D&D But The Players Are Monsters

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  • @FinteniusSquinqelbottom-gk7sr
    @FinteniusSquinqelbottom-gk7sr 5 місяців тому +6856

    I like the idea of their being a group of actual heroes and another group of people as monsters but Noah has them on separate discord calls so both teams will just be confused about the others nonsensical actions

    • @kiranearitachi
      @kiranearitachi 5 місяців тому +399

      Please

    • @koni5883
      @koni5883 5 місяців тому +361

      I hope Noah reads this comment

    • @chickendoodle32
      @chickendoodle32 5 місяців тому +681

      “…what the FUCK did I just witness?”
      “No idea.”
      **meanwhile**
      “I CAST THUNDERBOLT!”
      “SOPHIST NO-!”

    • @Rarity36Rage
      @Rarity36Rage 5 місяців тому +259

      And when vernias trys to make friends they all communicate through noah typing

    • @loopymomy2532
      @loopymomy2532 5 місяців тому +92

      oh that would be so fun!! I hope this gets top comment so he can see it

  • @geminiguy6032
    @geminiguy6032 5 місяців тому +1505

    "They play as monsters."
    The monsters in question: 🐴 👁️ 🐸

  • @yusufsheikh6379
    @yusufsheikh6379 5 місяців тому +2421

    This video:
    10% productivity
    90% frog cpr

    • @JTripp999
      @JTripp999 5 місяців тому +162

      *with tongue*

    • @khangtrantan9756
      @khangtrantan9756 4 місяці тому

      He could've said, "no homo"

    • @thelittleterror
      @thelittleterror 3 місяці тому +38

      F
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      R

    • @HeroinYoda
      @HeroinYoda 3 місяці тому +20

      +5% Chance of Frog perma death

    • @Gumbo425
      @Gumbo425 3 місяці тому +4

      Actually it’s 90% productivity and frog cpr 😉

  • @13thHourCinema
    @13thHourCinema 5 місяців тому +752

    43:50
    "Does the spider have to roll stealth?"
    "What spider?"
    "Ok."

    • @How_to_choose_name
      @How_to_choose_name 3 місяці тому +53

      Spider got 21 stealth and break the forth wall and revert and go to a universe where Noah didn't saw the spider . Ferocious

    • @KrazyRhino2410
      @KrazyRhino2410 3 місяці тому +33

      The immediate "Ok" is hilarious

    • @13thHourCinema
      @13thHourCinema 3 місяці тому +10

      @@KrazyRhino2410 he knew it was coming lol

  • @queru1ous
    @queru1ous 5 місяців тому +10489

    “We turn players into monsters and the monsters into innocent civilians” could’ve just called Sophist, he’s a pro at this

    • @Greed...
      @Greed... 5 місяців тому +860

      Sophist was never a player.

    • @hioman
      @hioman 5 місяців тому +430

      That makes me wonder if sophist would come on without the other crashers

    • @VitalityV83
      @VitalityV83 5 місяців тому +60

      I doubt it

    • @hammielover225
      @hammielover225 5 місяців тому +298

      I CAST THUNDER SPELL

    • @kaiotrem358
      @kaiotrem358 5 місяців тому +317

      Imagine if noah makes an rpg where nick, vernias and brents are the good guys while sophist is the villan

  • @vorpalthefox
    @vorpalthefox 5 місяців тому +669

    19:38 as far as those 2 guards are concerned, a homicidal frog showed up, licked a guard's back, fireballed the other one, and then a pretty nice house appeared

    • @Gabriel-lh7gy
      @Gabriel-lh7gy 4 місяці тому +93

      a tree also ejected a gremlin out of nowhere before a horse started to make out with a dead frog

    • @jackiethegreat7509
      @jackiethegreat7509 3 місяці тому +16

      @@Gabriel-lh7gy BRO THIS IS HILARIOUS

  • @rodrodrodrodrod
    @rodrodrodrodrod 5 місяців тому +2737

    25:06
    "does this rock go to the ceiling?"
    "No, there is no upward dimension in this universe"
    "Ok, can I jump over it?"
    "No, it extends to the ceiling"

    • @cheeseburgermonkey7104
      @cheeseburgermonkey7104 5 місяців тому +187

      Logic 100

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 місяців тому

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    • @NoGoatsNoGlory.
      @NoGoatsNoGlory. 5 місяців тому +90

      The ceiling of the dimension

    • @regret2022
      @regret2022 5 місяців тому +140

      There is no consistency in that universe either, which is consistent with magic the noah.

    • @spooki3382
      @spooki3382 5 місяців тому +12

      Absolute logic at its finest

  • @recurvestickerdragon
    @recurvestickerdragon 5 місяців тому +391

    *building foundation appears*
    "must have been the wind"
    *tree zigzags across the field*
    "i need to lay off the skooma"
    *house is built*
    "dang, why am i freezing out here when there's shelter and maybe mead?"

