Daz Watches Worst Parent Ever

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  • @dieuwke9357
    @dieuwke9357 5 років тому +3664

    And this is why I love the france law that has banned any competition that judges kids under 16 years old on their beauty. More countries should do this

    • @victorconway444
      @victorconway444 5 років тому +56

      Well, now I wanna move to France. Fuck this country.

    • @kiwikatie4400
      @kiwikatie4400 5 років тому +93

      I think it should be 18 cause at 16 you’re still finding yourself and you’re finding actual love and becoming an adult and there’s a lot of emotions and insecurities

    • @exmachina8475
      @exmachina8475 5 років тому +49

      K J I don’t know, 16 isn’t that bad, considering you’re still aware of what you want. If you’re too insecure and finding yourself, don’t do it. If you find out you wanna do pageants when you’re 18 or you wanna start at 16? Go for it.

    • @dieuwke9357
      @dieuwke9357 5 років тому +34

      CometStar 74 i agree with but I think the reason they made the law was to stop grown ups from sexualising children. Like u know how in pageants there are a lot of middle aged men as judges. They wanted to put an end to that

    • @nctcrackheadculture9264
      @nctcrackheadculture9264 5 років тому +3

      t h a t b i t c h 16 is the legal age in some European countries so that’s probably why

  • @kodie-leagardam3807
    @kodie-leagardam3807 3 роки тому +6445

    "SEND HER HOME SEND ALL THESE BABIES HOME
    and get them new parents"
    This is why we love daz

  • @fammybai8492
    @fammybai8492 5 років тому +3290

    " And in my spare time I suck helium"
    Damn🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @decay6516
      @decay6516 5 років тому +10

      Lmao right?! Shadeeee thrown

    • @blackcat738
      @blackcat738 5 років тому +6

      I guess you could say... You suck

    • @elizabethwallace115
      @elizabethwallace115 5 років тому +4

      Haha I do that every Friday. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @xosweetandspicynoms
      @xosweetandspicynoms 4 роки тому +5

      **somebody legally changes name to helium**

    • @tylermarien2700
      @tylermarien2700 4 роки тому +2

      I don’t get what is so bad about it is good

  • @itzaspen9249
    @itzaspen9249 Рік тому +1618

    As a child who grew up doing pageants I will never put my kid through that. I’m 16 now and have an eating disorder and fear what people think of me. It’s truly toxic

    • @Yes_im.a-lordpeacock
      @Yes_im.a-lordpeacock Рік тому +45

      Eating disorder? R u OK?

    • @MiloKonstantin777
      @MiloKonstantin777 Рік тому +17

      ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @itzaspen9249
      @itzaspen9249 Рік тому +67

      @@Yes_im.a-lordpeacock I’m doing better thank you sm

    • @Pancake_ash
      @Pancake_ash Рік тому +32

      I'm very sorry that happened eating disorders are horrible I have one but you will get through this!! 💜

    • @urnangei
      @urnangei Рік тому +11

      That's awful! Are you doing ok? I'm so sorry you had to go that!!

  • @travel_mist4152
    @travel_mist4152 5 років тому +2950

    Judge: can we please have Brystol on stage:
    Brystol: crawls across stage, finds brick, knocks herself out.
    Judge: 👏🏻

  • @leahwilliams8183
    @leahwilliams8183 5 років тому +4906

    “Throw the fetus on the stage and watch it wobble” literally died 😂😂

    • @kl4880
      @kl4880 5 років тому +16

      @@user-ry9pd3hg7u omfg 💀💀

    • @broskiio8674
      @broskiio8674 5 років тому +14

      @@user-ry9pd3hg7u r/woooosh

    • @J_Granted
      @J_Granted 5 років тому +14

      @@user-ry9pd3hg7u Please delete your account

    • @FoxyBoxery
      @FoxyBoxery 5 років тому +5

      @@broskiio8674
      R/woooosh

    • @socksearcher9934
      @socksearcher9934 5 років тому +15

      Emory Jesus Christ it’s a JOKE. are you..like. DELUDED

  • @Cheeesters
    @Cheeesters 4 роки тому +2974

    “Her beauty score with probably suffer”
    Yeah, after that smack, so will her test scores!

  • @Ducks-Love-Water
    @Ducks-Love-Water Рік тому +648

    I'm glad she didn't end up like that one poor teen who took her own life at 16. Bristol is a mother now and is moved away from her family. I'm happy she's ok!

    • @vange13113
      @vange13113 Рік тому +29

      That’s great news! Where did you find out? 😊

    • @Ducks-Love-Water
      @Ducks-Love-Water Рік тому +24

      @@vange13113 I was looking online to see how she was

    • @vange13113
      @vange13113 Рік тому

      @@Ducks-Love-Water Is there an article or anything about it? I tried looking her up on google but not much came up aside from the videos. Not doubting your comment at all, I just really want to find out more because it’s great that she got herself out of that situation

    • @Ghjfd5wfCfbgvg
      @Ghjfd5wfCfbgvg Рік тому +12

      thats so cool!! (ALSO TOMMYINNIT!!)

    • @jamal-w5r7g
      @jamal-w5r7g Рік тому +8

      Mate she'd be 5/6 now 💀

  • @odditynix
    @odditynix 5 років тому +4218

    Seriously teared up at the end when you started talking about Sarah and how you're not going to let her use face tune. You're a fantastic dad Daz. Your relationship with Sarah makes me happy cry

  • @mariad4246
    @mariad4246 5 років тому +7880

    "Do you just throw the fetus on stage and watch it wobble?" 😂😂😂

  • @lexiharvey8630
    @lexiharvey8630 5 років тому +3297

    "She's cranky, she's fussy"
    "OF COURSE SHE IS CAUSE SHE'S 2 AND SHE WANTS TO WATCH BOB THE BUILDER BUT SHE CAN'T CAUSE SHE HAS MAKEUP IN HER EYE!!" .... "are these women real?" 😂😂

    • @mstree9173
      @mstree9173 5 років тому +10

      I don't think Bob the Builder is on air anymore

    • @magtism
      @magtism 5 років тому +9

      Actually 18 months not 2 which is worst

    • @alesha2480
      @alesha2480 5 років тому +4

      She isnt 2 shes 1

    • @lexiharvey8630
      @lexiharvey8630 5 років тому +9

      @@alesha2480 I was only quoting what he said.

