Daz Watches No School, No Medicine, No Rules

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  • This type of parenting is known as free range. Do you agree?
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  • @Remhad
    @Remhad 4 роки тому +2439

    Parents: We’re Antivacc parents!
    Me: Naw you’re a *Plague enthusiast.*

  • @user-cr2ye9li5b
    @user-cr2ye9li5b 5 років тому +7786

    We know why there's no grass in their backyard,
    It's cause that damn son's been EATING THE BUSHES

    • @elizabethpruett2642
      @elizabethpruett2642 4 роки тому +248

      I'm just waiting for the kid to eat something poisonous, then watch the mom take the natural path. Will that be considered murder?

    • @chimi4175
      @chimi4175 4 роки тому +79

      @@elizabethpruett2642I would say yes

    • @elizabethpruett2642
      @elizabethpruett2642 4 роки тому +46

      @@chimi4175 yeah I agree

    • @swagstergaming7548
      @swagstergaming7548 4 роки тому +20

      Or it wasn't safe as it was ininfected and the natural remedies didn't work

    • @nvm5016
      @nvm5016 4 роки тому +38

      At least they dont have to pay him to mow the lawn...

  • @RandomGuy-qh7tl
    @RandomGuy-qh7tl 2 роки тому +816

    This family makes the Addams Family look normal!
    "They're dirty and they're messy,
    Placenta's nice and salty,
    The children grow up smelly,
    The Weirdo Family!"

    • @Idk-ev2tj
      @Idk-ev2tj 2 роки тому +19

      BAHAHA

    • @Noah-kz9wo
      @Noah-kz9wo 2 роки тому +2

      I'm sorry, I didn't order a glass of your opinion

    • @Ellieeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      @Ellieeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2 роки тому +41

      @@Noah-kz9wo send me the link of the baddie comebacks video you watched, please?

    • @cheesequaked
      @cheesequaked Рік тому

      @@Noah-kz9wo then get the fuck out of our fandom restaurant

    • @AutisticBrainrot
      @AutisticBrainrot Рік тому +9

      And I thought my family was fucked up

  • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284
    @girlwiththeblueglasses8284 2 роки тому +1713

    As my grandma would say:
    If God didn’t believe in vaccinations/medication, he wouldn’t have made humans intelligent enough to invent it.

  • @ellamills9523
    @ellamills9523 5 років тому +6418

    *”she’s seasoning her placenta!”*
    Gordon Ramsay has left the chat

  • @chasethehuman976
    @chasethehuman976 5 років тому +465

    No school, medicine, or rules...
    LINDA! GET ME SCHOOL, MEDICINE, AND RULES

  • @ilikedonuts3448
    @ilikedonuts3448 2 роки тому +160

    “The baby has its own plasenta briefcase” is the best line I’ve heard this whole week 🤣

  • @Carriesue1982
    @Carriesue1982 2 роки тому +54

    My mother was really hands off with me, she basically let me do whatever I wanted and during my early childhood I was definitely free range lol because I was outside all day long. It caused me to have a lot of issue with structure and discipline, I’ve struggled at jobs because I feel so constrained and hated having to deal with all the rules because I’ve never had them. If they ever have to go back into normal society they’re going to be shell shocked and won’t be able to function well…

  • @0aktr
    @0aktr 4 роки тому +1765

    The woman: seasoning her placenta
    Gordon Ramsey: WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE

    • @SirMrMilo
      @SirMrMilo 4 роки тому +16

      Why are you here, *pink*
      You are supposed to be dead...

    • @avapeanut9822
      @avapeanut9822 4 роки тому

      @@SirMrMilo - @.@-

    • @emilyfolley5054
      @emilyfolley5054 4 роки тому +1

      Ha ha lol ;)

    • @sq_tiger7471
      @sq_tiger7471 4 роки тому +5

      Dคψ Dreคϻ-er haha he be like ITS FUCKING RAWWWW CANT U SEE IT 😂

    • @DavidSanchez-bh5qg
      @DavidSanchez-bh5qg 4 роки тому +5

      ItS FuCkInG RaW

  • @bagelbites4668
    @bagelbites4668 5 років тому +2939

    The family version of “I’m not like the other girls”

  • @leahmclach1an
    @leahmclach1an 2 роки тому +192

    I was having a panic attack today so I started laying down and watching daz and suddenly I forgot all about it and I was just sitting here laughing so thank you Daz for calming me and other down and making our days better! God bless you!

    • @samlee_2005
      @samlee_2005 Рік тому

    • @izabelleprucha4014
      @izabelleprucha4014 Рік тому +8

      This is like awhile ago but really i relate to this. If I start to panic and cry and feel like I'm alone I'll watch someone like Daz to cheer me up lol

  • @alextricoverload
    @alextricoverload 2 роки тому +88

    When it comes to medicine, I go by the rule of: "Sore throat: Honey tea. Strep throat: Doctor's office"
    Basically, if it's something minor like allergies or a cold, then natural remedies are fine. If it's something more serious, then it's best to go to a doctor.

