Due to my channel being hacked by *REDACTED*, the deskmats will be on sale for slightly longer before being gone Forever: epicdesk.shop/collections/current-collaborations/products/dragoon Canonically, this video takes place before the hack, an explanation of the hack will be part of the next video
He finally won. He has conquered all his enemies, both Vera and Morgan. He has climbed the highest peaks he has. I think a sword told his sister, and had millions of people watch it. He has finally won.
really cool detail i noticed while rewatching is at one point morgan's computer was lagging and it was foreshadowing the fact that Dragoon was spying on him
@@coderchris8425yes indeed dragoon was scared but not because quincy is good. It's because his voice breaks your ear drums. Quincy can only be good if you place him on the map which is why HE SUCKS.
"Between you and Punji, who's the better btd6 player?" asked Morgan - "Well, if he beat the boss without using monkeys, he might give me a little trouble" said Dragoon - "But would you fail to get top 50 without monkeys?" doubted Morgan - "Nah, i'd win" answered Dragoon **cool sound effects**
24:47 Morgan, the fact that you thought for so long, and didn’t just go in for a quick jab to finish him off gives me PHYSICAL PAIN. No wonder mom was never proud of you.
@@Dragoon4540 hours? Either you’re playing Master Mode GetFixedBoi Calamity Death Mode Infernum Mode Hardcore 1hp Masomode no armor no accessories no npcs no crafting no WASD or you have a major skill issue. However I’m sure you’re a god at Terraria, so I can’t wait to see how you overcame all of those restrictions when the terraria video comes out :) (Pro tip play multiplayer with dra2oon it will definitely not go wrong)
So glad you got your account back and seemingly without too many major issues. Hopefully it didn't take you long to notice and start the process of regaining control. I know a lot of people were trying to reach out but didn't have any details or socials to contact you
Watching Dragoon struggle on a dreadbloon like I did in the past, It fills me with a strange sense of joy. I mean, I may have beaten a boss with 26 tiers and no guides for it, but it just reminds me of when I was having fun messing around, not knowing a single thing about the game.
Actually, they also said in that blog that everything they say there "technically" isnt canon because they dont want some random thing they said there to bite them in the butt and while it's regarded as canon by technicality it isnt
8:52 the fact that the date of no more sale is the same as the date of this video is uploaded on while you say that it will be no more sale in a week gave me physical pain
Sometimes winning can be good and bad, winning to many times can hurt but sometimes you need to push forward and keep going. Morgan is gone, Evan continues.
Other UA-camrs comment section when they use another way to beat a challenge:its ok it must be impossible that's why Dragoons comment section:WHAT IS THIS SHI-
hey is that morgan elise, it's been a long time since i last saw her (maybe 2-3 years) but gotta say her voice has deepened and she(yes it's a girl) has improved her sword skills. Good to see, she is still trying to be perfect herself like me, to not feel any more physical pain (fun fact i have never felt physical pain never from my own actions nor from others actions because they are so beneath me that i don't even have to consider them failures) (congrats new lore just dropped)
the guy spying on dragoon is actualy dumb because he is watching him and says thats its painful watching him so he is not realizing that he is hurting himself for no reason
The hero picking section was a stretch but truly, a hero does make things more manageable. Churchill has that skin that turns him into some form of cyborg, same with Quincy…
yo dragoon im just here to say i love all your content on cookie clicker bloons td6 and all the others and where you posted the vid were you beat chimps on corn field without removing corn taught me strates how to beat chimp so thank you
Due to my channel being hacked by *REDACTED*, the deskmats will be on sale for slightly longer before being gone Forever: epicdesk.shop/collections/current-collaborations/products/dragoon
Canonically, this video takes place before the hack, an explanation of the hack will be part of the next video
Okay
The really first comment
Greetings
Man I’m dead
ye
Falling down the stairs caused me physical pain.
Hmm yes the pain here is made of pain
Clothes your ice
Injuring my leg causes me physical pain when too much force gets applied to my food,
Noob
Dragoon existing gives me physical pain
“I hope that at least now, you are no longer in physical pain” is such a raw, powerful line. Holy cow….
Cows not turning in to buffalos causes me physical pain
@@themineguy1234 goats singing causes me physical pain
My bodily vessel in the intractable realm becoming damaged or harmed causes me physical pain
Being ran over by a steamroller, being stabbed in the back 40,000 times, and being thrown into a volcano causes me physical pain.