    • @hanna4922
      @hanna4922 5 років тому +4

      Omg, I read this the same time he said it! Woooowww

  • @Nangela2323
    @Nangela2323 9 місяців тому +381

    As a mother, not only does this disgust me, it also breaks my heart and I hope that poor baby is okay.

    • @madeleine5992
      @madeleine5992 7 місяців тому +14

      I’m not a mother, I’m only 17 but it made me so sad when they were making her cry 😢. The least they could do was give her a hug and a kiss but they didn’t even do that

    • @Ellie_b0_belly
      @Ellie_b0_belly 6 місяців тому +3

      @@madeleine5992me too :( i could never force my daughter to do something she doesn’t want to do, and just watch her cry

    • @aniaparteni524
      @aniaparteni524 5 місяців тому +2

      I agree this parents dont care about their kids at all like all they care about is winning and the beauty score like the poor baby smacked her head on the door all they care about is the beauty score like is actually abuse 😢

  • @frazzyblue1384
    @frazzyblue1384 5 років тому +3524

    Mom: she loves pageants!
    Child: screams in sadness
    This is actually heartbreaking oh my god

    • @tuppencemccormick5121
      @tuppencemccormick5121 5 років тому +11

      Frazzy Blue I know it’s so sad😭

    • @mariacamilavega1720
      @mariacamilavega1720 5 років тому +42

      I think she was doing okay until she hit her head (more like her mother launched her to a door but you get me)

    • @iamapieceofclay56
      @iamapieceofclay56 5 років тому +5

      @@mariacamilavega1720 OMG yes.

    • @nightmaresans21
      @nightmaresans21 5 років тому +11

      Poor baby

    • @fluffynova6580
      @fluffynova6580 5 років тому +28

      Those people are forceing the baby wearing makeup drink mountain dew sugar those people are the worst people that ever lived

  • @szipanka
    @szipanka 4 роки тому +2313

    THE WAY SHE SMILED WHEN SHE WAS CRYING IT BROKE MY HEART SHE IS GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE FAKE HAPPY PEOPLES WHEN SHE GETS OLDER I CANT.

  • @hithere7393
    @hithere7393 5 років тому +3629

    Jaelyn has blue eyes and brown hair-
    "And doesn't give seven shades of shit."

  • @renee1225
    @renee1225 3 місяці тому +31

    2:24 you could really see the genuine emotion from daz especially having a little girl of your own i could feel the disappointment through the screen

  • @Artie_Fox
    @Artie_Fox 3 роки тому +2500

    This is child abuse - manipulative, not giving a damn about their children’s feelings and forcing them to do things they don’t want too. 😞

    • @Artie_Fox
      @Artie_Fox 3 роки тому +26

      @Shamrock 118 I know the feeling experienced it quite a lot

    • @lovelycloudyskies
      @lovelycloudyskies 3 роки тому +16

      And the fact that she’s only a baby!

    • @ispilledorangejuice6373
      @ispilledorangejuice6373 3 роки тому +19

      I hate these fucking people..

    • @FanfictionWoes
      @FanfictionWoes 3 роки тому +11

      CPS should be called

    • @crossplayed
      @crossplayed 3 роки тому +6

      @@Artie_Fox same here
      You’re not alone, I promise!

  • @shaheed109
    @shaheed109 3 роки тому +2313

    “Throw a fetus on a stage and watch it waddle” had me deceased

  • @bloodthirstyghoul6313
    @bloodthirstyghoul6313 5 років тому +7144

    Literally everything Daz is correct and he is so aware of real social issues ,its quite refreshing

    • @bluemax9170
      @bluemax9170 5 років тому +7

      No u

    • @BeeTeaDubs
      @BeeTeaDubs 5 років тому +9

      I'm like number 666... I'm not saying I'm similar to 666. What I mean is I liked it and now I'm fucked! I wanted to reply with something related to your comment... Though I guess the number of likes is related to your comment... And you're a bloodthirsty Ghoul! Oh my god! It was a trap!! Am I going to be tortured like a pageant kid? AH! I'm unliking! Nope Nope Nope!

    • @MoonOnLight
      @MoonOnLight 5 років тому +5

      Thank you

    • @Lilbeanz19
      @Lilbeanz19 5 років тому +2

      Ikr!?🙏

    • @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren
      @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren 5 років тому +21

      Except child beauty pageants should be banned altogether

  • @thepixelatedaxolotls219
    @thepixelatedaxolotls219 Рік тому +118

    “LINDA CALLED CHILD SERVICES IM SERIOUS THIS TIME!!!” Had me dying 😂

  • @nathanpault-rapley4016
    @nathanpault-rapley4016 5 років тому +680

    *”if she doesn’t bring home that crown home, I’ll be crushed” “LIKE HER HEAD”*

    • @aceataku
      @aceataku 4 роки тому +5

      ND Junction oh don’t worry the show is officially off, they haven’t been airing any new episodes since 2016.

    • @Dazaifing
      @Dazaifing 4 роки тому +1

      @@aceataku Great news

    • @tiannachan1988
      @tiannachan1988 4 роки тому +1

      B Kenny Thank god hope it never comes back

  • @mddmont
    @mddmont 3 роки тому +7598

    Can we all just appreciate how much he cares about his daughter? Like he really cares for her mental health and self love. A rarity among parents these days I think.

    • @lilarosen249
      @lilarosen249 3 роки тому +169

      He’s a great dad :)

    • @onepiecefan4516
      @onepiecefan4516 3 роки тому +40

      @@lilarosen249 yes

    • @justtommy7161
      @justtommy7161 3 роки тому +119

      After watching all these horrible parents he just knows exactly what not to do

    • @mddmont
      @mddmont 3 роки тому +33

      @@justtommy7161 TRUE! Lmao

    • @Mels0103
      @Mels0103 3 роки тому +21

      "These days"? You think shitty parents are new?

  • @ninascript6319
    @ninascript6319 5 років тому +500

    *DAZ* : (Concerned whisper) " forget the pizza joke, I'm out of air....LINDAAA!!!!! AIR NOW!!!!"
    😂😂😂

    • @lightningkiki6090
      @lightningkiki6090 5 років тому +5

      I read this the exact moment he said it and I was just like WTF!!! It was so trippy.

