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  • @MagicTheNoah
    @MagicTheNoah  3 місяці тому +1084

    relieve yourself of money: gamersupps.gg/magic

    • @STAB.STAB.STAB.
      @STAB.STAB.STAB. 3 місяці тому +19

      Whoa

    • @SomeOrdinaryGamer-my5sg
      @SomeOrdinaryGamer-my5sg 3 місяці тому +52

      Noah thanks to you I now have a gambling addiction and put a second mortgage on my house thank you😊

    • @grassdogg
      @grassdogg 3 місяці тому +5

      yes

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 місяці тому +5

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @dimmerlights
      @dimmerlights 3 місяці тому +6

      Get those bag noah

  • @djdexcat
    @djdexcat 3 місяці тому +4806

    Twobold: Constantly swarmed by absolutely everything
    Phish: Doing MMO crafting instead of main questline
    Yee: _(Timegod sent him back to before he was allowed to participate)_

    • @bumblebeetoy6308
      @bumblebeetoy6308 3 місяці тому +41

      Lol

    • @ryanrong495
      @ryanrong495 3 місяці тому +122

      Bite the dust really dont like yee huh?

    • @leoultimaupgraded9914
      @leoultimaupgraded9914 3 місяці тому +152

      don’t forget Phish getting attacked by his own worm mate and chilldren

    • @bumblebeetoy6308
      @bumblebeetoy6308 3 місяці тому +25

      @@leoultimaupgraded9914 that was hella funny

    • @GavioGames
      @GavioGames 3 місяці тому +56

      I was so disappointed that the Time God didn't go back to a point before Yee existed

  • @nekro1348
    @nekro1348 3 місяці тому +5122

    19:05 imagine being pursued by dragons and before they attack you they mate to have another dragon to attack you with. What level of spite is that lmao

    • @Iamaperson-f3r
      @Iamaperson-f3r 3 місяці тому +465

      Literally had a baby just to hate a single person.

    • @rblgalichek
      @rblgalichek 3 місяці тому +169

      The reverse dio level of hatered

    • @azpont7275
      @azpont7275 3 місяці тому +109

      That feels to me like a tactic orcs would use ngl

    • @Kyinnoo
      @Kyinnoo 3 місяці тому +30

      Bro is being pursued for the entire video 😢

    • @maysee2515
      @maysee2515 3 місяці тому +104

      And the baby attacked him the same turn he was born! They grow up so fast

  • @TwilightWolf2508
    @TwilightWolf2508 3 місяці тому +1348

    I love how everyone was being tormented by their own creations, meanwhile Phish started a family and just worked on becoming a potion master

  • @pokenemo1595
    @pokenemo1595 3 місяці тому +956

    I like how everyone has their class and speciality nailed down.
    Fish is a chef/alchemist(potions),
    Yee is a animal handler(riding animals)
    and Twobold is a prisoner!(getting tortured)

    • @j4forever234
      @j4forever234 3 місяці тому +55

      Prisoners(twobolds) who was nearly able to break from the prison, but was caught by the police(Phish)

    • @joeyrony2887
      @joeyrony2887 3 місяці тому +48

      twobold is and has always been the worlds shittiest wizard.

    • @TheyCallMeDio
      @TheyCallMeDio 3 місяці тому +15

      ​@@joeyrony2887but he is a wizard, at least

    • @ZaChemas
      @ZaChemas Місяць тому +4

      Twobold was the victim

    • @IAmGodHimself777
      @IAmGodHimself777 Місяць тому

      @@joeyrony2887Still better than a filthy non-wizard such as yourself.

  • @timtam4596
    @timtam4596 3 місяці тому +338

    I love how the premise of the game is that the players get to do whatever they want, and Yee spent over half the game having his every action undone, his scenario being the exact opposite of being able to do anything

  • @jaywolf4824
    @jaywolf4824 3 місяці тому +4084

    Somehow all three of them ended up playing just completely different genres. Phish playing the world’s weirdest cooking and/or life simulator game, Yee just adventuring like an open world and then Twobold in the corner in what can only be described as a horror game.
    You know, just average Magic The Noah things. It truly wouldn’t be a Noah video without this level of chaos

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 місяці тому +20

      E‎ ‎

    • @moonmisa9771
      @moonmisa9771 3 місяці тому +23

      true

    • @Akawump
      @Akawump 3 місяці тому +192

      And then twobold and yee switch their games midway through the vid

    • @BeepirBypr
      @BeepirBypr 3 місяці тому +29

      the twobold shadow realm

    • @leoultimaupgraded9914
      @leoultimaupgraded9914 3 місяці тому +77

      and yet at the end, all of them ended up gettin swarmed with monsters
      Twobold started off the worst, but once the Time God made it in, it was all over for Yee the poor dude

  • @Esskido
    @Esskido 3 місяці тому +2131

    Noah: "Fight each other!"
    Everyone: _* start killing themselves instead *_

    • @ThefifthBishopofGord
      @ThefifthBishopofGord 3 місяці тому +38

      phish didn’t start hurting himself

    • @kskitten8047
      @kskitten8047 3 місяці тому +124

      @@ThefifthBishopofGord no, phish just procreated with a worm

    • @_Tao__
      @_Tao__ 3 місяці тому +77

      ​@@kskitten8047 And then his family tried to eat him

    • @2LettersSho
      @2LettersSho 3 місяці тому +37

      @@_Tao__ So he returned the favour! I too solve my problems by spawning my own food!

