate and I passed out in the barracks stairwell ON THE STAIRS after a night of Smurf Piss.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about, it's essentially the blue version of the old college party standby, "Jungle Juice" (which is red), although the dry ice is a brilliant touch! I don't think that's what Larry was referring to, since they were still in a bar, in theory, but some bizarre, terrible, cheap, and strong pre-flavored liquor...like that 99 bananas/apples/etc type stuff...unless he was suggesting the bar was so crappy that they were just mixing random stuff together like a bunch of bros, lol
@@z-z-z-z "Speed is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane. Time change. You lose, you gain. Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. But sooner or later you've got to get out because it's crashing, and then all at once the frozen hours melt out through the nervous system and seep out the pores." - Marwood, Withnail & I
Damn, he nailed it. Recalling a party when I was in the Navy stationed in the UK, around 4am someone had the idea to stay up the rest of the night to catch the 7am train to London and continue drinking along the way... but then the came the sun rise... ouch.
I remember watching this as Comedy special on HBO right before Buster Douglas knocked out Mike Tyson in Tokyo. Freshman year in college. February 1990.
Oh yeah that’s back when we could ...and DID stay up and drink all night with our friends getting all sorts of nasty tore up from the floor up. Wheeeww... makes me think of how many brain cells I must have killed in my undergrad years... 😳
This is the first time I’ve seen this clip since I was a kid. Can’t believe I actually saw this when it originally aired but always remembered it. While it was funny to me back then, i didn’t understand it the way I do now and the man is spot on. Haha
... and the Army. Gotta get to the mess before the bosses. Need that huge plate of free fry up, then sleep all day off, and get away with a day off shaving too. Start looking human again by the next day. And life goes on ... ;-)
I remember watching this on VH1 when it first came out and it's still funny today. I always liked Larry Miller and felt he was (is) very underappreciated. Too many comics rely on broad, dirty humor for cheap laughs; Larry was a little more adult and cerebral, which is exactly why I love his comedy.
I'm sure he played the dad in 10 Things I Hate About You, his sarcasm was brutal "You can date when your sister dates and no one will date her. Oh, I like that! I should have thought of that sooner!"
I'm not sure what stage this was, but me and my friend were in a bar once, and we were so drunk the barman said he wasn't serving us anymore. So we walked out of the pub and immediately forgot that had happened, and said "Ooh, this bar looks nice, let's go in here!" So walked into the same bar where the bartender said ".... I just told you like, 20 seconds ago I'm not serving you" and we were like "OOPS! Maybe we are drunk" Fabulous :D
I was with my local coworkers in Tokyo on Friday night after we finished a training course at the factory. The second hostess bar we went to had only had a Chinese woman who didn't speak English, so they sent a Thai guy who did to me and I don't think they told him it was because of the English. When we emerged at quarter to six and the sun was up, we carried the senior engineer to a cab. We couldn't talk to the driver, but he knew where to take him.
My biggest all night drunk ended with me hanging out downtown with a few guys not realizing they were homeless till I noticed their hands out for money.
Up all night many times back in the day. When you are buying beer at like 7a.m. at the convenience store on Sunday morning and the clerk looks at you and just KNOWS...
I watched this when it was originally shown , I video taped it and wrote the bit out and learned it . I would do the bit from time to time and once in awhile people would ask me to do it . I remember that version he referred to the blue drink as the “stuff you soak combs in at the barber shop . “ 20 years since I last even thought about it . Thanks for the laughs Larry .
my love songs yeah this guy has been in the background of TV shows and movies without any recognition unfortunately. Just watch the episode of Seinfeld where he was the door man lmao to this day, brilliant .
See this kids? This is what actual video tape graininess looks like as opposed to a filter in video editing software. Larry Miller aka the Dad from '10 Things I Hate About You' is funny as hell.
Cannot tell you how many times I heard that 'prayer' while I was in the Navy. "Oh, I feel likeBLLLLAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH. Oh, God, I'll never drink agaBLLLLLLAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHH. PleasepleasepleasemakeitstoBLLLBLLBBBAAAAARRRRRGHHHH."
Same here for the last five years (or maybe 28 years).. until this year.. totally sober and loving it (although I miss wobbly nights I certainly don't miss the hangovers)
Same here, I've drank maybe ten times in the last 2 years but before that I was a Goddamned Heathen. When you can tell the story about that one time you were drunk for a solid week. I miss having a friend called 🍺 that always helped with bad days.
