The Easiest War Ever - Victoria 2 MP In A Nutshell

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  • Victoria 2 MP in a nutshell
    We just didn't understand Greg's brilliance.
    Countryball symbolizes the following:
    Sweden = Scandinavia
    France = Dual Monarchies
    Germany = Bohemia/Danubia(?)
    Poland = Poland Lithuania
    Russia = Muscovy
    Belgium = Belgian Confederacy
    Italy = Genoa(I think)
    Mods: DoD
    Intro: Victoria 2 soundtrack: Johans Waltz
    Outro: Victoria 2 soundtrack: Johans Waltz
    Twitch:
    / bokoen
    Patreon: / bokoen1
    My Discord:
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    Twitter: / bokoen1
    #Memes #Victoria2 #Funnyvideo
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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  4 роки тому +2149

    For clarity countryballs symbolizes the following:
    Sweden = Scandinavia
    France = Dual Monarchies
    Germany = Bohemia/Danubia(?)
    Poland = Poland Lithuania
    Russia = Muscovy
    Belgium = Belgian Confederacy
    Italy = Genoa(I think)

  • @augustkoningen9970
    @augustkoningen9970 4 роки тому +3527

    "If I just ignore them they will cease to exist."
    Empire of Japan, 1871.

    • @redshirt5126
      @redshirt5126 4 роки тому +44

      This applies to all the timelines

    • @craigstephenson7676
      @craigstephenson7676 4 роки тому +21

      If you can’t see them, they can’t see you

    • @apolloabove6616
      @apolloabove6616 4 роки тому +7

      So...what china did?

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 4 роки тому +30

      "What's a Uyghur? They don't exist." ~ The Chinese Communist Party of the People's Republic of China.

    • @loganadams1205
      @loganadams1205 4 роки тому +5

      Example : Nagasaki

  • @digbyfire5446
    @digbyfire5446 4 роки тому +2881

    "Why don't people want slavery?"
    ~Swimmy

    • @thecrusader1095
      @thecrusader1095 4 роки тому +79

      "He who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger." -Confucious

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops 4 роки тому +21

      @@thecrusader1095 "Sucky sucky 5 dorra." - Ho Chi Minh's wife

    • @mightyelf2660
      @mightyelf2660 4 роки тому +6

      Based.

    • @molotov6844
      @molotov6844 3 роки тому +16

      Slavery is bad in vic 2, because slave pops don't pay taxes

    • @alexmusso3945
      @alexmusso3945 3 роки тому +1

      @@molotov6844 imagine working for no pay against yo will and having to taxes WTF

  • @chasewilson3693
    @chasewilson3693 4 роки тому +2043

    I wonder what Swimmy is going to do in today's vicky 2 game.
    *Fully sieged in 1840*
    I see nothing has changed

    • @alect525
      @alect525 4 роки тому +42

      Endsieg 1840 edition

    • @RomanianJ96
      @RomanianJ96 4 роки тому +4

      He is just trying to get ahead of time 😉

  • @greatjonumber4958
    @greatjonumber4958 4 роки тому +2192

    Greg is just like: "I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire!

    • @DanieleCapellini
      @DanieleCapellini 4 роки тому +160

      What Empire?

    • @michaelroland1887
      @michaelroland1887 4 роки тому +148

      Your new empire?!

    • @renegadecyclone189
      @renegadecyclone189 4 роки тому +84

      @@michaelroland1887 Anakin My allegiance is to the republic, to DEMOCRACY!!!

    • @AAron-po4lf
      @AAron-po4lf 4 роки тому +57

      Renegade Cyclone “if you’re not with me then you are my enemy!”

    • @lucassvensson5741
      @lucassvensson5741 4 роки тому +45

      Only an imperialist deals in absolutes

  • @Daniel-bb9qj
    @Daniel-bb9qj 4 роки тому +2251

    Greg is a misunderstood genius. His IQ knows no bounds.

