TUBI's "DETROIT DREAMS" IS A NIGHTMARE | BAD MOVIES & A BEAT| KennieJD
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Intro to Tubi and Detroit Dreams 3:10
Movie Breakdown 6:55
Final Thoughts 27:58
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These are the movie equivalents of that PSA where the girl doesn’t put her seatbelt on and flies out the windshield.
this is the best description of this movie I've ever heard
we told her to buckle upp
Thanks for reminding me of that
nice, one of my favorite animators watches one of my favorite movie reviewers
This was a yt creator crossover I didn’t know I needed, but I’m extremely happy now that it’s happened ☺️
nothing could have prepared me for the production company *literally* being called Liteskin Films
😭💀
I had to go back to check because I was only listening and thought my comprehension was failing me 😣
I need tp sit down for this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I am laughing so hard I snorted
Nooo! 😭
I literally said “NO” cuz there’s just no way😭😭
But “Detriot” almost sounds like a Greek hero’s name. “Detriotus incurred the wrath of Apollo when he invented Detroit style rap and refused to stay within the confines of rhythm and beat. Apollo then cursed Detriotus and other Detroit rappers to make their music in the obscurity of the Michigan music scene. Never to be heard by others outside of the accursed land of Michigan.”
why does this actually sound like a greek myth goddammit you're a genius
This is 100% possible within Percy Jackson canon
@@fictthecreator7083 Rick Riordan better run me a check.
THANK YOU
I was having a shitty day and this made me laugh so hard, best thing I read this week
Someone make this into a musical or a movie lmaoooo
If you're 28, and you've been in the business for about a year, and they give you a lifetime achievement award, RUN.
What
@@annar220 Don't ask questions. JUST RUN.
why 👀
As a 20 year old woman who's job now (my second job ever) is a server/waitress all concur..... RUN LIKE HELL
Why
You can see the mom holding her skirt down as she runs past the camera and you just know that the had a take where it flew up and they got a panty shot. Instead of just putting her in a different skirt or filming the run from a different angle, they have her holding down her skirt as she runs to cry over the shot body of her baby daddy. I snorted.
I thought I was the only one who noticed this!🤣
I peeped that and found it hilarious😅
The fact that they misspelled "Detroit" in the title card is the funniest thing to me. Like, it's in big, blocky letters. You telling me that you couldn't catch the typo with that level of assistance???
And in what's presumably the most important piece of text in the whole movie???
The pure joy I feel when Kennie is subjected to Detroit hood nonsense 😭
Detriot*
Especially as a Detroiter😂
*Detriot
As a fellow Michigander I saw Detroit in the title and I instantly went like “say less” 😂
As a fellow Michigander I went oh no here we go again lol
Ditto
Same 😂
Finally, another Detroiter talkin about how bad Detroit rap can be, but we make good house & techno music I’ll give us that
💯💯💯💯😮💨
True true
Also Motown!
Yall got some good rap shot tho.
Danny Brown, Boldy James, Royce Da 5'9. Yall got hitters
Facts! Lol
I guess fake crying is harder than everybody thinks. Because that's where a lot of people pinpoint a bad actor. If they do a terrible job at trying to cry or show grief.
Bai Lu is my favourite crying actress. Is it weird to have a favourite crying actress? 🤣
@@celinahatton2653 Nah. I have a favorite laughing actor. Granted it's a voice actor so that's pretty important but still.
I never thought fake crying was hard since I could do it just fine, on command to. Know anger is another story…..and I’m not an actor, I was just a naughty kid.
@@anti_fragile I need to know who your favourite laughing voice actor is
@@celinahatton2653 same
I cannot comprehend that tubi has Coraline and then movies like THIS on the same platform
They just sprinkled Coraline on there too! No promotion or anything just BOOM Coraline and other garbage
They've got to keep you on your toes
@@cam4636 🤣 I swear. It's toss up everytime.
Its got Hitchcock's work, Iconic Western Horror films, Musicals, Old & new N. American & European shows, Cult Classics, Latin telenovelas, African-American films, African films, a few C-Drama, T-Drama, K-Drama, J-Drama, BOLLYWOOD films/shows + so much more Random stuff on TUBI's selections.
And then random independent films like this...
Its honestly impressive.