    • @themask8941
      @themask8941 5 років тому +1

      @@lightningkiki6090 Me too 💀

  • @GhosterGames
    @GhosterGames Рік тому +139

    “Brystol enjoys pageants”
    *they say while literally showing a shot of her crying*

  • @Nicole77340
    @Nicole77340 5 років тому +3253

    " Two-year-old starts crying after hitting her head And now has a concussion"
    Everyone who works at the pageant:Why can't these babies be more Mature This is like the worst day ever for me

    • @mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452
      @mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452 5 років тому +136

      “BRYSTOL, OUR FUCKING BEAUTY SCORE IS GOING TO SUFFER!! WHAT THE _FUCK_ IS WRONG WITH YOU???”

    • @joescott9054
      @joescott9054 5 років тому +5

      nicole koch *and

    • @Casedilla73
      @Casedilla73 5 років тому +55

      And lets put some mascara on the 18 month baby and keep her awake with some mtn dee and chocolate. Genius! They’re gonna be the next einsteins, I swear.

    • @audreyfisk191
      @audreyfisk191 4 роки тому +14

      Literally the way the dad says oh my god as if he can’t believe his baby is crying after getting a straight up concussion

    • @maryamjavid3893
      @maryamjavid3893 4 роки тому +2

      We should start a pettion

  • @shinyvidsnick2951
    @shinyvidsnick2951 4 роки тому +1778

    “Baby’s foot falls off” pageant mom: oh she’s fine

    • @oliviamary2605
      @oliviamary2605 4 роки тому +46

      “It’ll take us down on the beauty score a bit but she can still preform”

    • @Red-ko3nf
      @Red-ko3nf 4 роки тому +8

      Olivia Mary me: how?

    • @elvenwitch3919
      @elvenwitch3919 4 роки тому +6

      Love your profile pic

    • @Kimmy-xw8vi
      @Kimmy-xw8vi 4 роки тому +2

      🤩😂😂😂

    • @Kb-ru9kt
      @Kb-ru9kt 4 роки тому +2

      No she says:nooo my money!!!!!

  • @arielmarie6437
    @arielmarie6437 5 років тому +774

    You can tell, when the little girl was crying on stage she was already trying to put on that fake smile and that honestly hurts 💔💔

    • @yeeyee455
      @yeeyee455 5 років тому +18

      That’s me everytime I go to school 😂

    • @littleblueclovers
      @littleblueclovers 5 років тому +68

      ariel marie That fucks with me because I don’t think an 18 month baby should be learning to fake smile and hide their sadness for their mom’s approval.

    • @carolinez1018
      @carolinez1018 5 років тому +1

      I saw that too!! Imagine the emotional damage?

  • @TimmyHabil
    @TimmyHabil Рік тому +77

    “ who uses Mountain Dew and sugar to keep a baby awake isn’t that…. ABUSE?” Man when I heard that I was wheezing

    • @aradhana356
      @aradhana356 8 місяців тому

      Where I live they don't even sell mountain dew. ( from what I know/ heard, it's illegal bc of all the bad ingredients. ) I don't know if you can bring it but stores can't sell it.

  • @lolzies9644
    @lolzies9644 4 роки тому +1705

    "HER BEAUTY SCORE WILL SUFFER"
    AND SO WILL HER FRICKEN BRAIN

    • @josephmulliss2127
      @josephmulliss2127 4 роки тому +18

      These people are sooo messed up

    • @fourearwolf3315
      @fourearwolf3315 4 роки тому +11

      @@josephmulliss2127
      Right, like these parents will only make babies for money.

    • @itsgacha411
      @itsgacha411 4 роки тому +4

      PFTHAHAHAHA

    • @reaper8401
      @reaper8401 3 роки тому +4

      MomSmaaaaaaaaaaaack ohhhhh no my Beauty score Doctor she is in a comma and when she wakes up she will think she is a chicken

    • @BarryBlock81108
      @BarryBlock81108 3 роки тому +2

      *Doom music starts* AND SO WILL YOU

  • @________3167
    @________3167 4 роки тому +2013

    Kid: *smacks head against glass*
    Mom: "No No QuIt CrYiNg YoUrE GoInG tO rUiN yOuR sCoRe"

    • @itsclemtime2357
      @itsclemtime2357 4 роки тому +29

      ________ I hope the kid disowns that bitch

    • @gakky3349
      @gakky3349 4 роки тому +7

      ________ why does she keep her kid?!?!?!

    • @stephenhelsley4189
      @stephenhelsley4189 4 роки тому +6

      You are so right It’s Clem Time Bitch

    • @Hash_777_
      @Hash_777_ 4 роки тому +3

      In sorry but I laughed

    • @snowgrave2475
      @snowgrave2475 4 роки тому +4

      @Sans might i suggest giving them several words.
      Behind the shed.
      The one from Old Yeller

  • @Itz_kitkatX-ix9wv
    @Itz_kitkatX-ix9wv 5 років тому +1240

    “Nothing worse can happen”
    “Apart from nocking her the f out”
    I shouldn’t laugh but I’m done 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Whiteclaw98
      @Whiteclaw98 5 років тому +21

      You're not alone, and the fact that he kept replaying it after didnt help.

    • @booperdoop2216
      @booperdoop2216 5 років тому +4

      Me too

    • @elizahi6296
      @elizahi6296 5 років тому +5

      Omg I died laughing 😂 lmao idk why

    • @radioactivewolfeditz2639
      @radioactivewolfeditz2639 5 років тому +4

      I died I couldn't stop laughing lol

    • @azumii4107
      @azumii4107 5 років тому +1

      Itz_kitkat9615 X I’m trying to watch this video near my sleeping toddler, but I couldn’t hold back my laugh. 😂

  • @jettetheriddler
    @jettetheriddler 2 роки тому +140

    literally need a parent like daz..

    • @kieronspiteri
      @kieronspiteri 2 роки тому +3

      Who dosent want to daz is like a god that saves everyone

  • @sourspike5502
    @sourspike5502 3 роки тому +5073

    “SHE DOESNT REMBER WHO SHE IS!? SHE THINKS SHES A CHAIR NOW?!”
    That killed me🤣

  • @jen_is_not_ok
    @jen_is_not_ok 5 років тому +13380

    Pageanting 101
    1. Get The Fetus.
    2. Throw It On Stage.
    3. Watch It Wobble.

