I like the idea of their being a group of actual heroes and another group of people as monsters but Noah has them on separate discord calls so both teams will just be confused about the others nonsensical actions
25:06 "does this rock go to the ceiling?" "No, there is no upward dimension in this universe" "Ok, can I jump over it?" "No, it extends to the ceiling"
That 20 roll lighting bolt should've one tapped the crying child. We know for a fact that in Magic the Noah's universe it is lore accurate that crying children are weak to thunder.
22:05 Noah drawing in the fog of war just to have it exist for all of 2 seconds before the gremlins start glowing with the force of a thousand suns lmao 52:56 Love how Failboat ran up the bridge and tanked the dark blast while casting teleport instead of just casting teleport from their side of the bridge. It may not have been smart, but it was sure badass as hell
There is a dramatic increase in Noah's artwork. Those fist trees are awesome and the player sprites are so much more defined. He is getting a cool style.
I meant to say first trees. But you can't edit words on mobile browsers. I didn't think anyone would read the comment. Now it stays forever. Fist trees!
56:19 “Small Frog never acquired frog cpr, but… the infinite magical energy overflowing in Small Frogs body caused his body to reflexively preform frog cpr on himself in order to not take any damage… in other words: in the 5 minutes and 50 seconds following a Nat 20, Small Frog is effectively Imortal”
"I asked you all to pick a mythical creature.." ... a horse and a frog, so mythical! Also, I love how smallfrog has a heart above his head, he's a lover not a fighter!
The actual odds of smants death on each cpr was 1/12, since a 10-20 revived (11 possibilities), a 1 killed, and 2-9 basically didnt matter since they just rerolled. Because of this, smant was actually more than 50% likely to die within the first 8 revives. Just the 6 chest room had a 40% chance to kill him. Im pretty aure he mustve died at least 15 times, which is 27% odds to survive. That frog was a mighty warrior
@@panthershadowwalk yes, that is how d20s work. however, they worked out the probability of each *revive*, not each *roll*. Some revives took more than one roll to achieve, and their odds reflect that better than the 5% chance of any given number do.
The odds to die each time is actually ~9% (tested via monte carlo simulation with 1 billion trials, you can peek the code on jsfiddle at Somdudewillson / zxfcew0y)
*building foundation appears* "must have been the wind" *tree zigzags across the field* "i need to lay off the skooma" *house is built* "dang, why am i freezing out here when there's shelter and maybe mead?"
Literally every single video the objects, stages, models get better and better! Trees have shading, rocky terrain on your sides.. Eventually it's just going to be DnD but with wacky rules, if it isn't already!
If this were an anime probably the name would be like this *"The time I was reincarnated as a monster together with my friends and we fought against adventurers"*
19:38 as far as those 2 guards are concerned, a homicidal frog showed up, licked a guard's back, fireballed the other one, and then a pretty nice house appeared
1:01 Seeing that the frog can cast "Hellfire" makes me imagine a fun scenario where a group of adventurers bothering a tiny frog, which then starts demonic chanting, opening a rift into the underworld to let fire spread and demons enter the material plane. I wish I were a DM so I could make that into an encounter, just to see people react to it.
Noah should run this adventure with other people he knows, but change the rooms and monsters. This trope is super awesome and definitely has a lot of potential
@@QuintBlitz I know right? Genuinely it'd be so awesome. I wonder who would pick the dragon like in the thumbnail 🤔 The only problem I conceive is that he'd have to hunt down people who haven't seen his video so that they don't try to cheat and pick a really powerful mythical monster like Cthulhu or something lol
I love how Noah’s “low quality” videos are more entertaining than a lot of videos that people spent a ton of money on. It shows how great this channel is!
[Investigation Check: SUCCESS] I think the chest traps were made by a druid gang! You see, by the "chests" they meant not only the 6 containers, but also trees and rocks. While the chests only contained traps, the nature gave only precious resources: from hidden coins to "wood for house". So this way the tablet didn't really lie, it only hid some details.
My thinking is that half the treasure chest contain treasure and the other half contain a trap. If you open any chest the trap that is in the half of that chest blow and destroy the treasure within
The part i find funniest is that one guy just cast dark blast at a frog hopping across a bridge. Like there was nothing else going on it was just a frog.
"I feel like this would be a very Noah thing to hide a landmine behind this tree" The truest danger of playing with Noah. If you think of something humorously sadistic he didn't already think of and say it out loud, you just signed your own death warrant.