They value diversity and I love them for it
"Through the eyes of Detroit, it's time to be felt."
Yes... because eyes are used to feel.
That whole introduction read like it'd been through an online translator a few different times
“It’s time to be seen” would’ve been such an easy fix.
I can tell you from my first attempts at applying mascara that eyeballs can very much feel things
THEY CANNOT BE SERIOUS "LITESKIN FILMS"?!! 😭😭
I always giggle at the beginning when one of the disclaimer is Tubi
Have you ever thought of doing a “Good Movies and a Glam” for the Korean sapphic/lesbian thriller ‘The Handmaiden’? I feel like not a lot of people talk about it when it comes to Korean cinema.
Definitely a good movie. Park Chan Wook also directed the Vengence Trilogy.
Slum Village is the only Detroit rap I vibe with.
it was so sexualised compared to the book... you can truly feel it was made by a man lol
yea!!😍
@@MegaChadAnakin Agreed! I kinda prefer the direct BBC book adaptation over this film.
Hey y'all got places where I find "The handmaiden" I can't find it
Pov: you've only found Kennie a couple Saturdays ago and now you're already caught up on the amazing bad movies and a beat playlist 😌✨
As someone who is from Michigan AND also wears wigs, I NEED to know where/who made this piece!?!
It. Is. Stunning. On. You. -one of my favorites I’ve seen (wig line, color, cut, everything)
Also: this ain’t Detroit. Nor is it good 😂
I always thought kennie did her wigs!!
KENNIE, YOU CAN SKIP THE ADDS!!!!! Just so everybody knows on tubie there is a way to skip the ads. there's a 5-second countdown in the left bottom corner that tells you when there's about to be an ad and if you skip like 10 seconds before that ad comes on it skips the ad from coming on at all. So now there is a way to not have to watch any of the ads you're just going to miss out on like 10 seconds of the movie though.
What if you rewind back to before the ad??
Please watch
My Baby's Daddy (2004) :
This carefree lifestyle is shattered when each of the hedonistic slackers impregnates his girlfriend at the same time. Slowly but surely, the three are dragged into the drudgery of fatherhood and maturity.
it has the hallmarks of every great film a womanizer who's baby momma is a lesbian, the dad from good times, black-asian interracial relationships, white rappers, Debo from friday, and a Salt&Pepa rap during labor.
I've seen this movie 😭 the kids were cute that's it.
Lol I kinda liked this movie
My dad was watching this movie and I remembered you made a video about it… I told him that you thought it was bad only for him to tell me his friend directed it and he was in it 😭😭😭
NO 😂
Who was your dad/which character was he in the movie??
Who was your dad in the film?
“Disclaimer it happened again” I missed u kennie
“I’m really on probiotic sodas” legendary hobby
Mott as in like... Mott’s apple juice????
The legacy of Mott’s apple juice is paved with blood and sweat
“But again this is a MOVIE,” I’m at a point where I need this validation to my critique of shitty movies
Ur right. It’s a movie. They should’ve idk done anything. This applies to this movie and also all movies
Flight already established his nickname as flighty that’s gonna be really convenient for everybody he’s pissed off 😂
Boost your partner’s music sir :( she did that walk around the kitchen table hand on the back hallmark static framing shot. Least u can do
I always do a little dance when Kennie says "what is up home skillet biscuit"
there's a film production company here in south africa called yellowbone entertainment that surprisingly makes really beautiful, thoughtful media
As a fellow ollipop soda enjoyer, i'd recommend the lemon ginger one.
That one is so much better than I thought it would be! It's my favorite out of the ones I've tried
just realised i've been watching these weekly for the past 2 years, it literally felt like a couple months. i even go back and listen to old ones like a podcast when i'm doing art. i guess tldr i breathe your content
"it doesnt hold you to the confines of being on beat" PLEALSDKJFSASDF
That burst of laughter that came out of me from hearing "Redbone Recordings." 😂
I was with my 8yo son at Walmart a few days ago and we happened upon a bin full of Squishmallows. I unintentionally squealed like a schoolgirl. My son looked at me for a moment, then was like, "Dad..."
