ISP ordered a Royal Navy officer and one of his underlings to sneak into Bavaria, sit on a stream next to the capital city of Bavaria, and watch Bo's palace through a telescope. Stream sniping, Royal Navy edition.
Real Victorian era leaders: prefer diplomacy, are shit-scared of total war and legacy of Napoleon Victoria 2 players: blob, mobilize, sit in mountains, build liquor factories and have three world wars before 1914 God I hope Victoria 3 fixes this retard-fest.
Can we all take a moment to appreciate ISP's legendary shit-stirring? Truly some of the best British role play I have ever seen. To think he can do this well all without meta-allying Palden Norbu really shows how much he has improved over the series.
ISP wasn't even lying, Palden was the mastermind behind the entire episode. He sent ISP the money to send to Swimmy, while also funding Golden through Bo. They got to keep a little off the top in exchange for their silence, and he got to distract every European empire while he single-handedly built the Greater Mexican Empire. Of course, his plan was foiled when Jake bricked the save by countering his colonization of the pocket dimension he created on the border, cutting off his genius plan before it got to truly take flight.
he's the instigator. Remember when he told braun he would join the great war on his side after braun picked, and then proceeded to join the other side XD
It’s not even a competence problem, it’s a “being a stubborn ass” problem. He just refuses to give up on some random thing he decides to care about until he is literally forced by the game to give up. In Vic2, he can pretend he won by sticking to some principle even if it means his country is falling apart. In Hoi4 if you choose to die on a hill and end up losing the war you just get annexed.
I love when swimmy doubles down on something. He’s willing to die for a cause even if it loses. He would have been a brave defender of Berlin if he was born earlier.
"These are the Ottomans we're talking about, they are the toughest there is" Swimmy: Well, he's never fought me. "Yeah, he has." Swimmy: Well, he's never fought me twice.
Ngl I'm wondering why they don't make it a rule that those two can't border one another anymore because all they do is ruin themselves by killing eachother every time 🤣
I love this game for a million reasons but the idea of war subsidies was one of them. I routinely start backing 1 or even both sides of a war just to draw the conflict out and wear them both down. One time I got super lucky and the US went to war with the British so i backed the US and let them both tear each other apart for almost a year longer than they would have normally fought, and i did the same when Russia went to war with China. By backing both sides you allow them to conscript/draft/mobilize for longer which exhausts their precious "soldier", "officer", and "craftsmen/artisan" pops so by the time the war is over their economy is in ruins and pops are unruly compared to a swift war. I played France and within a couple decades Russia was slipping in and out of Great Power status with the Ottomans, the US's rise to superpower status was crippled, the UK was broke, and China was so weak I was chiseling off states that had 1mil+ population per province and with 2 Chinese states near the coast I corned the world market on tea and silk, plus I had substantial amounts of other resources thanks to my high tech levels and infrastructure investments, all because I bankrolled 2 pointless wars.
Holy shit the moment I saw the title I called the plot. "Golden has to be Ottoman again and Swimmy is Russia" and I fucking called it, I'm so fucking happy I can read the plot of the show before it even happens
I’ve been lying in bed unable to go to sleep. So I decided to play something on UA-cam to help me fall asleep. The second I saw this I knew it would entertain me but will also help make my mind relax, so thank you.
All im saying is. Even tho swimmy death warred, still the only one part of BOBG to form Super Germany while being enemies with France, Russia and AH obv. still mad respect
So in this very same heavily curated Bokoen propaganda video: > Golden is mad because when he declared on Serbia, Swimmy answered the defensive call to arms > When Serbia attacked Hungary, Golden answered the defensive call to arms, but is mad because Swimmy was called in by Serbia Yeah, really makes me think
I used to think paradox's ai being stubborn and useless was a bug when it came to accepting they were defeated in a war. Now I have to accept its a realistic feature.
I read early Game death war and just went this is Swimmy and Golden. And it was satisfying to see thw episode open with swimming talking with the Russia ball
I love how I read the description and I'm like "well then Swimmy is one of those nations and Golden is the other" and first line in the video I hear Swimmy on Russia. Yep, it's over. Later Golden shows up on the Ottomans. I knew it.
You should do a session or mod where its the Swimmy's (Supporters of Swimmy) vs. the Golden's (Supporters of Golden). I love it when the two clash and how they react differently.
Kaiserball = Bavaria/ Bavaria-Bohemia
Italyball = Venice/ Italy
UKball = Scotland/ UK
USAball = Whatever American Nation Jake Played lmao.