    • @meredithdavis6663
      @meredithdavis6663 Рік тому

      are you serious? there are at least two things wrong with your comment. first of all, you literally cannot know if you have strep throat without going to a fucking doctor, and second, natural remedies are never okay. if you don't believe me, my mom is an RN at a hospital near me and she always says "never use natural remedied unless you want to die before you're 40."
      please educate yourself before commenting.

  • @nellymo1289
    @nellymo1289 4 роки тому +3955

    No school, no medicine, no rules
    No disk space?

    • @Emma-uw9pt
      @Emma-uw9pt 4 роки тому +25

      Nellymo #1 this is a quality comment. I love this!😂😂

    • @blueblazegames3973
      @blueblazegames3973 4 роки тому +11

      Me too

    • @Yoohan31
      @Yoohan31 4 роки тому +16

      Hotel? Trivago!

    • @bawar2025
      @bawar2025 4 роки тому +9

      I swear ,the time I looked at this comment could not have been better

    • @kendalasff
      @kendalasff 4 роки тому +4

      Yes..

  • @Shad0wSt3pp3r
    @Shad0wSt3pp3r 3 роки тому +7113

    Woman: if I get cancer I would go the natural way
    Daz: what is that death?!?

    • @pebble1611
      @pebble1611 3 роки тому +14

      🤣

    • @andreathompson31
      @andreathompson31 3 роки тому +43

      I want to say to her "sorry death isn't allergic to those FREAKING CRYSTALS"

    • @sexysimon1114
      @sexysimon1114 3 роки тому +7

      @@fran-zh3sv yes, I'm satisfied with the pfp lol

    • @pear3716
      @pear3716 3 роки тому +4

      OHHH MYYY GADDD WEAK HEOR

    • @y0kian
      @y0kian 3 роки тому +7

      Why do people like this all he did was repeat what he said

  • @aesthetic_vids__xx3583
    @aesthetic_vids__xx3583 2 роки тому +163

    daz: "im clapping now im annoyed"
    nobody:
    my brain: *clap* your *clap* not *clap* listening

    • @just_eve745
      @just_eve745 2 роки тому +21

      I’m *clap* really *clap* really *clap* sorry

    • @elizabethlacy8869
      @elizabethlacy8869 Рік тому +1

      This comment deserves more attention
      #DazVines

  • @HangryPurpleCat
    @HangryPurpleCat Рік тому +52

    I am a believer in crystal healing and reiki, but i am also a believer that modern medicine is 100% better. If i had a broken bone a crystal wouldn’t fix that 😂 But if i wanna meditate to calm my mind, I’ll use a crystal. These parents are taking their beliefs way too far and its going to harm their children. I agree with everything that Daz is saying in this video.
    Love the videos Daz! :))))

  • @lazarusthibodeaux
    @lazarusthibodeaux 3 роки тому +3961

    “We all sleep in the same room” how did the boy get a younger sister then? 😨

    • @liz-gx3dr
      @liz-gx3dr 3 роки тому +351

      uh good question-

    • @mangotae7719
      @mangotae7719 3 роки тому +413

      Thanks, I choked.

    • @liz-gx3dr
      @liz-gx3dr 3 роки тому +165

      @@mangotae7719 Oh shit-

    • @mangotae7719
      @mangotae7719 3 роки тому +88

      Honey Esthetiq ayo, pulling an all nighters for jimins birthday checkkkk

    • @liz-gx3dr
      @liz-gx3dr 3 роки тому +50

      @@mangotae7719 YES GIRL U GET IT

  • @Jessie.05
    @Jessie.05 4 роки тому +4491

    Daz’s daughter: *bringing home a boyfriend*
    Daz: *sprays him with a can of air* NOPE

  • @LeKnightStudios13419
    @LeKnightStudios13419 Рік тому +10

    You know, Daz seems to be a UA-camr that lets his good morals guide him throughout his life, and through his UA-cam career. I think this is what makes him unique as a person, and a UA-camr, and it's lovely to see 😊😊😊

  • @Pinkybluez
    @Pinkybluez Рік тому +16

    no matter what mood I'm in daz is always able to put a smile on my face

  • @mp4f
    @mp4f 4 роки тому +1997

    This woman: seasoning her placenta
    Gordon Ramsay: ITS RAW

  • @IzhakIb
    @IzhakIb 5 років тому +2834

    Can you make low disk space t shirts? Thanks

    • @dazgames
      @dazgames  5 років тому +345

      Izhak Ib link in description 😉

    • @abreadcrumbplayingfortnite8828
      @abreadcrumbplayingfortnite8828 5 років тому +45

      Izhak Ib when I left 2 mins ago
      There was 7 likes
      Now there is 66
      U mad fam?

    • @emilylewis2032
      @emilylewis2032 5 років тому +10

      Please

    • @RiceKinn
      @RiceKinn 5 років тому +19

      He does have disk space shirts

    • @scarleth4955
      @scarleth4955 5 років тому +16

      Daz Games can you make low disk space hoodies?

  • @clairewilliamson4514
    @clairewilliamson4514 9 місяців тому +4

    This family makes uncle fester normal

  • @user-kn4sj1qg9m
    @user-kn4sj1qg9m 8 місяців тому +4

    She acc seasoned her placenta help 💀

  • @coratarling1017
    @coratarling1017 3 роки тому +4311

    .

