OK so I'm a long time subscriber and I PLAY THE GAY FRIEND IN THIS MOVIE THANK YOU FOR THE DRAG RACE REFERENCE IM SO HAPPY I LOVE YALL!!! When we got to see the final cut of this movie I was HOWLING in the theatre so if that doesn't say something...
Omg yes!!!!! Why did they have you sleep half in the closet????? Also your reaction to “go fund this” is our new favorite gif! We legitimately decided it was the most organically acted moment of the movie.
That bedroom was so tiny, I think they just needed somewhere to put me. It was more of a weird little nook than a closet so I think production thought it was fine, but I honestly remember sitting in that closet thinking "does... does no one see the not-so-subtle joke here?" So tbh I'm just as confused as you! And THANK YOU that means so much coming from you guys!
Why do screenwriters always think teenaged girls are so willing to tell their friends if their dad is fuckable? That is like awkward on so many levels! ... do ... do teenaged girls actually do that? >.>
OMG, maybe the demon in the boss WAS the spirit of Mary Lou the whole time?! Think about the wishes, kill the popular girl, become the popular girl, get the hot boy ... this whole movie was secretly a sequel to Hello Mary Lou!
My favourite part of watching your reviews is it literally makes me have that hanging with friends vibe. You are hilarious plus dissect movies and shows just like me.
This lead actress (Joey King) is never really a good actress but she is definitely very entertaining, I watched this, The Kissing Booth on Netflix, and saw Slender Man in theaters because she was the lead and she is.... Wildly entertaining in all of them. She is an endless gift to bad movies.
the painting literally does look like a genie coming out of a bottle...maybe that was just a reference to 'wishes' its so bizarre that they tookthe time to put it in every fucking shot...
I actually DID see this movie in the theatre and trust me, NO ONE would have been mad at your laughter. At the beginning during the fight people were clapping, then at the end when she gets hit laughter erupted from the room, it was hilarious how we all bonded over the awfulness of this movie
I have to recount my theater experience watching this movie: I went alone because I couldn't force this suckage in anyone and nobody wanted to see this movie with me because it seemed stupid. Stupid as it was, I laughed so, so, so much, in an obnoxiously loud manner because I couldn't even control myself. My extreme laughter at all the stupid deaths wasn't appreciated by a group of teenage girls seated a row in front of me who seemed to be taking the movie really, really seriously and thought they needed to pay close attention to all the plot points. But, one of them seemed to be on my side and when one of the girls angrily said openly, to nobody in particular but to me, "Oh my God, I hate when people are so loud in the theater", the girl on my side turned to look at her and snapped, "this is hilarious, best comedy ever, you bitch!" This movie was so hilarious, my God! Love this review! Hate to love this movie! Love to hate this movie!
This review and the Little Italy review means i never have to be sad again. If i ever need to cheer myself up i can just laugh cackle at these films having the piss taken out of them.
The very concept of this movie reminds me of the old horror movie Wishmaster, another "Be Careful What You Wish For" movie with a weird set a rules that is really just terrible. They make a whole universe where there Djinn are demons from hell and the Wishmaster is an evil genie who tries to force the first person to touch his jewel to make three wishes, but makes the wishes as unappealing as possible. I feel like it was really terri-bad but I cannot really remember. I bet Avaryl has seen it!
Oh wow! So nostalgic. I just googled 'movie rental places near me' and all that came up was redbox but the first actual website was family video, no idea it was a thing! I thought you were lying because it was a retro review and assumed it was an older movie LOL Oh my pessimistic mind.
I do recall sarcastic utterings of "winner" as an obvious stand in for loser from when i was in elementary school...in like 2004. Maybe the writer has dated slang references...or thought it'd be real niche hipster nostalgic with very little payoff?...or maybe they just thought it was real clever... But with apparently no set up, yes confusing.
I really felt like there was a scene missing, like in the original script we would have seen why she was called "winner". Honestly, it felt like maybe the whole McFart scene would have worked so much better if they instead talked about why all the popular assholes called her "Winner" instead.
Avaryl and I should have a movie night watching some horrible movies. We would be cackling so hard together. I love watching bad movies and laughing at them.
I love that shades of grey is even more of an expression now. Like all it took was 3 shity movies but like, "i didnt spend three weeks of my life painting a banner..."
I saw this after mike from red letter media said it was the funniest film of the year, it has great comedic moments but Andrew is right. You gotta get through a lot of stupidity too.
