The fact they were immediately able to subvert the joke by becoming suicidal before even knowing what the bit was is some kind of comedic divine intervention.
Noah: combines literally all enemies to make the most powerful boss ever Player(point crow, altrive, circletoons): combines into the conundum/humanconopede/the cannon boys to kill the first one
@@Picklez_Ricko it’s very advanced software that costs tons of money known as google slides… it’s free. it’s amazing what that dude can do with google slides.
Players: (are greeted by a perfectly normal-looking D&D screen including a potion shop, a weapons shop, and things to explore) Players' very first line: "Can we throw Eric in the fire?"
The two things that make recent videos better: 1) Noah having the time of his life instead of keeping it cool all the time; 2) Constantly changing subtitles.
@@VasiliyOgniov Yeah, I jusr found him this past week and have probably watched 12+ hours of content, and I love how he changes the subtitles in fun ways far more often now. My favorite example was spiffing brit's predictions always being right in the subtitles no matter what he actually says in the video.
The fact that nothing to progress the story happened for over 10 minutes... You're the greatest dungeon master!! Able to replicate DND to such a high degree...
Honestly you say that as a joke but I know there are so many DMs that'd just sit there and so, no there's nothing here move along, that Noah actually made the first screen entertaining is a good show.
@@prayasbiswas2501 noah has little subtitle edits like that all the time. one of the main reasons i watch his vids instead of trating it like a podcast
That boss fight at the end was actually so cool, altrives coins he was investing came in clutch and circle sacrificed his 1/128th of health so pointcrow the leader could deal the final shot with his vampiric blade and win. You can't get peaker than this.
Noah: **Prepares something ridiculously difficult to mess with the players** The players: **Proceeds to do things ridiculously dumb that messed up Noah**
I’m loving the cannon dwarf lore. At first, he was the gatekeeper of the underworld, testing the player’s strength and seeking to improve them when they fail. He ensured that they would be ready for the final boss. Following up on that, we now see him as the blacksmith, forging weapons to gift to the heroes. But since the training sessions with Fisch, Louie, and the other guy, he has himself gained strength, and uses this to fend off any potential threat. He may even be strong enough to fend off Miasilth, yet chooses not to so that the players may learn from their journey. I truly believe he is the unspoken hero of the Magic the Noah universe.
@@Not_melted_ice Likely not much of note there. He wasn’t killed, rather just stuck for a while as the monsters continued on their merry way. But he does not seem to take too much hostility from monsterkind (unless I’m missing something), and even provides for them as much as humans. Since he set up shop here, he likely utilized that shop for the small campsite for the gremlins. We never see him do anything in that episode however, as Failboat the horse trapped him behind a wall. One thing of note though is that according to the timeline, this video should take place *before* that one. Whenever Pointcrow references God, it is replaced with bread. But after he is killed by the bread god, he stops referring to any god as ‘bread’ (As shown in D&D but the players are terrible). In that same episode, we see Failboat as a centaur who wants to be a horse. And then in D&D but the players are monsters, he has become a full-on horse. So it is reasonable to assume that he was initially a centaur, then became a horse. So this gap in the timespan likely shows that this was at least settled by the cannon dwarf after Miasilth’s defeat, and has continued to use his time for the benefit of other’s safety.
@@benjaminschmitt1562 But in failboats backstory he got cursed to be a horse for losing i think? And then searched for a solution i think it was very long and drawn out.
I love the ending. The dragon died. Then a serpent died. Altrive got eaten alive and killed a serpent from the inside. Altrive died. Circle died. The final serpent died. Pointcrow survived
Bro i completely LOST IT when point crow just managex to take out a SHOTGUN and noah said it was a vampiric soward/blade💀💀😭😭😭 Also loves it when altrive continually asked if there was a coin behind everything even in times of fughting battles😭😭mans got his priorities straight💀
Altrive saying that he's an Eagle scout and then 5 milliseconds later walks straight into the fire he just made is a true boy scout move. He is a true inspiration.
09:00 I have never seen Noah go into "I don't care anymore" mode in the first 10 minutes of the video before. The players are evolving. I also love how players can now sort of bargain with Noah about their rolls via made up logic. Though it works both ways and can end harming them as well.
