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  • @rambolambo93
    @rambolambo93 2 роки тому +9646

    You know the ear cleaning is on point when his eyes point in different directions

  • @pvshka
    @pvshka 2 роки тому +14634

    Kazoo: "MEOW!"
    Vanessa: "ᵐᵉᵒʷ"

    • @unknownentity8256
      @unknownentity8256 2 роки тому +615

      Kazoo: "LET ME OUT!"
      Vanessa: "ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿᵗ"

    • @doan2300
      @doan2300 2 роки тому +409

      I always like it when Vanessa chats with her floofy clients like a human hair stylist does.

    • @thelastjackalope
      @thelastjackalope 2 роки тому +127

      @@doan2300 I'd be pretty angry too if my hairdresser talked to me like that

    • @doan2300
      @doan2300 2 роки тому +84

      She was kinda rude in human, no idea what she said in cat.

    • @nothankyoudontwantalastnam847
      @nothankyoudontwantalastnam847 2 роки тому +172

      Kazoo: "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!"
      Vanessa: "ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵐᵉˡˡ"

  • @quinnbennettpelkey
    @quinnbennettpelkey 2 роки тому +1354

    That was the gentlest cat bite I've ever seen tbh 😂 Any time I see "cat bite" I'm expecting full hissing, scratching, feral cat but he was just like "I told you no!"

    • @CK.Stellata
      @CK.Stellata Рік тому +78

      My cat actually does this! He's a weirdo & doesn't tend to show his displeasure in the usual ways. When I pat the wrong place, or he's done, he will just mouth me to tell me to stop. Then he licks where he bit, which is wild but cute as all heck.

    • @quinnbennettpelkey
      @quinnbennettpelkey Рік тому +39

      @@CK.Stellata Right?! My cat will more put his mouth around me than actually *bite* me to tell me to stop. Super slowly and gently

    • @grass-ifrass
      @grass-ifrass Рік тому +18

      ​@@CK.Stellata mine also "gnaws" and "mouths". She knows not to bite (I inadvertently trained her to know when she's being too rough if I say "be nice!" in a school-marmy voice lol), but she will chew when playing.

    • @MB-xe8bb
      @MB-xe8bb Рік тому +13

      If he gets in a couple bites or scratches, he feels he has upheld his honor and reputation.

    • @littlebear274
      @littlebear274 Рік тому +10

      I used to have a rabbit doe who bit me exactly twice. Once was an accident, I put my hand in the way when she was going to have a go at a boy I was working on introducing her to (and she apologised profusely by madly licking me immediately afterwards), but the second time was just like this. I picked her up and she gave me the most gentle bite *ever* to tell me she was mad about it. It was hysterically funny more than anything and still makes me smile to think about twelve years later.

  • @leevc2037
    @leevc2037 2 роки тому +8146

    I love that most of the time he's not biting or swiping or even hissing, he's just like "Yeah I'll do it, but I'm gonna complain the entire time!" I love this xD

    • @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263
      @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 2 роки тому +97

      That's me pretty much all the time lol.

    • @wqweqwet1804
      @wqweqwet1804 2 роки тому +54

      I mean he did bite but at the end lol

    • @screamingopossum7809
      @screamingopossum7809 2 роки тому +46

      My cats the same way. He just screams the entire time and tries to leave.

    • @aqvanii
      @aqvanii 2 роки тому +29

      @@wqweqwet1804 thats why they said "most of the time"

    • @pooface1041
      @pooface1041 2 роки тому +18

      @@wqweqwet1804 i did seem a little playful on his part, honestly. cats just do that sometimes

  • @wastelandbaby141
    @wastelandbaby141 2 роки тому +5631

    This “cat type thing” 😂 nothing is better than the zoom ins on Kazoo’s whiskers!!!

    • @kissarococo2459
      @kissarococo2459 2 роки тому +21

      Little muppet thrown in.

    • @kellynantonacci7885
      @kellynantonacci7885 2 роки тому

      Your icon is cringe.

    • @wastelandbaby141
      @wastelandbaby141 2 роки тому +34

      @@kellynantonacci7885 says a default icon who doesnt even show their face. Lmao yikes.

    • @Phantomphan613
      @Phantomphan613 2 роки тому +25

      @@kellynantonacci7885 imagine using the word "cringe" unironically

    • @kellynantonacci7885
      @kellynantonacci7885 2 роки тому

      @@Phantomphan613 Yes, please continue to be ignorant by using ad hominems instead of refuting my points. Classic. :)

  • @AMPMASTER10
    @AMPMASTER10 2 роки тому +779

    "Trash Goblin" fits his appearance quite well. But deep down he has a gentle heart...but is still a little trash goblin. And I love him.

