"WHERE'S THE MONEY" IS.........THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE OMG |BAD MOVIES & A BEAT| KennieJD
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as a black person, i am so tired of people using racism as a "funny" plot in these lame a** movies. poc have experiences that extend beyond racism and the need to please whites. please, im so done...this plot is tired and so am i-
the only time ive ever fouund it funny is if its right before poetic justice to the racist is served. and even then it doesnt always work.
The thing that makes me mad is that this premise, a poor black kid from LA infiltrating the epitome of privilege to steal/scam them to save his family could have been a great drama with interesting commentary on PWI’s, gentrification, exclusion etc. Instead we got this 😐
And what makes it worse is is black ppl perpetuating it I’m over it too
Imagine if the holocaust was taken this casually
Totally agree. I'm so sick of it
outright racism has been his “comedic style” since vine. i think that man truly has a race play fetish
Fr, I was around 19 when he got started on Vine and even back then I never found him funny. It amazes me that in all this time, his "comedy" style never grew. He keeps making the same jokes for over a decade now and still doesn't get tired. I remember what one comedian said. There is actually comedy and then their is Internet humor. And boy does it show
he is a walking minstrel show for white people and self hating black people
That he relies (relied?) on what he did on Vine at this point of his career is concerning... And very telling.
@@thecavalieryouth It really does, others from Vine have grown and have switched content but he is still using Vine humor 😒. Very telling indeed
"I'm not looking for a father figure, but I am looking for a daddy." - Kennie J.D., 2022
Me too babe 😂
I mean method man is handsome haha
Kennie you should get that line trademarked. I feel like Method is a sexy uncle compared to a father.
Truly one of the great minds of our generation.
Lol beat me to it, that was my number one thought throughout the video XD
Once I saw "King Bach" and "Logan Paul", I immediately thought, "Okay, how racist is it?"
😭fr
Is king Bach racist?
@@isthatacatinyourpocket2548 you heard her summary??
@@HopeeInk no I’m asking if he has a racist past
@@isthatacatinyourpocket2548 when has he not been? his whole comedic career is based off racial stereotypes lol
We need a new series on your channel called Bad Movies and a Beatdown. The series on your channel where you talk about a bad movie while beating the shit out of the creators of the project
I'm here for it
I want this funded✨
I would definitely watch this. Where do I sign?
That one hype nation movie for starters pls.
No but wait! You're onto something!
We need to host an intervention, a prayer circle, maybe throw in a lil exorcism for Kennie and the squishmallows. 🙏
I'll be there lmao
🙏🏼
We can make s'mores...
if we dont her house is gonna look numbuh 3's room from kids next door
*(throws that ass in a prayer circle 4 da gworl Kennie)* AMENT. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Side note: Kennie’s natural hair is ✨gorgeous✨
Right? That Afro puff is sending me!!!
RIGHT
It’s so gorgeous and looks so healthy too
Right!!!!
Dude I literally just commented on how radiant she looks here, doesn't her completion look fantastic?! Maybe we should hit her up for that salad smoothie recipe she was drinking, cuz whatever she's doing lately is really working for her🙌
No way in hell someone thought this was worth making into a movie 💀
@our hero Silence bot 🤖
this movie shouldve stayed an email
-Kennie JD
maybe it wasn't worth making into a movie but it was worth making into a tax write off/small time money laundering scheme (because really, how big could the budget have been?). Thats the only way I can rationalize this movie existing.
Adam Sandler does it all the time 🙃🙃🙃😂😂😂
@@elleofhearts8471 like ong tho, how do these people get sponsors to fund their shit
The fact that he said “no” to be called a slave truly surprised me based on… all of it
King Bach is literally Kevin Hart if he was a failure.
LMAOOO ACCURATE
Except Kevin Hart is rarely the only Black person in his films. That's King Bach's mistake. Neither black or white audiences want to see that shit.
And Kevin Hart isn't even that funny anymore 😭
Kevin hart is a failure.
Wow this is actually an interesting premise. It really should have been a good film.
Also Terry Crews has five kids. That is why he takes any role. Kids are expensive.
4 girls and a boy. & 1 grandchild.
I think his kids are grown now tho. I remember when he had his reality show on BET some years ago. So they’re definitely grown by now.
