Nation/countryball guide list: Netherlands = Burgundy Germany = Elbian Confederation France = Dual Monarchies Italy = Venice USA = Arcadia Brazil = Lotharingia Russia = Russia Japan = Japan Spain = Spain
@@freebutterfree4872 That's just absurd. How did you come up with this laughable plot? This would never happen irl. What's next? Canadians landing on the beaches of Normandy, because an Austrian was rejected from art school?
@@Barwasser next your gonna tell me that a former French colony beat the world's strongest superpower with weapons made in China designed by a Russian and then transported there through a back woods trail
One of my favorite scenarios. I just picture a Bedouin nomad watering his camels at an oasis while unbeknownst to him millions of Europeans are huddling and dying in the trenches fighting over him a thousand miles away
@@GamerGuy249 i do know that but what i described is what essentially happened, germany mobilized to defend, and russia and france did the same all because of austria attacking serbia no one else essentially wanted war the kaiser himself had said after serbia accepting austrian demands that austria didnt have any reason for war but austria still went to war and germany couldnt break the alliance
@@Gokaes Serbia accepted all but one demand. Austria knew that Serbia wouldn't accept them all anyway. In regards to the alliance, it was a defensive alliance, with Germany, Austria-Hungary and Italy agreeing to come to each other's aid if France attacked one of them, and Italy promising to remain neutral if Austria-Hungary was attacked by Russia. Sorry for being pedantic. I did enjoy your joke.
Teacher:" today we are gonna discuss the first world War. Can anyone tell me how it started?" Spain and dual monarchies yell to each other: "ITS MY SHEEP!!! "
TNO Himmler is more internally consistent than this. I mean, he's got a completely batshit insane ideological worldview and goal. But he is behaving within that worldview and working towards that goal in a logical manner. Swimmy is just... Swimmy.
Reasonable people: I don’t wanna fight for some God forsaken area thousands of miles awake from me European leaders: MMMMMMM sand yum yum in my TUM TUM!
Vicky 2 DoD? POG! Also, I like when Bo makes his pops support Laissez-faire through election events, but then constantly complains about Liberals taking control. What could have possibly prevented that?
I feel like Swimmy is that one guy from that dubbed over kungfu movie where they purposefully trained him wrong as a joke, but instead of teaching him martial arts wrong they taught him realpolitik wrong.
Imagine you're going to war. You've seen all your friends gassed, blown up or snipped in their trench. Then you get home and discover all this slaughter was over the Sahara Desert.
Bo "Swimmy, you're fully sieged" Me "again?" Golden immediately afterwards "How do you do this every single game?" Feels like the videos are becoming interactive now.
Swimmy making His entire nation an uninhabited, cratered hellscape because then no one will want any of the territory and His nation won’t loose any land in the peace deal. You guys just don’t get his ultra brained 8.56D plays. Swimmy’s brain at this point has grown beyond this dimensional plane.
There comes a point where you watch enough of bo’s channel that you can predict which nation swimmy is by reading the summary in the beginning of the video
having a world war over actual territory is more than what happened irl at least. ww1's trigger was a guy deciding to get a sandwich and a driver taking a wrong turn.
This series continues to show why i never really wanna do any PDX game in MP with PvP. Fun to watch people losing their shit or going full autism over a patch of desert but not something I'd wanna endure listening to on a daily/weekly basis over with my friends in HOI4,VIC2,EU4,CK3.
The arguments going on during that World War were almost perfectly historical to the real first WW. That, and Burgundy went Full Best Korea real quick there.
Nation/countryball guide list:
Netherlands = Burgundy
Germany = Elbian Confederation
France = Dual Monarchies
Italy = Venice
USA = Arcadia
Brazil = Lotharingia
Russia = Russia
Japan = Japan
Spain = Spain
*Spain = Pain
UwU
The Lake Karl was named after Charles IV he was one of Czech (Bohemian) Greatest leaders and he was also emperor of HRE ( PS. I am Czech)
Why are this names so Star Trek look a like
@@matouskulhanek3320 hail Kaiser Karl IV
Swimmy: *Shoots allies in the back of the head*
Also Swimmy: I've been betrayed
Swimmy: *shoots Swimmy*
*Turns around*
Why would my allies do this?
@@hugo57k91 A 1000x More accurate
"I don't lose, I just win in the other direction."
Once again another famous line from strategic master Swimmy
"I don't respect Women"
Swimmy is in some strategic otherworld... i kind of wanna go there it seems to be a fun place to be
“I’m a staunch national socialist”
"The spirit of communism will save this nation!"
