I imagine that the Prussian and French diplomats in Switzerland just randomly start arguing over why each other is there while a US diplomat cusses them out and calls them cockroaches. Then all of a sudden a Chinese man walks up to the French diplomat and starts shooting up heroin
@@deeznoots6241 Yeah I watch him as well, but his games are more tryhard and while it's pretty fun I think playing Vicky casual with some friends is better.
I have no idea why UA-cam has decided to attach me to "Goblin Town" lmao. I noticed it in the new UA-cam feature it says my viewers search for "Japanese goblin"
"Dear brothers, we see you are violating Saxony, which you have sworn to protect. We, with grace, ask why you would upset the balance of power in Germany? With regards, Austria" "Dear Austrians, I FUCKING NEEEEDDDD! signed, Prussia."
2:20 I love how Bo is absolutely shocked when everyone is looking at him and Golden weirdly when Golden just invaded a nation who had been neutral for centuries at this point.
Austria: *Breaks the neutrality of Switzerland.* France: "So you have chosen, death?". Meanwhile, Germany & Russia: "We were right about one thing. The negotiations were short.".
Vicky is so much more fun to watch than hoi, like you can hear swimmy bitch at bo about things that are much funnier than bo screaming about Braun losing divisions
8:04 "You don't even have a strategy. You're just doing random shit at this point." I'm certain that's Swimmy with every bold plan he does as a major nation ever.
I don't understand why swimmy is seen as in the wrong here. Like this is why you put someone in Italy in a mp Victoria 2 game. It's just stupid to allow Austria to take both Switzerland and northern Italy.
ua-cam.com/video/inAMgF15P0A/v-deo.html this video shows Swimmy's pov and the end of the game, and didn't try making swimmy look like an idiot as usual. In "the fuher bunker" video college said Bo edited his videos in his favor and referred to him as the snake of Denmark, who knew he was on to something
I love how ISP is almost always just taking the piss. Everyone will be trying to play the game of power and sneedage while he's just "hehe heroine go brrrrrr."
I like how Braun having enough of Swimmy's shit and saying he's down for Three Emperors, is immediately followed by Swimmy offering Golden an alliance.
Unsurprisingly; the game just devolves into a clownfiesta of Swimmy v Golden: Who can lose harder. At this point Bo isn't even the main character in these videos; it's just Swimmy and Golden.
No map game in existence can handle the undeniable, unmistakable, never before seen cataclysm that occurs when Golden and Swimmys big brain combines Edit - Green line in Vicky go brrrrrr
Oh, so it's the game with long sino march through Siberia and Bo getting owned by Swimmy alliance (which he obviously didn't put in the video, ratkoen)
Before the video even started when I was reading the summary I guessed it was either Golden or Swimmy who was starting the drama. “Trying out unorthodox tactics”. “Being overly aggressive”. “Holding gurgles against other players and is willing to death war”. I wonder who it could be??? 🧐🧐🧐
As soon as I saw that Braun and Bo we’re Germany and Russia, I knew immediately that Swimmy and Golden had to be France and Austria, only two who would do a death war over the Swiss
"I Fucking need" is my absolute favourite Bo quote. It just comes out of nowhere. He just stops talking out of nowhere. It's a perfectly cromulent imperialist answer to the question. It's unhinged as fuck. Love it
Every vic 2 game with your group is like 2-4 players trolling and then immediately after everyone being like "You're smoking crack if you think we're going to play this game again."
I'm confused as to why Bo supported Golden so hard this game? He had so much more to gain with a French or Russian alliance but chose the guy who wouldn't even let him form Germany?
I just imagine the Chinese embassy has a guy playing the strings in the corner and a man high on opium in a chair accross from the other ambassadors. Then the actual Chinese ambassador comes in and shoves him off the chair, sits down and says “I’ve accepted all the opium events so far.”
So ISP was basically that one guy in a public space that's smoking weed but you can't call him out on it cus he's a funny and chill guy when you talk to him
Gotta say I am surprised you guys didn't immediately escalate things to a Great War considering how Golden and Swimmy had it out for each other this game. I guess you guys have learned from that time you all disappointed ISP by waging a massive war over some desert land in Africa.
I'm just saying, this game wasn't worth it....
I hope you had fun
More Vicky please! Your Vicky content is great!
More Vicky ! YAY
I FU#KING NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
It was
"You know i've accepted every single heroin event so far."
"I FUCKING NEED"
Vicky2 multiplayer is the salt of the earth.
i swear i want to watch isps perspective
@@losisansgaming2628 ISP just didnt give a damn the whole game and it was amazing
"I have cum" - Thomas
ISP, Braun, Golden, and Swimmy are the four horsemen of funny map content.
