What If Napoleon Won? - Victoria 2 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
- Victoria 2 MP in a nutshell
France too powerful
Mods:
Napoleons Legacy
Victoria Universalis
Intro: Victoria 2 soundtrack: Johans Waltz
Outro: Victoria 2 soundtrack: Johans Waltz
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Guide to players/ countries:
1st part: Bo - Denmark // Swimmy - Poland // Braun - East India Company(India ball) // Jake - Italy // Schaefer - Britain(Canada ball) // Peef - Portugal // ISP - Philippines
2nd part: Bo - Denmark // Jake - Wallacheca/Romania // Schäfer - Greece // Peef - Egypt // Swimmy - Krakow(Polish ball)
Dane absolutely demolished and mentally dominated by french point laugh
Just to clear things up, are we speaking about the good Napoleon or the LARPer Napoleon?
idk why you need a guide by this point i think we all recognize the iconic voices
Bokoen1 did 9/11
Bo your videos are great. Thanks for sharing with us.
Denmark and Austria: Having a naval battle that has barely 30 ships involved.
The British Navy: ominously sailing by with their 109 ships in a single stack.
More or less the status quo for the 19th century: no matter how many ships you have, the Royal Navy has more.
@@artofthepossible7329 maybe
It's not a maybe, it's a certainty.
@@PwnZombie that’s right. I remember reading somewhere, probably Wikipedia, that said during the 19th century France was second place in the amount of ironclads. They had about 50 ironclads. The British had 350.
@@PwnZombie well I am in a alternate universe in 554 so...
I remember when the Japanese general helped Napoleon at Waterloo thus helping Napoleon win the Napoleonic war
That was a good day
When the shogunate sent a few geishas to assassinate Duke of Wellington.
Yes when the Japanese caused the enemy to run from the battlefield in a shameful display
Someone to replace Grouchy
@@niallhiggins2342 imagine the conversacion
Napoleon:I am releaving you of Comand
Grouchy:ok Who is replacing me
Napoleon:the japanise general that arived month ago
Grouchy:but he doesnt even speak french
Bo: France is my ally, based
France: *invades Denmark*
Classic Napoleon
But Denmark doesn’t exist, so what are you talking about?
Surprised danish Pikachu
Spain: *First time?*
And here we see Denmark learning the first lesson of being one of Napoleon's allies. They can always be made better by being Napoleon's subjects.
"If I ban child Labour, I'll go bankrupt" - Swimmy, 2021
The Polish experience
@@Steve_the_Radroach The Jeff Bezos Experience
@@alexrofe2192 The Jeff Bezlos Experience lol
the younger you are the longer you will be able to work!
Chad
“You have racism.”
- Bokoen1 2021
"I diagnose you with racism"
@@gebdemedici Welcome to a new Episode of "Ask Dr Pig"
Terminally based.
@@RabbiHerschel when Dresden is bombed in 1815
“You are diagnosed with based”
You have stage three racism, there is no cure, you have two weeks left to live
Swimmy was preparing imaginary armies in his bunker for Poland’s great rise!
Honestly Swimmy's plan of just using rebels to get his cores back from Prussia was pretty smart
@@GreMnMlin It was smart indeed, but how the hell are you gonna get "Polish" rebels in core Germanic territory like that?
@@boxcarz Masuria was evenly split
@@boxcarz well that is a long story but this region is partly polish core
"Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewicz's assault will bring it under control."
"Moj lider... Grzegorz..."
"Grzegorz couldn't mobilize enough men."
0:37 "How is the Danish Fleet non-existent?!"
The ghost of Admiral Horatio Nelson: *grins menacingly*
Is the ghost of navigator
lets burn it down a 3rd time
So they went to Copenhagen, and blew some stuff up.
ISP asking "Please don't Colonize me" as the Philippines is the Funniest Thing Ever. If only it was that easy irl...
"Phoenix of Poland" sounds like a WWII movie about the Polish divisions that escaped the initial invasion and just kinda kept fighting.
I'd watch that.
Hubal from 1973 is literally that
Literally happened irl
@@MyName-lq7rv Wojtek got one though
The question is not "If Napoleon Won?", but "If Napoleon Two?"
Napoleon 2: Electric Bogaloo
@@grandstrategos1144 Napoleon 3: Castrated by Bismark Troogaloo
@@thefrenchareharlequins2743 to be fair, by that point in his life Napoleon III was essentially begging for death. Him dying before the war would've made him the happiest Napoleon III ever.
"What If Napoleon won WW1?" HOI4 mods in a nutshell
ISP roleplaying as the Philippines is disturbingly accurate and funny at the same time
As a Filipino, seeing ISP play my country is super based
ULTRA BASED.