Loll
it really was an interesting premise. and they had to throw in a dead body hot tub full of vomit right in the middle of it.
I took his order at this place called the melt in glendale los angeles and the guy was huge in stature and height but soft spoken. Such a surreal moment.
Sad part is there is a LOT to be said about how awful frat culture is, especially with racism & misogyny. We NEED a movie that just rakes that shit across the coals, not just biting satire but ravenous satire.
This movie, however, this ain't it. Then again, it's a movie that costars professional douche-nugged L*g*n P***. Insight & intelligence have no place where he's involved.
Actually there’s a pretty good book called Frat Girl about this girl who’s doing a research project on toxic misogynistic frat culture, and goes undercover as a sorority girl. She comes at it in a very condescending way and slowly learns along the way that while culture needs to change, people can actually change. It was pretty interesting to read. Pretty wholesome at some points.
Kennie: "🎶 You won't break my soul 🎶"
This movie: "Bet."
This movie: watch this ✌🏿😎✌🏿
This was a clever comedy.
Oh god, if this is already the breaking point, imagine what Shane Dawson's movies will do to you
That's what this is reminding me of. It's that bad.
Ill bet the "fred" movie will kill her lol
No one cares about Shane Dawson. Stop bringing him up. His r*cist arse is too irrelevant to be considered on a blk owned channel
Hé… he- HHE MADE A MOVIE?? WHO ON GODS EARTH LET HIM DO THAT OH HELL NAH
@@Cepheus.Ohayon He made 3 if I remember correctly
This has probably been said already but I was NOT prepared to hear Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide say the n word in my black ass face like that!!!
I was watching the Kennie archives and my black ass was too stunned to speak🫢... I was JUST listening to his music before this too🫠
If the cast wasn't already upsetting, NED FROM NED'S DECLASSIFIED??!! Rent had to be due for everyone or something
Edit: This has to be the fastest way to never get another role again
ned may have survived middle school, but no one can survive real life
After the reboot was cancelled, he must have been really desperate lmao
@@chiccaluminosa there was gonna be a reboot???
Same thing I said, Not Ned. The actor who plays Ned. Devon is actually really nice and a laid back person. It sucks that thanks to how Hollywood is, he had to be in this trash movie and play a racist character. I bet he hated to say the N word but the makers of the movie forced him to 😒
@@jacquelinelugo5518 I just know he feel guilty
You’re telling me he cleaned the whole house with a toothbrush and didn’t look for the money then? The movie lost me right there.
No actually, Kennie mispronouncing King “Batch”’s name throughout was the best insult.
I think for me the wildest part of this was hearing Kennie describe Retta as “the black woman from Good Girls” and NOT “Donna from Parks and Rec”
I guess this is one of those “there’s two kinds of people” moments.
my thoughts exactly!!
3: the people who haven't watched either of those, aka me lol
i am your type of people for thinking the same thing
@@SunneyDae lol same
@@SunneyDae 4: those who watch and think of both when they see her
👀 Is it just me or does the way she explain the movie actually make it sound funnier than I'm sure it is reality? I enjoyed hearing the plot and the jokes from her.
I was just thinking "this doesn't sound that bad" but it's probably her telling of it
@@eknova right!! I was laughing!
So I was doing my skincare listening to this and when you said “so they put on their hoods” I physically flinched and accidentally squirted serum into my eyeball. And it occurred to me that I would rather lose an eye than having to actually watch this garbage. You’re a trooper Kennie.
kennie: “this movie is atrocious”
me: i don’t think it’ll be that bad i think i’ve seen worse
*listens to kennie talk about the movie*
me:……….WHAT THE FU-😭😭😭
not only did they get neds declassifed, they got kat graham and josh brenner who voiced donnie and april in the rise of the ninja turtles. also im pretty sure i saw the actor who played gibby from icarly in the background of one scene.
someone on this movie has some dirt on someone at nickelodeon istg
Money laundering~ also they need a check
gibby makes sense. he’s an alt right trump supporter now
@@AATCgal omg😪 how disappointing
@@AATCgalGIBBY NOOOOO
I feel as tho, when POC make light of their own communities it can be funny. But when you have other people trying to make racists jokes and they are clearly in a power dynamic, that’s when things don’t really fly.