  • @therealmichirukaiou
    @therealmichirukaiou 5 місяців тому +2896

    I like how a total of one of the players is actually a fantasy creature and the other two are just animals.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 місяців тому +15

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    • @sirefirefly
      @sirefirefly 5 місяців тому +187

      to be fair, they're both common in fantasy

    • @Nitosa
      @Nitosa 5 місяців тому +348

      To be fair that frog is almost immortal.

    • @Legithiro
      @Legithiro 5 місяців тому +210

      Technically speaking, that horse probably started as a centaur

    • @lanteanboy
      @lanteanboy 5 місяців тому +120

      @@Legithiro who then had his wish of becoming a full horse be granted

  • @dragonoverlord2010
    @dragonoverlord2010 5 місяців тому +201

    "I feel like this would be a very Noah thing to hide a landmine behind this tree"
    The truest danger of playing with Noah. If you think of something humorously sadistic he didn't already think of and say it out loud, you just signed your own death warrant.

  • @char1194
    @char1194 5 місяців тому +679

    22:05
    Noah drawing in the fog of war just to have it exist for all of 2 seconds before the gremlins start glowing with the force of a thousand suns lmao
    52:56
    Love how Failboat ran up the bridge and tanked the dark blast while casting teleport instead of just casting teleport from their side of the bridge. It may not have been smart, but it was sure badass as hell

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 місяців тому

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    • @KubickQ
      @KubickQ 5 місяців тому +11

      I mean you can’t teleport from too far away

    • @char1194
      @char1194 5 місяців тому +68

      @@KubickQ Not with that attitude

    • @joseantoniorodrigueslopes6979
      @joseantoniorodrigueslopes6979 5 місяців тому +37

      I like how he spent coins on the kick but not on the teleport

    • @DarthMolgy
      @DarthMolgy 5 місяців тому +9

      I was expecting him to teleport the guy into the way of his own Dark Blast

  • @justgoodgaming.
    @justgoodgaming. 3 місяці тому +67

    Bro smallfrog was a meme and ended up just murdering, exploding, and making out with a horse the entire time, ngl best character

  • @noci27gd
    @noci27gd 5 місяців тому +4342

    >new Magic the Noah video
    >look inside
    >it's just Failboat and Smallant making out for an hour

    • @justinrodriguez5957
      @justinrodriguez5957 5 місяців тому +416

      And yet, this is strangely not unexpected for a Noah video. 🤔

    • @anthonyina_bottle2443
      @anthonyina_bottle2443 5 місяців тому +255

      okay and the ending was arguably the worst/best part of the video (say gex?)

    • @frost-cm2qn
      @frost-cm2qn 5 місяців тому

      Gex​@@anthonyina_bottle2443

    • @sterminatore_30
      @sterminatore_30 5 місяців тому +133

      That's the best part

    • @anthonyina_bottle2443
      @anthonyina_bottle2443 5 місяців тому +21

      @@sterminatore_30 agree to disagree.

  • @namelessnavnls8060
    @namelessnavnls8060 5 місяців тому +76

    I adore how Frog gets flipped upside down every time he dies, it's the best.

  • @hatman9609
    @hatman9609 5 місяців тому +7487

    I like how they realized that Small Frog was practically immortal and just abused the hell out of it

    • @QuintBlitz
      @QuintBlitz 5 місяців тому +1111

      Bomb Defusal Frog.

    • @Rafi_Astroid
      @Rafi_Astroid 5 місяців тому +431

      ​@@QuintBlitz suicide bomber at the end

    • @Rafi_Astroid
      @Rafi_Astroid 5 місяців тому +221

      @@QuintBlitz and a victim of harrasme-

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 місяців тому +22

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    • @Lantanoid-05
      @Lantanoid-05 5 місяців тому +14

      ​@@EEEEEEEE E

  • @FiSSion159
    @FiSSion159 5 місяців тому +99

    1:01:19 I have never cheered so hard at a horse sucessfully tonguing a frog

  • @MisterNightfish
    @MisterNightfish 5 місяців тому +1662

    I like how lore accurate the cyclops is. Lack of depth perception makes it really hard for him to hit anything.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 місяців тому +5

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    • @smelt0049
      @smelt0049 5 місяців тому +143

      Wielding axes with their pecs is also lore accurate as I understand

    • @NizarMesbah
      @NizarMesbah 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@EEEEEEEE E indeed

    • @Darwidx
      @Darwidx 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@smelt0049Huh, I thougth that what they're did when no one hurt that cyclop in mythology.

    • @ammarbadhrul9023
      @ammarbadhrul9023 5 місяців тому +14

      Maxed out credit cards because of daddy poseidon too maybe?

  • @Lukeiscool500
    @Lukeiscool500 5 місяців тому +191

    I’d like to mention that at 19:30 they still didn’t know the cyclops was there so a house just appeared and they didn’t question it and went in blindly

  • @YoshiTheGamer64
    @YoshiTheGamer64 5 місяців тому +2251

    Failboat finally became a full horse. May he gallop graciously throughout the campaign.