    • @ToxPhy
      @ToxPhy 5 років тому +649

      4. Profit

    • @marycameron1560
      @marycameron1560 5 років тому +79

      Lmao😂😂😂

    • @zoehannath4101
      @zoehannath4101 5 років тому +159

      More like throw it into the door...

    • @SophTheWise
      @SophTheWise 5 років тому +35

      It’s spelled pageant* so it’d be “pageanting” ❤️

    • @lilithsparks5807
      @lilithsparks5807 5 років тому +89

      4. Watch the baby fall and crack its head open

  • @liddulfish143
    @liddulfish143 5 років тому +431

    I love how you teach your daughter to love herself. U fudging amazing Father figure. Boss move

    • @xanthe1076
      @xanthe1076 5 років тому +9

      Itsawild jess I know that really touched me! I audibly went awww

  • @icyfx7676
    @icyfx7676 Рік тому +42

    For y’all that wanna know at 5:40 is where he says “APRT FROM KNOCKING HER TF OUT”

  • @RK-qd4jp
    @RK-qd4jp 5 років тому +1831

    "if we don't bring home that crown, we are going to be crushed"
    "lIkE HEr hEaD"
    LMAOOOO

    • @lunamonetmonroe
      @lunamonetmonroe 5 років тому +2

      Rxch Keenxn Right? Like umm no...YOU will be crushed, just like the poor kids head!

    • @King_Cuso
      @King_Cuso 5 років тому

      “ “
      ____

    • @keefdrums
      @keefdrums 5 років тому

      lol so true XD

    • @siennashallard440
      @siennashallard440 5 років тому

      hahaha i’m crying of laughter

    • @the_nova664
      @the_nova664 5 років тому +2

      This baby is gonna think she is a fricking dinosaur

  • @temy4219
    @temy4219 5 років тому +3402

    Woman: *wacks her kid’s head against the door”
    Daz: “Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne”

    • @jendiviny7965
      @jendiviny7965 5 років тому +33

      poor baby :(

    • @idioticace3763
      @idioticace3763 5 років тому +28

      I’ve always wanted a younger sibling she’s adorable can I have her

    • @squishman3487
      @squishman3487 5 років тому +19

      If you re watch that the mother intentionally moved toward the door that bitch you dirty dirty person

    • @helicopter6554
      @helicopter6554 5 років тому +9

      Temy I feel bad for laughing...

    • @slothyybee7301
      @slothyybee7301 5 років тому +5

      Matilda Penna same

  • @ll-of9ow
    @ll-of9ow 5 років тому +536

    Daz:LINDAAAAA
    Linda: walks in :yes daz
    Daz:looks around" wtf

  • @0LemonBoy0
    @0LemonBoy0 2 місяці тому +12

    10:23 throwing your baby with a concussion can actually make their brain swell it’s called second impact syndrome and it is usually lethal

  • @callynwyatt9243
    @callynwyatt9243 4 роки тому +5662

    Imagine being his daughter and bringing a friend over and all you hear is "LIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNDDDDAAA"

    • @savitasweet5064
      @savitasweet5064 4 роки тому +229

      Omg did you hear what a Jessica said?
      " *LIIIINNNDA!! CALL CHILD SUPPORT!! FOR REAL!!* "

    • @time.topic.9273
      @time.topic.9273 4 роки тому +28

      𝙻𝚘𝚕✪︎㋛︎

    • @breecoffman6533
      @breecoffman6533 4 роки тому +54

      It’s like as soon as you walk in LINDA!!!

    • @renc9391
      @renc9391 4 роки тому +35

      Welp that friend is gone

    • @katetroughear7915
      @katetroughear7915 4 роки тому +49

      It would be worse if the friend was called Linda. That would be the only way he would refer to her

  • @Pompejii11
    @Pompejii11 5 років тому +635

    Tara: "I've worked so hard for this.".
    5 minutes before......
    -I got your pageant juice!-

  • @blythefarmstem
    @blythefarmstem 3 роки тому +5927

    Child abuse is exactly the correct term for this. Daz, i must say my daughter is a huge fan of yours and has been asking me and her dad to watch your videos for ages...I now understand why you have the following you do. We are totally with your point of view. Your values are bob on. Thanks Daz for teaching the younger generation the right and wrongs of today.

    • @Undefinedde
      @Undefinedde 3 роки тому +13

      Noib

    • @bellameister96
      @bellameister96 3 роки тому +75

      omg thats so adorable

    • @vinson3725
      @vinson3725 2 роки тому +60

      aw i hope you and your husband have the best daughter ever!

    • @giggle_snort
      @giggle_snort 2 роки тому +43

      Yes. 100% abusive. Bloody painful to watch.

    • @kadenfoster9038
      @kadenfoster9038 2 роки тому +44

      It’s like the mother and trainer don’t realize that she’s actually a person. They’re forcing her to do all these things she obviously doesn’t want to do and they’re filling her full of sweets and sugar just so they can get her to behave while they get her ready

  • @tarniwilliams1451
    @tarniwilliams1451 Рік тому +25

    Dad: “LINDA CALL CHILD SERVICES, IM SERIOUS!!”
    Had me ✨wheezing✨and dying in my bed 💀💀

  • @Idk-we9ip
    @Idk-we9ip 4 роки тому +1404

    “Forget the pizza joke I’ve ran out of air”
    2 seconds later
    “LINDA AIR NOW”

    • @thegayone1911
      @thegayone1911 3 роки тому +6

      Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

    • @sarah_max20
      @sarah_max20 3 роки тому +6

      This comment should blow up!

    • @evelanc2158
      @evelanc2158 3 роки тому +2

      😆😆😆😆

    • @Ayeeee08
      @Ayeeee08 3 роки тому

      Who's linda??

    • @evelanc2158
      @evelanc2158 3 роки тому

      @@Ayeeee08 he has like made up a character

  • @jo-madiison
    @jo-madiison 5 років тому +1916

    “if we don’t bring home the crown, we’ll be crushed!,”
    “just like her head..”