Immediately starting off with Altrive and Circle wanting to throw Pointcrow in the starting point's campfire is certainly a Magic the Noah moment. Also, Miasilth The Plague Serpent deserves to be the main villain of the entire Magic the Noah cinematic universe.
@@lorenzobuero7115 Canon Dwarf is the powerful enemy that slowly starts chilling out more and more after his first defeat, biding his time waiting for the 1.5 hour vid's sequel (totally happening.) Despite this, the plague serpents seem to be pure evil, although it is their first appearance. I guess only time will tell if they chill out like almost every other enemy.
It reminds me of those old school text adventure games like Oregon trail: You doo something dumb:you die You do something smart:you die You do nothing:you die
@@muhammedmuha4846 looking at the fact they only managed to get into the final boss arena while being underleveled (not to forget it wasn't even planed and more improvised by noah) it speaks more for the later
Can we talk about the fact that the Art is getting consistently better, I don’t know if Noah draws them himself but if he does then really good work keep improving colorless is a color
I really like how Noah mess with the subtitle "I think it's rigged" *"I think it's not rigged"* "I think your wheel is rigged" *"I think your wheel is fair and balanced"*
I'm a new viewer and I just wanted to say that I absolutely love the fact that these videos are captioned! I have a bit of an auditory problem in my ears due to my damage from plugging in my earphones/headphones 24/7 which basically made them "wilt" faster than a palm tree in snow. (Remember to take your airpods/headphones off for a few hours at a time, guys!) And despite the fact that I still mainly have my hearing, it's so satisfying to just "relax" in a way and just read the captions instead of having to blast my volume. Your guys vibes are amazing and I can't wait to watch more!
I love the whole video, but my favorite part by far was Spider Wizard being squished behind that tree lmao. Amazing callback to the players as monsters video.
But God has helped me to this very day; so I stand here and testify to small and great alike. I am saying nothing beyond what the prophets and Moses said would happen- that the Messiah would suffer and, as the first to rise from the dead, would bring the message of light to his own people and to the Gentiles. Acts 26:22-23
@@Eggyprezfox i said 2 minutes as exatregration. Jamin died as soon as the slide shows up and the wheel spins, therefore he died immidiately as soon as the show start
One of my favourite things about these is the spinner. You can roll dice on google, just like how Noah flips coins, but we always get the 1-20 spinner.
cannon dwarf is always friendly. that was just his tough love, strenghtening them to fight the... was it the time god? whatever the boss was, it was weaker than cannon dwarf by the end.
When Noah said “your sword becomes a vampire sword” I was thinking there’s no way he just has a sick ass sword on standby. Was not ready for the shotgun
I love how Pointcrow just turns it into cinema "I will jump off the dragon land on the head of the serpent, drive my vampiric sword into him, and pull the trigger" like damn
I adore the fact that Altrive still continues to check the same rock for a gold coin even if the one and only coin is actually right next to it and didn't noticed it.
0:52 Should've had a mimic detector. Could've used an air strike and avoided that. 44:04 GUYS CHECK IT OUT edit: 350 likes?! That's CRAZY. OH I SEE the amount of likes you guys gave me. Thank you, this made my day.
I love how it took 1/5 of the whole video to get into the theme of said video considering the only thing needed for that to happen is saying "I will go right".
1:26 PointCrow: I think it's rigged Subtitles: I think it's not rigged PointCrow: I think your wheel is rigged Subtitles: I think your wheels is fair and balanced
10:29 This being canon makes sense. In the video where the players got the Sisyphus experience, I’d like to imagine that every time cannon dwarf was attacked, he would block with his canons and receive no damage as he would just replace them at the end of the turn.
Love how Noah always changes the subtitles XD it’s just so funny to see every time 1:26: it’s fair 5:28: beaver 19:10 what a good call back 36:40 indeed that it is common knowledge that altrive is the real final boss 43:02 absolutely spectacular editing Noah I have never seen something more high quality 48:39 should have used some of altrives gold coins to fund the translation
*GODDAMN,* the graphics & the special effects just keep getting better with each video! Also, absolutely love the little easter eggs with the subtitles (like with Pointcrow's "oh my god" subtitles saying "oh my bread" at one point as a reference to that one gameshow where he was playing as a Paladin who worshiped bread, or the word "gauge" being written 12 times when Poinntcrow said 12-gauge, along with many others I'm too lazy to comment). Also love that Cannon Dwarf keeps making appearances in these videos! And *DAMN,* that final fight was actually *BADASS!* Probaply the most intense one yet out of all Magic the Noah boss battles, lol. Overall, awesome video!