    • @kingandcountry1242
      @kingandcountry1242 4 роки тому +162

      Each shot of vodka raises it

    • @miles1034
      @miles1034 4 роки тому +97

      @@kingandcountry1242 His IQ was raised into the three hundreds that night

    • @Spoon80085
      @Spoon80085 4 роки тому +85

      His IQ is so high he hit Interger OverFlow so it *looks* like its 54

    • @LLT8
      @LLT8 4 роки тому +10

      Now we know. The people who say ‘EZ’ in games come back from this time to show us that Greg would’ve found the game easy.

    • @sagestar7313
      @sagestar7313 4 роки тому +6

      Envy his brilliance

  • @captainkeyes1523
    @captainkeyes1523 4 роки тому +3422

    Based Swimmy:”I just don’t get it, why do people not like slavery? They haven’t even seen slavery”

    • @thekommunistkrusader3921
      @thekommunistkrusader3921 4 роки тому +335

      That's now my argument against the BLM movement

    • @ByZHellas
      @ByZHellas 4 роки тому +50

      TheKommunistKrusader 😳😳😳

    • @josemiguelcaballerorestrep2101
      @josemiguelcaballerorestrep2101 4 роки тому +84

      TheKommunistKrusader, based

    • @evanfitzpatrick1413
      @evanfitzpatrick1413 4 роки тому +22

      TheKommunistKrusader actually that’s a pretty good point 😂

    • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
      @Kardia_of_Rhodes 4 роки тому +176

      @@thekommunistkrusader3921 Honestly though, BLM is just a bunch of people whining about oppression who've never actually experienced real oppression themselves.

  • @vent1012
    @vent1012 4 роки тому +398

    MY RAW POWER

  • @ewwgreengoo8931
    @ewwgreengoo8931 4 роки тому +527

    Greg: creates the worst sin:
    "Why?"
    "I just like the pattern"

    • @desertdesmond6736
      @desertdesmond6736 2 роки тому +10

      the Korea that he made instantly gave him the 52 infamy :P

  • @FantasyIce
    @FantasyIce 4 роки тому +971

    Japan: France let's be friends
    *5 minutes later*
    Japan: I dont even know who u r

    • @raideurng2508
      @raideurng2508 8 місяців тому +1

      Greg wasn't on a different island, he was on another planet.

  • @bruhman-ht8ys
    @bruhman-ht8ys 4 роки тому +427

    Greg is so caught up in his ramblings doesn't even realize he's being invaded by countries hundreds of miles away. Sounds about right for Vicky 2.

  • @ggman5322
    @ggman5322 4 роки тому +526

    *Sweden's army simply walking halfway through Japan*
    Japan: It's fine, it's fine. Everything's fine.
    xD

  • @seamusmcgee5320
    @seamusmcgee5320 4 роки тому +279

    "It's a joke" sums up Greg's character arc too well

  • @zabtkatibi7542
    @zabtkatibi7542 4 роки тому +274

    French Mans fighting for there life with there teeth
    Japan: My brilliance

    • @math3000
      @math3000 4 роки тому +12

      exactly, making your allies fight your battles

  • @roadent217
    @roadent217 4 роки тому +1517

    9:30
    Greg: "Guys, I think the mod is broken."
    Bo: [anxiously apprehensive] "Why?.."
    I love how Greg just ground down the other players' sense of sanity with his irrationality.

  • @franrobert80
    @franrobert80 4 роки тому +875

    Swimmy: Why do people hate slavery?
    Real slavery hasn´t been tried yet.

  • @FinalIcharus
    @FinalIcharus 4 роки тому +69

    "Who hurt you"
    "Paradox interactive"

  • @MikeCGannon
    @MikeCGannon 4 роки тому +225

    "The game is broken...why can't I make katana factories" 😂😂😂.

  • @PatchGaming22
    @PatchGaming22 4 роки тому +108

    8:12 That laugh lmao

    • @snakeguy8646
      @snakeguy8646 4 роки тому +25

      Peefs wheeze is just amazing lmao

  • @fatfree31
    @fatfree31 4 роки тому +289

    20 seconds in, and Peef is already making fun of Swimmy ruining himself.