49:56 good guy DM doesn't drop the bridge, burn the rope or break the plank, only because the players figured out the shenanigans he was up to with dropping the frog corpse off the bridge :D
I love the final action, just a cinematic view of the horse throwing his frog froend into the air, arcing gracefully as the frog lets loose a bursting explosion of hellfire from his tiny body, almost deatroying everything in its wake
Player with a brilliant strategy: "I go, and I offer the child a flamingo." The guy that gave him a flamingo: "You have a flamingo in your inventory? Oh, I guess you do."
And after this wonderful adventure the cyclops became the adopted father of the remaining gremlins. The frog and the horse left for greener pastures to perform "frog CPR" occasionally acting as the loving uncles to the remaining gremlins. And they lived poorly ever after because 1 week after getting the gremlins food frog accidentally cast evisceration and killed all the gremlins and the horse but however the cyclops lived but not for long because he got a terrible case of rhabdomyolysis and died of kidney failure. Also congrats on getting 1 mil subs noah
I’d like to mention that at 19:30 they still didn’t know the cyclops was there so a house just appeared and they didn’t question it and went in blindly
This again for the seventh time. PLS bring lets game it out in a video. Note:The last comments people were commenting about the amount of usd is my donation snd i want to clarify that my country(Argentina) is currencies just suck ass.
“We turn players into monsters and the monsters into innocent civilians” could’ve just called Sophist, he’s a pro at this
Sophist was never a player.
That makes me wonder if sophist would come on without the other crashers
I doubt it
123rd like
I CAST THUNDER SPELL
I like the idea of their being a group of actual heroes and another group of people as monsters but Noah has them on separate discord calls so both teams will just be confused about the others nonsensical actions
Please
I hope Noah reads this comment
“…what the FUCK did I just witness?”
“No idea.”
**meanwhile**
“I CAST THUNDERBOLT!”
“SOPHIST NO-!”
And when vernias trys to make friends they all communicate through noah typing
oh that would be so fun!! I hope this gets top comment so he can see it
>new Magic the Noah video
>look inside
>it's just Failboat and Smallant making out for an hour
And yet, this is strangely not unexpected for a Noah video. 🤔
okay and the ending was arguably the worst/best part of the video (say gex?)
Gex@@anthonyina_bottle2443
That's the best part
@@sterminatore_30 agree to disagree.
I like how a total of one of the players is actually a fantasy creature and the other two are just animals.
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to be fair, they're both common in fantasy
To be fair that frog is almost immortal.
Technically speaking, that horse probably started as a centaur
@@Legithiro who then had his wish of becoming a full horse be granted
I like how they realized that Small Frog was practically immortal and just abused the hell out of it
Bomb Defusal Frog.
@@QuintBlitz suicide bomber at the end
@@QuintBlitz and a victim of harrasme-
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25:06
"does this rock go to the ceiling?"
"No, there is no upward dimension in this universe"
"Ok, can I jump over it?"
"No, it extends to the ceiling"
Logic 100
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The ceiling of the dimension
There is no consistency in that universe either, which is consistent with magic the noah.
Absolute logic at its finest
I like how lore accurate the cyclops is. Lack of depth perception makes it really hard for him to hit anything.
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Wielding axes with their pecs is also lore accurate as I understand
@@EEEEEEEE E indeed
@@smelt0049Huh, I thougth that what they're did when no one hurt that cyclop in mythology.
Maxed out credit cards because of daddy poseidon too maybe?
“I cast Eviceration on the pregnant woman” -Smallant 2024
One of the best parts of the video lol
Noah: they also help save the innocent
Sophist: hold my thunder spell
HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@be78hk You can do anything, metamorphosASS
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Sophist is the best at this bro wouldve pick pikachu 😭😭😭 ( btw do not forgwt that he casted it on a Little girl 😥😥😥 )
@@juliamenzynska8941 yeah he did and it was one of the best moments in any magic the noah video
Failboat and his horse fantasy
I know a guy who 'had' a horse fantasy named mr. Hands-
NOOOO@@vagabruv
Well, the horse 'had' him in the end
@@vagabruvwasn’t a fantasy if he fulfilled it in the end
@@Thepersonfromthatplace Fulfilled is quite the understatement
"Let's make the players the monsters"
Huh, nothing seems to have changed
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The only thing that changed is the amount of tongue.
@@EEEEEEEE -viction
@@Tree91269-notice
Sophist has changed the least
That 20 roll lighting bolt should've one tapped the crying child. We know for a fact that in Magic the Noah's universe it is lore accurate that crying children are weak to thunder.
just the words "i cast thunder spell" shake the nerves of every child on earth
Their tears help conduct the lightning right to their sad little faces.
yeah, every monster would know that, especially the most vicious monster of them all, sophist
Exactly what I thought lol
"I had doubts about Failboat being a horse pervert, now I have confirmation."
well
carlinhos
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@@lememz CARLINHOS KKKKJKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
@@WrickNizara 15 cavalos diferentes aprovam
Failboat finally became a full horse. May he gallop graciously throughout the campaign.