    • @kathyjohnson2043
      @kathyjohnson2043 Рік тому +6

      The owners say his favorite toy is the trash.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin Рік тому +7

      Monsieur, I protest. This is a Garbage Gobelin.

    • @clarissejones9353
      @clarissejones9353 Рік тому +3

      It is all a part of his charm

  • @iaintgonnaremember
    @iaintgonnaremember 2 роки тому +6610

    Kazoo did all that trash talking in the bath and became a quiet, happy little kitten with the blow dryer 😂😍💞

    • @billmayor8567
      @billmayor8567 2 роки тому +21

      😂😂😂😂

    • @KindCountsDeb3773
      @KindCountsDeb3773 2 роки тому +41

      I imagine that nice warm air drying him was enjoyable. Not bite worthy. lol

    • @deborahdash7328
      @deborahdash7328 2 роки тому +61

      He said he likes his bread toasted not soggy.

    • @jordanhasch2544
      @jordanhasch2544 2 роки тому +20

      He was talking some serious ish.

    • @nathanwilliams2152
      @nathanwilliams2152 2 роки тому +15

      He was remarkably restrained. The ginger cat who my dad and I used to serve would redact both of us if we tried to bathe him…

  • @AandP4dummieslikeme
    @AandP4dummieslikeme 2 роки тому +3484

    He is extremely calm, even though he is complaining about it.

    • @emeraldflower921
      @emeraldflower921 2 роки тому +66

      Maybe he's a hooman in disguise? We do tend to complain and do nothing about it 🤣

    • @ILoveLLawlietxD
      @ILoveLLawlietxD 2 роки тому +53

      Me when calling customer support

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 Рік тому +4

      ​@ILoveLLawlietxD Same.
      My BFFs mom is a quiet little church mouse. Almost 70, not quite 5ft tall, wears 4th grade teacher in the 90s clothes (think embroidered cardinals). She used to work the call center of an airline until about 10 years ago. The amount of cussing she endured on a daily basis was staggering, especially when flights were delayed or canceled due to blizzards. Next time you're mad about something and want to take it out on customer service, remember her. And remember she only gets 15 seconds to compose herself before answering the next call.
      Bunch of entitled Karens out there 🤬🤬🤬

  • @sdprescott324
    @sdprescott324 Рік тому +308

    Love how Vanessa says, "this cat-like creature". Cracked me up.

    • @SmileyBlue69
      @SmileyBlue69 11 місяців тому +7

      It's her subtle dry comments that easily pass you by which are the best. And there are many 😀

  • @Woozlewuzzleable
    @Woozlewuzzleable 2 роки тому +2265

    So happy to have the trash goblin return. I love those wild whiskers and attitude.

    • @jamesmonorow574
      @jamesmonorow574 2 роки тому +21

      He seems very knowledgeable in terms of trash talking in the bath

  • @MrTea-ly3rc
    @MrTea-ly3rc 2 роки тому +4506

    We've all had itchy ears before. His look of pure bliss during his ear cleaning is just great. He can't reach that area on his own, so he just has to live with the itch.

    • @rokelle_2012
      @rokelle_2012 2 роки тому +50

      @DeludedDesktopAlien I had severe ear infections as a child and as a result my balance is probably permanently messed up.

    • @OverdramaticAngel
      @OverdramaticAngel 2 роки тому +87

      The ear scritching is one of my best kept secrets for quickly making kitty friends.

    • @RainbowEssence-c3w
      @RainbowEssence-c3w 2 роки тому +43

      Lol, indeed. Actually I heard in Japan there are actual ear-cleaning parlors where you can go to get your ears cleaned (you have to pay obviously) and it seems people really like it. They say it's like a massage. I've also heard parents will clean their children's ears and husbands and wives clean each other's ears. They even make a special tool called an earpick! That being said, I don't recommend actually trying it or sticking anything in your ears because that's how you damage the ear drum and get ear infections.

    • @danb9447
      @danb9447 2 роки тому +36

      @@RainbowEssence-c3w That's because Asians have dry ear wax which I assume is harder to remove than the wet type

    • @BlackLyam
      @BlackLyam 2 роки тому +59

      I had a cat with a history of ear infections before I adopted him. Even when this wasn't a problem anymore, he used to violently scratch his ears. The first time I started (carefully) scratching for him, he looked at me in utter shock, before his eyes rolled backwards inside his head and a purr that would register as a minor earthquake came out.

  • @koinijikoimizu
    @koinijikoimizu 2 роки тому +323

    Both of our current foster cats were very concerned while I was watching this. They kept circling my monitor while looking for the source of the meows, all while occassionally glancing at me as if I was hiding the cat who was clearly on the screen. Made me laugh so much I had to pause the video. Thank you for sharing the Majestic Kazoo!