I like how the dad calls him and says the money is in this house.. but doesn't say where in the house it is.. 🙄
I was thinking the exact same, my first thought was okay but there is a guard. Then I realized that it’s 2am and that my brain stopped functioning. That dude told him about the money in the first place in front of that guard so he could easily sneak in this information too. 🤦🏾♀️
You could get Terry Crews in your church play as long as you give him money. He's like a black Nicholas Cage.
just saw "logan paul" and "king bach" in the content warnings and i already know this is gonna be some peak nonsense,
“I have an announcement!”
Other UA-camrs: New merch drop, link in bio!!!
Kennie J.D: I have a new squishmallow. He is an avocado.
KD please watch a movie called All that we destroy. It’s a Hulu original about a mom creating clone girlfriends for her psychotic son can repeatedly murder her. The acting is awful but me and my old friend watched it 3 times just laughing
What the hell it sounds like one hell of a crazy movie😭 now I NEED a review on it!!
What the fck did I just read???
omg you have to send her a summary on Twitter dude!
I just finished watching the trailer, and I can’t find any redeeming qualities to make me want to watch it 😂
Would love to hear Kennie’s thoughts on it tho!
Lol wat the hell
At least they was able to find someone that can actually do Bonnie's hair correctly and not the Vamp Diary wigs
The second I heard the names King Bach, Terry Crews and Logan Paul I knew this movie was gonna win awards
For Bad Movies
The fact that this absolute terror of a project got greenlit is proof that anyone could make a movie at this point...I question the individuals who funded this too 😭
Kennie please watch The Mermaid (2016).
The official tagline: “Half Fish, Half Human, 100% Assassin”
My favorite terrible movie. It’s a Chinese movie, the highest grossing Chinese film at the time. A mermaid is sent to seduce and kill a developer threatening the lives of mermaids, but she falls in love with him and we get to see some amazingly bad cgi and a lot of wild stuff. I’d suggest watching it with friends. I have no idea how much of its crappiness was intentional or genuine, but its a good time either way.
Omfg I totally forgot I watched that movie
“I’m not looking for a father figure… but I am looking for a daddy.”
Same here girl
I'm so confused with this movie's genre. The community gym being a money laundering place sounds like a movie in itself. A poc addressing "subconscious" racism in hazing and fraternities is a whole other story. Then they make it a kids movie with the shit toothbrush "humor". What's going on 😭
when Ned screamed what he scromed, I scromted so loudly! what the heck is this movie!? 😭
What do they have on Bonnie, Ned, and Method Man??😭😭 WHAT DIRT DO THEY HAVE ON THEM? I NEED TO KNOW.
The lights, water, and electricity must have been off for every last actor in this movie. Eviction notice was ON THE DOOR.
IG Comedy and Logan Paul should be the only 🚩 we need 🤣😭
they did NOT drag retta into this trainwreck. i hope my girl got the bag
The pure joy when you introduce a new squishmallow might be one of my new favorite parts of the channel!
this has been King Batchs style of comedy since vine and it has literally never been funny.
Free my gorgeous gorgeous girls from the shackles of bad movie roles/roles where they treat them like poo.
The worse the movie is, the wilder the disclaimers 😭 I love your hair tho!
Kennie: "Guess who opens the frat house door?"
Me: Zac Efron
Kennie: "Logan Paul"
Me: Oh
I’d love it if it was Zac, lemme tell ya
@@selenesspoilers6006 zac does not deserve to have his name dragged through the dirt with this shit 💀
@@__L__837 that’s true! But he would play a really good fraternity dude. (Maybe in a future good movie)
@@selenesspoilers6006 He did, OP was referencing Neighbors
@@djmarz7123 oh! Didn’t know that, thanks!