Only is FDD saw.
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Fortnite default dance 😢
FDD
Who knew all he needed to do was drop PointCrow like a bad habit.
For April fool’s day, Noah creates an actual legitimate well thought out, well drawn, and well balanced RPG.
Evil noah
Other than frog CPR I’d say this is pretty well balanced
@@robloxplays4322 frog cpr was the best part of the video
Withouth frog cpr i think they all died
And the subtitles are actually accurate.
22:05
Noah drawing in the fog of war just to have it exist for all of 2 seconds before the gremlins start glowing with the force of a thousand suns lmao
52:56
Love how Failboat ran up the bridge and tanked the dark blast while casting teleport instead of just casting teleport from their side of the bridge. It may not have been smart, but it was sure badass as hell
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I mean you can’t teleport from too far away
@@KubickQ Not with that attitude
I like how he spent coins on the kick but not on the teleport
I was expecting him to teleport the guy into the way of his own Dark Blast
There is a dramatic increase in Noah's artwork. Those fist trees are awesome and the player sprites are so much more defined. He is getting a cool style.
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the fist trees were my favorite part 👊🌳
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I meant to say first trees. But you can't edit words on mobile browsers. I didn't think anyone would read the comment. Now it stays forever. Fist trees!
@@vadrelle3494 fist trees!!
"Does the spider have to roll stealth?"
Noah: "What spider?"
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
What spider?
Well that answers that question
i like the idea that a random frog just has godlike abilities but dies to a sneeze
Frog is a glass canon class
@@yuki97kiralike summoner from terraria?!
That's... Just what frogs are. You've never seen a frog???
literally any average frog
@@albevanhanoy yeah, i once saw a frog and it started lighting the world on fire
56:19 “Small Frog never acquired frog cpr, but… the infinite magical energy overflowing in Small Frogs body caused his body to reflexively preform frog cpr on himself in order to not take any damage… in other words: in the 5 minutes and 50 seconds following a Nat 20, Small Frog is effectively Imortal”
Always bet on small frog
Crying child-“If I can keep killing small frog then eventually they’ll roll a one, but that’s how losers think!”
the profile picture add ups too, I'm dying man
@@ImLiterallyKashimoCrying child- “Turn up the volume,because this is a birthday party for the DEAD!”
this reads exactly like the narrator guy in jjk thank you
Damn, fog of war AND a falling into the void animation? The budget *REALLY* went through the roof with this!
too bat the fog of war only lasted 30 seconds
@@explodedkidboi3004closer to 3 seconds in game.
06:06 “it’s late at night and there’s too many big words in this sentance”
Honestly Noah that’s understandable lmao
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most accurate noah subtitles
1:01:52 a frog and a horse... Truly some of the best love stories to ever exist
This video:
10% productivity
90% frog cpr
*with tongue*
Reading the title I really thought the Party Crashers were gonna be the guests as Sophist has killed children willingly already
We need a crossover episode pvp
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@@kiranearitachiI’m %90 sure Brent would solo these three
@@Legithirothat or they would have no idea how to react to “I CAST THUNDER SPELL” and everyone (maybe including the other party crashers) dies
"STRAIGHT, STAY STRAIGHT"
"Did you eat pineapple before this oh my god" what a way to ends the video
78 likes but no comments? Lemme change that
*end
Bro spoilers
Maybe don't read the comments before you finish the video then!!😁@@matthewkoeleman2271
@@matthewkoeleman2271 don't go in comments before finishing the vid bro
I love how in the last video he was in, failboat was a centaur who wanted to be a horse, and now his dream has been fulfilled
"I asked you all to pick a mythical creature.."
... a horse and a frog, so mythical!
Also, I love how smallfrog has a heart above his head, he's a lover not a fighter!
no he has 1 hp
@@gagidoo4757 ... I know, but it just seems like it's a love frog, rather than his HP ;p
We did see his love of frog CPR at the end
He never lost it, so it wasn’t hp.
I see Failboat continuing his legendary storyline, and from the looks of it he got his happy ending offscreen GOD DAMMIT I WANTED TO SEE PHILLIPE
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"they also save the innocent"
"I CAST THUNDERSPELL"
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The actual odds of smants death on each cpr was 1/12, since a 10-20 revived (11 possibilities), a 1 killed, and 2-9 basically didnt matter since they just rerolled. Because of this, smant was actually more than 50% likely to die within the first 8 revives. Just the 6 chest room had a 40% chance to kill him.