We need noah the magic lore. Each video is connected into one cinematic universe. Everyone in Noah's gameshows are cannon and also their personality and gameplay determine what kind of person, fighter etc they are. Same characters (reused assets) actually have lore for appearing twice. For example cannon dwarf was once infamously evil. But after its defeat by the three players, it took a life of peace, although it still has its great strength as shown in noahs videos, hes still strong. So yeah someone should make a lore about this.
We kind of do. We have a dark wizard who likes electrocuting children, 2 people who are the only normal ones, and a paladin who cannot escape from his holy bread God even in different videos!
i mean, we can already connect 4 videos based purely on cannon dwarf. first, this video. Pointcrow, after the aftermath of Miasilth, went on to explore the landscape more without his fallen friends, Altrive and Circle. (this video must occur before D&D, But The Players Are Terrible because of the fact that Pointcrow a. still refers to god as bread b. is not a dragon) D&D, But The Players Are Terrible. this video must come before the AI video because of the fact that this is another cannon dwarf video (as shown at the 9 minute mark) while cannon dwarf is killed in said episode.. I Made A Game That's Impossible To Beat and D&D but the players are monsters occur at roughly the same time. after the defeat of the bread god, the monsters (most importantly cannon dwarf) and the players went their seperate ways. after some time, failboat finally broke his curse and found a world full of monsters and abandoned Pointcrow and FDD, leaving them to their own. what journeys and adventures they experienced are still unknown. Meanwhile, the perishing of cannon dwarf occurs in I Made A Game That's Impossible to Beat. Cannon dwarf, with the pure intention only to strengthen the players, was unfortunately misunderstood as an enemy and was killed in another attempt to strengthen fish, louie and the other guy that fell ever so slightly short.. we also know these 4 videos are near the end of the Magic The Noah timeline because of the deaths of most characters, meaning any videos with Altrive, Circle, Doug or cannon dwarf will be somewhere earlier in the timeline.
Man, this was the first video of yours that I saw. Coming back to watchthis one again after watching all your other videos, which are all fantastic. This one is my favorite. You really cooked with this one.
You know when you start Dark Souls and you get to the hub area? This is that. They all perfectly emulated the "Fuck Around and Find Out" procedure that follows. 10/10
21:14 "yo, buy some stuff bro" "what?" "youre loaded, go get some potions" "what?" "we could have 4 cannons right now, one on your right and one on my left" "what?" this is objectively the funniest thing ive seen all month
Noah:I’m going to make a big scary monster to instantly kill the players
Players: dies on first screen all by themselves
lol
It turns out that the campfire was the true final boss all along.
@@imaloony8FR
I mean in one of the other DND videos 2 victims died on the second slide so shenanigans like this happen
@@imaloony8 DS3 Ending 😂
The fact they were immediately able to subvert the joke by becoming suicidal before even knowing what the bit was is some kind of comedic divine intervention.
Also "the players hate each other" really seemed like false advertising when 23 minutes in they've all joined together into one unit :D
What software was used for this?
The revolutionary Google slides
@@Picklez_Rickounreal engine 5
dont forget ms paint for the sprites
There is a comedic brilliance to "can I check the fire"
"yeah unfortunately its fire"
"can I also check the fire"
Fire indeed hot! 🔥🔥🔥
the fire probably has more kills then the serpents
@Ult._ I'm pretty sure your right but can I check the fire
@@Rare_cat_capsule Unfortunately it is fire and you'll die😬
That’s our Altrive
"I made a D&D with one unwinnable raid boss"
Eric: *Dies to a tent in 5 minutes*
Everyone managed to die within the first 5 minutes of the video.
Noah: combines literally all enemies to make the most powerful boss ever
Player(point crow, altrive, circletoons): combines into the conundum/humanconopede/the cannon boys to kill the first one
“Can I throw Eric in the fire"
surprisingly enough, a normal opening sentence for a D&D session.
Can relate
Honestly if one of your party members doesn't die by some means of fire is it even DnD?
What software was used for this?