@@user-bc3ri8ez9c if they didn't exist than who the fuck would watch this lets be honest. They bring the light to the channel
I imagine that the Prussian and French diplomats in Switzerland just randomly start arguing over why each other is there while a US diplomat cusses them out and calls them cockroaches. Then all of a sudden a Chinese man walks up to the French diplomat and starts shooting up heroin
While also another chinese man start playing chinese music
While another Chinese man is writing up an official declaration of war over "French India".
The heroin and music was just to set the mood
And then they compromise: France lets out its frustration on Belgium and Prussia ransacks Netherland. Peace in our time!
An entire movie trailer 💀
ISP is a god of comedic timing. That music interludes were spot on.
The Chinese music sent my sides into orbit
2:56
@@Track_Dude He actually meant to put up the music at 0:01
Heroin is a hell of a drug
Don’t forget 5:13
Shut up 🤨
Finally some more Vicky content! Don't get me wrong, I love the Hoi4 content but Vicky will always have a special place in my heart.
Vicky is amazing, I love hoi4 as well but Vicky in all it’s glorious cursedness is just better to meme
We need! We f*cking need!
There has been literally no vicky video on this channel where I found it boring. Vicky content is always fun to watch
Agreed, love the Vic 2 conteng
@@deeznoots6241 Yeah I watch him as well, but his games are more tryhard and while it's pretty fun I think playing Vicky casual with some friends is better.
It’s not a bokoen victoria game without every great power killing themselves in the first decade
Completely unrelated, I was searching “Goblin Town” and this video came up.
…somehow, however, I feel like the search was still accurate.
Wow is that THE Samwiz1
lmao
Hey it's the homeless man
so true bestie
I have no idea why UA-cam has decided to attach me to "Goblin Town" lmao. I noticed it in the new UA-cam feature it says my viewers search for "Japanese goblin"
Austrian Generals Invading Switzerland: "My lord, is this Legal?"
Golden "Geneva Suggestion": "I will make it legal"
Our blockade is perfectly legal.
If I have to pay 47 infamy to invade a nation, it better be legal.
"Once more the Austrians will rule Europe!"
Golden "Geneva Suggestion" Spatulas: the ultimate sigma
@@le_meme_man8983 then we shall have peace
ISP in these victoria 2 games is always pure comedic genius.
*ChineseMusic.mp3 intensifies*
Do know what music he used?
@@LucasSantos-si4ndua-cam.com/video/XmBji07OtwA/v-deo.htmlsi=_4VwuWd47d-CmGTh
"Dear brothers,
we see you are violating Saxony, which you have sworn to protect. We, with grace, ask why you would upset the balance of power in Germany?
With regards, Austria"
"Dear Austrians,
I FUCKING NEEEEDDDD!
signed, Prussia."
This is how Bismark united Germany
Repeat of the Congress of Vienna lmao
If u watched the whole stream this is unironically the best Swimmy diplo game ever played. Uniting the whole of Europe against the “German Supremacy”
2:20 I love how Bo is absolutely shocked when everyone is looking at him and Golden weirdly when Golden just invaded a nation who had been neutral for centuries at this point.
Switzerland's last war was in 1815, and he says that in 1841.
For centuries? They became neutral after the Napoleonic War!
Me: *Reads Intro* Guess Austria is either Swimmy or Golden...
Also Me: Oh GOD France is Swimmy, Austria is Golden. Welp! Peace was never an option!
Haha death war go _brrrr_
They both woke up and chose violence!
Austria: *Breaks the neutrality of Switzerland.*
France: "So you have chosen, death?".
Meanwhile, Germany & Russia: "We were right about one thing. The negotiations were short.".
"General negotiations, you are shorter than i expected"
I wonder why Bo cut the video off before golden rage quit after getting mentally dominated by Swimmy.
Vicky is so much more fun to watch than hoi, like you can hear swimmy bitch at bo about things that are much funnier than bo screaming about Braun losing divisions
Never played Vicky, so I don't know what's going on most of the time.
@@NexusGaming857 it's just history bruh
@@hunterwotruba774
Same could be said about Hoi, but we both know it's more complicated than that.
@@NexusGaming857 You get used to it. Its much easier to understand a gameplay video than understand how to play it
Watch Swimmy's POV of this game. Bo hoed him in the edits
ISP coming in out of nowhere with that music was way too Fucking funny 2:57
5:05
"Wait why is China declaring war on France?"
