Polish Independence - Victoria 2 MP Memes

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  • Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
  • Victoria 2 MP in a nutshell
    The clown car finally came around
    Mods: HPM
    Intro: Victoria 2 soundtrack: Johans Waltz
    Outro: Victoria 2 soundtrack: Johans Waltz
    Memers:
    Braun1:
    / theryanisland
    Hewlett:
    / channel
    ISP's: / isorrowproductions
    Twitch:
    / bokoen
    Patreon: / bokoen1
    My Discord:
    / discord
    Twitter: / bokoen1
    #Memes #Victoria2 #Funnyvideo

КОМЕНТАРІ • 530

  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  4 роки тому +3656

    Clown car crashing into Russia

  • @rebelkommando6166
    @rebelkommando6166 4 роки тому +3510

    "This caused a series of events leading Germany to try and unite all German people."
    Hey, I've seen this one before!

    • @countspider6488
      @countspider6488 4 роки тому +146

      Rebelkommando616 what do you mean you’ve seen this one? It’s brand new!

    • @Steve_the_Radroach
      @Steve_the_Radroach 4 роки тому +53

      @@countspider6488 I saw it on a rerun

    • @pcz1642raz
      @pcz1642raz 4 роки тому +6

      nerd

    • @NateThe_Great24
      @NateThe_Great24 4 роки тому +25

      *_GERMANIA UNITUM_*

    • @SteamyShukshee
      @SteamyShukshee 4 роки тому +4

      I love how bokoen says to everyone ”fuck" and he is a big bully but the videos are still named "meme".

  • @Samwiz1
    @Samwiz1 4 роки тому +2902

    Germany: Declares State of Emergency
    Russia: Why can't I do that?
    The Soviets: Terror is the order of the day

    • @andysatrioajie7886
      @andysatrioajie7886 4 роки тому +183

      well when your entire state experience state of emergency for daily basis its useless to declare it

    • @lexguttman
      @lexguttman 4 роки тому +8

      @@andysatrioajie7886 That is amazing. xDB

    • @Samwiz1
      @Samwiz1 4 роки тому +5

      Thanks chief

    • @justaplayer3600
      @justaplayer3600 4 роки тому +3

      When you watch both channels
      This is getting outta hand. Now there are two good content creators!

    • @zetorrec
      @zetorrec 4 роки тому

      lmao

  • @danielkikers3721
    @danielkikers3721 4 роки тому +4364

    France: Wants Alsace-Loreine.
    Russia: I will probably lose Millions of Russians.
    France: That’s a price I am willing to pay.

    • @kalyka98
      @kalyka98 4 роки тому +132

      Basically ww1 and ww2 were won mainly because of russians being thrown at the enemy without care until they get exausted

    • @ironicmysoginist2035
      @ironicmysoginist2035 4 роки тому +18

      @@THEMEISTER004 yes they do in ww1,read a book.
      Battle of tannenberg

    • @manband20
      @manband20 4 роки тому +59

      Lord Frenchwad: "Some of you may die. But it is a sacrifice... I am willing to make."

    • @JackalEtheriasu
      @JackalEtheriasu 4 роки тому +49

      @Dwarov 1 "Russia was the most important power in WW1" seems legit.

    • @xxxt96xxx
      @xxxt96xxx 4 роки тому +16

      @Dwarov 1 so maybe you look at the huge losses the Russians had on every single front? They loose way more men than all their enemies.

  • @randomperson6988
    @randomperson6988 4 роки тому +3667

    The Victoria 2 MPs are easily my favorite

  • @Zerpderp0
    @Zerpderp0 4 роки тому +2266

    5:12 the Zimmerman telegram? Nah fam the Zimmerman DM

    • @RealMailou
      @RealMailou 4 роки тому +29

      Good one

    • @killercheemstar3088
      @killercheemstar3088 4 роки тому +53

      Germany trynna slide into Mexico's dms

    • @Zerpderp0
      @Zerpderp0 4 роки тому +17

      @@killercheemstar3088 all while Italy is horny on main tryna get dat spaghetti

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes 4 роки тому +751

    Dressel: Literally sitting on the most resource rich land in the game
    Also Dressel: "I don't know maybe you just have more Iron rich provinces than I do."