I’d love to see a movie set in Detroit actually take advantage of the architecture there cos I think it still has some of the best in the country
I swear Kennie’s joy is contagious. Watching her hug that big pineapple plushie had me smiling like a goof
Not the constant 'Detriot.' Like not your own title lmao. The editor def did the actress dirty on her wailing like that editing truly added to the accidental funny. The 'ride or die...at first' girlfriend shooting not majorly affecting the plot after all of that is wild (especially considering the drive-by after). And love when hood movies end with unearned canonization for a character lol. Thank you for making this!
Was the holding down her skirt as she ran past the camera that killt me
Side note: I too have a plushie obsession but currently only have the cinnamon bun and the giant dinosaur. I need that pineapple though! A previous student of mine collected all the mini ones when they first came out. Now I understand her obsession 😂
Can you please do “Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging” I am dying for this! Lol and also, “She’s The Man” even though I love both of those un-ironically
sitting through the ads to fuel Kennie's squishmallow addiction
Scrolled through tubi for the first time last night - it really is an endless pit of slop 😆
But surprisingly, they also have Midsomer Murders, which my dogs appreciate
I really wish there was "more" put into independent black cinema. Like, the concept was there, but clearly lacked in every other very important area lol.
I’ve been watching your channel for years but since I’ve been pregnant I swear to god you’re bad movies and a beat series has been the only thing keeping me. Randomly start crying? Bad movies & a beat. Angry for no reason? Put on bad movies and a beat. Can’t fall asleep at night? Bad movies and a beat.. it’s literally been my cure all!! It’s to the point where I’ve probably re-watched every video in this series 3 times 😭 thank you for getting me through this pregnancy and making me laugh when I feel like crying.
I need a whole subsection of BM&B dedicated to Tubi Movies. Im sending my unsolicited request rn. Thank you.
It's so funny that the man couldn't even play dead properly and was still moving at 9:23
When you said LiteSkin films I audibly gasped.
nothing could have prepared me for the acting in the opening scene
If you're up for it there are some bad polish movies on Netflix appart from the 365. Our romantic comedies are absolutely crap and if you see name Patrick Vega it's a bad movie guaranteed
If you want something good but very weird "The lure"
True that.
I mean, I kind of get what Vega is going for, but he doesn't do it right
@@velvetai6675 apparently he thinks he does, he's making a movie about himself now.
I forgot about bad polish series too. "Cracow monsters". For reasons unknown to me people who aren't Polish seem to like it. Maybe English translation of the horrible dialogues added something 🤔 The plot still doesn't make sense, the characters seem to have one brain cell to share between them and they stole bunch of visual references from good productions like Pan's labirynth and OA, which is unintentionally hilarious. But it's one of those things that are bad but you can watch it for laughs.
Also any movie with Julia Wieniawa and Wiktoria Gąsiewska, like, they have a thing for bad movies.
"All My Friends Are Dead", "Nobody Sleeps In The Woods Tonight", "How I Fell In Love With A Gangster", "Women Of Mafia" etc.
They really don't know what a good script is
the fact that Esther left Detroit for the safety of Milwaukee sent me off the planet
bestie I am begging you to do another day in the life or vlog they are my comfort videos and I have watched your others to death. also, makeup was on point today that lip was stunning :)
Am personally choosing to read all those typos as "Det-RIOT" cause its was a riot 😂
As someone who lives in Detroit, I saw the title and just knew that this was gonna be a good video.💀
Whew lawd, deliver us from the claws of colorism.
NOOOOOO not misspelling the city you’re in… 💀💀
Back to Tubi! Woo! I always look forward to Saturdays for the new Bad Movies and a Beat.
I love that "Detroit Hood Nonsense" is an exploitation movie genre.
My step brother was unironically jamming out to this music for a good month. Told him it was horrible, he said I didn’t get it. I was dying in that car with him. But I never heard that music again outside of the “why you thicc with no azz” TikTok
“It’s always Hot in Cracktown” is a terribly amazing bad hood movie. The name alone should sell it
The end title misspelling was hilarious bc of the “Detroit Dreams” sign in the cell being spelt correctly
My bf told me his ex had a show in detroit and got boo'd offstage and as an avid watcher of your videos this, of course, sent me
Oh! I bought the probiotic sodas for my grandmother but she didn't like them ): I'm glad someone else has seen them though
I'm sorry but not her saying she wants to go back to Milwaukee... I've lived in Wisconsin since birth and it's still awful there. My cousin got framed for making a hitlist. When he was FOURTEEN.