This whole movie is like some weird combination of 'Mean Girls', 'The Butterfly Effect', 'Final Destination' and that The Simpsons' 'Tree House Of Horror' halloween special, from the earlier seasons, with the monkey hand that granted wishes, and it was all campy, hillarious and fabulous.
when i first clinked on this i was like i dont think i have watched this but i as you started to reviwe i was oh yes i have fully watched this i must have blocked it out of my mind lol but love you guys always make my laugh
Avaryl! Andrew! My life would be complete if you did a Retro Review of Twin Peaks! I feel like it would have enough comedy that you guys would sink your teeth into it- but enough of David Lynch to inspire some hilarious dialogue between you two. Anyway, just a thought! Have a good day!
I think the economy is questionable in most American movies, certainly in all horror movies. They're always living in a huuuge house with no one in the family making enough money to pay for that
I feel like the writer watched Heather's and was like let me try and recreate this iconic teen movie hence the trying to be "morally grey" character and the weird not really funny quirky one liners.
Sliding into Andrews DM's like that creepy green painting. Did you guys know that Jerry O'Connell filled in for Wendy Williams..... You're welcome it's deliciously terrible
OK so I'm a long time subscriber and I PLAY THE GAY FRIEND IN THIS MOVIE THANK YOU FOR THE DRAG RACE REFERENCE IM SO HAPPY I LOVE YALL!!! When we got to see the final cut of this movie I was HOWLING in the theatre so if that doesn't say something...
Omg yes!!!!! Why did they have you sleep half in the closet????? Also your reaction to “go fund this” is our new favorite gif! We legitimately decided it was the most organically acted moment of the movie.
That bedroom was so tiny, I think they just needed somewhere to put me. It was more of a weird little nook than a closet so I think production thought it was fine, but I honestly remember sitting in that closet thinking "does... does no one see the not-so-subtle joke here?" So tbh I'm just as confused as you! And THANK YOU that means so much coming from you guys!
This is awesome 😂😂
what was the intended tone of this movie...like the script. was it intentionally campy and funny?
That's amazing! Good for you!
The infomercials are EVERYTHING 😂😂😂
@22:44 omg that black and white infomercial parody killed me lol while the guy is slowly dying in the tub with the credit card information,,I can't
“Your dad is like so hot. Like sriracha hot” I was having dinner and couldn’t help but cackle so hard LOLOL
Why do screenwriters always think teenaged girls are so willing to tell their friends if their dad is fuckable? That is like awkward on so many levels!
... do ... do teenaged girls actually do that? >.>
@@DarkMask6667 no, but I as a 30 year old gay man tell them how fuckable their dad is
That green painting should have been this movie's version of that demonic horse in Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2.
OMG, maybe the demon in the boss WAS the spirit of Mary Lou the whole time?! Think about the wishes, kill the popular girl, become the popular girl, get the hot boy ... this whole movie was secretly a sequel to Hello Mary Lou!
Scream laughed at the infomercial death mashup. Like i had to pause i was laughing so hard omg. Excellent review as always you two!!
My favourite part of watching your reviews is it literally makes me have that hanging with friends vibe. You are hilarious plus dissect movies and shows just like me.
Poor Ryan Philipee he is now the homeless dad in things. I'm here for it.
Woke up this morning and had the word BIRDASS in my head and I think this review is responsible
This lead actress (Joey King) is never really a good actress but she is definitely very entertaining, I watched this, The Kissing Booth on Netflix, and saw Slender Man in theaters because she was the lead and she is.... Wildly entertaining in all of them. She is an endless gift to bad movies.
She needs a better agent 😂
Okay, but imagine if you guys reviewed Happy Death Day.
but that was a GOOD movie
That’s intentionally high camp.
We need a retro review of death becomes her
NOW A WARNING ?!?!
MY ASS! I CAN SEE ... MY ASS!
So much of this film felt like a student project and then you find out it had a budget of 16 million dollars.
It’s the Blumhouse effect
It's money laundering
Wait
It’s not about an evil Polly Pocket ?
Everyone's favorite early 2000s hispanic heartthrob, Ryan Felipe
Ryan Phillippe
hispanic?
Orange Wine is the result of keeping a bottle of SunnyD under the sun for a whole summer.
Lmaooo
I'll just take the purple stuff, thank you.
The Stand by Me erasure was strong with this episode. Kangaroo jack, of all things?
That stupid painting is in the intro!!! 😂😂😂
the painting literally does look like a genie coming out of a bottle...maybe that was just a reference to 'wishes' its so bizarre that they tookthe time to put it in every fucking shot...
Of course the first thing I think of when I see the final death is Regina getting hit by the bus in Mean Girls
I bet the director's kid painted that painting and the director put it in there to show off how "talented" their kid is.
Can you please put that stupid green painting in the back of every review from now on?