    • @samwalker8893
      @samwalker8893 Рік тому +22

      I have brand new kitten who has settled in, whilst watching another video about how to bathe little kittens the ones on the video start yelping and screaming. My kitten was demanding to know where i had put the others, he forcibly pushed the ipad over checking all 4 corners, he snugged right into my dressing gown to look, he opened every cupboard door and eventually snuck off to the other side stomping and wouldn’t come back when called etc. i put the video on the large tv so he could see it too, and i think he recognised they were there. The issue began when they were showing short clips of about 20 kittens. He had no issue with any of them until about number 12 when he sprung up from his loaf and started swatting and hissing and arching. As soon as that cat went off the screen he wondered off and settled down, not before swiping and hissing at me on the way. About ten minutes later he returned, again searching everything, scratching doors, drawers and scenting on everything he saw, checked behind me, in the gown again and then hissed and layer down to be petted. It was very clear he did not like that cat and he was convinced I was responsible for bringing it (and hiding it) and he was not happy because was his new home. It seems to be a particular patterned adult tri colour cats with majority white faces that are his enemies. Seeing he came from a tabby father, a white mother and a tabby and ginger litter Ihave no idea where or why he hates this other cat. But I am most certainly to blame as far as he was concerned

    • @uncannyvalley1457
      @uncannyvalley1457 10 місяців тому +1

      Maybe they were thinking “oh god, are we next?”

  • @mildlymarvelous
    @mildlymarvelous 2 роки тому +6227

    I’ve never laughed hysterically at one of these videos before, but the way Kazoo’s flat little face peers out of the Happy Hoodie like the end of a sushi roll absolutely broke me 😂😂😂

  • @harry__vince
    @harry__vince 2 роки тому +2487

    The way he spreads his little toes, he's all: Between the beans... Don't forget between the beans!!

    • @defeatSpace
      @defeatSpace 2 роки тому +72

      He hates it and he wants it.

    • @ussxrequin
      @ussxrequin 2 роки тому +40

      I think she mentioned in a precious video that she doesn't trim between cat paw pads like she will a dog's because their skin is thinner.

    • @eveningstar8581
      @eveningstar8581 2 роки тому +9

      @@ussxrequin I remember her saying that before as well! Yet I have seen her shave out a few kitty paw pads since then. I’m always very confused about it lol

    • @adrianna4846
      @adrianna4846 2 роки тому +8

      @@eveningstar8581 could be because of fur length that she shaves some kitty paws

    • @kellynantonacci7885
      @kellynantonacci7885 2 роки тому +19

      @@adrianna4846 also, that cat is filthy and it’s litter collectors must be extra nasty. Lol

  • @paigemalloy4276
    @paigemalloy4276 Рік тому +100

    0:32
    That ABSOLUTELY sounded like he was cussing her out 🤣
    Seriously, this cat is just the best.

  • @bepriceless
    @bepriceless 2 роки тому +1738

    He's just masking his scent with trash so predators don't get him. He's a gem.

    • @03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3
      @03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3 2 роки тому +46

      You could say he's a diamond in the rough

    • @FatMarioHeads
      @FatMarioHeads 2 роки тому +27

      Well that won't work if a raccoon decides to try cat

    • @Amlaeuxrai
      @Amlaeuxrai 2 роки тому +31

      @@FatMarioHeads was about to say Kazoo is doing an ambitious raccoon cosplay but yours works too

  • @buckeyehockey1979
    @buckeyehockey1979 2 роки тому +658

    That bite was for calling him nasty, lol. He is an awesome "cat type thing".

    • @GracemarieJohnson2763
      @GracemarieJohnson2763 2 роки тому +1

      Yup. Kazoo was like, "That bite is payback for calling me nasty, woman."

  • @gebbygebbers
    @gebbygebbers Рік тому +61

    1:58 THE RETURN OF THE blebelbelebelebeleeblbrlble 🤭🤪🤪🤪🤪

  • @monaquilts4679
    @monaquilts4679 2 роки тому +902

    He’s adorable and wasn’t too bad.

    • @kenyonbissett3512
      @kenyonbissett3512 2 роки тому +5

      Sure if you don’t mind tooth punctures in your hand. Haha 😆

    • @monaquilts4679
      @monaquilts4679 2 роки тому +9

      @@kenyonbissett3512 yeah, I guess. He was naughty with the warning bites. Lol.

    • @catatemyname7801
      @catatemyname7801 2 роки тому +22

      @@kenyonbissett3512 That was a very gracious warning nibble :D cat bites are nasty if they mean it.

    • @kalicat9492
      @kalicat9492 2 роки тому

      There are worse bites than that. She did not need stitches.

  • @ashleyr6809
    @ashleyr6809 2 роки тому +740

    His cries for help during the bath is so adorable.

