Daz Watches Couples Who Are Goals
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- Опубліковано 27 лют 2019
- These couples are apparently goals lol
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*a true relationship goal is when ur 80 and ur still with the person u love*
*It actually is*
that doesnt happen anymore..........oh yea and love isnt real....sorry to break it to ya kid....lmfao
Like my grandparents? That's pretty neat 👌
@@6luealreadydead It does, But it happens rare
@@6luealreadydead edgy ass weirdo
*male kissing her neck in the car*
Daz,”HE’S ONLY WITH YOU BECAUSE YOUR CAR!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Iiiiiiii😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Levi Ackerman *c a p t a i n L e v i*
It’s dah truth I’ve seen some butt ugly men who have these gorgeous women kissin up on them hooking up for the car and free rides come on now
Something I'd say to my friend and be wrong but when that say it to me I don't listen but the I realize that my friends are right.
daz: “i want one of those cool handshakes”
daz: *proceeds to name bopit moves*
I’m dying
I- 😂😂😂😂😂
legit what i was thinking
If you can't get the handshake, get the toy
i actually want a cool one too-
Time
Daz doesn't need netflix cause he entertains himself with his jokes
" 'Cause he's been in 29 Palms... THAT'S A LOT OF HAND JOBS! "
*laughs hysterically because daz's laugh is the best thing ever*
Daz needs his own Netflix Original! LINDA, GET DAZ HIS OWN NETFLIX ORIGINAL PLEASE!
😂😂😂😂
This needs to be in the best jokes compilation 😂
@@sailor7358 He needs his own Netflix Original for stand up comedy.
That’s the best joke out of the whole video
When he said that I laughed so hard my mom told me to shut up 😂
Where can I buy myself a Linda, I looked on amazon and they didn’t have them
Try the dollar store 😂
LINDA. TELL ME WHERE TO BUY YOU ON AMAZON
I tried ebay and no sign
Asked Siri still no sign
Maybe EBay?
The sNoRt released when I got his 29 palms joke made me look like a lunatic but it was worth it
😂😂 frrr
"LINDA! I MADE A JOKE!" 🤣👌
Armyyyy
My dad was drunk, on his birthday, and dressed as ric flair or whatever when he proposed to me step mom. Plus all he did was slip the ring on her finger but he missed the finger the first time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol 😂
Love it 😂😂😂
This is a really messed up *joke*
I wonder what would have happened that night if he weren't drunk.
Like i said, it's a *joke*
That's got to be the most adorable, hilarious and memorable proposal ever lmao
@@1sg.Airhead what?
"Markiplier so happy" THAT SHIT HED ME DEADDD😂😂😂
Daz: *"IS HE A TEACHER?!"*
Daz: *"He's whispering in her ear 'tHiS tHe SeMi-FiNaLs'"*
it's "this is the semi finals"
mood
@@pichat1 fixed it 😂😂
Daz: I want a hand shake
Me and my friends that love anime: 🤛🏻🤜🏻🤞🏻✊🏻🤟🏻🤘🏻👌🏻👆🏻👇🏻👍🏻☝🏻👊🏻☝🏻🤞🏻👆🏻👉🏻🤟🏻🤛🏻👇🏻👊🏻👆🏻🤜🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻👉🏻👆🏻👊🏻👆🏻👊🏻👇🏻👇🏻👆🏻👎🏻👆🏻👍🏻👆🏻👍🏻👆🏻🤘🏻👎🏻🤘🏻🤞🏻👆🏻👇🏻👇🏻🤛🏻👇🏻🤛🏻👆🏻👋🏻🤚🏻🖖🏻👊🏻👋🏻👊🏻☝🏻🤜🏻👇🏻👆🏻👌🏻🤜🏻👇🏻🤞🏻✋🏻👇🏻👆🏻👆🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤜🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻👆🏻🤛🏻👆🏻🤛🏻👆🏻🤛🏻👆🏻🤜🏻👎🏻☝🏻🖖🏻☝🏻🤛🏻☝🏻☝🏻👆🏻👎🏻👉🏻🤘🏻🤞🏻👇🏻👇🏻👍🏻🤜🏻☝🏻🤛🏻👇🏻🤜🏻👆🏻👎🏻👎🏻👇🏻👍🏻☝🏻👍🏻☝🏻👇🏻👆🏻👎🏻👆🏻👍🏻👇🏻🤜🏻👇🏻🤜🏻☝🏻☝🏻👍🏻👇🏻👆🏻🤘🏻🤜🏻👇🏻
Naruto humor: 100
I did the whole thing
Demon Abbanett *he’s to dangerous to be kept alive*
Lol same
LMAO hahahaha
10:28
Her: *jumps on him, man doesn’t fall over*
Me: *jumps on him, man falls back and ruptures his spine... cracks his head open and needs serious medical attention*
Wow
At least you can crack him up
