I Made A Game That's Impossible To Beat
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- Опубліковано 22 бер 2024
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Guests:
@lewissmle
@SaltyPhish
@Twobold
for anyone wondering I am aware that @Valefisk released a very similar video to this (it was very good). I've had this video idea since before that but choose to wait after he released his video.
the art for rat wizard and cannon dwarf was done by a friend (this is how he asked to be credited) - Розваги
OH SISYPHUS CAN YOU HEAR ME??! I KNOW YOUR PAIN AND I KNOW YOUR AGONY!!!! I HATE THIS GOBLIN FOREST I HATE IIIIIITTTTTT
Looollllll I was laughing my ass off when you got surrounded by hydra's in the goblin forest 😂😂😂❤
Gotta give it to you man you made me laugh fuck tons today, thank you 🙏🙏
YOU GOT THROUGH IT YOU ARE NOW BETTER THEN ZEUS SINCE YOU JUST COMPLETED THE INCOMPLETABLE TASK
I don't see a phish complaining about all the hydras he fought
MVP your dog for bringing you toys.
The cannon dwarf found an amazing XP grind spot
The players probably saw that the 'duplicate card' and 'card upgrade' had a 2/3 chance of occurring and tried grinding it early on, without realising the dwarf was secretly grinding all of them
@@parasiticjaeger5170well, Lewie *had* a win condition in the black hole… until PHISH STOLE IT
@@zoompipes_twin2889 Was it even possible? They needed to beat the cannon dward twice but he only had 1 black hole..
@@parasiticjaeger5170I thought he still had 2 uses on that black hole, but honestly, after this torture i can't remember.
@@parasiticjaeger5170 cannon dwarf could dupe it
Phish’s experience with the hydras is exactly what fighting a hydra is actually like. You cut off one head,two more come back. It’s realistic
But hydra's arent real :(
@@TheHeck17 Prove it
@@TheHeck17nuh uh they do trust me bro
Except that's not how hydras actually work in fiction. Hydras just regrow the 1 head they lost, it doesn't keep doubling
@dot606 Dude Hydras are literally from greek mythology. The myth was every time Hercules cut a head off, two more grew back in its place.
at 1:13:21 Noah added 5 to Cannon Dwarf's ability, which is why he got odd numbered.
watching this video 3 times has unlocked my magical abilites, which is how i know such arcane things
Sorry you watched this how many times??😊
@@jackdudley3755 ADHD is a hell of a spicy brain to have
Then what was Phish’ actual glory points number, before it got deleted?
@@alexanderrose1071 12, you can see it at 54:35 and he doesnt gain any more
Then you know that the game isn't over yet. They declared a victor without finishing the spins.
Alternate title: 4 friends getting tortured and becoming mentally insane by some dwarf with a cannon
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*2 cannons
And I thought the piles of hydras were going to be the stars of the shows
The amount of mental suffering that’s going on is happening is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying at the same goddamn time
You mean 3 freidns and one tortured observer
Noah at the beginning: "this is not a team game"
Noah 2+ hours in: "We are gonna win this"
Noah went from being the narrator to being the 4th player, and I'm all here for it
He learnt the value of friendship :)
I love character development
@@bash3226 no, he learnt not to put a canon dwarf in any of his games ever
@@ShadowKing02470to put it in *every* game in the future you mean
@@ShadowKing02470cannon dwarf is gonna be a reoccuring character, though he'll probably be nerfed
What makes this so perfect, is EVERYONE suffers, not just the players, but Noah too is being punished and tortured, even the viewer is being punished for being here, feeling the same moments of excitement, and then disappointment.
Twobold: Wizard who keeps blasting himself into last week and getting tp'd to spawn by the Mystic Forest of Goblins who turn into Hydras.
Phish: The Rogue who happened to be in the right place at the right time to snag a fancy future gun, then fought countless Hydras for many days and nights
Lewie: That one Barbarian who is literally feeding the stage 2 boss all the xp they need to make the BBEG pale in comparison
I'm glad I found this channel 🤣
😂 true
The 4 horseman of making you insane
: +2 to all abilities
: summon another Hydra
: add a goop to your deck
: return to start
You forgot about
Canno Dwarf
Honorary mention
-Destroy one card/Duplicate one card
I think Lewis's luck should replace return to start
@@ZeroFormLak duplicate one card is the only reason they won though, without it there'd only be one staff and one cannon.