    • @jonahgrunze5852
      @jonahgrunze5852 5 місяців тому +62

      Only is FDD saw.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 місяців тому

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    • @ArtisticRayne
      @ArtisticRayne 5 місяців тому +44

      Fortnite default dance 😢

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 5 місяців тому +16

      FDD

    • @derpaderpy4931
      @derpaderpy4931 5 місяців тому +11

      Who knew all he needed to do was drop PointCrow like a bad habit.

  • @B7bba
    @B7bba 5 місяців тому +94

    1:04 "I don't think you'll ever need to use that"
    *Casually dies like 15 times*

    • @CHAOS_CLOWN.
      @CHAOS_CLOWN. Місяць тому +10

      I rewatched this just to count that he died 16 times
      Which is (in order)
      [Small frog dies to warriors]
      [Small frog dies to warriors]
      [Small frog dies to landmine]
      [Small frog dies to landmine]
      [Small frog dies to trap chest]
      [Small frog dies to trap chest]
      [Small frog dies to trap chest]
      [Small frog dies to trap chest (black holed edition)]
      [Small frog dies to trap chest]
      [Small frog dies to trap chest]
      [Small frog dies to trap chest]
      [Small frog dies to trap chest]
      [Small frog dies to dark blast guy]
      [Small frog dies to dark blast crying child]
      [Small frog dies to dark blast crying child]
      [Small frog dies while casting hellfire]
      HALF OF HIS DEATHS IS FROM TRAPPED CHESTS 😭😭 (8/16)

    • @B7bba
      @B7bba Місяць тому +1

      ​@@CHAOS_CLOWN. Wow I was nearly right on the money

  • @danhatter6823
    @danhatter6823 5 місяців тому +1088

    For April fool’s day, Noah creates an actual legitimate well thought out, well drawn, and well balanced RPG.

    • @fatidiot8822
      @fatidiot8822 5 місяців тому +154

      Evil noah

    • @robloxplays4322
      @robloxplays4322 5 місяців тому +105

      Other than frog CPR I’d say this is pretty well balanced

    • @13Hyrule
      @13Hyrule 5 місяців тому +25

      And the subtitles are actually accurate.

    • @Squilurple
      @Squilurple 5 місяців тому +17

      Except for "well balanced" given how much leeway he gives his players I think the rest of these fit (almost) all his games. They're so good I've been thinking of doing something similar for my D&D players.

    • @RUSSELLMOUSTAFA
      @RUSSELLMOUSTAFA 5 місяців тому

      Nothing would change

  • @YourLocalWeirdo-do3yr
    @YourLocalWeirdo-do3yr 5 місяців тому +139

    I love how Noah’s “low quality” videos are more entertaining than a lot of videos that people spent a ton of money on. It shows how great this channel is!

    • @pixeldinoeditz
      @pixeldinoeditz 3 місяці тому +10

      its basically a D&D game but more chaotic and fun, soo... yeah its cool as hell

  • @imoctavs
    @imoctavs 5 місяців тому +1122

    That 20 roll lighting bolt should've one tapped the crying child. We know for a fact that in Magic the Noah's universe it is lore accurate that crying children are weak to thunder.

    • @LazoGT
      @LazoGT 5 місяців тому +228

      just the words "i cast thunder spell" shake the nerves of every child on earth

    • @SteffedPepper
      @SteffedPepper 5 місяців тому +121

      Their tears help conduct the lightning right to their sad little faces.

    • @memerman4366
      @memerman4366 5 місяців тому +64

      yeah, every monster would know that, especially the most vicious monster of them all, sophist

    • @Dynamixo
      @Dynamixo 5 місяців тому +10

      Exactly what I thought lol

    • @c0rrvpt3d19
      @c0rrvpt3d19 4 місяці тому +12

      ​@@SteffedPepperthat didn't help with "I CAST THUNDER SPELL!"

  • @-ism8153
    @-ism8153 5 місяців тому +50

    Player with a brilliant strategy: "I go, and I offer the child a flamingo."
    The guy that gave him a flamingo: "You have a flamingo in your inventory? Oh, I guess you do."

  • @vadrelle3494
    @vadrelle3494 5 місяців тому +1613

    There is a dramatic increase in Noah's artwork. Those fist trees are awesome and the player sprites are so much more defined. He is getting a cool style.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 місяців тому

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    • @redcrewmate1813
      @redcrewmate1813 5 місяців тому +75

      the fist trees were my favorite part 👊🌳

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 місяців тому

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    • @vadrelle3494
      @vadrelle3494 5 місяців тому +61

      I meant to say first trees. But you can't edit words on mobile browsers. I didn't think anyone would read the comment. Now it stays forever. Fist trees!