You think this is bad girl there's a movie call The Watermelon Heist and its as bad as it sounds. Can I just say I have been loving your natural hairstyles like chef kiss. Okay, let's get into the debauchery😏
The watermelon hei.... ☠️☠️☠️☠️
“I am not looking for a father figure, but I am looking for a daddy” 😂 has me crying… but when it comes to Larenz Tate… same
Thing is, Method Man did do "How High" which in of itself is an early aughts stoner comedy based on the hear me out premise of "what if Method Man and Redman summon their dead friend's ghost by smoking his ashes and grift their way into Harvard." I gotta guess someone from this movie was a fan of How High and wanted him for this, otherwise I have no clue what the fuck they got on him to do this.
how high is so funny and nostalgic 😭
OOf, Kennie, every time I see a full body shot of you I realize this is how I’ve always envisioned goddesses, you look glooooorious, my 5’2 height could never
So they really just leave it up in the air whether there's a dead body still in the hot tub or not, huh. I could feel the anger, the hopelessness in the delivery--Kennie reciting the plot is showcasing better acting than the 'casually buying r00fies' scene.
this plot has been done before, even the point of bach trying to disguised himself to get into the house and being turned away is ripped straight from a martin lawrence movie, blue streak
Is that Bonnie from TVD?!?! Kat Graham babes do you need to pay your bills this desperately🙃? I'll give you a loan sis
The fact that Logan is on Twitter trying to say that Jordan Peele missed with “Nope” while this is what he’s associated with….lol
This plot reminds me slightly of the Martin Lawrence movie 'Blue Streak'. He's a theif who hides a dimond in a building that is undergoing construction before he gets caught and arrested, then finds out that the building was turned into a police station so he pretends to be a cop when he gets out of prison to find it.
I honestly think Terry is just taking whatever work he can get bc sometimes he really likes to put his foot in his mouth
The irony of Terry Crews consistently taking these roles 🤨
This movie looks like it would have been shown to prisoners at Guantanamo Bay😭
I’m almost ashamed to admit that they had something there with the concept of the abandoned house being turned into a frat house, in the right hands this could’ve been either a drama or deeply cutting satire with commentary on gentrification and the myth of a post racial society but instead it became….this.
“Maybe this is because I’m not familiar with King Bach’s style of comedy, but oh, it relies heavily on racial comedy”
Oh, so just Vine then.
Thank you for the TW at the beginning of videos. It is much easier for me, and I feel like you really care about your viewers
someone said it in a comment so i’m just gonna straight up suggest it, kennie you need to watch shane dawson’s movie “not cool”. it’s so bad and has the same feeling of being made by a 12 year old.
have you watched Nick Diramios video where he watches the making of "not cool"? It's hilarious and really shows what an egotistical shitshow Shane has always been
Is it me or Kenny's hair is just so pretty 🤩😍
@Erere Ovedje● Its just you..jk! It is absolutely gorgeous!! 💅🏻♥
terry crews is a full-on "trash panda" so his involvement in this is absolutely no surprise...
honestly two seconds after i typed this you said "uncle terry" and i scremt 😭
I got second-hand cringe just watching this video. I don't know how you made it through this Kennie! You're doing the lords work.
I want to know who the target demographic for this movie was. “Where’s the Money” isn’t as bad as other movies that fuck up racial comedy, but it’s so damn unfunny that I have to know who they were trying to sell this to. There is something about this type of comedy feels like minstrelsy… Minstrelsy stars white minstrels but main actor isn’t white so that makes it okay. It’s okay for white people to laugh because it’s black folks making fun of black folks… I don’t know man. This movie could have been funny but it wasn’t. It was just unfunny and nasty for no reason.
Well the clan-hood joke sounds like it could have been kind of funny in a very very dark way. Of course that all depends on delivery, which I’m sure they absolutely failed at
If the uncle broke out of jail couldn't they just call the cops to get him locked back up? Also if it's a fraternity wouldn't it be easier to wait until they throw their next party and while the house is full and people are distracted they could go easily walk-in, search the house, and grab the money?
King bach is the absolute worst thing to come out of vine. I would say I don’t know how he made it so far, but that would be a lie 😂
When you said "We have another member to the squishmallow family" I gasped with delight ~
‘Other people should that should have other things to do who have to do with racism’ I’m screaming
Your ability to watch bad comedies is unprecedented. Most good bad movie enthusiasts stick to action, thriller, sci-fi, or horror (OR romantic dramas), because bad comedies are usually just miserable.
It’s sad because I think that this movie actually great potential to actually be quite funny, and maybe even become a cult classic. You have TERRY CREWS in it for Pete’s sake!!!