0:09 fanart goes crazy
Bro 💀
yeah, "fan art".
holeh moleh
😳😳😳
2:55
He finally won. He has conquered all his enemies, both Vera and Morgan. He has climbed the highest peaks he has. I think a sword told his sister, and had millions of people watch it. He has finally won.
next arc is gonna go crazy
Has he? The war has just begun.
@@HoodhawBloonsTD6-cw6de”Are you right? You have to be right… YOU’RE SO RIGHT!!!”
Vera still is alive remember her different versions of her
Praise DRAGOON!!
THROUGH COOKIEVERSE AND EARTH, HE IS THE HACKED ONE
Tf Lobotomy Kaisen doing here bruh 😭
@@ChillestOfBalls at this point why are you even surprised
@@ChillestOfBallsare you chill because you’re bill? Or are you bill because you’re chill?
@@Ninjaankylo Cold ass lines 🥶
(I know it's another JJK reference)
Nah id bake
really cool detail i noticed while rewatching is at one point morgan's computer was lagging and it was foreshadowing the fact that Dragoon was spying on him
Ya I noticed that too. It's a pretty cool detail.
Dragoon taking a 2 second break at 4:05 causes me physical pain
Nahhhhhhj 🥠
Bruh
I was wondering if Morgan Ellis is still an inside joke but I guess he still is 🙃
It would've caused me *physical pain* if it wasn't
Fart
Fr
I like how cyber Quincy isnt a monkey but because quincy just sucks dragoon decides to ignore it in favor of alien Etienne
Kaiju Pat isn't a monkey either lol
quincy is so much better than you think (this comment is sponsored by the cyber quincy fan club)
Quincy is so good, dragoon was scared of him.
It is almost impossible using cyber Quincy you need to use a lot of extra cash to make cannon and tack schooter be able to see camo
@@coderchris8425yes indeed dragoon was scared but not because quincy is good. It's because his voice breaks your ear drums. Quincy can only be good if you place him on the map which is why HE SUCKS.
2:54 is sus
That was what I was gonna type hahahhahha
Actually it's 2:55 🤓
seeing someone play with their bloons as much as this gives me physical relief
I've popped 300,000,000 bloons in this game does that give you pain?
@@slobbertoothcobra2076you murderer their physical pain was too much
@@slobbertoothcobra2076i've popped almost exactly 69 million bloons, my number gives me more pain than your number
I'm proud
Yoo punji
Stand proud, you’re strong.
ayyyyyyyyy dragoon supporter 💀👍
hello here
"Between you and Punji, who's the better btd6 player?" asked Morgan - "Well, if he beat the boss without using monkeys, he might give me a little trouble" said Dragoon - "But would you fail to get top 50 without monkeys?" doubted Morgan - "Nah, i'd win" answered Dragoon
**cool sound effects**
24:47 Morgan, the fact that you thought for so long, and didn’t just go in for a quick jab to finish him off gives me PHYSICAL PAIN. No wonder mom was never proud of you.
that roast
same
Ligga
This comment also give me Physical pain Mentally pain
be quiet, you're mom wasn't proud of you either, and your dad left you too, so you CANNOT be talking, when you're the one who has no life
I love how Dragoon makes lore out of everything.
In 3 more videos he's gonna actually make the pirating movie company, cause his production is so good. Especially the Morgan neglection.
Dragoon pirating a video of dragoon pirating a video in witch dragoon pirates a dragoon video
this is some dedication and a half for all this editing and the script behind it! genius! nice video
:P
Who is this random dude I’m subscribed to? I was trying to learn about bitcoin, wtf
👍
Question how do you ‘leave about bitcoin’?
I also don't know 😩
@@The_musical_gamerhistory is written by the victors
Fart
I love how every video has a story ark, also great job on actually doing what you said you would do(unlike some series), keep up the good work :3
No idea what you're talking about
I'm simply taking 40 hours to beat the first green slime
@@Dragoon45dragoon you getting 16 in the world doesnt give my pychiscal pain
@@Dragoon4540 hours? Either you’re playing Master Mode GetFixedBoi Calamity Death Mode Infernum Mode Hardcore 1hp Masomode no armor no accessories no npcs no crafting no WASD or you have a major skill issue. However I’m sure you’re a god at Terraria, so I can’t wait to see how you overcame all of those restrictions when the terraria video comes out :)
(Pro tip play multiplayer with dra2oon it will definitely not go wrong)
real :cool:@@Dragoon45
I'm paused at this moment, where Sauda is in a freaking Rabbit costume. 0:09 is the exact time its at. You gotta pause it there.
💀💀💀💀
MO-
It is a legit skin in a version of the game from a different country
What country!?