  • @jjmav9
    @jjmav9 4 роки тому +98

    Greg’s brilliance was too advanced for mere simple minded men to understand. Bo you cannot comprehend Greg’s intellect.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +183

    Japan do be vibin on the home islands doe

  • @Ypog_UA
    @Ypog_UA 3 роки тому +37

    "Just chilling in the home islands"
    *1000 Swedish troops are just standing in Tokyo*

  • @MyUsersDark
    @MyUsersDark 4 роки тому +64

    "You've yet to understand my brilliance!"
    -Drunk Guy in the bar

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 роки тому +127

    Me when I finally reunify Korea: 1:02

    • @RemiUllmann
      @RemiUllmann 4 роки тому

      Kim it happen in the future just not today and Also have you heard that Japan has just started building Stealth Fighter Jets so they can contain China in the South China Sea !

    • @a12shotman
      @a12shotman 4 роки тому +8

      @@RemiUllmann best Korea has stealth fighters too. They are so stealth, you can't even see them!

    • @gorbsupreme7555
      @gorbsupreme7555 3 роки тому

      @@a12shotman yeah there invisible

  • @WilliamTehConqueror
    @WilliamTehConqueror 4 роки тому +40

    The great powers:
    "Oh we're all tabbed out half the time."

  • @canadianragin
    @canadianragin 4 роки тому +28

    I will now consider levels of drunk to be: tipsy, buzzed, drunk, hammered, plastered, and greg

  • @thetsar2851
    @thetsar2851 4 роки тому +81

    Was Greg just drunk the whole way through like in the Nordic empire stream?

  • @2KillerJ
    @2KillerJ 4 роки тому +59

    This is a 12/10 episode, Vicky always gets the best clips. "Why don't people want slavery?" I lost my shit

  • @Nitro787
    @Nitro787 4 роки тому +128

    finally, a game where sweden has an empire

    • @kevinjones8173
      @kevinjones8173 4 роки тому +16

      Sadly its the kalmar union scandinavia, so its probably more danish

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 4 роки тому

      @@kevinjones8173 100% blessed

  • @kaylaazz_m
    @kaylaazz_m 4 роки тому +30

    Greg is just fucking high on glue and speed after dressel pressed him against the wall in a undisclosed bar in Vladivostok and ended with Greg in a bathtub in the middle of the Okhotsk Sea

  • @patriotic_canadian
    @patriotic_canadian 4 роки тому +49

    It can’t be a Victoria 2 video without Swimmy

  • @tzeentchnco.7441
    @tzeentchnco.7441 4 роки тому +19

    Greg doesn't even realize he is being invaded on both sides and losing a lot of territory and men until his enemies literally told him and even then it took them quite a while to make Greg to realize.

  • @brendanworthington3888
    @brendanworthington3888 3 роки тому +12

    Every word coming out of Greg's mouth killed a braincell.

  • @maybemaeb
    @maybemaeb 4 роки тому +62

    How wasted was Japan for this one? Jesus. That's some Dressel-level incompetence right there.

    • @AGuy100
      @AGuy100 4 роки тому +36

      Still beat other players though.

    • @pagatryx5451
      @pagatryx5451 4 роки тому +15

      @@AGuy100 Ehh they don't know what they are talking about. They don't play the game and they don't watch the streams. They just say random crap based on what they think is the case. Same thing happens in the hoi vids where people say some players are bad, despite them quite clearly being some of the best in the playthroughs.

    • @sappinmahsentrys
      @sappinmahsentrys 4 роки тому +15

      @@AGuy100 When you are so drunk and or high that your incompetence integer overflow errors into winning a world war by doing nothing.

  • @ZwizuCS
    @ZwizuCS 4 роки тому +5

    Greg's IQ is as high as the amount of liters alcohol he drank

  • @Mr.McMuffin
    @Mr.McMuffin 4 роки тому +17

    Greg is just playing 7d chess right here. You see it was all part of his master plan!