@@maybemaeb "because THEY CAN'T FUCKING MOVE BO. "
When you as a Japanese soldier have to fight the Germans in Indonesia because Spain declared war on France over some desert in Africa
Reminds me of when Japanese soldiers had to swipe German islands in the pacific because an Austrian guy was shot in Bosnia
@@freebutterfree4872 nice one 😂
@@freebutterfree4872 That's just absurd. How did you come up with this laughable plot? This would never happen irl. What's next? Canadians landing on the beaches of Normandy, because an Austrian was rejected from art school?
@@Barwasser next your gonna tell me that a former French colony beat the world's strongest superpower with weapons made in China designed by a Russian and then transported there through a back woods trail
And the germans are fighting for a confederation formed by bohemia
One of my favorite scenarios. I just picture a Bedouin nomad watering his camels at an oasis while unbeknownst to him millions of Europeans are huddling and dying in the trenches fighting over him a thousand miles away
"I've been a fool"
-Swimmy every game
>Implying He wouldn’t double down and die harder
@@maxkennedy8075 Swimmy: Die Harder
well that sounds like a YoU PrObLeM
@Kostas anagno how much do we have to crowdfund for the full track?
"I don't wanna go to war"
"I don't want war"
"Me neither"
"This is over the Saharan desert it's so dumb"
Great war starts anyways
To be fair thats pretty much the actual great war as well
that literally is the great war
russia: dont want to end up in war
Germany: no war
britain: no war
Austria: YEHAAAA SERBIA IS MINE
@@Gokaes In defense of Austria-Hungary, Germany declared war on Russia and France before Austria-Hungary did.
@@GamerGuy249 i do know that but what i described is what essentially happened, germany mobilized to defend, and russia and france did the same all because of austria attacking serbia no one else essentially wanted war the kaiser himself had said after serbia accepting austrian demands that austria didnt have any reason for war but austria still went to war and germany couldnt break the alliance
@@Gokaes Serbia accepted all but one demand. Austria knew that Serbia wouldn't accept them all anyway.
In regards to the alliance, it was a defensive alliance, with Germany, Austria-Hungary and Italy agreeing to come to each other's aid if France attacked one of them, and Italy promising to remain neutral if Austria-Hungary was attacked by Russia.
Sorry for being pedantic. I did enjoy your joke.
I love the fact that Swimmy is losing against Bo, Golden is unconditionally helping Swimmy and ISP is just sitting watching the hell.
ISP, watching the world burn over the Sahara: 👁👄👁
*2,9k likes, a heart from Bokoen1 and 1 reply???*
"I don't lose, I just win in the other direction" Did Swimmy write The Art Of War?
@Kostas anagno with a chapter on light tanks
And how the Ai is stupid as all hell.
If you surround yourself with enemies, you have the option to attack in any direction.
“I didnt lose, I merely failed to win.” - George McClellan
we may never know
“What did we learn today about starting Great Wars over sand?” I can practically hear the pure disapproval from ISP
He just sounded so disappointed in the players like he lost all hope and faith in humanity
@@idkwut4523 he lost that a long time ago, this just reinforces it
Because he realized by then that real players' decision making and logical thinking ability are actually worse than Vic2 AI's.
@@hanselsihotang i mean ww1 over pathagonia makes more sense at this point
I love how everyone just blunders into the great war and has instant regret. Art imitating life I guess.
The rich people starting that war certainly didn’t regret!
@@sirmount2636 not the rich germans kek
@@sirmount2636 the rich guys in russia most certainly regretted it
@@philip8498 Well, lenin and trotsky certainly didn't, both having enough cash to live like kings in emigration before the revolutions.
@@fus132 rich guys IN russia. like aristocracy and indstrialists.
Meanwhile, the 15,000 people living there don’t even know there’s a war over them!
What's a Spain?
"Why die for the Sahara?"
- Anti-war slogan, 1899
Waarom sterven voor de sahara?
Why die for desert?
@@tharwabit’s delicious
You know it's bad when ISP suggests you be more of an adult about something.
HAHAHA he sounded like a disappointed parent staring at a dumb child.
It's funny that they are playing at a slow speed so this would be taken like 10 minutes
Everyone is playing Vicky 2 while Swimmy is playing TNO
7:05 ISP re-invents the Congress of Europe
God Swimmy is so goofy he's one of my favorite characters
I always knew swimmy was a fictional character
@Tea Time Gaming Junior I subscribe to this conspiracy theory
Pog
Teacher:" today we are gonna discuss the first world War. Can anyone tell me how it started?"