Birdass.........LET MAKE THIS A THING!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂
I could not explain how many times I have watched this review. I literally have never seen this movie, but this review is art.
I'm with Avaryl. This seems hilarious.
I didn't know what Smegma meant. Now I wish I didn't know what it meant.
It's Love, Simon. But with murders. OMG...you two are hilarious.
aussieskates quality
Here for my bimonthly rewatch of this amazing review.
I actually DID see this movie in the theatre and trust me, NO ONE would have been mad at your laughter. At the beginning during the fight people were clapping, then at the end when she gets hit laughter erupted from the room, it was hilarious how we all bonded over the awfulness of this movie
Oh my god the painting in the beginning, thanks Rick!
The TV 📺 commercials are hilarious 😆😆😆!!!! Bravo 👏🏻
I have to recount my theater experience watching this movie:
I went alone because I couldn't force this suckage in anyone and nobody wanted to see this movie with me because it seemed stupid. Stupid as it was, I laughed so, so, so much, in an obnoxiously loud manner because I couldn't even control myself.
My extreme laughter at all the stupid deaths wasn't appreciated by a group of teenage girls seated a row in front of me who seemed to be taking the movie really, really seriously and thought they needed to pay close attention to all the plot points.
But, one of them seemed to be on my side and when one of the girls angrily said openly, to nobody in particular but to me, "Oh my God, I hate when people are so loud in the theater", the girl on my side turned to look at her and snapped, "this is hilarious, best comedy ever, you bitch!"
This movie was so hilarious, my God! Love this review! Hate to love this movie! Love to hate this movie!
I only watched this movie for DILF king Ryan Phillippe...I have no regrets.
This review and the Little Italy review means i never have to be sad again. If i ever need to cheer myself up i can just laugh cackle at these films having the piss taken out of them.
I audibly laughed very loudly when she flew across the screen
I come back often to this review
The very concept of this movie reminds me of the old horror movie Wishmaster, another "Be Careful What You Wish For" movie with a weird set a rules that is really just terrible. They make a whole universe where there Djinn are demons from hell and the Wishmaster is an evil genie who tries to force the first person to touch his jewel to make three wishes, but makes the wishes as unappealing as possible.
I feel like it was really terri-bad but I cannot really remember. I bet Avaryl has seen it!
i’ve laughed so hard throughout this entire video that my roommate keeps asking me if i’m ok
You should retro review The Lake House with Sandra Bullock & Keanu Reeves.
Now I kinda want a Super Mario jump sound for that car crash.
I am here for ALL the Clone High references
Gave some love on patreon yesterday. I cant wait for the future of MovieBitches . Keep it up guys i love you
That I'll watch this was a given, but the infomercials were just an extra gift I don't deserve. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
I'm crying with laughter. Thank you for all the joy
i have nothing to add except for how gleefully happy avaryl losing her shit throughout this entire video made me
alice lee (gina) played heather duke in heathers the musical... love her
This movie was rented all the time at my store, and it really made me realize how awful my customers’ taste is 😂
rented??
Caligula Longhbottom yup I work at a Family Video. Yes, we are still around and we’re the only one still left lol
Oh wow! So nostalgic. I just googled 'movie rental places near me' and all that came up was redbox but the first actual website was family video, no idea it was a thing! I thought you were lying because it was a retro review and assumed it was an older movie LOL Oh my pessimistic mind.
This movie came out last year and has a Pokémon Go reference that’s already dated. 😂😂😂
Pokemon go jokes were dated the moment the game (on realise) sucked
Did the mother have the wishbox and that's what she was throwing in the bin at the beginning of the movie? Great video, lots of laughing!
38:35 LOL... Jerry O'Connell - Stand By Me
please PLEASE REVIEW GINGER SNAPS
literally the best thing to come early-Halloween-flat-party drunk to
This is up there as your best review along with The Shallows. WHERE ARE U TAKING ME?!
Will rocky horror ever be reviewed? I was actually surprised it hasn't yet.
I do recall sarcastic utterings of "winner" as an obvious stand in for loser from when i was in elementary school...in like 2004. Maybe the writer has dated slang references...or thought it'd be real niche hipster nostalgic with very little payoff?...or maybe they just thought it was real clever... But with apparently no set up, yes confusing.
I really felt like there was a scene missing, like in the original script we would have seen why she was called "winner". Honestly, it felt like maybe the whole McFart scene would have worked so much better if they instead talked about why all the popular assholes called her "Winner" instead.
What have they done to Ryan Phillipe!? Also can we get a Cruel Intentions retro review?