    • @lukestover2207
      @lukestover2207 4 роки тому +13

      Heart of Iron RGF Dressel being Dressel right?

    • @aloserdontsubscribe485
      @aloserdontsubscribe485 4 роки тому +55

      Maybe he should be deployed there one of these days

    • @zekedia2223
      @zekedia2223 3 роки тому +21

      @@aloserdontsubscribe485 that fucking killed me

    • @spaceman8935
      @spaceman8935 3 роки тому +48

      He also loses Texas in the beginning because he doesn’t join the super easy war as USA.

    • @Arkangel630
      @Arkangel630 3 роки тому +69

      @@spaceman8935 sometimes you can't join the war due to vic2 being vic2
      Such as when Texas adds a war goal or far more commonly instantly loses the war.
      I think this is HPM and its annoying as hell to keep Texas from killing itself until you can intervene

  • @leprechaunbuttmilk6892
    @leprechaunbuttmilk6892 Рік тому +149

    You know Swimmy is a good character when he becomes the main character in almost every bo video he's in

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  Рік тому +60

      You know there's a difference between main character and antagonist right?

    • @ThatOneComrade
      @ThatOneComrade 11 місяців тому +81

      ​@@Bokoen1 Typical Bo with the main character syndrome, smh. Doesn't know we live in a swigma male society

  • @aisir3725
    @aisir3725 4 роки тому +830

    The most historical Russia in vic2
    "I have no allies" (besides army and fleet)
    "Who would've thought that throwing slaves to die without weapons pisses them of" (1917, obviously)

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 4 роки тому +19

      @Usuário Sarcástico ah, yes, half the country are inside of jail, the other on jail's towers

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 4 роки тому +11

      @Usuário Sarcástico communists brainwashed people into thinking that they live in a free country while secretly executing opposintion \|/ communists terrorised people into submission

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 4 роки тому +4

      @Usuário Sarcástico btw if that is the definition of slave there are currently 2,2 million slaves in USA

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 4 роки тому +5

      @Usuário Sarcástico The Thirteenth Amendment exempts penal labor from its prohibition of forced labor. This allows prisoners who have been convicted of crimes (not those merely awaiting trial) to be required to perform labor or else face punishment while in custody.

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 4 роки тому +4

      @Usuário Sarcástico also they did got paid in gulags

  • @nordez534
    @nordez534 4 роки тому +950

    That game was really entertaining had a really anti climatic ending tho

    • @felipesubiabre314
      @felipesubiabre314 4 роки тому +175

      I felt satisfied enough when i saw a Sov. Union in gdamn 1870

    • @nordez534
      @nordez534 4 роки тому +24

      Glorious Potato Sack ye stuff like that was pretty epic

    • @TikTakGamingTr
      @TikTakGamingTr 4 роки тому +55

      Gas Techs Are Just Rng And Very Unbalance Obv Every Time İt Will Be Like That

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  4 роки тому +271

      Nordez yeah with gas tech that’s what happens if you don’t get the counter. You lose instantly

    • @adamboh393
      @adamboh393 4 роки тому +3

      Is the stream still there

  • @marny3559
    @marny3559 4 роки тому +1735

    Russia: Has a revolution
    Russia: Loses Poland
    Germany: Tries to unite all Germans
    Wait a minute, this isn't HOI4 in a Nutshell.

  • @justinianmakesbyzantiumgre5716
    @justinianmakesbyzantiumgre5716 4 роки тому +651

    Never thought I’d see Prussia maintaining polish independence.

    • @mhug162
      @mhug162 4 роки тому +233

      Hatred of Russia is a path to alliances some consider...unnatural

    • @larsonpartisan2855
      @larsonpartisan2855 2 роки тому +29

      But the germans literally put poland back on the map after defeating Russia in WW1.

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 2 роки тому +35

      @@larsonpartisan2855 And then the Germans took them back off the map in ww2, they have a complicated relationship with the Polish.

