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КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @ashm270
    @ashm270 5 років тому +2782

    "child slave lAborrr" I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY SODA

  • @chantelle6474
    @chantelle6474 5 років тому +1854

    1:23 "naturally beautiful pageant princess" she says while changing every natural aspect of her child...

    • @yogurLAPIZ
      @yogurLAPIZ 5 років тому +38

      I died when she said that cause I was like: tf honey are you for real!!! XD

    • @Hercules1135
      @Hercules1135 5 років тому +7

      No they were saying that she was naturally born beautiful

    • @annaanna5969
      @annaanna5969 5 років тому +6

      Your welcome for the 100 like I gave you!

    • @ellethebat5624
      @ellethebat5624 5 років тому

      Yupp

    • @emilyjones8422
      @emilyjones8422 5 років тому

      Exactly

  • @indiawood6034
    @indiawood6034 2 роки тому +3268

    “She’s prayed to Jesus to make her brown.”
    “I’ve prayed to Jesus to make me BrOWniEs.”
    I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @urfaveemo8082
    @urfaveemo8082 2 роки тому +1548

    Ignoring the fact that these children are always adorable before all the makeup an I personally like that this child thinks dark skin is beautiful but her mother is embracing that in the wrong way!

    • @laylah6874
      @laylah6874 2 роки тому +82

      right! like i love that she’s raising her daughter to not be hateful, but this was just too much

    • @til5292
      @til5292 2 роки тому +10

      Ikrrrrr

    • @livvyyyyyyyyyyy
      @livvyyyyyyyyyyy 2 роки тому +88

      exactly, she should teach her daughter to appreciate different races and cultures. It’s cool that she has different skin toned dolls, but the mother shouldn’t be influencing her child to do blackface.

    • @ami.sabbath
      @ami.sabbath 2 роки тому +9

      @@livvyyyyyyyyyyy this.

    • @Usernr1234
      @Usernr1234 Рік тому +1

      Agreed. She's such a beautie. But im most certainly against pagents for children in general. But at least it looks like she enjoys it

  • @MybodyJetBlackschoice
    @MybodyJetBlackschoice 5 років тому +3340

    "LINDA IS THAT ENCOURAGING SLAVE LABOR?!"
    - Daz Games 2019

  • @grungewolf1357
    @grungewolf1357 5 років тому +1881

    'and while my country is trying to leave the EU....'
    *"I'm just trying to leave this planet"*

    • @margotc2780
      @margotc2780 5 років тому +11

      a big fat *mood*

    • @_abiiii
      @_abiiii 5 років тому +9

      MEEEEEE

    • @melcon7340
      @melcon7340 5 років тому +6

      I read that the exact time he said it😂

    • @sonararchive6722
      @sonararchive6722 5 років тому +3

      DarkPhoenixx :3 u r so fucking me 😂😂😂

    • @mare9186
      @mare9186 5 років тому +3

      IKR AHAHHAH

  • @gh0stfac3ee13
    @gh0stfac3ee13 3 роки тому +528

    i do pageants, but i am also 14. and yes as you said. “when they lose, do they just think their not beautiful enough?” yes. that is how we feel. ask any pageant girl.

    • @kellyloves5324
      @kellyloves5324 2 роки тому +54

      That’s kinda sad because even without the win they are still beautiful 😔

    • @masterdeity3400
      @masterdeity3400 2 роки тому +33

      Then don’t do the pageants, it’s not worth it.

    • @spilledmilk9643
      @spilledmilk9643 2 роки тому +19

      Is it your choice to do them or do your parents make you

    • @mi_sa_j6001
      @mi_sa_j6001 2 роки тому +6

      that’s so sad🤨

    • @Saloneyful
      @Saloneyful Рік тому +11

      Late to the game but agreed. Going into a pageant was the worst decision of my life. I had to drop out because my eating disorder got so bad.

  • @raccooninnit342
    @raccooninnit342 3 роки тому +290

    Child: crying and yelling : i dont like it!
    Adult’s word’s: SHE LOVES IT GOD DAMMIT

  • @str4wberries98
    @str4wberries98 3 роки тому +3023

    "that Beyonce is BLAAAAAAAAACK. The child is whiter than the MILKY WAY" 😂😂😂

    • @drwilsonstoenailpolish3194
      @drwilsonstoenailpolish3194 3 роки тому +43

      He was talking about the British Milky Way chocolate bars, the inside of them is white, not the American ones or the galaxy lol

    • @lillymearkley1939
      @lillymearkley1939 3 роки тому +9

      @@drwilsonstoenailpolish3194 Okay???