Im pretty aure he mustve died at least 15 times, which is 27% odds to survive. That frog was a mighty warrior
the odds of a D20 rolling a 1 is 5% (I know this as I'm a hard core table top gamer and often convert D20 to D100 )
@@panthershadowwalk yes, that is how d20s work. however, they worked out the probability of each *revive*, not each *roll*. Some revives took more than one roll to achieve, and their odds reflect that better than the 5% chance of any given number do.
The odds to die each time is actually ~9% (tested via monte carlo simulation with 1 billion trials, you can peek the code on jsfiddle at Somdudewillson / zxfcew0y)
More like 70 small frog deaths
More like 70 small frog deaths
*building foundation appears*
"must have been the wind"
*tree zigzags across the field*
"i need to lay off the skooma"
*house is built*
"dang, why am i freezing out here when there's shelter and maybe mead?"
In normal D&D,
players fight monsters (optional)
they also help save the innocent (optional)
*in normal D&D (optional)
Well they normally fight the piles of loot and exp we call monsters
Favorite sentence of the week:
"I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place and both are landmines"
"I cast evisceration on the pregnant woman" has got to be up there
Why are children so susceptible to lightning strikes in the magic the Noah universe
Ask sophist
They're not in real life?
"I'd like to detect evil."
"You see a horse, a cyclops, a frog, and a bunch of gremlins."
22:35 Surprise! Canon dwarf loves duplicating canons
Literally every single video the objects, stages, models get better and better! Trees have shading, rocky terrain on your sides..
Eventually it's just going to be DnD but with wacky rules, if it isn't already!
- Does the spider have to roll stealth?
- What spider?
I'm dead.
I'm so glad Small Ant and Failboat discovered their love for each other across this journey
23:56 In classic Noah fashion, the MILLISECOND you say something won't happen, it will.
If this were an anime probably the name would be like this
*"The time I was reincarnated as a monster together with my friends and we fought against adventurers"*
ah yes Nakamatachi to issho ni monsuta ni tensei shite bouken-sha-tachi to tatakatta toki no hanashi, my favorite anime (?)
@@demichi_ Yes it's my favorite too, but I prefer the English name
...and pregnant women"
@@theguy7164 that's part of the name but only on the second season (?)
And the horse and frog are ferociously making out i mean look at them go
14:27 smallfrog's WOW being upsidown is so funny to me, and a great detail
MOM
19:38 as far as those 2 guards are concerned, a homicidal frog showed up, licked a guard's back, fireballed the other one, and then a pretty nice house appeared
Frog CPR, can just imagine he just faints and like slapping his face to wake up him XD
you could also do it properly and make out with his unconscious body
I like how even though the players are monsters they still get basic equipment and roles as if they were the heroes in an average noah's RPG
59:00 history repeats itself
1:01 Seeing that the frog can cast "Hellfire" makes me imagine a fun scenario where a group of adventurers bothering a tiny frog, which then starts demonic chanting, opening a rift into the underworld to let fire spread and demons enter the material plane.
I wish I were a DM so I could make that into an encounter, just to see people react to it.
The centaur did it. He became a horse
Noah’s the type of guy to torture his friends and family for bread
Damn that bread god.
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Noah should run this adventure with other people he knows, but change the rooms and monsters. This trope is super awesome and definitely has a lot of potential
love the idea, have different teams and see who saves the most gremlins!
@@QuintBlitz I know right? Genuinely it'd be so awesome. I wonder who would pick the dragon like in the thumbnail 🤔
The only problem I conceive is that he'd have to hunt down people who haven't seen his video so that they don't try to cheat and pick a really powerful mythical monster like Cthulhu or something lol
I love how Noah’s “low quality” videos are more entertaining than a lot of videos that people spent a ton of money on. It shows how great this channel is!
D&D war criminal edition
I'd play that
So normal D&D?
@@AspenBrightsoul yes
I tried mimicing Noah's game formats with my friends and I can safely say it was as chaotic if not more
I tried the same thing with the blind board game, it was a lot of fun.
Failbost becoming proficient at frog cpr was amazing
This video would've been 2 hours long if cannondwarf wasn't caged in force field. Frog CPR carried so hard
small ant saying wow upside down is killing me at 14:27
/\/\O/\/\
"you guys are both on one HP. Combined."
33:37 should have used the mimic detector 😂
the mimic detector was destroyed a long time ago
damn the fan service in this episode goes crazy
22:35 DEAR GOD CANNON DWARF IS BACK. ITS HAPPENING. EVERYONE STAY CALM!
