this might be a strange comment, but for the past few days I have been binging this channel and vicariously living for the gossip session via you guys.
In the book, the woman is having an affair and the kid causes the accident on purpose. The kid kills his mother in the car. The little boy is the killer in the book.
The police actually don't carry guns in Norway!, so in reality he wouldn't have a personalised gun, he simply wouldn't have one at all! Loved the review, hated the movie! much love from Norway
There is simply no need for it! Murders and other serious crimes is quite rare in Norway, and gun violence is even rarer! The police did start carrying guns in 2014 because of the fear for terror, but stopped again this February.
UHHhhh, I get it. That's very useful to knUHHuhhw, because "The SnUHHhhh-man," by JUHHhhh NesbUHHhhh, is my favUHHhhh-rite nUHHhhh-vel abUHHhhht Harry HUHHhhhhhle!!! O‿Ø
I haven’t read any of the books and I’m glad I didn’t. 😅 the movie would’ve been even more confusing. And please, please please start a book club! I want Book Bitches to be a thing 😍
I'm late to the discussion but the reason everyone is intrigued by Harry Hole no matter what he actually does is the the fact that he's supposed to be the first trained profiler from Norway (in the books). The serial killer wants to test him.
My best friend was sent this video link and was told "dude, this is you and Gloria!" And holy crap you two are our long lost personality twins!!! LOVE you guys!!! Subscribed 😜😜
I don't know how you resisted singing, "do you want to build a snowman? It doesn't have to be a murder snowman." Or some variation thereof, throughout watching this film. That seems to be the motivation of the serial killer. His mom kills herself/almost kills him as a kid, and he's left without someone to build a (non murder/scary) snowman with. The serial killer just wants his Harry Hole built snowman! Is that so much to ask?
The speaking-English-without-an-accent thing reminds me of another movie set in Scandinavia (Denmark), called Smilla's Sense of Snow, in which the main characters speak with British accents for some reason.
I’m norwegian, and it’s so dissapointing to see this americanisation of a scandinavian crime. It is quite different and the americanisation just makes it so stupid. For example just the name sounds so ridiculous and you can’t take the main character seriously, and they didn’t get the style right and the characterisation of harry is completely off, and he’s suppose to be much older than that as well. It’s annoying and dissapointing. You should watch a fully norwegian adaptation of a norwegian crime novel with subtitles instead and see the immense difference.
I have been wanting to see this because I LOVEEE A MYSTERY ESPECIALLY A MURDER MYSTERY AND EXTRA POINTS FOR SERIEL KILLER WITH AN INTERESTING “CALLING CARD”/“CALL SIGN”
I guess all this time after the fact, we know Val was probably dubbed from his throat cancer issues…. But, yeah… I was excited for this film from the trailers, and it was so confusing and random. A disappointment.
Val Kilmer has had some medical issues, that he has denied, though Michael Douglas said it was throat cancer, and Val was spotted with a trach like two years ago. So his voice getting shot as a result of that might have happened, and why he had to be dubbed. Just putting out there that's what might have happened. This movie sounds like the best part of it was watching you guys review it. I only wish I had been having some red wine while watching the review, as well. But the book club idea sounds great! Can't wait to hear if this book makes anymore sense than this film.
Just came back to this review. Thought I would let y’all know that Finland is not actually Scandinavia. Scandinavia is just Norway, Sweden and Denmark.
OMiGosh u Guys! Yes PLEASE Movie Bitches Book Club!!! Jane Austin & every terrible beach read which inevitably gets made into every terrible movie staring Katherine Heigl. I'm so here for it.
So there is a moment where you are describing the snow man melting to expose the bodies. Am I the only one who was expecting that the second after I'd seen the first trailer. . . THAT ISN'T IN A HORROR MOVIE CALLED SNOWMAN? They do the pan to not scary snowman thing like 20 times in the triler. WTF
i live in the southern hemisphere so it was very refreshing for me to not see youtubers dress "the other way around" for a change (it aways messes me up but on the bright side we get GoT when winter is actually coming)
Drinking game! Drink everytime moviebitches: 1. Laugh at Harry Hole 2. Are confused 3. Talk about a snowman 4. Try to understand the movie 5. Whenever they get “spirited” about the movie Have fun puking!
I feel like it has to be pointed out that there is a track on the soundtrack of this movie titled "Down the Harry Hole." Like if that's not a sign, I don't know what is...
greetings from norway! i was excited for the movie when they first announced it, but after the bad reviews i never got around. Thanks to you i dont need to!