@@PurpleSytheMusicthe only fire deaths in my games have been by me accidentally fireballing myself because the room is too small.
@@Picklez_Ricko it’s very advanced software that costs tons of money known as google slides… it’s free. it’s amazing what that dude can do with google slides.
I love how Pointcrow‘s subtitles still replace „god“ with „bread“. It‘s a big part in the Magic The Noah Lore
It's now a permanent curse to •crow
BREAD FOR THE BREAD GOD
WHEAT FOR THE WHEAT THRONE
@@adri745k MILK FOR THE WHEAT CEREAL!
5:23 He censors "damn" with "beaver"
@@adri745kGLORY TO KHORNEBREAD
I love when we get bigger art budgets
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the new monster actually looks sick as hell. Massive improvement
Always a good time
@@Dual-Dice you mean increased budget?
@@EEEEEEEE E
50:02 "all the coins are also going to get hit by the slugs" INTENSE BREAKCORE MUSIC STARTS PLAYING
+RICOSHOT
ULTRAKILL BABYYYY
JUDGEMENT
THY END IS NOW
Can’t believe they ultrakilled misilth the plague serpent
Players: (are greeted by a perfectly normal-looking D&D screen including a potion shop, a weapons shop, and things to explore)
Players' very first line:
"Can we throw Eric in the fire?"
The two things that make recent videos better:
1) Noah having the time of his life instead of keeping it cool all the time;
2) Constantly changing subtitles.
Wasnt he always Changing the subtitles?
You also forgot the swear words
@@mojemoje1101he just does it much more often now, I love it
@@VasiliyOgniov Yeah, I jusr found him this past week and have probably watched 12+ hours of content, and I love how he changes the subtitles in fun ways far more often now. My favorite example was spiffing brit's predictions always being right in the subtitles no matter what he actually says in the video.
The fact that nothing to progress the story happened for over 10 minutes... You're the greatest dungeon master!! Able to replicate DND to such a high degree...
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@@EEEEEEEEindeed
@@EEEEEEEE i agree
@@EEEEEEEE glad you could speak your true feelings man
Honestly you say that as a joke but I know there are so many DMs that'd just sit there and so, no there's nothing here move along, that Noah actually made the first screen entertaining is a good show.
1:27
Audio: I think your wheel is rigged
Noah’s subtitles: I think your wheel is fair and balanced
FINALLY SOMEONE POINTED THAT OUT
I think Noah hated that-
I would never have noticed
@@prayasbiswas2501 noah has little subtitle edits like that all the time. one of the main reasons i watch his vids instead of trating it like a podcast
What do you mean no one said the wheel is rigged you’re wrong
I love how they all immediately went to die after finding out they can respawn
I love how Noah just has sprites for everything prepared. No matter what happens he’s prepared and it’s amazing.
That boss fight at the end was actually so cool, altrives coins he was investing came in clutch and circle sacrificed his 1/128th of health so pointcrow the leader could deal the final shot with his vampiric blade and win. You can't get peaker than this.
Eric gaining Circle’s 1/128 health makes perfect sense in canon because of the vampiric blade too
@@Lorekeeper_GGuyIT'S CANON
@@constellationmaker145 just like the dwarf
This genuinely sounds so fake but oh my god it's just completely factually accurate
Good ol coinsplitting never fails!
Noah: **Prepares something ridiculously difficult to mess with the players**
The players: **Proceeds to do things ridiculously dumb that messed up Noah**
I’m loving the cannon dwarf lore. At first, he was the gatekeeper of the underworld, testing the player’s strength and seeking to improve them when they fail. He ensured that they would be ready for the final boss. Following up on that, we now see him as the blacksmith, forging weapons to gift to the heroes. But since the training sessions with Fisch, Louie, and the other guy, he has himself gained strength, and uses this to fend off any potential threat. He may even be strong enough to fend off Miasilth, yet chooses not to so that the players may learn from their journey. I truly believe he is the unspoken hero of the Magic the Noah universe.
Poor bill
How about the time when he got traped in a cave by a horse, cyclops and frog
@@Not_melted_ice Likely not much of note there. He wasn’t killed, rather just stuck for a while as the monsters continued on their merry way. But he does not seem to take too much hostility from monsterkind (unless I’m missing something), and even provides for them as much as humans. Since he set up shop here, he likely utilized that shop for the small campsite for the gremlins. We never see him do anything in that episode however, as Failboat the horse trapped him behind a wall.