I love SHOCKTOBER! Happy Halloween Witches. Jerry O Connell was also in Gay For Play 😂💀
Avaryl and I should have a movie night watching some horrible movies. We would be cackling so hard together. I love watching bad movies and laughing at them.
I love that shades of grey is even more of an expression now. Like all it took was 3 shity movies but like, "i didnt spend three weeks of my life painting a banner..."
I saw this after mike from red letter media said it was the funniest film of the year, it has great comedic moments but Andrew is right. You gotta get through a lot of stupidity too.
This whole movie is like some weird combination of 'Mean Girls', 'The Butterfly Effect', 'Final Destination' and that The Simpsons' 'Tree House Of Horror' halloween special, from the earlier seasons, with the monkey hand that granted wishes, and it was all campy, hillarious and fabulous.
Avaryls dead look in the camera “ her Art!”. Lmao 😂 soo good
When I was a kid in the 80’s people would call unpopular kids winners sarcastically
I think one of the items I want on my bucket list is to watch a cheesy movie with you two.
when i first clinked on this i was like i dont think i have watched this but i as you started to reviwe i was oh yes i have fully watched this i must have blocked it out of my mind lol but love you guys always make my laugh
I lost my shit at the handy peel commercial. My house mate thought I was having a stroke or something. I wish I had a reaction video to it!
Those infomercials were so hilarious so had to pause the video to stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣
How do we know that a shark wouldn't have found the box and made a wish if she had thrown the box in the ocean? :)
Andrew you need to watch Katyas 12 days of Christmas. If you want to know who Jerry is
Everytime you review a horror movie (specially a TERRIBLE one) a teeny tiny piece of my depression fades away. THANK YOU
Avaryl! Andrew! My life would be complete if you did a Retro Review of Twin Peaks! I feel like it would have enough comedy that you guys would sink your teeth into it- but enough of David Lynch to inspire some hilarious dialogue between you two.
Anyway, just a thought! Have a good day!
the only thing that would make the bouncing tyre back at him would be a cheap crony terracotta smash sound effect over the top of it
Great review you guys always crack me up.
Please review All Hallows' Eve and The Terrifier. They both feature a very scary clown, Art.
Isn’t the O’Connell dude the one in Katya’s 12 days of Christmas video?
Just for the Clone High reference...you're getting 5/5 birdasses!
I think the economy is questionable in most American movies, certainly in all horror movies. They're always living in a huuuge house with no one in the family making enough money to pay for that
"I think it's Fill-uh-pee"
"Huh?"
"Just say Ryan"
Liked before I even watched - I Stan my movie witches! 🎃 Are you guys going to review Hurricane Bianca 2? It's a hot mess but Katya slays 💅
I recommend Happy Death Day, if not this Shocktober then next year. Its honestly more comedy than "horror" but fun & stupid.
10:46 Andrew breaks Avaryl LOL
😂😂😂😂😂😂
that infomercial was hilarious lmao !
Yass I’m so happy you finally reviewed it! It’s such an entertaining hot mess :)
omg i cant stop laughing at the infomercial edit the fact it worked so well is fucking amazing !
This movie should have been prom night 3 Mary Lous box. A few rewrites hear and there and it would have been great.
I died every time you showed her being hit by the car. I feel like I need to watch this crazy train wreck of a movie. Love you guys!
my biggest question is why was it shot like a straight-to-tv movie?
PLEASE WATCH & REVIEW "THE BYE BYE MAN"! it is just as hilarious and messy and ridiculous as this film
I feel like the writer watched Heather's and was like let me try and recreate this iconic teen movie hence the trying to be "morally grey" character and the weird not really funny quirky one liners.
Now i want a MovieBitches morning segment. Wine tasting, cheesy movies and informercials.
omg don’t feel bad for laughing. when i watched It i was in cinema and georgie got his arm bitten off and i laughed so hard
Sliding into Andrews DM's like that creepy green painting. Did you guys know that Jerry O'Connell filled in for Wendy Williams..... You're welcome it's deliciously terrible
This movie is a beautiful disaster and everyone should 100% watch it
Clone High....! I died. (so sad nobody ever picked the series back up after it got cancelled)
It's 🐓BOOOOX🐔
As someone who references Clone High all the time, thank you!
"it looked like she got shot out of a cannon, A CANNON!" hahah I can't. I want HDTGM to do this movie too!
Asdfqnjk the infomercials killed me! 😂
I watched this movie with some good friends, it is HOT GARBAGE but made us laugh so hard!
I'd love to see y'all review "The Stuff". One of the best absurd 80s horror movies imo!
This is my favorite movie review ever.
I come back and watch it every year 😅
This is brilliant. The infomercials are perfect.