  • @AAron-po4lf
    @AAron-po4lf 4 роки тому +17

    Japan: “did they tell you who I am”
    Spain: “some dead man!!!”

  • @DMeyer1
    @DMeyer1 4 роки тому +16

    Legend has it that, to this day, no one still understands Greg's brilliance.

  • @AlQbyob
    @AlQbyob 4 роки тому +12

    Whatever Greg had he's way out of this plane of reality

  • @anarquia201
    @anarquia201 4 роки тому +41

    "Why people don't like slavery"
    -the bigest hight IQ leader i have seen

  • @Ibrahana.
    @Ibrahana. 4 роки тому +12

    I love Swimmy, he seems to exist to make people laugh

  • @davidzigar4689
    @davidzigar4689 4 роки тому +49

    -Acting super calm
    -Claims to have a “master plan”
    -Monotone voice
    Greg is Techno confirmed.

  • @Tsuruchi_420
    @Tsuruchi_420 4 роки тому +14

    Don't you live when someone goes through all the stages of grief in a single video?

  • @therealgrixly5592
    @therealgrixly5592 4 роки тому +37

    Do More Divergences of Darkness

  • @ThePenguinMejia
    @ThePenguinMejia 3 роки тому +3

    Drunk Greg is always my absolute favorite. He's just having a siesta again.

  • @redwalrus6796
    @redwalrus6796 Рік тому +1

    Greg is so disconnected in this video, I fucking love it.

  • @CTGZealot
    @CTGZealot 4 роки тому +21

    Greg's drunken state is very concerning the entire time of this video. Friends shouldn't let friends drink and strategize.

    • @raideurng2508
      @raideurng2508 8 місяців тому +1

      He wasn't just wasted, he was on another planet wasted.

  • @WealthyJester98
    @WealthyJester98 4 роки тому +5

    Calling Bohemia Germany is like the most insulting thing ever. I love it :D

  • @Souledex
    @Souledex 2 роки тому +2

    I love the timely QE jokes

  • @kingkylotcxxx1992
    @kingkylotcxxx1992 2 роки тому +1

    Ok this episode made me laugh out loud, rare enough so good job

  • @raideurng2508
    @raideurng2508 Рік тому +1

    I don't understand how Swimmy does it. It boggles the mind. He's truly a master of this shit.

  • @MrZimmerson
    @MrZimmerson 4 роки тому +1

    Choking and Peef are by far the best in these videos. Always making me laugh xD

  • @corbindick8943
    @corbindick8943 3 роки тому +1

    Greg should never be allowed to play a major again lmao

  • @barondemontesquieu6111
    @barondemontesquieu6111 4 роки тому +1

    I need more of that game in my life

  • @yodef6828
    @yodef6828 3 роки тому +3

    That 1840 map looks like a weird alt history scenario you find on a Reddit post of 8 years ago of what would have happened if Napoleon won at Waterloo

  • @ryanbeske5504
    @ryanbeske5504 4 роки тому

    Yes! More Vic 2. Love these

  • @Connor._.06
    @Connor._.06 4 роки тому +1

    This was just a mind trip to watch

  • @Not_actually_a_commie
    @Not_actually_a_commie 4 роки тому +1

    Going from Spudgun's Muscovy game to Bo's is a fucking trip

  • @Oklahomie_Friendly
    @Oklahomie_Friendly 4 роки тому

    YAY I have been waiting for more Vic2 since your last time :) I hope this isn’t a one and done occasion

  • @robloxiangamer3763
    @robloxiangamer3763 4 роки тому +1

    This is the chillest game yet

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 4 роки тому +15

    Quick question; was Greg actually drunk or was he just roleplaying? Cause I couldn't tell tbh.

  • @magmat0585
    @magmat0585 3 роки тому +1

    we need more Greg, that dude's hilarious

  • @AGuy100
    @AGuy100 4 роки тому +1

    You've yet to realise my brilliance.