I know I'm watching this like a year too late, but I can't get enough. But yes, most Norwegians know a good amount of English. But at the same time, what I've experienced as an American in Denmark is that their English accent can sometime depend on the English teacher they had in school (some had British English teachers vs. more American, etc.), as well as being able to adapt to different English accents via exposure to them in media. So yes while I think it was weird having all of these Norwegians speaking various English accents, it isn't actually that uncommon
You know it’s going to be a good episode when they start with “oh boy this movie...”
"I started introducing myself to Jo Nesbo's Harry Hole" .... I'm taking that interview and making Michael Fassbender say my name instead of Jo's.
HARRY HOLE!
You guys should start a podcast! I need more of you guys
Avaryl: "--Scorcesse produced it."
Andrew: "WHAT??!!!"
My reaction exactly
You will be receiving next month’s Patreon from Hell because I drank every time you guys said “Harry Hole” and now I’m dead. Cheers!
You know it's going to be a good MovieBitches review when Avaryl is already losing it during the intro! Bless!
Avaryl has some serious fit arms. Damn girl.
gun show XD
With every "Shut your hooollleee" I became more hysterical!
Speaking of "always be selling," I had a dream that 80s Faye Dunaway shoplifted from the store I work at.
I'm never gonna get over the sound effect over the Chloe Sevigny head 😂
this might be a strange comment, but for the past few days I have been binging this channel and vicariously living for the gossip session via you guys.
Welcome to the fandom :)
I wish Fassbender would choose better projects.
What do you think Cynthia Lee Fontaine would think of Harry Hole?
I'm surprised you haven't reviewed Thor: Ragnarok yet. It's got Cate Blanchett in a fabulous headdress!
In the book, the woman is having an affair and the kid causes the accident on purpose. The kid kills his mother in the car. The little boy is the killer in the book.
I feel like i'm back in the 7th grade from constantly snickering at just hearing Harry Hole.
The police actually don't carry guns in Norway!, so in reality he wouldn't have a personalised gun, he simply wouldn't have one at all! Loved the review, hated the movie! much love from Norway
NotAmanda why don’t have guns? I’m just curious
There is simply no need for it! Murders and other serious crimes is quite rare in Norway, and gun violence is even rarer! The police did start carrying guns in 2014 because of the fear for terror, but stopped again this February.
also, in regards to the police, they are taught to talk to people and/or use physical force, rather than just shoot them down :)
I always get excited when there is a new upload. I’m putting together a package of goodies to mail, finally. Plus throwing in some art. Huge fan.
Andrew is so well connected. I want to browse your phone contacts and get to use my péniche inside Fassbender's fjord too!
Noticed at 15:50 that one of the featured tapes was Frosty the Snowman. Promptly performed the MovieBitches goose laugh.
Andrew is looking like a SNACK in that tank and those shorts!
There should have been a Harry Hole counter in the corner of this video! You guys are hilarious! Those frogtown cutaways... XD
I’m sure Andrew would rather explore Fassbenders fjords
ITM 31 I don't know, I always assumed Andrew would expect enjoy Fassbender's Harry Hole.
I'm just gasping out of laughter for Harry Hole. I just can't.
I would be SOOO down for a MovieBitches book club ❤️
Finland isn't Scandinavian, technically Nordic, along with Sweden, Denmark, Norway and Iceland, off to Finland in March and can't wait!!
You're welcome to Finland, Elliot!
Haha my degree finally come to use!!
What's that?
international Tourism Management
Ok. Don't be upset if you don't see snow then, the global climate change fucked up our seasons here in southern Finland.
I'm slowly working my way through all of your reviews. I'm living for them!
THE EDITING IN THIS VIDEO HAD ME CACKLING THE ENTIRE TIME. Haven’t seen this movie, now I must knowing I’ll laugh this hard watching it
OMG, make BookBitches happen pls!
totally
Yes to the book club!
And favorite quote
"Stranger danger! Your mother just got murdered."
The Ø is pronounced like the "uhh"-part of "UNHhhh". I know. I'm Norwegian :-)
UHHhhh, I get it. That's very useful to knUHHuhhw, because "The SnUHHhhh-man," by JUHHhhh NesbUHHhhh, is my favUHHhhh-rite nUHHhhh-vel abUHHhhht Harry HUHHhhhhhle!!! O‿Ø
girl we saw ur username , we all know ur norwegian
So, Finland sucks? What's up with that?