    • @KindCountsDeb3773
      @KindCountsDeb3773 2 роки тому +10

      Yes, I don't think he's trash talking, he seems to be begging for it to stop. But in the long run he should appreciate the effort.

    • @nathanwilliams2152
      @nathanwilliams2152 2 роки тому +41

      Vanessa: “You stink!”
      Kazoo: “LIES!!”

    • @619to974
      @619to974 2 роки тому +5

      @@nathanwilliams2152 😂

    • @kalicat9492
      @kalicat9492 2 роки тому +1

      No. Not really.

  • @AkinaTakesora
    @AkinaTakesora 2 роки тому +55

    I absolutely love the conversation you had with kazoo in the bath. I don't know why. It triggerd happy chemicals in my brain for me.

  • @herpderp3916
    @herpderp3916 2 роки тому +3341

    My dog is a bit like Kazoo in that she's really more of a "dog-type thing". She's a shepherd mix, but she doesn't really resemble any particular breed. Looking at her, the only conclusion you can really come to is "yep, that's probably a dog".

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 2 роки тому +223

      Perhaps a dog

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 2 роки тому +65

      @@M50A1 or perhaps hamster 🤔

    • @Duane_Grabert
      @Duane_Grabert 2 роки тому +129

      OK. Now I want pictures of the dog type thing.

    • @ShadowSkyX
      @ShadowSkyX 2 роки тому +10

      She's a dog that is "dog shaped enough" to still be called a dog.

    • @herpderp3916
      @herpderp3916 2 роки тому +4

      @@ShadowSkyX We have called her dog-shaped verbatim lol. She seemed a bit insulted when we said it.

  • @Grier958
    @Grier958 2 роки тому +439

    I don't know what but something tells me Kazoo and Mayonnaise would be great friends

    • @Nobody-jo5fm
      @Nobody-jo5fm 2 роки тому +22

      I also was thinking about the Spicy Mayo! Would be interesting to introduce them. ☺

    • @cicinomaden
      @cicinomaden 2 роки тому +3

      Wouldnt it be great if somehow they were introduced to each other? By miracle they might not hiss at each other!

  • @mbathome38
    @mbathome38 2 роки тому +48

    Out of all the animals you repeatedly groom, Kazoo is definitely my favorite

  • @k.morningstar7983
    @k.morningstar7983 2 роки тому +282

    and that is why our trash is kept behind a makeshift locking mechanism. apparently our cat's diet isn't enough to him and he feels like he must supplement it with rotting waste

    • @j.munday7913
      @j.munday7913 2 роки тому +13

      I have a 19 yr old cat who randomly and suddenly decided that the trash was a nice place to sleep. She walks onto it from the dryer and lays down. 🤮 I might have to take a page out of your book and lock it away.

  • @tigersilly81
    @tigersilly81 2 роки тому +636

    Dannng that water was dirty! Loved the conversations you two had

    • @niqerfaguettranykyke
      @niqerfaguettranykyke 2 роки тому +3

      Bath isnt a necessasity for cats, depending on their age and breed.

    • @basilpestoo
      @basilpestoo 2 роки тому +134

      @@niqerfaguettranykyke it was obviously necessary for kazoo. I’m not sure why you felt the need to say this lol

    • @tigersilly81
      @tigersilly81 2 роки тому +78

      @@niqerfaguettranykyke clearly she knows this cat needed a bath. She has stated in other videos about what breeds need grooming assistance and why. Girl with the dogs knows her stuff and we all enjoy the content

    • @niqerfaguettranykyke
      @niqerfaguettranykyke 2 роки тому +4

      @@basilpestoo omg do you comprehend what I type? I did specify "age and breed" for a reason 🙄

    • @biancalldr
      @biancalldr 2 роки тому +7

      @@niqerfaguettranykyke my house have indoor and ourdoor yard, I keep all my cats inside but still they have access to the inner yard since it is an open space through to the kitchen and so on. They love to fight in the dirt and grasses, and I always bath them whenever they turn chocolate or grey, so I guess it depends on you

  • @emeraldflower921
    @emeraldflower921 2 роки тому +65

    1:06 Alright Kazoo, spill. Who's the lucky lady? 😽

  • @JulianneMcLarney
    @JulianneMcLarney 2 роки тому +741

    Kazoo’s reaction to being called stinky makes him a poster child for a “When mom calls you stinky but you know darn well she’s been wearing the same pajamas for over a week”

  • @_letstartariot
    @_letstartariot 2 роки тому +1926

    I come home to my husband watching this video for the 800th time. Always relooping the part where the ‘trash goblin’ has the towel wrapped around his neck looking chill whilst getting a blow dry, hubby laughing as hard as I’ve ever heard him laugh.

    • @angelajennings1633
      @angelajennings1633 2 роки тому +40

      I rewatch the bite when I rewatch the video. Cat bites hurt, but that was kind of cute.