    • @Fluff_Noodles
      @Fluff_Noodles 5 місяців тому +11

      ​@@vadrelle3494 fist trees!!

  • @MegaOscarmendez
    @MegaOscarmendez 5 місяців тому +1550

    "Did you eat pineapple before this oh my god" what a way to ends the video

    • @uncookedsteak
      @uncookedsteak 5 місяців тому +9

      78 likes but no comments? Lemme change that

    • @a7med_bx774
      @a7med_bx774 5 місяців тому +1

      *end

    • @matthewkoeleman2271
      @matthewkoeleman2271 5 місяців тому +3

      Bro spoilers

    • @lost_callie
      @lost_callie 5 місяців тому

      Maybe don't read the comments before you finish the video then!!😁​@@matthewkoeleman2271

    • @J-EO171
      @J-EO171 5 місяців тому +21

      ​@@matthewkoeleman2271 don't go in comments before finishing the vid bro

  • @petervn563
    @petervn563 5 місяців тому +2672

    Noah: they also help save the innocent
    Sophist: hold my thunder spell

    • @be78hk
      @be78hk 5 місяців тому +29

      HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @hollow-kq5fouyhbguyk
      @hollow-kq5fouyhbguyk 5 місяців тому +18

      @@be78hk You can do anything, metamorphosASS

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 місяців тому

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    • @juliamenzynska8941
      @juliamenzynska8941 5 місяців тому +25

      Sophist is the best at this bro wouldve pick pikachu 😭😭😭 ( btw do not forgwt that he casted it on a Little girl 😥😥😥 )

    • @slightlymaddog
      @slightlymaddog 5 місяців тому +13

      ​@@juliamenzynska8941 yeah he did and it was one of the best moments in any magic the noah video

  • @dsproductions19
    @dsproductions19 5 місяців тому +76

    1:01 Seeing that the frog can cast "Hellfire" makes me imagine a fun scenario where a group of adventurers bothering a tiny frog, which then starts demonic chanting, opening a rift into the underworld to let fire spread and demons enter the material plane.
    I wish I were a DM so I could make that into an encounter, just to see people react to it.

  • @Cosmalus
    @Cosmalus 5 місяців тому +955

    i like the idea that a random frog just has godlike abilities but dies to a sneeze

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 5 місяців тому +136

      Frog is a glass canon class

    • @Internetontheperson
      @Internetontheperson 5 місяців тому +9

      @@yuki97kiralike summoner from terraria?!

    • @albevanhanoy
      @albevanhanoy 5 місяців тому +30

      That's... Just what frogs are. You've never seen a frog???

    • @henrycgs
      @henrycgs 5 місяців тому +12

      literally any average frog

    • @memerman4366
      @memerman4366 5 місяців тому +25

      @@albevanhanoy yeah, i once saw a frog and it started lighting the world on fire

  • @kimchyi9161
    @kimchyi9161 5 місяців тому +68

    This again for the seventh time. PLS bring lets game it out in a video.
    Note:The last comments people were commenting about the amount of usd is my donation snd i want to clarify that my country(Argentina) is currencies just suck ass.

    • @PParsa
      @PParsa 5 місяців тому +20

      I wish i could use my country's currency in UA-cam, it would be so fun to see people freak out over a 6000 donation even tho its 1 cent

    • @aspiraal
      @aspiraal 5 місяців тому +2

      Es bueno saber que no soy el único latino que ve los videos de Noah XD

    • @hurlyburlywa6185
      @hurlyburlywa6185 5 місяців тому +2

      Che boludo🇦🇷🇦🇷

    • @thejalanman1901
      @thejalanman1901 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@PParsa this one is actually like maybe 70$ or above bc its red

    • @PParsa
      @PParsa 5 місяців тому +3

      @@thejalanman1901 it's 1.08 dollars

  • @rhyanlima8977
    @rhyanlima8977 5 місяців тому +231

    1:01:52 a frog and a horse... Truly some of the best love stories to ever exist

  • @MCisAwesome95
    @MCisAwesome95 5 місяців тому +33

    "Do we think hand-to-hand combat with the pregnant woman is the play" is the best worst out-of-context quote ever

  • @terraristit3752
    @terraristit3752 5 місяців тому +444

    Damn, fog of war AND a falling into the void animation? The budget *REALLY* went through the roof with this!

    • @explodedkidboi3004
      @explodedkidboi3004 5 місяців тому +39

      too bat the fog of war only lasted 30 seconds

    • @FSoJG28597
      @FSoJG28597 5 місяців тому +12

      @@explodedkidboi3004closer to 3 seconds in game.

  • @SilverShinobi23
    @SilverShinobi23 5 місяців тому +30

    "A crying child!"
    The echos of Sophist: *"I cast Thunder Spell!"*

  • @dimitar4y
    @dimitar4y 5 місяців тому +465

    "Does the spider have to roll stealth?"
    Noah: "What spider?"
    I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

    • @StephenWear
      @StephenWear 5 місяців тому +23

      What spider?
      Well that answers that question

  • @Ekus-ex1gj
    @Ekus-ex1gj 5 місяців тому +11

    The term "Frog CPR" is now forever stuck in my head. Thank you.