Finland is cool. They have saunas and drink furiously :-D
But they are a part of the Nordic and not Scandinavia :-P
hmmm, better example; its the "u" in "burn" or "turn". idk how to make a drag reference with that tho
The thing about val Kilmer is that he recovered from cancer and his tongue was left swollen.
I haven’t read any of the books and I’m glad I didn’t. 😅 the movie would’ve been even more confusing.
And please, please please start a book club! I want Book Bitches to be a thing 😍
I'm late to the discussion but the reason everyone is intrigued by Harry Hole no matter what he actually does is the the fact that he's supposed to be the first trained profiler from Norway (in the books). The serial killer wants to test him.
Isn’t this the plot to a Pushing Daisies episode..?
Ohmygosh! Finnish subscriber here! Funny hearing you even mention our little country lmao
My best friend was sent this video link and was told "dude, this is you and Gloria!" And holy crap you two are our long lost personality twins!!! LOVE you guys!!! Subscribed 😜😜
did the book club ever take off?
I don't know how you resisted singing, "do you want to build a snowman? It doesn't have to be a murder snowman." Or some variation thereof, throughout watching this film.
That seems to be the motivation of the serial killer. His mom kills herself/almost kills him as a kid, and he's left without someone to build a (non murder/scary) snowman with. The serial killer just wants his Harry Hole built snowman! Is that so much to ask?
The speaking-English-without-an-accent thing reminds me of another movie set in Scandinavia (Denmark), called Smilla's Sense of Snow, in which the main characters speak with British accents for some reason.
Going back and seeing Avaryl talk about Rebecca Ferguson makes me wonder what she thought about "Doctor Sleep". Is she on Fabulous C*nt Island now?
I’m norwegian, and it’s so dissapointing to see this americanisation of a scandinavian crime. It is quite different and the americanisation just makes it so stupid. For example just the name sounds so ridiculous and you can’t take the main character seriously, and they didn’t get the style right and the characterisation of harry is completely off, and he’s suppose to be much older than that as well. It’s annoying and dissapointing. You should watch a fully norwegian adaptation of a norwegian crime novel with subtitles instead and see the immense difference.
I just watched The Snowman against my better judgment. What a horrific movie omg
This review has just cracked me up! Dun dun dun ⛄
Love ya cunties! Have you thought of reviewing Devils wears Prada? I'm gonna comment on every video cuz this cause is very important to me :)
Yes to the Movie Bitches Book Club!!!
I have been wanting to see this because I LOVEEE A MYSTERY ESPECIALLY A MURDER MYSTERY AND EXTRA POINTS FOR SERIEL KILLER WITH AN INTERESTING “CALLING CARD”/“CALL SIGN”
I guess all this time after the fact, we know Val was probably dubbed from his throat cancer issues…. But, yeah… I was excited for this film from the trailers, and it was so confusing and random. A disappointment.
Omg I can’t with the decapitated Chloe Sevigny head! Hahahahahhahahahah🤣🤣🤣
Val Kilmer has had some medical issues, that he has denied, though Michael Douglas said it was throat cancer, and Val was spotted with a trach like two years ago. So his voice getting shot as a result of that might have happened, and why he had to be dubbed. Just putting out there that's what might have happened.
This movie sounds like the best part of it was watching you guys review it. I only wish I had been having some red wine while watching the review, as well. But the book club idea sounds great! Can't wait to hear if this book makes anymore sense than this film.
OMG so excited to hear you mention OverDrive, I work there! I feel so connected to you now
Damn - I was hoping for the grey briefs clip..
How does this girl know every tv and movie reference ever?
You guys should let us know which movie you will be watching so we could watch it before you upload so we can follow along :D
We were trying to post to Instagram before, but we fell behind. Our next movies are Blade Runner, Murder On The Orient Express and Coco
Ok thanks!
MovieBitches could you announce it at the end of the video? I am IN for this idea!
avaryl's arms are serving and here to stay!
Just came back to this review. Thought I would let y’all know that Finland is not actually Scandinavia. Scandinavia is just Norway, Sweden and Denmark.
Plus Iceland and Faroe Islands
@moviebitches can your bookclub please be named ReadingBitches
Jon Glover Best. Name. Ever.