@@_Your-Future I forgot. But I’ll tell if I find it. Ima look
So glad you got your account back and seemingly without too many major issues. Hopefully it didn't take you long to notice and start the process of regaining control. I know a lot of people were trying to reach out but didn't have any details or socials to contact you
11:16 the fact that you put gave the villages Primary Mentoring instead of Call to Arms for the spike factory gives me PHYSICAL PAIN
actually it was the bottom path village
He did it for the bomb shooters he got later probably
Shut up
Oh no
No
it's honestly incredible how he can turn these normal games into exciting stories
0:09 ISAAB is saving that pic
Edit:wow i started a chain xD also thx guys for the likes
so am i
so am i
@@staticbrz
so am I
@@DarkAsasin16
@@richterbellassiso am i
i already had it saved
Watching Dragoon struggle on a dreadbloon like I did in the past, It fills me with a strange sense of joy.
I mean, I may have beaten a boss with 26 tiers and no guides for it, but it just reminds me of when I was having fun messing around, not knowing a single thing about the game.
Def wasn't expecting time will tell would play as background music lol
According to Ninja Kiwi, every tower that is not a monkey secretly has a tiny monkey hiding in it, which the tack shooter avatar demonstrates
dude dont do dragoon like that
Shhhhhhhh morgan cant know just keep on mewing and dont speak
Actually, they also said in that blog that everything they say there "technically" isnt canon because they dont want some random thing they said there to bite them in the butt and while it's regarded as canon by technicality it isnt
bloons even have monkeys inside
@@alexcat6 civil war
you buying white hot spikes and permanent-spike caused me physical and mental pain
0:09 let me leave this time stamp for reasons..
42:09. Its just 42069
Liked cuz funny not relatable...
Don't forget about 2:54
2:54 for definitely no reason at all....
for ISAB...
18:14 dra2oon? more love moggoon with that chiseled jawline
I was kinda surprised when I saw that Dragoon and Morgan were different people at 24:45
i love how you can just make lore in any game you play and it just makes it more fun to watch
morgan ellis: something about physical pain
dragoon: this is war
You playing "Time Will Tell" back in the btd6 race video drove me down a rabbit hole i was never able to get out of
I always start these videos like huh this might as well happen and end up fully invested, leaning forward towards the screen. Great job!
dragoon never fails to make people mad for no reason
Physical pain
Emotional destruction
I can always recognize the background music! Great classical hits. Love Mozart and especially Liszt. Great content
8:52 the fact that the date of no more sale is the same as the date of this video is uploaded on while you say that it will be no more sale in a week gave me physical pain
Incredible video, almost makes me want to buy the desk-mat even though I only have a laptop... and don't have a desk.
Wtf it's $78, I ain't buying that
Sometimes winning can be good and bad, winning to many times can hurt but sometimes you need to push forward and keep going. Morgan is gone, Evan continues.
10:07 Based Music Choice! turned my day into a great one
watching dragoon solve the mysteries of the cosmos to kill Morgan gives me physical joy.
Always try to get them as close to each other as possible so you can have more in 1 area
10:41 Beautiful.
MOOOOOOOOOON…. HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH
This video does not only cause me physical and emotional pain, it is also causing me spiritual pain.
the fact that the bomb shooter didn't use bananas as ammo gives me PHYSICAL PAIN.
We finally got the sympathetic Morgan backstory
Dragoon has a GIRL FRIEND... wait what I meant is Dragoon has a FRIEND!?!????
nah it was his nephew
@@ThePenguinMan I don't doubt you but how do you know?
idk, bro has a ring on his ring finger
wife??? dragoon lore 😮
How did you come to that conclusion of him having a girlfriend? (Not to disrespect dragoon but most women just want money)
Other UA-camrs comment section when they use another way to beat a challenge:its ok it must be impossible that's why
Dragoons comment section:WHAT IS THIS SHI-
We see the truth also a hardcore Minecraft UA-camr is 25% procent more likely to lie to you than any other person
3:19 that's hyper smart.
3:40 What I tell my older friend if someone bullies me.
6:01 The 20$
"Mum cancel the appointment new Dragoon video dropped"
Dragoon has more lore than most tv shows
10:33 aint no way bro has a shinai
Why must you curse me like this now i have to put my glasses back on and watch this before i fall asleep
Yeah my eyes hurt
my cat dissapearing caused me mental pain (actually happened,the mental pain being literally nothing other than slight amounts of crying)
hey is that morgan elise, it's been a long time since i last saw her (maybe 2-3 years) but gotta say her voice has deepened and she(yes it's a girl) has improved her sword skills. Good to see, she is still trying to be perfect herself like me, to not feel any more physical pain (fun fact i have never felt physical pain never from my own actions nor from others actions because they are so beneath me that i don't even have to consider them failures)
(congrats new lore just dropped)
5:44 you placing a spike at the beginning of the track causes me physical pain!