One thing of note though is that according to the timeline, this video should take place *before* that one. Whenever Pointcrow references God, it is replaced with bread. But after he is killed by the bread god, he stops referring to any god as ‘bread’ (As shown in D&D but the players are terrible).
In that same episode, we see Failboat as a centaur who wants to be a horse. And then in D&D but the players are monsters, he has become a full-on horse. So it is reasonable to assume that he was initially a centaur, then became a horse. So this gap in the timespan likely shows that this was at least settled by the cannon dwarf after Miasilth’s defeat, and has continued to use his time for the benefit of other’s safety.
What software was used for this?
@@benjaminschmitt1562 But in failboats backstory he got cursed to be a horse for losing i think? And then searched for a solution i think it was very long and drawn out.
I love the ending. The dragon died. Then a serpent died. Altrive got eaten alive and killed a serpent from the inside. Altrive died. Circle died. The final serpent died. Pointcrow survived
Spoilers 😢
@zander7745 yes
Bro i completely LOST IT when point crow just managex to take out a SHOTGUN and noah said it was a vampiric soward/blade💀💀😭😭😭
Also loves it when altrive continually asked if there was a coin behind everything even in times of fughting battles😭😭mans got his priorities straight💀
Magic the Noah: There is only one enemy.
The tent: Immediately becomes a mimic.
And the spider too
@@felipesideris4632 and the 3 other things
They should have made a detector
What software was used for this?
@@Picklez_Rickogoogle slides
Altrive saying that he's an Eagle scout and then 5 milliseconds later walks straight into the fire he just made is a true boy scout move. He is a true inspiration.
The video isn’t 2 hours long. That means the boss is still somehow weaker than Cannon Dwarf.
He could have went and killed the serpenta anytime, but he had a weapons shop to run. X)
@@Jacob-WD40Killing Misilth the Plague Serpent won't make you rich afterall
@@chiefbawor_thegr8966 And it's not like he needs the XP. Cannon Dwarf is already so OP, he'd wipe them all out in a single blast of his cannon arm.
@@Jacob-WD40 considering noahs latest video, this has aged incredibly well :)
I genuinely laughed at the "I have a few pounds" *THROWS A ROCK* Joke. CircleToons is on his way to becoming Dad Of The Year
Bro the subtitle replacements are perfect. Noah still keeps the Bread lore and he also wrote "beaver" at 5:27, just to name two examples
09:00 I have never seen Noah go into "I don't care anymore" mode in the first 10 minutes of the video before. The players are evolving. I also love how players can now sort of bargain with Noah about their rolls via made up logic. Though it works both ways and can end harming them as well.
Immediately starting off with Altrive and Circle wanting to throw Pointcrow in the starting point's campfire is certainly a Magic the Noah moment.
Also, Miasilth The Plague Serpent deserves to be the main villain of the entire Magic the Noah cinematic universe.
Not to mention pointcrow saying this video is just us dying
The main villain is cannondwarf
@@lorenzobuero7115 Canon Dwarf is the powerful enemy that slowly starts chilling out more and more after his first defeat, biding his time waiting for the 1.5 hour vid's sequel (totally happening.)
Despite this, the plague serpents seem to be pure evil, although it is their first appearance. I guess only time will tell if they chill out like almost every other enemy.
We all know it's Time God
@@ninjastronautguymagenta the best villains are not those that are pure evil, but those with motivations. Like cannondwarf.
It reminds me of those old school text adventure games like Oregon trail:
You doo something dumb:you die
You do something smart:you die
You do nothing:you die
I remember that game. I think it might have rng elements to it.
I know you're not accusing this group of doing something smart.
You died of dysentry.
@@prettyevil6662000 XDDDDDDD.....idk they did mine through the left just dispite noah. tho idk wither to call the briliance or dumbassery.
@@muhammedmuha4846 looking at the fact they only managed to get into the final boss arena while being underleveled (not to forget it wasn't even planed and more improvised by noah) it speaks more for the later
I love all the subtitle details, like "god" being replaced by "bread" and "i swear" by "%$^#"
I love how when ever they get to a problem the solution is "let me get on your shoulders"
this is a very accurate representation of what being a DM is, you have a simple plan, and it always fails
Can we talk about the fact that the Art is getting consistently better, I don’t know if Noah draws them himself but if he does then really good work keep improving colorless is a color
Why are you asking permission?