    • @Fall_Craft6627
      @Fall_Craft6627 3 місяці тому +6

      Immensely underrated comment

  • @Twobold
    @Twobold 3 місяці тому +4656

    HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON IS A LOAD OF CRAP THESE GUYS ARE EVIL

    • @dimitar4y
      @dimitar4y 3 місяці тому +142

      oh my god it's twobold. hi twobold
      also yes, dragons are dick-ish and prideful. it's the lore.

    • @the_tyrantrous_spy
      @the_tyrantrous_spy 3 місяці тому +179

      You call them evil, yet for the most part of the game, they willingly healed your injuries whenever you were down.... what a close minded person you are 😔😔😔

    • @WPS007
      @WPS007 3 місяці тому

      @@dimitar4y They torment people, after being released. It's their natural instinct. Sophist would know.

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 3 місяці тому +8

      Hello

    • @Justasillylol
      @Justasillylol 3 місяці тому +34

      You should have pick gunkle instead of these dragon guys twobold

  • @Timekiller_74
    @Timekiller_74 3 місяці тому +539

    I lost it at the potion of healing around 24:36, like that's not the DM bullying a player, that's a player happily jumping into a trap he created for himself, absolute poetry

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 місяці тому +50

      The dragon healing was totally the DM’s, but I agree about the healing potion, XD

    • @iwantmynametobeaslongaspos7194
      @iwantmynametobeaslongaspos7194 3 місяці тому +13

      @@Zack_ZanderYeah I thought that was a little unfair but it was funny though

  • @jaythangarza8834
    @jaythangarza8834 3 місяці тому +89

    I like how Phish started the game by going "I gotta cook the worm, I gotta mate the worm, I gotta hypnotize the worm, I gotta BE the worm".

    • @Loardify
      @Loardify 3 місяці тому +6

      i gotta make worm babies / army .

  • @Meeegl
    @Meeegl 3 місяці тому +3894

    The players can do anything except have fun, a true Noah production

    • @green_clancy
      @green_clancy 3 місяці тому +6

      @Ronald-h5i can you shut up bot?

    • @zeno6554
      @zeno6554 3 місяці тому +3

      @Ronald-h5i STOP IT YOU HAVN'T DONE ANYHING WITH THE youtube CHANNEL!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 місяці тому +3

      E‎

    • @zeno6554
      @zeno6554 3 місяці тому +5

      @@green_clancy why haven't youtube just banned all the bots?

    • @green_clancy
      @green_clancy 3 місяці тому +3

      @@zeno6554 fr dude

  • @Kkuroshiro
    @Kkuroshiro 3 місяці тому +6149

    " I'm bad at game design" Noah, your games literally are more fun than most games nowadays.

    • @kfirnachum4928
      @kfirnachum4928 3 місяці тому +54

      ​@Ronald-h5ino it isnt

    • @zaviyargul
      @zaviyargul 3 місяці тому +72

      @Ronald-h5iit isn’t infact it’s a billion times worse

    • @TheJerryMous
      @TheJerryMous 3 місяці тому +297

      Noah's game design, while simple, is a intuitive process. It is actually the basis of game design, first simple, then complex. Noah using the simple insteal of the complex is insane. His game design is impeccable.

    • @FittFails
      @FittFails 3 місяці тому +34

      @@TheJerryMousd1 glaze, but true

    • @dancingwiththelilys
      @dancingwiththelilys 3 місяці тому +6

      Literally!!

  • @diogocarvalho1758
    @diogocarvalho1758 3 місяці тому +1420

    I think no one realized that even with dragons, hydras against Twobold, he still managed to stay alive until the end and almost kill Phish, he is basically the raid boss of the game that all the characters: NPC and players had to fight together to defeat.

    • @Justasillylol
      @Justasillylol 3 місяці тому +107

      Fr twobold is an one man army

    • @iwuedfh
      @iwuedfh 3 місяці тому +172

      true, out of everyone in magic the noah, the two strongest competitors are twobold and circletoons, circletoons has won every single gameshow he's been in EXCEPT for his most recent one and twobold has won a large number of game shows, including the infamous cannon dwarf AI game show
      twobold's a beast

    • @hahalerymc6878
      @hahalerymc6878 3 місяці тому +31

      ​@@iwuedfh even in the most recent game, it's moreso a team game at the end so i don't even count the winner in that. Strictly games where you competr 1 on 1, circletoon would run laps around everyone else

    • @TheYeetedMeat
      @TheYeetedMeat 3 місяці тому +4

      That damn wand!

    • @Zenkori
      @Zenkori 3 місяці тому +8

      And then Phish got retribution for his worm family

  • @shivajoshi9068
    @shivajoshi9068 3 місяці тому +153

    i just love how everyone is suffering while phish is just playing delicious in dungeon...

  • @colterbrown3679
    @colterbrown3679 3 місяці тому +200

    As soon as Twobold got both a shotgun and a staff that turns damage into health, he could have been blasting himself in the face with his shotgun to regain health. He very nearly created a nigh-unbeatable strategy. Nearly.

