Vanessa: He’s fine Mayo: MURDER! TORTURE! CRIMES AGAINST NATURE! Vanessa: So well behaved Mayo: I WILL END YOUR BLOODLINE FOR THIS INSULT Vanessa: i really love his personality
That was awesome, though I also loved his loud meow of agreement at 10:01 when she told him he was funny. And when he meowed loudly and (accidentally, I'm sure) flicked water at her with his paw at 9:48 or so.
I have a cat that tries to kill me when I put her into her carrier for the vet (she was feral as a baby). Then she plays dead the entire time the vet handles her (seriously she falls over like Mayo did, goes limp and then never moves again - no matter what the vet does to her! ). Once she's back in the carrier and I pick it up to take her home she tries to claw me to death through the carrier sides!! As soon as we're home she jumps in my lap and demands pets and kisses. Cats are NUTSO!
Drama, drama, drama, plus if you can get them out of it, you know he's going to try! He just doesn't know he can't get it over on Vanessa! She's too smart for that one!❤
As he’s literally screaming “I’M DYYYYINGGG!!” Vanessa calmly says “I promise you’re not dying”. Mayo opens his eyes a slit and silently gives the death by daggers stare. 🤣🤣🤣💕💕💕
My favorite thing about Mayo is even when he’s being good, he has the most expressive face of disgust and hatred of any animal that’s been on the channel. 😂 What a great way to end the year! I hope Mayo has no resolutions and continues to be the funniest, fluffiest, and grumpiest cat in the new year. ❤
I see him actually doing slow blinks at you even when he's yelling dramatically, it's amazing. He clearly appreciates you even though he hates the process! You're probably one of his favorite people.
It’s true cats have a time limit! Some have a shorter fuse than others, though. At least Mayo is very clear and direct in letting you know “I am 100% going to bite and claw the ever loving piss out of you if you don’t stop that in 3…2…1…” LoL! My girl cat is a floofy spicy tabby like him. The problem with her is she will want love and pets, but only for a certain amount of time. If you pet her for even one second longer than she wants, she will rain hellfire upon you. The catch? You don’t get to know when that time is until it’s too late. 😂 And avoiding the pets all together isn’t an option either because she’ll scratch you for not petting her when she wants to be pet. She’s the worst. I love her. 🤣
But why is it such a torture though? There's like one animal on this channel who actually enjoyed it, and not because The Groomer treated him differently, he was just taught how to love baths.
@@misteral9045You'd have to desensitize them to water at a very young age. We did it with our newest kitten because he will be an outside cat and we learned from previous cats that sometimes that means a bath will be needed in the future. But it definitely was a process that most don't feel like they need to do, have a harder time with because the cat they got is older or are unaware of it being a possibility. 😔
@@lexa2310No, they don't need to be desensitized to water, you need to understand what it's like to be small and furry and in water. Perhaps you should stop designating what kind of cat your kitten will be and instead see what it chooses for itself. Or... you can take care of the cat and dry it off. You know what the beloved The Groomer says almost every episode? That leaving fur to air dry is what causes big mats, especially for thick coats with multiple layers. Huh. I wonder why most swimming cats are short hairs. What's Mayo? A Persian bred to have so much fur that he has trouble grooming himself? Huh. You people disgust me.
I love hearing you tell Mayo he's a good boy. It's crazy to me how much a cat can respond to vocal praise. I know how different cats and dogs are so for the longest time, I never really called my kitty a good girl because it seemed strange to do with a cat. But when I started saying it one day, she started actually listening to me and doing the things I asked of her! She would even come to me on command without ever being trained to do so. I miss you, Teacup. Rest in Peace. 💔
I never understood why people don’t talk to their cats. I do it all the time and they love it. Mine chat right back at me, know their names, and often listen to what I want. Not every cat meows back but my baby girl trills and mrrs at me happily. My one boy even went deaf and so I make big hand gestures to get his attention so he knows I’m talking to it. I use some specific gesture commands and he still gets my meaning. Cats love being talked to.
@@michellestr8998not true. There’s a channel on UA-cam with a cat that wears a GoPro camera as a collar. He’s super chatty with other cats in the neighborhood
@RexJacobus-bb1vw A more accurate way to put it is "they don't meow randomly to other cats", when you see a friendly cat there is a high chance it will approach you and meow inquisitively, as if initiating a conversation. The way they meow to other cats is more direct, they use tone to indicate their comfort level. Annoyed yowls or "you may approach me peasant" meows are pretty much the only ones they use with other cats, while with humans they meow in many different ways for no apparent reason. I can also confirm they love being talked to. Cats are curious and love to learn, and every time you talk it tries to figure out what you mean. Their eyes seem to light up when I talk to them. It's adorable to see such enthusiasm.
@RexJacobus-bb1vw I'm speaking from experience, not videos. The cats around my neighbourhood (I'm from Turkey) are all friendly with humans, but with each other they're either dead silent or want each other dead, nothing in between. To think all cats fall into one category or another is dumb. I admit I should've mentioned it's just my experience in the first comment, but claiming some cats in a vid stand for the whole catkind is just as dumb.
You treat him so well and the fact you saved his life....him being a grinch cat is just him showing you how much he loves you. I'm glad you helped him!
I have a male orange tabby and the first bath I gave him I was so scared my neighbors were gonna break down my door because he literally sounded like a woman being murdered 😅😳👀😬 luckily now my neighbors know me and they found the story hilarious 🤣
My cat Lillie will SCREAM a lot louder than that if she cannot see me when we are out for a walk around the estate. Or if I go inside she’ll sit at my downstairs neighbours garden and scream at my window wanting to come inside 😭
My cat will scream at us to come clean her litter box as soon as she steps out of it. And if you don’t come running, she will howl a few more times! Also does this when she wants dinner. 😂 Very demanding cat, knows she’s the boss!
I was laughing so hard at how pitiful his meows sounded. I felt bad for laughing, but that was hysterical. So is Mayo the Husky of the cat world since he seems to be a drama queen? Lol.
My ragdoll got groomed for quite a long time and was usually a champ. But as he hit senior status the spiciness grew. One day the lovely groomer gave him back to my mom half done. No charge. Apparently he was just too angry and they didn’t want to upset him anymore😂❤ he’s 17 now and my dad just got his own clippers to shave out mats. The cat looks choppy as hell, but he is very happy lol. Thank you for caring for the spicey cattos!!!
I used cattle clippers on mine all she didn't get shaved was her head and tail 😂😂😂...I had 3 of them one never gets matted but the other ones get bad mats ...I only have two now one got run over
We have a 17-year-old long haired tortie and she loves getting everything shaved off. Cracks us up that even she doesn't want to deal with her hair anymore. But, it keeps her from having to groom herself, which at that age is tricky.
@clarabear501 the same thing happened with my cat. She was never difficult when she was young but now she is 16 and has arthritis. Most cats get arthritis when they get older and just like people it's painful. She gets a Solensia shot once a month from her vet along with a subscription for gabepentin for the pain. It has helped her tremendously and I would ask your vet for solensia and gabepentin.
@clarabear501 We have both a Himalayan and Ragdoll. We use a mobile groomer that gives them a bath and lion cut during the spring/summer . They both do good. The ragdoll tolerates it, and the Himalayan actually loves it. We bought one of those pet vacuumes that has a bunch of attachments, one being a brush . You basically brush, and it sucks up the hair. It's a total gamechanger with long hair cats and dogs. It even has a clipper attachment so you can trim areas and the hair just gets sucked up no mess or hair all over the house. We started doing lion cuts because we just could never brush all the loose hair up . I'd brush and brush and brush and brush it was never ending. Having the suction along with the brush gets every drop of hair . We have a borderline Zoo and it was just becoming so hard to keep our house hair free , but I'm telling you that petvac has been the best purchase of my life. So if anyone has long hair pets ( even great on short hair) you have to get one ypu will love it.
10:03 "Oooohhhhhh, poor May-O...! POOR Mae-NAISE!" I stg this sound clip lives rent-free in my brain 24/7, it scratches some kinda itch, man. I keep coming back to it xD
Mayo was really trying to be tolerant and then he was like, how dare you say I’m being good?!!!! Vanessa, you’re so pleasant and patient and so kind to Mayo…and to all your animals. That’s what makes you the best.
I love their angry squished up lil faces in the hoodie. They’re like, “I’m a FIERCE predator and you WILL pay for this”, but it’s hard to take that face seriously😂
Sharon here: I'm glad that you reiterate how much care goes into having Persians, or other cats with heavy coats and flat faces that cannot groom for themselves. I also appreciate your efforts in grooming to avoid having the animals put under, which carries a risk of death with it. Good JOB! Good Girl!!
Lol, you could almost hear the betrayal in his meows when he went in the tub. Like he was shouting "But I was being good! Why would you put me in the tub if I was being good?!"
You'd take him seriously if your hands were bleeding from him scratching you. Honestly vet and grooming salon workers have to put up with a lot (noise and fuss), including injuries, in the line of duty. I am very appreciative of what they do. As someone whp has had dogs, I feel it's an important responsibility to get your pets used to beimg in such places, and being comfortable with being handled, being bathed and brushed, being lifted by others etc. It's not just for the benefit of those people but for your pet so they will make less fuss and feel less stress. And it can all be done more quickly and efficiently.
I need a calendar of cats and dogs in happy hoodies - I love their little smooshed faces!!! Mayo definitely lulled us all into a false sense of security there - although he was giving looks of "I will end you, grooming lady" all the time! Hope your hand heals quickly Vanessa!
So sad people feel the need to complain about her sharing something great she did with some of her income. Would they feel better if Mayo had died? Not everyone can afford expensive vet bills. She saw an opportunity to help and was in the position to be able to because of her followers. In a way, we all helped save his life because we appreciate and support her actions by watching and making comments. I think she wanted us to know what a difference it makes. This is a fun and engaging channel that always makes me smile. I love reading the funny and positive comments people make, and I have learned a LOT. I feel sorry for people who can't appreciate it when other people share joy and try to sow negativity instead. Kudos to Vanessa and Mayo for once again spreading positive vibes throughout this community! Happy New Year Everyone!🎆
I always like hearing about other peoples good deeds 'cause it reminds me to think about what I can do to help someone, a friend, a person in the community or whatever I feel like doing.
The last shot of him says it all really 🤣😂 I think that was incredibly kind of you to pay Mayonnaise’s medical bills! 💵 Acknowledging that his video’s contribute to add revenue, then using that revenue to save his life is very special. Thanks to you, this gorgeous spicy chap - lives to fight another day! Happy NY to you and yours, and everyone in this great community. ❤ from Melbourne Australia 🇦🇺
The several looks of absolute contempt on Mayo's face is just so amusing "Woman... I loath you.. but you make me feel less itchy.. but i still hate you"
Yeah because Mayo is intelligent enough to imagine a world where he gets groomed but on his own terms, without being forced into a bath, hooded, bubbled, and with a human constantly saying whatever they need to usher his emotions through the process. Are the straights ok?
@@TheRedNaxelaUA-cam If you're so sheltered that you can't even comprehend it, I can't help you. I don't engage with ignorance. If you could ask a real question because you care enough to want to know, I'd be happy to answer.
@@misteral9045 The passive aggressive bs is fantastic, you must be so much fun to be around. And you know nothing about domestic cats; on his own terms would be no grooming and that is not an option for his health. You must be one of those PETA kill shelter types, better a dead animal than a domesticated one.
I think we need a Mayo's Greatest Hits compilation of all those faces and yells. He's forever fantastic. I remember when he got ill and being so worried. It was around when we lost our feline to lymphoma. I am so glad Mayo is still here to announce his presence to the world.
He is less spicy to start with but he did give you his “I hate you eyes” a couple of times. And then his yowls of “HELP SHE’S KILLING ME!” when the bubble came off. 🤦♀️
Nono, that was just dramaqueen "I don't like this, please stop" behaviour, when he turned his ears back and started flicking his tail and then stopped flicking it, that's the "I'mma f*ck you up" behaviours to look out for X)
Mayo's first strategy is hiding, then escaping, then pleading with his tormentor, then finally just calling out to all the deities of the universe to come rescue him.
PLEASE LETS ALL BAND TOGETHER AND GET RXCKSTXR TO DO A VOICE OVER FOR THIS PARTICULAR VIDEO OF MAYO!! OH! ITS THE COLLAB I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED UNTIL NOW!
Your consistent good care is paying off in the trust department. Your “cat timer” truism regarding feline behavior was spot on in this instance. Sweet Mayo’s “cat timer” went off too early and he reverted to Spicy Mayo. Kudos to you for finishing the necessary brushing. Sorry the stinker scratched you!
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I had a cat identical to Mayo who passed a few years ago, she was with me for 18 years and went through many things with me, including pregnancies and having babies and moving to another country. Her name was Finni and she was the sweetest, mellowest cat in the world. Thank you for your video, I feel like I got to watched her again, in a way. Thank you!!! ❤
Scientists will be perfectly fine with genetically modifying creatures to glow in the dark or grow extra skin for experiments but they can't create pets that will live around the same length as humans.
That was such a lovely thing you did, paying for his medical care. ❤ His hisses, scratches and cries of the utmost dispare are his ways of saying thank you I'm sure. 😂 Such a handsome boy. Even if a tad spicy 🤣
Can I do that to you in a way that you hate, post it on the Internet, and you should know the reason why you stand out from all my other content is that you just hate so much, so genuinely. That's what draws the views, people wanna see real drama.
Mayo: Say I’m a “not so spicy cat”?! You will not tarnish my reputation! Millions of kitties are watching and look up to me. I must now teach a Master’s Class in shredding the groomer. Vanessa: Mayo is being good today. I don’t think we need the bubble. Mayo: Excellent. She has removed the bubble. Now for the hoodie. Vanessa: Let’s try without the hoodie. Such a good cat. Mayo: : Good cat!? Your hands will run with your own blood! A little warning now. Vanessa: Getting spicy today. At least Mayo is biting the brush and not my hand. Mayo: Now for the double kill! A river of blood and making you eat your words! Vanessa: OW!! Mayo: Success. I have nearly ripped off her hand. Let’s see how she spins it. Vanessa: Sorry for the gloves, but youtube doesn’t allow blood. Mayo: You mean the gloves are there to stop the bleeding and keep your hand attached to your arm! Vanessa: Mayo is such a spicy cat today. Mayo: And that fellow felines, is how you teach a hoo-mon a lesson about ever calling you nice.
@@catfishcave379 What delightful nonsense. It sounds like you had fun coming up with that. You actually managed to twist it perfectly around where it seems like Mayo is this superstar cat and this is actually his channel and not the groomers. Aside from a few necessary white lies, your work is complete.
Aw, Mayo, if only you understood why you needed to go through this. His meows in the bath were hilarious. I guess his spiciness level intensified near the end though...
@@sandrafaith I mean, it's only this way because we've bred them to be reliant on us, mostly for aesthetic reasons... I don't know that an explanation would help, tbh
@@kohlinoortbf, if mayonnaise were any other kind of cat, there’s the (here, acting as devil’s advocate) argument that that cat would not have been mayonnaise. Mayonnaise is only here because of his specific breed being bred the way the is
@@sandrafaithI think we can in the near future. some of these animals talking w buttons have even asked for medicine when their humans forget (bunny as well as Parker posey) .... not sure if billi the cat has done the same but she might have
I have two kittens who are just over 5 months now, and I trimmed their claws this morning. They were so good. They meowed and whined, squirmed and growled. Neither one tried to scratch or bite. Luckily, one is a shorthaired tabbed, so minimal brushing needed. The other is a medium hair, so we'll see how long her fur gets, but she's skittish about brushing. We're working on it. Happy new year from a 'local'! 🎉
It's definitely best to get them started young. I wish I had pressed my medium-haired girl more with the brush when she was a kitten; getting her brushed is a real chore!
Vanessa: He’s fine
Mayo: MURDER! TORTURE! CRIMES AGAINST NATURE!
Vanessa: So well behaved
Mayo: I WILL END YOUR BLOODLINE FOR THIS INSULT
Vanessa: i really love his personality
Hahaha, good one!🤣
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Obviously you speak Mayo
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"He's really being less spicy today."
Mayo: "MEOW!!!!!"
This cat's comedic timing is spot-on.
7:18 😂😂🤣
STOP MURDERING THE GODDAMN CAT!
That was awesome, though I also loved his loud meow of agreement at 10:01 when she told him he was funny. And when he meowed loudly and (accidentally, I'm sure) flicked water at her with his paw at 9:48 or so.
@@ejrilling 7:14, actually
@@ejrilling That meow was like, "Someone CALL THE POLICE. HELP ME!"
dying at the bits where she just perfectly rotates him 180 degrees on the table and he doesn't even shift out of loafpose.
I loved that too. like moving a cake around to decorate it.
@@ArsStarhawkRight? 😂
Loafpose lol. I love it 😂😂😂
hes turtling
it increases defense while sacrificing attack
mayonaise is a fanged throw pillow, breed requirements include refusing to reveal their legs at all costs.
She just spins him around on the countertop like he’s a “Lazy Susan” 😂
That cat went through all the 5 stages of grief in the bath tub 🤣
🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂💀💀💀
The absolutely TORTURED cries 💀💀
1 denial 2 anger 3 bargaining 4 depression 5 acceptance
I had to convince my mom and aunt that he wasn't tortured.😂
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Vanessa: "I don't have time to go to the emergency room today."
Mayo: "It's fine, you'll be going straight to the morgue."
Omg😂😂😂
Good one!! 😂😂😂😂
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Despite all his rage, he's still just Mayonnaise in a cage
Omg this is perfect 😭😭
Absolute perfection
Good one 😂
He’s just a little jarred about this. It was a squeeze to get him in the cage.
Lmao, I said that in a billy corgan voice
The fake fainting scene was Oscar worthy Mayo. 😂
I was alarmed by it😆
Him being a real Oscar Mayo Weiner
Cat went limp like a toddler who doesn't want to leave the toy store XD
9:21
@@Thetruthiscosmicstiff and lifeless 🤣
Mayo should get an academy award for that bathtub performance. He put on extra drama by falling down when the water spout was on. LOL!!!
I know
I have a cat that tries to kill me when I put her into her carrier for the vet (she was feral as a baby). Then she plays dead the entire time the vet handles her (seriously she falls over like Mayo did, goes limp and then never moves again - no matter what the vet does to her! ). Once she's back in the carrier and I pick it up to take her home she tries to claw me to death through the carrier sides!! As soon as we're home she jumps in my lap and demands pets and kisses. Cats are NUTSO!
He almost died there!!!!!
Drama, drama, drama, plus if you can get them out of it, you know he's going to try! He just doesn't know he can't get it over on Vanessa! She's too smart for that one!❤
The sheer horror on my husband's face when he walks in and only hears "can I shave your butthole?" 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
Hysterical!! 😂🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂
You just made my day with how funny that would be.
😂😂😂
As he’s literally screaming “I’M DYYYYINGGG!!” Vanessa calmly says “I promise you’re not dying”. Mayo opens his eyes a slit and silently gives the death by daggers stare. 🤣🤣🤣💕💕💕
He’s so dramatic and Im here for it
Time stamp please?
@@ohno_deerlady8:20
Thank you for paying to help Mayo in his time of need. That is the kindness that gets repaid by blessings if never by Mayo.
Vanessa: “He’s okay guys, just so you know”
Mayo: “NOOOOO!”
🤣🤣🤣
♥️🙏🏻♥️ deeeep inside he😻you!♥️
♥️
Mayo: "NO!!! I AM NOT PEACHY! I AM NOT ALRIGHT! I... AM.... IN AGONY!!!!! AAaarrrghhh!!!!"
Give this cat a trophy for best acting performance.
Mayo's 'Resting Cat Face' is the stuff of legends.
You mean the fluff of legends 🤭🤭
"Resting Cat Face." That's hilarious 😂😂😂
Mayo: screams like hes being bathed in acid
Vanessa: you're being so good
😅
Good compared to how he usually is in the bath. :p
That is a blood curdling scream, huge drama queen detected.
That’s how you know that usually he’s 100x worse. 😆
the way i cackled
Crying at this
9:39 “he’s not dying”
🐱 _goodbye cruel world_
Vanessa : "Well, I'd rather have the claws"
Mayo : "that can be arranged, here, come a bit closer"
Mayo: So you have chosen death....
😂
Remember, they're called killer mittens for a reason. On Mayo, they're deadly.
@@margaretjiantonio939 Mayo is always ready to bring out the murder mittens! Lol
AhahhAhaaHHAhahahha
My favorite thing about Mayo is even when he’s being good, he has the most expressive face of disgust and hatred of any animal that’s been on the channel. 😂
What a great way to end the year! I hope Mayo has no resolutions and continues to be the funniest, fluffiest, and grumpiest cat in the new year. ❤
Right…lol
You're a monster.
Mayo for official new grumpy cat
If you ever spent time with cats, they really don't have facial expressions. They have body language.
Don't anthromorphocize.
@@bcaye Hey everyone in the comments that I'm fighting, we can put aside our differences for this one.
"At least he's attacking the brush and not my hand."
**Mayo immediately going after the hands**
I see him actually doing slow blinks at you even when he's yelling dramatically, it's amazing. He clearly appreciates you even though he hates the process! You're probably one of his favorite people.
I think it's hilarious people think they've cracked the cat language with the slow blink. It doesn't mean shit.
@@xRakanishu It does mean something, though. Cats communicate primarily through body language
@@xRakanishu It does, actually :)
Mayo: MEEEEOOOOW! GRRR!
Delulu Cat People: "Aw he adores you."
Can't believe you wrote that after watching this, Mayo hated her and the whole experience and couldn't wait to get out of there, his face said it all.
The dramatic fake "fainting" in the bath had me cackling!
Mayo out here really answering the age old question "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Yes. Yes he is. He sings the song of his people beautifully. 😂
I’m dead 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
So Patrick was right? 😮
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love this comment! More than I should! 🤣
As I passed this comment it has 666 likes... im leaving it lol
He’s a good kitty. He held out as long as he could, used his verbal toolkit until he just had enough.
It’s true cats have a time limit! Some have a shorter fuse than others, though. At least Mayo is very clear and direct in letting you know “I am 100% going to bite and claw the ever loving piss out of you if you don’t stop that in 3…2…1…” LoL!
My girl cat is a floofy spicy tabby like him. The problem with her is she will want love and pets, but only for a certain amount of time. If you pet her for even one second longer than she wants, she will rain hellfire upon you. The catch? You don’t get to know when that time is until it’s too late. 😂 And avoiding the pets all together isn’t an option either because she’ll scratch you for not petting her when she wants to be pet. She’s the worst. I love her. 🤣
But why is it such a torture though? There's like one animal on this channel who actually enjoyed it, and not because The Groomer treated him differently, he was just taught how to love baths.
So true! One of my cats is the same. He gives you the look, the tail whacks and then he goes in for the kill.
@@misteral9045You'd have to desensitize them to water at a very young age. We did it with our newest kitten because he will be an outside cat and we learned from previous cats that sometimes that means a bath will be needed in the future. But it definitely was a process that most don't feel like they need to do, have a harder time with because the cat they got is older or are unaware of it being a possibility. 😔
@@lexa2310No, they don't need to be desensitized to water, you need to understand what it's like to be small and furry and in water. Perhaps you should stop designating what kind of cat your kitten will be and instead see what it chooses for itself. Or... you can take care of the cat and dry it off. You know what the beloved The Groomer says almost every episode? That leaving fur to air dry is what causes big mats, especially for thick coats with multiple layers. Huh. I wonder why most swimming cats are short hairs. What's Mayo? A Persian bred to have so much fur that he has trouble grooming himself? Huh. You people disgust me.
Cats look like mini astronauts with the hoodie and bubble. I live for this content
Her saying “it’s ok”, him saying “no the f*** it’s NOT”. Gotta love cats.
He called her the c-word too.
@@GTFBITKCat?
This woman doesnt know how to handle animals, cat is clearly stressed out. Report animal abuse.
@@xibirhow is it animal abuse? The cat just hates getting bathed
@@ashley-8033 their leftist college professor deemed it so.
He was just lulling you into thinking he was going to be good. The “I’m about to die, I am dead!!” scene was Oscar worthy. 😂😂😂
Lulling 😂
Very well put.
“Stop yelling at me” and “I promise you you’re not dying” had me on the floor Vanessa!! 😂😂😂
I say these things to my cat often. I'm usually not even anywhere near him. He just loves to be dramatic.
@@syntacticalcrab And the funny part about it is they actually understand what you’re saying!! 🤣😂
"Why are you acting like you're on drugs?" 💀🔥🔥😆🤣🤣
That line was fantastic 😂
WHEN?
@@user-bc1kl3xf39e watch from around 9:20 to 9:34
He’s such a cutie. He’s screaming as if water is burning! 😂😂❤
Water is disgusting. Running water double so. -- Mayo.
@@pclouds Water is for drinking not washing - Mayo.
He was trying to point out he is not a baby seal, and he can't swim. 🤭
He reminds me of a cat I used to have who carried on so much in the bath that the neighbors called the police.
Honestly I could not stop laughing!
The death screams followed by the deliberate slow blinks when the bath finished had me cackling. What a fickle little ball of Mayo. 🤣
I love hearing you tell Mayo he's a good boy. It's crazy to me how much a cat can respond to vocal praise. I know how different cats and dogs are so for the longest time, I never really called my kitty a good girl because it seemed strange to do with a cat. But when I started saying it one day, she started actually listening to me and doing the things I asked of her! She would even come to me on command without ever being trained to do so.
I miss you, Teacup. Rest in Peace. 💔
I never understood why people don’t talk to their cats. I do it all the time and they love it. Mine chat right back at me, know their names, and often listen to what I want. Not every cat meows back but my baby girl trills and mrrs at me happily. My one boy even went deaf and so I make big hand gestures to get his attention so he knows I’m talking to it. I use some specific gesture commands and he still gets my meaning. Cats love being talked to.
@@VelverElixir They meow only to humans, not other cats.
@@michellestr8998not true. There’s a channel on UA-cam with a cat that wears a GoPro camera as a collar. He’s super chatty with other cats in the neighborhood
@RexJacobus-bb1vw A more accurate way to put it is "they don't meow randomly to other cats", when you see a friendly cat there is a high chance it will approach you and meow inquisitively, as if initiating a conversation. The way they meow to other cats is more direct, they use tone to indicate their comfort level. Annoyed yowls or "you may approach me peasant" meows are pretty much the only ones they use with other cats, while with humans they meow in many different ways for no apparent reason. I can also confirm they love being talked to. Cats are curious and love to learn, and every time you talk it tries to figure out what you mean. Their eyes seem to light up when I talk to them. It's adorable to see such enthusiasm.
@RexJacobus-bb1vw I'm speaking from experience, not videos. The cats around my neighbourhood (I'm from Turkey) are all friendly with humans, but with each other they're either dead silent or want each other dead, nothing in between. To think all cats fall into one category or another is dumb. I admit I should've mentioned it's just my experience in the first comment, but claiming some cats in a vid stand for the whole catkind is just as dumb.
You treat him so well and the fact you saved his life....him being a grinch cat is just him showing you how much he loves you. I'm glad you helped him!
7:18 I’ve never heard a cat sound like they’re screaming instead of meowing or even howling. 😂😂😂 he’s so cute
That's a ghast
try "Cat taking a bath mooooooo mooooooo"
I have a male orange tabby and the first bath I gave him I was so scared my neighbors were gonna break down my door because he literally sounded like a woman being murdered 😅😳👀😬 luckily now my neighbors know me and they found the story hilarious 🤣
My cat Lillie will SCREAM a lot louder than that if she cannot see me when we are out for a walk around the estate. Or if I go inside she’ll sit at my downstairs neighbours garden and scream at my window wanting to come inside 😭
My cat will scream at us to come clean her litter box as soon as she steps out of it. And if you don’t come running, she will howl a few more times! Also does this when she wants dinner. 😂 Very demanding cat, knows she’s the boss!
I love how you can visibly see the exact second Mayo ran out of patience.
Yeah, 14:22 that body language from a cat is "leave the room".
The way he hangs out the bath screaming is hilarious 😂
YES
I was laughing so hard at how pitiful his meows sounded. I felt bad for laughing, but that was hysterical. So is Mayo the Husky of the cat world since he seems to be a drama queen? Lol.
It's a cat's life, oh how he suffers.
“Hangs out the bath” is incorrect grammar. 🤦♂️
@@MADmosche This is not an English class! Jeez! Chill the *&^% out!
2 million people (including myself) watching a cat getting groomed. Unbelievable.😅😂😂😂❤
I started watching these during covid and never stopped.
😂😂😂
Highly entertaining in a soft calm way😅
😅 it is too good
She's doing God's work..So much better watching this than other things occurring around the globe.
Subscribed you cat washer.
I love the dramatic wails Mayo does where's he's like "OH GOD! THIS IS THE END!"
🤣🤣😂😂
My ragdoll got groomed for quite a long time and was usually a champ. But as he hit senior status the spiciness grew. One day the lovely groomer gave him back to my mom half done. No charge. Apparently he was just too angry and they didn’t want to upset him anymore😂❤ he’s 17 now and my dad just got his own clippers to shave out mats. The cat looks choppy as hell, but he is very happy lol. Thank you for caring for the spicey cattos!!!
I used cattle clippers on mine all she didn't get shaved was her head and tail 😂😂😂...I had 3 of them one never gets matted but the other ones get bad mats ...I only have two now one got run over
We have a 17-year-old long haired tortie and she loves getting everything shaved off. Cracks us up that even she doesn't want to deal with her hair anymore. But, it keeps her from having to groom herself, which at that age is tricky.
Poor senior kitties can't keep up with their selves, they get mobility issues and arthritis 😔❤
@clarabear501 the same thing happened with my cat. She was never difficult when she was young but now she is 16 and has arthritis. Most cats get arthritis when they get older and just like people it's painful. She gets a Solensia shot once a month from her vet along with a subscription for gabepentin for the pain. It has helped her tremendously and I would ask your vet for solensia and gabepentin.
@clarabear501 We have both a Himalayan and Ragdoll. We use a mobile groomer that gives them a bath and lion cut during the spring/summer . They both do good. The ragdoll tolerates it, and the Himalayan actually loves it. We bought one of those pet vacuumes that has a bunch of attachments, one being a brush . You basically brush, and it sucks up the hair. It's a total gamechanger with long hair cats and dogs. It even has a clipper attachment so you can trim areas and the hair just gets sucked up no mess or hair all over the house. We started doing lion cuts because we just could never brush all the loose hair up . I'd brush and brush and brush and brush it was never ending. Having the suction along with the brush gets every drop of hair . We have a borderline Zoo and it was just becoming so hard to keep our house hair free , but I'm telling you that petvac has been the best purchase of my life. So if anyone has long hair pets ( even great on short hair) you have to get one ypu will love it.
Vanessa: Hes not dying, I swear!
Mayo: She's lying! I'm clearly being tortured
😂😂😂😂😂
yep made me laugh
🤣
The way he just fell over lol
Mayo is SCREAMING at Vennesa in bath time and also the way she said " STOP ACTING LIKE YOUR ON DRUGS YOU NOT ON DRUGS❗" 😂😂
It’s a grumpiest, floofiest, a-Mayonnaise-ing Mayo! Love to see him back and healthy!
That meow at the start he was saying oh noooooo I’m back here again lol. He’s such a freaking adorable floof ball.
I kept hearing, "NOooo" too. 😂 Mom to 3 felines here. Lol. Poor Mayo.
Mayo: I'M IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!!!
😂😂😂
Vanessa: He really is being less spicy today so I-
Mayo: 😫AAAAUUEEEOOOWWWEEEEOOOO 😫
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
7:14 😂
It was like he said, "You shoulda told me you wanted SPICE...☠️"😂
5:14 his face
There’s nothing but pure rage in his eyes
I choose to believe Mayo is the reason you made the second channel for longer videos 😂
Edit: it's official, Mayo is Vanessa's true origin story 😲
Also the rage cage 😂
@@aliceingoryland yes! 😂
And the bubble trouble!
He's also 90% of the reason she never forgets to trim the murder mittens....
@@bettyadamsoveranalyzes to disarm the adversary!
Vanessa: “Did you know you’re world famous?”
Mayo: “Did you know I DON’T CARE?! TAKE ME HOME!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The gutteral screaming followed by her saying "you're being really good" took me out 😂
😂😂😂
10:03 "Oooohhhhhh, poor May-O...! POOR Mae-NAISE!" I stg this sound clip lives rent-free in my brain 24/7, it scratches some kinda itch, man. I keep coming back to it xD
Mayo was really trying to be tolerant and then he was like, how dare you say I’m being good?!!!! Vanessa, you’re so pleasant and patient and so kind to Mayo…and to all your animals. That’s what makes you the best.
Mayo's face when you offer him treats just screams "I do not take food from my enemy" to me
There's nothing funnier than a very floofy cat with a happy hoodie! Their head looks so ridiculously small compared to their floofy body! 😂
Its great
I love their angry squished up lil faces in the hoodie. They’re like, “I’m a FIERCE predator and you WILL pay for this”, but it’s hard to take that face seriously😂
Hilarious when you see a cat go from a regal puffball to a wet skeleton in seconds
"I promise you guys he's ok. He's not dying." 😂❤ Oh Mayo.
Mayo flopping after managing to get the happy hoodie off killed me 😂
Ditto! Bwahaha
“You were being such a good boy and then you turned in to a *bleep*”
Your attitude towards him in general is so great ❤
Sharon here: I'm glad that you reiterate how much care goes into having Persians, or other cats with heavy coats and flat faces that cannot groom for themselves. I also appreciate your efforts in grooming to avoid having the animals put under, which carries a risk of death with it. Good JOB! Good Girl!!
Lol, you could almost hear the betrayal in his meows when he went in the tub. Like he was shouting "But I was being good! Why would you put me in the tub if I was being good?!"
It’s hard to take Mayo seriously when he’s being angry, something about such a big floofy cat swatting at the brush while growling is just so cute.
You'd take him seriously if your hands were bleeding from him scratching you. Honestly vet and grooming salon workers have to put up with a lot (noise and fuss), including injuries, in the line of duty. I am very appreciative of what they do.
As someone whp has had dogs, I feel it's an important responsibility to get your pets used to beimg in such places, and being comfortable with being handled, being bathed and brushed, being lifted by others etc. It's not just for the benefit of those people but for your pet so they will make less fuss and feel less stress. And it can all be done more quickly and efficiently.
Mayo definitely has a personality of his own. He is super adorable
@bojohannesen4352 Bro it's like a baby who cries because they can't lick the power outlet, chill lmao
Mayo's face in the happy hoodie is priceless 😂
😂😂😂defeated 😂
"He's ok guys, just so you know" Combined with the deathcries of a mayonnaise who doesn't appreciate the antics in the slightest 😂😂
I need a calendar of cats and dogs in happy hoodies - I love their little smooshed faces!!! Mayo definitely lulled us all into a false sense of security there - although he was giving looks of "I will end you, grooming lady" all the time! Hope your hand heals quickly Vanessa!
That is a great idea
That would be awesome merch.
I’d definitely buy a few.
I also want that calendar
Mayo is either fighting for his life or ready to lay down and die 😂😂 I love him ❤
So sad people feel the need to complain about her sharing something great she did with some of her income. Would they feel better if Mayo had died? Not everyone can afford expensive vet bills. She saw an opportunity to help and was in the position to be able to because of her followers. In a way, we all helped save his life because we appreciate and support her actions by watching and making comments. I think she wanted us to know what a difference it makes. This is a fun and engaging channel that always makes me smile. I love reading the funny and positive comments people make, and I have learned a LOT. I feel sorry for people who can't appreciate it when other people share joy and try to sow negativity instead. Kudos to Vanessa and Mayo for once again spreading positive vibes throughout this community! Happy New Year Everyone!🎆
Omg waa waa waa so dramatic.
Yes...😸👍
I didn't see those comments, but I choose to believe those are some very unhappy people that act like that.
I always like hearing about other peoples good deeds 'cause it reminds me to think about what I can do to help someone, a friend, a person in the community or whatever I feel like doing.
❤❤❤
Squish face cats have the worst RBF. 😂I love his cranky face. ❤
(Bath time)
"HELP! SHES KILLING ME! WATER! IT BURNS! HELP! IM DYING!"
-Mayo cat
Funny.
"I'm melting! MELTING!"
@liam3284
Oh what a world! What a world!
The last shot of him says it all really 🤣😂
I think that was incredibly kind of you to pay Mayonnaise’s medical bills! 💵
Acknowledging that his video’s contribute to add revenue, then using that revenue to save his life is very special.
Thanks to you, this gorgeous spicy chap - lives to fight another day! Happy NY to you and yours, and everyone in this great community. ❤ from Melbourne Australia 🇦🇺
The several looks of absolute contempt on Mayo's face is just so amusing
"Woman... I loath you.. but you make me feel less itchy.. but i still hate you"
It's like the situation with Pearl the pig (remember her?). "I'm really pissed to be here, but...snacks."
Yeah because Mayo is intelligent enough to imagine a world where he gets groomed but on his own terms, without being forced into a bath, hooded, bubbled, and with a human constantly saying whatever they need to usher his emotions through the process. Are the straights ok?
@misteral9045 what on earth even is this comment?
@@TheRedNaxelaUA-cam If you're so sheltered that you can't even comprehend it, I can't help you. I don't engage with ignorance. If you could ask a real question because you care enough to want to know, I'd be happy to answer.
@@misteral9045 The passive aggressive bs is fantastic, you must be so much fun to be around. And you know nothing about domestic cats; on his own terms would be no grooming and that is not an option for his health. You must be one of those PETA kill shelter types, better a dead animal than a domesticated one.
I think this is my new favorite opera singer he can really hit those long notes😂❤
I think we need a Mayo's Greatest Hits compilation of all those faces and yells. He's forever fantastic. I remember when he got ill and being so worried. It was around when we lost our feline to lymphoma. I am so glad Mayo is still here to announce his presence to the world.
Vanessa: "Spicy mayo not so spicy today"
Mayo: "Hold my churu, I have a reputation to uphold"
😂
That made me laugh 😂
Exactly!😂
😂😂
Priceless lolol
So sorry you got scratched! Thanks for helping Mr. Mayo not get so matted. He's so cute, the little jerk.
This is my Monday Spirit Animal. I praise you, wondrous Monday Spirit Animal!
He is less spicy to start with but he did give you his “I hate you eyes” a couple of times. And then his yowls of “HELP SHE’S KILLING ME!” when the bubble came off. 🤦♀️
Nono, that was just dramaqueen "I don't like this, please stop" behaviour, when he turned his ears back and started flicking his tail and then stopped flicking it, that's the "I'mma f*ck you up" behaviours to look out for X)
What an expressive vocabulary Mayo has! He looked like a soggy astronaut--hilarious!❤
Soggy astronaut 😂
This cat is so expressive and so crisply clear in what he’s expressing.
There’s no wonder why he’s a fan favorite.
❤❤❤
I think he's probably the most vocal of all - even the husky crowd! 😂
And what exactly is he expressing so clearly?
Mayo's first strategy is hiding, then escaping, then pleading with his tormentor, then finally just calling out to all the deities of the universe to come rescue him.
@@gastonbell108 I know you're not saying this with the same, sad, tone that I am, but I 100% agree with that summary. Finally a good comment.
PLEASE LETS ALL BAND TOGETHER AND GET RXCKSTXR TO DO A VOICE OVER FOR THIS PARTICULAR VIDEO OF MAYO!!
OH! ITS THE COLLAB I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED UNTIL NOW!
“It’s not a loaf it’s the whole darn bakery”
I love that video
This cat’s name is hilarious. As a vet tech? Your restraint? Complete chef’s kiss. You’re amazing.
Mayo?
I saw on the local SPCA’s site in my area there are cats up for adoption named Sushi and Stir-Fry. Amazing ❤️
@@midnighttheumbreon8857 I know a Chinese he called his cat "food"
My favourite spicy cat is back! Happy new year 🎊
😂😂😂😂😂
The transformation from this majestic fluffy beast into a wailing, wet creature in a happy hoodie and bubble was a sight to behold 😂
"Murder mittens!" LOL everytime she said something sweet he looked as if he wanted to kill her!
Your consistent good care is paying off in the trust department. Your “cat timer” truism regarding feline behavior was spot on in this instance. Sweet Mayo’s “cat timer” went off too early and he reverted to Spicy Mayo. Kudos to you for finishing the necessary brushing. Sorry the stinker scratched you!
The mayo drama. His screaming makes my cat stare at my phone with comcern😂
It's the Melodramatic, Moaning, Meowing, Mayonnaise...
The cat that haunts Vanessa's dreams 😂
I love Mayo and Vanessa . Mayo has such an amazing personality ❤️❤️❤️
He may have complained, but he really came in looking like a raccoon roadkill and left a fluffy kitty 🤣
Jesus Christ you people just don't take no for answer, do you?
Its his color and the fact he's shaped like an absolute unit 😂
@@misteral9045Don't take the Lord's name in vain.
All eyes on Jesus, the Way, the Truth, and the Life.
Who Is Jesus the Christ?
Your Question Will Be Answered Today, if you take the time to read.
Amen! I love you Lord!
Jesus The Messiah (Yeshua Ha Mashiach). Christ is our Living Passover(Our Living Sacrifice)
Acts Chapter 4 verse 12: "There is no salvation through anyone else, nor is there any other name under heaven given to the human race by which we are to be saved.”
Isaiah 9 vs. 6, "For unto us a Child is born. Unto us a Son is given, and the government will be upon His shoulder. And His name shall be called Wonderful, Counselor, *Mighty God,* Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.“
The Virgin Birth
Christ, born of a virgin, Mary.
Matthew Chapter 1 verse 20: "Behold, the angel of the Lord appeared to him (Joseph), in a dream and said, “Joseph, son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary as your wife, for that (Christ) which is conceived in her is of the Holy Spirit."
Jesus, the Christ, is God’s Word made into flesh.
1 John chapter 5 verse 7: "For there are 3 that bear a record in heaven, The Father, The Word, and the Holy Spirit: and these 3 are one.”
John chapter 1 verse 1: “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God."
John chapter 1 verse 14: "And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.”
John chapter 1 verse 10: "He was in the world, and the world knew Him not.”
Hebrews chapter 4 verse 12: ”For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.”
John’s Vision Of Christ Seated On His Throne In Heaven:
Revelation chapter 4 verse 2 to 3: "Immediately, I (John), was in the Spirit, and behold a throne sat in Heaven, and One sat on the throne. And He who sat there was like a jasper and a sardius stone in appearance, and there was a rainbow around the throne, in appearance like an emerald.”
Why did Christ Jesus came and sacrificed His precious life for sinners like us? Because through Adam’s disobedience, sin and death entered the world, and all human race. Christ came to undo the sin and eternal death brought upon the world through the sin of Adam. Christ, who is God’s Word made into flesh, sacrificed His life for us. He was crucified for our sins and transgressions. Christ died, and on the third day He resurrected in the flesh, conquering death and the grave. Now, Christ is seated in Heaven, at the right hand of Power (God the Father). Through Christ’s sacrifice we gain Salvation through God’s abundant mercy and grace. We are reconciled and recompensed back to God, through the shed blood of His begotten Son, Christ Jesus.
John chapter 3 verse 16: "For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in Him, shall not perish, but have everlasting life.”
Romans chapter 5 verse 8: "But God demonstrates His love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.”
Death in Adam, Life In Christ:
Romans chapter 5 verse 19: "For as by one man’s (Adam’s) disobedience, many were made sinners, so also by one Man’s(Jesus's) obedience, many will be made righteous.”
Romans chapter 5 verse 18: "Therefore, as through one man’s (Adam’s) offense judgement came to all men, resulting in condemnation, even through one Man’s (Christ’s) righteous act, the free gift came to all men, resulting in the justification of life.”
Romans chapter 5 verse 17: "For if by the one man’s offense (Adam’s offense), death reigned through the one, much more those who receive abundance of grace and of the gift of righteousness will reign in the life through the One (Jesus Christ)."
Romans chapter 5 verse 12: ” Therefore, just as through one man (Adam) sin entered the world, and death through sin, and thus death spread to all men, because all sinned.”
Romans chapter 5 verse 21: “So that as sin reigned in death, even so grace might reign through righteousness to eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.”
Through Adam, sin and death entered the world, so that is why Christ Jesus came to give life, and give it more abundantly. Yes, Christ came to give eternal life through Salvation. The Salvation of His shed blood, and resurrection.
Adam’s flesh brought sin, death, destruction, and condemnation.
1 Corinthians 15 : 21-22, “For since by man came death, by Man also came the resurrection of the dead. For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ, all shall be made alive.”
Christ’s sacrifice, the crucifixion of His flesh, brings reconciliation of sins, resurrection, eternal life, salvation.
Christ is coming back again, not as a sacrificial lamb. He is coming back as a roaring, warring lion, to destroy sin, death, and the grave once and for all.
Amen! Halleluyah!
Revelation chapter 22 verse 12 to 13: "And behold, I come quickly, and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be. I am the Alpha and Omega, the Beginning and the End, the First and the Last.“
Now do you see friends, why Christ Jesus is so Important for our Salvation? Yes.
Now, do you understand why there is only 1 way to God, and that is only through Christ Jesus? Yes.
Christ is Salvation. Christ is our Lord and Saviour. Christ is the only way to God. Christ is the only Mediator between God and men (us humans).
God loves us so much, He does not want anyone to perish in hell. God wants all sinners to be saved. That is why He sent His Word to save the world. God’s Word became flesh, and dwelt among us to save us. Will you accept Christ and be saved? Your eternity depends on it. What happens after death is what is most important. Where will you spend eternity? Death is only the beginning of the next life.
Romans chapter 6 verse 23: ” For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.”
John Chapter 3 verse 16: ” For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have everlasting life.”
Salvation is free!
Christ already paid the price, all you have to do is receive salvation through acceptance of Jesus Christ, Yeshua Ha Massiach.
So who is Christ?
He is the Word Of God made into flesh. He is the Son of God. He is God. He is the Image of the Invisible God. He is the Alpha and Omega. He is the Beginning and the End. He is the Great I Am. He is Emmanuel. He is the Christ. He is the Messiah. He is the Creator. He is our Lord and Saviour. He is our Mediator. He is the Lion and the Lamb. He is the Rock not cut out by human hands. He is the Root of David. He is Salvation. He is the Way, the Truth, and Life. He is the blessing promised to Abraham. He is the Gift of God to the whole world.
God created the heavens and the earth with His spoken Word. Did you know that Jesus is that Word, through which all things were created? Yes.
John chapter 14 verse 6: "Jesus said to him,” I am the Way, and the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.”
Colossians chapter 1 verse 15 to 16: "He is the Image of the Invisible God, the Firstborn over all creation. For by Him all things were created that are in heaven and that are on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or principalities or powers. All things were created through Him and for Him.”
John chapter 1 verse 1 to 4: "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God. All things were made through Him, and without Him nothing was made that was made. In Him was life, and the life was the light of men.”
Christ is for all who will receive Him.
Will you receive Him today?
This is how our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ said we should pray. Matthew chapter 6 verse 9 to 13: KJV
“Our Father in heaven, Hallowed be Your name, Your kingdom come. Your will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, As we forgive our debtors. And do not lead us into temptation, but deliver us from the evil one. For Yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen.”
Now that you understand who Christ is, share Christ with others. Christ is The Good News. What do we do with good news? We share it. Amen!
Repent of your sins. Leave a lifestyle of sin. Sin no more! Be baptized in Jesus Name.
Submit to God.
Love God with all your heart, mind, body, soul, and spirit. Keep God’s Commandments, (read Exodus 20: 1- 17, see the 10 Commandments of God).
Love one another.
Forgive one another.
It is written, “resist the devil, submit to God, and the devil will flee from you.”
Hate sin with all your heart, mind, body, soul, and spirit.
* Hebrews 10: 26, KJV, " For if we sin wilfully after that we have received the knowledge of the truth, there remaineth no more sacrifice for sins."
Acts 11 vs. 15 to 16, ” And as I began to speak, The Holy Spirit fell upon them, as upon us at the beginning. Then I remembered the word of the Lord, how He said, “John indeed baptized with water, but you shall be baptized with the Holy Spirit.”
Psalm 68, verse 4 KJV: " Sing to God, sing praises to His name; Extol Him who rides on the clouds, by His name Yah, and rejoice exceedingly."
Halleluyah!
Lord Jesus, The Living Water!
Baptize me, with your Holy Spirit!
Please write my name in Your Book of Life. You are my Lord and Saviour, from now on, and for ever. Never leave me, nor forsake me. I belong to You.
I forsake this world, sin, and all worldy distractions. I make you priority in my life. Please remove all agents and devices of "the evil one" from me, and from my body. Thank You Lord!
Oh, the death stares of this cat are the best! :D
I love how every time she asks a question, his meows sound like he’s saying NO!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
🤣😂That was HILARIOUS Mayo’s attitude & answering back. He crawled straight back into the carrier though, didn’t he🤣😂🤣🇬🇧
I had a cat identical to Mayo who passed a few years ago, she was with me for 18 years and went through many things with me, including pregnancies and having babies and moving to another country. Her name was Finni and she was the sweetest, mellowest cat in the world. Thank you for your video, I feel like I got to watched her again, in a way. Thank you!!! ❤
Scientists will be perfectly fine with genetically modifying creatures to glow in the dark or grow extra skin for experiments but they can't create pets that will live around the same length as humans.
That was such a lovely thing you did, paying for his medical care. ❤ His hisses, scratches and cries of the utmost dispare are his ways of saying thank you I'm sure. 😂
Such a handsome boy. Even if a tad spicy 🤣
It's not Vanessa he hates it's the water and that brush. 🤣 He loves Vanessa ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Thank you so much for paying for Mayo's medical bills
Saying something nice and being punished with a hateful bot is unfair.
Hope you have a nice day. =)
@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist_ Oh dear. Someone is off his meds again.
Take your meds please 😂@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist_
i have a Norwegian Forest Cat and she gets knotted up every spring , you have showed me some great tips to deal with it . Thanks !!!
I love that resigned, yet murderous look right at the end. “You won this round, but wait until next time!”
The look of unmitigated hatred on Mayo's face when Vanessa was shaving his undercarriage was hilarious!
That evil look lasted all through the groom.
Can I do that to you in a way that you hate, post it on the Internet, and you should know the reason why you stand out from all my other content is that you just hate so much, so genuinely. That's what draws the views, people wanna see real drama.
Mayo: Say I’m a “not so spicy cat”?! You will not tarnish my reputation! Millions of kitties are watching and look up to me. I must now teach a Master’s Class in shredding the groomer.
Vanessa: Mayo is being good today. I don’t think we need the bubble.
Mayo: Excellent. She has removed the bubble. Now for the hoodie.
Vanessa: Let’s try without the hoodie. Such a good cat.
Mayo: : Good cat!? Your hands will run with your own blood! A little warning now.
Vanessa: Getting spicy today. At least Mayo is biting the brush and not my hand.
Mayo: Now for the double kill! A river of blood and making you eat your words!
Vanessa: OW!!
Mayo: Success. I have nearly ripped off her hand. Let’s see how she spins it.
Vanessa: Sorry for the gloves, but youtube doesn’t allow blood.
Mayo: You mean the gloves are there to stop the bleeding and keep your hand attached to your arm!
Vanessa: Mayo is such a spicy cat today.
Mayo: And that fellow felines, is how you teach a hoo-mon a lesson about ever calling you nice.
@@catfishcave379 What delightful nonsense. It sounds like you had fun coming up with that. You actually managed to twist it perfectly around where it seems like Mayo is this superstar cat and this is actually his channel and not the groomers. Aside from a few necessary white lies, your work is complete.
UNDERCARRIAGE
Mayo is my all time favorite of your clients. Thank you for saving him and being probably the only groomer in the world who would ever take him on!
Ditto this ^^^
That was so nice of her. Maybe Mayo does not know what she did for him
Vanessa I fuxking love you 🩷 you treat animals like an extension to yourself 💕 thank you for all you do
Aw, Mayo, if only you understood why you needed to go through this. His meows in the bath were hilarious. I guess his spiciness level intensified near the end though...
It's really unfortunate that we can't make cats understand the concept of "it's for your own good!" :D
@@sandrafaith I mean, it's only this way because we've bred them to be reliant on us, mostly for aesthetic reasons... I don't know that an explanation would help, tbh
@@kohlinoor yeah if we could explain it to them they would rightfully blame us for making it necessary.
@@kohlinoortbf, if mayonnaise were any other kind of cat, there’s the (here, acting as devil’s advocate) argument that that cat would not have been mayonnaise. Mayonnaise is only here because of his specific breed being bred the way the is
@@sandrafaithI think we can in the near future.
some of these animals talking w buttons have even asked for medicine when their humans forget (bunny as well as Parker posey) .... not sure if billi the cat has done the same but she might have
I have two kittens who are just over 5 months now, and I trimmed their claws this morning. They were so good. They meowed and whined, squirmed and growled.
Neither one tried to scratch or bite.
Luckily, one is a shorthaired tabbed, so minimal brushing needed. The other is a medium hair, so we'll see how long her fur gets, but she's skittish about brushing. We're working on it.
Happy new year from a 'local'! 🎉
I find doing it when they're tired as a kitten really helped with my long-haired monster Yasha fierce! Now she asks for the brush!
Good job! 👍👍👍
One of the cats my parents have likes to hiss at me when I clip her claws. Again she has never tried to scratch or bite.
It's definitely best to get them started young. I wish I had pressed my medium-haired girl more with the brush when she was a kitten; getting her brushed is a real chore!
thank you for working on it. your hands will thank you later, spicyness only gets spicier as it ages
Mayo: New year, new me! 😇
Vanessa: Oh boy, now I can brush you without getting mangled! ☺
Mayo: It's not 2024 yet though 😈
it is
@@Blackcat666cfrom when they wrote this comment, it was still 2023, and this video would also be made before 2024
i know math goddamnit it was sarcasm@@nayveexx
edit: people dont like sarcasm apparently
Jokes are funny.
@@Blackcat666c thank you for specifying, i was unsure if you were being for real bc I have had non sarcastic experiences..somehow
He was so ready to keel over and accept his demise during that bath, LOL!