*Chinese music starts playing*
ISP you comedy genius
I can just imagine a china ball just slowly creeping up to France while the music plays
I never thought I'd hear "I deserved that" coming from Swimmy's mouth regarding negative consequences to a boneheaded decision XD
I can’t believe ISP doesn’t upload his multiplayer Vic 2 content
I’ve been watching much more Vicky than HOI lately, and this just hits the right buttons. More Vicky!
8:04
"You don't even have a strategy. You're just doing random shit at this point."
I'm certain that's Swimmy with every bold plan he does as a major nation ever.
Chinese Music has stopped me from dieing to lack of brain cells because of swimmy and golden, thank you ISP
Swimmy offering Golden an alliance in the middle of a war is the most “never let em know your next move” thing I’ve seen
I love seeing ISP in these vids seems like he's having so much fun.
I feel like ISP brings a "chaotic crackhead" vibe into Vicky games
That's what he brings to any game
Everytime ISP has his "minilarp" moments like the *chiniease music* or the "German supremacy" I lose my shit laughing
I don't understand why swimmy is seen as in the wrong here. Like this is why you put someone in Italy in a mp Victoria 2 game. It's just stupid to allow Austria to take both Switzerland and northern Italy.
ua-cam.com/video/inAMgF15P0A/v-deo.html this video shows Swimmy's pov and the end of the game, and didn't try making swimmy look like an idiot as usual. In "the fuher bunker" video college said Bo edited his videos in his favor and referred to him as the snake of Denmark, who knew he was on to something
@@Yesunfortunately-r1xcould tell me the title of the video I don’t like pressing links in YT comments
@@guycrew3973 Victoria II swimmy pov ultimate edition: crashing the game no survivors
“Golden is Eren and I’m Mikasa…” - Bo
Well fuck, considering the end of the manga that doesn’t end well for either of you.
No! I don't want that!!
Tatacaw
Bo finding another man?
@@avakmar21hadio59 I want Germany to think about me for ten years at least
so goldens going to kill everyone and bo is going to behead him after making out with him?
I love how ISP is almost always just taking the piss.
Everyone will be trying to play the game of power and sneedage while he's just "hehe heroine go brrrrrr."
Read the blurb
"This sounds like either Golden, Swimmy, or Braun is involved."
Well what do you know...
same jajaja
The sudden Chinese music revealing ISP playing Qing was a masterful twist
I like how Braun having enough of Swimmy's shit and saying he's down for Three Emperors, is immediately followed by Swimmy offering Golden an alliance.
"Can we attack Swimmy?" I already know it's gonna be a good Episode
After several weeks of analyzing the footage Swimmy was in the right here
Swimmy offering Golden an alliance was a gigachad move y’all just wouldn’t understand
5:05, "China will grow larger."
-ISP
Unsurprisingly; the game just devolves into a clownfiesta of Swimmy v Golden: Who can lose harder. At this point Bo isn't even the main character in these videos; it's just Swimmy and Golden.
This is by far my favorite video on this channel. The Chinese music was the cherry on top.
wow cutting out the defeat, big balls
swimmy still made golden rage quit in the end, he won
2:57 This is the first thing that pops up when you search for Chinese music on UA-cam btw
For those searching
(ua-cam.com/video/XmBji07OtwA/v-deo.htmlsi=_4VwuWd47d-CmGTh)
No map game in existence can handle the undeniable, unmistakable, never before seen cataclysm that occurs when Golden and Swimmys big brain combines
Edit - Green line in Vicky go brrrrrr
Oh, so it's the game with long sino march through Siberia and Bo getting owned by Swimmy alliance (which he obviously didn't put in the video, ratkoen)
Swimmy won this btw
Golden: "I'll keep moving forward until my enemies are destroyed".
*Proceeds to lose against the baguette titan and has to call Bokasa.
"Honey?"
"What?"
"Where's my Saxony?"
"Whaaaaaat?"
"Where. Is. My. Saxony?!"
"Why do you need to know?"
"I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED"
Underrated comment.
First line replaced with "Austria?"
"I F*CKING NEEEEEEED!"
-Kaiser Bokoen
I love your vicky streams bo, always good fun
Im really looking forward to this games when vic 3 drops
Nah paradox is guaranteed to ruin Vicky 3
Let's just wait until the game is out to tell Paradox it flopped. At this point HoI5 is guaranteed to flop if tales are to believed.
@@the_tactician9858 What's the saying? Everytime paradox makes a game, the gods flip a coin?
isp was just vibing in this one, love it
ISP taking colonies from swimmy, ah..yes, a place in the sun (is a real casus belli thing),
The fact that ISP always hit the chinese music when he did something makes me so happy.