  • @oscars.s6370
    @oscars.s6370 5 років тому +17802

    I can imagine daz walking behind his daughter hissing and spraying air at kids😂😂

    • @carriered4715
      @carriered4715 5 років тому +412

      Wouldn't it be Lovely to have a Dad like Daz ?!! She's a Lucky Girl.

    • @graceb7563
      @graceb7563 5 років тому +207

      Especially the boys lmao

    • @wh33zr
      @wh33zr 4 роки тому +73

      YoyTube I thought he did that on a regular basis anyway

    • @karinas.9486
      @karinas.9486 4 роки тому +41

      yesssss XD I'm dying just at the thought

    • @maxwifu8958
      @maxwifu8958 4 роки тому +16

      YoyTube o god

  • @iden67
    @iden67 2 роки тому +8

    6:00 I love how daz just started busting out laughing as he looks directly at the camera 🤣🤣🤣

  • @iamarne5719
    @iamarne5719 2 роки тому +65

    theres not such thing as "spiritual medication", im a witch and a healer and i believe that nature can help against day-to-day illnesses like the flu or a cold, but you still need proper medicin!

    • @clamam
      @clamam 2 роки тому +3

      wait not to be rude but what do you mean your a witch?

    • @iamarne5719
      @iamarne5719 2 роки тому +1

      @@clamam il try to explain, so if you go and look to spirituality throughout all of history you gonna find witches, this doesnt mean that all spiritial people are witches ofcourse.
      Witches were also know as the cunning folks back in the middelages, we had a huge understanding of nature and therefore hold morz power to perform healing then the curch so they ended up trying to burn us and blablabla...my point being, witches are people with a verry close connection to the earth and its gift, they have intrests and abilities that other people dont have, although they might not all like to call themselfs witches because of the bad representation we gotten thnx to other believs

    • @clamam
      @clamam 2 роки тому +3

      @@iamarne5719 that’s cool

    • @retro_r2837
      @retro_r2837 2 роки тому +3

      I think witches would know how to spell

    • @iamarne5719
      @iamarne5719 2 роки тому +4

      @@retro_r2837 if they speak english maybe, but english is not my birth language, so stop juding 🤣

  • @guyandaj3637
    @guyandaj3637 3 роки тому +3351

    Kid eats poison ivy
    Mom: how natural hes dying whos a good boi

    • @sarroumarbeu6810
      @sarroumarbeu6810 3 роки тому +103

      Awww he's going the natural way 🥰🥰🥰🥰

    • @ghost_animates7926
      @ghost_animates7926 3 роки тому +80

      Aww he’s on the floor crying naturally 😌😌✨✨

    • @snjh08
      @snjh08 3 роки тому +60

      Awwww he’s dead 🥰🥰🥰

    • @Sentient_Toblerone
      @Sentient_Toblerone 3 роки тому +41

      ✨Naturally✨

    • @project6435
      @project6435 3 роки тому +30

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
      N A T U R A L L Y

  • @crazymaniac1815
    @crazymaniac1815 5 років тому +481

    "Its called FreeRanged, and no no im not talking about eggs" 😂 When all u can think about is food 😂

  • @haylyngeiger8825
    @haylyngeiger8825 2 роки тому +5

    Lady: They're being interacting the plants
    Daz: Your kids are eating the plants love

  • @garycullen8534
    @garycullen8534 2 роки тому +4

    Daz:LINDA I DID IT
    Me:*Dies of laughter

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs 4 роки тому +865

    "It's a sterile substance, obviously, it's coming right out of the body,"
    Oh, cool, so I should disinfect a wound with my own shit then. Awesome.

    • @iamatoaster2693
      @iamatoaster2693 4 роки тому +3

      Rofl! Eewwwwwww

    • @kaileyy2991
      @kaileyy2991 4 роки тому +7

      *Yes*

    • @amydarling8635
      @amydarling8635 4 роки тому +18

      Thank you for brightening up my day . Funniest thing i have read in a long time

    • @inkheart151
      @inkheart151 4 роки тому +1

      In the meantime, if you drink and breastfeed your baby, you can cause serious damage to their growth

    • @blueblazegames3973
      @blueblazegames3973 4 роки тому +4

      @@inkheart151 what...
      Was that supposed to make sense?

  • @starlynn1579
    @starlynn1579 4 роки тому +4310

    THEIR KIDS ARE GONNA GROW UP AND HATE THEIR PARENTS FOR LETTING THIS GO ON UA-cam😭

    • @valerieighavbota9197
      @valerieighavbota9197 3 роки тому +265

      *If they grow up

    • @niyatirudra4218
      @niyatirudra4218 3 роки тому +95

      @@valerieighavbota9197 exactly lmao, people like them shouldn't be allowed to have children

    • @slowcosmic6176
      @slowcosmic6176 3 роки тому +8

      NR why not....they’re not doing anything wrong.