“I thought this detail would come up later in the movie…but it doesn’t”…ahhhh, a familiar theme in bad movies and a beat 🤭
Kennie thank you for making me laugh, I got the COVID so I’m currently quaranting and I love how Hello Fresh keeps sponsoring you!. Always makes me want to watch bad movies.
The new squashmellow!!!, They are so cute!.
Oh no feel better ❤️🩹
@@packnetadaija Thanks, their pretty mild so its not terrible.
Feel better soon!
I have covid too 😅 we’re going to get thru this!!!
@@emilyr8668 yeah girl!. It hit me hard!.
As a person with dyslexia, I’m just going to say whoever was in charge of the spelling in this movie has dyslexia lol
i both found and subscribed to this channel just a few days ago and i’m jazzed to be here properly for bad movie and a beat video upload :’3
welcome baby biscuit!! we're glad to have you :D
I really hate when fictional stories bring up celebrities in the way that they are fairly integral parts of the story. Like there’s no point mentioning Kodak 😂
Kenny I gotta appreciate your ads, I know UA-camrs gotta make the bag, but they’ll just be talking and then randomly are doing an ad. It’s so annoying and takes me out of the videos, but I like that you’re consistent and we always know when the sponsor read is coming!
Yeah it just feels like other creators are trying to trick me with these 🤕 "fun" segues. Even worse when they do stuff like post a short and don't disclose its an ad at all. I always immediately unsubscribe when they don't disclose it's a partnership or an ad. I'm not here to sit through cutesy attempts to circumvent UA-cam's TOS 🤢
i think youtube also controls the placement of the ads
@@AATCgal We’re talking about the sponsored ads that UA-camrs do, like the hello fresh ad in this video
Hey Kennie, have you ever heard of the The Asylum Sherlock Holmes Movie from 2010? I recently watched it because it's on a Holmes DVD Collection we own and I think it would be perfect for Bad Movies and a Beat. It's even got dinosaurs! Also, since this is my first comment I wanted to mention how much I love your videos and that I always look forward to Saturdays and new videos. (That was kinda long lol)
You should send the recommendations to her through Twitter, and include the movie posters! She doesn't look at the ones on here iirc
@@grumpysphinx4911 Thanks for the advice :) I don't have Twitter though
I AM *SUPER-STANNING* THIS "350° FOR 45 MINUTES" GOLDEN BROWN YOU ROCKIN'!! 😌👌🏾😍
K thank u for uploading grieving is kicking my behind today as is chemo treatments the last two years have been soul destroying losing my only support individuals and trying to find a reason to fight u have been holding my virtual hand since before my life went side ways ur uploads are a beautiful distraction from the silence I live in please know ur uploads mean so much to people who have nothing like myself and thank u as a survivor and mixed POC and making a safe place for us and hopefully i will one day go back to uploading my unhealthy collection of skincare and make up looks I used to love doing before my world stopped. I loved doing SFX looks but the person who used to encourage my love of art is gone and my ES dog who kept me company as I spoke out in frustration is also gone.
I'm sorry you lost your support individuals, I wish you strength to get through your treatments
@@sunettas9738 thank u u have no idea hoe much that means to especially as ur one of only a few to empathise and show kindness I I had a up a little cry even though we are strangers your a beautiful soul to say such words of kindness to someone miles away honestly means so much and something I did not realise until reading I needed to here u may hav helped my escape my duvet today after a sleepless night well wishes about my health were something that were said by the people I lost.💛 i really wish i could repay u with more than words show thanks too but i pray u have eternal happiness and love with everyone and everything u love life is short hold the ones around u close hug them tell them u love them and they are lucky to have such a beautiful soul in their lives my diagnosis is not great but I will fight 💛🇬🇧🤗
@@almosttogether1776 Aw that's so sweet thanks 😊, get well soon
Tubi seems to be doing big things for the Detroit indie film scene. Jury's out on whether that's good or bad for the rest of society.