  • @lucifersatan8240
    @lucifersatan8240 5 місяців тому +129

    "I'd like to detect evil."
    "You see a horse, a cyclops, a frog, and a bunch of gremlins."

  • @maximusharbour3463
    @maximusharbour3463 5 місяців тому +22

    That guard against the cyclops was playing like a soulslike protagonist out of nowhere

  • @thewritingrowlet2980
    @thewritingrowlet2980 5 місяців тому +598

    06:06 “it’s late at night and there’s too many big words in this sentance”
    Honestly Noah that’s understandable lmao

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 місяців тому

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    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 місяців тому

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    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 місяців тому +2

      E

    • @pepparody
      @pepparody 5 місяців тому +3

      most accurate noah subtitles

  • @HoodieBricks
    @HoodieBricks 5 місяців тому +14

    I love how at the beginning smallant says they’ll never have to use frog cpr, but then at the end of the video failboat is so aggressively commencing cpr that they’re making out 😂😂😂😂

  • @JogoatTheStrongestCurse
    @JogoatTheStrongestCurse 5 місяців тому +506

    56:19 “Small Frog never acquired frog cpr, but… the infinite magical energy overflowing in Small Frogs body caused his body to reflexively preform frog cpr on himself in order to not take any damage… in other words: in the 5 minutes and 50 seconds following a Nat 20, Small Frog is effectively Imortal”

    • @el_perro2436
      @el_perro2436 5 місяців тому +75

      Always bet on small frog

    • @ImLiterallyKashimo
      @ImLiterallyKashimo 5 місяців тому +69

      Crying child-“If I can keep killing small frog then eventually they’ll roll a one, but that’s how losers think!”

    • @im-yas
      @im-yas 5 місяців тому +19

      the profile picture add ups too, I'm dying man

    • @gamerteen3533
      @gamerteen3533 5 місяців тому +33

      @@ImLiterallyKashimoCrying child- “Turn up the volume,because this is a birthday party for the DEAD!”

    • @oogashoob
      @oogashoob 5 місяців тому +12

      this reads exactly like the narrator guy in jjk thank you

  • @K3wlG33k
    @K3wlG33k 4 місяці тому +6

    What a compelling story. You can really feel the passion behind that kiss at the end. Truly moving 🥲

  • @thegameplaymemer3248
    @thegameplaymemer3248 5 місяців тому +576

    "Let's make the players the monsters"
    Huh, nothing seems to have changed

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 місяців тому +2

      E

    • @deimantaslapiniauskas7388
      @deimantaslapiniauskas7388 5 місяців тому +38

      The only thing that changed is the amount of tongue.

    • @Tree91269
      @Tree91269 5 місяців тому +3

      @@EEEEEEEE -viction

    • @Minainguh
      @Minainguh 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Tree91269-notice

    • @StephenWear
      @StephenWear 5 місяців тому

      Sophist has changed the least

  • @jotsgame
    @jotsgame 5 місяців тому +49

    "you guys are both on one HP. Combined."

  • @The_Observer_god
    @The_Observer_god 5 місяців тому +2588

    "I had doubts about Failboat being a horse pervert, now I have confirmation."

    • @the_scribe_II
      @the_scribe_II 5 місяців тому +27

      well

    • @lememz
      @lememz 5 місяців тому +13

      carlinhos

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 місяців тому

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    • @WrickNizara
      @WrickNizara 5 місяців тому +9

      ​@@lememz CARLINHOS KKKKJKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    • @lememz
      @lememz 5 місяців тому +10

      @@WrickNizara 15 cavalos diferentes aprovam

  • @ahernplays2239
    @ahernplays2239 3 місяці тому +12

    "No but you still have two maxed out credit cards though."
    😂 I didn't notice thag till Noah pointed it out.

  • @noktalivirgul2048
    @noktalivirgul2048 5 місяців тому +2989

    Failboat and his horse fantasy

    • @vagabruv
      @vagabruv 5 місяців тому +196

      I know a guy who 'had' a horse fantasy named mr. Hands-

    • @llomajames7509
      @llomajames7509 5 місяців тому +33

      NOOOO​@@vagabruv

    • @hooperp2547
      @hooperp2547 5 місяців тому +39

      ​ Well, the horse 'had' him in the end

    • @Thepersonfromthatplace
      @Thepersonfromthatplace 5 місяців тому +56

      @@vagabruvwasn’t a fantasy if he fulfilled it in the end

    • @vagabruv
      @vagabruv 5 місяців тому +44

      @@Thepersonfromthatplace Fulfilled is quite the understatement

  • @BatmanSwagg110
    @BatmanSwagg110 5 місяців тому +17

    I love the final action, just a cinematic view of the horse throwing his frog froend into the air, arcing gracefully as the frog lets loose a bursting explosion of hellfire from his tiny body, almost deatroying everything in its wake

  • @stone5against1
    @stone5against1 5 місяців тому +216

    "I asked you all to pick a mythical creature.."
    ... a horse and a frog, so mythical!
    Also, I love how smallfrog has a heart above his head, he's a lover not a fighter!