Gae
rilberball = rilbermany. bring in rilber. we need rilber to make it 10000% rilber win rate
I feel poor for Jake
God fucking damnit swimmy!
AND GOD FUCKING DAMNIT JAKE! Just had to click the button!
morball = for the morbiest morber of the morbiuses
ISP using advanced 19th century espionage called 'stream sniping'
Too bad Bo had Operation bokoenBlackScreen on stand by
Gulf Stream sniping
ISP ordered a Royal Navy officer and one of his underlings to sneak into Bavaria, sit on a stream next to the capital city of Bavaria, and watch Bo's palace through a telescope.
Stream sniping, Royal Navy edition.
@@Aqueox It's a shame Bo just closed the curtains.
"You'll mobilize? For Serbia?"
isn't that what they did IRL though lmao
Swimmy descentant of Romanovs confrimed?!?!
to be fair I bet everyone's reaction back then was like that too.
Jake crashing the game after realizing he could crash the game, being told not to do it, and doing it anyway is the best part of this video
Telling him not to do it probably made him want to do it even more.
Giga chad
You don't tell an American to not do something. That will just make us want to do it even more.
How have you not learned this Europe?!
@@adtopkek4826 That explain your childlike behavior that's so prominent in your culture.
@@theortheo2401 how do you feel knowing children rule the world then
How is it that, without fail, every single Vic 2 episode involves Swimmy getting into a death war or otherwise fucking up his nation beyond belief
I'd say it's more 50/50 between him or Braun
@@Bokoen1 "Fighters over I-95!"
@@minuda "How the hell did they get through?!"
THATS THE SWIMMY EXPRIENCE BABY
Because he is sigma male.
“It quickly turned into a death war” isn’t that every Victoria video
Real Victorian era leaders: prefer diplomacy, are shit-scared of total war and legacy of Napoleon
Victoria 2 players: blob, mobilize, sit in mountains, build liquor factories and have three world wars before 1914
God I hope Victoria 3 fixes this retard-fest.
Bo’s Vicky videos are all a nice tea party, and then Golden opens his mouth, and then it turns into a bare knuckle boxing fight.
"You're the new Golden"
unnecessarily savage burn
Can we all take a moment to appreciate ISP's legendary shit-stirring? Truly some of the best British role play I have ever seen. To think he can do this well all without meta-allying Palden Norbu really shows how much he has improved over the series.
ISP wasn't even lying, Palden was the mastermind behind the entire episode. He sent ISP the money to send to Swimmy, while also funding Golden through Bo. They got to keep a little off the top in exchange for their silence, and he got to distract every European empire while he single-handedly built the Greater Mexican Empire. Of course, his plan was foiled when Jake bricked the save by countering his colonization of the pocket dimension he created on the border, cutting off his genius plan before it got to truly take flight.
ISP enabling Swimmy is my new addiction.
He does it in every game he is in with them and I love it lmao
The Vicky equivalent of seducing everyone's spouse and cucking them in ck2 🤣
he's the instigator. Remember when he told braun he would join the great war on his side after braun picked, and then proceeded to join the other side XD
I see that Swimmy’s competent arc hasn’t reached Vicky.
Greatness takes time
You have not been keeping up with the hoi4 streams swimmy is in 7 game loosing streak
@@sivalingampriya2526 greatness takes time
It’s not even a competence problem, it’s a “being a stubborn ass” problem. He just refuses to give up on some random thing he decides to care about until he is literally forced by the game to give up.
In Vic2, he can pretend he won by sticking to some principle even if it means his country is falling apart. In Hoi4 if you choose to die on a hill and end up losing the war you just get annexed.
@@samiamrg7 in this game he literally won tho
Victoria 2 content at last, more to binge watch.
Cheers I'll drink to that
I heard death war 5 years into the game and knew it was Golden and Swimmy. They are two polar opposites that will never be able to work together
tbf golden didnt want to death war, swimmy forced him into it
No you don’t get it: they deathwar each other all the time because they are so similar, not cuz they are opposites.
@@SM-ys8lw you REALLY should watch this stream from Swimmy`s perspective. All Swimmy lost bs is cockoen1 propaganda
@@yaroslavyakovlev6352The Snake of Denmark strikes again.
Swimmy death waring in 1842. Almost beating the braun record of russia death war in 1838
Glorious New Year's Day Death War
I love when swimmy doubles down on something. He’s willing to die for a cause even if it loses. He would have been a brave defender of Berlin if he was born earlier.
same
"I am a staunch national socialist"
checks out
Swimmy is French then?
@@alect525 isn´t he swedish
He won though
Lead Dev here, thank you so very much for playing my mod. Itlmeans so much to me and I can imagine it means a lot to my team too.
"You'll mobilize? FOR SERBIA?" Kaiser Wilhelm to Nicolas II, 1914
"These are the Ottomans we're talking about, they are the toughest there is"
Swimmy: Well, he's never fought me.
"Yeah, he has."
Swimmy: Well, he's never fought me twice.
the man is the embodiment of the russian nation
"Let's end this. Let's not make this any worse than it already is."
"No, you shit talked me."
Love how they accurately portray real life politics.
Vic content is always interesting because it's way less predictable and way more nuanced.
"less predictable" and "Swimmy" don't really fit together.
Bo: “I’m subsidizing the Ottomans”
Everyone: “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that.”
Bo was just a business man doing business
Ngl I'm wondering why they don't make it a rule that those two can't border one another anymore because all they do is ruin themselves by killing eachother every time 🤣
Because they are gonna do it anyway, border or not
Because they didn't even have a border this time. It won't matter
@@equilintogo5378 honestly I want a cold war game where it's both of them as the 2 super powers.
@@nothuman3083 everyone else as secondaries trying to talk them down. That would be hilarious
@@gideonmele1556 i mean, they would probably kill each other first
1:49 Silly bokoen1, the Russians would never mobilize for Serbia irl, right?
Franz Joseph to Kaiser Bohelm ii
You all had to know setting up Swimmy as Russia and Golden as the Ottomans would mean peace was never an option.
Swimmy + Death warring 5 minutes into a Victoria 2 game.
Name a more iconic duo
Braun and Death warring 5 minutes into a victoria 2 game
Bo + being a lying rat
I love this game for a million reasons but the idea of war subsidies was one of them. I routinely start backing 1 or even both sides of a war just to draw the conflict out and wear them both down. One time I got super lucky and the US went to war with the British so i backed the US and let them both tear each other apart for almost a year longer than they would have normally fought, and i did the same when Russia went to war with China. By backing both sides you allow them to conscript/draft/mobilize for longer which exhausts their precious "soldier", "officer", and "craftsmen/artisan" pops so by the time the war is over their economy is in ruins and pops are unruly compared to a swift war. I played France and within a couple decades Russia was slipping in and out of Great Power status with the Ottomans, the US's rise to superpower status was crippled, the UK was broke, and China was so weak I was chiseling off states that had 1mil+ population per province and with 2 Chinese states near the coast I corned the world market on tea and silk, plus I had substantial amounts of other resources thanks to my high tech levels and infrastructure investments, all because I bankrolled 2 pointless wars.
Can't wait to see how Bo hoed Swimmy in the edits just like he did in the last Vicky game
Swimmy and Golden getting into a fight. Name a more iconic combo.
Golden gaslighting harder than a camp stove
Holy shit the moment I saw the title I called the plot. "Golden has to be Ottoman again and Swimmy is Russia" and I fucking called it, I'm so fucking happy I can read the plot of the show before it even happens
I guess the script is too repetitive now smh my head
Fr
“You’re playing the game right now, are you enjoying it?” 💀
“You’ll mobilize, for Serbia?” The German Empire to the Russian Empire, circa 1914
I’m convinced swimmy always plays Russia to keep the wars going for as long as possible
more death wars, gotta love the old swimmy play of just throwing your men at the enemy
1:16 "I think a country by definition has a border." pure genius.
Unfortunately there are a lot of people nowadays that think otherwise.
ISP is the best, because he just doesn't care lmao. He's there for a funny time, plus he's like a legitimately good Vic2 Player
6:33 *Can I just say how cursed it is that Norway is labeled "Scotland" on the map?*
Man it is cathartic as hell seeing players basically be acting like irl politicians in the most fundamental of nutshells
Weird how everyone is having more fun in this video than your vic 3 videos.
1:48 Russia mobilizing for Serbia? I swear I've heard this one before.
Swimmy v Golden in the same neighbourhood.
Everyone grabs the popcorn.
I’ve been lying in bed unable to go to sleep. So I decided to play something on UA-cam to help me fall asleep. The second I saw this I knew it would entertain me but will also help make my mind relax, so thank you.
I was rooting for Swimmy in this one. I just wish his plans involved more than the immediate buttons he can click.
i feel like i’ve seen this scenario played out in another vic2 video and both ottomans are golden
It was Braun Russia
Classic ratkoen at work…
I can't believe you made a Hanna Montana reference
1:50
“You’ll mobilize… for Serbia?!?!”
- Anonymous, 1914
Last vicky video swimmy was playing like real life Germany, now swimmy is playing like real life Russia
Sanjaab in Persian means squirrel so that is literally the Empire of the Squirrels in Persia
Ah yes, the might Persian Squirrel dynasty
'Just click it guys' excellent alternate title.
golden ragequit, swimmy won golden lost
Yet another amazing script by Bokoen1!
All im saying is. Even tho swimmy death warred, still the only one part of BOBG to form Super Germany while being enemies with France, Russia and AH obv. still mad respect
Swimy attacking
"Wueeeeee why me under attack, I was only defending"
Procede to go into the offensive
"Defensive, see"
“You’ll Mobilise for Serbia” love the historical accuracy
ISP, the true mastermind when it comes to VIC2.
As a Serb I have to support Swimmy on this one
This is the most love hate friendship I've seen
Watch swimmy POV and he always tries to find a way to shit on Golden when the opportunity arises.
Russia, England, Ottomans, Germany: Dont click it.
USA: I am clicking it and nothing wrong happened.
*The USA has been disconnected from the game.*
I’m convinced Bo will never upload before the sun goes down. Ratkoen strikes again!
I don't say this lightly, or seriously, but Justice for Swimmy.
So in this very same heavily curated Bokoen propaganda video:
> Golden is mad because when he declared on Serbia, Swimmy answered the defensive call to arms
> When Serbia attacked Hungary, Golden answered the defensive call to arms, but is mad because Swimmy was called in by Serbia
Yeah, really makes me think
I used to think paradox's ai being stubborn and useless was a bug when it came to accepting they were defeated in a war. Now I have to accept its a realistic feature.
As soon as I read death war I said to myself Golden and Swimmy. God I love those two.
Ah Victoria 2 content, my favorite tied with hoi4 content, keep up this beauty
Swimmy try not to become everybody’s enemy in Victoria 2 Challenge (100% Impossible)
1:48 "You'll mobilize, for Serbia??" cough cough ww1 :)
You know it’s going to be a good one when there’s a huge petty war within the first 10 years of the game
Better when it’s a Golden-Swimmy moment
Bavaria in ToL is crazy powerful definitely the best one to get #1 with
New Vic 2 video I wonder what its gonna be about? *Swimmy's in the game* oh ok here we go.....
"You've been shit talking me the whole time..."
Unless there is stuff left out of the video. This is infact a lie.
I read early Game death war and just went this is Swimmy and Golden. And it was satisfying to see thw episode open with swimming talking with the Russia ball
The politics of the Vicky 2 videos are always an enigma
Swigma grindset
The mod looks fun. Swimmy continues to cut off his nose to spite his face
Bo awake at 5 am moment
I finally got a hit of that sweet sweet Bokoen Victoria II content
Probably the first time I was like "I want Golden to win".
Really enjoyed the LARPing in this video.
Swimmy is a definition of a meme.
I love how I read the description and I'm like "well then Swimmy is one of those nations and Golden is the other" and first line in the video I hear Swimmy on Russia. Yep, it's over. Later Golden shows up on the Ottomans. I knew it.
“You’ll mobilize, for Serbia?” - Austria Hungary to Russia, 1914.
Ohhhh that summary at the start is getting me exited for this episode!
swimmy is always joker. golden being next to swimmy was a guaranteed death war, swimmy has to death war golden every game.
this is some fucken braun tier gameplay from swimmy this game
2 minutes, and theres already 20 comments and 400 views. Notification gang rise up!
Your “Best of Both Worlds” reference did not go unnoticed Bo!
the eternal swimmy-golden war is so fun
I love vicky2 and insta death wars, brings out the best jokes
Please come back to good Victoria😭
The salt in this video could fill barrels
More victoria II content
Reject assault tank, return to trench warfare.
I read the intro and I was like: this is gonna involve Swimmy or Golden
I didn’t think it was Swimmy and Golden
Love how Scotland took Scandinavia and then became Britannia after getting shoved off the British isles lol
There needs to be a CK game where swimmy RPs Littlefinger, I think he'd be perfect for it
Nah, isp
swimmy, golden, death wars...
name a more iconic trio
Man i read the summary and knew it was swimmy on russia and golden on ottomans. Really good character development. Nice writing bo.
Swimmy tried to conduct a special military operation
You should do a session or mod where its the Swimmy's (Supporters of Swimmy) vs. the Golden's (Supporters of Golden). I love it when the two clash and how they react differently.
Hmm yes lore of Throne of Lorraine in Vic 2
Ah I see.
Swigma doing some Swigma grindsets on the Goldenoids again.