    • @NatalieJ22
      @NatalieJ22 2 роки тому +83

      Husband goals

    • @mmusic5873
      @mmusic5873 2 роки тому +36

      I re-watch this glorious video every time it pops up in my feed! Kazoo is beyond adorable (and derpy!)

    • @taracat7723
      @taracat7723 2 роки тому +43

      Cat men are the best❤

    • @Soandsoguy
      @Soandsoguy 2 роки тому +5

      You should be more suspicious.

  • @naviara715
    @naviara715 Місяць тому +2

    Kazoo is this single greatest cat I've ever seen

  • @Lacey-Alford
    @Lacey-Alford 2 роки тому +883

    I love that you meow back at him. Makes me feel less crazy for meowing and purring at my cats.

    • @EyeconicLaura
      @EyeconicLaura 2 роки тому +48

      Cats actually appreciate that. Adult cats only meow at humans, it’s their language with us and only us.

    • @Пинагод
      @Пинагод 2 роки тому +6

      I talk with my dogs too lol, and I would've barked back if barking was just as easy as meowing

    • @est9949
      @est9949 2 роки тому +3

      How do you purr though? I don't know how to do it. 😂

    • @Lacey-Alford
      @Lacey-Alford 2 роки тому +7

      @@est9949 think of like rolling your R in Spanish but without voice. It's in the back of your throat.

    • @asleepbydawn137
      @asleepbydawn137 2 роки тому +3

      I do too lol!!!

  • @priestofporcelain
    @priestofporcelain 2 роки тому +264

    The way he went extra cross-eyed when you cleaned out his ears... He must've really loved that lmao

  • @LevisGay
    @LevisGay Рік тому +9

    As a major cat lover I love that there are cats on this channel. It makes me really happy to enjoy all these cuties.

  • @TaySwiftFan94
    @TaySwiftFan94 2 роки тому +739

    I think you gave him a total system reset when you cleaned his ears 🤣 he’s hilarious! also I’m glad I’m not the only person who meows at cats 😜

    • @midnightgamer-21
      @midnightgamer-21 2 роки тому +16

      Doesn’t everyone meow at cats lol

    • @ghostsuru8429
      @ghostsuru8429 2 роки тому +21

      I've always felt like meowing at a cat is necessary to effectively communicate with a cat. Maybe not every single cat, but most cats seem to listen or take to you better if you try to mimic them.

    • @midnightgamer-21
      @midnightgamer-21 2 роки тому +5

      Yea, they do seem to love it when you meow at them

    • @3starsburningbright
      @3starsburningbright 2 роки тому +9

      @@ghostsuru8429 its like how humans get so giddy when cats try to mimic our languages, i imagine its the same for cats, in a different way

    • @monstar.x9315
      @monstar.x9315 2 роки тому

      Whenever I hear a cat meow funny on UA-cam I meow at my bf lol 😂

  • @daasbuffy
    @daasbuffy 2 роки тому +1454

    Vanessa: "Your dirty."
    Trash Goblin/Cat: "How dare you!"
    Vanessa: "You smell."
    Trash Goblin/Cat: "I am the pinnacle of perfection!"

    • @daasbuffy
      @daasbuffy 2 роки тому +6

      @@NEbluefire I blame dyslexia, and I am on my computer and therefore have access to google.

    • @halolight1469
      @halolight1469 2 роки тому +7

      @@NEbluefire i dont understand why people are so pressed about spelling your as you're what the hell do people think the internet is? a job interview? spelling can fuck off

    • @helentee9863
      @helentee9863 2 роки тому +7

      @@halolight1469 because 'you're' is short for 2 words, 'you are'. It's not really spelling at all, about which l care nothing (l'm dyslexic too ,mildly, and spellcheck is great,except when l can't even remember how a word starts so can't try and check it :))

    • @halolight1469
      @halolight1469 2 роки тому

      @@helentee9863 i already know that dude ik how to spell you clearly didnt understand my message that its fkn idiotic to go "you're" when someone says your

    • @timtreefrog9646
      @timtreefrog9646 2 роки тому +4

      @@daasbuffy don't worry about it. The comment was very funny. Spelling/grammar doesn't matter. Everyone understood and loved your comment 😘

  • @joannehubbs6207
    @joannehubbs6207 2 роки тому +106

    This kitty looks so miserable no matter what is happening. Those whiskers going all over the place are hysterical to look at. The two of you have a wonderful dialogue going on during his bath. I have watched this video three times and it just keeps getting better!

  • @federicomanglavite9897
    @federicomanglavite9897 2 роки тому +329

    His whiskers are so beautiful and crazy-looking. They're the whiskers equivalent of out-of-bed hair.