    • @gagidoo4757
      @gagidoo4757 5 місяців тому +16

      no he has 1 hp

    • @stone5against1
      @stone5against1 5 місяців тому +35

      @@gagidoo4757 ... I know, but it just seems like it's a love frog, rather than his HP ;p

    • @robloxplays4322
      @robloxplays4322 5 місяців тому +15

      We did see his love of frog CPR at the end

    • @rhyderleming5851
      @rhyderleming5851 5 місяців тому +1

      He never lost it, so it wasn’t hp.

    • @were1763
      @were1763 4 місяці тому

      ​@@gagidoo4757sans ?

  • @Albortomagico
    @Albortomagico 5 місяців тому +8

    I love how Noah's trademark is just being the most uncool person possible
    its like 360 to becoming cool again

  • @GeorgeCowsert
    @GeorgeCowsert 5 місяців тому +323

    I see Failboat continuing his legendary storyline, and from the looks of it he got his happy ending offscreen GOD DAMMIT I WANTED TO SEE PHILLIPE

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 місяців тому +2

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @heIIbIazer
    @heIIbIazer 5 місяців тому +44

    "Does the spider have to roll stealth?"
    "What spider?"
    "Okay"

  • @smelda143
    @smelda143 5 місяців тому +148

    I love how in the last video he was in, failboat was a centaur who wanted to be a horse, and now his dream has been fulfilled

  • @DangStank
    @DangStank 5 місяців тому +14

    I love this exact frog voice with this exact frog picture

  • @kurokagator4567
    @kurokagator4567 5 місяців тому +140

    Favorite sentence of the week:
    "I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place and both are landmines"

    • @abeardedbear3
      @abeardedbear3 5 місяців тому +16

      "I cast evisceration on the pregnant woman" has got to be up there

  • @lukool1800
    @lukool1800 5 місяців тому +10

    Game: *Something was forgotten*
    Noah: "Wasn't in the budget"

  • @lyzder7298
    @lyzder7298 5 місяців тому +585

    Reading the title I really thought the Party Crashers were gonna be the guests as Sophist has killed children willingly already

    • @kiranearitachi
      @kiranearitachi 5 місяців тому +45

      We need a crossover episode pvp

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 місяців тому +2

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @Legithiro
      @Legithiro 5 місяців тому +21

      @@kiranearitachiI’m %90 sure Brent would solo these three

    • @Stusheep
      @Stusheep 5 місяців тому +9

      @@Legithirothat or they would have no idea how to react to “I CAST THUNDER SPELL” and everyone (maybe including the other party crashers) dies

    • @WPS007
      @WPS007 5 місяців тому +1

      "STRAIGHT, STAY STRAIGHT"

  • @Milzo2000
    @Milzo2000 5 місяців тому +4

    we got a sneaky horse who knows how to use his tongue
    we got a master builder cyclops who never skips chest day
    and last and very least we got a suicidal yet immortal frog

  • @impax2634
    @impax2634 5 місяців тому +76

    - Does the spider have to roll stealth?
    - What spider?
    I'm dead.

  • @ThyXenton
    @ThyXenton 5 місяців тому +12

    the "Let's Go Gambling!" References were so funny lol

  • @thisisalie-ft8cv
    @thisisalie-ft8cv 5 місяців тому +720

    “I cast Eviceration on the pregnant woman” -Smallant 2024
    Edit: 696 Likes, Absolute W.

  • @person69420w
    @person69420w 4 місяці тому +6

    Are we gonna acknowledge that smallant was asked for a mythical creature and picked a frog, which is real

  • @QuintBlitz
    @QuintBlitz 5 місяців тому +94

    Literally every single video the objects, stages, models get better and better! Trees have shading, rocky terrain on your sides..
    Eventually it's just going to be DnD but with wacky rules, if it isn't already!