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 2 роки тому

      @@whoknows7968 that was a different government, a nazi one.

    • @dxhunter9170
      @dxhunter9170 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@larsonpartisan2855thats not correct

  • @Obsidianen
    @Obsidianen 4 роки тому +220

    "You unleashed a Monster! Hes gonna come back, and he is gonna be VERY GERMAN!" God damn, he was so on point with that xD

  • @kabobawsome
    @kabobawsome 2 роки тому +20

    A confused British diplomat talking to an equally confused Ottoman diplomat. The Ottoman diplomat is desperately trying to surrender whatever the British want, while the British diplomat is trying to explain all he's been sent to ask for is Alsace-Lorraine.

  • @beefyblom
    @beefyblom 4 роки тому +129

    4:16 I can hear the genuine hatred in the Polish Player's voice

  • @jesseminnema2999
    @jesseminnema2999 4 роки тому +403

    Russia attempting to invade Poland: “Have I told you who I am?” Poland: “Some dead man!”

    • @ChemySh
      @ChemySh 4 роки тому +14

      BAPTIZED IN FIRE

    • @azathot_369
      @azathot_369 4 роки тому +5

      Russia: THE ATTACK OF THE DEAD MEN

    • @stratigangames508
      @stratigangames508 2 роки тому

      @@ChemySh I know I'm a year late but...
      40 TO 1
      SPIRIT OF SPARTANS
      DEATH AND GLORY
      SOLDIERS OF POLAND
      SECOND TO NONE
      WRATH OF THE WEHRMACHT
      BROUGHT TO A HALT!

  • @magmat0585
    @magmat0585 4 роки тому +190

    Austria: "Does anyone else hear clown music?"
    Russia: " Pls no, I want off Mr. Bokoen's wild ride!"

  • @grubii-sakuga974
    @grubii-sakuga974 4 роки тому +186

    "Can you get into the warsaw battle? cuz i need some artillery support" said the polish to the soviets durning the Warsaw uprising

  • @jasonutty52
    @jasonutty52 4 роки тому +479

    The greatest allies in history, The Ottoman Empire and The German Empire.

  • @EpicGamer-gw4sw
    @EpicGamer-gw4sw 4 роки тому +65

    “So Zimmerman”
    “Yea?”
    “About Austria...”
    “That’s... me dude!”
    “Ha ha, no”

  • @glitchtastic759
    @glitchtastic759 4 роки тому +79

    I love how it’s Zimmermann who sent the Zimmermann Telegram

  • @michaelmutranowski123
    @michaelmutranowski123 4 роки тому +366

    Golden is usually the person everyone gangs up on so seeing someone else beside him getting beat up is nice.
    Play the TommyK mod in HOI4.

  • @bowieboy680
    @bowieboy680 4 роки тому +271

    “You are a child”

    • @maybemaeb
      @maybemaeb 4 роки тому +14

      Merch caption right there. With a big angry Russiaball looking down at a small sad Franceball

    • @strategossable1366
      @strategossable1366 4 роки тому +24

      @@maybemaeb cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/509766376307556362/678715888605593620/unknown.png I made it for you :)

    • @rebelkommando6166
      @rebelkommando6166 4 роки тому +7

      @@strategossable1366 it's beautiful. I love it.

    • @bigbrain2178
      @bigbrain2178 3 роки тому

      @@strategossable1366 damn that's good

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 2 роки тому +27

    "He's gonna come back, and he's gonna be VERY German!" is still the best thing ISP has ever said.

  • @TheLeaderofNoone
    @TheLeaderofNoone 2 роки тому +11

    Ottoman-British diplomatic talks:
    "Alsace?"
    "Alsace."