  • @sanjanashekar6579
    @sanjanashekar6579 2 роки тому +614

    The look on his face at 1:51 when his ears were being cleaned is just priceless! 😂😂

    • @panthercat38
      @panthercat38 2 роки тому +25

      That's also the face I make when I clean my ears.

    • @Atlas_966
      @Atlas_966 2 роки тому +8

      @@panthercat38 That made my laugh for a bit lol

    • @lisaellis2593
      @lisaellis2593 2 роки тому +1

      Yes! He likes it!

  • @sciencefantastic
    @sciencefantastic Рік тому +22

    He whines constantly but he likes it :)
    He likes the attention and pampering, he just won't admit it

  • @StephTeachesStuff
    @StephTeachesStuff 2 роки тому +941

    He looks like he likes most of the process, except the bath. He's an adorable trash goblin!

  • @AllergyPuppy
    @AllergyPuppy 2 роки тому +151

    Kazoo is such a primo name for a weird mushy cat like this, I love him

    • @kenyonbissett3512
      @kenyonbissett3512 2 роки тому +3

      And, add in “the Trash Goblin” and you’ve got perfection.

  • @yaface120
    @yaface120 2 роки тому +43

    “He looks as miserable as can be…and now we blow dry him” 😆

  • @Jae_TheFlash
    @Jae_TheFlash 2 роки тому +122

    The air licking is my favorite thing about Kazoo. Let's you know he's enjoying it lol

    • @prnc96
      @prnc96 2 роки тому +5

      ok where the frick did u get that emoji bc I need it

  • @shizukagozen777
    @shizukagozen777 2 роки тому +195

    I just love how fluffy cats look like the letter " i " once wet, like their body is so skinny but there's that adorable big ass round face on top. 😂😂😂

    • @littlewitch5414
      @littlewitch5414 2 роки тому +13

      LMAO! Now I'm gonna keep calling them the letter i.

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 2 роки тому +2

      @@littlewitch5414
      Nice ! 🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @eveningstar8581
      @eveningstar8581 2 роки тому +4

      Gasp!! That’s sooo true LOLLL!! I will forever see that now!😂😜

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 Рік тому

      @@eveningstar8581
      Thank you ! 😂💖 (yeah, I'm 1 year late. LOL)

  • @angiepants9219
    @angiepants9219 10 місяців тому +8

    When he was getting scratched and blow dried he just looked so happy like "yes pamper me human" 😂💖💜

  • @hannaha4631
    @hannaha4631 2 роки тому +513

    Those WHISKERS and cattitude and the frantic air-licking...thank you, Kazoo's hooman, for letting your cat shaped creetur be shared with the world!!!

  • @pag9228
    @pag9228 2 роки тому +377

    He should be modeling those gorgeous whiskers! Beautiful cat.

  • @victoriakraft6055
    @victoriakraft6055 Рік тому +3

    I’m in love with Kazoo💜His whiskers are incredible 💝

  • @JayCee_64
    @JayCee_64 2 роки тому +296

    Naughty Kazoo!! No dumpster diving for you for a month! "Cat-type thing." Too funny!!🤣

  • @Marie45610
    @Marie45610 2 роки тому +175

    My cat doesn't bite or scratch when I give her a bath, but she does try to do parkour. 😂

  • @brad349miller
    @brad349miller 2 роки тому +617

    That cat went freaking wall-eyed when you cleaned in his ears! ⬅️_➡️ I usually don't like smoosh-id faced cats but his bottom fangs with his whiskers and his mild temperament... so cute!!!!

  • @BeautyMonster1000
    @BeautyMonster1000 2 роки тому +193

    Wow, he was really telling you off wasn't he? He was like "how dare you insult me human!?" Lol!
    I love Kazoo!

  • @minamiyamoto9976
    @minamiyamoto9976 Рік тому +21

    Your extremely humorous dialogue and conversation with your customer is the funniest part in the entire episode. In addition to the video, the sound track is the most enjoyable and hilarious part of your video. This is the best pet-human comedy in UA-cam. 😆 😅 🤣 😂

  • @k.m.223
    @k.m.223 2 роки тому +36

    He was mad that you washed off all his filth. He put a lot of work into accumulating that!

  • @yakacm
    @yakacm 2 роки тому +201

    He's a big boy, most cats once they are wet look about quarter the size they do when their coat is dry, but not Kazoo, he's pretty chunky.

  • @thomaskauffman2108
    @thomaskauffman2108 2 роки тому +3

    Girl watching you and listening to you sure makes this old man laugh!!! Please keep it up-!!

  • @SamBiscuit-bn7jg
    @SamBiscuit-bn7jg 2 роки тому +276

    I love how his whiskers stick straight out from his face like a furry little walrus

  • @ilsehelena12
    @ilsehelena12 2 роки тому +67

    Kazoo, Poppy and Mayonnaise are my favorite recurring guests ♥️🐱

    • @marcolorenzo00089
      @marcolorenzo00089 2 роки тому +3

      Wow animals are so lovely, cute, sweet and such an adorable🤩. Do you have a pet?