  • @Eggrolllllliscool
    @Eggrolllllliscool 5 місяців тому +7

    “A few thousand give or take,” ends up being a million😂

  • @doomjunyu_
    @doomjunyu_ 5 місяців тому +248

    In normal D&D,
    players fight monsters (optional)
    they also help save the innocent (optional)

    • @sergio_circoloide
      @sergio_circoloide 5 місяців тому +33

      *in normal D&D (optional)

    • @jacobisbell9388
      @jacobisbell9388 5 місяців тому +2

      Well they normally fight the piles of loot and exp we call monsters

  • @Dae27_
    @Dae27_ 5 місяців тому +6

    “I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place and they’re both landmines”
    7:10

  • @Bunny_Bill
    @Bunny_Bill 5 місяців тому +80

    I'm so glad Small Ant and Failboat discovered their love for each other across this journey

  • @meiyunwu6616
    @meiyunwu6616 4 місяці тому +5

    "oooh! nature is so beautiful!" yes thats what a tree sounds like

  • @urdri
    @urdri 5 місяців тому +219

    "they also save the innocent"
    "I CAST THUNDERSPELL"

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 місяців тому

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @furashi_and_oreo
    @furashi_and_oreo 5 місяців тому +4

    best magic the noah video ever made amazing budget and a frog and a horse making out

  • @nischalthapa2460
    @nischalthapa2460 5 місяців тому +49

    14:27 smallfrog's WOW being upsidown is so funny to me, and a great detail

  • @GamingMasterAnthony
    @GamingMasterAnthony 5 місяців тому +4

    “Normally in DnD players fight monsters and save the innocent”
    Wait…. Have I been playing DnD wrong THIS ENTIRE TIME!?!

  • @theevilduckling
    @theevilduckling 5 місяців тому +30

    The part i find funniest is that one guy just cast dark blast at a frog hopping across a bridge. Like there was nothing else going on it was just a frog.

  • @james_medlin
    @james_medlin 5 місяців тому +1

    Love the small intricate details like putting the text upside down with the character at 16:27

  • @JoaoPaulo-ie7fq
    @JoaoPaulo-ie7fq 5 місяців тому +316

    If this were an anime probably the name would be like this
    *"The time I was reincarnated as a monster together with my friends and we fought against adventurers"*

    • @demichi_
      @demichi_ 5 місяців тому +52

      ah yes Nakamatachi to issho ni monsuta ni tensei shite bouken-sha-tachi to tatakatta toki no hanashi, my favorite anime (?)

    • @JoaoPaulo-ie7fq
      @JoaoPaulo-ie7fq 5 місяців тому +29

      @@demichi_ Yes it's my favorite too, but I prefer the English name

    • @theguy7164
      @theguy7164 5 місяців тому +39

      ...and pregnant women"

    • @demichi_
      @demichi_ 5 місяців тому +14

      @@theguy7164 that's part of the name but only on the second season (?)

    • @quigglesnoopmcboop9087
      @quigglesnoopmcboop9087 5 місяців тому +8

      And the horse and frog are ferociously making out i mean look at them go

  • @yoyoamam5050
    @yoyoamam5050 5 місяців тому +3

    Noah be like: I'm going to make a fun game
    The players be like: bomb defuser

  • @legoerofeggos
    @legoerofeggos 5 місяців тому +105

    The actual odds of smants death on each cpr was 1/12, since a 10-20 revived (11 possibilities), a 1 killed, and 2-9 basically didnt matter since they just rerolled. Because of this, smant was actually more than 50% likely to die within the first 8 revives. Just the 6 chest room had a 40% chance to kill him.
    Im pretty aure he mustve died at least 15 times, which is 27% odds to survive. That frog was a mighty warrior

    • @panthershadowwalk
      @panthershadowwalk 5 місяців тому +6

      the odds of a D20 rolling a 1 is 5% (I know this as I'm a hard core table top gamer and often convert D20 to D100 )

    • @Huntonius4
      @Huntonius4 5 місяців тому +23

      @@panthershadowwalk yes, that is how d20s work. however, they worked out the probability of each *revive*, not each *roll*. Some revives took more than one roll to achieve, and their odds reflect that better than the 5% chance of any given number do.

    • @somdudewillson
      @somdudewillson 5 місяців тому

      The odds to die each time is actually ~9% (tested via monte carlo simulation with 1 billion trials, you can peek the code on jsfiddle at Somdudewillson / zxfcew0y)

    • @MrdDoge1
      @MrdDoge1 5 місяців тому

      More like 70 small frog deaths

    • @MrdDoge1
      @MrdDoge1 5 місяців тому

      More like 70 small frog deaths

  • @jocosesonata
    @jocosesonata 4 місяці тому +3

    I honestly just want to see these guys play an actual D&D session now, but of course with the freedom to eschew some of the rules if they deem it necessary.

  • @ricecrew2
    @ricecrew2 5 місяців тому +121

    Why are children so susceptible to lightning strikes in the magic the Noah universe

    • @megavictor025
      @megavictor025 5 місяців тому +10

      Ask sophist

    • @LeonNFG
      @LeonNFG 5 місяців тому +6

      They're not in real life?