I saw Larry open for Stephen Wright on Halloween eve of 1992 in Pullman, WA. Did this bit. He had the crowd rolling almost more than Steve did. One of the best comedy acts I've ever seen.
He is good in everything he does... Anyone remember him in Pretty Woman as the proprietor of a Clothing Boutique in Beverly Hills that kisses Richard Gere and Julia's asses while they were there
I used to teach a Breath Alcohol course for the Commonwealth of Virginia in the mid to late '90s, and we used this as a mood lightener. It never failed to get the class laughing their butts off!
Christ I was RAN and SF over my 8yrs AD....and you don’t think 25y/o senior NCOs did this in the 1SFG barracks? Oh fuck yes we did! Never before a Group run though...the col made it clear what would happen if he caught one whiff. But in RAN BAT it was fine..ppl puked, just fell right back in. No drunk on duty there...unless we were on red cycle 😳 Didn’t wanna get caught drinking when looking at wheels-up ready in 24 hours on a red cycle... us joes called it ‘banishment’
you can see it that way, or enjoy the beginning of day.. the birds chirping, the sun rising, knowing you are there to experience all in its totality, being one with nature and grateful for life and this magnificent gift of creation... (that is, before passing out and sleeping it off the rest of the day as your wife writes a list of all things she will be discussing with you; more like telling you off because you know you are in the wrong and that is her time to recollect all 13 years of imperfections and bad behavior you have made while being together which she has kept all records ordered by date..)... but it's worth it!! lol
23chrisfm What a coincidence! I was massaging your empty comment with my asshole when I stumbled over a beer bottle! Which is why I accidentally shit all over your comment. Sorry about that.
@@sfm.viciousmane1374 Just in case you are serious about that- get some help. I was a full blown drug dumpster at 19. The best thing I ever did was find respect for myself and quit. That was thirty years ago.
classic bit. reminds me of a time i got fired for still being drunk. i had been written up and warned to not miss another day... so i did the next best thing, came in to work shit faced. some guys tried to cover for me but someone told on me... and that was that. not my proudest moment but there you go.
Aged 18 I came back from the pub at lunchtime whilst working at a meat factory/butchers, with the best excuse I could muster- that the police has been to the pub and refused to let anyone leave😂 As I was professing that I wasn’t actually drunk I fell over and pulled myself back up by gripping on to my managers trousers whilst laughing. (It was a shit job so I can laugh now)
Jon Mendez haven't seen that one very many times.Thats where he leaves and Jerry takes over as doorman if I remember.Wish they would have had him on more often.
Both the funniest and most honest jokes about drinking ever committed to film.
It's funny because it'[s true
One of the greatest comedy bits ever.
Crazy how 'looking like Keith Richards' is still an accurate joke 30 years later
OOF!
Even more now
mit bong
Has it been that long oh my
Maybe it`s because Keef hasn`t brushed his hair since 1967?
"I don't mind going to that board meeting looking like Keith Richards." 😂
I missed this guy. The 90s has been his highlight in movies and I enjoyed them.
I’m in my 29th year as a stand up. This is sheer comedic genius, and the most difficult format. You could do this routine in a church and it is still hysterical.
Exactly. His timing and delivery make a subject that wouldn’t always fly or relate with everyone appeal to anyone somehow
No kidding I had an interviewer ask me to tell them a joke.\
Not dirty.
Holler at me for the joke. lol. It's dumb.
For me, the worst part was hearing the birds chirping after an all nighter. Especially when the sun hadn't quite come up and it was still relatively dark outside. Those first chirps were the "uh-oh" moment.
It's always those damn birds.
I call those the go-to-bed birds.
“Birdie-Birdie”
Yeah, I hate it too. You're trying to drink in peace, and the birds are all out there trying to wake the neighbors and narc you out.
Whoops! I thought that WAS what we we’re talking about!
"I drink to make other people more interesting."
Ernest Hemingway
I drink to make me more interesting!
@@shillout7270 lol. that works on the first few glasses. after, i would say "interesting" becomes "pain in the ass", at least that's my case :)
Actually had the "we could buy this bar" fantasy with drinkin' buddies in the distant past. Still makes me laugh.
Larry Miller is a national treasure.