  • @hannahm4078
    @hannahm4078 2 роки тому +27

    I love how politely he meows the whole time.

  • @hassansabri6637
    @hassansabri6637 2 роки тому +71

    I especially enjoy the cats on this channel

  • @charlotteadam4803
    @charlotteadam4803 2 роки тому +90

    The dinner date will have to be cancelled because he had to speak to the manager

    • @tundrawomansays5067
      @tundrawomansays5067 2 роки тому +3

      Maybe his date, “Dumpster Diva” didn’t show up? Oh, poor Kazoo!

  • @Letham316
    @Letham316 Рік тому +5

    I like how there are moments when he's clearly enjoying it, and is just sitting there like 😌

  • @martins458
    @martins458 2 роки тому +30

    He's so derpy, I love him.

  • @blackphilip8369
    @blackphilip8369 2 роки тому +17

    0:48 I am glad I am not the only one who meows back at cats 😆

  • @kathym5936
    @kathym5936 2 роки тому +2

    Aww just gorgeous... like my boy has answer for everything and is not shy voicing his opinion ... cuteness overload 😍 💖

  • @byrongilbert3720
    @byrongilbert3720 2 роки тому +38

    KAZOO!!!! love him. him and mayonaise crack me up.

  • @lauram3115
    @lauram3115 2 роки тому +107

    Yay! My favorite trash goblin is back! Thank you for all that you do for the fur babies of the world! 💕

  • @Psychomech5
    @Psychomech5 Рік тому +2

    He’s like, “I’m nasty and ALSO leaving the bath, bye”.

  • @lunapuella2611
    @lunapuella2611 2 роки тому +170

    I couldn't stop laughing all the way through. What a goofy looking and cute boy 🤣

  • @mrgabest
    @mrgabest 2 роки тому +196

    I would not have been able to resist naming him 'Oscar'.

  • @paulahillier1390
    @paulahillier1390 Рік тому +29

    Kazoo is the Monday morning of cats. 😂

  • @nellayema2455
    @nellayema2455 2 роки тому +276

    Kazoo is so goofy looking that he's adorable. This channel is the best thing to come out of the pandemic era. Thank you for making a terrible time more bearable. Congratulations on your success!

  • @Masada1911
    @Masada1911 2 роки тому +44

    Its my favorite air licker! Kazoo in the house!

  • @vickiehurt2665
    @vickiehurt2665 Рік тому +8

    I love the way he kept telling you where to go 😅😅❤❤❤❤

  • @bsdkflh
    @bsdkflh 2 роки тому +111

    Girl: ... clean his ears, which seems to be quite enjoyable
    trash goblin: 🥴🤤

    • @krisdiane
      @krisdiane 2 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂 I lost it at that part.

    • @nightsgrow6575
      @nightsgrow6575 2 роки тому +14

      His eyes were literally going in opposite directions at that point 😂😂 but I get it, when I haven’t cleaned my ears in a while and finally do it it’s pretty great

    • @thisgirlisreeltreble
      @thisgirlisreeltreble 2 роки тому

      My boys love this (we call it "ear mushies") too!!

    • @Duane_Grabert
      @Duane_Grabert 2 роки тому

      I don't think he's unhappy about getting groomed. The bath? Maybe. Ears cleaned? Nope. His face in the happy hoodie tho.

  • @M3T2W01f
    @M3T2W01f 2 роки тому +28

    1:19
    GWD: (meow)
    Kazoo: WHAT YOU SAY?!?!

  • @imzadi83fanvids7
    @imzadi83fanvids7 2 роки тому +15

    OMG that face he made at the end, he looked like a Dr. Seuss character. Much love to Kazoo and for his poor chewed on groomer.

  • @MrM4rvelous
    @MrM4rvelous 2 роки тому +105

    This cat is downright hilarious. The expressions. The random bites. Mreow! Great vid Vanessa. I don't think you stink

  • @dipanwitamullick
    @dipanwitamullick 2 роки тому +77

    He agreed to everything that was being said but then that ‘Nasty’ really ticked him off! He’s anything and everything but not nasty!

  • @hotshamesatsuma7942
    @hotshamesatsuma7942 2 роки тому +5

    i love this cat so much, i can't explain it. he's my favourite cat that i've never met.

  • @JustMe-ks8qc
    @JustMe-ks8qc 2 роки тому +94

    "cat-type thing" 🤣I love his crazy whiskers.

  • @NotSoLegendaryGreen
    @NotSoLegendaryGreen 2 роки тому +518

    Most cats can clean themselves, however, the long haired variety, like this trash goblin, actually do need help in the form of regular baths.