    • @slowcosmic6176
      @slowcosmic6176 3 роки тому +18

      Maybe, but people wont recognise them from the yt vid as they do age and change lol

    • @slowcosmic6176
      @slowcosmic6176 3 роки тому +5

      Unknown_Teen why wouldn’t they

  • @nameundecided171
    @nameundecided171 Рік тому +3

    I can understand the school bit, as someone who is still in school I find school really ruined my mental health and school has so much work and it's very stressful and knowing that even if you work hard sometimes you can fail school

  • @alisonmarie1326
    @alisonmarie1326 2 роки тому +9

    “Why 👏🏽 don’t 👏🏽 you 👏🏽 inoculate 👏🏽 your 👏🏽 kids 👏🏽?!”
    ICONIC

    • @chrissylouise3226
      @chrissylouise3226 20 днів тому

      Because 👏🏻 They 👏🏻 Get 👏🏻Injured 👏🏻

  • @samahissimplistic
    @samahissimplistic 5 років тому +449

    I bet there will be flying cars in 2019
    2019: Woman has a placenta briefcase

  • @skully3107
    @skully3107 5 років тому +1779

    Ive never seen daz rant so hard 😂

  • @stephaniepower8424
    @stephaniepower8424 6 місяців тому +2

    I follow my daughter around school with a can of air “get back u disease!!!!”

  • @hxnxylxmxns562
    @hxnxylxmxns562 2 роки тому +6

    Daz talking about spraying kids going near his daughter with air, because they might be sick:
    Little did he know that a year later the world WOULD ENDDDD

  • @cba6719
    @cba6719 5 років тому +454

    " *that's why aliens look at us and say I'm not landing there, they're insane* " DAZ 2019 😂😂😂

  • @kalsoombee6361
    @kalsoombee6361 Рік тому +3

    Daz: I follow my daughter around school with a can of air
    Me: Why not an air horn?

  • @CatLover-sf3uw
    @CatLover-sf3uw 2 роки тому +4

    Daz's laugh and smile is contagious in a good way

  • @critical2apps
    @critical2apps 5 років тому +896

    Ok so:
    - they all live in the same room
    - they have two children
    - the children dont go to school
    From that we can deduce that along with the anti vax and anti schooling, they gave their 5 year old (3 at the time) a very -interesting- sex education..

    • @minisabella9181
      @minisabella9181 5 років тому +15

      I Am Cheesus yayyyyyyyyyys that’s sooooo funny imagine that ur a genius 😂

    • @Kristine_202
      @Kristine_202 5 років тому +73

      Yes, I was thinking the same thing. They all live in the same room which means that "mommy and daddy time" occurs in front of the children. And I wouldn't be surprised if they had more. I'm sorry, but that's child abuse.

    • @drgjester7809
      @drgjester7809 5 років тому +53

      Dude want scares me is what happens when the kids become teens do they get to hop in on that action or get to watch it like its porn either way is terrifying

    • @minisabella9181
      @minisabella9181 5 років тому +5

      Ryancn 1 😂

    • @critical2apps
      @critical2apps 5 років тому +23

      Ryancn 1 fam i can vividly imagine the two parents staring DIRECTLY into their 15 year olds eyes while having their.. fun

  • @SconesWithJam
    @SconesWithJam 5 років тому +318

    “Is that a leaf?”
    “GET HIM A SUBWAY!”
    Mood

    • @annanasdeinum1565
      @annanasdeinum1565 5 років тому

      Lydia Key Our only subway in the city is closing...😔

    • @kiit2975
      @kiit2975 5 років тому +1

      @@annanasdeinum1565 omg that's sad

    • @water4204
      @water4204 5 років тому +1

      @@annanasdeinum1565 move. It's not worth it

  • @imweirdfiteme593
    @imweirdfiteme593 2 роки тому +4

    I like daz talking about stuff like this from a parents perspective since not alot of youtubers can do that

  • @aislinnbaldwin8155
    @aislinnbaldwin8155 2 роки тому +4

    DAZ: CAUSE THAT'S NORMAL!!
    ME: NOT EXPECTING HIM TO YELL 😳

  • @AlbatrossPictures
    @AlbatrossPictures 4 роки тому +6424

    “No school, No medicine, No rules” sounds an awful lot like our current situation.

    • @novakiara6150
      @novakiara6150 4 роки тому +92

      Whole lot of rules tho

    • @r.hutchy
      @r.hutchy 4 роки тому +146

      1 rule don't leave your fucking house

    • @suwiec3699
      @suwiec3699 4 роки тому +30

      I live in sweden and we have school and everyone lives normally lmfao everyones partying and hanging out with their friends

    • @armansingh1588
      @armansingh1588 4 роки тому +10

      This comment aged well like a week later

    • @user-ot3mv4cg6p
      @user-ot3mv4cg6p 4 роки тому +5

      There is rules and medicine

  • @mgameragirld5435
    @mgameragirld5435 4 роки тому +788

    "she's seasoning her placenta!"
    This is when Gordon Ramsey moved to the moon

  • @sophieangel6676
    @sophieangel6676 Рік тому +1

    I remember watching your videos when I was a kid, now I'm in college time really does fly! thank you for making my childhood amazing!