Larry Miller is an American national treasure
Great show
After being on the deck of a cruise ship in 100 degree heat with a hangover, keeping that pledge became a lot easier. It's been nearly 20 years since I've been seriously drunk. I didn't give up drinking entirely, just getting wasted. The mild buzz does me just fine.
If you’ve ever got sunburn on the roof of your mouth, time to slow down or stop 😂
Ouch @@manuel_winde
When Larry yelled "We're drivin' to Florida" He sounded like George Carlin.
One of the greatest truths of all time. Love Larry Miller.
I never knew this guy did stand up, I've missed out. Been level 5 LOL
" . . as long as I get 31 hours of sleep tomorrow." too real.
the 90's were a great time for comedians
This is classic. This really brings back some awful drinking days. His delivery and timing is so great that is really makes me not want to drink at all.
A scary thought, not wanting to drink at all, but I understand. Back in the sixties I watched "Days of Wine and Roses" and poured my 4 bottles of booze down the sink and didn't drink for about 3 months.
@@nemo227 not sure what that is but I'm gonna check it out.
@@Townes.VanZandt If you're referring to Days of Wine and Roses, I saw the movie version with Jack Lemon & Lee Remick. It was also presented on Playhouse 90 on TV (I think). I just now looked it up on the internet and watched about 20 minutes. It was a little unnerving for me to see and be reminded how people can be developing an unhealthy habit and be unaware.
I need a drink.
The unpleasant effects sneak up on you quick, and usually when you least expect them.
One of my favorite comedy routines ever, right up there with Who's on First and the Victor Borge bit about pronunciation. Thanks for sharing. And I don't give a rat's about the tracking. I'm just glad the audio is clean.
This one is just genius...great story teller
Thank you for that. I had never seen the Victor Borge pronunciation one and just watched it. Excellent.
The sun is like God's flashlight - that is freaking brilliant!!
In 1969 I was stationed in NKP Thailand and we had a 6AM to 6PM schedule. The worst was 6PM to 6 AM when you had the one day a week off. We got of shift at 6AM and go straight to the NCO Club and drink until about Noon. Then we'd call it quits and leave. The instant we got outside, we'd be greeted with Ol' Big Red and we'd tur around and retreat to the comfortable darkness of the Club , where we would stay another six ours until night fall when we would be safe from Big Ol' Red.
t sam, dang, brother. That sounds like hell. Hahaha. I have been through a few of those deals myself, but not in Thailand, ha
@@Tsamokie good one --- I had a 7pm to 7am shift in new mexico mid 1980's. there was a bar nearby with no windows (just for us). So when I walked outside about noon ... I learned that you needed a small frame pair of sunglasses that would fit under the giant wrap -a- round sunglasses in order to see and drive home.
@@Tsamokie when you see that sun in the morn you thick oh fuck
TDale Martin I got a job at a blues bar, back in the first couple of years of the now more than half of my life living in the US. It was the perfect deal! Free drinks and cultural lessons! It was fantastic! I did it for 3 years and I miss it to this day. Anyway, it was in Atlanta and there were maybe two 24 hour spots in the city back then... early 2000’s, and the one we always went to was called Backstreet. A gay club that all the strippers, servers, bartenders and general degenerates met after 3:00 am when everything closed... it was fucking sweet! Good times! But that feeling when you walked outside and it was bright as fuck... what a buzz kill! Too old for this shit now, but I still see love pulling an all-nighter
This is totally like AA for the comedy goers. I too had some laughs and also looked into myself with sadness because you do go through those levels. You rob from your sleep and money to get a moment of feeling like you are the king of the world with your buddies. For me I would actually go out often alone and see strangers as friends and look at the time and think I can do this. I can go out and still get up for work. So many days of working with head aches and rot gut. I actually see this skit as a confirmation to keep sober.
Larry's style of delivering a joke is unmatched....even to this day He's the best.
I’ve had the “thick blue drink” at a sci-fi/role playing game convention. Served at a room party and called Toxic Waste. It was made with Everclear. Don’t know if they used Kool-aide or Gatorade to get the blue but one of the hosts did tell me it had a splash of spearmint Scope. Served in a 5 gallon biohazard bucket with dry ice in the bottom. An alcohol slushee! I was told I held a conversation with a Buddha statue. Ah the good old days.
I drank Windex punch at a Halloween party once. I wonder if it's the same thing minus the Everclear.
Did he pass any enlightened wisdom on to you?