Never tried prebiotic soda, I'm definitely curious to try it. I have found some interesting movies on tubi lol. I don't know if it's a bad movie more disturbing is may. It's a wierd one..😱
I'll second the Poppi soda! It's really good. I got mine at Target
18:42 HUH?????? That made my brain hurt. But this coming from a Detroit movie…with Detroit typos 🤷🏾♀️ Our expectations should be really low.
My gf over heard me watching this and during the mom crying in the beginning she asked if I was watching a video about geese😂
Wow, you’ve done bad movies before Kennie but this one this is one a gem. I was incredibly bored even listening to you talk about 35% of this movie. You really be going through the most to entertain us lol hats off to you
Tubi is a valid cw 🤣
i know regular movies are technically people playing pretend, but this is one of the times where it feels like playing pretend.
I'm waiting for Kennie's apartment to just have no space because the squishmallows have taken over
I truly wasn't ready for the opening words of this video & her attempt to add a visual representation 😆
Hi Kendall but I wanted to say that you are one of my favorite UA-camrs that constantly makes my week every time you post and I just want to say thank you for that. Also that I love the way you do your make-up every week
Your name is so pretty
@@bubblegumplastic thank you
Hood Kennie always comes out when she reviews a Tubi movie
I fucking lost it at liteskin films 🤣🤣🤣
You paused...and i ended up saying "age appropriate crackheads" in unison.Girl, I got damn HOLLERED. 😂🤣😭😅😂
Are the crackheads in the “Coco” house? The interior of the drug raid 11 mins in is giving me Coco Part 2 flashbacks
This video is so funny and curious for me, I am Brazilian, never have been to the States, but listing to her ranting about how bad Detroit rap is made me laugh so hard and I don't even know why lmao
YOUR BIG STUFFED THINGIES ARE MY EVERYTHING 🥺🥺🥺 SO HUGGABLE SQUISHABLE
If the pineapple didn't show up immediately after reading this 😆
I'd definitely check out the movie from 1989 called "Ghosts Can't Do It" starring Bo Derek and Anthony Quinn. It's hilariously bad, odd, and it's on Tubi. Or Supergirl from 1984 that has Faye Dunaway as the main villain and acting just like her Joan Crawford character.
"it doesn't hold you to the confines of being on beat" LMFAOOOOOOO
I love when you show off your vocabulary :) it gives me new words to integrate into mine
Omg I’ve never been this early. This is my favorite series on UA-cam. 😌
Im so happy i get to watch this for lunch. Who needs food!
I love your videos I don’t know what it is about your voice, your charm or just your content in general but you’re addicting & bring me lots of comfort 🤍 love listening to you on the way to work or when I’m cleaning but rn I’m watching this before bed
Tubi is a goldmine for this show because there's all these Detroit movies!
Refreshing my YT and seeing that you’ve uploaded is the best😭
Yes!!!! Cannot wait for this. Never clicked so fast!
oh the art that Michiganders have produced 😂
Kennie is so herself. We love it😊
Somebody hire this girl as a Radio DJ or news anchor because her voice is immaculate!!!
“You can see into my brain through my asshole”. Lmao, we are only one minute in the video and I’m already cackling
Those drink are okay my husband loves them. The weirdest favor is the vanilla cherry I think. Bc it’s actually taste like Fucking cherry pie. So that’s why it weird. Worth the try and if you like it- most Definitely continue support the company.
Ahhhhhh my favorite part of Saturdaysss!!💃
I remember you said something about this movie on Twitter a few days ago and have been agonizing over when the video would come out🤣 I’m ready for this shit
Our girl be coming in here with a tan and a hella glow. Her SKIN is SO GLOWY. I'm pasty white, but please gimme your secrets 😭
I wanna be pasty white😭😭😭
I used to get called "little auntie cockroach" and "miss swarthy coalie " by my classmates because of my darker complexion😪
@@nazaninsoltanpour6254 omg why are kids so rude, tf 🥺 your skin is beautiful honey 💕
"Hey I can't talk right now I'm in the middle of something" **continues murdering**
I'm _crying_
I absolutely love you Kendall! And you’ve started my new squishmallow addiction I bought Miles the dragon he’s so cute 🥰❤️ and I think your tubi videos are always hilarious! 😂 keep doing you 🤞🏼❤️
It’s the way I literally watch showgirls for the first time on tubi yesterday solely because of your video and it was a wild ride