3:18 That level looks pretty cool. Man I haven’t played *BTD* in a MINUTE. Awesome work Dra-GOON 🤘😑
The way you spell dragoon gives me physical pain
He defeated Vera, he slayed Morgan, who is there left to stop him?
Himself
Dragoon is so good at btd6 amazing! (it gives me physical pain)
You placing that bomb tower 3 pixels to the left caused me physical pain
Truly a dragoon monkey moment
2:26 it gives me physical pain that he said "98% of my ram" its actually 98% of the cpu 🤓👆
This mistake gave me physical pain.
shut up
the guy spying on dragoon is actualy dumb because he is watching him and says thats its painful watching him so he is not realizing that he is hurting himself for no reason
13:51 voice crack
0:29 here is a mod for that!
Perfect for the old how it started how its going joke
24:32 bro was fighting with a 10 inch tall kid bruh
Fun fact: an idle animation in btd battles 2 confirms that theirs a monkey in the tackshooter lol
Not anymore (it was glued shut and the monkey suffocated)
@@donutguy804 :’(
@@donutguy804😐😕
Now imagine Dragoon asking his friend to perform in the video. Truly amazing
Woah there, Dragoon. Explain 0:09 and 2:54 🤨
Anyone know who the artist is for 0:09? Asking for a friend
Your the best btd6 player I’ve ever seen
The fact that dragoon didn't realise the tack shooter is operated by a monkey gave me physical pain.
How does he handle the heat in Ring Of Fire tho
@@ceoofthischannelhes actually getting tortured
That's not cannon cause battles 2 isn't cannon
16:02 Him calling the inferno ring the tier 5 tower a ring of fire 4th tier tower caused me so my much physical pain that now I am in a hospital
Seeing that you failed dreadbloon gives me physical pain
that placement gives me PHYSICAL PAIN
I love how morgan is stilll a meme on this channel hahaha
U commenting here gives me mental and physical pain😢😢
No he’s Back
@@jamesyoung6078He is in every balloons video I know of
As someone that does kendo, I was both pleased that dragoon had a shinai, bit also in physical pain that he was using it wrong
Meanwhile Bros tax:
100k$ xDDD😂😂😂
Anyway bro 🎉❤new subscriber has joined the family ❤🎉😊
24:55 beats up someone, hopefully that didn't hurt
2:11 dont u mean 60 spf(seconds per frame)?
The fact that you placed a tack shooter 2 pixels left of the ideal place at 3:19 causes me PHYSICAL pain
Wait was that a face reveal at 6:45
He had paper on half his face
It’s a head reveal
It’s called a face reveal, if the face doesn’t get revealed, it’s not a face reveal
the fact morgan ellis lost so easily litterally causes me mental sickness
Flying fortess has no monkey but before you get it it has one I know he didn’t use one just saying
a good day when this random no name small youtuber uploads
I’m not a useless monkey but great video
Dragoon, I love your content, it cheers me up everyday, keep it up
Dam 20 sec and 4 views dragoon fell off
Its 5 o clock dammit wdym most people arent up by then
I think its like a trend or smthg like that. Ive seen several youtube comments say the exact same thing@@StupidDingus-m2k
@@StupidDingus-m2khe was joking
@@jaspreetsingh4529 jeez bro i said this 6 months ago where were you???
The fact you didn’t get this instantly gives me physical pain
The way he doesn't think of just putting a bunch of overdrives down causes me PHYSICAL PAIN
physical pain caused me physical pain
I am the one person still watching dargooon
Nuh uh
Nun uh
The hero picking section was a stretch but truly, a hero does make things more manageable. Churchill has that skin that turns him into some form of cyborg, same with Quincy…
0:35 WHY ARE THERE TISSUES ON THE DESK 🤨🤨🤨
Because he had allergies
Taxes give me physical pain. I am still in physical pain.
Buh
this guy is actually crazy just by watching him my body has started hurting because of physical pain
yo dragoon im just here to say i love all your content on cookie clicker bloons td6 and all the others and where you posted the vid were you beat chimps on corn field without removing corn taught me strates how to beat chimp so thank you
You cause me physical pain. Not anything that has to do with the game or anything, I’m just in physical pain every second that you exist
"I hope that you are no longer in physical pain” made me fall off my chair and experience physical pain. Absolute cinema.
You being able to do it gave me PHYSICAL HEALING