  • @katieburns7955
    @katieburns7955 2 роки тому +2

    “you can piss off im not in the mood for you today” 💀😂😂

  • @xeoney
    @xeoney 3 роки тому +7306

    All I can think about is how gay people in some places can't adopt, yet people like this can have children

    • @itsthatonechickagaincallth7843
      @itsthatonechickagaincallth7843 3 роки тому +199

      Big oof right there...

    • @FAWKKKKKKKKKK
      @FAWKKKKKKKKKK 3 роки тому +191

      This is messed up...damn

    • @finfadezz
      @finfadezz 3 роки тому +28

      That's because gay people are gay think about that GAY

    • @finfadezz
      @finfadezz 3 роки тому +14

      Ewwwwww ew dist using gay

    • @FAWKKKKKKKKKK
      @FAWKKKKKKKKKK 3 роки тому +339

      @@finfadezz Ar3e you homophobic or something? Gay people can adopt children but some people don't let them for no apparent reason

  • @NiaJustNia
    @NiaJustNia 5 років тому +197

    At least her unvaccinated kids aren't exposing other kids by going to school. One day one of their offspring will eat a poisonous plant. Once her son reaches 7 and loses the ability to breast feed off of her, is she going to release him into the woods or something? Does she even realise he physically can't breast feed indefinitely? Would she really let her baby die from a curable infection from cutting her feet on glass? I have so many questions.

    • @gingerblue1986
      @gingerblue1986 5 років тому

      NiaJustNia I’m dying of laughter rn from this comment 😂😂

    • @NiaJustNia
      @NiaJustNia 5 років тому +19

      @@gingerblue1986 "This is my free range son, the gangrene took his legs, but he's happy when you look past the measles and whooping cough. We'll have to move house soon though because he keeps eating the lawn."

    • @HellBrat
      @HellBrat 5 років тому

      Lmao

    • @sheilapotter514
      @sheilapotter514 5 років тому +1

      We talked about this a school surprisingly

    • @catherinem6058
      @catherinem6058 5 років тому +1

      Not to mention the parasites that are possible to receive from walking barefoot, especially being that it’s a baby. They would be more susceptible and would have a much harder time fighting off whatever is wrong. And I highly doubt those parents would be willing to receive medical help for the baby

  • @lils7603
    @lils7603 Рік тому +16

    "JUST STICK A SYRINGE IN YA CHILD EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE AND INOCULIZE 'EM OK!" - Daz Black 2019

    • @chrissylouise3226
      @chrissylouise3226 20 днів тому

      And then when they end up with an injury, what next?

  • @hermioneblye0919
    @hermioneblye0919 3 місяці тому +2

    I have not been inoculated because I have sensory issues and can't stand the feeling of it, but if I ever even get a cough we get myself checked out before even sending me to school

  • @savagejones3854
    @savagejones3854 5 років тому +493

    * Reaches for chip in bag*
    * sees placenta on the screen*
    * put the mother freaking chip back in the bag*

    • @hasuwrld
      @hasuwrld 5 років тому +15

      I WAS LITERALLY EATING CHIPS WHEN THAT SHIT CAME UP AND I ALMOST FUCKING GAGGED

    • @aimeeallen856
      @aimeeallen856 5 років тому +3

      SaVaGe Jones ahahahahahah I was eating crisps too then gagged on them

    • @ixctu350
      @ixctu350 5 років тому +2

      I was eating noodles and I had to look away from the screen in disgust

    • @mirreelianavdv4346
      @mirreelianavdv4346 5 років тому +1

      I was drinking a soup, placenta came on and I lost my appetite ;-;

    • @robyn964
      @robyn964 5 років тому +1

      I was drinking tea

  • @imhere626
    @imhere626 5 років тому +833

    1:56 that isn't natural, if she was being natural she would've ate the placenta and the cord. You don't see a dog letting it's puppies go around with their placenta and cords. You don't see apes doing that! 😂

    • @dorcat2867
      @dorcat2867 5 років тому +27

      @Mr Penguin Yeah, it does seem weird but having the baby still attached to the placenta is even weirder

    • @imhere626
      @imhere626 5 років тому +8

      Mr Penguin yeah, you’re supposed to actually. It has a lot of minerals and such the woman needs, it even helps their hair go back to being thick.

    • @imhere626
      @imhere626 5 років тому +7

      Mr Penguin yeah, you’re supposed to actually. It has a lot of minerals and such the woman needs, it even helps their hair go back to being thick.

    • @AuzzieArtyst
      @AuzzieArtyst 5 років тому +28

      I have heard that the placenta has crazy nutritions and minerals for the woman after giving birth, still, fuck that

    • @Bunham2
      @Bunham2 5 років тому

      Mr Penguin lol

  • @Thorstendeal
    @Thorstendeal 11 місяців тому +1

    I'm a swimming teacher and work with all ages from 18 months up to my oldest current student is in their late 70s, it doesnt matter how old the student is, one of the very first things that we ask (before we even meet the person face to face) is if they are vaccinated and up to date, if they aren't then we cannot let that student anywhere near the poolside and we are required to have that hard line for insurance purposes. I don't know of any pool insurers in the UK that operates any diffrently.

