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  • @TheRussianBadger
    @TheRussianBadger  4 роки тому +1257

    Join the hunt! Download Dauntless for free here: playdauntless.com/r/therussianbadger

    • @gyaruowh0re
      @gyaruowh0re 4 роки тому +16

      Naw I'm good thanks

    • @gamerorsomething2363
      @gamerorsomething2363 4 роки тому +1

      dang boi dat thing thic

    • @chriscooper57
      @chriscooper57 4 роки тому +20

      Nobody:
      Absolutely nobody:
      Bagger: *likes own comment*

    • @Chewe2dropbonz
      @Chewe2dropbonz 4 роки тому +1

      Excuse me it says 16 minutes ago this video was posted four minutes ago me confusion

    • @Astyrical
      @Astyrical 4 роки тому

      This comment is very daunting, I’m reporting

  • @ravenatort
    @ravenatort 4 роки тому +918

    Malcarion: **slams Floop from 4 stories up**
    Floop: *You think you've phased me?*

    • @curtishamilton5342
      @curtishamilton5342 4 роки тому +53

      Floop: “This isn’t even my final form.”

    • @scorpionvenom27
      @scorpionvenom27 4 роки тому +42

      Floop: all of that for a drop of blood

    • @roboticgamer4645
      @roboticgamer4645 2 роки тому +5

      It's like ripping somethings heart out in Bloodborne
      It's a minor inconvenience

    • @deleted4328
      @deleted4328 Рік тому +1

      That man healed from hitting the ground that’s how ineffective that attack was on him

  • @griffinbuksa43
    @griffinbuksa43 4 роки тому +2323

    "If you absorb his soul you can use a new shout"

    • @glorymain_01
      @glorymain_01 4 роки тому +55

      FUS ROH DAH

    • @SifsBestFriend
      @SifsBestFriend 4 роки тому +26

      Wuld-Nah-Kest

    • @sae8665
      @sae8665 4 роки тому +31

      Kills dragon.
      5 mins later..
      *greybeards calling you*

    • @joyboy1468
      @joyboy1468 4 роки тому +6

      APPLEMage 4511 your dova is strong

    • @joethomas8464
      @joethomas8464 4 роки тому +3

      @Monster Hunter And Dauntless Builds What?

  • @cooldude100torres8
    @cooldude100torres8 4 роки тому +765

    Grouse: Gets drunk
    Alligator: Fears for life

  • @minibray
    @minibray 4 роки тому +1065

    “What do you mean endangered? It’s right there.”

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 4 роки тому +51

      Minibray THEY BOUTA BE, *_THEY BOUTA BE_*

    • @thomas-stilinski8149
      @thomas-stilinski8149 4 роки тому +14

      Minibray imma use that for sure

    • @nohbdy9433
      @nohbdy9433 4 роки тому +17

      If it's endangered then why is it still ALIVE?!?!

    • @joshughneer1417
      @joshughneer1417 4 роки тому +1

      Maybe try mhw for once and see what a real challenge is

    • @itterbitter707
      @itterbitter707 2 роки тому

      they aint endangered, theyre IN DANGER

  • @halfanegg6496
    @halfanegg6496 4 роки тому +1566

    Badger: you can mount malkarion
    Me an insect glaive main: so YOU think YOU know how to mount the monster.

    • @brockfitzsimmons4487
      @brockfitzsimmons4487 4 роки тому +28

      AHAHAH FUCKIN SAME !!!!

    • @jamessicard1705
      @jamessicard1705 4 роки тому +61

      Anyone who played Insect Glaive or had Aerial style: WE KNOW!

    • @spiderlink1248
      @spiderlink1248 3 роки тому +55

      Can we just tip our hats to Phoenix Labs/Iron Galaxy for at least adding the severed tail mechanic onto Dauntless?

    • @halfanegg6496
      @halfanegg6496 3 роки тому +9

      @@jamessicard1705 buddy I’m an insect glaive, I know

    • @falconeer3245
      @falconeer3245 3 роки тому +9

      wait you guys think you know how to mount inset glaive is easy mounting the real skill is from a hunting horn main lika me

  • @somedeadmeme2441
    @somedeadmeme2441 4 роки тому +1612

    Malkarion: exists
    Badger to the back of his neck: *MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA*

    • @Juliogamer24
      @Juliogamer24 4 роки тому +47

      It wasnt Badger. The text was Green and Badger's text is white

    • @liljinxyy9918
      @liljinxyy9918 4 роки тому +106

      Juliogamer 97550 just laugh at the jojo meme like the rest of us

    • @LuckyDelorean
      @LuckyDelorean 4 роки тому +41

      Some Dead Meme *Dio approves of this*

    • @gjinhaxhiu2806
      @gjinhaxhiu2806 4 роки тому +13

      Juliogamer 97550 yeah but he was doing the punching

    • @somedeadmeme2441
      @somedeadmeme2441 4 роки тому +11

      @@Juliogamer24 I wasn't talking about who was actually talking, it was because Badger was hitting him

  • @mr.picklethanos7340
    @mr.picklethanos7340 2 роки тому +208

    Badger, "This is the ultimate reptile murdering experience."
    Monster Hunter World: Am I a joke to you?