When I was in the military there was a bar near our barracks. They had a blue drink and no one could ever remember what it was called so we just started calling it "Smurf Piss". It was blue curacao, crushed ice and some other wicked brews. My roommate and I passed out in the barracks stairwell ON THE STAIRS after a night of Smurf Piss.
That was Romulan Ale
Yeah, I know what you're talking about, it's essentially the blue version of the old college party standby, "Jungle Juice" (which is red), although the dry ice is a brilliant touch! I don't think that's what Larry was referring to, since they were still in a bar, in theory, but some bizarre, terrible, cheap, and strong pre-flavored liquor...like that 99 bananas/apples/etc type stuff...unless he was suggesting the bar was so crappy that they were just mixing random stuff together like a bunch of bros, lol
My favorite bit of all time. This touched my soul.
Level 6: my friends and I went to the horse races still in our tuxedos from the ball the night before. Still can't remember how that day ended.
God this makes me feel old but during this I kept wanting to grab the remote and find the tracking button
Paul Stevens you saying that makes me feel old
The remote that had a cable or the remote that only worked if you were 4 feet away?
Whats a tracking button?
Was thinking the same thing! The word Tracking is now "Old English".
🤣 truth
Stage 6: We should get some coke...
....you forgot it was a trailer park.
"We should get some meth..."
Rod Kavanagh hahhaha
Waiting for him to go there but he didn’t lol
I always thought Trailer Park Level 6 was fucking a close relative.
Pretty sure that’s Stage 1.5
this is so well written and delivered. classic.
It’s like a short movie pitch
Wow, who has not been thru the 5 levels of drinking?
Drinking is simply borrowing happiness from tomorrow. You always have to pay the piper.
meth is the same way. it does not GIVE you energy; it borrows from the upcoming days.
@@z-z-z-z "Speed is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane. Time change. You lose, you gain. Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. But sooner or later you've got to get out because it's crashing, and then all at once the frozen hours melt out through the nervous system and seep out the pores." - Marwood, Withnail & I
@@jmurphy5936 I'm too smashed right now to write anything good so I'll just say... "I feel like a pig has shat in my head".
I'm sorry - was happiness promised tomorrow? Twat.
@@andrews527 Being happy, just like being bitter, is a choice. I've been dealt a lot of shitty hands but I _choose_ to be happy anyway.
The whole audience has had the “stay up all night” convo with themselves 😂
Larry Miller...one of the best Law & Order episodes I ever saw. It was so good, they invited him back to play the same character. Outstanding!
Awesome Funny Comedian🤣but a Terrible Husband😏
I thought those episodes coulda been better... his wife in the first episode was an absolutely awful actress .
To this day I still randomly shout out "WE'RE DRIVING TO FLORIDA..."
Well.... I yell out "Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor: Daaaammmnnnnn!!! No one has a sense of humor. Lol
he he - me too!
And then you pass out?
Sign of a mental illness! I live on the left coast, and can honestly say i will never go to Florida.
I use "And who's Ruby", same idea
I first heard this skit on the radio over 20 years ago and have been looking for it ever since. Thanks for uploading!
EVZYL same here just a friend of mine put it on a cd for me years ago and I been wanting to hear it again.
You're welcome!
We went to Mexico.
Excality right
This bit is Hall of Fame - like a Beethoven symphony, Picasso painting. One for the time capsule.
Damn, he nailed it.
Recalling a party when I was in the Navy stationed in the UK, around 4am someone had the idea to stay up the rest of the night to catch the 7am train to London and continue drinking along the way... but then the came the sun rise... ouch.
This is EASILY one of the best bits of ALL TIME...
LMAO
I don't drink but I'm addicted to UA-cam. Many is the time I saw the sun creeping up and thought, "uh-oh..."
Relatable
Amen and been there too. Shit, it's 1 a.m.
_"It's 1AM... but what day is it?!"_
@@0okamino I dk.
Let's keep looking. Maybe we can find someone who does know.
I remember watching this as Comedy special on HBO right before Buster Douglas knocked out Mike Tyson in Tokyo. Freshman year in college. February 1990.
Oh yeah that’s back when we could ...and DID stay up and drink all night with our friends getting all sorts of nasty tore up from the floor up. Wheeeww... makes me think of how many brain cells I must have killed in my undergrad years... 😳
I was 9 years old in 1990 and I remember the buster fight
I was in rehab...i missed the fight. I was 14
One of my favorite bits of all time.