    • @wowiezowie5347
      @wowiezowie5347 5 років тому +20

      Love ur profile pic

    • @Peaches_Gonzalez
      @Peaches_Gonzalez 5 років тому +8

      😂😂😂😂oh lord

    • @music_lover1101
      @music_lover1101 5 років тому +9

      Imma just lurk amongst fellow army’s 👀

    • @calebbb_c
      @calebbb_c 5 років тому +9

      Can you all please shut up? I like Kpop too but commenting "aRMyyYyYyYyYYy!" on every comment with a pfp of your oppar is annoying. Again, I like Kpop too! But this vid has nothing to do with BTS or Kpop

    • @Peaches_Gonzalez
      @Peaches_Gonzalez 5 років тому +12

      Trembling Trash “oPpAR” disgusting, there is nothing wrong with having them as a profile pic, we are just saying hello, don’t like it get out, we are replying under someone who’s an army, not a random ass comment.☺️

  • @abbybrownabbz8301
    @abbybrownabbz8301 5 років тому +1060

    *LINDA CALL CHILD SERVICES! I'M SERIOUS!*
    *LINDA! AIR! NOW!*

  • @jessypash9599
    @jessypash9599 Рік тому +28

    “Forget the pizza, I’ve run out of air… *LINDA* . AIR.”

  • @glitchedorange3665
    @glitchedorange3665 3 роки тому +5073

    Daz is a rare breed of youtuber that has something called common fucking sense, im glad he actually thinks bout others and is nice but can still be funny af

    • @echolocation7183
      @echolocation7183 3 роки тому +118

      I mean he has a kid so I would hope he has common sense and realizes how fucking horrible these parents are.

    • @Mylesledragon
      @Mylesledragon 3 роки тому +33

      SOME content on UA-cam don't care about kids, but Daz actually cares. Especially Flamingo, he literally tried to troll someone because they wanted someone's phone number

    • @SkullyTheSkelly
      @SkullyTheSkelly 3 роки тому +13

      @@Mylesledragon he isn't hurting anyone. He isn't keemstar

    • @SkullyTheSkelly
      @SkullyTheSkelly 3 роки тому +10

      @@Mylesledragon also if you put your phone number on roblox your going to be called by everyone

    • @Mylesledragon
      @Mylesledragon 3 роки тому +9

      @@SkullyTheSkelly I think you read wrong, I said that Daz actually cares for children...

  • @Shadowlegendlover
    @Shadowlegendlover 5 років тому +665

    Okay but can we just take a sec to realize what a good dad Daz is.
    Wish my dad cared about me like how Daz cares about Sarah

    • @stonedlasagua3043
      @stonedlasagua3043 5 років тому +30

      TheDyingLight me too bitch.. let’s start a petition for daz to be everyone’s dad sksk

    • @cba6719
      @cba6719 5 років тому +14

      @TheDyingLight same.. wish my dad was loving..but ahh well I guess my dad just likes hurting me lol..just don't knw why he doesn't love me..

    • @magicmia3307
      @magicmia3307 5 років тому +6

      @@cba6719 Im sorry

    • @Christine-jc7vu
      @Christine-jc7vu 5 років тому +3

      life is pain in sorry that’s horrible. Have you told anyone?

    • @howdy_smai
      @howdy_smai 5 років тому

      TheDyingLight same

  • @vardevank
    @vardevank 3 роки тому +1500

    Miss Helium: "I put so much hard work into this-"
    Literally everyone: *are you fucking kidding me.*

    • @syd-thesciencekid
      @syd-thesciencekid 3 роки тому +20

      Mrs Helium 🤣

    • @vardevank
      @vardevank 3 роки тому +16

      @@syd-thesciencekid woops- my bad, Mrs* but also, I feel bad for her significant other :']

    • @syd-thesciencekid
      @syd-thesciencekid 3 роки тому +10

      @@vardevanklol I didn’t mean to say Mrs. but I feel bad for them too 😂

    • @dinoboy4662
      @dinoboy4662 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah so much hard work going
      SPANK YOUR HINEY, SPANK YOUR HINEY

    • @vardevank
      @vardevank 3 роки тому +11

      @@dinoboy4662 *EXACTLY* LIKE WTF

  • @Swisschees3
    @Swisschees3 10 місяців тому +11

    I honestly view Daz as a parental figure of some sort. I don’t have a good dad. Watching him teach people about what’s right and wrong, not discriminating, always being supportive of others that need it and overall being a great person is something I don’t have in my life rn but he always makes me feel better

  • @smithy_y
    @smithy_y 2 роки тому +2667

    "if my daughter ever uses a face tuner, i will launch her phone into space"
    this is good parenting, right here.
    best thing to do.
    well done daz :]

  • @morganandmaddie2372
    @morganandmaddie2372 4 роки тому +1862

    “HOw CaN yOu CoAch a fETuS”
    I- 💀

  • @natalieperdue7447
    @natalieperdue7447 5 років тому +857

    literally nobody:
    mom: *gives birth* okay pageant time!!!😌👋🏻

    • @lilmeat-lx7ob
      @lilmeat-lx7ob 5 років тому +3

      BAHAHGA

    • @Magz_stuff
      @Magz_stuff 5 років тому +6

      Kid:
      Mom: oops there’s a wal... oh...... you’re still going on

    • @JH-cy7rk
      @JH-cy7rk 5 років тому +3

      natalie perdue
      👀
      👄

  • @sophiag.5785
    @sophiag.5785 2 роки тому +44

    "from now on she thought she was a chair" ✋💀

  • @dashlynntaitin6798
    @dashlynntaitin6798 4 роки тому +450

    10:23
    *throws baby in the air”
    Daz: “yeah just after a concussion, can you just throw me into the sky and catch me again” 😂

    • @reymartinez646
      @reymartinez646 4 роки тому +3

      Lol 😂

    • @amandacovington9150
      @amandacovington9150 4 роки тому +5

      She had to have a massive headache. Way to go mum. I hope she pukes up the energy drink on her.