    • @Void-y6j
      @Void-y6j 3 місяці тому +4

      Yeah

    • @zen8504
      @zen8504 2 місяці тому +25

      And then he crit fails so shotgun somehow heals him

    • @theunholybanana4745
      @theunholybanana4745 2 місяці тому +5

      He also went out of his way to avoid taking damage when jumping from the tower when he just woulda healed

  • @annagargiulo6939
    @annagargiulo6939 3 місяці тому +919

    "Roll to beg" is the funniest thing I've ever heard

    • @dimitar4y
      @dimitar4y 3 місяці тому +26

      i mean he is, and was, truly and well hecked, so.

    • @j4forever234
      @j4forever234 3 місяці тому +31

      Well, what can who ever this dude was can do?
      (Time God reverse---)

    • @navalinomilzamashshidqi5384
      @navalinomilzamashshidqi5384 3 місяці тому +12

      27:45

    • @dimitar4y
      @dimitar4y 3 місяці тому +13

      @@j4forever234 I'm proud of how quickly he realized he had forked up, really badly.

    • @put4280
      @put4280 3 місяці тому +12

      That and "This is gonna be a reproduction check" 😭

  • @ninjastronautguymagenta
    @ninjastronautguymagenta 3 місяці тому +1186

    I love the running trend of people willingly bringing dragons to the game... and how they're almost never loyal.

    • @gerwaltspodnovigradu5508
      @gerwaltspodnovigradu5508 3 місяці тому +92

      I buy dragon! I buy three dragons!

    • @Cuberr_anm
      @Cuberr_anm 3 місяці тому +75

      ​@@gerwaltspodnovigradu5508 love the fact we didn't even get to see what Noah had in store because the dragons were the whole video

    • @ninjastronautguymagenta
      @ninjastronautguymagenta 3 місяці тому +32

      @@Cuberr_anm We may have missed a lot of the stuff, but it was still cool to get Vaporeon's Revenge.

  • @paperalizado8493
    @paperalizado8493 3 місяці тому +814

    "You can add anything to the game!"
    "Can I have leonard back"
    "no."

    • @aliabdelhamid8058
      @aliabdelhamid8058 3 місяці тому +62

      "when life hands you a time god you try to revive a pig" oh bad way for me to phrase it
      Technoblade you will be missed but not forgotten

    • @fr3y438
      @fr3y438 3 місяці тому +10

      @@aliabdelhamid8058 R.I.P. Technoblade. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

    • @Zombie-b7n
      @Zombie-b7n 3 місяці тому

  • @n0dr0gs49
    @n0dr0gs49 3 місяці тому +127

    Phish is victorious.
    Baby worm: "What did it cost?"
    Phish: "Everything."

    • @GODOFGOODGAME
      @GODOFGOODGAME 26 днів тому

      except none of the worms survived

  • @MattLong6
    @MattLong6 3 місяці тому +30

    28:00 asking for a timeout corner is actually genius, and I would like to say that the Time God cannot get him there because there's no time there. And he can't remove it because there's no time there.

  • @sanhakim1335
    @sanhakim1335 3 місяці тому +1752

    Phish ate his own child, that monster.
    16:01 he makes a new worm that is not his child and it's placed second from the left.
    21:07 when the worms move to eat leonard, the 2nd from the left stays as the second from the left
    23:58 when they move back to phish in search of fatherly love, the impostor stays 2nd to the left
    26:20 he picks the middle one, which was his child and phish consumes his own child

    • @colemoorhead4281
      @colemoorhead4281 3 місяці тому +136

      My first thought was surely someone had checked, so I didn't have to rewind, and @sanhakim1335 delivered. Praise be.

    • @DanielBohnen
      @DanielBohnen 3 місяці тому +220

      And when a fire consumes his family it's the only one that survived because it wasn't his family

    • @comments2die4
      @comments2die4 3 місяці тому +1

      @@DanielBohnen you mean pesticide, right?

    • @RobABankWithABagel
      @RobABankWithABagel 3 місяці тому +36

      @@colemoorhead4281 (the video also said it when he rolled)

    • @colemoorhead4281
      @colemoorhead4281 3 місяці тому +17

      @RobABankWithABagel I know better than to trust captions on these vidya.

  • @UntoppedToppHat
    @UntoppedToppHat 3 місяці тому +1236

    I love how each player was playing a different game entirely,
    Like Yee was playing one of those eldritch horror games disguised as an adventure game,
    TwoBold was just playing Skyrim
    And Phish was playing a cooking/life simulator except he turned into Kratos at the end💀

    • @pocketsizedweeb
      @pocketsizedweeb 3 місяці тому +61

      So Phish became a cliche JRPG protagonist?

    • @jessekuiper1684
      @jessekuiper1684 3 місяці тому +7

      @@pocketsizedweeb kratos is not cliche lmao

    • @diablo.the.cheater
      @diablo.the.cheater 3 місяці тому +2

      @@jessekuiper1684 Kratos is cliche as fuck, just cliche mythology

    • @jessekuiper1684
      @jessekuiper1684 3 місяці тому +1

      @@diablo.the.cheater
      can you tell me where in myth there has been a general b4 who, betrays and kills gods partly because they're immoral, but also because they slighted him. then get's a kid in a diffrent myth, grows up mentally and has to raise his young boy by himself guarding them from the rage that possesed him to do his past actions while he grieves the loss of him 2nd wife?