Failboat finally got to be a full fledge horse
[Investigation Check: SUCCESS] I think the chest traps were made by a druid gang! You see, by the "chests" they meant not only the 6 containers, but also trees and rocks. While the chests only contained traps, the nature gave only precious resources: from hidden coins to "wood for house". So this way the tablet didn't really lie, it only hid some details.
My thinking is that half the treasure chest contain treasure and the other half contain a trap. If you open any chest the trap that is in the half of that chest blow and destroy the treasure within
The part i find funniest is that one guy just cast dark blast at a frog hopping across a bridge. Like there was nothing else going on it was just a frog.
I woke up with a terrible headache. Thankfully I can soothe it with the screams of the people Noah subjects to his games
Babe wake up new magic the noah video
did majic the noah make your pfp?
the "Let's Go Gambling!" References were so funny lol
I love how Noah gave the Frog powers of a god and it’s only power line is that it has 1 heart
"I feel like this would be a very Noah thing to hide a landmine behind this tree"
The truest danger of playing with Noah. If you think of something humorously sadistic he didn't already think of and say it out loud, you just signed your own death warrant.
49:56 good guy DM doesn't drop the bridge, burn the rope or break the plank, only because the players figured out the shenanigans he was up to with dropping the frog corpse off the bridge :D
“I use Eviceration on the pregnant woman”
“I’m kind of stuck between a rock and a hard place, and they’re both landmines” goes so hard lol
So what if we turn the players into Sophist.
Let’s start casting thunder spells baby!!!
When that first gremlin blew up I lost it 💀 I thought they were coin trees too 😭
I thought they were holes, I also lost it when it blew up
I love the final action, just a cinematic view of the horse throwing his frog froend into the air, arcing gracefully as the frog lets loose a bursting explosion of hellfire from his tiny body, almost deatroying everything in its wake
The tounge attack should inflict poison on a succesful skin hit, change my mind.
19:47 THE PURPLE! (Failboat reference)
no suprise failboat chose a horse lol
If you know you know
his life long dream
@@hollow-kq5fouyhbguyk lol he achieved his desires
Player with a brilliant strategy: "I go, and I offer the child a flamingo."
The guy that gave him a flamingo: "You have a flamingo in your inventory? Oh, I guess you do."
I love how a gaint cyclops goes to a little guy with armor and gets destroyed by the little guy
Shopist would love this
You mean Slopist? Or Spohist? Or… Skodist?
my farourite uber SHOPIST
"Does the spider have to roll stealth?"
"What spider?"
"Okay"
Immaculate storytelling
Cave Guard 2 is the strongest at character in fiction
Small ant really doing his best frieren and checking every single chest
You should make a version of this where two of the contestants are monsters and two of them are civilians, and they have to fight each other to win
Basically any party crushers video
I absolutely love these DND series
47:54 “Is there anyone else watching right now?”
Eh, only Noah and his IMPRESSIVE ONE MILLION SUBCRIBERS
45:43 what he meant is that he casts THUNDER SPELL!!!!!
“D&D but they’re monsters”
That describes so many D&D sessions because most players choose non-human races lmao
It also describes the rest of them because players commit war crimes on the regular.
but those aren't monsters, they're just nonhumans
0:15 protip: dont ask failboat to do evil stuff
Game: *Something was forgotten*
Noah: "Wasn't in the budget"
And after this wonderful adventure the cyclops became the adopted father of the remaining gremlins. The frog and the horse left for greener pastures to perform "frog CPR" occasionally acting as the loving uncles to the remaining gremlins. And they lived poorly ever after because 1 week after getting the gremlins food frog accidentally cast evisceration and killed all the gremlins and the horse but however the cyclops lived but not for long because he got a terrible case of rhabdomyolysis and died of kidney failure.
Also congrats on getting 1 mil subs noah
the horse saga continues
I'm surprised you didn't get Sophist for this one.
I’d like to mention that at 19:30 they still didn’t know the cyclops was there so a house just appeared and they didn’t question it and went in blindly
I love this exact frog voice with this exact frog picture
Of course failboat would choose a horse once more
Failboat’s horse obsession continues
I was rooting for Smant to die the entire time. Was so funny watching him get successfully revived again and again.
This again for the seventh time. PLS bring lets game it out in a video.
Note:The last comments people were commenting about the amount of usd is my donation snd i want to clarify that my country(Argentina) is currencies just suck ass.
I wish i could use my country's currency in UA-cam, it would be so fun to see people freak out over a 6000 donation even tho its 1 cent
Es bueno saber que no soy el único latino que ve los videos de Noah XD
Che boludo🇦🇷🇦🇷