    • @yokubo7220
      @yokubo7220 2 роки тому +106

      especially flat faced cats as they struggle more to groom themselves than other cats

    • @ryuuthefrog3775
      @ryuuthefrog3775 2 роки тому +69

      don't forget the older cats

    • @mimi-fm7hz
      @mimi-fm7hz 2 роки тому +86

      @@ryuuthefrog3775 Or just slightly stupid cats. One of my cats is completely able bodied besides being a lil chunky but not abnormally so. But she is filthy unless i deshed her and give her baths. I thought it was maybe her thick hair that caused it but her son who has the same coat thickness is completely fine. 🤦‍♀️

    • @FeralFelineFriend
      @FeralFelineFriend 2 роки тому +20

      My cats roll in frickin dirt! They are not old and only one is a long hair. So they have dirt and even pee smeared on them because they roll in the dirt my ma tracks in from work and play in the litter boxes.

    • @ayohitmanbang2097
      @ayohitmanbang2097 2 роки тому +17

      short haired cats need it too atleast twice a year or they start smelling bad and become sticky

  • @justjoan4010
    @justjoan4010 26 днів тому

    Too cute, too funny, too much. I loved this cat grooming. He was actually pretty good. ❤

  • @Howiesgirl
    @Howiesgirl 2 роки тому +46

    I love Kazoo's crazy whiskers! He's so comical looking, it makes him adorable. Thank you for another great video.

  • @kellyyork3898
    @kellyyork3898 2 роки тому +129

    Bless it. He doesn’t really understand the bath. Love him.

  • @luchan1638
    @luchan1638 2 роки тому +3

    What a cute kitty♥️ he is quite vocal but so patient

  • @melissajohnson2935
    @melissajohnson2935 2 роки тому +34

    When you called him nasty and he stepped out of the tub like "I know this bish ain't talking to me like that" 🤣🤣

  • @DomoniqueCiara
    @DomoniqueCiara 2 роки тому +21

    “Fluff you” kills me every time! 😂

  • @OriginalAcefanatic
    @OriginalAcefanatic 2 роки тому +1

    Oh wow! He’s beautiful! And hysterical!

  • @AbsoluteNails
    @AbsoluteNails 2 роки тому +514

    Only just found ur channel and I just cant stop binge watching!! Love ur sense of humour too!! Obvs subscribed! xx

  • @me-pz5yi
    @me-pz5yi 2 роки тому +71

    “Trim off his weapons before battle.” I love her sayings! She is the best narrator!!!! Nail trims are the cutest 😍. These grooms make my day 🥰.

    • @Danthehorse
      @Danthehorse 2 роки тому +1

      That depends if he goes outside or not. If he does, claw trims could result in disaster. Neighbours cat had trimmed claws, went up tree, lost grip, crushed its tail bone, had to be put down after a while.

    • @راميالبنّى-ك4ذ
      @راميالبنّى-ك4ذ 2 роки тому

      @@Danthehorse shit!!! That almost made me cry man

  • @kimberlypatton205
    @kimberlypatton205 Рік тому +1

    He’s just wonderful! I fell in love with him in the first video! Especially those whiskers!Hes a Prince!

  • @HeatherSealey
    @HeatherSealey 2 роки тому +55

    "Cat-type thing" haha. Poor Kazoo, sassed the whole session.

  • @blueroseofpurity9691
    @blueroseofpurity9691 2 роки тому +41

    Kazoo is absolutely adorable!! ❤️

  • @xSunshinex4206
    @xSunshinex4206 Рік тому +1

    I went straight to this video from the previous with Kazoo. Love him ♥

  • @perlip7044
    @perlip7044 2 роки тому +23

    I absolutely adore the cat videos, please do more!

  • @caralove93
    @caralove93 2 роки тому +23

    I don’t know what it is about his whiskers but I am absolutely in love with them 😍😂

  • @weswyleven9540
    @weswyleven9540 2 роки тому +3

    That is the most adorable cat I have ever seen.
    Trash rolling and all.

  • @lunahix4815
    @lunahix4815 2 роки тому +36

    He's adorable!

  • @SandraNelson063
    @SandraNelson063 2 роки тому +7

    I have a lot of affection for that cat type thing. I love the way he sings the Song of his people. He is his own self.

    • @anna_in_aotearoa3166
      @anna_in_aotearoa3166 2 роки тому +2

      When he was wet from the bath and meowing in profile, it was like this really strong Siamese resemblance suddenly came out! 🤣 I've never seen a cat in real life whose whiskers are as amazingly drunken-looking as Kazoo's... His visits are always truly hilarious. Definitely a bit more spicy this time toubd, even though his spa date was actually less invasive than last time! 😆