@@mashedpotatoes8987 this actually made me laugh so hard
@@phasephase6336 apart from the brutality of it
@@mashedpotatoes8987 true true but I meant ur joke tho
Girlfriend says no to getting married
*COUPLE GOALS*
Girl crying because boyfriend left her
*COUPLE GOALS*
Wife Divorces Husband
*COUPLE GOALS*
well maybe it was for the best for them 😅
therefore couple goals
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scarlet juju no u
"That's a lot of hand jobs" lmao🤣😂
Lmao I died when he said that
Taco freak ! yo i fucking lost it 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Lol
😂
A real relationship is not recording it and posting. It’s sitting back and enjoying the moment with each other rather than the other people on social media-
Me:Not laugh the whole video
Daz: 29 palms!! That’s a lot of hand jobs!
Me: *dies of laughter* 🤣
same
i replayed it like 10 times and it’s still funny
Yup
“The balloon says she ‘s pregnant, it doesn’t say spear me daddy”
OMG I CANT 😂
😂😂😂daz is one of a kind
Y e s
How do you think she got pregnant...!?
@@bensonmade8761 WOW😭😂😂😂
I read this comment at the exact time he said it 😂
Daz: I never went to my prom I think a new game came out
Me: Daz is my spirit animal
I laughed so hard at that 😂😂
Glonk is my spirit animal
Agreed
Yessssss
@@ace_baker5173 yassss hun high five
Daz: That's why I've never been married.
Me: (?_?)
I was looking for this comment.. he was legit married for the first part of his career.. does he not remember that🤣🤣
@@samburwell8612 He was never married though
@@MiiChanx he was married to his wife that he had sarah with.. he legit made a video on his divorce
@@samburwell8612 yep he forgot
“He’s been in 29 plams”
“That’s a lot of had jobs”
*Brilliant*
I’ve never laughed so hard😭
No one:
Like literally no one:
Daz's computer: LoW DiSk SpAcE
omfggg
angelwin LINNNDDAAAAAAA
*Not Even Jin's Dad Jokes?*
I was just sayin.. I really fuckin want someone to make a compilation of Daz's reactions to that low disk space notification 😂😂😂 #gold
No one
Absolutely no one gives a fuck
*the only thing daz got for Valentine’s Day from Linda was low disk space*
4:50 at least there not burning down forests
5:07 Is this man proposing in a Dunkin' Donuts?
Yeah lmao
Most of these relationships where they kiss or make out looks kinda fake.
Edit: 832 likes... I literally just woke up.
If you have to work that hard to prove you're happy to the rest of the world, you probably aren't happy.
It’s cringe when 12-14 year olds make out or kiss
@@jerry-ft3gh Mhm, it's just overall stupidity when they're like "you two should kiss" And they just ship random people for laughs.
Ducky Ducky your picture is lil peeps picture 😢
Facts
Daz: “Spear me daddy”
Me: *chokes on water*
oof!
I love your profile picture 🥰
Literally read that as he said it
My future partner: I'm going to get my girlfriend the most beautiful ring in the world!
Me: You could just buy me mcnuggets and I'd say yes.
Honestly girl same if my gf got me nuggies I'd marry her in the spot (she Also insists on proposing instead of me proposing)
My parents did a gender reveal in a cauldron but that was because the theme was Harry Potter
so was the baby a muggle or no??
@@annalockley95 don’t know yet. He just turned 1 yesterday
@@lonerwolf1723 aww bless. I wish your family the best though. Update us if you figure it out tho haha
@@annalockley95 thank you and I will lol
"Never went to my prom..think a new game released or smt"
Daz same x'D
*No* *relationships* *are* *goals* . *Only* *Linda* *and* *her* *tea*
facts
Yasssss
Lol!
I'm so confused isn't he dating em
Exactly. Linda is MINE
Daz: 10 year olds LOVE to SHIP!
Me 3 years ago: SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me now: SHIP SHIP SHIP SH- DAZ, DONT CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT!?
Same......
Daz: “stop shipping people!”
Everyone else: “Daz x Linda-“
nobody ships that what
I FOUND A WATTPAD OF THAT I READ IT TO MY MATES ON FACETIME WE WERE WHEEZING
@@sageinlove oml I need to read this
“I haven’t seen my boyfriend in 5 months because he’s been in 29 palms”
“That’s a lot of hand jobs” PMSLLLLL IM LMAOOO
That gender reveal one would be one of those, "smile, we'll talk about this later" situations.
It honestly made me kinda sad, that's a BABY not everyone is able to have biological children. ungrateful twit.
@@Bear_the_shepherd I agree completely and the sex of the baby is decided by the man it's all down to if the sperm has an X or Y chromosome so he's getting upset at himself he needs to just be grateful for his kids and not be such a sour-faced sod imagine how that baby would feel if she ever saw her gender reveal video that would make her feel like she wasn't wanted because she's not the right sex.
I hope the parents found out separately and they already knew and were just telling the kids and that’s why he was low energy 🤷🏼♀️
@@Bear_the_shepherd maybe he didn't want more kids and she completely ignored it? This man looks to me like he would react the same if it were a boy. Parenting ain't easy and expecting a child is a hell ride of a Rollercoaster. Many women loose their child or the born child does early. Sooo... It's pretty odd that he's pissed af and she's like 'wait, Imma film this with my kids and wait for his reaction'.
@@isabellebitmyrs4947 She can't ignore him not wanting any more kids. He has to be apart of making them too. If it was unplanned and she's decided to keep it then it's her choice to do that. Judging by his reaction, he probably wanted another so he could have a boy. But should have been prepared for another girl too. His genes decide gender
If my man doesn't laugh like daz, doesn't laugh as often as daz, and isn't as sweet as daz, I DON'T WANT HIM! like did ya see that little bit there at the end where dad was being so sweet and was giving good relationship advice?! he's literally so sweet and funny! AND NO, I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON DADDY DAZ OK CHILL.
“Is this a cutest couple complication? Or a girl making out with llamas at the zoo”
Me: well-
😂😂
“10 year olds love to ship.”
You didn’t hear it from me. Daz speaks the truth.
If you ship real people, then like, that’s a human person with feelings.
But you can ship fictional characters all you want :>
@@peppabig4035 yeah. Some people on UA-cam are fine with you shipping them but its still weird to do since their real people.
Me, a 16yo: omg… are they talking.. *hits friend* look look look shipppppp
I lost it when he said "markiplier is having a baby"😂😂
Hahaha
I will be soooo happy if he does tbh thoooo
I thought it was markiplier, tho😂
My two guy friends: I am straight. Me: gay-
6:25 I am DEADDD!!
‘Jesus! The balloon says she’s pregnant, it doesn’t say spear me daddy’
I’m crying with laughter😂
SunshineTraveller ‘ I read this as soon as he said it😂
I ship Daz and low disk space. They’ve been together so long 😩
*Daz's wife leaves the chat*
@@xxxtentaclesayy982 he hasn't got a wife
Linda snuck onto his PC and downloaded things...
No what about his wife
Lucy Welch he does......
“ten year olds love to SHIP”
me being 16: DRARRY
you don’t need to call me out like that 🤣
4:15 that guy looks so nervous, her dad is probz stood out of the vid with a double barrel
*girls making out with llamas at the zoo*
im the only comment yayy
@@phyllisfosterpa no fuck off
"Welcome back to Daz GAMES and another Daz watches" anyone else say it with him?
YESS I ALWAYS DO THAT
Sj B I lip sync it lol
Always then my kids look at me and know it's time to not talk to me lol
YES
Sj B always lmao
Daz: 10 year olds love to ship
Me (a teenager): *hold my tea*
1:08 “girls making out withs llamas 😂🤣
Let’s be real here, the cutest couple is Daz and Low disk space 🤷🏻♀️😂❤️
and her name is linda ha he
I was wondering who would comment this
Llllliterally in class the teachers computers made th low disc space noise and in my head i was like LINDA
not so sure about that since Daz just verbally abuses Low Disk Space. 😶😲
I disagree, I think it’s Daz and Linda😂😂😂😂❣️
Ugh even watching this makes me realise I’m so single
Specky Girl mhm my bf broke up with me and then sent me a heart emoji i got exited and then he said wait that was for myvmum fml
Same tho
You will find one some day XD
Same
William Wheway16 Thank you, that’s sweet, I hope so lol
Daz: 10 year olds love to ship!
Me: Daz I'm 13-
I said the same thing-
6:28 is the best lol
Daz: that’s a lot of hand jobs
Me: DEAD!!!
Daz and low disk space are relationship goals💫💫
LMFAO IKR
YASSS
Your laugh cracks me up 😂
And ur picture makes me cringe
genkakkuuu But we ain’t in the 70s anymore so...
The guy at 9:25 is in his head just like " God damn it not another one. I'm gonna be so broke God damn."
your energy is so good to me you don't even know.Thank you for everything✨
Ur right Daz 😂 ten year olds do ship a bunch 🤣
He's W R O N G. I'm 15 and I still ship people lmao
I ship a lot of Boku no Hero Academia characters at the moment .p.
Kewl xD
Morbid Bitch he’s not saying that just ten year olds ship. Smh 🤦🏻♀️
@@kys165 Isa joke, I'm 15 and I know that
... good to know
"Haven't seen my boyfriend in 5 months because he's been in 29 palms.......Thats a lot of hand jobs" That killed me 😂
7:41 HE'S IN LOVE
Daz: "Don't cry, don't cry"
Me already crying because i've only met my boyfriend once, I havent seen him in 5 months because he lives 2 hours away and we have been together for over 7 months: "Oh yea don't cry"'
Are you 12 that you can't take the bike alone if it's only 2 hours 😂😂
@@Skaffa_Duck I Know right some people live 4-20 hours away
@@sybilsscultt1372 and even they still go
If you've only seen each other once, yet you say that you have been together for 7 months, that ain't a real relationship.
Especially if neither of you are willing to travel for only 2 hours to see the each other.
Moto moto likes you
Ruby Clinton I like em big I like em chunky 😹😹😹
Ruby Clinton i like them big i like dem chunkey!!
@@miarose7370 *chunky*
I like em *big* I like em *chunkY*
I remember when that movie came out in '08 lmao
Dont buy me flowers, buy me
*_c h o c o l a t e_*
but baby, why u gotta be so
*_t h i c c_*
Quirky
Buy me
*F O O D*
Man, fuck chocolate, flan is the shit
I don't like either😭😂
Notice how when he’s acting out that last couple the man who’s supposed to be him looks up to talk to the girl and the girl looks down😂😂
You gotta admit the handshake and the soooky basket were adorable
Who's also getting used to the Low Disk Space sound when watching Daz?
A Depressed Fuck
Yeah
That sound is a notification that tells us a low disk space joke is most probably incoming
I still laugh is that sad
Yep I don’t really realise them anymore 😂
The day that the sound goes away is the day that the fan base will go nuts
*"it's a lot of hand jobs"* I dieddddd
Farah Samir saammee 😆😆😆
“Haven’t seen my boyfriend in 5 months because he’s been in 29 palms.”
Daz: “That’s a lot of hand jobs”
😂😂
Daz a true gamer. Doesn’t go to his prom for a new game. I respect him
LINDA! I MADE A JOKE! had me laughing for 20 minutes straight
“I made you a spooky basket” I THINK I JUST DIED😂😂😂
Fello limelight tho 😂
Hello fellow limelight 🍋💡
@Seokjin Kim Worldwide handsome
Lol
Daz and Low Disk Space are the only true relationship goals
So many ghost hunters. 9:53, I laughed hard because the way he said “Daddy’s always happy”.
That's a lot of hand jobs
Aww markipliers so happy
These killed me lol
the pain will never end
*low disc space*
Oh I see what you did there and I hate you with every bone in me. I sat ten minutes. Trying to read the rest
Daz:slap it,pop it, link etc me:*thinks of the old bop it game* BOP IT TO START!
This video cracked me up so much 😂😂😂 thank you Daz for making videos and making my day ❤️
*hes been in 29 palms*
*...*
*must have been a lot of hand jobs*
*pppfffffttt*
Choke the chicken
I mean it’s a USMC base, the hand job count must be well over a million
I died when he said that 🤣🤣😂😂
It’s not soccer, it’s football! ⚽️ 😂
Ikr
I know. I thought he was British.
It's not football its futbol right?
Soccer is american
I'm still confused why he said soccer like lmao what- I thought he's british
you've helped me so much with my life, I just had a huge mental breakdown and couldn't feel any emotion for a little while but then I came to youtube and started to watch you and im happy I can laugh and not be sad, thank you ily Daz.
I hope your ok or at least getting better!! Hang in there things get better ❤️❤️❤️😊
5:26 awww Daz saying how he could never propose and now he's engaged makes this moment rather sweet.
Daz and "Low Disk Space" are relationship goals!
How? Whenever "Low Disk Space" comes to greet Daz he just verbally abuses her. I say it's a toxic relationship
Coco The Conure I ship “Low Disk Space” and “LINDA”
i ship em!
@@Neha-ue3uk "Low Disk Space" likes it that's why it keeps greeting Daz
Coco The Conure you copied the person before you
4 o'clock in the morning is the best time to watch Daz
tristan fahey Except here in Britain its 5:39😂
But it's not 4 o clock .......
Here i'ts 18:50 😂
Have you guys ever heard about timezones?
50minutes ago was 18:50
His laugh is gorgeos, i love it, it makes me wanna laugh
idk why but even when im sad as shit daz cheer's me up thank you daz
8:06 someone buy the man a bopit😂
Daz +low disk space =couple goals 😂
They're so cute together
Yeeeeeeessss, course they are kekeke
YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS BTS i like namjoon two
@@Ichor.. course I'm an amryyyy I love yoongi
I’ve found my place in these comments.
2:33 - 2:42 IM CRYING!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😂😆😆😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😄😄😄😄😄😄
Daz....MY FAVORITE UA-camR!!!!!❤️❤️❤️
“HOW’S IT GOING DAZZLERS!” I had my headphones on full volume. ThANk u DaZ
Mockingjay Unicorn iM SoRrY OkAy
rip
Daz and Linda are a good couple
The ship name is Dinda
FIGHT ME
LinDAZ
Why not laz
Or dalinda
@@cosplayhq3267 I like Dalinda lol
Dada , cus hes already our dad
that 29 palms joke had me laughing in my pillow
Just came back from a super stressful day, came back to this video to calm down cause theres nothing like some good ol' Daz!
“Cause he’s been in 29 palms”
Daz: ...that’s a lot of hand jobs
Me: *dies of laughter*
😂😂😂😂😂
6:25
I chocked on my pasta. Thanks, Daz!
That’s the funniest thing he has ever said
Planeguy A380 I laughed so hard I missed click on the dis like the quick be like shoot I meant to like
I got a sandwich ad
I laughed so much watching this video 😂😂 love you daz thanks for making such amazing content 😁
8:20 she is spookier than the bucket 😂😂
“Scooby Doo and Don’t Breathe in the same basket? WH-“
Kit Kat commercial plays ......🙃
THAT HAPPENED TO ME. I WAS SO DEPRESSED IT CUT HIS SHOUT IN HALF
“I’m not talking about soccer goals......”
dOnT yOu MeAn FoOtBaLl....... 😂😂👌
In soccer you don't touch the ball, in football you mostly carry it, at least that's how it is in Australia where I am, like im as Aussie as it gets but it does make sense that's some people call soccer football 🤗😘
@@bethanyflarrety4656 yeah but you dont carry it with your foot. Footballl makes more sense because you are using your feet to hit the ball.
It's called soccer in Australia and football pretty much everywhere else. And american football is called gridiron in Australia and we refer to football as the australian football league. (AFL)
@@frozenboar6409 but still, isn't it also called Aussie rules? Or is Aussie Rules another game?
@@Adenon.W Yes it can also be called aussie rules
yo Daz you can read your mind is racing at all of these couples lmao the one on the court was funny as hell Keep up the great content man DAZZLER OUT
I love it when daz laughs at his own jokes, it’s so cute.