  • @avahouck201
    @avahouck201 2 роки тому +2

    I love when daz rants best part of the hole video and he makes a valid point

  • @professionalidiot5117
    @professionalidiot5117 4 роки тому +5640

    You know, dark humour is like unvaccinated kids
    It never gets old

  • @user-hz8eo8zi6s
    @user-hz8eo8zi6s 5 років тому +691

    "SHE'S SEASONING HER PLACENTA!"

    • @luckyvampie
      @luckyvampie 5 років тому

      :D wat a placenta???

    • @tridentmc1958
      @tridentmc1958 5 років тому +1

      • CoCo • it’s a part that a woman technically “gives birth to” when they give birth. They can then eat their own placenta, disgustingly.

    • @curlypxincess9116
      @curlypxincess9116 5 років тому

      • CoCo • what the baby is in the womb

    • @luckyvampie
      @luckyvampie 5 років тому

      Tris Ellis thx..

    • @luckyvampie
      @luckyvampie 5 років тому

      Curly Pxincess thx..

  • @Max-ny1pm
    @Max-ny1pm 2 роки тому +7

    He's honestly one of my comfort youtubers.
    I wrote that during a panic attack... I used to have them often and I'd watch him. They stopped for a few months and they are back again.
    Sorry I needed to share it with someone....

    • @lolabelle1084
      @lolabelle1084 2 роки тому +1

      Hope your okay,, he’s my comfort you tuber as well x when I’m sad and especially a couple of years ago he was the best thing to life my mood :) he doesn’t know how loved and appreciated and how much he has done for people

    • @alexiious
      @alexiious 2 роки тому +1

      It's ok. Hopefully your ok and will go away. And have awesome day

    • @I-DEPRESSIONIST
      @I-DEPRESSIONIST 2 роки тому +1

      U ok bro

    • @Max-ny1pm
      @Max-ny1pm 2 роки тому

      @@I-DEPRESSIONIST Not really but I'll be allright

  • @AlreadyUnknown._.
    @AlreadyUnknown._. 11 місяців тому +2

    Personally, if daz was my father and followed me around
    Spraying people with cans of air, I would just laugh

  • @alismedia
    @alismedia 5 років тому +774

    Natural path to cancer is death....... Nahhhhhhh I fully died laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @somberingg
      @somberingg 5 років тому +7

      *sitting in the corner hoping you noticed u got a heart*

    • @nightcoremusic6010
      @nightcoremusic6010 5 років тому +1

      The Floating Samosa did you die because u had an anti vaxx. Mum XD jk

  • @Guardianangel-ii7tp
    @Guardianangel-ii7tp 3 роки тому +741

    Omg I will feel so bad when that girl gets her period❌❌❌

    • @ashlynnheller8400
      @ashlynnheller8400 3 роки тому +81

      Im hoping they at least use products. There are plenty more natural and sustainable options.

    • @ErenYeager-yi5dj
      @ErenYeager-yi5dj 3 роки тому +30

      @Merle Morgan BITCH IM DYING😭💀💀💀💀

    • @doodltoon9538
      @doodltoon9538 3 роки тому +33

      @Merle Morgan she probably seasons that too

    • @jr_5270
      @jr_5270 3 роки тому +32

      Mom: dont be scare honey just drink it

    • @ErenYeager-yi5dj
      @ErenYeager-yi5dj 3 роки тому +11

      @@jr_5270 NOOOO

  • @Lululoveswhite
    @Lululoveswhite Рік тому +2

    No school no medicine no rules and they forgot their kids will have no future 💀

  • @whitneythiher6021
    @whitneythiher6021 2 роки тому +2

    I hope that family survived the past year and a half. Who knows maybe they had a change of heart.

  • @angelj2158
    @angelj2158 3 роки тому +13419

    This is how corona started, ladies And gentlemen

    • @slowcosmic6176
      @slowcosmic6176 3 роки тому +165

      Not really. They aren’t spreading germs or anything bad. I know its a joke but i just wanted to say

    • @tachanka5736
      @tachanka5736 3 роки тому +62

      And ends the same way

    • @gulena3528
      @gulena3528 3 роки тому +195

      Slowtunes how are they not spreading germs they carried a child around with a placenta for months 😭

    • @candyxbear_playz8926
      @candyxbear_playz8926 3 роки тому +36

      😂😂 that made me laugh 😆

    • @bailey_mcl8360
      @bailey_mcl8360 3 роки тому +13

      Haaaa hAa

  • @kaibaldwin1759
    @kaibaldwin1759 4 роки тому +2874

    God: *sends vaccines and modern medicine to answer prayers*
    Anti-vaxxers: "We're not going to use that, we're gonna ask god for the answers"
    God: "am i a joke to you?"