    • @MegasLagann
      @MegasLagann Рік тому +3

      "yes."

    • @TristanCooper-ow7wg
      @TristanCooper-ow7wg 11 місяців тому +7

      Bro preferred the target version 💀 (I got dauntless first but then found mh and haven't played dauntless since)

    • @matthewbailey2744
      @matthewbailey2744 2 місяці тому

      @@TristanCooper-ow7wg I've played pretty much all of the MH-likes I could get my hands on.
      Sticking with the name brand is the only valid choice.
      The other options are: Overpriced, Control like crap, Underbaked, Terribly balanced, and sometimes all of those at once.

  • @anobody4263
    @anobody4263 4 роки тому +2702

    Dwayne "The Mineral" Johnson.

  • @dooperdoo5184
    @dooperdoo5184 4 роки тому +253

    The Arther Morgan bit is literally Florida and I know because I live there.

    • @bernardosantos8020
      @bernardosantos8020 4 роки тому +7

      Florida man [insert ridiculous action here]

    • @TwinkleNZ
      @TwinkleNZ 3 роки тому +4

      Doop knows an Arthur Morgan and doesn't realise

    • @sircarno8060
      @sircarno8060 3 роки тому

      Florida: Gator Land
      lol

    • @ravennismommy1957
      @ravennismommy1957 3 роки тому +1

      Florida man spits 400 pounds of dip

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 роки тому +1

      ive been there and my cousin lives there, yes its actually that

  • @Aldor623
    @Aldor623 4 роки тому +159

    4:27 I felt that on a spiritual level.

  • @vintolio
    @vintolio 4 роки тому +174

    "What do you mean endangered? It's right there."
    Personally deemed the best quote of this video.

  • @crashicle
    @crashicle 4 роки тому +269

    Badger: *said that he could read
    Also Badger: "Damn, you start off with 21k damage?"
    Floop: "It's 12k"

    • @scrumptiousburger367
      @scrumptiousburger367 2 роки тому +11

      Actually, there were two hits. One did 12k, the other did 9k. 21k total.

    • @ACE44-404
      @ACE44-404 2 роки тому +1

      All our brain do that sometimes

    • @fuyusalty8125
      @fuyusalty8125 2 роки тому

      @@scrumptiousburger367 ACTUALLY it was just 1 hit, but 12k part damage and 9k damage to his actual health pool.

    • @rivernotaro4442
      @rivernotaro4442 Рік тому

      @@fuyusalty8125 9k Stagger damage and 12k Part damage. Blue = Stagger, Yellow = Part, Red = Wound, Gray = Real

    • @ZephyrUltimate_
      @ZephyrUltimate_ Рік тому

      In summary… big damage.

  • @aghitsaplane4262
    @aghitsaplane4262 4 роки тому +219

    "I fear no behemoth"
    "But that thing"
    *Looks at fidget spinner umbral behemoth*
    "It scares me"

    • @phelan511
      @phelan511 4 роки тому +5

      agh it's a plane Jesus Christ that’s terrifying

    • @opricaemilian-alin3449
      @opricaemilian-alin3449 4 роки тому +4

      You should see the shrowd

    • @loganbatis5573
      @loganbatis5573 4 роки тому

      Dominic Jacob *ANGERY clone noises*

    • @ISTTeam5
      @ISTTeam5 3 роки тому

      Not to sound Like a Dumb ### but what is the behemoth you describe?

    • @NargacugaMyBeloved
      @NargacugaMyBeloved 3 роки тому +1

      @@ISTTeam5 probably riftstalker during his enrage

  • @FluffyWoWNerd
    @FluffyWoWNerd 4 роки тому +136

    10:08 I just noticed that's Yamcha's death position after dying to saibaman.

    • @curtishamilton5342
      @curtishamilton5342 4 роки тому +7

      DBZA Perfect Cell: “Man, Yamcha really doesn’t deserve this... buuuuut it’s still funny!”

  • @The_Keeper27
    @The_Keeper27 4 роки тому +291

    malkarion is a tough enemy that steals energy
    *LAUGHS IN SAFIJIVA*

    • @hazman61
      @hazman61 4 роки тому +17

      Yo, Rajang can kill this flying snake like baby. Hell. Rathaos can kill 99% of the monsters in this game

    • @itsboiya6948
      @itsboiya6948 4 роки тому +16

      My mhw comrades have finally been discovered.

    • @bungertheboring2037
      @bungertheboring2037 4 роки тому +19

      @@hazman61 hey man, we live in harmony. Mhw and Dauntless are allied

    • @lorikeet2154
      @lorikeet2154 4 роки тому +7

      @@bungertheboring2037 WHO ELSE PLAYING DAUNTLESS WHILE WAITING FOR ALATREON???