@@LaxenLarssonwhat he just did is heavily discouraged which is why he needed permission
What are these replys?
im also very confused about these replys
*what are these replies?
I really like how Noah mess with the subtitle
"I think it's rigged"
*"I think it's not rigged"*
"I think your wheel is rigged"
*"I think your wheel is fair and balanced"*
E
"Damn" (Dam)
"Beaver"
Oh my god to oh my bread to reference the old vid with pointcrow
@@ventusse Ah yes, the Bread god, who betrayed him
"12 gauge"
*"gauge gauge gauge gauge gauge gauge gauge gauge gauge gauge gauge gauge"*
Tell me why I was waiting for them to say
“Can I check beyond the fabric of this reality to see if there’s a coin behind it?”
I'm a new viewer and I just wanted to say that I absolutely love the fact that these videos are captioned! I have a bit of an auditory problem in my ears due to my damage from plugging in my earphones/headphones 24/7 which basically made them "wilt" faster than a palm tree in snow. (Remember to take your airpods/headphones off for a few hours at a time, guys!)
And despite the fact that I still mainly have my hearing, it's so satisfying to just "relax" in a way and just read the captions instead of having to blast my volume. Your guys vibes are amazing and I can't wait to watch more!
The "I have a few pounds" THROWS A ROCK joke actually made me laugh out loud. CircleToons is destined to win Father of the Year.
I love the whole video, but my favorite part by far was Spider Wizard being squished behind that tree lmao. Amazing callback to the players as monsters video.
I think Circle now holds the record for fastest death in a Magic The Noah video.
Idk does Sophist already being dead at the start of a video count?
Jamin in the portal video dies in 2 minutes
@@hahalerymc6878this is faster than 2 mins tho
But God has helped me to this very day; so I stand here and testify to small and great alike. I am saying nothing beyond what the prophets and Moses said would happen- that the Messiah would suffer and, as the first to rise from the dead, would bring the message of light to his own people and to the Gentiles.
Acts 26:22-23
@@Eggyprezfox i said 2 minutes as exatregration. Jamin died as soon as the slide shows up and the wheel spins, therefore he died immidiately as soon as the show start
29:12 I imagine circletoons just realizing he shouldn't be alive and he just starts fading away like he was thanos snapped
One of my favourite things about these is the spinner. You can roll dice on google, just like how Noah flips coins, but we always get the 1-20 spinner.
Its so fun that Noah doesnt say no to anything. This is just "yes, and.." of improvisational comedy, its great
23:11 dude started performing a whole bros attack
The new Mario & Luigi Brothership gameplay looks great so far, don’t know why they added this Altrive guy as a third playable character though
MGS Peace Walker Human Slingshot moment
@@Mjgaming54321 Nah, Altrive's just the Paper Mario replacement. Brotherhood is a sequel to Paper Jam after all. This is a Trio Attack.
“Oh my bread”
REFERANCE?!?
100%, Eric is the eternal paladin of Bread
@@queru1ous He will always be known as; The Panera Paladin
I cast gun
@@filipbitala2624 I CAST GUNDER SPELL!
Eric's quick "I'm life sized now" might be the funniest thing he has ever said.
What software was used for this?
@@Picklez_Rickogoogle slides
Isn't that just EVERY Magic the Noah game?
True
I was gonna say that
especially the previous one
That's what I was thinking
he changed the title so your comment no longer makes sense.
Not even 4 minutes in and all the players died... now this is a video 😂
They called this hell- but they stand on the side of a friendly cannon dwarf. They know not of what hell is.
Sad that they will never know how much cannon dwarf loves to duplicate cannons 😔
cannon dwarf is always friendly. that was just his tough love, strenghtening them to fight the... was it the time god? whatever the boss was, it was weaker than cannon dwarf by the end.