    • @C.H.K.N_tenders
      @C.H.K.N_tenders 9 місяців тому

      Brystol: thanks mom for throwing me into the air without letting me go and hauling me down! *casually gets 1st degree brain damage and severe brain bleeding*

  • @monikadsouzamd2129
    @monikadsouzamd2129 5 років тому +586

    Child: *knocks herself out and starts crying*
    Parents: G E T O N T H E B L O O D Y S T A G E

    • @Staa17637
      @Staa17637 Місяць тому

      LMAO WTF ✋😭

  • @isabelmarriott9449
    @isabelmarriott9449 4 роки тому +3243

    Her child hit her head, and all she worried about was her score SEND HER TO JAIL

    • @blaisehatris7219
      @blaisehatris7219 4 роки тому +32

      Preach🙏🙏

    • @xxlazygachaxx8198
      @xxlazygachaxx8198 4 роки тому +23

      I know right ;-; that got me so mad lol

    • @hotbabe1550
      @hotbabe1550 4 роки тому +23

      Tiny adorable baby in pain:RAAAAAAA
      Very very smart pageant mum: BRYSTOL LOVES PAGEANTZZZZ 🤪🤪

    • @randombee1784
      @randombee1784 4 роки тому +15

      SEND THEM TO THE RANCH

    • @LONDISMEALDEAL
      @LONDISMEALDEAL 4 роки тому +6

      Send them to the ranch

  • @Artzeereaper_727
    @Artzeereaper_727 8 місяців тому +18

    " forget the pizza joke I've run out of air- LINDA!! AIR. NOW! "😂😂😂

  • @blueberry8179
    @blueberry8179 3 роки тому +5627

    Daz- “APART FROM KNOCKING HER THE FUCK OUT”
    Me- crying from laughing so hard

  • @MamaBat808
    @MamaBat808 3 роки тому +1141

    "LINDA! CaLl cHiLd SeRvIcEs!!"
    "LINDA!!! AiR NoW!!!"
    I lost it🤣

  • @janecot123
    @janecot123 4 роки тому +1493

    When she put the mascara on that broke my heart, why do that to a baby, leave her alone! She doesn’t want it. Also I agree it IS child abuse, how can people do this to their children, it’s terrible

  • @Yume_521
    @Yume_521 Місяць тому +9

    2:51 subtle foreshadowing

  • @chelsross9144
    @chelsross9144 5 років тому +4850

    Vsco girls be like ”Save the turtles”
    Me: “ save the pageant children” 🤡🤡

    • @ashliestack0707
      @ashliestack0707 5 років тому +15

      Chels Ross ikr

    • @chelsross9144
      @chelsross9144 5 років тому +4

      Follow my ticktok @Ooof_chels

    • @jaydenscorner9477
      @jaydenscorner9477 5 років тому +15

      Basically the peagent children are plastic straws for the amount of plastic there mums put in their face

    • @chelsross9144
      @chelsross9144 5 років тому +2

      Jayden's Corner true they are probably gonna turn out like Kim 😂😂

    • @chelsross9144
      @chelsross9144 5 років тому +2

      ND Junction lol 😂😂🥳

  • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284
    @girlwiththeblueglasses8284 3 роки тому +589

    I love Daz. He knows when to make a joke and have a giggle, but he also knows when to be serious. He is a youtuber that has something rare nowadays - compassion and common sense. Like when he said “they’re putting mascara on a baby, I can’t even make a joke about that.” He knows when to draw a line and he is honestly so funny at the same time.

    • @culdesac5
      @culdesac5 3 роки тому +7

      I agree, this is why he’s the best UA-camr (in my opinion). Great comment, I was looking for one like this.

    • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284
      @girlwiththeblueglasses8284 3 роки тому +1

      @@culdesac5 Thank you so much, glad you agree

  • @savannahmcdaniel428
    @savannahmcdaniel428 5 років тому +2437

    forcing your kids to live out your dream🤦🏻‍♀️ disgusting🙄

    • @williamwheway1664
      @williamwheway1664 5 років тому +18

      Anna Duh I know it’s so stupid they have kid for being a mother not for there dreams

    • @ejc8466
      @ejc8466 5 років тому +22

      I feel so bad for that girl an every girl who has to do these stupid pageants

    • @yukiiberuu7413
      @yukiiberuu7413 5 років тому +4

      Anna Duh I agree

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +5

      Ah, the degeneration of the human race!

    • @maxXploration
      @maxXploration 5 років тому +3

      I'd like this but 777

  • @Erica-zf4ds
    @Erica-zf4ds Рік тому +19

    every child should have a parent like daz, sarahis so lucky to have you

  • @anahigomez3351
    @anahigomez3351 5 років тому +819

    "We'RE GoNnA Be CRusHeD."
    *"what like her head?"*
    Ooff he went off.

  • @scemo39
    @scemo39 5 років тому +559

    This is my faveourite "linda" yet
    LINDA
    AAAIIIIR
    NOW

    • @sarawl2003
      @sarawl2003 5 років тому +1

      I love the video were he yell Linda and his daughter screams back xD his face is the best thing ever

  • @DestinyRodgers
    @DestinyRodgers 3 роки тому +1163

    You cannot convince me that this is not a form of child abuse. These parents need to DO BETTER.

    • @emilyrain5702
      @emilyrain5702 3 роки тому +53

      Not just do better, they don't deserve to be parents in general. The children should be taken away from them.

    • @Joaofelixgomeslins
      @Joaofelixgomeslins 3 роки тому +12

      I agree

    • @BlockdreamerYT
      @BlockdreamerYT 3 роки тому +15

      Whoever raised the mother have to be inbred caus- JEISUSSS

    • @emilyrain5702
      @emilyrain5702 3 роки тому +12

      @@BlockdreamerYT I-
      You know you're probably right-

    • @BlockdreamerYT
      @BlockdreamerYT 3 роки тому +4

      @@emilyrain5702XD

  • @julieannahorne990
    @julieannahorne990 Рік тому +14

    "Forget the pizza joke im out of air LINDA AIR" 😭😭

  • @emoboilandon6226
    @emoboilandon6226 5 років тому +245

    9:09 I can’t breath!! I’m crying of laughter rn 😂😂
    Daz- cries
    Goes to push out air and nothing happens*
    Daz- +sudden realisation+
    Forget the pizza joke I’ve run out of air!!LlInNDa!! AaIiRr!!!