    • @Enneamorph
      @Enneamorph 4 роки тому +8

      HAZ MAN Rajang could suplex a huge amount of monsters in this game with no problem, and would tie with some (Riftstalker, Rezakiri), lose to at least 3 (Valomyr, Thrax, Torgadoro) but saying Rathalos could take out 99% is a bit overkill.
      Rathalos isn’t actually that powerful, it’s just a natural apex predator, not something like an ED. A solid amount of these Behemoths could probably take on low-tier Elder Dragons.
      Just because MH is really good, you shouldn’t assume the monsters are objectively superior when these are shown to be quite strong in their own right.

  • @cptbluemax8143
    @cptbluemax8143 4 роки тому +245

    *goes hunting for bear*
    *finds bear*
    *bear teleports*
    "Oh yeah it can control time and space I forgot about that"

  • @opternity1788
    @opternity1788 4 роки тому +603

    Dragons : *exist*
    Badger : “I’m bouta end this mans whole career”

  • @chaoticanimation2509
    @chaoticanimation2509 4 роки тому +511

    How to punch your dragon;
    Step one: *_PUNCH_*

    • @ahardworker2154
      @ahardworker2154 4 роки тому +12

      Step 2: run like hell

    • @Astyrical
      @Astyrical 4 роки тому +14

      step 3 : _get brutally massa-_
      *hA p P y Fo r eV e R*

    • @VantasticJackson
      @VantasticJackson 4 роки тому +6

      In real life, you throw hands.
      In Dauntless, *DRAGONS THROW YOU*

    • @kitsune-san739
      @kitsune-san739 4 роки тому +5

      Step 15: live your life without a head

    • @ahardworker2154
      @ahardworker2154 4 роки тому +3

      @@kitsune-san739 step 16: get a new one in a game of black jack

  • @zacksilverstone7642
    @zacksilverstone7642 4 роки тому +362

    *"MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!!!"*
    Ahh~ I see what you did there~

  • @azzana1059
    @azzana1059 4 роки тому +98

    "Rocks Marie?, THEY'RE MINERALS "
    I'm sure no one heard the breaking bad reference

  • @cantdeletemychannelonmobil4740
    @cantdeletemychannelonmobil4740 4 роки тому +234

    9:33 Is tHat A JojO ReFeEreNce

  • @SuperDraconas
    @SuperDraconas 4 роки тому +50

    I want to see badger's reaction to the blaze and umbral escalations now. I'm quite sure he'll have some good commentary for Torgadoro and his blaze touched entourage, and for Thrax and his shadowtouched boys.

    • @gabriellittle2827
      @gabriellittle2827 2 роки тому +4

      Now we also have Frost(Annoying Ice Magnamalo),Terra(Plant….THING),and Radiant(Timelord Manta)Escalations

    • @psychogirl8714
      @psychogirl8714 Рік тому +3

      What about the flying mantaray radiant escalation with 3 or 4 one shot moves.
      I just saw this has been commented about already haha.

    • @antoniodeltoro1467
      @antoniodeltoro1467 Рік тому +3

      the entire title on that would just be "MONKE"

  • @Zearthane
    @Zearthane 4 роки тому +74

    Makes me wonder if he's ever played monster Hunter world.

  • @Rose-85
    @Rose-85 3 роки тому +195

    they should try Monster Hunter someday
    the Homeland of Hunting

    • @tomicu2003
      @tomicu2003 3 роки тому +7

      I Don't think they will, because they can't really make a funny video from mhw. MHW is just a Lot Harder than this, i mean you can still shitpost, there are some good MHW memes

    • @jah24car
      @jah24car 3 роки тому +3

      @@tomicu2003 its not hard with the right gear. this game is technically the same better the gear the better your chances

    • @gallixypegasuss1546
      @gallixypegasuss1546 3 роки тому +9

      Dauntless is the Fortnite version of MH.
      Change my mind

    • @blademaster2390
      @blademaster2390 3 роки тому +2

      @@gallixypegasuss1546 pretty much, yeah.
      They think Embermane is annoying? Try Nergigante (an Elder Dragon) or Zora Magdaros ( literally a *WALKING VOLCANO* )
      Or maybe a Rathalos (a fire-breathing, poison-taloned, beefcake of a flying dragon that was the cause of my first and *ONLY* death in MHW so far)

    • @gallixypegasuss1546
      @gallixypegasuss1546 3 роки тому +1

      @@blademaster2390 Nerg or Zorah? Hmm pretty sure Old Kirin takes that crown as a non-seige. Lao is most boring, while Dala is annoying af to solo

  • @ErikaWeiss633
    @ErikaWeiss633 4 роки тому +24

    Grouse is by far my favorite among Badger's batch of friends because his analogies and metaphors are not only accurate, but also hilarious.

  • @q.c8674
    @q.c8674 4 роки тому +65

    11:28 Good Lord, Arthur Morgan's derpy friggin smile near the end.
    Decided to watch this while eating dinner. I now regret my decision.

  • @wh3nderson95
    @wh3nderson95 4 роки тому +438

    "The Ultimate Reptile Murdering Experience!"
    Me: *LAUGHS IN MONSTER HUNTER.*

    • @Toxic_Drummer
      @Toxic_Drummer 4 роки тому +24

      *Laughs in Giant Moth dragon that is 100x bigger than you and you can only hit it's face and feet every 3 minutes*

    • @cptbluemax8143
      @cptbluemax8143 4 роки тому +51

      *Years of Great Jagras abuse comes flooding through mind*

    • @salt3087
      @salt3087 4 роки тому +14

      nothing quite beats a good nurglegurgle fight

    • @CasperVonGhoul
      @CasperVonGhoul 4 роки тому +23

      LAUGHS IN MONSTER HUNTER GENERATIONS ULTIMATE G RANK

    • @Toxic_Drummer
      @Toxic_Drummer 4 роки тому +15

      @@cptbluemax8143 The *GREATEST* Jagras

  • @luxrion5179
    @luxrion5179 4 роки тому +26

    Good job,
    You ended up entertaining me
    most of the time when I watch Dauntless videos I get kinda bored of watching them. Which is why I mostly watch twitch streams.
    I have been playing Dauntless ever since it came into open beta (wasnt lucky enough to get into closed) years ago and you are one of the first youtubers that I enjoyed watching a video about the game from.

  • @cojocky763
    @cojocky763 4 роки тому +73

    "He's the only behemoth you can mount like a bucking bronto"
    Me: Laughs in Insect Glaive

    • @gigabyteguru2452
      @gigabyteguru2452 4 роки тому +6

      Ju sui Monte!

    • @paleontologi052
      @paleontologi052 4 роки тому +1

      "King of the skies" my ass

    • @itsboiya6948
      @itsboiya6948 4 роки тому +5

      @@paleontologi052 ha! rathalos can keep his scaly ass on the ground.
      Just for the record tho imma great sword player

    • @flappynautgood6694
      @flappynautgood6694 3 роки тому

      You activated my fucking trap card *eyes glow black

    • @Iijjccbb
      @Iijjccbb 3 роки тому

      Laughs as I pole vault with my Glaive

  • @livingorbgaming7368
    @livingorbgaming7368 4 роки тому +352

    Dauntless: *exists*
    Monster hunter: *am I a joke to you?*

    • @Ghost-cu9tg
      @Ghost-cu9tg 4 роки тому +69

      MHW is a superior game

    • @boijone8440
      @boijone8440 4 роки тому +22

      @@Ghost-cu9tg no mhgu is bae

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 4 роки тому +6

      Well, no, but technically yes.

    • @redred5194
      @redred5194 4 роки тому +37

      Having played both for a solid amount of time, I can say that Monster Hunter makes Dauntless feel kind of like a sad copout. Like a Paladins-Overwatch comparison.

    • @ThePikeOfDestiny
      @ThePikeOfDestiny 4 роки тому +25

      This comment is on every single Dauntless video over a hundred thousand fews. Fuck off we get it your game was the first in the genre so you think it's the best congrats very comedy.

  • @ExtremusStupidus
    @ExtremusStupidus 4 роки тому +139

    Title: *HOW TO PUNCH YOUR DRAGON*
    Me an intellectual: *YEET THE DRAGON*

  • @trentisnothere
    @trentisnothere 4 роки тому +332

    Man I love Monster Hunter: World

    • @sadisticwolf2722
      @sadisticwolf2722 4 роки тому +5

      Ok Boomer

    • @Ghost-cu9tg
      @Ghost-cu9tg 4 роки тому +31

      Ok cringey furry

    • @FireWarrior2013
      @FireWarrior2013 4 роки тому +42

      Yeah its undeniable how much of an influence MH:W is on Dauntless. That said, it doesn't diminish whatever individual qualities Dauntless has.

    • @bol8122
      @bol8122 4 роки тому +28

      @@FireWarrior2013 I dont see anything diffrent apart from the art style and sub par weapons and monsters

    • @sobinir7933
      @sobinir7933 4 роки тому +40

      @@bol8122 mhw has a lot more depth than dauntless, if nothing else.

  • @falconeer3245
    @falconeer3245 3 роки тому +37

    Riftstalker tps behind you like nothin personal kid
    me: starts screaming so loud my entire town can hear it

  • @malvax9971
    @malvax9971 4 роки тому +25

    I just got into the game recently and have been forcing my friends to play as well. It's interesting to see their weapon choices, like my friend, who I could've sworn would use use a sword or pike or something, and maybe get too attached to the behemoths, instead going all out in a bloodthirsty rage with an axe. That certainly surprised me, but she's good and my favorite friend to play with. Still dont know how she manages to be good with an axe but idk. I strongly prefer war pikes but I guess it's just a personal preference sort of thing.

    • @tzlawnszarcone3322
      @tzlawnszarcone3322 4 роки тому +4

      Bruh you better force your friends to hop onto monster hunter world

    • @projectmega9532
      @projectmega9532 4 роки тому +5

      TZlawns Zarcone just shut up let him play what he wanna play bro you bein annoying

    • @Murasaio
      @Murasaio 4 роки тому

      i don't know if you still play it or talk to your friend... but man this game is great ahushasuah, i started playing it at septmeber 2019... jesus this game took over me

  • @NoizzyyBoii
    @NoizzyyBoii 4 роки тому +36

    Geuce enters the kitchen
    The Bag of Croutons: *chuckles* "Im in danger..."

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +152

    Some Russian Badger: "HOW TO PUNCH YOUR DRAGON"
    Dragon: We have feelings too!

  • @doomshroom1991
    @doomshroom1991 4 роки тому +63

    they call this dragon toothless for a reason, boy

  • @sTOOLchief
    @sTOOLchief 4 роки тому +24

    "Malkarion is peak dauntless"
    Torgadoro: Its showtime

    • @loganbatis5573
      @loganbatis5573 4 роки тому +3

      *sudden aggressive spinning*

    • @abysmalbeat1268
      @abysmalbeat1268 4 роки тому +1

      *Thrax*laughs in umbral escalation
      *Agarus*laughs in Terra escalation

    • @Cutebear376
      @Cutebear376 4 роки тому

      *shit throwing ape noises intensifies

    • @goozma1337
      @goozma1337 4 роки тому

      **Laughs in numerous types of escalations**

    • @scorpionvenom27
      @scorpionvenom27 3 роки тому

      *Laughs in shadow slug*

  • @ghostriposte2977
    @ghostriposte2977 3 роки тому +46

    10:42 Monster Hunter would like to know your location.

  • @jaylensuarez9760
    @jaylensuarez9760 4 роки тому +15

    When he started screaming MUDAMUDAMUDA I started wheezing

    • @atruemanofculture1521
      @atruemanofculture1521 4 роки тому +2

      oh your approaching me

    • @s.bregnest2857
      @s.bregnest2857 4 роки тому +6

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  • @CrispyAndCaramel
    @CrispyAndCaramel 4 роки тому +181

    Me: *Tries to pronounce Mexican dishes*
    Waiter: *Ok Boomer*

  • @changieig8102
    @changieig8102 4 роки тому +237

    Menders Gift:
    “Sounds like communism but ok”

    • @xx_rai510_xx3
      @xx_rai510_xx3 4 роки тому +7

      Jello: my slurp juice
      Communists: O U R S L U R P J U I C E

    • @piethepoo
      @piethepoo 4 роки тому +3

      W E

    • @Major_Ursa
      @Major_Ursa 3 роки тому +3

      @@piethepoo You have been banned from this Ubisoft thread for the following reason: W E

    • @scorpionvenom27
      @scorpionvenom27 3 роки тому +1

      O U I

    • @piethepoo
      @piethepoo 3 роки тому

      C o m r a d e s

  • @Saviolio
    @Saviolio 3 роки тому +17

    It’s just like how my dad trained me
    “BUT WE R PUNCHING IT IN THE NECK”

  • @ryancircle4390
    @ryancircle4390 4 роки тому +7

    Love how Badjur always gets at least top 20 on trending or gaming everytime he uploads.

  • @polonezcaro6976
    @polonezcaro6976 4 роки тому +43

    I went to a mexican restaurant and asked for mayo instead of sour cream and got beat up .
    *N O T P O C O L O C O*

  • @zxjurassic0220
    @zxjurassic0220 4 роки тому +58

    In monster hunter world, you can mount all monsters

    • @MyBrainTimedOut
      @MyBrainTimedOut 4 роки тому +5

      This person has a point ^^

    • @link4585
      @link4585 4 роки тому +2

      yea and its kind boring to do it. all you do is knock it over you dont even get bonus damage. and yes I have completed Iceborne and slaughtered the Stygian Zinogre. not a fun monster. not even because of difficulty. its literally just a boring monster. gg.

    • @zxjurassic0220
      @zxjurassic0220 4 роки тому +11

      @@link4585 you do get extra damage dumbass literally it's called a knock down attack and your teammates can do damage as well especially after you knock it down

    • @cephalonpobs5275
      @cephalonpobs5275 4 роки тому +1

      @@zxjurassic0220 why you so toxic I play mhw too and the other guy is right

    • @wildcard4552
      @wildcard4552 4 роки тому +1

      @@link4585 hmm your not really suited for world's pacing maybe if you want a little more challenge try and play monster hunter frontier Z.

  • @logicoverfeelz
    @logicoverfeelz 4 роки тому +24

    That new dragon looks like it has the Skeleton framework of the Rathalos from Monster Hunter World

  • @loafofsoup9986
    @loafofsoup9986 4 роки тому +15

    0:10 had me dying! 😂

  • @MelaLabelle
    @MelaLabelle 4 роки тому +8

    Badger At 3:30: Owlbears
    Me A D&D Player: What did you just say?

    • @jamiehughes5573
      @jamiehughes5573 4 роки тому +1

      They are litterally ripped straight out of dnd

  • @steelsnake1493
    @steelsnake1493 4 роки тому +29

    Two behemoths at once?
    Closed beta guys: Finally

    • @blademaster2390
      @blademaster2390 3 роки тому +1

      Meanwhile Monster Hunter players:
      *Turf War PTSD intensifies*

    • @mintgoldheart6126
      @mintgoldheart6126 2 роки тому

      @@blademaster2390 when devil'joh and rajang decide to intervene in your hunt

  • @VantasticJackson
    @VantasticJackson 4 роки тому +12

    6:59
    EXCUSE ME WHAAAAAT!?!
    This man with 1 axe basically did enough damage to put down Sayain Saga Vegeta
    No Kaio-Ken or Spirit Bomb needed

    • @joshualabbe6588
      @joshualabbe6588 4 роки тому +1

      Da Fuc boi that dps is crazy

    • @VantasticJackson
      @VantasticJackson 4 роки тому

      @@joshualabbe6588 i need to do damage like that

    • @lilzoomie8537
      @lilzoomie8537 4 роки тому +1

      @@VantasticJackson he had squad goals amp. Also frenzy tonic helps. If you want to take it higher, make a build for part damage

  • @Bobbeyy_eightySIX
    @Bobbeyy_eightySIX 4 роки тому +18

    This is just the best UA-camr alive. Like he could deadass make a video about math and I would love it likewotdafok

    • @Bobbeyy_eightySIX
      @Bobbeyy_eightySIX 4 роки тому

      @@strongishman7871 nah I meant deadass as honestly. Its kinda weird but some people do it

  • @Myazini
    @Myazini 4 роки тому +13

    "What do you mean ENDANGERED, it's right there" - had to take large sip of wine before letting out a hearty chuckle. A splendid display, chaps, splendid display!

  • @limbol1ght227
    @limbol1ght227 3 роки тому +11

    I would love to see another Dauntless vid since they added a lot of new stuff since this video

  • @jakenator7427
    @jakenator7427 4 роки тому +37

    9:34
    MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
    My name is DIO Brando, and I approve of this message

  • @MrDmw4000
    @MrDmw4000 4 роки тому +6

    The possibility of fighting any combination of embermane, hellion, riftstalker, and any the electric behemoths is giving me pre-salt shivers.

  • @toxicwaste181
    @toxicwaste181 4 роки тому +9

    Drunken Arthur: walks into swamp
    Alligator: im boutta end this man's whole career

  • @chipperz4497
    @chipperz4497 4 роки тому +7

    Badger never moves the hips when he animates his little dudes.

  • @someguynamedbreadsheeran540
    @someguynamedbreadsheeran540 3 роки тому +3

    Malkarion: Vibing
    Floop: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @stardustsama3688
    @stardustsama3688 4 роки тому +109

    9:34
    Ah I see your a Stand User of Culture as well

  • @sn1pertoaster
    @sn1pertoaster 4 роки тому +13

    "Getting real good footage if my dps"
    *is firing a whole magazine from unoptinal distance at this very moment*

  • @B0TFrosty
    @B0TFrosty 4 роки тому +9

    "Wait, did you say this BITCH is indeed EMPTY? *YEET* "
    That's the best line in the entire video

  • @ayojemaat7292
    @ayojemaat7292 4 роки тому +2

    *3:06*
    Drask:Prepare for trouble!
    Koshai in the background:And make it double!

  • @gavinarmstrong3483
    @gavinarmstrong3483 4 роки тому +5

    I honestly loved the last part with the alligator 😂😂

  • @UCeagle79
    @UCeagle79 4 роки тому +5

    I love these videos because he takes all the best lines and scenes from his live streams. This video was a long list of the best one liners i've heard in a long time. I love when you try new video games and play with your fiends. Keep it up. And can I suggest playing games you might not be good at just to see you and your friends riding the struggle bus and dying to see what new curses and lines you come up with.

  • @BroskiBlast
    @BroskiBlast 4 роки тому +10

    I appreciate Geuce's MUDAs

  • @thebiscuitbutterer1802
    @thebiscuitbutterer1802 4 роки тому +25

    How to Train Your Dragon is just *“Bork Domestication, But Flight”*

  • @oquenv
    @oquenv 4 роки тому +6

    When DIO gets the next generation of road roller: 9:30

  • @THEOPDESTROYER777
    @THEOPDESTROYER777 4 роки тому +4

    Dragon: **does some of that existance**
    Badger: *yo behemoth, THIS PLACE NOT SAFE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW* **snaps dragon necc**

  • @frosty4059
    @frosty4059 4 роки тому +74

    Title: HOW TO PUNCH YOUR DRAGON
    UA-cam: VIOLENCE????? **Laughts in demonetization**

  • @kevinmorris6598
    @kevinmorris6598 4 роки тому +10

    0:08 when the vacuum cleaner gets turned off

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 4 роки тому +30

    "punching in the neck for stealing natural resources"
    this game is actually just a metaphor for american politics

  • @natethethird3330
    @natethethird3330 4 роки тому +20

    Bager: the ultimate reptile murdering experience
    Monster Hunter world: you dare oppose me mortal

    • @qr-code6334
      @qr-code6334 4 роки тому +4

      Evolve:
      "Did you say something?"

    • @mihailo7927
      @mihailo7927 4 роки тому +3

      @@qr-code6334 game died tho...really fkn sad, like actually such a waste

  • @ameme8277
    @ameme8277 3 роки тому +2

    Repeaters? Admirable. Never understood them that well (switch user, low dps - i main chains), but they can be fun if they're used right. A lot has changed - Escas for everything except light (new map for the light esca behemoth), different modes and missions, new monsters, etc. It's pretty fun.

  • @CasperVonGhoul
    @CasperVonGhoul 4 роки тому +9

    Badger; Plays Dauntless
    Me, an Intellectual; Ah yes, discount off-brand Monster Hunter.

    • @s.bregnest2857
      @s.bregnest2857 4 роки тому

      We need to keep pushing him to play World, he might eventually give in!

    • @Verbose_Mode
      @Verbose_Mode 4 роки тому +3

      S. Bregnest - Capcom won’t sponsor him. Epic does.

  • @kyle13th97
    @kyle13th97 4 роки тому +4

    The whole conversation about arthur vs an alligator was hilarious 🤣

  • @mand0rk
    @mand0rk 4 роки тому +32

    That just sounds like Monster Hunter with fewer steps

    • @deusexvesania1702
      @deusexvesania1702 4 роки тому +7

      It's pretty much that. Give Monster Hunter comic graphics, make it free to play and you have Dauntless.
      The amount of content fits the f2p model too though but it's worth a few weeks of fun.

    • @mercylavigne
      @mercylavigne 4 роки тому

      @@deusexvesania1702 It's better tham MH. Monster Hunter is a bunch of shit games.

    • @casualworks-
      @casualworks- 4 роки тому +7

      @@mercylavigne Strong opinion right there, sir.

    • @paleontologi052
      @paleontologi052 4 роки тому +6

      @@mercylavigne have you played world? Might have a odd story and can be confusing but God damn it's good.

    • @colonelapple
      @colonelapple 4 роки тому +11

      @@mercylavigne my experience with dauntless:
      The game didn't have an interesting story or lore for each individual monster or have an infinite amount of possible monsters (yian kut ku tigrex hybrid) also none of the victories felt earned and it doesn't even punish you when you die but gives you time for your teammates to help which just makes dauntless feel like a baby carriage so no dauntless is the shitty one kid

  • @miguelmialichi6367
    @miguelmialichi6367 4 роки тому +43

    Me:
    **reads title**
    Also me:
    *HOW TO CASTRATE YOUR DRAGON*

  • @yatamix
    @yatamix 4 роки тому +30

    comments: *laughs in monster hunter*
    me: *laughs in minecraft*

    • @oceanman7176
      @oceanman7176 3 роки тому

      what

    • @sirragno1923
      @sirragno1923 3 роки тому +1

      @@oceanman7176 Shh, this man's favourite game is Minecraft and he will not stop laughing about it.

  • @cosmicemp1re756
    @cosmicemp1re756 4 роки тому +66

    "Ultimate reptile murdering experience"
    me as a Monster Hunter Veteran: *oh, that's cute*

    • @owen5583
      @owen5583 4 роки тому +3

      Cosmic Builds you upload minecraft and roblox videos.

    • @sirflytrap1926
      @sirflytrap1926 4 роки тому +4

      @@owen5583 and yet he has better tastes

    • @sirflytrap1926
      @sirflytrap1926 4 роки тому +1

      @@KingGappa did you just say you have bad tastes?

    • @sirflytrap1926
      @sirflytrap1926 4 роки тому +2

      @@KingGappa you did before you removed them.

    • @sirflytrap1926
      @sirflytrap1926 4 роки тому +1

      You still have the roblox icon on your channel banner

  • @WASPHIVELIBRARY
    @WASPHIVELIBRARY Рік тому +3

    Badger: "You can mount malkarian!"
    Me, an insect glaive main: *Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.*

  • @declanburge665
    @declanburge665 Рік тому +3

    The scariest part about this game is when the behemoth charges at you with a stagger attack and your using chain blades or the repeaters, because they do NOT stagger

    • @matthewbailey2744
      @matthewbailey2744 2 місяці тому

      Man, I still miss the way chainblades used to play. Weighted Strikes was comically reliable and could actually be downright viable.

  • @rioz886
    @rioz886 Рік тому +1

    Drunk Arthur Morgan fighting an aligator with a blunt knife is the has the most Florida Man energy I have ever heard😂

  • @ros3yrx114
    @ros3yrx114 4 роки тому +5

    Badger the kinda guy to use an A-10 Warthog on a dragon instead of going all JoJo on it's ass.

    • @Cutebear376
      @Cutebear376 Рік тому

      me too, that's the closest you can get to an actual dragon.