Just saved $100 on ThredUp--watching these movie reviews have finally paid off. Thanks for the promo code, love!
Thank god a Kennie JD video, my dysphoria is cured.
I feel like I’ve collectively sighed for all of us at least 200 times watching this video
if i looked the way Kennie looks without makeup you couldn't catch me wearing it. ridiculous how flawless your skin is
After watching this, Kennie *deserves* those Squishmellows she's going to buy with this video revenue.
Edit: also, that eyebrow though ❤️
I saw this movie when it first came out and I think this is what made me realize just how unfunny King Bash is... I am a little mad that Kennie made re remember this movie exist
I don't typically comment but I just had to display my appreciation for putting yourself through watching this piece of shit for my enjoyment. Because, yes... I can see the light leaving your eyes after the clips. I love your videos and you're so damn gorgeous girl!!!
"I wouldn't speak of my p***y like that" LMAO
The only thing I like about this movie is that there was a cute dumbo rat in it. I hope they paid him well with treats
I laughed my ass off when I saw the sponsor, because whenever I watch BMAB I scroll through the thred up app with kennie playing in the background
I have to get back to work but I can't wait to suffer through this absolute disaster with you later Kennie 😭👋🏿💗💗💗
cool pfp, is it a peacock butterfly?
@@genericspectator3094 sorry for the late reply but yeah it is a peacock butterfly! I drew/ colored l colored it with oil & chalk pastels back in high school. The full thing is actually a pretty big piece, i just zoomed in for the pfp 😅
Completely unrelated, but the free (unbound? non-pinappled??) natural hair on ad roll Kennie was *GIVING* !!! 😍
18:51 I'll expose myself and say this genuinely got a laugh out of me. The dread I felt leading up to it tho lmao woo boi
Edit: ALSO POOR NED??? WHAT KIND OF BLACKMAIL THEY HAD
Can we talk about how Kennie‘s hair is literally always on point?!
halfway though the video i remembered that i had actually watched this movie when it first released on netflix and i think theres a reason my brain erased that memory
Girl I felt like I lost braincells just watching this recap I can't imagine actually watching it
3 of the five W's: What, Why, and How did this shit get made? You worked a miracle explaining this garbage. Thanks.
"I'm not looking for a father figure, but I'm looking for a daddy" ok, Kennie!😂😂😂😂
You need to grace us with your natural hair more often 'cause it looks GOOD! And I loved seeing all of you in the cute outfits. The bodycon with the ruffles is so cute! And I remember this movie being on on Bounce, but I just remember Kat and it being boring.
Also, I hate that it's the minstrels that always get their "art" shown!
This was painfully unaware but shrouded in the illusion of "funny". Thats how you know when someone isn't a good writer/storyteller.
The last dress was GIVING hunny!!! 😍
6:20 in and I immediately remember this movie. My father and I watched it together while drunk. Omg it’s sooooooo bad. Oh god no. Kennie…my condolences for this awful piece of cinema.
I am living for your squishmallow era, I need Pikachu too 😍
When people talked about well done jokes on sensitive subjects, I still think about the acclaimed insult comedian, Lisa Lampanelli. Who decided to quit comedy when she started to notice how people taken her jokes too seriously. Which she said took away her joy of performing. This coincide with Trump election campaign, so its not a surprise. I respect her and her decision a lot. Unlike Ricky Gervais, Jerry Seinfeld and Dave Chapelle who kept doing the same hurtful routine and then whine when they got criticised.
this is genuinely the best part of my saturday
Your natural hair is so gorgeous, I'd love a hair routine or how you install your wigs.
Seeing your body shape and how beautiful you look in those outfits make me feel so validated and good in my own skin, thank you for sharing and being brave with us
Oooooh we love a thredup sponsor! I always love seeing what people get, you look so cute in everything. Also your hair looks great 😘
Oh yeah the guy from the hood infiltrates a lily white suburban fraternity. High jinks and shenanigans will ensue🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️ it kind of remind me of that movie Martin Lawrence was in where he had to infiltrate a brand new built police station to try to get a stash that they had hit in the construction site when the police station was under construction. Blue Streak is the name of the movie I believe.
Watched the entire ad roll because 1) We support the pursuit of the bag 2) SEEING HER NATURAL HAIR 🤩