    • @lokimulder9295
      @lokimulder9295 4 роки тому +11

      kai baldwin lmaoooooooo

    • @peanutgallery5427
      @peanutgallery5427 4 роки тому +27

      I sware people like the wilde anti vax mums are driving this religion into the ground

    • @waynefodor3762
      @waynefodor3762 4 роки тому +49

      Me: gets cancer
      Anti vaxxers: follow God's plan
      Me: ummmm God gave us free will and he wants us to choose life so..... screw it I'm getting cemo

    • @caniget500subswithzerocont8
      @caniget500subswithzerocont8 4 роки тому +9

      The MMR vaccine made my little bro sick...he was a perfectly healthy child..then he ended up dying 8 times on the table..
      ..he was 3...now he is 22...he can't talk, he still wears diapers. He has the mental capacity of a 2 year old...some people have a reason to fear vaccinations...I know it's that 1 in bajillion chance...but my brother was that one. I basically just choose not to have kids...I fear the same thing would happen to my children...I couldn't live with that. My brother will never have what we consider a "normal" life. He will always need care.....and he probably won't live past 30, atleast some say. All I'm saying, don't jump down people's throats about their decisions..take the time to find out why...maybe they are only worried and a normal conversation can help them make the right decision...but they might have a bigger reason.

    • @brightiris
      @brightiris 4 роки тому +21

      @@caniget500subswithzerocont8 Not a reason to stop getting necessary vaccines.

  • @skizecraft
    @skizecraft Рік тому +3

    so she just admitted that if her kids got cancer she would NOT get them treatment????? child services need called on this family

  • @Trey_816
    @Trey_816 2 роки тому +2

    Any time Daz bulls out the can of air, I think of, "Forget the pizza joke, I ran out of air. LINDA!! AIR!! NOW!!"

  • @21phandomsatthedisco29
    @21phandomsatthedisco29 5 років тому +853

    Everyone:
    This mom: I decorate my placenta

    • @DaisesTmrw
      @DaisesTmrw 5 років тому +14

      21 phandoms! At the disco
      That mom: *Its raw! I don’t want a raw- non seasoned placenta! We gotta decorate this thing!*

  • @grapetapwater6764
    @grapetapwater6764 5 років тому +441

    "SHES SEASONING HER PLACENTA!!"
    -daz 2019

  • @ameliagodding2006
    @ameliagodding2006 2 роки тому +4

    *Daz makes a joke *
    Me *dies*

  • @kristengrove6990
    @kristengrove6990 2 роки тому +1

    I love daz he always makes me burst out laughin

  • @kendall7566
    @kendall7566 3 роки тому +2676

    daz: “free range parenting”
    me: THEIR RAISING CHICKENS 😮

    • @sarroumarbeu6810
      @sarroumarbeu6810 3 роки тому +14

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @milliebrooke4075
      @milliebrooke4075 3 роки тому +7

      @trixterii _ you ok?

    • @rhys6530
      @rhys6530 3 роки тому +6

      @trixterii _ Is there a hidden letter or something?

    • @allmight5254
      @allmight5254 3 роки тому +5

      @@rhys6530 no. I think there’s something wrong with em-

    • @miapignataro9286
      @miapignataro9286 3 роки тому +3

      @trixterii _ who has the time to do that?

  • @xyrphotic
    @xyrphotic 4 роки тому +1255

    “it’s a sterile substance, it’s comes out of the body at the right temperature with all the living enzymes.”
    *ma’am i don’t think you know what sterile means*

    • @mwiese2593
      @mwiese2593 4 роки тому +54

      Actually, putting breast milk in a baby's infected eye is a real thing. But this lady takes it a bit too far.
      She takes pretty much everything a bit too far.

    • @xyrphotic
      @xyrphotic 4 роки тому +42

      Maryke Wiese yes i’ve heard of that, it’s just that the definition of sterile means that there’s no living organisms in the substance, hence why urine is sterile. i’m all down for breastfeeding but this woman is wild.

    • @00SilverWing
      @00SilverWing 4 роки тому +7

      I was thinking that too if it's sterile then how is it getting rid of the bacteria in the infection? Intelligence level: wow.

    • @FridaJo_
      @FridaJo_ 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr

    • @FridaJo_
      @FridaJo_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@mwiese2593 my dude you are right.

  • @ally-kv8fm
    @ally-kv8fm 2 роки тому

    I always come back to this daz video and I’m never disappointed

  • @Elliottecorpse
    @Elliottecorpse Рік тому +1

    The fact you said “get him a subway!” As Im eating subway😭🤚

    • @mox_nov
      @mox_nov 6 місяців тому

      They were my old neighbours and we lived really near a subway😭👌

  • @whatislife9845
    @whatislife9845 5 років тому +600

    Make
    ' low disk space' Hoodies please 😂

    • @Caskon
      @Caskon 5 років тому +2

      Yessssss

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +9

      That already exists.

    • @52blue7
      @52blue7 5 років тому +3

      - Vkook Animations -
      Yesssssssss we need it *nOw* dAz

    • @emysayer4796
      @emysayer4796 5 років тому +2

      He has t shirts

    • @karenjason6034
      @karenjason6034 5 років тому +1

      They already exist

  • @angelinamuller5737
    @angelinamuller5737 5 років тому +675

    I love how daz is screaming and getting agressive and in between, commercial for headspace. Just perfect

    • @keavyballantyne1227
      @keavyballantyne1227 5 років тому

      I had that calm advert

    • @littleangel2238
      @littleangel2238 5 років тому

      I had no adverts 😂😂

    • @desperateforattention9640
      @desperateforattention9640 5 років тому

      Maybe UA-cam's nice. They might of thought, "That's very shouty, maybe let's show them, if they get shouty, how to calm down!"