Ya'll should honestly start a book club series where we just talk about a few chapters of a book every week. Not movies but I would watch it haha
Holy shit I literally commented this before they mentioned it in the video ahh yessss
The only recent film ive seen which was more of a hot mess than this was Geostorm. that movie is hot hot garbage
Suicide Squad was worst, come on!
OMiGosh u Guys! Yes PLEASE Movie Bitches Book Club!!! Jane Austin & every terrible beach read which inevitably gets made into every terrible movie staring Katherine Heigl. I'm so here for it.
Also- Jane Austen. I'm smrt
What's the name of that sound effect you guys kept using cuz it gets me every time I rewatch this review😂
So there is a moment where you are describing the snow man melting to expose the bodies. Am I the only one who was expecting that the second after I'd seen the first trailer. . . THAT ISN'T IN A HORROR MOVIE CALLED SNOWMAN? They do the pan to not scary snowman thing like 20 times in the triler. WTF
Drinking game: every time you guys say "Harry Hole" and laugh. Legless drunk and on the floor in no time flat...
I'm dying to know if anyone ever tried shaving or waxing the Harry Hole?
Avaryl! I *cannot* get over how amazing your arms look! You guys are too fab~
I love how clear it is you all live somewhere warm
i live in the southern hemisphere so it was very refreshing for me to not see youtubers dress "the other way around" for a change (it aways messes me up but on the bright side we get GoT when winter is actually coming)
Would you say that everyone was Flazéda(sp?)?
Okay, I was drinking coke when you did your 'music cue' "dun dun duh"'s and I laughed so hard that it burned my nose and now my head hurts.
Those snowman were giving me some “Love the Coopers” realness
Drinking game!
Drink everytime moviebitches:
1. Laugh at Harry Hole
2. Are confused
3. Talk about a snowman
4. Try to understand the movie
5. Whenever they get “spirited” about the movie
Have fun puking!
It is so funny listening to you guys trying to pronounce Norwegian, mostly Micheal Fassbender.
I’ve liked the video before I watch it, I know the kind of giggles that’s about to come
Love from Sweden ❤ Älskar er! Also yes please start a book club!!!
I NEED A BOOK BITCHES BOOK CLUB!!!!!!!
Shelly's Mann Hole was an actual jazz club owned by Shelly Mann!
I feel like it has to be pointed out that there is a track on the soundtrack of this movie titled "Down the Harry Hole." Like if that's not a sign, I don't know what is...
Please tell me you both have watched "The Counselor"? esp loving M Fassbender ..that movie is totally insane
You guys should've put a harry hole counter in this episode!
Did anyone else come here thinking they were about to review the beloved British animation by Raymond Briggs?
HARRY HOLE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
you guys should make dragula reviews !!!
elijah z oooohhh yassss! I would be soooo here for that!
I am so here for a MovieBitches Book Club!!!
greetings from norway!
i was excited for the movie when they first announced it, but after the bad reviews i never got around. Thanks to you i dont need to!
Oh my god i laughed so hard with this review. Had to replay some jokes several times. God i love you guys!
So into the bookclub!! Please do it!!
A bookclub would be so fabulous! Please do it, I would watch every episode!
Going back to rewatch this after reading the book because I CANNOT bare to watch the movie again
I'd love for there to be a book club! I can be your Norwegian consultant
Lol those snowman edits XD
I had the same thing happen to me this movie me and my friends were seeing Thor and they made an orgy joke and we were cackling and no one else was
You guys need to review another Fassy movie to bring those T-shirt’s back
Jo Nesbo’s Harry hole must be extremely exciting if micheal is enticed by it :)
I know I'm watching this like a year too late, but I can't get enough. But yes, most Norwegians know a good amount of English. But at the same time, what I've experienced as an American in Denmark is that their English accent can sometime depend on the English teacher they had in school (some had British English teachers vs. more American, etc.), as well as being able to adapt to different English accents via exposure to them in media. So yes while I think it was weird having all of these Norwegians speaking various English accents, it isn't actually that uncommon
policemen in Norway don't carry guns if they're not going out on a mission that specifically needs them to...
Book Bitches?
This movie looked bonkers. Just bonkers.
Are you guys going to watch Call Me By Your Name? I mean armie hammer
YESS! Book Club! I need it!
GUYS Please review Dragula, every time I watch all I can think about is how great the weekly reviews would be 😭
I am in on the book club!