@@josephjoestar953 it aslo became an addiction worse than shadow wheel
The virgin doubling cannon
vs
The chad +2 cannon
i cannot tell if this is the funniest comment here or if i am just lightheaed after qatching the whole vid
@hs7178 if you are writing a q instead of a w I think you are lightheaded
@christianmiddelaarvan2377 I mean, jonestly after that show it could be either 🤣
@@coffee1139you are for sure light headed you put j instead of h
@@damonfleming38 uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no xomment 🤣🤣
Honestly cannon dwarf is just the rpg mentor. He just spars with them and both have the potential to get stronger.
Cannon Dwarf literally made so strong, they felt weak but they’re the strongest fighters in the world.
Nothing beats them except for -20 luck 😂😂😂
Fish held the line so they could train
"I'm going to keep fighting the canan dwarf, it's only good things" -One Poor Soul
20:18 - start of first canon dwarf fight
1:25:40 - canon dwarf dies
This video would’ve been about an hour shorter if somebody hadn’t fought him over and over again and powered him up
10/10
Thank you for the timestamps lmao
it would have been a whole lot shorter if somebody didn't use the black hole for a hydra
Did I just watched 3 people fighting a dwarf for 1 hour 5 minutes and 22 seconds?
Skill issues. That the reasons.
@@gktahphish noped out half way
“Why won’t you die?!”
“Cannon arms, son! They increase my power in response to physical trauma!”
Real
Underrated
"every failed attack is absorbed"
and psychological trauma, cant forget that. that's why he took so long to kill, their insanity only furthered his strength
"WE ARE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL CANNONS HERE LEWIE, CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY +2!"
it's been days. i cannot forget cannon dwarf. his methods seem harsh, but he was never truly an enemy. Upon his victory, he bestowed his foe with more power for your next fight, as well the gift of cannons, while only occasionally taking the opportunity to better himself, if only to be able to keep up with you and further help your growth.
As he is finally defeated, he goes down with a smile in his lips, truly glad to see you break past your own limitations, satisfied that his sacrifice could be helpful. Ultimately, cannon dwarf was a not an enemy. He was a friend, and a mentor. He will be missed.
When lewie was fighting Cannondwarf repeatedly, I was thinking "What's the worst that could happen?"
Brother really made a magic the Noah game become longer than a one piece arc.
great way to remind everyone WHO's fault it is for REPEATEDLY GIVING THE CANNON DWARF FREE XP
Lmao, report him for feeding
I will do 1 push up for every 6.9 likes this comment gets
Why?
The joke is to not like the comment
@@setly9525For likes
I'm starting to see comments like these recently. Is this another "Outstanding🔥🔥🔥" trend..?
Cap 🧢
"No horrors here, just pathetic wizards who's greatest spells are my cantrips."
That Twobold wizard quote is insanely raw.
Oh my gosh look it's Cannon Dwarf
oh my god it's THE cannon dwarf!
Yoooo its cannon dwarf
Twobold was always the funniest of the group because he improvs some of the funniest and rawest quotes, you can tell by watching the ANKO videos
real
Feel free to add in funny moments, but here are some of my favourites XD
1:03:21 - "Sisyphus!" (My personal favourite)
1:15:28 - Statistics class
1:15:11 - Noah's so "funny"
1:18:31 - Set that Amba
1:18:45 - They will study this
1:24:26 - "All I see is GOOP and WHEEL"
1:25:13 - DOUBLE
1:26:37 - It's Hilarious
1:29:14 - The Odds
28:20 "I HATE YOU"
17:26 “Roll my sleeves up ‘Gad damn gawblins’”
1:04:10 "wait one second I need to AHHHHH! Alright let's do this"
@@user-lx8zw2rc1x That scream really sounded like something straight out of a horror game jump scare.
@@GrassTroll I agree
this video is amazing. getting sent back to the start, the hydra gauntlet, the 1280 roll only to lose, the cannon dwarf powering up for hours because one man was so stubborn... it's so good i love it
Noah sounded genuinely happy. This added a whole new layer to the comedy.