  • @PhilTruthborne
    @PhilTruthborne 4 роки тому +11

    Asking Badger to play Monster Hunter for every video sponsored by Dauntless (3)

  • @mand0rk
    @mand0rk 4 роки тому +37

    Safi’Jiiva
    That is all.

    • @097_stevennathanielsaragih5
      @097_stevennathanielsaragih5 4 роки тому +2

      Eyy monster hunter reference

    • @itsboiya6948
      @itsboiya6948 4 роки тому +3

      (Click) noice

    • @shining9079
      @shining9079 4 роки тому +3

      I wonder if badger would understand these safi refrences

    • @deadfurydbf9647
      @deadfurydbf9647 4 роки тому +1

      Flying metal dragon that shouldn’t fly

    • @gooeygo2515
      @gooeygo2515 4 роки тому +5

      The game’s just monster hunter but with lots of micro transactions

  • @cooldude100torres8
    @cooldude100torres8 4 роки тому +5

    Skarn: Enters rage
    Badger: Swings hammer manicaly

  • @autorobo1000
    @autorobo1000 4 роки тому +7

    Bajur playing Dauntless on Epic's Game Store: "This is the ultimate reptile murdering experience."
    Monster Hunter World from Steam: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @marcoscruz6883
      @marcoscruz6883 4 роки тому

      Not going to lie its weird how he hasn't played MHWI with how famous it has become and it's a capcom game

    • @oceanman7176
      @oceanman7176 4 роки тому

      *HAHA! DAUNTLESS BAD AND MONSTER HUNTER GOOD! HA!*

    • @autorobo1000
      @autorobo1000 4 роки тому

      @@oceanman7176 I mean, I can't fault you for stating facts.

    • @oceanman7176
      @oceanman7176 4 роки тому

      Autorobo
      you see, the comedy comes from the fact that Dauntless is similar to monster hunter

    • @autorobo1000
      @autorobo1000 4 роки тому

      @@oceanman7176 'Cept Dauntless is a bit of a knock off on a crappy digital distribution platform, while Monster Hunter World is on steam, a part of the OG Reptile-Murder Simulators, and doesn't have endlessly idiotic battle passes peppered into it.

  • @unholyhardy4359
    @unholyhardy4359 3 роки тому +1

    Badger and The Boys need to play more Dauntless.

  • @CrazyTech200
    @CrazyTech200 4 роки тому +6

    Me: oh a new video from the badger
    My internet: *insert spongebog-head out meme.jpg*

  • @B3N_Youtube
    @B3N_Youtube 4 роки тому +6

    Never in my life what I have heard a JoJo reference in a badger video

  • @birb125
    @birb125 4 роки тому +11

    "He can control time and space, i forgot about this" im sorry wha-

  • @ultimateghostfreak2343
    @ultimateghostfreak2343 3 роки тому +1

    so I recently got this game and I love it! while every behemoth has a predictable attack pattern after fighting it for ten minutes and every behemoth has the same principle of "hit it till it dies!", I love how satisfying it is when you finally slay one after what has felt like a century fighting one. the variety of weapons are nice, I love the pike, axe, chain blades, sword and strikers but I do not like the ostian repeaters or the hammer, not my play style personally. other than that, I love how much mysterious lore the game contains and the unique designs of each behemoth is very refreshing, which in turn leads me to adore the art style. I can't wait to see what phoenix labs continues to do with 'dauntless' and i'll be there every step of the way!

  • @tylerhorn5335
    @tylerhorn5335 2 роки тому +1

    I already know prity much everything about this game but I just love watching him explain everything

  • @brockfitzsimmons4487
    @brockfitzsimmons4487 4 роки тому +25

    “The ultimate reptile murdering experience “
    Obviously never played monster hunter world ...

  • @p4zq659
    @p4zq659 4 роки тому +4

    “Marie they’re minerals”
    -a legend (2:54)

  • @captainsoldier774
    @captainsoldier774 4 роки тому +22

    Oh right, i forgot this existed.
    Edit: So i started playing this, and i take back what i said above. Its fun as hell.

    • @owen5583
      @owen5583 4 роки тому +7

      cringe

    • @Yumemi_Riamu
      @Yumemi_Riamu 4 роки тому +2

      Hectolyte nah

    • @itsboiya6948
      @itsboiya6948 4 роки тому

      Hey

    • @itsboiya6948
      @itsboiya6948 4 роки тому

      @@owen5583 dauntless fanboy, dauntless fanboy here!

    • @owen5583
      @owen5583 4 роки тому +4

      GamingCheetahTV fam this was 4 months ago, and I’m not defending dauntless, the original comment was cringe af.

  • @UntitledGoosse
    @UntitledGoosse 9 місяців тому +1

    This game remains incredibly underrated.

  • @parkermiller8055
    @parkermiller8055 День тому

    That bit where the one guy said “ absorb its soul and you can use a new shout” was really good. Idk who that is but I like his dialect.