  • @TheNarrator-ch9gq
    @TheNarrator-ch9gq 2 місяці тому +2

    “Congratulations! Horse learned Beam Attack”

  • @noktalivirgul2048
    @noktalivirgul2048 5 місяців тому +66

    22:35 Surprise! Canon dwarf loves duplicating canons

  • @testpermanent417
    @testpermanent417 5 місяців тому +11

    “I use Eviceration on the pregnant woman”

  • @star.am-a
    @star.am-a 5 місяців тому +61

    Frog CPR, can just imagine he just faints and like slapping his face to wake up him XD

    • @Overspark1999
      @Overspark1999 5 місяців тому

      you could also do it properly and make out with his unconscious body

  • @MichalYEET
    @MichalYEET 5 місяців тому +87

    I like how even though the players are monsters they still get basic equipment and roles as if they were the heroes in an average noah's RPG

  • @admiradorderubis
    @admiradorderubis 5 місяців тому +2

    I don't have the patience to watch a 1 hour movie, but your videos can be 4 hours long and I can watch them in full lol I love your videos bro

  • @ClownyGuyToo
    @ClownyGuyToo 5 місяців тому +33

    I tried mimicing Noah's game formats with my friends and I can safely say it was as chaotic if not more

    • @EGJohnson1
      @EGJohnson1 5 місяців тому +5

      I tried the same thing with the blind board game, it was a lot of fun.

  • @ardynamberglow3124
    @ardynamberglow3124 5 місяців тому +1

    I love how this went from an RPG to everybody just thowing Small Frog's corpse at everything.

  • @dimitar4y
    @dimitar4y 5 місяців тому +16

    49:56 good guy DM doesn't drop the bridge, burn the rope or break the plank, only because the players figured out the shenanigans he was up to with dropping the frog corpse off the bridge :D

  • @pularis1629
    @pularis1629 Місяць тому +1

    19:13 I just realized they have no idea where this house came from, it just starting building itself. Very blue looking tree though, wonder what that’s about

  • @StarNeverDoes
    @StarNeverDoes 5 місяців тому +74

    Noah should run this adventure with other people he knows, but change the rooms and monsters. This trope is super awesome and definitely has a lot of potential

    • @QuintBlitz
      @QuintBlitz 5 місяців тому +16

      love the idea, have different teams and see who saves the most gremlins!

    • @StarNeverDoes
      @StarNeverDoes 5 місяців тому +15

      @@QuintBlitz I know right? Genuinely it'd be so awesome. I wonder who would pick the dragon like in the thumbnail 🤔
      The only problem I conceive is that he'd have to hunt down people who haven't seen his video so that they don't try to cheat and pick a really powerful mythical monster like Cthulhu or something lol

  • @dutch24
    @dutch24 5 місяців тому +3

    Failboat finally got to play as an actual horse, the lore runs deep

  • @QuintBlitz
    @QuintBlitz 5 місяців тому +84

    23:56 In classic Noah fashion, the MILLISECOND you say something won't happen, it will.

  • @circleception3916
    @circleception3916 5 місяців тому +1

    You’re my fav person to watch during my breaks and today I happen to have an hour long break. I’m so happy lmao

  • @ivarsmeerdijk1749
    @ivarsmeerdijk1749 5 місяців тому +50

    The centaur did it. He became a horse

  • @likelyvampirical
    @likelyvampirical 5 місяців тому +2

    I was not expecting so much horse-and-frog sloppy style makeouts to feature in this video.

  • @Speedfarter
    @Speedfarter 5 місяців тому +213

    Noah’s the type of guy to torture his friends and family for bread

    • @kilgoretasitus6895
      @kilgoretasitus6895 5 місяців тому +17

      Damn that bread god.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 місяців тому

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  • @goom4689
    @goom4689 5 місяців тому +3

    the sheer level of psychological warfare with that tree was insane

  • @TheGamingGuyYT
    @TheGamingGuyYT 5 місяців тому +20

    And after this wonderful adventure the cyclops became the adopted father of the remaining gremlins. The frog and the horse left for greener pastures to perform "frog CPR" occasionally acting as the loving uncles to the remaining gremlins. And they lived poorly ever after because 1 week after getting the gremlins food frog accidentally cast evisceration and killed all the gremlins and the horse but however the cyclops lived but not for long because he got a terrible case of rhabdomyolysis and died of kidney failure.
    Also congrats on getting 1 mil subs noah

  • @ed_cmntonly
    @ed_cmntonly 5 місяців тому +2

    I like how there was a likely chance that the chests did had a chance for a item but since its the frog bomb unit it was all explosion.sfx

  • @Lord-xm7zn
    @Lord-xm7zn 5 місяців тому +32

    [Investigation Check: SUCCESS] I think the chest traps were made by a druid gang! You see, by the "chests" they meant not only the 6 containers, but also trees and rocks. While the chests only contained traps, the nature gave only precious resources: from hidden coins to "wood for house". So this way the tablet didn't really lie, it only hid some details.

    • @ProulxS
      @ProulxS 5 місяців тому +6

      My thinking is that half the treasure chest contain treasure and the other half contain a trap. If you open any chest the trap that is in the half of that chest blow and destroy the treasure within