I know right XD
Yeah same here lols
MEGA BASED
very based
I love how Swimmy was playing Krakow lmao, I don't think anyone has played Krakow in Vic2
On the contrary, people have done world conquests as it.
It's my favourite you've got your work cut out for you forming the PLC
Dog. Krakow is very popular as a tag to transition to playing as Poland/Commonwealth with. Loads of people have played it. It’s recommended often.
@@ihaveadream3321 use the crisis mechanics
@@ihaveadream3321 Definitely seen a documented Greek world conquest.
France taking Holstein is actually good though, you keep the core and now in the future you can use that core to take the whole province of Holstein for free rather than just have the single state
That requires beating the French.
2:05 Is that a reference to when Bo said the Danish cultural food is bread?
I thought their cultural food was bottom quality beef.
Thought Danish cultural food was Butter Cookies.
There is no food in Denmark, I ate all of it.
I though Danish food was plastic?
easy, baguettes and cigarettes for everyone, that’s what would’ve happened
Yeah i remember when Japan had 45% Warscore in the Napoleonic wars
hey, I think that's my version of Nappys legacy that they're playing! it's nice to see people playing it, but I stopped working on it because of incredible difficulties regarding literacy. Seriously, just look at dutch literacy. They're literally like sub 10% literacy and I just gave up. hopefully there's no CTD's
I'll definitely work on the mod when V3 comes out
Ah! Another famous Swimmy line 5:16
Oh man… I surely love “Danish Trafalgar”
The might Danish navy made out of 2 Lego bricks.
As the emperor of the French, King of the Romans and king of Italy,
I decree this Danish man Bo with the title of Prince protector of schleswig Holstein and king of Denmark-Norway and iceland and Greenland and an honorary Prince elector of the Confederation of the Rhine, godspeed to you from yours truly Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte the first-
Just give him the title Arch-Duke bruh
"you have racism"
well that's certainly good to know
ISP as the PH: "Plz don't colonize me"
Philippines: Gets colonized 3 times (4 if you count the Bri'ish)
Spain even thought they are a puppet for napoleon: After all why not?
Why shouldn’t i colonise them
The USA lost the war of 1812 in real history. It’s just in this mod they lost harder.
For those who don’t believe me look it up, the only territory to change hands was Canada got the nicer Niagara Fall:
Also the just straight US failed to invade Canada.
They even held Detroit at one point. I think someone on the British side channeled Nostradamus and said "Hand it back, you'll regret it in the long run if you don't."
US also beat the British in Louisiana to be fair
We won the peace deal but ya the war itself didn't go that well
@@user-iv2ul3yh6g After the peace was already signed. HA!
The territory didn’t “change hands.” The British and Americans had captured each other’s fort during the war. They were traded back to either side, as was the status quo antebellum. Additionally, while the US ultimately failed in Canada, they won in Florida against both the Spanish and British, effectively eliminating Spanish influence there. However, the failure in Canada led to America abandoning the idea of integrating Canada. The only real losers of the war were the native indians.
Alright hear me out, a multiplayer grand campaign ck3-hoi4
I'd love to see a crash counter in the top right
ISP as the Philippines: "Plz no colonize me"
haha that isn't how this game is played
I love Philippine ISP
Spain even though their are still controlled: After all why not
Why i shouldn’t colonise the Philippines
Man, that was exactly how it happened irl...
@@Skulldude-yj9kg what?
@@laudeinvicta7113 did u even read history
The country has been colonised 3 times
Additional 1 for the British
I'm happy that the Philippines is getting some form of love on this channel
I hope Bo doesnt feel stuck making videos on Paradox games. We will support him with any content he wants to make
I'd watch the shit out of another Squad video.
Those Lego star wars vidéos are good too
god i would love more star wars empire at war
>Denmark is OP
Bo: "Right. Best mod. 10/10 never going back to vanilla/HPM Victoria 2 again"
*If i ban child labor im going bankrupt*
- factory Bosses on the industrial revolution explaining why labor laws shouldnt exist
Im Filipino and one, SEA was known to be full of pirates. Literally every famous person pre-colonial times was once a pirate so it makes sense that you pay shipbuilders with rum lol.
Also while we dont have a Capt. Philippines, we do have this superhero thats basically translated as rubberman (lastikman) and he is like a mix of green lantern and spiderman. He just transforms to whatever shit he imagines in rubber form. We also have one dude with a barbel who is basically a really strong weightlifter and all he does is lift shit.
The secret to Napoleons victory of Austerlitz was his masterful deployment of his allied Samurai.
Hope for the continuation of the VU session. I want to see Poland rise from the ash
They all died to Prussia and they stopped playing the campaign
ISP: "All I think that's different is America lost the War of 1812"
Me: "So just like they did historically then?"