This is the first time I’ve seen this clip since I was a kid. Can’t believe I actually saw this when it originally aired but always remembered it. While it was funny to me back then, i didn’t understand it the way I do now and the man is spot on. Haha
US Navy: 5am is when you start heading back to the ship for breakfast!!!
Lance P. Same thing in the Air Force, except it’s time to head back to base.
5 am is when you start wondering if you relief is even alive.
Thank you for your service....You rock!!!! USA!!!
... and the Army. Gotta get to the mess before the bosses. Need that huge plate of free fry up, then sleep all day off, and get away with a day off shaving too. Start looking human again by the next day. And life goes on ... ;-)
But first you make a pitstop for some hair of the dog that bit you.
From a formerly active alcoholic,he is not far off with this skit. I laugh and am sad at the same time with this one.Very clever bit.
Congrats on your sobriety. Not an easy thing to beat an addiction, some poor people never do. Stay strong my friend.
Robert Blakemore TMI,but thanx for sharing...
MrDirtclodfight Why can’t someone say they’re an addict? Is he supposed to be ashamed of it?
Edward Chamberlin grow up nobody cares I'm in AA also who gives a shit
@@MrDirtclodfight tmi for sharing his afflictions but lemme tell you im in aa. your comment is the 6th stage of drinking lol
I remember watching this on VH1 when it first came out and it's still funny today. I always liked Larry Miller and felt he was (is) very underappreciated. Too many comics rely on broad, dirty humor for cheap laughs; Larry was a little more adult and cerebral, which is exactly why I love his comedy.
I'm sure he played the dad in 10 Things I Hate About You, his sarcasm was brutal "You can date when your sister dates and no one will date her. Oh, I like that! I should have thought of that sooner!"
This classic bit never gets old no matter how many times I watch it.
gamblour agreed
@ gamblour Agree, and maybe just the effect of just having watched Larry do 9 minutes, but I could hear his voice in my mind reading your comment! :)
It’s been a quarter century or so - about half a lifetime for me - and this performance really holds up. Love this!
I'm not sure what stage this was, but me and my friend were in a bar once, and we were so drunk the barman said he wasn't serving us anymore. So we walked out of the pub and immediately forgot that had happened, and said "Ooh, this bar looks nice, let's go in here!" So walked into the same bar where the bartender said ".... I just told you like, 20 seconds ago I'm not serving you" and we were like "OOPS! Maybe we are drunk" Fabulous :D
Hahaha niceeee
I was with my local coworkers in Tokyo on Friday night after we finished a training course at the factory. The second hostess bar we went to had only had a Chinese woman who didn't speak English, so they sent a Thai guy who did to me and I don't think they told him it was because of the English. When we emerged at quarter to six and the sun was up, we carried the senior engineer to a cab. We couldn't talk to the driver, but he knew where to take him.
He was the doorman on the Seinfeld episode. "You think you're better than me!"
Knew I recognized him from somewhere! Good call
I recognize him as the Dean of the college the Nutty professor (Eddy Murphy) works in.
@Angelotube5000 We don't talk about that.
I think he was originally going to play George
Wasn’t he in 8 simple
Rules
Hey it's that dude from every 2000's Disney channel movie ever lol
Can't beat the classics.Thank you, Larry Miller.Thank you, variedgrace.
You're welcome!
@variedgrace 2 years later you reply. Hahaha.
My biggest all night drunk ended with me hanging out downtown with a few guys not realizing they were homeless till I noticed their hands out for money.
Up all night many times back in the day. When you are buying beer at like 7a.m. at the convenience store on Sunday morning and the clerk looks at you and just KNOWS...
John Reichle, so true. As the Mexicans say, Verdad.
The clerk knows even if you're just buying a bag of chips.
Like I ever gave a rat's ass....
And a bag of spicy chicarrones
I watched this when it was originally shown , I video taped it and wrote the bit out and learned it . I would do the bit from time to time and once in awhile people would ask me to do it .
I remember that version he referred to the blue drink as the “stuff you soak combs in at the barber shop . “
20 years since I last even thought about it . Thanks for the laughs Larry .
Never heard of him before this got recommended to me. This man slayed in this bit.
One of the most underrated comedians ever.