@@GraveUypo nah it was giant dragon
I love how no matter what happens, Altrive just says “check behind that thing there might be a coin behind it”
When Noah said “your sword becomes a vampire sword” I was thinking there’s no way he just has a sick ass sword on standby. Was not ready for the shotgun
7:38 Pointcrow YOU FOOL DON’T EVER FIGHT CANNON DWARF YOU’RE NOW STUCK FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
> "the players hate each other"
> of course they do 💀
I love how Pointcrow just turns it into cinema "I will jump off the dragon land on the head of the serpent, drive my vampiric sword into him, and pull the trigger" like damn
The end of the video with the coin shrapnel and rolling a 20 for final blow was actually like a movie it was insane
34:39 The most unhinged subtitling
I adore the fact that Altrive still continues to check the same rock for a gold coin even if the one and only coin is actually right next to it and didn't noticed it.
I kinda hoped Altrive would check the void for a coin
all three youtubers dying on the first screen before even encountering the boss is peak comedy.
50:05 When you're arguing with an Ultrakill fan and they start throwing coins into the air:
24:47 circle toons casually predicting thick of it
7:32
I can still hear "This recording might be under 3 hours( it wasn’t )"
And the fact that god is still replaced with bread but only for point
0:52 Should've had a mimic detector. Could've used an air strike and avoided that.
44:04 GUYS CHECK IT OUT
edit: 350 likes?! That's CRAZY. OH I SEE the amount of likes you guys gave me. Thank you, this made my day.
Vintage edition
GUYS LOOK ITS TCNICK3
0:52 Noah would get flashbacks and not allow that. Also the mimic detector was from a video these people were not in.
@@d1kgaws12 what was the name of the video
@@seelinah7377 "SHUT THE ****** UP BRENT!"
I love how it took 1/5 of the whole video to get into the theme of said video considering the only thing needed for that to happen is saying "I will go right".
What software was used for this?
@@Picklez_RickoIt’s either Google Slides or Microsoft PowerPoint, forgot which.
@@Picklez_Ricko Google slides
@@Picklez_Ricko slides
If me and my friends were immortal and respawn every time we died I know that we would do this. 4:35
Fr
34:09 when pointcrow says 12 gauge subtitles puts gauge 12 times lol
1:26
PointCrow: I think it's rigged
Subtitles: I think it's not rigged
PointCrow: I think your wheel is rigged
Subtitles: I think your wheels is fair and balanced
43:05 the first F-bomb in a Magic The Noah video.
Pretty sure he swore in a video with the party crashers or the cannon dwarf one
even if it's only counting Uncensored there was an Uncensored F-Bomb by Failboat in the Monsters vid
@@hoangnguyennang5838 ohhhh I thought they were talking about Noah swearing. Lol I now just realized the swear was uncensored
Editor was too lazy to censor that
He said it literally right after I read this comment
10:29 This being canon makes sense. In the video where the players got the Sisyphus experience, I’d like to imagine that every time cannon dwarf was attacked, he would block with his canons and receive no damage as he would just replace them at the end of the turn.
It was the AI video if anybody is wondering.
@@WPS007 yes.
1:27 Love it when they say “it’s rigged” the captions say “fair and balanced”
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2:09 I love the subtle subtitle replacement here
43:13 the pun coordination😂
Love how Noah always changes the subtitles XD it’s just so funny to see every time
1:26: it’s fair
5:28: beaver
19:10 what a good call back
36:40 indeed that it is common knowledge that altrive is the real final boss
43:02 absolutely spectacular editing Noah I have never seen something more high quality
48:39 should have used some of altrives gold coins to fund the translation
13:38 too
Didn’t catch that XD
33:56 “twelve gauge” also
*GODDAMN,* the graphics & the special effects just keep getting better with each video! Also, absolutely love the little easter eggs with the subtitles (like with Pointcrow's "oh my god" subtitles saying "oh my bread" at one point as a reference to that one gameshow where he was playing as a Paladin who worshiped bread, or the word "gauge" being written 12 times when Poinntcrow said 12-gauge, along with many others I'm too lazy to comment). Also love that Cannon Dwarf keeps making appearances in these videos! And *DAMN,* that final fight was actually *BADASS!* Probaply the most intense one yet out of all Magic the Noah boss battles, lol. Overall, awesome video!
"Can I throw him into the fire?"
Not even a minute in and it's on sight. 🤣
Circletoons doing the old man voice for the potion seller was the frosting on top of the cake for this vid
i love the gag of noah just bringing in random party crashers
I love how the moment they found out they can respawn they IMMEDIATELY begin killing themselves.
"Can I check the fire"
"Yeah unfortunately it's fire"
"Can I also check the fire"
Story of my life
"The tent was unfortunately a mimic."
"I'm getting mauled by a tent!"
Camping in a nutshell.
"I thought there was friendly fire" is the most underrated line in this video
21:06 the perfect response would’ve been, “unfortunately it’s a mimic!!!!”
We need noah the magic lore. Each video is connected into one cinematic universe. Everyone in Noah's gameshows are cannon and also their personality and gameplay determine what kind of person, fighter etc they are. Same characters (reused assets) actually have lore for appearing twice. For example cannon dwarf was once infamously evil. But after its defeat by the three players, it took a life of peace, although it still has its great strength as shown in noahs videos, hes still strong. So yeah someone should make a lore about this.
We kind of do. We have a dark wizard who likes electrocuting children, 2 people who are the only normal ones, and a paladin who cannot escape from his holy bread God even in different videos!
i mean, we can already connect 4 videos based purely on cannon dwarf.
first, this video. Pointcrow, after the aftermath of Miasilth, went on to explore the landscape more without his fallen friends, Altrive and Circle. (this video must occur before D&D, But The Players Are Terrible because of the fact that Pointcrow
a. still refers to god as bread
b. is not a dragon)
D&D, But The Players Are Terrible. this video must come before the AI video because of the fact that this is another cannon dwarf video (as shown at the 9 minute mark) while cannon dwarf is killed in said episode..
I Made A Game That's Impossible To Beat and D&D but the players are monsters occur at roughly the same time. after the defeat of the bread god, the monsters (most importantly cannon dwarf) and the players went their seperate ways. after some time, failboat finally broke his curse and found a world full of monsters and abandoned Pointcrow and FDD, leaving them to their own. what journeys and adventures they experienced are still unknown.
Meanwhile, the perishing of cannon dwarf occurs in I Made A Game That's Impossible to Beat. Cannon dwarf, with the pure intention only to strengthen the players, was unfortunately misunderstood as an enemy and was killed in another attempt to strengthen fish, louie and the other guy that fell ever so slightly short..
we also know these 4 videos are near the end of the Magic The Noah timeline because of the deaths of most characters, meaning any videos with Altrive, Circle, Doug or cannon dwarf will be somewhere earlier in the timeline.
I find it funny the detail that when PointCrow says "oh my god" noah corrected god with "bread"
"This is hell."
"This is actually hell."
"This is fun. You're having fun!"
Canondorf realized that the spider would have driven away potential customers
Meanwhile, Canon Dwarf drives all people who hurt him to heaven
I can't believe TCnick3 is not included in the guest credits, he made such significant contributions in the video
Them spending 12 minutes on the FIRST screen gotta be the funniest shit
45:49 "Yeah we're gonna blast"
*Dead silence*
2:10 love this reference to the time point crow worshipped bread
yes I love that noah has lore now
Man, this was the first video of yours that I saw. Coming back to watchthis one again after watching all your other videos, which are all fantastic. This one is my favorite. You really cooked with this one.
The production value on this episode was crazy
you know your gameshows are good, when your players comment on how good the graphics are every video
"Why do my eyeballs feel like a thousand spiders?!" is one for the history books.
34:02 I love how when he says "twelve gauge" you just put gauge twelve times
You know when you start Dark Souls and you get to the hub area? This is that. They all perfectly emulated the "Fuck Around and Find Out" procedure that follows. 10/10
21:14
"yo, buy some stuff bro"
"what?"
"youre loaded, go get some potions"
"what?"
"we could have 4 cannons right now, one on your right and one on my left"
"what?"
this is objectively the funniest thing ive seen all month
34:05 I really enjoyed how "gauge" was put twelve times
I’m bored this is EXACTLY what I needed
This has gotta be the best magic the noah video ever lol. Circle toons having eternal magic cancer was crazy
The animations we're so realistic in this video i almost fell out of my seat when the spider bit him!
Why are these videos so entertaining- I found my new UA-cam channel to watch while I’m eating
24:49 no way bro predicted that 😮
Frrrrr
20:51 He obviously used the instant-house-just-add-tree potion