  • @watch7564
    @watch7564 4 роки тому +58

    Revenge is best served when they least expect it and when they has AirPods in so they don’t hear the clown car

  • @echo_ironside8006
    @echo_ironside8006 4 роки тому +18

    I love how bo goes silent after realising he only lost Alsace. Then just goes "I see this as an absolute win"

  • @math3000
    @math3000 4 роки тому +119

    "Since this one has more coal..."
    Wait, is Poland a US puppet? They're acting too American all of the sudden

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 4 роки тому +25

      Coal is actually Germany's speciality

    • @pawelbroda7391
      @pawelbroda7391 4 роки тому +11

      @@deltoroperdedor3166 Silesians actually

    • @chip1646
      @chip1646 4 роки тому +1

      @Antonowicz Pierdolsky No

    • @notinghere2190
      @notinghere2190 4 роки тому +2

      @Antonowicz Pierdolsky They are their own people. Simply because the Piast dynasty comes from does not make them poles.

  • @BOS_C.O.
    @BOS_C.O. 4 роки тому +47

    Me: *Trying to go to sleep*
    Bo: It's free real estate

  • @DeDaDemon
    @DeDaDemon 4 роки тому +53

    "The Polish love me"
    Am Polish, can confirm.

  • @malotron661
    @malotron661 4 роки тому +184

    Germany defends Poland (epic bruh moment)

    • @chaywen9240
      @chaywen9240 4 роки тому +15

      "I wouldnt say 'defend', more like 'under new management'"

    • @Malos_
      @Malos_ 4 роки тому +4

      They saw how much they need that cheap labour in the future

  • @That_Montage_Nerd
    @That_Montage_Nerd 4 роки тому +9

    "This is like the Zimmermann telegram."
    *Opens screenshot to see that it is literally the Zimmermann telegram* XD

  • @Tech-Kaplan-Kali
    @Tech-Kaplan-Kali 4 роки тому +63

    Poland Lives! STOMP STOMP

  • @NicoNoInteresa
    @NicoNoInteresa 4 роки тому +16

    Amazing episode, Bo and Golden working together sends a shiver down my spine

  • @noneofyourbusiness3288
    @noneofyourbusiness3288 3 роки тому +8

    3:59 Italy: "I didnt know what I was doing" very in character I like it xD

  • @TaterCarl
    @TaterCarl 4 роки тому +30

    Germany seeing Russia take out Poland: ah I see, you have chosen 150% discipline.

  • @shaneboardwell1060
    @shaneboardwell1060 4 роки тому +42

    8:36 This belongs in Golden's classics

  • @Marxamune
    @Marxamune 11 місяців тому +3

    "Who would've thought that sending basically slaves just to die, with no weapons, no money, and no food actually pisses them off?"
    - Vladimir Putin, probably

  • @nomnomxddd8157
    @nomnomxddd8157 4 роки тому +6

    8:39 Anatolia being one of the greatest fertile land: *sad Anatolia noises*

  • @greergrapple2227
    @greergrapple2227 3 роки тому +8

    " I've heard the sudentenland has a lot of ethnic Germans"
    Always brings a smile to my face

  • @yoga5631
    @yoga5631 4 роки тому +4

    Me:*see the vid description*
    Also me:*Saw it was bo who was playing Prussia*
    "This is where the fun begins"

  • @theunforgiven9386
    @theunforgiven9386 4 роки тому +14

    Last time I was this early, Texas was still independent

  • @MrPotatoMush
    @MrPotatoMush 4 роки тому +8

    UA-cam: Bokoen1 has uploaded a vid-
    Me: *Say no more, I'm in!*

  • @maityler
    @maityler 4 роки тому +6

    Dressel with the Lone Star Clowning of the century over texas

  • @smarrkidd5538
    @smarrkidd5538 2 роки тому +8

    Ever since dressel got outed a nazi im so happy when he starts losing

  • @cyberslayer002
    @cyberslayer002 4 роки тому +2

    You just gave Poland its Miracle on the Vistula! Praise to the Virgin Mary!