    • @liamgreat8024
      @liamgreat8024 3 роки тому +4

      @@lillymearkley1939 yo do you got a parrot

    • @janedullard8463
      @janedullard8463 3 роки тому +5

      I’m whiter than the milky way

    • @lucastojanovic7918
      @lucastojanovic7918 3 роки тому +7

      @@janedullard8463 course you are, your name is jane😂 same way I have a white name

  • @achalmalual8921
    @achalmalual8921 5 років тому +6360

    Harmonize with me Daz!
    “SHEEEEEEEEEEE’S FOURRRRRRR!”

    • @BadTortoise430
      @BadTortoise430 5 років тому +122

      That shit got me rolling on the floor😂😂😂

    • @soap3612
      @soap3612 5 років тому +51

      SHEEEEEEEEEEEE’S FOURRRRRRr

    • @mylan4742
      @mylan4742 5 років тому +29

      Codboimaster 4000 are you on fire?

    • @GreyPetro
      @GreyPetro 5 років тому +32

      SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'SSSSSS FOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR!!~~~~

    • @ash_1013
      @ash_1013 4 роки тому +13

      SSSSSHHHHHHHEEEEEEEE’SSSSSSSS FFFFFFOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  • @megfisher9830
    @megfisher9830 2 роки тому +246

    imagine the judges:
    “this kid got disciplined and made fun of by her mother for not dancing properly, lost sleep and time for food by practicing for this day, got a tan at 4 years old for this day, and got peer pressured by adults to put on makeup that could cause harm to the TODDLER”
    judge: *eh, 3/10*

  • @RomeoPlays17
    @RomeoPlays17 Рік тому +16

    Mum’s feelings through emojis
    Happy=😃
    Sad=😃
    Angry=😃
    Nervous=😃
    Depressed=😃
    Bored=😃
    In pain=😃

  • @veggiesaremurder
    @veggiesaremurder 5 років тому +573

    "One thing I've noticed that she'll struggle with...is that Beyoncé is BLAAAACK!" 😂😂😂 I love how you just scream out loud what everyone is thinking. 😂

  • @jojo-dn7qb
    @jojo-dn7qb 5 років тому +3544

    "My daughter is natural" FIVE MINUTES LATER SHE IS GETS SPRAY TAN

  • @brooksfaucette296
    @brooksfaucette296 3 роки тому +62

    "She has natural beauty" and at the age of 4 that's ALL SHE NEEDS

  • @isabellamcgrady12
    @isabellamcgrady12 2 роки тому +33

    Attention everyone Daz’s new hit single is now out it’s called
    🎶She’sssss fouuurrrrr🎶

  • @mr_oreoman
    @mr_oreoman 5 років тому +2784

    I'm surprised the workers even allowed a 4-year-old child get a spray tan, like wtf
    *LINDA*
    CALL CHILDLINE

    • @melancrolypoly
      @melancrolypoly 5 років тому +16

      Omg a fellow tree bro👁👁

    • @foxystudios8483
      @foxystudios8483 5 років тому +9

      08001111

    • @mr_oreoman
      @mr_oreoman 5 років тому +6

      @@melancrolypoly Why hello there

    • @Loumains
      @Loumains 5 років тому +8

      Starlight 0487 done

    • @mr_oreoman
      @mr_oreoman 5 років тому +8

      @@Loumains Thanks, Linda 😂😂

  • @hannah90254
    @hannah90254 5 років тому +531

    *”she looks like a blond dora”*
    *I CANT ANYMORE😂😂😂*

  • @TheElectroFox
    @TheElectroFox 2 роки тому +21

    6:10 can just imagine the kid being in the salon and saying "I want to be Beyonce" and the assistant saying "well I wanna be the next superstar too, but life's a shithouse ain't it!" :P

  • @DeafIjabel
    @DeafIjabel Рік тому +8

    Allyson: I dont wanna put on my eyelashes.
    Daz: OF COURSE YOU DONT LOVE CUS YOU GOT YOUR OWN ALREADY

  • @McChicken03
    @McChicken03 4 роки тому +2264

    “Ready for a spray tan?”
    🎶🎵SHHHEEEE’S FOOOUUUUURRR🎵🎶

  • @izabellapinardi7239
    @izabellapinardi7239 5 років тому +489

    “LINDA!! IS THAT ENCOURAGING CHILD SLAVE LABOR?!?”