"Bo what are you doing with that dough?"
"I FUCKING KNEEEAAAAD"
5:11 Is peak comedy
5:05 definitely has to be one of the top 10 moments in the Bokoen1 Cinematic Universe 😂😂
Yes! More Vicky. Also, i understand swimmy and i love his chaotic nature towards everything
Love the vic 2 content, every time you upload it my genitals just light up like the sun.
I fucking love ISP in here, especially as China and just coming in with his intro music when he does some based or dumb shit
Before the video even started when I was reading the summary I guessed it was either Golden or Swimmy who was starting the drama. “Trying out unorthodox tactics”. “Being overly aggressive”. “Holding gurgles against other players and is willing to death war”. I wonder who it could be??? 🧐🧐🧐
could be dressel and golden they have dont this before
@@pko6596 yeah 100% tho I haven’t seen him play Vicy lately
@@mdtrw yeah i know and im glad
im not really a fan of dressel i dont find him entertaining
@@pko6596 he got too much anger and refuse to admit defeat/err.
Love the Vicki videos SO MUCH. So excited for Vic3 to come out for you guys to record it
More Victoria MP please. The memes are great in this game.
Swimmy is always the best character in any Vicky 2 video
Swimmy trying to ally Austria like Vegeta trying to switch to the good guys in DBZ.
As soon as I saw that Braun and Bo we’re Germany and Russia, I knew immediately that Swimmy and Golden had to be France and Austria, only two who would do a death war over the Swiss
accepting all of the heroin events as China is a very ISP thing to do
A French Austrian Death war? Last time i saw one of that a Tiny corsican Guy became a legend
That wasn't a death war though.
Why is it so fitting that isp is china, such a chaotic place
I FUCKING NEEEEEED...more Vicky2 content
Another great video Bo. Keep up the great work!!
Based ISP playing China
"I Fucking need" is my absolute favourite Bo quote. It just comes out of nowhere. He just stops talking out of nowhere. It's a perfectly cromulent imperialist answer to the question. It's unhinged as fuck. Love it
'Reads the first two lines of the description'
Me: Ok, which one is Swimmy?
Every vic 2 game with your group is like 2-4 players trolling and then immediately after everyone being like "You're smoking crack if you think we're going to play this game again."
*So Austria and France deathwar over Switzerland...*
"Oh, one is Swimmy, right? Wonder who else it i-"
*It's Swimmy and Golden.*
"...Naturally."
FINALLY VICTORIA 2! IVE BEEN REWATCHING THE SERIES EVERY FEW WEEKS
Eren and Mikasa is a good analogy for whenever Golden and Bo are on the same team
Ayy, Vicky content. Victoria 2 and Eu4 videos are the best on this channel
Just from reading the intro card, i knew either swimmy or golden were involved in this. Wasn't all that surprised when both of them were involved
5:13 song(s) ISP used
Golden being bailed out by Bo again, classic.
**invades swiss**
**gets hated by France and starts a death war**
*_great success_*
love victoria 2 being back best content of all time!
ratkoen strikes again
When I saw death war in the title I could almost smell it was Golden and Swimmy
tbh, Jake and/or Peef should have started defending Swimmy after the Bo went in on Swimmy a second time.
I was about to go to sleep but suddenly I saw the video and I must watch it
I'm confused as to why Bo supported Golden so hard this game? He had so much more to gain with a French or Russian alliance but chose the guy who wouldn't even let him form Germany?
5:56 - 6:10
AOT but Victoria II and Bokoen1 & his shenanigans
>swimmy france vs golden Austria over Switzerland
Oh this is gonna be fun
Austria: takes Switzerland
France: Have they told you who I am?
*proceeds to fall apart*
Love the fact that ISP was enjoying his heroin holiday in China.
I just imagine the Chinese embassy has a guy playing the strings in the corner and a man high on opium in a chair accross from the other ambassadors. Then the actual Chinese ambassador comes in and shoves him off the chair, sits down and says “I’ve accepted all the opium events so far.”
I just imagine Alexander II having a breakdown when the war treaty comes through as exactly what the losing side wanted
I think this has been my favourite Vicky video, thanks Bo
ive rewatch this like 100 times i still cant figure out what swimmy did
So ISP was basically that one guy in a public space that's smoking weed but you can't call him out on it cus he's a funny and chill guy when you talk to him
Let's gooo Vic 2 video again
ISP is such a meme.
Gotta say I am surprised you guys didn't immediately escalate things to a Great War considering how Golden and Swimmy had it out for each other this game. I guess you guys have learned from that time you all disappointed ISP by waging a massive war over some desert land in Africa.