Seriously, he is awesome!! I have several of his comedy bits on my hard drive from 20+ years ago. He is a very funny guy!
my love songs yeah this guy has been in the background of TV shows and movies without any recognition unfortunately. Just watch the episode of Seinfeld where he was the door man lmao to this day, brilliant .
This bit will be just as funny 100 years from now
This dude really went out there and bared his soul with this comedy "bit"...
An all timer of a set.
See this kids? This is what actual video tape graininess looks like as opposed to a filter in video editing software. Larry Miller aka the Dad from '10 Things I Hate About You' is funny as hell.
Video... Tape...?
The dad from everything
No kids are watching this Lol
Seems like a stupid thing to be pissed about
ok granpa, lets get you to bed
Cannot tell you how many times I heard that 'prayer' while I was in the Navy. "Oh, I feel likeBLLLLAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH.
Oh, God, I'll never drink agaBLLLLLLAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHH.
PleasepleasepleasemakeitstoBLLLBLLBBBAAAAARRRRRGHHHH."
Haha. I saw this routine in 96'. I was just a teenager and thought it was funny but I can appreciate it WAY more now that I am in my mid 30's...
Touche! Been there done that 😉 ✌ 🌹
Great classic late 80s early 90s stand up, the stuff they used to show on Comedy Central all the time...Rita Rudner!
I had some of the most comfortable sleeps of my lifetime, with the toilet seat as my pillow after drinking.
Thats so funny....very clever😂
I never knew that this Man was a stand up comedian, all the years of watching Suburban Commando =P
So true, I lived this comedy routine..years ago
Same here for the last five years (or maybe 28 years).. until this year.. totally sober and loving it (although I miss wobbly nights I certainly don't miss the hangovers)
@@championsoundrecords wobbly nights and gatherings with friends..I miss that
Same here, I've drank maybe ten times in the last 2 years but before that I was a Goddamned Heathen. When you can tell the story about that one time you were drunk for a solid week. I miss having a friend called 🍺 that always helped with bad days.
My much younger days.
Then we grew up
I didn't know this guy was a stand-up comedian, I've only ever seen him in movies & TV.
pantslizard one of Jerry Seinfelds good friends a long time ago if not still I don't know
I saw Larry open for Stephen Wright on Halloween eve of 1992 in Pullman, WA. Did this bit. He had the crowd rolling almost more than Steve did. One of the best comedy acts I've ever seen.
LUVED Larry as “The Doorman” on an episode of Seinfeld. Very funny stuff here too.
I keep watching this. It's my life story.
Mine too. I like "now the devil is bar tending" line and he shakes drinks and sets them on the bar!!!
There is a better life...
He was great in the Nutty Professor movies. Guy was a great comedy character actor
He is good in everything he does... Anyone remember him in Pretty Woman as the proprietor of a Clothing Boutique in Beverly Hills that kisses Richard Gere and Julia's asses while they were there
Big Mike That’s it! Thank you
Hilarious in Necessary Roughness too!! :P " I was strict, but fair" LOL
Yea, but he was never the same after the guinea pig thing.
I remember seeing Larry do this bit on the tonight show with Johnny hosting. He got called over to the couch.
BTW I love his baggy 80's suit. Lol
I never knew he was comedian as I only know him as the Dean from the Nutty Professor.
I know him from Law & Order. I also knew he was a comedian but never checked his videos until I see this one on my suggestions!
I think he was also "The Doorman" from a Seinfeld episode.
@@Cybrsk8r Yes he stepped out to get a beer.
He was also the dad to Julia stiles & Larisa oleynik in 10 things I hate about you (1999)
One of my all time favorite stand up gigs.
My favorite comedy piece is brilliance by a master in Larry Miller!!
I used to teach a Breath Alcohol course for the Commonwealth of Virginia in the mid to late '90s, and we used this as a mood lightener. It never failed to get the class laughing their butts off!
I have watched a lot of comedy and this is one of the best bits of all time.
This is the best performance of this bit!
Wow....still relevant! How awesome is this
Wow, I remember seeing this when it originally aired.
nighttime guy doesn't care about daytime guy
Nighttime guy is an absolute prick to daytime guy.
High Me: i'LL Do wHaT I wAnT!
Sober Me: Damn him to Hell.
The only hope is that daytime guy loses his job and nighttime guy is too broke to go out. Classic Seinfeld bit
Or morning guy...