Spain and dual monarchies yell to each other: "ITS MY SHEEP!!! "
Swimmy literally be like: "not if anything to say about it, I have."
I’m convinced that swimmy is just a random number generator with some of the things he does.
Italy: Why’d you attack my capital? I was on your side!
Burgundy: I’ve been stabbed in the back!
*Burgundian Lullaby plays*
@@krane1155 STRENG GEHEIM
Sorry, gamers only.
-Gamer Man
swimmy is literally himmler from TNO at this point
BurgSys swimmy
There is no hope under the black swimmy
TNO Himmler is more internally consistent than this.
I mean, he's got a completely batshit insane ideological worldview and goal. But he is behaving within that worldview and working towards that goal in a logical manner.
Swimmy is just... Swimmy.
I wasn't going to make a referance, buuut....
Virgin Vic2 Burgundy vs Chad TNO Brugundy
7:34 "oo I now have gas attack"
Burgundy moment
5:28 Swimmy roleplaying as a very different Burgundy with that kind of rhetoric
Reasonable people: I don’t wanna fight for some God forsaken area thousands of miles awake from me
European leaders: MMMMMMM sand yum yum in my TUM TUM!
Can't wait to add sand into my bread!
I dont like sand its coarse, rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
@@memer7987 Sands not the only thing that gets everywhere...
Oy Vey!
@@augustusstamer2428 You can't gas sand :c
@@memer7987 but you can bomb dresden to the ground! Let's do it again boys!
Whomever wrote Swimmy's script needs an Oscar or Bodil
Vicky 2 DoD? POG!
Also, I like when Bo makes his pops support Laissez-faire through election events, but then constantly complains about Liberals taking control. What could have possibly prevented that?
He is just expelling liberals in the other direction.
Anyone considering communism?
A
@@stelscarrot ah, he's expelling liberals straight into Government positions? Damn, Stalin should take notes.
Poor Golden, he's always so ambitious yet he always gets struck down.
Twice the pride, double the fall
@Kostas anagno best comment
@Kostas anagno
Swimmy is Hotzendorf,
Dressel is Luigi Cadorna,
Golden is Enver Pasha.
@@sebastianpijov8708 That is scarily accurate.
I feel like Swimmy is that one guy from that dubbed over kungfu movie where they purposefully trained him wrong as a joke, but instead of teaching him martial arts wrong they taught him realpolitik wrong.
To be honest, I could see the European powers having a war over a fucking desert.
Swimmy failing to create the ordenstaat is pretty pog
@Kostas anagno just like himmler would
Imagine you're going to war.
You've seen all your friends gassed, blown up or snipped in their trench.
Then you get home and discover all this slaughter was over the Sahara Desert.
Swimmy is role playing TNO Burgundy after that great war
Heydrich wins the Civil War.
"WTF I love Germany now."
Finds out that Heydrich is not on board with Himmler's Plan
"WTF I hate Germany now."
Less than a minute in and Swimmy is already full-on delusional. That's how you know it's gonna be a wild ride.
"After this a crisis appeared" Literally 60 years later
When Iwo Jima did not sound enough as a meme.
Jesus Christ, ISP finally hit puberty
"Why die for Sahara?"
Swimmy is our resident excavation expert with all the holes he's digging
Loving the amount of Vicky II recently!
It’s pretty realistic how Europeans treated each other in the late 1800s
Bo "Swimmy, you're fully sieged"
Me "again?"
Golden immediately afterwards "How do you do this every single game?"
Feels like the videos are becoming interactive now.
There is no hope under the Black Swimmy
"I don't lose, I win in the other direction" ~Swimmy, 2020
"I'm going full fucking Endsieg. I'm gonna kill all of you" -Burgundy
HOI4 TNO Moment
I think Swimmy missed the memo and thinks he's playing TNO Burgundy rather than DoD Burgundy
“Let’s have world war 3 over sand hurhurhur”
I don't like sand, it's rough and course and it gets everywhere
@@F22onblockland ah a man of culture I see
I love that Swimmy completely forgot about the fact that he controlled the entire Indian subcontinent
Bo: you're losing
Swimmy: I don't lose, I merely fail to win!
Swimmy making His entire nation an uninhabited, cratered hellscape because then no one will want any of the territory and His nation won’t loose any land in the peace deal.
You guys just don’t get his ultra brained 8.56D plays. Swimmy’s brain at this point has grown beyond this dimensional plane.
So he created TNO Bruhgundy in Victoria 2? That really is a 8D 420 IQ moment right there.