    • @aidenaxler7579
      @aidenaxler7579 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@jessekuiper1684 uuuuhhhhhhhhh... is there? Lol

  • @InusagiX
    @InusagiX 3 місяці тому +2534

    Game Design is hard
    Noah is bad at Game Design
    Therefore Noah is bad at being hard

    • @Laplacee
      @Laplacee 3 місяці тому +77

      My thoughts exactly

    • @Meeegl
      @Meeegl 3 місяці тому +69

      Relatable

    • @NubE-Co
      @NubE-Co 3 місяці тому +26

      Noah is hard? That can easily be taken out of context.

    • @ever_dusk
      @ever_dusk 3 місяці тому +83

      @@NubE-Cono hes bad at it..

    • @Ilmatorjuntapanssarivaunu_90
      @Ilmatorjuntapanssarivaunu_90 3 місяці тому +15

      @@jxstgavin2562 Bro fell for a bot's antics

  • @duncanjala
    @duncanjala 3 місяці тому +60

    My favorite part of the ad is that you can hear him hitting the space bar to move through his slide show.

  • @RD69420
    @RD69420 3 місяці тому +29

    Phish | The cook
    Yee | The cavalier
    Twobold | Dragonfood

  • @Blaze54845
    @Blaze54845 3 місяці тому +175

    I like how instead of killing each other, the players immediately became embroiled in their own side quests

  • @TheBlazingArmy.0
    @TheBlazingArmy.0 3 місяці тому +475

    Twobold: *haunted by dragons*
    Yee: *haunted by time god*
    Phish: *playing the world's weirdest life sim*

    • @j4forever234
      @j4forever234 3 місяці тому +12

      I just hope for game developer to make this kind of f-ing weird games

  • @Sayan_9001
    @Sayan_9001 3 місяці тому +1302

    I love that noah is just ignoring the rules in order to torment twobold

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 місяці тому +5

      E‎

    • @NubE-Co
      @NubE-Co 3 місяці тому +57

      he's the game director who cares

    • @werrywit
      @werrywit 3 місяці тому +141

      this assumes there are rules

    • @hubertnnn
      @hubertnnn 3 місяці тому +108

      Noah is a perfect solution to the old dilemma of "Can God create a rock so heavy even he cannot pick it up".

    • @da1syfr
      @da1syfr 3 місяці тому

      TORTURE THE SHADOW REALM MAN

  • @Artemis_A-24
    @Artemis_A-24 3 місяці тому +58

    43:02 Imagine riding around on a dragon but dying because someone has god tier accuracy with a shotgun💀

    • @GohanKanor
      @GohanKanor 3 місяці тому +10

      "What is it that you desire?" says Time God. Yee said, "I want to know where he comes from." The God of Time: "Dude, we still don't have the budget for that."

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 3 місяці тому +76

    11:15i love how his first thought after almost being kidnapped is "must make wifu, must smash"

  • @SaltyPhish
    @SaltyPhish 3 місяці тому +433

    Hehehehehehehehheheh I’m a worm heuehehehurhehe

    • @dimitar4y
      @dimitar4y 3 місяці тому +32

      he even gave you a staff to stay a worm and everything. Too bad you ate your own son though, never paid much attention to your kids. Father ran away from them as soon as they were conceived!

    • @skales3864
      @skales3864 3 місяці тому +40

      Child 1: Eaten by Leonard
      Child 2: Cooked and consumed by it's own father
      Child 3 & 4 + your wife: killed by Twobold's can of pesticide
      Child 5: Eaten by a Hydra
      Yup, you might just be a worse father than Thanos

    • @TaraSpring-y9n
      @TaraSpring-y9n 3 місяці тому +1

      Worm go hehe

    • @gerwaltspodnovigradu5508
      @gerwaltspodnovigradu5508 3 місяці тому

      You ate a child phish

    • @MysteryEven
      @MysteryEven 3 місяці тому +1

      He is worm

  • @jaydenholzhueter6344
    @jaydenholzhueter6344 3 місяці тому +488

    “Let me parry” on the last net 20 is the most greed I’ve heard from a magic the Noah show

    • @dimitar4y
      @dimitar4y 3 місяці тому +71

      nat*. by the way. nat.
      But yeah trying to overrule the 20 ending, smh. It's a tradition to end d&d's with a blast.

    • @jaydenholzhueter6344
      @jaydenholzhueter6344 3 місяці тому +9

      @@dimitar4y auto correct be like

  • @trentgawd4292
    @trentgawd4292 3 місяці тому +565

    I love how 5 minutes in, twobold’s being attacked by 2 dragons and a hydra, phish has become a worm, and yee’s mounted a pig

    • @Lreclusa
      @Lreclusa 3 місяці тому +69

      Phish mounted a worm too

    • @wolfella5793
      @wolfella5793 3 місяці тому +11

      @@Lreclusa XD THATS CRAZYYYYY

    • @4Moth2Mellow0
      @4Moth2Mellow0 3 місяці тому +15

      @@Lreclusa My worm gets mounted all the time. Not that crazy

    • @1boldearth
      @1boldearth 3 місяці тому +3

      Still 45 minutes left, too

    • @PistolTrigger
      @PistolTrigger 3 місяці тому

      6 minutes in*🤓🤓🤓🤓

  • @Zalodowialy
    @Zalodowialy 3 місяці тому +12

    the ending was just majestic, the fact he shot the shotgun in his face and got a nat-20 made it even better

  • @000Tack_shooter
    @000Tack_shooter 3 місяці тому +34

    Fact: Twobold has had 4 consecutive wins on magic the noah's gameshows with this gameshow ending his streak

  • @Cedmues
    @Cedmues 3 місяці тому +868

    There are three different adventures happening here. Twobolds torture, Yee making bad decisions, and Phish pursuing his best? life.

    • @hubertnnn
      @hubertnnn 3 місяці тому +77

      Twobolds: Redo of healer
      Phish: Shokugeki no souma
      Yee: Re Zero

    • @HelloIAmARandomPerson
      @HelloIAmARandomPerson 3 місяці тому +21

      Twobold is literally the tortoise in the tortoise and the hare, having the odds stacked against him, yet somehow winning or getting close to it.

    • @sp4cef0rc37
      @sp4cef0rc37 3 місяці тому +5

      I see what you did here.

  • @weewoomasterlol
    @weewoomasterlol 3 місяці тому +308

    Hear me out: Phish’s play was to burrow into the walls as a worm for extra defense, then spend three turns creating potions of enlarging and one house teleporter which lets you teleport inside a house. Then you use the house teleport to go into the original house, you use 3 enlarging potions on your pan and you COOK THE TIME GOD IN THE GIANT PAN AND BECOME THE TIME GOD

    • @gamermoment656
      @gamermoment656 3 місяці тому +63

      You roll low and revert to human form under the earth and suffocate then the house teleporter activates putting you in the house but you drop the enlarging potions and the fire becomes bigger removing your last health point.

    • @Boooiiiiii
      @Boooiiiiii Місяць тому

      Once i revert to a egg i burrow myself underground for 3 years, there my form matures

  • @katoatoato
    @katoatoato 3 місяці тому +625

    I love the string of intros that is just Twobold suffering

  • @ShikiZero
    @ShikiZero 3 місяці тому +9

    Game: kill each other
    Twobold: I summon! *gets attacked by summon*
    Yee: I PLAY! *time god rewinds his play and plays with it's food*
    Phish: *worm chef noises* *completing the optional side quests*

  • @moslok4919
    @moslok4919 3 місяці тому +197

    This whole game was just noah rolling high and every single player somehow rolling below a 10

    • @mariathekat890
      @mariathekat890 3 місяці тому +20

      Not Phish tho

    • @TwilightWolf2508
      @TwilightWolf2508 3 місяці тому +45

      On top of that, most of Noah's low rolls were on rolls that would have benefitted the players lmao

  • @Eevolie
    @Eevolie 3 місяці тому +93

    Phish took the "would you still love me if I was a worm" to a whole new level

    • @Loardify
      @Loardify 3 місяці тому +3

      Would you love me if i was a worm ?
      Phish: I become worm.

  • @TheConnedMan
    @TheConnedMan 3 місяці тому +60

    I love how Noah just embodies genie energy like oh man. Giving each player the worst outcome for their desire

  • @Snipergod1024
    @Snipergod1024 3 місяці тому +9

    This is not a game. This, is an advanced torture simulator designed to break the spirit of those who have angered the Dark Lord Noah. Seems legit.

  • @derpypizza
    @derpypizza 3 місяці тому +155

    When Noah said “give me your money” I really thought he was gonna start a patreon

  • @giovanni8532
    @giovanni8532 3 місяці тому +202

    Noah: ok I invited Phis and Twobold now I'll invite Lew...
    *Remember the last time he invited Lewie at a drawing game*
    Noah: Yee let's invite Yee

    • @ninjastronautguymagenta
      @ninjastronautguymagenta 3 місяці тому +37

      And it wouldn't have even mattered because the game barely stayed drawing-based.

    • @nothinghere642
      @nothinghere642 3 місяці тому +37

      Not the mimic detectors 😭💀

    • @fadlanal-amsi9839
      @fadlanal-amsi9839 3 місяці тому +2

      Oh that whu

    • @PoisoNob
      @PoisoNob 3 місяці тому +3

      MIMIC DETECtOR

    • @lexaiuskenjiro5867
      @lexaiuskenjiro5867 3 місяці тому +2

      If he actually invited lewie, the ending would’ve been different

  • @tomatogenesis
    @tomatogenesis 3 місяці тому +143

    Time God: "What do you want?"
    Yee: "I want to know his origins"
    Time God: "Dude we still don't have the budget for that"

    • @j4forever234
      @j4forever234 3 місяці тому +16

      Noah even doesn't have car in his game assets lol

    • @ElzanderDarkman
      @ElzanderDarkman 3 місяці тому +2

      @@j4forever234 he doesn’t need a car his assets are so adaptable that they can be anything.

    • @Justasillylol
      @Justasillylol 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@j4forever234who needs a car while you can have misilth the plague serpent?

  • @therustedshank9995
    @therustedshank9995 3 місяці тому +6

    27:33 The one worm that isn't his family surviving is a nice touch

    • @jazzelprogato7420
      @jazzelprogato7420 3 години тому

      that worm is his child, the second to the left one was not his child

  • @memegumin
    @memegumin 3 місяці тому +12

    The real victim here is Leonard, the worm family, and sauron that did absolutely nothing at all.

  • @tomatogenesis
    @tomatogenesis 3 місяці тому +104

    Yee: _leaves Leonard to his fate after abandoning him for a dragon_
    Time God: "And I took that personally."

    • @j4forever234
      @j4forever234 3 місяці тому +5

      So time God was make him pay to what he do to Leonard?

    • @ziompn9647
      @ziompn9647 3 місяці тому +11

      ​@@j4forever234time god is reincarnation of leonard

    • @CoryNippe-yt5qc
      @CoryNippe-yt5qc 3 місяці тому +1

      What?

    • @piolewus
      @piolewus 3 місяці тому +10

      So that’s why he didn’t want to reveal his origins

  • @k3ose45
    @k3ose45 3 місяці тому +50

    Twobold’s getting bullied by dragons, Phish is a worm, and Yee is riding a pig. It’s gonna be a great video

  • @Deathnotefan97
    @Deathnotefan97 3 місяці тому +54

    I was fully expecting "I use the staff to control the dragon"
    "The staff only controls animals, dragons are magical creatures, it has no effect"

  • @darthpizza3849
    @darthpizza3849 3 місяці тому +4

    It’s crazy how consistent twobolds bad luck is. Every time he rolled for something I just assumed he’d roll badly and I was usually right

  • @bido8917
    @bido8917 3 місяці тому +53

    that showdown between twobolt and phish at the end was straight out of an anime.

  • @BeanzStudioz
    @BeanzStudioz 3 місяці тому +57

    twobold : house burning , being atacked by dragons . phish : i am become worm creator of soil

  • @ratanaball4985
    @ratanaball4985 3 місяці тому +93

    Twobolt: Harassed by dragons
    Phish: Got villain back storied by Twobolt
    Whoever the third guy was: Got timegod'ed

    • @zboredskilled
      @zboredskilled 3 місяці тому +30

      was there a third person lol
      (time god reversed time so yee nerver existed)

    • @ReignyRain
      @ReignyRain 3 місяці тому +16

      What are you talking about?
      (Time God reversed time to where this video doesn't exist)

    • @j4forever234
      @j4forever234 3 місяці тому +6

      Mom! Look! We have two suns!
      (Time God reversed time to the end of WW2)

    • @Newspaperbouquet77
      @Newspaperbouquet77 3 місяці тому +2

      How are you talking (This video never existed) ​@@ReignyRain

    • @HaveYouSeenMePFP
      @HaveYouSeenMePFP 3 місяці тому

      yee

  • @shawnluehrs2426
    @shawnluehrs2426 2 місяці тому +2

    35:43 “They are lizards, why do they know so much about medicine?”

  • @thatman92
    @thatman92 3 місяці тому +4

    The fact that he changes the wheel speed every single video adds to the chaos

  • @aidanedgell3037
    @aidanedgell3037 3 місяці тому +361

    0:11 Noah literally has better games than triple a studios these days

    • @8ShekelsDeep
      @8ShekelsDeep 3 місяці тому +31

      the bar isnt that high

    • @moarjank
      @moarjank 3 місяці тому +12

      The A in AAA is for Awful

    • @Numbergamer2024
      @Numbergamer2024 3 місяці тому +10

      @@moarjank Awfully Awful Awwfull

    • @Whytho2000
      @Whytho2000 3 місяці тому +1

      Scratch that, didnt they say they have quadruple A games now? Still better than the garbage they pump out.

    • @GuardianM25
      @GuardianM25 3 місяці тому +1

      What would Noah do with a AAA budget?

  • @vindi167
    @vindi167 3 місяці тому +25

    25:39 well he's rolled like more than 20 times, and getting above 10 is a 10/20 (1/2) chance, so it's like already somewhere past 1/1048576, which is crazy

  • @ChaosFlame13
    @ChaosFlame13 3 місяці тому +137

    “Time god resistant shield” - time god proceeds to get rid of the shield.

    • @blu8009
      @blu8009 3 місяці тому +65

      Time god resistant, not time god proof

    • @liinnder
      @liinnder 3 місяці тому +40

      Time god resistant not time-reversal resistant

    • @theodoricbogedain9537
      @theodoricbogedain9537 3 місяці тому +19

      It is resistant to going back in time so it didn't go back with them

  • @bilinasmini3480
    @bilinasmini3480 3 місяці тому +6

    Dragons haunt Twobold. Yee: time god haunted Phish: engaging in the wackiest life simulation ever

  • @originalgamer3412
    @originalgamer3412 3 місяці тому +3

    You have to love that in the intro, he’s still using google slideshow, since you can hear the enter key everytime he goes to a difference slide.

  • @lionel882
    @lionel882 3 місяці тому +129

    10:26 thats not a gun thats a vampiric sword

    • @A.l.i.Z.a.i.n
      @A.l.i.Z.a.i.n 3 місяці тому +5

      True

    • @The_Approaching_Storm320
      @The_Approaching_Storm320 3 місяці тому +12

      No, its a vampiric sword of buckshot

    • @iddoklein9275
      @iddoklein9275 3 місяці тому +1

      😂I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

    • @Milkshak33
      @Milkshak33 3 місяці тому +6

      The lore really does get bigger

    • @j4forever234
      @j4forever234 3 місяці тому +1

      We just wait for game theorist, theory about Noah games and lore? Lol😂

  • @TheFirstMantoDie
    @TheFirstMantoDie 3 місяці тому +274

    5:07 Noah overruling the Wheel result directly into something else? That's something new.

    • @mewhower
      @mewhower 3 місяці тому +101

      it looked like a 15, did you not see the wheel?

    • @TheFirstMantoDie
      @TheFirstMantoDie 3 місяці тому +52

      @@mewhower oh, my bad. I thought it was something else for some reason...

    • @the-answer-is-42
      @the-answer-is-42 3 місяці тому +30

      @@TheFirstMantoDie No worries, the popup was also confused, but it was 15. We all saw it.

    • @gisming
      @gisming 3 місяці тому +11

      wdym that was clearly a 15

    • @arjunbaweja7755
      @arjunbaweja7755 3 місяці тому +2

      Clearly it was 15 (I think even a 5 would have done it for comedic effect so he just said that as a joke)

  • @jaredjavier3042
    @jaredjavier3042 3 місяці тому +369

    "stop eating me" Twobold 2024

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 місяці тому +4

      E‎

    • @AJPG64
      @AJPG64 3 місяці тому +1

      ??? Didnt he die earlier this year??

    • @Ignite_GT
      @Ignite_GT 3 місяці тому +1

      that wad two mad not two bold, I thought the same thing for a second lol

    • @y0sh812
      @y0sh812 3 місяці тому +1

      "Come on, man!" ; - ; < Twobold

  • @Mr_Fluffy_Paws
    @Mr_Fluffy_Paws 3 місяці тому +1

    I have been avidly watching UA-cam for many years and I haven't been so consistently entertained by a single channel since rooster teeth was doing animated adventures and Michael's rage quit videos. Noah is undeniably the underground GOAT of comedic uploads. I always get excited to see new videos posted. Please never stop

  • @cammo353
    @cammo353 3 місяці тому +37

    I liked it when twobold never tried to use the animal control staff after the first time

  • @Folinglow
    @Folinglow 3 місяці тому +121

    The Sophist lives on in Twobold

    • @Rebublic_of_austria
      @Rebublic_of_austria 3 місяці тому +12

      I mean he's still alive. I think it's just mind control.

    • @Lorekeeper_GGuy
      @Lorekeeper_GGuy 3 місяці тому +15

      Sophist and Twobold are two sides of the same coin

    • @HaveYouSeenMePFP
      @HaveYouSeenMePFP 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Lorekeeper_GGuy they are both the same side, bad luck. tails

  • @supersillyfella
    @supersillyfella 3 місяці тому +42

    I love how Noah almost never rolled below 12 on a huge portion of the video

  • @brentisnotafur-
    @brentisnotafur- 3 місяці тому +4

    Yee: *Breathes*
    Time god: *Reverses that*

  • @NeonShadowBF
    @NeonShadowBF 3 місяці тому +2

    "Can i have a super healing potion?"
    *proceeds to drink it instead of throwing at someone that reverses damage*

  • @Rogue_5507
    @Rogue_5507 3 місяці тому +42

    "Give Phish the hydra."
    NOT THE GAUNTLET AGAIN

  • @KazumaTheKloud
    @KazumaTheKloud 3 місяці тому +15

    Leonard is the single best asset I have ever seen. Please bring him back in future episodes.

  • @Carrotinthesea
    @Carrotinthesea 3 місяці тому +49

    The ending was perfect
    50:12 After a fierce battle Twobolt looks like he's going to win
    50:34 But his plan didn't work, the dragons didn't heal him like he expected them to.
    50:53 Finally Fish goes for one last shot, landing a Critical hit right in Twobolt's face.
    50:59 Even after being defeated he begged God for one last chance, but the voice of God came down from the Heavens to announce "Fish won", Twobolt's luck had run out.

    • @blueviper7501
      @blueviper7501 3 місяці тому +1

      Lol can't beg if your heads gone XD

    • @j4forever234
      @j4forever234 3 місяці тому +9

      ​@@blueviper7501theoretically, in the Noah oddness game, he can do that if he wanted to

    • @blueviper7501
      @blueviper7501 3 місяці тому

      @@j4forever234 agreed.

  • @RandomDude1487
    @RandomDude1487 25 днів тому +1

    43:16 my fave part is from here when yee dies to the end of the video, it feels so epic

  • @NeonShadowBF
    @NeonShadowBF 3 місяці тому +3

    Phish: potion simulator
    Yee: bites the dust
    Twobold: *swarmed by dragons*

  • @gerbil9cat9
    @gerbil9cat9 3 місяці тому +78

    “i use it to control the dragon”
    rolls a 4
    “but i didnt say which animal i was targeting. its the pig.”

    • @GDRunny
      @GDRunny 3 місяці тому +3

      "It didn't work"

    • @j4forever234
      @j4forever234 3 місяці тому +1

      His brain are not braining

  • @not_umbre
    @not_umbre 3 місяці тому +42

    This is the most freedom that the players had in any of the games

  • @QuintBlitz
    @QuintBlitz 3 місяці тому +54

    7:37 Definitely is the best part of these videos, no matter the game or how its played, everyone *ALWAYS* defaults to their alignments!

  • @tofu1639
    @tofu1639 3 місяці тому +2

    The destroy all animals was genius. It would’ve killed Phish since he was transformed as a bat. I doubt he was thinking that but hey gotta give him credit for that.

  • @MrMayhem010
    @MrMayhem010 3 місяці тому +332

    ANYTHING!? So they could theoretically make Noah one of the players instead of the host?

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 місяці тому +4

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @Superersonic19
      @Superersonic19 3 місяці тому +55

      Noah would just skip there turn 😅

    • @MystiKayla
      @MystiKayla 3 місяці тому +59

      Noah would 100% Veto that decision

    • @hubertnnn
      @hubertnnn 3 місяці тому +57

      @@MystiKayla Nope, he would add himself as the time god.

    • @Cyrus-iv5nh
      @Cyrus-iv5nh 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@hubertnnn real

  • @placeholder4119
    @placeholder4119 3 місяці тому +36

    Alternate title: twobold gets bullied by dragons

    • @j4forever234
      @j4forever234 3 місяці тому +2

      Alternate title : so I brought up 3 people's to kill each other but apparently they turn off to torture themselves (idk why I named this almost as long as anime tittle nowadays😂

  • @mindscapejem
    @mindscapejem 3 місяці тому +30

    So I shouldn't just give you money directly?

    • @DawsonBrothersCo
      @DawsonBrothersCo 3 місяці тому +2

      No, he wants you to get the funny powder that gives you energy (probably cocaine) in exchange for your money

    • @j4forever234
      @j4forever234 3 місяці тому

      ​@dawsonbrothersco.2232 lol

  • @Ncraft-d4q
    @Ncraft-d4q Місяць тому +1

    2:58 Noah : *oh that's a 19, you're going to lose 4 health.* Meanwhile : *removes 91 health*

  • @Koldun
    @Koldun 3 місяці тому +2

    This is literally the best thing to end/start the month with, thank you. Everyone is asleep at home, and I almost died of the suppressed laugh

  • @Ski-bird
    @Ski-bird 3 місяці тому +9

    having this episode be animated with a decent quality that also drops in quality in a funny way would be comedy gold

  • @ATV-2008
    @ATV-2008 3 місяці тому +19

    TwoBold was really unlucky this game. I bet after the recording session he screamed "CURSE YOU DRAGON'S!" and the only thing TwoBold hears is Noah's sigh.

  • @wiseone86
    @wiseone86 3 місяці тому +26

    I swear Noah rolled over 10 on 15 consecutive monster attack rolls. Im so glad hes not my DM.

  • @Lavenderflowergacha
    @Lavenderflowergacha 2 місяці тому +1

    Twobold and Phish just going back and forth near the end game while Yee tries to reason with an angry god and a hydra inside a burning house that has a slightly smaller house inside is hilarious! 😭😭😭😭

  • @datwunfool2503
    @datwunfool2503 3 місяці тому

    It's crazy how entertaining these videos are. Always look forward to them.
    I appreciate the recent lot of videos that have colored/more detailed backgrounds.

  • @PhreNox_is5
    @PhreNox_is5 3 місяці тому +15

    Twobold: Darksouls
    Yee: Minecraft
    Phish: The Sims

    • @j4forever234
      @j4forever234 3 місяці тому +1

      Yee playing Hardcore Minecraft lol with better AI

  • @DiscoZombie-lw5tj
    @DiscoZombie-lw5tj 3 місяці тому +32

    Ok, but that pig needs to be added to the actual archive of Noah drawings

  • @tyquil825
    @tyquil825 3 місяці тому +35

    Noah’s “bad game design” is the same as Johnny’s “bad ideas.” They’re something that is a good idea but something companies would never do

  • @fluteflies
    @fluteflies 3 місяці тому +4

    We need a Noah multiverse where we get a huge video with most competitors competing in a tournament with 5 odd players each game to reach a second round to find the ultimate Noah competitor (you can automatically eliminate twobold)

  • @microwave_oven
    @microwave_oven 3 місяці тому +1

    phish became a worm, spawned worms and mated with them, cooked for dragons and won the game by basically being a good chef as a worm

  • @AmphibiFan700
    @AmphibiFan700 3 місяці тому +35

    If I had a nickel for every magic the Noah video uploaded this month that had a house be burned down, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

    • @randomperson012
      @randomperson012 3 місяці тому +1

      No it's not this is completely normal

  • @shoewaffle6145
    @shoewaffle6145 3 місяці тому +21

    22:32 I love how the fire doesn’t go out

  • @zaviyargul
    @zaviyargul 3 місяці тому +72

    Twobold got eaten by every sprite Noah has

  • @BagelTheBagel8932
    @BagelTheBagel8932 2 місяці тому +2

    First the cannon dwarf, now the dragon horde. I wonder what torments Twobold next...