  • @adl805
    @adl805 4 роки тому

    I love all the Vic II videos

  • @HighRatKingBenis
    @HighRatKingBenis 4 роки тому +1

    You got me into this game, I blame you

  • @Samwiz1
    @Samwiz1 4 роки тому +2

    There is not a single mann in this video not on crack cocaine for its entire duration

  • @Pm-jf2mw
    @Pm-jf2mw 4 роки тому

    Audible gasped in excitement when I saw Vic2 is back

  • @grantforester1864
    @grantforester1864 4 роки тому +1

    DoD with the Bo crew, nice

  • @SirOctaviusII
    @SirOctaviusII 4 роки тому +1

    Best vic 2 game yet hopeing for more😂😂

  • @deeznoots6241
    @deeznoots6241 4 роки тому +1

    Swimmy in control of one of the strongest nations at game start in DoD manages to lose to one of the weaker starting great powers.

  • @TheRealJbakes
    @TheRealJbakes 3 роки тому

    greg is a legend for this one

  • @theserpent4495
    @theserpent4495 4 роки тому +1

    I rewatched all of these today, and i find out a new one was released an hour ago, how ironic.

  • @thelastsentinel3350
    @thelastsentinel3350 4 роки тому

    Greg: I am planning around the plan that they are planning around our plans!

  • @grimshat
    @grimshat 3 роки тому

    One of the best episodes.

  • @yellow9053
    @yellow9053 4 роки тому

    This entire video felt like a gas leak

  • @DoccyStars
    @DoccyStars 4 роки тому

    I too remember the use of 19th century Quantative easing

  • @red.s1k
    @red.s1k 4 роки тому

    Greg is actually delusional and I'm thoroughly entertained by it

  • @Siptom369
    @Siptom369 3 роки тому

    Greg is literally my favourite character in this series.

  • @dadiolego
    @dadiolego 4 роки тому +1

    Swimmy really be out here like, why knock it till you try it.

  • @TheButterMinecart1
    @TheButterMinecart1 4 роки тому +2

    AHHHHHHH I love Victoria 2!

  • @sofiyums
    @sofiyums 9 місяців тому

    'That's the thing, it's that I just don't give a fuck' is my favorite line from anything ever.

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 3 роки тому +1

    8:14 His laugh is worthy of a meme.

  • @pennsy6755
    @pennsy6755 4 роки тому

    You know you're in for a good time when swimmy is germany

  • @WombatSteve
    @WombatSteve 4 роки тому +1

    I like Greg's attitude.

  • @zachphillips1154
    @zachphillips1154 4 роки тому

    I'd be down to see the rest of this play through

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 4 роки тому +1

    Greg was 4 parallel universes diagonal from the rest of the game. In his universe, Golden was still around.

  • @nearen1
    @nearen1 4 роки тому

    Hey bo You need to bring more Vic2 cause this videos are something else

  • @ludvighauger5044
    @ludvighauger5044 4 роки тому +19

    “#FunnyVideo”

  • @ryankasch5650
    @ryankasch5650 4 роки тому

    God I haven't laughed this hard in months.

  • @Jack_CYDHWK
    @Jack_CYDHWK 4 роки тому

    That was class

  • @math3000
    @math3000 4 роки тому +1

    Germany: I died, but I lived!

  • @fritzman6483
    @fritzman6483 4 роки тому

    Just vibing with raw power

  • @perkele2040
    @perkele2040 4 роки тому +1

    I think I got drunk just listening to Greg

  • @deadhacksonline8595
    @deadhacksonline8595 3 роки тому

    A drunk Greg is a happy Greg

  • @jlasiciliano6827
    @jlasiciliano6827 4 роки тому

    I never miss an upload

  • @R3GARnator
    @R3GARnator 4 роки тому +2

    When Japan has too much Sake.

  • @EvoSwatch
    @EvoSwatch 4 роки тому

    Greg is drunk again. Badabing Bo.

  • @xDanilor
    @xDanilor 4 роки тому

    I laughed so hard with this video I don't even know why

  • @chair8858
    @chair8858 4 роки тому

    watching you playing gives me pain