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EA games
Noah is the narator from stanley paradble
It didn't sound happy, he was happy
yea
A good MagicTheNoah game inspires insanity in its players.
A GREAT MagicTheNoah game inspires insanity in Noah himself.
fr... the canon dwarf fight lasted an hour and five minutes
I've never seen Noah go insane before. It was honestly terrifying.
@@memerman4366 That's in the final cut, it was probably twice as long in the actual game...
Bruh I was going insane
yoooo 666 likes
Honestly it was phish we were all worried about but when twobold and lewie got stuck on the cannon dwarf i forgot all about phish’s pain then.
For future reference, Noah has established here that 1 Slime is 2 Goblin Equivalent (GE) and a Hydra is 7 GE. This is important lore that I hope Noah never forgets.
There was no shadow realm on the board, so the board became a shadow realm
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
I petition for raw full length feature of the Google slides movie with 1 and a half hours of never before seen footage.. thanks in advance.
I sign this petition.
Yes please give us a second channel with any failed runs and full runs noah i am begging you,
GIVE US THE DIRECTORS CUT
PLEASE
Absolutely. I will invite friends and make it a movie night. At the end of the night I will have one friend remaining. Maybe.
This is literally the best episode yet
Not only did the players go insane even Noah did as well
the best part about this is that the cannons are supposed to double the power AND the consequences. so cannon dwarf's stats should have been in the thousands
Swet lord
I think 216 max, so not thousands, but yeah it sure would have been awful nonetheless "^^
they kept comparing their task with sisyphus but atleast that guys rock didnt get heavier when it rolled down.
You got a laugh out of me, good work
Oh yeah, due to friction, my guy must be rolling a grain of sand by now!
@@bensoncheung2801he just walks up the hill but it slips through his fingers every time and he has to run back down to get it
@@centurionpan3400 Yeah, but he's saying it would have eventually eroded over time from friction
@@bensoncheung2801a grain of sand would honestly be harder than the rock
They joked about it going to long. Then I see there's an hour left..
"That time the rogue fought an endless gauntlet of hydras and became the strongest in the world" put that on my anime watch list
"all i see is GOOP and WHEEL" absolutely KILLS me every time lmfao
This video is divided into two halves.
First Half: Shits and giggles
Second half: Anguish beyond belief
Third half: Constant laughter and crying
just like hamilton
Alternatively
First half: shits and giggles
Second hafl: giggles and shits.
First half: cannon dwarf
Second half: cannon dwarf
Third half: cannon dwarf + some random dragon lmfao
First third: mystic forest and cannon dwarf.
Second third: CANNON DWARF.
3rd third: CANNON DWARF!!!! oh and a dragon ig.
1:14:48 the fact that cannon dwarf didn't even lose to himself- no, even worse, HE TIED with himself, is true pain
LMAO
He finally met an opponent equal to his power. But he was defeated by he, the cannon lover
The fact that the dragon still rolled a 100 against itself
This was fucking incredible. Massive congrats to Noah and the gamers for making it through the whole 3 hours.
This was probably my favorite type of mechanics for a game you've ever had. The cards for combat, the upgrading of cards and the wheel's determining the actions. All that needs to change is the difficulty and things are perfect. But I would also allow the fusing of duplicate cards to make them more powerful so things like the blue staff are usable in the mid game.
No intelligence is more artificial than Noah’s.
they all lost it at the end
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The AI was the only intelligence seen in this video
Noah's math skills are worst than stupid
i feel immense amounts of psychological pain
"One must imagine sisyphus happy"
In the end you could really see this here.
*My 2 favorite moments:*
1:04:09
Noah's scream of agony 😭
1:15:40
There's a second stage? 😰
really appreciate the amount of effort noah puts into captioning everything. its super helpful when they're all yelling + oftentimes makes the video funnier
Noah at the beginning: i am holding you hostage
Noah at the end: the game is holding US hostage
murica is being held hostage
@@akiprox7murica is dead
the production budget has improved yet again. so much quality now
😶🌫
Too much quality, even
im astonished that he could hire people like ai to make such high quality games
I think, Noah didn't had enough Budget to pay himself, that's why he needed to outsource the game.
im scarred that it will be even better
You know it’s bad when Noah changes rules to BENEFIT the players
As recorded in the books of Noah...