Never gets old 😂👏
Back when VH-1 was worth watching.
not even a VH-1 show
@@chrischar1969 : : isn't this HBO?
@@johnnyboycassidy749 Sunday Comics, Fox
what about pop up video? that shit was awesome
Yep! MTV, VH1, regular TV was wholesome, not the shit they propagate these days mos def
Such a great act. A classic!
Sounds like every night in a Marine Corps barracks.
Christ I was RAN and SF over my 8yrs AD....and you don’t think 25y/o senior NCOs did this in the 1SFG barracks? Oh fuck yes we did! Never before a Group run though...the col made it clear what would happen if he caught one whiff. But in RAN BAT it was fine..ppl puked, just fell right back in. No drunk on duty there...unless we were on red cycle 😳 Didn’t wanna get caught drinking when looking at wheels-up ready in 24 hours on a red cycle... us joes called it ‘banishment’
Watching this all I could keep thinking about was thank God for the DVD. I do NOT miss VHS. That being said,
Larry Miller is still hilarious
you can see it that way, or enjoy the beginning of day.. the birds chirping, the sun rising, knowing you are there to experience all in its totality, being one with nature and grateful for life and this magnificent gift of creation... (that is, before passing out and sleeping it off the rest of the day as your wife writes a list of all things she will be discussing with you; more like telling you off because you know you are in the wrong and that is her time to recollect all 13 years of imperfections and bad behavior you have made while being together which she has kept all records ordered by date..)... but it's worth it!! lol
Man back in the day when comedians were funny
People didn't get so easily offended at jokes back then. The world is losing its sense of humor.
Clearly watching the wrong comedians then if you don’t find any of them funny today
A waitress with fresh stitches comes over and i think to myself someday i am going to marry that girl hahahaha
Shoot for the stars sir.
And this time I mean it.
Yeah but the stitches have to be fresh!
@@tolfan4438 They do.
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One of my favorite bits of all time. However,
There is only one level of drinking if you live in a trailer park.
23chrisfm What a coincidence! I was massaging your empty comment with my asshole when I stumbled over a beer bottle! Which is why I accidentally shit all over your comment. Sorry about that.
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I'm 19 and an full blown alcoholic thanks to living in a trailer park 😂😂 you're not wrong
@@sfm.viciousmane1374 Just in case you are serious
about that- get some help. I was a full blown drug dumpster at 19. The best thing I ever did was find respect for myself and quit. That was thirty years ago.
Absolutely brilliant stand up
This is epic. Bless this man
classic bit. reminds me of a time i got fired for still being drunk. i had been written up and warned to not miss another day... so i did the next best thing, came in to work shit faced. some guys tried to cover for me but someone told on me... and that was that. not my proudest moment but there you go.
Did you head straight to the bar when you left work that day? I would've. Or at least picked up a 12 pack on the way home. Deal with it tomorrow.
Aged 18 I came back from the pub at lunchtime whilst working at a meat factory/butchers, with the best excuse I could muster- that the police has been to the pub and refused to let anyone leave😂
As I was professing that I wasn’t actually drunk I fell over and pulled myself back up by gripping on to my managers trousers whilst laughing. (It was a shit job so I can laugh now)
The Doorman in Seinfeld. Larry Miller is one of Jerry's best friends.
You think you're better than me??
Jon Mendez haven't seen that one very many times.Thats where he leaves and Jerry takes over as doorman if I remember.Wish they would have had him on more often.
phxxr650r is this Newman?
Thanks. Driving me nuts where I've seen him before...
That was such a great episode. I never knew who the doorman was but he was so in charge during the scene he was unforgettable. Glad I found him on YT.
This comedians delivery is amazing.
An absolute classic!
I'm glad I quit the Tuesday Night Men's Bowling League 12 years ago. It sounds like you were there!
The Wednesday call out of work league.
Clean and genius comedy!
he was in movies too
five guys don't know ruby
One of the alltime great routines.
"A waitress with fresh stitches in her head comes over..." bwahahaha
"I look like a moose."
"Yes but a very cute moose. Make all the boy moose go WHAAAAAA!!!"
Princess DIaries.... he was great in that and in Pretty Woman
Absolutely the best!
god's flashlight and the devil's tending bar, a classic for the ages
"I swear I will never do this again" is what I said at 19 while wrapped around the toilet, in my thirties I know how to handle my liquor.