    • @phoebe425
      @phoebe425 5 років тому +8

      I literally read this as he was saying it... weird lol

    • @eggos3534
      @eggos3534 5 років тому

      @@phoebe425 same lol

    • @Sniffpod
      @Sniffpod 5 років тому +1

      @@phoebe425 same

    • @eleanor9097
      @eleanor9097 5 років тому +2

      "RESEARCH!!!"

    • @EKTapstar
      @EKTapstar 5 років тому +1

      I’ve answered

  • @Justme-dl9yd
    @Justme-dl9yd 2 роки тому +59

    Daz: what is she a cat that can’t get comfortable
    Also Daz: *purrrrr*
    3:35

  • @Salem_officiall
    @Salem_officiall 3 роки тому +29

    Daz:” can i just get the money?”
    Me: dieing in agreement

  • @morgan6942
    @morgan6942 4 роки тому +2700

    Ali: “ I like tanning so I can get BROWWNNN LIKKE BEONCÈ”
    Daz: “YOOOOUUUUU dont know what you likeee”.

  • @plutoprojectarts
    @plutoprojectarts 5 років тому +1104

    "While my country is trying to leave the EU, I am trying to leave the planet."
    IM GONE

    • @oogabooga2337
      @oogabooga2337 4 роки тому +4

      Riley Thiede where have u gone

    • @oogabooga2337
      @oogabooga2337 4 роки тому +1

      Mars?

    • @miraculously_awesome7022
      @miraculously_awesome7022 4 роки тому +3

      I feel u Riley, MAY I JOIN YOU!!!
      All these politicians and now THIS!!!

    • @5mincer
      @5mincer 4 роки тому +1

      Trying is the key word here because they are still not out :P

    • @dontbemad6460
      @dontbemad6460 4 роки тому +1

      @@5mincer... They are now

  • @nickandkyvlogs8054
    @nickandkyvlogs8054 3 роки тому +11

    Daz... Daz Daz Daz... sweet, sweet Daz...
    She can’t stop smiling...
    The Botox won’t let her 😂

  • @darnight-lq2ht
    @darnight-lq2ht Рік тому +14

    5:55 my god Linda can do everything

  • @fahadbinshihoun7651
    @fahadbinshihoun7651 5 років тому +510

    Daz hears the $500... "What SARAH HAVE YOU EVER WANTED A TAN"🤑🤑😂😂😂😂

  • @honkhonk9222
    @honkhonk9222 5 років тому +750

    Is it weird that I instantley read comments and smile at the wholesomeness of dazis fans.

    • @nathanburke420
      @nathanburke420 5 років тому +4

      Hey Gloria XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love the name sis

    • @avaa7385
      @avaa7385 4 роки тому

      Yassssssss

    • @pateachou7244
      @pateachou7244 4 роки тому +4

      I've just read "Nazis fans" I was like "wHaT ?!" 😂

    • @mmabrawler732
      @mmabrawler732 4 роки тому +2

      @@pateachou7244 i did too!

  • @evanc5603
    @evanc5603 2 роки тому +9

    Daz: LINDA, IS THAT CHILD SLAVERY LABOR?
    Sarah: 👁👄👁

  • @Tori-zc8tp
    @Tori-zc8tp 3 роки тому +290

    all funny jokes aside, this is the mom's fault with her, her being like "black/African-american" is terrible. The mom should've shut this down but she didnt. Her being 4 in all she just came out and she doesn't have a good idea how bad this is.

    • @lamiaal3598
      @lamiaal3598 2 роки тому +28

      Same way many black parents (not just pageants) try to make their 4 yr old little ones look white with the blonde wigs and white foundation

    • @MinSuga-ze9vt
      @MinSuga-ze9vt 2 роки тому +10

      @@lamiaal3598 what the fuck are you talking about?

    • @MinSuga-ze9vt
      @MinSuga-ze9vt 2 роки тому +10

      @@lamiaal3598 give me links + sources.