    • @saltyyyboi8322
      @saltyyyboi8322 5 років тому +2

      Angelina Müller I’m your 666 like ❤️😍😂

  • @alisonmarie1326
    @alisonmarie1326 2 роки тому +1

    “GeT 💨 aWaY 💨”
    YASSSS! I NEED TO GET A CAN OF AIR RN!!

  • @astro388
    @astro388 Рік тому +1

    One thing i do agree with in this video is not sending them to school. As an autistic person who was unable to learn in that environment, and after meeting so many kids who are thriving outside of mainstream education I completely agree with homeschooling. That being said, i have a little cousin who loves school and i would never want him to miss out on that opportunity. Each child is different and should be parented accordingly. But when it comes to health issues and keeping them safe I do believe there are things you should be doing purely just to keep your kids safe, (Wearing shoes, keeping clean, medical checkups and services, etc)

  • @mollybufton9592
    @mollybufton9592 4 роки тому +535

    Child: *appendix burts*
    Mother: "Let's deal with it the NaTUrAL way"

    • @electronoob7428
      @electronoob7428 4 роки тому +30

      Whip out the essential oils

    • @banooca94
      @banooca94 4 роки тому +22

      Whip out some magic crystals

    • @amandataylor8067
      @amandataylor8067 4 роки тому +6

      And when they deal with it the natural way the child ends up dead and hopefully then the parents are arrested the parents need to be in a mental institution

    • @tomebers8683
      @tomebers8683 4 роки тому +3

      Get some leaves that will stop the bleeding.

    • @sa-rang4720
      @sa-rang4720 4 роки тому

      Morgan Rose😭😭😭😂😂😂💀💀💀 i’m wheezing

  • @galaxylatte1144
    @galaxylatte1144 4 роки тому +912

    Kids: *exist*
    Rusty Nail: *imma bout to end this guys whole career*

    • @FridaJo_
      @FridaJo_ 4 роки тому +3

      That's funny mate

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @thelandyouseek
      @thelandyouseek 4 роки тому

      It’s man’s not guys reeeee that’s so triggering

    • @blueblazegames3973
      @blueblazegames3973 4 роки тому +1

      @@thelandyouseek dude...
      Guy and man...
      They both mean the same bloody thing!!! Wtf is wrong with your english.... no offense... But did you fail vocabulary?

    • @blueblazegames3973
      @blueblazegames3973 4 роки тому +1

      And it is funny.
      : )

  • @bemok6379
    @bemok6379 2 роки тому +1

    ‘’She’s seasoning her placenta’’ makes me laugh every time 🤣🤣

  • @brookemychelle
    @brookemychelle 2 роки тому +2

    “Your kids eating the bush, luv.” 😭😂

  • @may-fk7nu
    @may-fk7nu 5 років тому +229

    Daz: *"THE BABY HAS IT'S OWN PLACENTA BRIEFCASE"* 😂😂

  • @ashes8596
    @ashes8596 5 років тому +611

    I felt like in the past daz's daughter was just like "dad, you have been screaming at someone named Linda, who is that and why are yelling orders?"
    And daz was just like "it's for UA-cam sweetie."

  • @Trey_816
    @Trey_816 2 роки тому +1

    I patiently await the classic "LINDA!!"

  • @aarrowdustt
    @aarrowdustt Рік тому +3

    Btw not all religious people think that it’s Gods plan to give the person a problem or sickness, just some people. Which is very concerning.

  • @missmia3550
    @missmia3550 3 роки тому +851

    "She's seasoning her placenta!"
    Gordon Ramsey: *U wot m8*

    • @woods912
      @woods912 3 роки тому +3

      Lmfao

    • @raqz4437
      @raqz4437 3 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @tin6962
      @tin6962 3 роки тому +1

      People actually do that though it’s not as bad as some of this stuff

    • @aysel4419
      @aysel4419 3 роки тому +1

      @@tin6962 what? 😭...

    • @memesteroverlord8933
      @memesteroverlord8933 3 роки тому +2

      ITS FUCKING RAW

  • @pastelprincess5146
    @pastelprincess5146 5 років тому +451

    “Your placenta with salt” I’M DYING 😂

  • @helenedahlsveen93
    @helenedahlsveen93 2 роки тому +2

    I love how he speaks from a parent’s pov

  • @endofdaze7729
    @endofdaze7729 2 роки тому +1

    I had to Google what inoculate meant, Daz spitting FACTS!

  • @MellowKat
    @MellowKat 5 років тому +383

    You can see he’s a passionate father 😂❤️

  • @ladymidnight022
    @ladymidnight022 5 років тому +412

    Daz and his can of air omg I’m WHEEZING 😂😂😂

  • @annilla_Bean
    @annilla_Bean 2 роки тому +2

    The kid thinks it's a giraffe 🤣🤣

  • @sapphireivory1789
    @sapphireivory1789 2 роки тому

    Good man Daz!! couldn't agree more!

  • @amberdear8853
    @amberdear8853 5 років тому +253

    MY ALEXA HEARD THAT AND RESPONDED, “sorry, I do not know that”😂😂