1. Phish. The Thie- ...Rogue within the brilliant hero party. The Rogue who was capable of: "Do nothing, do nothing, nothing happens, upgrade dagger, steal from allies." He was in one of those story plots where the weak hero gets trapped in another realm doing an endless training arc.
After that eternity, a mighty warrior armed with unusually numerous explosives had torn down that realm filled with hydras and seas of poisonous goop, freeing him only after upgrading his armory of explosives by working together with the mighty dwarven lord of legends. Of course, the rogue of legends within the hero party had grown his body tremendously through incredibly rigorous physical training.
(Oddly enough this hero had no powers aside from now being as fast as lightning. Though he became known in the early journey as the world learnt of his tremendous skills in survival when faced with endless hydras.)
From here he then battled the mighty Dragon known as the Demon Lord for 150 days and 150 nights...!!!! Then finally defeating it with sheer perseverance, saving the world from the tyranny of the Demon Lord.
2. Twobold. The grand magus within the hero's party. He began his epic tale of noble sacrifice within the goblin forest. Legend has it that you could hear his mighty thunderbolts creating titanic craters where those puny goblins faced utter genocid- ...Defeat. It was said if you looked closely, you may even see an "illusion" of the mighty man himself flying off into the distance to display his triumphant magic power and encourage humanity with his screams of victory...
Legends say this hero did it so much people started thinking he was obsessed more with hunting goblins than advancing his thunder spells for the sake of humanity... Yet his story did not end there! He too got trapped within an endless sea of hydras as the hatred of the goblins created another secret realm, though he managed to annihilate them too after having mastered the art of generating and unleashing endless power...!!
Then his tale ended with the noble sacrifice of sealing away a mighty foe hidden within the tallest mountain peak along with the final hero party member, a mighty warrior...!!!! Truly he displayed an overwhelming sense of duty, moving humanity to tears.
3. Lewie. The man with an incredible affinity for being a warrior with his overbearing physique, who despite this had an unnatural interest in alchemy and then ultimately... Explosions. He saved the Rogue from certain doom with unparalleled explosives after having had them forged by the mighty dwarven lord of legends. (Though his existence had strangely disappeared during this tumultuous era.)
Unfortunately, nothing else is known aside from the fact that this hero (who may have been even more mighty than the grand magus himself although only by rumors) had chosen to sacrifice his life alongside the honorable grand magus to hold off some great and mighty terror hidden deep within the tallest mountain on the continent. Some dwarves say the foe was the dwarven lord and that history was written wrong, as if the heroes were assaulting their God! This preposterous claim is pure heresy! Noah makes NO mistakes in choosing heroes.
The absence of the shadow realm may have weakened Twobold but he still powered through, what a comeback!
He powered through by designing his deck to spin as many wheels as humanly possible, which is a very twobold thing to do.
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The shadow realm was the start space 😂
@@e-tan3911He had shadow realm at home
@@Ekgladiatorthis whole game was the shadow realm.
The first two-thirds of this is among the funniest content I've seen from you. The last third is like a lucid nightmare, where every second I have to acknowledge that I'm voluntarily subjecting myself to this hell and despite that I continue to suffer when leaving is completely within my control at literally any moment. 5/5.
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I'm only halfway through it and I think the nightmare's been going for at least half the video so far, so this comment fills me with glee and the need to find a whip.
Rule Nr 1 of MagicTheNoah Content: there is always a shadow realm. If there isn't a shadow realm, yes there is.
It's like an abusive relationship
everything after the 10 minute cut felt like a benadryl trip
I could have watched a movie, I could have watched a series, but instead I watched people suffer
This is transcendental art. You didn’t set out to make a masterpiece, but against all odds, it was created.
This was unironically the best Noah video, everything in it was perfect, twobold being teleported to the spawn, phish being stuck in the gauntlet, and the cannon dwarf slowly powering himself
"There's a second stage?"
- Fish
You can hear the hope extinguish in his voice 😅😂
What's funnier is that the dragon consecutively rolling those 100's are literally one in a million chances. He could've won a lottery with that.