@@ZKP314 Ah, another man of culture I see
"I dont loose, I just win in the other direction" Swimmy 2020
Wonderful wise man
Swimmy really be out here playing ping pong with who's side he's on
Absolute madlad's brought Burgundy from TNO to Vicky 2
"I don't lose, I just win in the other direction" is gonna be one of my favourite quotes from Swimmy
There comes a point where you watch enough of bo’s channel that you can predict which nation swimmy is by reading the summary in the beginning of the video
Burgundy instantly fought a death war... My guess is Swimmy is playing Burgundy
Edit: Prediction was correct, of course it’s correct
The angrier Golden gets the worse his mic connection is
His salt is so concentrated it warps the time space continuum around him
I think this is the first time I've seen war exhaustion kick in on the actual players! "I don't want to go to war again" lol
First, I ❤️that ISP is back with Bo and second, I got into Vic2 because of this, thanks for the content!
having a world war over actual territory is more than what happened irl at least. ww1's trigger was a guy deciding to get a sandwich and a driver taking a wrong turn.
Bokoen's Bizarre Adventure Part III: Saharadust Crusaders
Swimmy is litterly Italy during the world wars
"Nah I want to be on Bo's side now"
"Jk sorry isp"
“I don’t lose, I win in the other direction.”
-Swimmy
I’ve never played this game before, therefore have no idea how it functions, but I love watching these absolute characters
Yeah I know almost nothing about Vicky 2 but their personalities make up for it. Also whenever a video includes Swimmy it gets much better
When goring attacks Ordenstaat Burghund in TNO be like :
And people say that our great war fired up for someone shooting someone important , and you guys are firing up a great war for a piece of sand.
“I don’t like sand, it’s coarse rough, irritating and it gets everywhere” - some Spanish guy about to plunder the world into hell over the Sahara.
9:09 this really feels like the oversimplified video about WWI, like everything is fine and then suddenly Bo comes around like: „let’s have a war!“
TICK TOCK BURGUNDY'S CLOCK KEEPS ON TICKING
Imagine fighting a war over grains of sand
Swimmy's just a rabid dog who lashes out at anyone who gets close and I love it
Omit the Sahara part, just hearing the conversation and you would be easily mislead to thought this is a TNO game
Bokoen1's channel in a nutshell: Hundreds of thousands dying over the most barren patch of land. A war not for resources but, for mappies.
Swimmy is a true master of (un)RealPolitik
Burgundy: "I hate Elbian Confederation"
"I love Elbian Confederation"
"I hate Elbian Confederation"
Golden and abra the only people capable of starting a world war over sand
This series continues to show why i never really wanna do any PDX game in MP with PvP. Fun to watch people losing their shit or going full autism over a patch of desert but not something I'd wanna endure listening to on a daily/weekly basis over with my friends in HOI4,VIC2,EU4,CK3.
I love how Bo and ISP are fighting to not have Swimmy as an ally and trying to pawn him off to someone else.
I see Bo, I click
«I don’t lose, I just win in the other direction»
Swimmy gotta be my favorite character in the bokoen universe. Never a dull moment with this guy
Swimmy admitting he's a fool? It's a Christmas miracle!
“I don’t lose. I just win in the other direction.” Greatest quote ever.
This Burgundy is as cursed as the one our community tries to forget
STRENG GEHEIM
thank you for uploading on my birthday!! i know its not just for me or anything but its always nice to see you post!!
Happy Birthday!
Swimmy is just pure chaotic neutral...
Swimmy is chef Boyardees level of Mussolini
4:28 this is how I imagine that the politicians of WW1 actually sounded like behind closed doors. xD
Burgundy is such a little brother.
1:14 I smell Oversimplified.
Swimmy: says literally anything
Everyone else: Ah yes, the negotiator
Golden is all the attitudes that led to ww1 compressed in one person in every hoi4 victoria2 and eu4 game ive seen him in
So glad you guys are playing DOD! It’s honestly the best mp mod for vic 2 imo
At least when the final troop scales the pile of millions of bodies, they can rejoice in the conquest of the sahara desert
The conference of Berlin is wild damn
Alternate title: Golden Screws His team over. And swimmy joins him in screwing everyone over
I was just watching your old Vic2 vids today.
A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one
“I don’t lose. I just win in the other direction” ~Swimmy
Name a better quote xD
Wow, Swimmys going full on Burgsys and it's only WWI
that aragon is super cursed
The arguments going on during that World War were almost perfectly historical to the real first WW.
That, and Burgundy went Full Best Korea real quick there.
Five years ago I lost 30,000 men over a desert and the world just F&cking watched