    • @afshanzakir23
      @afshanzakir23 5 років тому +2

      I died at that part as well! 😂

  • @IndigoWolfTail
    @IndigoWolfTail 5 років тому +943

    "Please welcome CONCUSSIA!!!"
    I died XD
    That poor girl, though .. :(

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 5 років тому +6

      My name is Javin. It's a Gaelic name, meaning Hurricane. I'm a woman, and I used to hate my name. But, Concussia... ick. Not a good choice.

    • @raylyngarrett4827
      @raylyngarrett4827 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +2

      Well, I have, (I promise I'm not making this up), a grandma named Cuckoo, and cousins named Porch, Ice Cream, and Itsaboy. Yes, every one of those is real.

    • @IndigoWolfTail
      @IndigoWolfTail 5 років тому +1

      @@couragekarnga8735 If Courage is your real name, you really lucked out! Too funny!

    • @cameronwarren8645
      @cameronwarren8645 5 років тому +2

      @@oddeyes9413 I think Javin is a great name. Never heard it before but still.

  • @ravenslight7934
    @ravenslight7934 5 років тому +514

    I 100% agree with you, Daz. This is literally just child abuse!

  • @DarkMoonMasokazuki
    @DarkMoonMasokazuki Рік тому +10

    WAHAHAHA- Forget the pizza joke i've run out of air- LINDA AIR
    That killed me..

  • @bear9055
    @bear9055 4 роки тому +790

    I’m sorry but when he yelled “besides knocking her tf out” I died laughing😂

  • @Froggie200
    @Froggie200 5 років тому +1373

    I actually wrote a paper on this that pageants are abusive and horrible for children and everyone agreed

    • @bubblez5394
      @bubblez5394 5 років тому +41

      I never understood child pageants. I still don't even know what to say about them. Its just saddening. Stuffing your child with chocolate and soda just so you can parade your toddler around? Like really?

    • @mercy9829
      @mercy9829 5 років тому +4

      @@bubblez5394 exactly why not adult pageants

    • @idontcare-992
      @idontcare-992 5 років тому +10

      ...pageant moms piss me off...I have a daughter who's almost 4 months old and I refuse to do pageants. I was a Tom girl and I hope shell be a Tom girl

    • @Froggie200
      @Froggie200 5 років тому +7

      FireWolf Gamer yes don’t force your child to get all pretty and stand in front of people to be judge that’ll just cause a lot of anxiety issues

    • @idontcare-992
      @idontcare-992 5 років тому +6

      @@Froggie200 I'm not. I'm never gonna force my children to do something as stupid as a pageant. It really ticked me off when she was putting makeup on a 18 month old...like wow

  • @nikhilchanda4344
    @nikhilchanda4344 4 роки тому +1607

    I feel his daughter when she’s on a FaceTime and the people she’s FaceTiming just hear, “LINDAAAAAA!”

  • @kiberdy
    @kiberdy Рік тому +24

    The ‘how can you coach a fetus’ got me cracking up 😂

  • @daderpywalrus9365
    @daderpywalrus9365 5 років тому +1146

    Mom: *feeds baby mountain dew*
    Me: *has a flash back to when my parents refuse to by mountain until I’m 18 because it has too much caffeine*

    • @3hoodies
      @3hoodies 5 років тому +13

      My parents refuse to buy me Coca cola
      I only buy it when there's something else w/ it

    • @Zombeedog
      @Zombeedog 5 років тому +3

      bitch im not allowed full coke

    • @daderpywalrus9365
      @daderpywalrus9365 5 років тому +4

      Ice bang every drink in my house is sugar and/or caffeine free. Sugar free is acceptable, sugar free isn’t that bad.

    • @Zombeedog
      @Zombeedog 5 років тому +2

      @@daderpywalrus9365 yea i prefer it

    • @jaime7491
      @jaime7491 5 років тому +2

      I can’t have pepsi

  • @LghtKnght
    @LghtKnght 4 роки тому +3765

    All children deserve parents
    But some parents don’t deserve children

  • @thedoge123hi2
    @thedoge123hi2 3 роки тому +773

    The before: happy And having fun playing
    The after: literally crying and intoxicated with sugar

    • @Soup38520
      @Soup38520 3 роки тому +27

      And with a concussion

    • @michpfeffer1197
      @michpfeffer1197 3 роки тому +22

      @@Soup38520 And with a rats' nest on the top of her skull

    • @lemonheadgaming3991
      @lemonheadgaming3991 3 роки тому +8

      She just knocked out

    • @deadclowns3915
      @deadclowns3915 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah why would you make a baby drink a drink that is not even for baby’s

    • @thedoge123hi2
      @thedoge123hi2 3 роки тому +8

      @@deadclowns3915 it’s because it’s full of energy and sugar and because the moms are cruel and mean

  • @sydneydavis8140
    @sydneydavis8140 5 місяців тому +2

    I love seeing a dad insist on positive self image. You being a father that encourages self love and self acceptance will go so far in her life. That is a priceless concept

  • @aislinkangas184
    @aislinkangas184 5 років тому +808

    "They cant do worse than the pageant"
    (Gets hit in the head)
    Daz: EXCEPT GIVE HER MEMORY LOSS
    also daz:welcome concusion to the stage
    Me: they broke the little girl

    • @lazypotatoforever2283
      @lazypotatoforever2283 5 років тому +8

      Concussia

    • @Bert988
      @Bert988 4 роки тому +3

      300th like
      I don’t know why I’m saying this

    • @georgiakray4937
      @georgiakray4937 4 роки тому +7

      Parents: just put her in rice when she gets home iTlL bE fInE

    • @aislinkangas184
      @aislinkangas184 4 роки тому +1

      @@georgiakray4937 omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @samanthaborlace7028
    @samanthaborlace7028 3 роки тому +3426

    This actually breaks my heart... Why do people do things like this to their children?

    • @RoeAlx
      @RoeAlx 3 роки тому +115

      babies suffering or crying really gets to me.. kinda hard to watch

    • @samanthaborlace7028
      @samanthaborlace7028 3 роки тому +17

      @@RoeAlx Mhm... ☹️

    • @ilooooovekrabbypatties
      @ilooooovekrabbypatties 3 роки тому +30

      @@RoeAlx It is.. I was tearing up while watching but Daz made me feel better

    • @whosemilly
      @whosemilly 3 роки тому +15

      Money

    • @Amber-ye9ds
      @Amber-ye9ds 3 роки тому +41

      @@RoeAlx it hits after you take a child development/ parenting class. Like knowing this kid is gonna have a toxic life, and then grow up with tht. It sucks

  • @georgeedwards9121
    @georgeedwards9121 5 років тому +2037

    “do you just throw it on stage and watch it wobble?”
    SKSKSKS I CANT IM SORRY👀👀💀💀

  • @krystalbeaz2718
    @krystalbeaz2718 Рік тому +7

    9:00 had me dying on the floor like "LINDA I NEED AIR"

  • @gxorgiex
    @gxorgiex 3 роки тому +969

    6:55 the fact that she’s more bothered about her “beauty score” rather than her own daughter being hurt…..terrible parenting

    • @JosephBah3736
      @JosephBah3736 2 роки тому

      I GOING TO FUCKING KILL THEM WANT A BUNCH OF WANKERS

    • @CJPurplePrincess
      @CJPurplePrincess 2 роки тому +38

      There’s two types of infant-toddler moms I despise.
      Those who care about something else more than the safety of one’s child.
      And those who laugh when a child gets seriously injured.

    • @mastersinthe5114
      @mastersinthe5114 2 роки тому +1

      @@CJPurplePrincess If I see someone laugh when a child is SERIOUSLY hurt Imma break that someone's nose

  • @wildflowerclouds5721
    @wildflowerclouds5721 4 роки тому +1512

    "LINDA! CALL CHILD SERVICES. I'M SERIOUS!!!"
    ME: "LINDA! GET RID OF CORONAVIRUS. I'M SERIOUS!!!"

    • @thomash8440
      @thomash8440 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂 lol

    • @nayeonifed3157
      @nayeonifed3157 4 роки тому +12

      Do yall find this funny? (Not tryna hate bish)

    • @0little-twin-stars0
      @0little-twin-stars0 4 роки тому +8

      I'm enjoying quarantine i HATE people

    • @sircringecake
      @sircringecake 4 роки тому +2

      I literally saw looked at this comment at the axact time he said it 😂😂😂

    • @toiletpaper5412
      @toiletpaper5412 4 роки тому +2

      Haha you’re so funny I’m crying.

  • @bee5308
    @bee5308 4 роки тому +803

    Fetus: **get concussion**
    Mother: OH NO STOP CRYING YOU'RE GONNA *RUIN YOUR SCORE*
    this mother is a *very good mother* 🗿

    • @yukie-chan4607
      @yukie-chan4607 4 роки тому +23

      If I was that child's mum I would have taken her right to home and let her sleep and comfort her or some shit! Why is the only thing these mothers care about the winning?!?!?!?!?!?!

    • @yukie-chan4607
      @yukie-chan4607 4 роки тому +5

      OMG OVERHAUL IS THAT U?!?!?! HOLY HELL!!!!!

    • @tylercornwall8066
      @tylercornwall8066 4 роки тому +3

      @@yukie-chan4607 is that actually the real overhaul

    • @lazydaizy562
      @lazydaizy562 4 роки тому +2

      Touya Todoroki if they get a concussion shouldn’t they try to stay awake...? I’m not sure how that works, im sorry heh

    • @lazydaizy562
      @lazydaizy562 4 роки тому +2

      MOTHER OF THE YEAR GOES TO.....

  • @SP_Shenanigans
    @SP_Shenanigans 9 місяців тому +4

    9:15 *crying* 😭
    Can doesn’t work
    Daz:🤨
    *LINDA, AIR! NOW*
    Bro I’m dead 😂

  • @mehgreyson
    @mehgreyson 4 роки тому +755

    Judge: So Bristol, tell me, how did you train for this pagent?
    Bristol: Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
    _Earlier that day_
    Tara: CaN yOu SpAnK yoUr HinEy

  • @Yassified_Shoto_Todoroki_
    @Yassified_Shoto_Todoroki_ 2 роки тому +2930

    Every child deserves a parent but not every parent deserves a child

  • @samahissimplistic
    @samahissimplistic 5 років тому +642

    "Brystol enjoys pageants"
    *Literally 0.2 seconds ago was balling her eyes out*

  • @dogsareawesome9197
    @dogsareawesome9197 Рік тому +10

    I would rant but Daz perfectly describes it all at 9:55. Its sad and disgusting

  • @RJ-qx2fy
    @RJ-qx2fy 5 років тому +726

    Dez: "She just wants to watch Bob the builder"
    Me: Maybe he can fix her mums brain...

    • @cathwhaley9725
      @cathwhaley9725 5 років тому +12

      Omg I love that

    • @zivakobal558
      @zivakobal558 5 років тому +30

      even bob the builder can't fix that

    • @jasonevans6165
      @jasonevans6165 5 років тому

      That's the truth

    • @kimgant123
      @kimgant123 5 років тому +2

      🤣🤣 I'm done!! Fucking Bob is going to have a mental break down

    • @cowboynoises1680
      @cowboynoises1680 5 років тому +1

      lol hopefully other wise I'll kill myself mentally because of this mom that is a dingus but seriosly

  • @ZERRO_1221
    @ZERRO_1221 5 років тому +348

    "And doesn't give seven shades of shit!"
    This is one of the reasons I watch him. XD

  • @rookinson
    @rookinson 5 років тому +29919

    Petition to consider baby/child pageants illegal until the child is old enough to give consent

    • @lowenna.faith18
      @lowenna.faith18 5 років тому +1043

      MarkER that means pageants cannot happen till 18 as they legally cannot sign for themselves until then, would be much much better as then the person has a actual choice!!!

    • @bjoint7777
      @bjoint7777 5 років тому +263

      Lucy has signed

    • @Inevitably_Invisible
      @Inevitably_Invisible 5 років тому +192

      I sign

    • @21phandomsatthedisco29
      @21phandomsatthedisco29 5 років тому +175

      I would sign

    • @tabikat2532
      @tabikat2532 5 років тому +161

      I'd sign that

  • @kathyford-qo2me
    @kathyford-qo2me Рік тому +3

    Abuse isn't strong enough to truly express what is happening to that poor baby.