Phish* 🤓☝️
@@KaiCarp Why bother properly naming a fish?
When the test has 2 sides
Bro these videos are growing to be my favorite now i just gotta wait another couple weeks
"I rolled only 1s, lost my staff and haven't used any magic"
sounds like a title for a new isekai anime
Cannon dwarf needs to make a return. It sounded like every time they lost to him they took a shot.
I have gone through 4 mixed drinks in this video. I don't want to imagine what taking a shot each loss would be like.
@@strikermodeldead you’d be dead
Noah changing twobold’s subtitles to “I did choose” and “this was my choice” was so good.
I think it was a problem at the translation department... You know it happens a lot in high quality movies like these
@@artimoo_is_not_taken"laughs happily"
I LOVE that two bold Cannot do anything at start but at the end wins
I love the captions. I know you do it to make people comment more so I am commenting more for positive reinforcement. "This guy might actually be barbie" Man, you're good with that.
They got so broken at the end they forgot the main function of cannon was to also double the punishment
Imagine how much stats the cannon dwarf would have if they still doubled the punishment
Oh God! I wish they did now. Cannon Dwarf, lord of all things cannon, would've become a God.
I forgot about that too, we need a redo of this video now XD
@@evanzablocki9346 bold to assume he wasnt already
But this would had also meaned that they got to upgrade and duplicate twice their cards so they would have even more chance to win against the dwarf
@@evanzablocki9346 I'm pretty certain cannon dwarf litterallly cannot physically lose to bread god
If you ever do another video woth these three, one of two things needs to happen
1. Canon dwarf needs to be the final boss
2. Have it on a rewards wheel, like, a 3% chance to land on, be "summon cannon dwarf" and see how long before they notice
U do realise, the would summon a bunch instantaneous
oh god the horrors
the final boss has a 0.0001% sliver: resurrect cannon dwarf with all stats from this video, see the trauma ensue
3% is never 0%
Man I want to like your comment but it has exactly 666 likes and it seems very fitting
this made me laugh so hard well done. and as someone who has watched valevisks videos this isn't true torture. you can go even further. and I ENCOURAGE YOU TO DO SO
Oh my god, this was too much. Why did I subject myself to the last half hour, I think I was as happy as they were when it was over. Amazing video, hyped for the next one!
I don't think this will be sent to a statistician to analyze, this should be sent to all the psychology majors to learn how comedy accelerate insanity.
Cannon dwarf better be a reoccurring character after this
It better, it needs to bring back ptsd
Cannon dwarf and his infinitely replicating hydra army
it's funny if he only ever comes back when it's this group of youtuber as if it's haunting them
Technically speaking everything Lewis lost with the canan doubling the bomb it should have added +4 to the Canon dwarfs stats😭
YOur logic at the end is flawless, how can I not?
This is definitely the best video I've seen yet, and I swear its 95% schadenfreude
You guys did good XD
cannot argue with that flowchart t the end, but I'm already subscribed.
I find it really funny that Noah refuses to duplicate Twobold's staves not once, but twice, and after he suffers the consequences of not doing so, he realizes his terrible error and does not make the same mistake a 3rd time when the opportunity comes again
The true character development
if anyone else is curious, Phish's points disappear sometime between 1:00:20 -1:00:50. took a lot of scrolling around after they pointed it out haha
That subscribe logic had me so I subscribed. Once I caught my breath that is.
1:12:46 when Twobold said “you suck Noah” but then the captions said “you are great Noah” is so good 😭😭
"reality can be whatever i want"
😂😂😂😂😂
I love when captions don’t match what is actually said or show complete opposite
I love how in the end they all had different builds in their decks
Twobold: addition stacks
Lewis: multiplier stacks
Phish: high-ish base items
Phish had the worst deck, like how could he kill 10 hydras yet still have the worst deck, he got so many chances for the Tresure Cards or everything else
@@MD.Akib_Al_Azaddon't forget that every time he beat a hydra another would then nerf him again.