    • @gufosufo337
      @gufosufo337 4 роки тому

      German repayment for vienna

  • @lieutenantsupascoop2126
    @lieutenantsupascoop2126 4 роки тому +27

    Ah yes.
    Denmark person singing British Grenadiers while marching Germans into Poland To protect them from Russia.
    Country count : 5

  • @thebrutusmars
    @thebrutusmars 4 роки тому

    Swimmy’s Poland joke was funny
    “The polish people are very industrious... and I need them.”
    Nice little Ford reference

  • @dragoon2121
    @dragoon2121 4 роки тому +2

    *BIG GAMER MOVE*

  • @math3000
    @math3000 4 роки тому +3

    Prussia: Supports Polish
    Also Prussia: forms Germany instead
    Well,that escalated quickly

  • @dreamypizza8458
    @dreamypizza8458 5 місяців тому +1

    the fact that he's called zimmerman makes it even funnier

  • @raychangalarza179
    @raychangalarza179 2 роки тому +4

    Polish independence is always a pain even without it being MP

  • @Adv_studying
    @Adv_studying 4 роки тому +8

    Lets gooooooooooo Luv u bo! Please keep making this amazing content

  • @ryansmith495
    @ryansmith495 2 роки тому +3

    I hope when Victoria 3 comes out they make more of these also.

  • @Very_Silly_Individual
    @Very_Silly_Individual 8 місяців тому +1

    Braun is just phsycotic

  • @noneofyourbusiness9489
    @noneofyourbusiness9489 4 роки тому +6

    Poles: WTF, we love Germany now!

  • @TeyuYagua
    @TeyuYagua 3 роки тому +2

    I like how the spain's mention of "bulwark" in the prior game was a foreshadowing for this episode. (the polish bulwark)

  • @merouln700
    @merouln700 3 роки тому +2

    Swimmy describing his rebellions is hilarious ngl

  • @mrbean2520
    @mrbean2520 4 роки тому +1

    Holy shit, I have like 200+ hours in this game and I have never played multiplayer. Multiplayer on Vic 2 litterally is just the actually Victorian era. Bo and his buddies act like the leaders back them and it’s amazing

  • @Augustow09
    @Augustow09 4 роки тому +4

    Me a Polish player in Hoi IV and EU4 watching Bo's videos and hearing him say the Polish love him, 100% true😏

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +15

    Rule, Epic Bruh Moment! Epic Bruh Moment rule the bruhs

    • @ori8107
      @ori8107 4 роки тому +2

      The Bruhtons nevernevernever shall be slaves

  • @gunviolence.6789
    @gunviolence.6789 2 роки тому +1

    Everybody gangsta till Bo starts humming the British grenadiers

  • @Ribcageler
    @Ribcageler 4 роки тому +53

    Hello I'm Rilber

  • @RangerCado
    @RangerCado 4 роки тому +1

    0:50 is easily my favorite moment. Just, that knowledge that shit is about to go absolutely insane.

  • @USSLongIslandCVE1
    @USSLongIslandCVE1 4 роки тому +3

    Oooh yay more victoria gameplay!

  • @feragosmyxixarashtra7948
    @feragosmyxixarashtra7948 4 роки тому +1

    Swimmy is the man behind the slaughter.

  • @fernsong8558
    @fernsong8558 3 роки тому +1

    0:55
    Keeps activating Siri for me lmao

  • @hyperion3145
    @hyperion3145 4 роки тому +8

    0:38 Am I seeing this correctly? It’s 1867 and the US hasn’t even conquered the West Coast? How? Why?
    That’s literally all you can do at that point.

    • @Enylia-ft2xb
      @Enylia-ft2xb 4 роки тому +7

      dressel.

    • @Void_Wars
      @Void_Wars 4 роки тому

      Literally dressel tho

    • @damasterofu712
      @damasterofu712 3 роки тому

      It's actually 1847, I might be wrong but in the mod they are using you need an 1850 tech to do manifest destiny. He still should have Texas though.

  • @lilpenpusher
    @lilpenpusher 4 роки тому +11

    Bo, your Steam name and Profile Icon is Rosehip from Girls und Panzer.
    We need to talk.

  • @Mk-uw9gf
    @Mk-uw9gf 4 роки тому +1

    Hey swimmy
    Hey swimmy...

  • @bigw722
    @bigw722 4 роки тому +2

    Braun’s “Zimmerman telegram” joke is extremely underrated

  • @mundogameplay1341
    @mundogameplay1341 4 роки тому +1

    These Victoria 2 Games are awesome,WE DEMAND MORE!!!!!xd

  • @troelsdc
    @troelsdc 4 роки тому +2

    "The Ottoman Deal" xD

  • @presidentjames9811
    @presidentjames9811 2 роки тому +1

    9:00 Sounds like he's already eating it

  • @Ryuko-T72
    @Ryuko-T72 4 роки тому +1

    Swimmy, how about another Joke Swimmy? What do you get, when you cross a militarily stable nation with a SOCIETY that BLOCKADES HIM, AND TREATS HIM LIKE TRASH? Ill tell you what you get Swimmy, YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!
    -War Declaration sound-

  • @alexandernyberg8668
    @alexandernyberg8668 3 роки тому +2

    The fact that in the initial war between bo and russia reached the point where for every death, 90 russians where killed is just insane...

  • @JediMasterYoda66
    @JediMasterYoda66 4 роки тому +1

    fuck yeah, more vicky2

  • @frederickthegreatpodcast382
    @frederickthegreatpodcast382 4 роки тому +3

    That is literally the Zimmermann Telegram

  • @michaelthayer5351
    @michaelthayer5351 4 роки тому +4

    Haven't even watched yet but just reading the opening I'm guessing one of the players is Golden

  • @Warith1000man
    @Warith1000man 4 роки тому +1

    This is way better than your HOI4 videos as of late, more Vicky 2 please...

  • @FirstnameLastname-oy3bc
    @FirstnameLastname-oy3bc 4 роки тому +1

    Loving the #funnyvideo

  • @ZylowHF
    @ZylowHF 3 роки тому +1

    vassal feeding works in every game

  • @otosk1312
    @otosk1312 4 роки тому

    0:54 Is Filthy Frank playing as Portugal XD

  • @MineXplousion
    @MineXplousion 4 роки тому

    That end whit Golden saying HELL YEAH ! XAAXAAXA

  • @SultanOfRome
    @SultanOfRome 4 роки тому +1

    Did you just say that the Ottomans are full of desert? T R I G G E R E D

  • @yesno8625
    @yesno8625 4 роки тому

    “You are a child” that is the funniest colonization word for taking countries that are not major powers

  • @Dell-ol6hb
    @Dell-ol6hb 4 роки тому +1

    Germany looks so gleeful in the thumbnail

  • @suager2231
    @suager2231 4 роки тому +16

    ahh yes early enough for me to not even know what to say

  • @grizzlyvoid284
    @grizzlyvoid284 4 роки тому +1

    Yay more Victoria 2

  • @Autissima
    @Autissima 4 роки тому +2

    That melody was 'Preußens Gloria' not British grenadeers.

  • @muhammetalidemirtas3187
    @muhammetalidemirtas3187 3 роки тому

    Bo is like the 20 year old god gamer, whichever side he chooses they win

  • @johnnydownhill5595
    @johnnydownhill5595 4 роки тому

    swimmy is such a good sport its so fucking funny

  • @tf2664
    @tf2664 4 роки тому +1

    Epic gamer moment

  • @kedz9983
    @kedz9983 4 роки тому +1

    I have absolutely no idea how to play this game but I like it

  • @jacobdavis6056
    @jacobdavis6056 4 роки тому

    Art of the deal. Classic

  • @cronoros
    @cronoros 4 роки тому

    Nice reference with the zimmerman telegram Braun

  • @ethanramos4441
    @ethanramos4441 4 роки тому

    4:16-4:21 Braun Rage and the Incompetence of Tomas

  • @matthewetc6078
    @matthewetc6078 4 роки тому +2

    E P I C B R O M O V E M E N T

  • @sealofapproval4844
    @sealofapproval4844 4 роки тому

    The biggest bruh moment in this history of bruh moments.

  • @canadianragin
    @canadianragin 4 роки тому

    Why British Grenadiers, you ask? Too much Girls und Panzer