"Please no one colonize me"
- IRL Philippines for the Nth time
The Danish getting typhoid in the Filipino jungle pog
The french A.i. just clapped bo like he was nothing.
Yes!
Just noticed in the battle plan "Cultural Capital of the World" in Warsawa lmao
I’m so glad to see my country’s flag there it’s so blessed thank you BO
Golden: Pls don't colonize me
Every Filipino: Relatable...
I've been waiting so long for you guys to play the mod, YES!!
Peef: "Wise, Kai? Why!?"
Braun: "Calm down, I've got a guy."
Peef: "What's his name?"
Bo: *Total chaos noises, because he played as Denmark*.
Great video, as usual Bo, but are we going to talk about why ISP is playing the Philippines?
We would never steal your Danish Rum Bo, we already drink San Miguel here
What Bo should've done is lure the French onto that island, but with some troops there to make it a defensive battle, and then send in the rest of your troops to reinforce the defense. Put your navy back so they can't retreat back to mainland Europe and keep a brigade on Copenhagen so they can't retreat there either so they get stack wiped. This would work even better if he had a max level fort + max level defensive military tech which I'm not entirely sure if he had
Love it
Bo gets a new danish country ball he’s feeling confident then he gets fisted by France
They just missed a chance to call “The Phoenix Of Poland” The P.P
America lost the war of 1812 irl too
I’d love to see these lads play Diplomacy
I love how much Victoria 2 there's been lately
D E N M A R K S T O N K
Romania has fought 84 defensive wars throughout history. The only next door neighbour not to invade them is the bloody Black Sea!
Actually with rising sea levels that isn't true
i remebmer when wellington famously said "Tojos presence on the battlefield was worth forty thousand men”.
2:16 Woahwoah hold on lets not call it stealing rather we can call it involuntary charity ? See sounds better right
"The Phoenix of Poland"
- Swimmy 2021
Bo: I will defend Danmark we can win
France: HAUBITZEN!
Swimmy is sitting in his bunker moving around divisions on his map that no longer exist
Seeing isp play as the philipines make me happy
6:24 gonna need some of that Swedish steel.
"Oh boi, I love be in a french alliance, nothing bad will happen to me"
Denmark before getting the french version of the sudetelan
Bo be like: I'll have Vicky vid up in like 4 hours
Puts it up 24 hours later like a boss
Not sure why but the victoria series is the funnest to watch for me !
Looks like we can add this one to the Swimmy best quotes list!
Yessss!!!! ISP is playing my country 🇵🇭🇵🇭
nice.......alsoooo
ISP AS THE PHILIPPINES YESS !
THE PHILIPPINES IS FEATURED IN A VIDEO YEEE
I would love an entire swimmy highlight video
0:44 WHOAH YOU BROKE THE RULES. How can you say a player name in the captions after all this time? Smhing my head at you Bo
Swimmy was just delusional on the last game lmao
Swimmy just can't stop having extremist slips, now can he?
Let’s go!!!
Even if you are allied to france, you aren't actually allied to france
Nice
Kaiserreich but it's victoria 2.
I'm just glad Bo mentioned the Philippines
Ey bro we are in the same timezone. Being up this late ain't good for ya
Does a Napoleonic world still suffer from a lack of the most vital resource known to mankind... iron?
Spelling is perfect :)
Bokoen Francophile arc
BO YES YES YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEED MORE IM FEENIN FOR ANOTHER HIT OF VICTORIA 2
I can confirm captain Philippines exist and rides on a magic Filipino jeep instead of a dinghy
Equestria at war!
Swimmy had no idea how much of a meme "Phoenix of Poland" is in Poland irl
Czy aby na pewno
I always forget my ancestors fought alongside Napoleons men
A rare Philippines in the wild, love ISP for doing that. Funny, sad yet true on a lot of the comments. Except food, starvation maybe but we have the best food ISP even if we stole some of it from the spanish!
Ah yes, Danish Trafalgar. Also known as the time the Danish navy destroyed the entire Austrian fleet in the straits of Dover. Based
Ah yes to no go to war with them
Наконец-то Датский Kachanov выпустил видос, пойду затарюсь хлебом и прочим
Alternate History Idea: what if Bo wasn't as short as Napoleon?
he was defenetly AVAREGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME
Keep up the great work boeken love your content
Captain Philippines? You mean our hometown hero Captain Barbell?
Probably spelt it wrong but yes, we have a comic book superhero named Captain Barbell.
0:22 But The US lost the war of 1812 in real life
I think they're referring to changes in territories in America, because in real life the war ended in Status Quo
I dont know anything about how to play vicky 2 but somehow its my favriote to watch
This is the first time I see people play philippines
Krakow with the phase one and two...hahaha
You Are basically the closest paradox can get to dream and I love you
It was such a healthy content Bo! TY
I love vic II can't wait for vic III