@@Nitosa and Twoblod defeated 5 hydras in one go, what took phish 7 rounds
@@MD.Akib_Al_Azadover 7 rounds I think
I think it's like twobold>Lewis>phish
I just realized, every time Lewie lost to the Cannon dwarf even though he had the times 2 multiplier, the cannon dwarf should have also gotten the same multiplier for the consequence of losing
love how it went from them going against each other to them helping eachother and praying that one of them just beats the game already
I love the fact that Noah reached the point of trying to end the game 1 hour in and then there was another 30 minutes of video left xD
Lol
Don't forget that they been recording for over 3 hours
1:28:14 That dog was the secret MVP, giving Twobold the necessary support to break free from the shackles of this insane game.
Idk why but i keep coming back and re-watch this master piece of video and love it every single time
the long sobbing/maybe laughing at 1:03 followed by the screaming really made my day
Fish did say he would become the protagonist 48:50
Fish after his 100 hydra training arc:🗿
Fish:🎣
they each had their moment as the main character
What this video taught me:
-Dont let these 4 go to Vegas
-Psychological torment is a serious problem
-All hail Cannon Dwarf, lover of cannons
All hail Cannon Dwarf, lover of cannons
All hail Cannon Dwarf, Lover of Cannons.
All hail Cannon Dwarf, lover of Cannons.
All hail Cannon Dwarf, Lover's of all cannons
All hail Cannon Dwarf, lover of cannons
Watching this while being completely sleep deprived was the best experience I have ever had, non stop tears of joy
As a potential statistics major this video scares me
This was the best thing ever. I love how you did a community poll asking about captions, and then had to caption an hour and a half of gameshow.
Maybe that post is out because of this video
I like how twobolds wheel just became a counting game
this is by far your best and most funny video yet good work man keepin it true to the dice gods
I think we all learned something today. Watching a group of people play a game made by AI is the most tragic story ever made, and we would want to see a sequel.
Bro this was like one of those manhwas. I killed millions of goblins and I became the strongest wizard.
*And infinite hydras
Infinite DUPLICATING HYDRAS! XD@@modzflare8683
Then he faces the Venerable Elder Cannon Dwarf and has his cultivation crippled, having been humbled by that Body Immortal Elder
@@kyuokuoPeak fiction
that WAS how it was looking w/ Twobold
Noah, Noah, Noah. I need you to release the full version. I need the full 7 hour cut. Please. And also the board game. I need to put my friends through this hell.
Yes
No. I am dying because of this game. Don't make me suffer even more
I seriously laughed more at this, than I have at any comedy movie to come out in YEARS. I swear, you could enter this in the Sundance film festival, and win 😂
That part at the end was big brain
this would literally be one of the funniest isekai mangas holy shit. 3 main characters, one just farms hydras but is bad at it; one goblin killing specialist that blows himself up constantly; and the hero that constantly fights against the demon lord's general and they both get infinitely stronger
I would 100% watch that
Towards the end, Noah just starts sounding like a boxing coach whenever their boxer gets knocked back and they’re getting ready for another round
I WANT A FULL VISUALIZER OF THIS!!
This is my favorite video so far keep up the great work
Twobolt was just grinding goblins like a level 1 player doing their first quest
There should be a "Summon Canon Dwarf" Option on future final bosses.
This might be my favorite type of content, especially with this group
The people that stuck through that burner and made it to the end. The build up is so so sweet 😂
I like how he says he "lost the footage"then shows clips from said lost footage
Yes, the lost footage was 20 or so cannon dwarf fights, if he had included that this video might've stretched to an hour and a half
@@theseasongod6405It is an hour and a half…
It is, in fact, just Google Slides. He can recreate the scenes as he recalls them, just not with the live voiceovers from everyone.
@@theseasongod6405 It is an hour and a half.
@@user-oq7xc5qp3y r/whoosh
I don't know if I've ever laughed so much. This has to be honestly, the best one. It REALLY did circle from Funny -> Not Funny -> Funny Again. I can't believe it. Was super invested. Hope twobold played with dog after.
I think it then went back to not funny and then back to funny again. I’m dying.
What? I laugh for 1 hour straight theres no part thats not funny
Only better in the sense that I'm invested the whole time, no so reason to click off. @@samuelparchment1908
Somehow, these videos keep getting better with each one and I'm all for it
The Exponential descent into insanity is amazing
past noah: this isn't a team game
cannon dwarf: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT