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  • @captainshyguy3175
    @captainshyguy3175 5 років тому +2720

    Not only is this stuff child abuse, but it's pedo fuel.
    It should be illegal

    • @tristandeastui5967
      @tristandeastui5967 5 років тому +26

      When u want to beat comensents into ur child literally fucking hell

    • @spiko-ou3bp
      @spiko-ou3bp 5 років тому +32

      @@tristandeastui5967 comensents oml

    • @christinastechl7855
      @christinastechl7855 5 років тому +22

      Tristan de astui please tell me “commonsents” was a joke

    • @AvianZone
      @AvianZone 3 роки тому +14

      @@tristandeastui5967 Do you mean “Common Sense.”

    • @DavidJr-ig5og
      @DavidJr-ig5og 3 роки тому +14

      Yes it crazy and sad to these toddlers

  • @fammybai8492
    @fammybai8492 5 років тому +2900

    " And in my spare time I suck helium"
    Damn🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @decay6516
      @decay6516 5 років тому +9

      Lmao right?! Shadeeee thrown

    • @blackcat738
      @blackcat738 5 років тому +6

      I guess you could say... You suck

    • @elizabethwallace115
      @elizabethwallace115 5 років тому +4

      Haha I do that every Friday. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chrispeacock4857
      @chrispeacock4857 4 роки тому +4

      **somebody legally changes name to helium**

    • @tylermarien2700
      @tylermarien2700 4 роки тому +2

      I don’t get what is so bad about it is good

  • @Yassified_Shoto_Todoroki_
    @Yassified_Shoto_Todoroki_ Рік тому +2116

    Every child deserves a parent but not every parent deserves a child

  • @camilajimenez-gn6sy
    @camilajimenez-gn6sy 2 місяці тому +1219

    whos here in 2024🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️

  • @mariad4246
    @mariad4246 5 років тому +7261

    "Do you just throw the fetus on stage and watch it wobble?" 😂😂😂

  • @leahwilliams8183
    @leahwilliams8183 5 років тому +4469

    “Throw the fetus on the stage and watch it wobble” literally died 😂😂

    • @kl4880
      @kl4880 5 років тому +16

      @@user-ry9pd3hg7u omfg 💀💀

    • @broskiio8674
      @broskiio8674 5 років тому +13

      @@user-ry9pd3hg7u r/woooosh

    • @J_Granted
      @J_Granted 5 років тому +14

      @@user-ry9pd3hg7u Please delete your account

    • @FoxyBoxery
      @FoxyBoxery 5 років тому +5

      @@broskiio8674
      R/woooosh

    • @socksearcher9934
      @socksearcher9934 5 років тому +14

      Emory Jesus Christ it’s a JOKE. are you..like. DELUDED

  • @itzaspen9249
    @itzaspen9249 Рік тому +756

    As a child who grew up doing pageants I will never put my kid through that. I’m 16 now and have an eating disorder and fear what people think of me. It’s truly toxic

    • @Yes_im.a-lordpeacock
      @Yes_im.a-lordpeacock 9 місяців тому +28

      Eating disorder? R u OK?

    • @Millealaska888
      @Millealaska888 9 місяців тому +12

      ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @itzaspen9249
      @itzaspen9249 9 місяців тому +40

      @@Yes_im.a-lordpeacock I’m doing better thank you sm

    • @gacha_zero
      @gacha_zero 8 місяців тому +20

      I'm very sorry that happened eating disorders are horrible I have one but you will get through this!! 💜

    • @urnangei
      @urnangei 8 місяців тому +9

      That's awful! Are you doing ok? I'm so sorry you had to go that!!

  • @jasonlechner947
    @jasonlechner947 Рік тому +383

    I'm glad she didn't end up like that one poor teen who took her own life at 16. Bristol is a mother now and is moved away from her family. I'm happy she's ok!

    • @vange13113
      @vange13113 9 місяців тому +22

      That’s great news! Where did you find out? 😊

    • @jasonlechner947
      @jasonlechner947 9 місяців тому +15

      @@vange13113 I was looking online to see how she was

    • @vange13113
      @vange13113 9 місяців тому

      @@jasonlechner947 Is there an article or anything about it? I tried looking her up on google but not much came up aside from the videos. Not doubting your comment at all, I just really want to find out more because it’s great that she got herself out of that situation

    • @user-vs8eo9nm7w
      @user-vs8eo9nm7w 7 місяців тому +10

      thats so cool!! (ALSO TOMMYINNIT!!)

    • @Way2stinky50
      @Way2stinky50 5 місяців тому +5

      Mate she'd be 5/6 now 💀

  • @lexiharvey8630
    @lexiharvey8630 4 роки тому +2863

    "She's cranky, she's fussy"
    "OF COURSE SHE IS CAUSE SHE'S 2 AND SHE WANTS TO WATCH BOB THE BUILDER BUT SHE CAN'T CAUSE SHE HAS MAKEUP IN HER EYE!!" .... "are these women real?" 😂😂

    • @mstree9173
      @mstree9173 4 роки тому +8

      I don't think Bob the Builder is on air anymore

    • @magtism5738
      @magtism5738 4 роки тому +7

      Actually 18 months not 2 which is worst

    • @alesha2480
      @alesha2480 4 роки тому +3

      She isnt 2 shes 1

    • @lexiharvey8630
      @lexiharvey8630 4 роки тому +8

      @@alesha2480 I was only quoting what he said.

    • @hanna4922
      @hanna4922 4 роки тому +2

      Omg, I read this the same time he said it! Woooowww

  • @hithere7393
    @hithere7393 5 років тому +3037

    Jaelyn has blue eyes and brown hair-
    "And doesn't give seven shades of shit."

  • @Nangela2323
    @Nangela2323 2 місяці тому +85

    As a mother, not only does this disgust me, it also breaks my heart and I hope that poor baby is okay.

    • @madeleine5992
      @madeleine5992 10 днів тому +1

      I’m not a mother, I’m only 17 but it made me so sad when they were making her cry 😢. The least they could do was give her a hug and a kiss but they didn’t even do that

  • @julietteferrars3097
    @julietteferrars3097 Рік тому +270

    If the parents are like this in front of cameras imagine how much worse they are at home. This is child abuse and should be made illegal.

  • @erikaisamess3200
    @erikaisamess3200 5 років тому +2802

    she wants to watch bob the builder but she can't BECAUSE SHE HAS MAKEUP IN HER EYE

    • @connormccredie2376
      @connormccredie2376 5 років тому +26

      why does this remind me of twenty-one pilots lyrics

    • @georgedog326
      @georgedog326 5 років тому +7

      @@connormccredie2376 heathens music plays

    • @PizzazzBenton
      @PizzazzBenton 5 років тому +7

      erika lauridsen I read this as he said it in the video and cried laughing

    • @K_A_R749
      @K_A_R749 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That part killed me

    • @oscarsandoval1686
      @oscarsandoval1686 4 роки тому +2

      Hi I'm bob the builder

  • @Nicole77340
    @Nicole77340 5 років тому +2919

    " Two-year-old starts crying after hitting her head And now has a concussion"
    Everyone who works at the pageant:Why can't these babies be more Mature This is like the worst day ever for me

    • @mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452
      @mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452 5 років тому +129

      “BRYSTOL, OUR FUCKING BEAUTY SCORE IS GOING TO SUFFER!! WHAT THE _FUCK_ IS WRONG WITH YOU???”

    • @joescott9054
      @joescott9054 5 років тому +4

      nicole koch *and

    • @Casedilla73
      @Casedilla73 5 років тому +52

      And lets put some mascara on the 18 month baby and keep her awake with some mtn dee and chocolate. Genius! They’re gonna be the next einsteins, I swear.

    • @audreyfisk191
      @audreyfisk191 4 роки тому +12

      Literally the way the dad says oh my god as if he can’t believe his baby is crying after getting a straight up concussion

    • @maryamjavid3893
      @maryamjavid3893 4 роки тому +2

      We should start a pettion

  • @GhosterGames
    @GhosterGames 8 місяців тому +73

    “Brystol enjoys pageants”
    *they say while literally showing a shot of her crying*

  • @thepixelatedaxolotls219
    @thepixelatedaxolotls219 Рік тому +66

    “LINDA CALLED CHILD SERVICES IM SERIOUS THIS TIME!!!” Had me dying 😂

  • @travel_mist4152
    @travel_mist4152 5 років тому +2780

    Judge: can we please have Brystol on stage:
    Brystol: crawls across stage, finds brick, knocks herself out.
    Judge: 👏🏻

  • @frazzyblue1384
    @frazzyblue1384 5 років тому +3399

    Mom: she loves pageants!
    Child: screams in sadness
    This is actually heartbreaking oh my god

    • @tuppencemccormick5121
      @tuppencemccormick5121 4 роки тому +11

      Frazzy Blue I know it’s so sad😭

    • @mariacamilavega1720
      @mariacamilavega1720 4 роки тому +42

      I think she was doing okay until she hit her head (more like her mother launched her to a door but you get me)

    • @iamapieceofclay56
      @iamapieceofclay56 4 роки тому +5

      @@mariacamilavega1720 OMG yes.

    • @nightmaresans21
      @nightmaresans21 4 роки тому +11

      Poor baby

    • @fluffynova6580
      @fluffynova6580 4 роки тому +28

      Those people are forceing the baby wearing makeup drink mountain dew sugar those people are the worst people that ever lived

  • @morriii.
    @morriii. Рік тому +155

    I feel like a bad person for laughing after the kid smacked her head but at the same time IT WAS HILARIOUS OKAY-

    • @emilydawson2553
      @emilydawson2553 Рік тому +8

      I tried not to but I kinda lost it.

    • @ellaxwag
      @ellaxwag Рік тому +3

      I’m watching this at 1:30 in the morning that killed me 😂

    • @emilydawson2553
      @emilydawson2553 Рік тому +1

      @@ellaxwag Really?

    • @Dtak-us9rt
      @Dtak-us9rt Рік тому +3

      The doonk sound effect killed me

    • @No_NOBEE
      @No_NOBEE 8 місяців тому

      What the hell is wrong with you

  • @jettetheriddler
    @jettetheriddler Рік тому +113

    literally need a parent like daz..

    • @kieronspiteri
      @kieronspiteri Рік тому +3

      Who dosent want to daz is like a god that saves everyone

  • @Mikemic2218
    @Mikemic2218 5 років тому +4544

    Child pageants. NEED TO BE BANNED!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +112

      I hate the adult version as it is. Why the hell are CHILDREN getting involved?

    • @Mikemic2218
      @Mikemic2218 5 років тому +43

      @@couragekarnga8735 right with ya. But adults i guess can handle lots of it.

    • @charlotteh2280
      @charlotteh2280 5 років тому +56

      I'm surprised they aren't already. They are absolutely disgraceful 👎👎👎

    • @Subarashii_Nem
      @Subarashii_Nem 5 років тому +55

      It's absolutely vile. I don't know how it's even legal. Even teens under 16 at the very least is weird to me. Why is it even a thing? I get adults doing it but children? What does a child gain from it? Nothing at all, it's all because the parents are pricks and didn't live the life they wanted so forcing their child to do it. It's so so wrong. Even if the child "likes it" as they always seem to say, it's wrong on so many levels. The child can't even develop properly. Filling her up on literal pure sugar is disgusting and will ruin her growth. These parents need child services to step in and take the child away, it's abuse, plain and simple.

    • @MrsCurioCheerio
      @MrsCurioCheerio 5 років тому +26

      AyElCee I can see how some pageants could help to socialize kids, provide unique opportunities, and especially help with public speaking in front of huge crowds, but strictly beauty-based pageants for kids are just sad... like how is that an event and what is wrong with these adults

  • @chelsross9144
    @chelsross9144 4 роки тому +4824

    Vsco girls be like ”Save the turtles”
    Me: “ save the pageant children” 🤡🤡

    • @ashliestack0707
      @ashliestack0707 4 роки тому +15

      Chels Ross ikr

    • @chelsross9144
      @chelsross9144 4 роки тому +4

      Follow my ticktok @Ooof_chels

    • @jaydenscorner9477
      @jaydenscorner9477 4 роки тому +15

      Basically the peagent children are plastic straws for the amount of plastic there mums put in their face

    • @chelsross9144
      @chelsross9144 4 роки тому +2

      Jayden's Corner true they are probably gonna turn out like Kim 😂😂

    • @chelsross9144
      @chelsross9144 4 роки тому +2

      ND Junction lol 😂😂🥳

  • @chico_chic5758
    @chico_chic5758 Рік тому +77

    "if my daughter ever uses a face tuner, i will take you phone and launch it into space." That was one of the best things I have ever heard a parent say. I tried the pageant thing when I was 8-9 years old and when I didn't like it my mom didn't force me to do...she stop taking me without question. My mom helped me grow up with high self-esteem and it makes me so happy to here Daz talk about that for his daughter as well.

  • @user-tq9eu7bc2c
    @user-tq9eu7bc2c Рік тому +42

    “ who uses Mountain Dew and sugar to keep a baby awake isn’t that…. ABUSE?” Man when I heard that I was wheezing

    • @aradhana356
      @aradhana356 Місяць тому

      Where I live they don't even sell mountain dew. ( from what I know/ heard, it's illegal bc of all the bad ingredients. ) I don't know if you can bring it but stores can't sell it.

  • @isabelmarriott9449
    @isabelmarriott9449 4 роки тому +3120

    Her child hit her head, and all she worried about was her score SEND HER TO JAIL

    • @blaisehatris7219
      @blaisehatris7219 4 роки тому +31

      Preach🙏🙏

    • @xxlazygachaxx8198
      @xxlazygachaxx8198 4 роки тому +22

      I know right ;-; that got me so mad lol

    • @hotbabe1550
      @hotbabe1550 4 роки тому +23

      Tiny adorable baby in pain:RAAAAAAA
      Very very smart pageant mum: BRYSTOL LOVES PAGEANTZZZZ 🤪🤪

    • @randombee1784
      @randombee1784 4 роки тому +15

      SEND THEM TO THE RANCH

    • @LONDISMEALDEAL
      @LONDISMEALDEAL 4 роки тому +6

      Send them to the ranch

  • @dysania5718
    @dysania5718 Рік тому +69

    Can we manage how Daz always manages to speak facts and be respectful whilst being funny? Something most people on the internet can't do nowadays.

  • @benclasper2883
    @benclasper2883 Рік тому +86

    The girls literally an infant for crying out loud
    Gosh these parents really are thick even the mum.

    • @elenaxthatxbitch
      @elenaxthatxbitch Рік тому +1

      cause they from the southern US

    • @zoerich-ji9js
      @zoerich-ji9js 9 місяців тому

      @@elenaxthatxbitch it's always the American parents that do this shit

    • @knowitall3503
      @knowitall3503 9 місяців тому +1

      Sadly, there are far too many thick parents across the world. Thick parents generally produce thick children who become thick parents - I can see a pattern forming here.

  • @IndigoWolfTail
    @IndigoWolfTail 5 років тому +916

    "Please welcome CONCUSSIA!!!"
    I died XD
    That poor girl, though .. :(

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 5 років тому +6

      My name is Javin. It's a Gaelic name, meaning Hurricane. I'm a woman, and I used to hate my name. But, Concussia... ick. Not a good choice.

    • @raylyngarrett4827
      @raylyngarrett4827 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +2

      Well, I have, (I promise I'm not making this up), a grandma named Cuckoo, and cousins named Porch, Ice Cream, and Itsaboy. Yes, every one of those is real.

    • @IndigoWolfTail
      @IndigoWolfTail 5 років тому +1

      @@couragekarnga8735 If Courage is your real name, you really lucked out! Too funny!

    • @cameronwarren8645
      @cameronwarren8645 5 років тому +2

      @@oddeyes9413 I think Javin is a great name. Never heard it before but still.

  • @dieuwke9357
    @dieuwke9357 4 роки тому +2190

    And this is why I love the france law that has banned any competition that judges kids under 16 years old on their beauty. More countries should do this

    • @victorconway444
      @victorconway444 4 роки тому +56

      Well, now I wanna move to France. Fuck this country.

    • @kiwikatie4400
      @kiwikatie4400 4 роки тому +49

      I think it should be 18 cause at 16 you’re still finding yourself and you’re finding actual love and becoming an adult and there’s a lot of emotions and insecurities

    • @exmachina8475
      @exmachina8475 4 роки тому +27

      K J I don’t know, 16 isn’t that bad, considering you’re still aware of what you want. If you’re too insecure and finding yourself, don’t do it. If you find out you wanna do pageants when you’re 18 or you wanna start at 16? Go for it.

    • @dieuwke9357
      @dieuwke9357 4 роки тому +20

      CometStar 74 i agree with but I think the reason they made the law was to stop grown ups from sexualising children. Like u know how in pageants there are a lot of middle aged men as judges. They wanted to put an end to that

    • @nctcrackheadculture9264
      @nctcrackheadculture9264 4 роки тому +3

      t h a t b i t c h 16 is the legal age in some European countries so that’s probably why

  • @sophiag.5785
    @sophiag.5785 Рік тому +32

    "from now on she thought she was a chair" ✋💀

  • @jessypash9599
    @jessypash9599 8 місяців тому +17

    “Forget the pizza, I’ve run out of air… *LINDA* . AIR.”

  • @jen_is_not_ok
    @jen_is_not_ok 5 років тому +13304

    Pageanting 101
    1. Get The Fetus.
    2. Throw It On Stage.
    3. Watch It Wobble.

    • @ToxPhy
      @ToxPhy 5 років тому +647

      4. Profit

    • @marycameron1560
      @marycameron1560 5 років тому +79

      Lmao😂😂😂

    • @zoehannath4101
      @zoehannath4101 5 років тому +159

      More like throw it into the door...

    • @SophTheWise
      @SophTheWise 5 років тому +35

      It’s spelled pageant* so it’d be “pageanting” ❤️

    • @lilithsparks5807
      @lilithsparks5807 5 років тому +89

      4. Watch the baby fall and crack its head open

  • @melissahobbs7719
    @melissahobbs7719 5 років тому +839

    It literally is child abuse. Felt sick just watching it, so upsetting !

    • @Mightbemothman
      @Mightbemothman 5 років тому +16

      Melissa Hobbs seriously these so called “parents” are exploiting their children and showing them of to adults (that are extremely creepy for watching little kids dance around in very small clothing) just to try and feel like they are doing something with their lives!!!!!

    • @melissahobbs7719
      @melissahobbs7719 5 років тому +15

      Children shouldn’t be treat like that, at that age they should be playing with toys not having so much pressure put on them to perform when they don’t want too. It’s sickening

    • @lily-suerawding9214
      @lily-suerawding9214 5 років тому +8

      Melissa Hobbs it’s literally child abuse and child exploitation it’s disgusting to think and know that this goes on for some children in this world

    • @Gamermoment2749
      @Gamermoment2749 4 роки тому +1

      @@lily-suerawding9214 my cousin was a victim sadly

    • @walmartcartel
      @walmartcartel 4 роки тому +4

      These children didn't want this life, they just wanted a normal good life.

  • @oliviaredpath3802
    @oliviaredpath3802 Рік тому +33

    I get told to do teen pageants. And I tell them no. They say why. I say maybe is because I don't want to be depressed.

  • @tarniwilliams1451
    @tarniwilliams1451 9 місяців тому +13

    Dad: “LINDA CALL CHILD SERVICES, IM SERIOUS!!”
    Had me ✨wheezing✨and dying in my bed 💀💀

  • @jo-madiison
    @jo-madiison 4 роки тому +1825

    “if we don’t bring home the crown, we’ll be crushed!,”
    “just like her head..”

    • @wowiezowie5347
      @wowiezowie5347 4 роки тому +20

      Love ur profile pic

    • @Peaches_Gonzalez
      @Peaches_Gonzalez 4 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂😂oh lord

    • @music_lover1101
      @music_lover1101 4 роки тому +9

      Imma just lurk amongst fellow army’s 👀

    • @calebbb_c
      @calebbb_c 4 роки тому +9

      Can you all please shut up? I like Kpop too but commenting "aRMyyYyYyYyYYy!" on every comment with a pfp of your oppar is annoying. Again, I like Kpop too! But this vid has nothing to do with BTS or Kpop

    • @Peaches_Gonzalez
      @Peaches_Gonzalez 4 роки тому +12

      Trembling Trash “oPpAR” disgusting, there is nothing wrong with having them as a profile pic, we are just saying hello, don’t like it get out, we are replying under someone who’s an army, not a random ass comment.☺️

  • @aqqcmsp6873
    @aqqcmsp6873 5 років тому +1752

    "YEAH SHE IS FUSSY BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO WATCH BOB THE BUILDER, BUT CAN'T BECAUSE SHE HAS MAKEUP IN HER EYES" - Daz Black - 2019

    • @aqqcmsp6873
      @aqqcmsp6873 5 років тому +15

      @RubysMagic No need to be rude. I was just quoting Daz. If you want to be rude then just shut ur damn mouth.

    • @zboy1152
      @zboy1152 5 років тому +9

      Aqqc Msp best relatable quote of the day

    • @Red-fh6sm
      @Red-fh6sm 5 років тому

      Aqqc Msp loll that's rude what world do you live in sherlock

    • @Red-fh6sm
      @Red-fh6sm 5 років тому

      RubysMagic ikrrr

    • @aqqcmsp6873
      @aqqcmsp6873 5 років тому +8

      @@Red-fh6sm Just leave me alone. You can go away now rat.

  • @user-uz5ky8io5e
    @user-uz5ky8io5e Місяць тому +8

    " forget the pizza joke I've run out of air- LINDA!! AIR. NOW! "😂😂😂

  • @julieannahorne990
    @julieannahorne990 11 місяців тому +11

    "Forget the pizza joke im out of air LINDA AIR" 😭😭

  • @rosemary.-6576
    @rosemary.-6576 5 років тому +1871

    Daz please make a skit of you dressed as linda running in after you called her 😂

  • @callynwyatt9243
    @callynwyatt9243 4 роки тому +5593

    Imagine being his daughter and bringing a friend over and all you hear is "LIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNDDDDAAA"

    • @savitasweet5064
      @savitasweet5064 4 роки тому +227

      Omg did you hear what a Jessica said?
      " *LIIIINNNDA!! CALL CHILD SUPPORT!! FOR REAL!!* "

    • @time.topic.9273
      @time.topic.9273 4 роки тому +28

      𝙻𝚘𝚕✪︎㋛︎

    • @breecoffman6533
      @breecoffman6533 4 роки тому +53

      It’s like as soon as you walk in LINDA!!!

    • @renc9391
      @renc9391 4 роки тому +35

      Welp that friend is gone

    • @katetroughear7915
      @katetroughear7915 4 роки тому +49

      It would be worse if the friend was called Linda. That would be the only way he would refer to her

  • @YdreibkKiberdy
    @YdreibkKiberdy Рік тому +20

    The ‘how can you coach a fetus’ got me cracking up 😂

  • @Swisschees3
    @Swisschees3 3 місяці тому +6

    I honestly view Daz as a parental figure of some sort. I don’t have a good dad. Watching him teach people about what’s right and wrong, not discriminating, always being supportive of others that need it and overall being a great person is something I don’t have in my life rn but he always makes me feel better

  • @shinyvidsnick2951
    @shinyvidsnick2951 4 роки тому +1629

    “Baby’s foot falls off” pageant mom: oh she’s fine

    • @oliviamary2605
      @oliviamary2605 4 роки тому +41

      “It’ll take us down on the beauty score a bit but she can still preform”

    • @Red-ko3nf
      @Red-ko3nf 4 роки тому +8

      Olivia Mary me: how?

    • @elvenwitch3919
      @elvenwitch3919 4 роки тому +6

      Love your profile pic

    • @Kimmy-xw8vi
      @Kimmy-xw8vi 4 роки тому +2

      🤩😂😂😂

    • @Kb-ru9kt
      @Kb-ru9kt 4 роки тому +2

      No she says:nooo my money!!!!!

  • @RK-qd4jp
    @RK-qd4jp 4 роки тому +1559

    "if we don't bring home that crown, we are going to be crushed"
    "lIkE HEr hEaD"
    LMAOOOO

    • @lunamonetmonroe
      @lunamonetmonroe 4 роки тому +2

      Rxch Keenxn Right? Like umm no...YOU will be crushed, just like the poor kids head!

    • @King_Cuso
      @King_Cuso 4 роки тому

      “ “
      ____

    • @keefdrums
      @keefdrums 4 роки тому

      lol so true XD

    • @siennashallard440
      @siennashallard440 4 роки тому

      hahaha i’m crying of laughter

    • @the_nova664
      @the_nova664 4 роки тому +1

      This baby is gonna think she is a fricking dinosaur

  • @littlepumpkinbearxxx
    @littlepumpkinbearxxx Рік тому +10

    "2 months. That's like a foetus! What u do, throw it on stage and watch it wobble?!" Best quote ever

  • @user-iy2we1zd4j
    @user-iy2we1zd4j 7 місяців тому +10

    WAHAHAHA- Forget the pizza joke i've run out of air- LINDA AIR
    That killed me..

  • @hellopeopleoftheearth2511
    @hellopeopleoftheearth2511 5 років тому +473

    "Sorry... Maybe I'm judging too hard..."
    No Daz, u really ain't

    • @sagittariusvexa8396
      @sagittariusvexa8396 5 років тому +2

      Hello People Of The Earth, Yeah, it’s the adults who run the child pageants judging to hard. I wish they would just ban child pageants.

    • @alicjamajnusz1190
      @alicjamajnusz1190 5 років тому +2

      I so agree with u .daz is absolutely right ,when watching this I felt like this was child abuse .

  • @odditynix
    @odditynix 5 років тому +3992

    Seriously teared up at the end when you started talking about Sarah and how you're not going to let her use face tune. You're a fantastic dad Daz. Your relationship with Sarah makes me happy cry

  • @kathyford-qo2me
    @kathyford-qo2me Рік тому +2

    Abuse isn't strong enough to truly express what is happening to that poor baby.

  • @Erica-zf4ds
    @Erica-zf4ds Рік тому +18

    every child should have a parent like daz, sarahis so lucky to have you

  • @arielmarie6437
    @arielmarie6437 5 років тому +736

    You can tell, when the little girl was crying on stage she was already trying to put on that fake smile and that honestly hurts 💔💔

    • @yeeyee455
      @yeeyee455 5 років тому +18

      That’s me everytime I go to school 😂

    • @littleblueclovers
      @littleblueclovers 5 років тому +68

      ariel marie That fucks with me because I don’t think an 18 month baby should be learning to fake smile and hide their sadness for their mom’s approval.

    • @carolinez1018
      @carolinez1018 5 років тому

      I saw that too!! Imagine the emotional damage?

  • @prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506
    @prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506 5 років тому +686

    Forcing your child into that kind of crap l should be classed as a type of child abuse.

    • @thebluepineapplephoenix101
      @thebluepineapplephoenix101 5 років тому +3

      YESSSSSS AMEN

    • @leilahhughes2648
      @leilahhughes2648 5 років тому +5

      Pretty original name Pretty original last-name I AGREE,
      The child shouldn’t be able to perform until they can actually give consent to doing it-

    • @wellhellothere2671
      @wellhellothere2671 5 років тому +6

      It basically is. It's just disgusting how they don't even care about their children.

    • @prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506
      @prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506 5 років тому

      Glad yall agree, at least some of us have morals

  • @sebastianmcguire1713
    @sebastianmcguire1713 Рік тому +11

    Lol when the mom gave the kid mountai dew, it made me think of Pink floyd when they gave pink heroin to keep him "going for the show".

  • @K.R.E707
    @K.R.E707 Рік тому +5

    " Apart from knocking her the FCK out"
    Had me dying

  • @itsclemtime2357
    @itsclemtime2357 3 роки тому +3389

    *”Toddlers and Tiaras”*
    More like:
    Infants and Concussions

  • @ravenslight7934
    @ravenslight7934 5 років тому +475

    I 100% agree with you, Daz. This is literally just child abuse!

  • @krystalbeaz2718
    @krystalbeaz2718 9 місяців тому +6

    9:00 had me dying on the floor like "LINDA I NEED AIR"

  • @helloella3297
    @helloella3297 Рік тому +15

    This dude needs 1000000000000 followers 😂😂😂 he makes me cry with laughter ❤

  • @georgeedwards9121
    @georgeedwards9121 5 років тому +2032

    “do you just throw it on stage and watch it wobble?”
    SKSKSKS I CANT IM SORRY👀👀💀💀

  • @szipanka
    @szipanka 4 роки тому +2105

    THE WAY SHE SMILED WHEN SHE WAS CRYING IT BROKE MY HEART SHE IS GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE FAKE HAPPY PEOPLES WHEN SHE GETS OLDER I CANT.

  • @lizzy4825
    @lizzy4825 Рік тому +16

    Daz's daughter is lucky to have a dad like him :)

  • @kool-aid_jester
    @kool-aid_jester Рік тому +14

    It makes me angry seeing Daz angry. He's such a genuinely nice and happy person. Like, you have to be pretty bad if you make Daz angry.

  • @sable7922
    @sable7922 3 роки тому +1996

    Child gets brain damage and blood starts pouring out of her eyes.
    Parents: oh no! Her mascara is ruined!

  • @nviannaessap8837
    @nviannaessap8837 5 років тому +720

    "Jalyn has blue eyes and brown hair..."
    "And doesn't give seven shades of shit" HAHA TRUE

  • @rebeccawatson8078
    @rebeccawatson8078 2 місяці тому +2

    The parent thinks that she can coach a baby/child and her mum is just giving her food on stage to keep her awake ❤❤😂😂

  • @chris730
    @chris730 Місяць тому +2

    The older sister looks terrified for herself and her sister, but the mum and coach are just smiling and hitting her head

  • @abbybrownabbz8301
    @abbybrownabbz8301 5 років тому +846

    *LINDA CALL CHILD SERVICES! I'M SERIOUS!*
    *LINDA! AIR! NOW!*

  • @lolzies9644
    @lolzies9644 3 роки тому +1544

    "HER BEAUTY SCORE WILL SUFFER"
    AND SO WILL HER FRICKEN BRAIN

    • @josephmulliss2127
      @josephmulliss2127 3 роки тому +17

      These people are sooo messed up

    • @fourearwolf3315
      @fourearwolf3315 3 роки тому +11

      @@josephmulliss2127
      Right, like these parents will only make babies for money.

    • @itsgacha411
      @itsgacha411 3 роки тому +4

      PFTHAHAHAHA

    • @reaper8401
      @reaper8401 3 роки тому +4

      MomSmaaaaaaaaaaaack ohhhhh no my Beauty score Doctor she is in a comma and when she wakes up she will think she is a chicken

    • @vengance81108
      @vengance81108 3 роки тому +2

      *Doom music starts* AND SO WILL YOU

  • @bunnihart420
    @bunnihart420 4 місяці тому +4

    That’s literally so horrible I hate pageantry for children

  • @JustinPapo-gh5js
    @JustinPapo-gh5js Місяць тому +2

    "forget the pizza joke I'm out of air LINDA AIR NOW" 9:16 LOL

  • @kodie-leagardam3807
    @kodie-leagardam3807 3 роки тому +5876

    "SEND HER HOME SEND ALL THESE BABIES HOME
    and get them new parents"
    This is why we love daz

  • @elliemattingley2473
    @elliemattingley2473 5 років тому +905

    “PLEASE WELCOME CONCUSSIA”
    I’m sorry I died of laughter 😂😂

  • @user-fx7pj7qt4u
    @user-fx7pj7qt4u 7 місяців тому +3

    Throw the fetus on the stage and watch it wobble” literally died 😂

  • @icyfx7676
    @icyfx7676 8 місяців тому +3

    For y’all that wanna know at 5:40 is where he says “APRT FROM KNOCKING HER TF OUT”

  • @Cheeesters
    @Cheeesters 3 роки тому +2692

    “Her beauty score with probably suffer”
    Yeah, after that smack, so will her test scores!

  • @harmonimom
    @harmonimom 5 років тому +707

    "Can you spank your own hiney??"
    "FBI OPEN UP"

    • @lmfkdmksks7366
      @lmfkdmksks7366 5 років тому +4

      This is hilarious 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @-mydumbdoodles-8412
      @-mydumbdoodles-8412 5 років тому +4

      Yas😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆

    • @jckwlten8842
      @jckwlten8842 5 років тому +1

      Pfffffffff yassss😂😂😂😂👌👌👌

  • @BTSMom1980
    @BTSMom1980 7 місяців тому +6

    Concussia? 😂😂 Dead. Lmao.

  • @natalieperdue7447
    @natalieperdue7447 5 років тому +854

    literally nobody:
    mom: *gives birth* okay pageant time!!!😌👋🏻

    • @lilmeat-lx7ob
      @lilmeat-lx7ob 5 років тому +3

      BAHAHGA

    • @maggiepoo1524
      @maggiepoo1524 5 років тому +6

      Kid:
      Mom: oops there’s a wal... oh...... you’re still going on

    • @JH-cy7rk
      @JH-cy7rk 5 років тому +3

      natalie perdue
      👀
      👄

  • @MariannaCookie
    @MariannaCookie 5 років тому +10340

    pageants should be illegal holy shit

    • @dianaboggs2346
      @dianaboggs2346 5 років тому +493

      I completely agree. This is definitely child abuse

    • @flamingbridges1649
      @flamingbridges1649 5 років тому +421

      totally agree. or at least wait until the child is able to make the decision to do it on their own. and if they don't like it, let them stop.

    • @sophiadavies6758
      @sophiadavies6758 5 років тому +52

      I love your username 😂😂😂

    • @Travelbyailsa
      @Travelbyailsa 5 років тому +99

      It’s hard not to laugh when it’s daz but it’s actually painful

    • @LoreCatan
      @LoreCatan 5 років тому +100

      I wouldn't make it illegal, I'd make it have an age restriction and make the kids sign a signature that they want to, you know? There are good pageanting parents out there

  • @lisajhay4387
    @lisajhay4387 Рік тому +14

    Hi Daz. I’m a new fan and subscriber. I’m having a really crap time at the moment and your videos have me in stitches! Laughter is the best form of medicine and whoever your partner is I’m jealous! You’re so hilarious and I love you!!! 🥰🥰🥰

  • @Imperfect.Gaming.
    @Imperfect.Gaming. 2 місяці тому +2

    9:15 *crying* 😭
    Can doesn’t work
    Daz:🤨
    *LINDA, AIR! NOW*
    Bro I’m dead 😂

  • @savannahmcdaniel428
    @savannahmcdaniel428 5 років тому +2410

    forcing your kids to live out your dream🤦🏻‍♀️ disgusting🙄

    • @williamwheway1664
      @williamwheway1664 5 років тому +18

      Anna Duh I know it’s so stupid they have kid for being a mother not for there dreams

    • @ejc8466
      @ejc8466 5 років тому +21

      I feel so bad for that girl an every girl who has to do these stupid pageants

    • @yukiiberuu7413
      @yukiiberuu7413 5 років тому +4

      Anna Duh I agree

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +5

      Ah, the degeneration of the human race!

    • @crimothx
      @crimothx 5 років тому +3

      I'd like this but 777

  • @Artie_Fox
    @Artie_Fox 3 роки тому +2361

    This is child abuse - manipulative, not giving a damn about their children’s feelings and forcing them to do things they don’t want too. 😞

  • @emmamartin4571
    @emmamartin4571 Рік тому +3

    All children deserve parents but not all parents deserve children

  • @dogsareawesome9197
    @dogsareawesome9197 5 місяців тому +5

    I would rant but Daz perfectly describes it all at 9:55. Its sad and disgusting

  • @________3167
    @________3167 3 роки тому +1877

    Kid: *smacks head against glass*
    Mom: "No No QuIt CrYiNg YoUrE GoInG tO rUiN yOuR sCoRe"

    • @itsclemtime2357
      @itsclemtime2357 3 роки тому +29

      ________ I hope the kid disowns that bitch

    • @gakky3349
      @gakky3349 3 роки тому +7

      ________ why does she keep her kid?!?!?!

    • @stephenhelsley4189
      @stephenhelsley4189 3 роки тому +6

      You are so right It’s Clem Time Bitch

    • @Hash_777_
      @Hash_777_ 3 роки тому +3

      In sorry but I laughed

    • @snowgrave2475
      @snowgrave2475 3 роки тому +4

      @Sans might i suggest giving them several words.
      Behind the shed.
      The one from Old Yeller

  • @Itz_kitkatX-ix9wv
    @Itz_kitkatX-ix9wv 4 роки тому +1233

    “Nothing worse can happen”
    “Apart from nocking her the f out”
    I shouldn’t laugh but I’m done 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Whiteclaw98
      @Whiteclaw98 4 роки тому +21

      You're not alone, and the fact that he kept replaying it after didnt help.

    • @booperdoop2216
      @booperdoop2216 4 роки тому +4

      Me too

    • @elizahi6296
      @elizahi6296 4 роки тому +5

      Omg I died laughing 😂 lmao idk why

    • @radioactivewolfeditz2639
      @radioactivewolfeditz2639 4 роки тому +4

      I died I couldn't stop laughing lol

    • @azumii4107
      @azumii4107 4 роки тому +1

      Itz_kitkat9615 X I’m trying to watch this video near my sleeping toddler, but I couldn’t hold back my laugh. 😂

  • @Ellie-mg2vb
    @Ellie-mg2vb Рік тому +11

    no matter what mood you're in daz can always make you the happiest person ever. am i wrong? 😂

  • @glasscatcity4431
    @glasscatcity4431 Рік тому +3

    I absolutely agree with your thoughts on this. Especially with when they were putting mascara on her, my jaw literally dropped a little. I honestly look up to you so much, I love you. I'm always rewatching your videos like these and I still laugh every time. You've helped me get through anxiety and just being sad, or when I'm bored. I love the way you're so open-minded, and your motto of "if you're not hurting anyone, go ahead". I know you probably won't see this, but I just wanted to say it ❤❤
    Just wanted to add this: at the end when you were saying ab your daughter, I almost cried a little. You're such a good father, and I'm so thankful that Sarah has a parental figure like you in her life to teach her that she is beautiful. I can't wait to see the amazing woman she grows into (if you choose to show, ofc). Much love and all the happiness to you, daz ❤❤❤
    Sorry this was a bit long

  • @morganandmaddie2372
    @morganandmaddie2372 3 роки тому +1801

    “HOw CaN yOu CoAch a fETuS”
    I- 💀

  • @SconesWithJam
    @SconesWithJam 5 років тому +841

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Not even Daz or us:
    This mum: cAn YoU sPaNk YoUr HiNNey?

  • @AliensForMunchie
    @AliensForMunchie Рік тому +1

    “Forget the pizza joke I’ve run out of air” I’m rolling💀

  • @PlutoPebble
    @PlutoPebble Рік тому +4

    This is heartbreaking. That poor kid I hope she's doing okay now and not mentally scarred or have health conditions from the sugar and caffeine.

    • @cajunvedafox5557
      @cajunvedafox5557 Місяць тому

      She's now a mother and has gotten away from her family💙

  • @wildflowerclouds5721
    @wildflowerclouds5721 4 роки тому +1513

    "LINDA! CALL CHILD SERVICES. I'M SERIOUS!!!"
    ME: "LINDA! GET RID OF CORONAVIRUS. I'M SERIOUS!!!"

    • @thomash8440
      @thomash8440 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂 lol

    • @nayeonifed3157
      @nayeonifed3157 4 роки тому +12

      Do yall find this funny? (Not tryna hate bish)

    • @_ayesha-erotica_
      @_ayesha-erotica_ 4 роки тому +8

      I'm enjoying quarantine i HATE people

    • @sircringecake
      @sircringecake 4 роки тому +2

      I literally saw looked at this comment at the axact time he said it 😂😂😂

    • @toiletpaper5412
      @toiletpaper5412 4 роки тому +2

      Haha you’re so funny I’m crying.

  • @bloodthirstyghoul6313
    @bloodthirstyghoul6313 5 років тому +7057

    Literally everything Daz is correct and he is so aware of real social issues ,its quite refreshing

    • @annoyingcharger1256
      @annoyingcharger1256 5 років тому +25

      Yes

    • @bluemax9170
      @bluemax9170 5 років тому +7

      No u

    • @BeeTeaDubs
      @BeeTeaDubs 5 років тому +9

      I'm like number 666... I'm not saying I'm similar to 666. What I mean is I liked it and now I'm fucked! I wanted to reply with something related to your comment... Though I guess the number of likes is related to your comment... And you're a bloodthirsty Ghoul! Oh my god! It was a trap!! Am I going to be tortured like a pageant kid? AH! I'm unliking! Nope Nope Nope!

    • @MoonOnLight
      @MoonOnLight 5 років тому +5

      Thank you

    • @lilbeanz19
      @lilbeanz19 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr!?🙏

  • @user-vq9jv1qf6y
    @user-vq9jv1qf6y 7 місяців тому +3

    You can tell she doesn't want to be there. These poor kids.

  • @Tbh_madd1
    @Tbh_madd1 6 місяців тому +5

    I honestly hope the mom will see this and realize she was/is a terrible mother.

  • @scemo39
    @scemo39 5 років тому +555

    This is my faveourite "linda" yet
    LINDA
    AAAIIIIR
    NOW

    • @sarawl2003
      @sarawl2003 5 років тому +1

      I love the video were he yell Linda and his daughter screams back xD his face is the best thing ever

  • @smokeskull16
    @smokeskull16 4 роки тому +7115

    He sounds like the pageant version of Gordon Ramsey

    • @charleyyyy_
      @charleyyyy_ 4 роки тому +44

      MJ Artsy why is that so accurate 😂😂

    • @nate.x305
      @nate.x305 4 роки тому +19

      I can't unsee it now 😂

    • @pwupzgirl
      @pwupzgirl 4 роки тому +11

      😂😂😂

    • @Kookie_Crumb
      @Kookie_Crumb 4 роки тому +28

      THE BABYS RAWWWWWWW

    • @1enaf
      @1enaf 4 роки тому +10

      james corden