    • @lamiaal3598
      @lamiaal3598 2 роки тому +20

      @@MinSuga-ze9vt Nigga just go to Kenya, Ghana, Ethiopea where I am from, and see with your own eyes. But if you're too narrow and American to stretch your brain out to other countries/cultures outside the US, research black children's pageants

    • @donttalktome6878
      @donttalktome6878 2 роки тому +20

      Ye I agree the daughter doesn't know how wrong it is she just see someone she idolises and wants to be like her

  • @laur.idk_e8923
    @laur.idk_e8923 3 роки тому +2443

    Mom: “She doesn’t have the best rhythm.”
    Me: She 👏 is 👏 FOUR! 🎶
    👏

  • @lucya9031
    @lucya9031 5 років тому +625

    Me at 4 years old: *MUM WHERE IS MY NINTENDO*
    These kids: *MUM WHERES MY SPRAY TAN, HAIR EXTENSIONS AND SEPHORA MAKEUP*

    • @markndoja4354
      @markndoja4354 5 років тому +18

      Daz: LINDAAAAA

    • @KaraHudson565
      @KaraHudson565 5 років тому +31

      Me at 4: "Grandma can i go outside and play?"

    • @nococonutsgames7899
      @nococonutsgames7899 5 років тому +3

      lol

    • @jackfrost8825
      @jackfrost8825 5 років тому +14

      Me at 4: *proceeds to torture bugs to death for fun*

    • @claireconrad876
      @claireconrad876 5 років тому +10

      Me at 4: **sitting in front of the TV with my brother watching Pokémon**

  • @crusty.trees22
    @crusty.trees22 2 роки тому +14

    “Is she a cat that can’t get comfortable?!??”
    Meanwhile my cat trying to get comfy on my lap: 👁👄👁

  • @naimagarcia333
    @naimagarcia333 2 роки тому +13

    he’s literally my life support😩 HES THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME ALIVE RN

  • @beths4681
    @beths4681 5 років тому +3325

    WaS sHe ElEcTeD *pOpE?!?!*
    I snorted.

    • @magicalpixie3712
      @magicalpixie3712 5 років тому +8

      Me too

    • @sourad.e5661
      @sourad.e5661 5 років тому +14

      i was boutta comment about it but then i saw ur comment but yeah i choked on my cheerios 😂

    • @beths4681
      @beths4681 5 років тому +3

      @@sourad.e5661 sowwy

    • @chloerowen6870
      @chloerowen6870 5 років тому +2

      Ba Swarb I cant deal

    • @gacha_cookies5136
      @gacha_cookies5136 4 роки тому +1

      I would like but I don't want too ruin your 666 likes 😂👌

  • @Paranoid-Philosopher
    @Paranoid-Philosopher 5 років тому +1260

    So wrong. Kids should just be playing games and having fun.
    Not damn spray tanning!
    Parents should not encourage that madness.. 😑

    • @zeldaprincessgirl100
      @zeldaprincessgirl100 5 років тому +13

      As well as playing outside with their toys and running around.

    • @zarachick6793
      @zarachick6793 5 років тому +6

      Let me catch MY son no but her daughter wants to do it. Usually I don’t agree with these videos but this one the mum is actually calm

    • @yasminchan7425
      @yasminchan7425 5 років тому +9

      @@zarachick6793 sure, her four year old definitely has prayed to Jesus that he'll make her brown, and she loves getting ready, she's almost crying with excitement^^ the mom is forcing her child just like every other of these moms, she's just not the worst one I will admit that

    • @slutforratatouille
      @slutforratatouille 5 років тому +3

      Little kids should play dress up with princess dresses and barbie dolls instead of being forced into tacky dresses that look like a colorblind and dyslexic dog made them.

    • @zarachick6793
      @zarachick6793 5 років тому +2

      Let me catch MY son she’s really not. You don’t see her whining 🤷‍♀️

  • @littlespoonsebastian
    @littlespoonsebastian 8 місяців тому +4

    kids often have flippant thoughts of "i want to be a different colour" because they're curious to know what it's like. as a kid i sometimes wanted to be white and have blonde hair because that's what my best friend looked like. but this is on another level. this can't just be the kid's idea, and i know that's obvious already but i just wanna say for the record that being curious about other skin tones/hair types/face shapes isn't a problem when a kid is still learning, but committing to changing that about yourself is when it becomes a problem, especially if the parent is encouraging it

  • @HayzHayzeeeeee
    @HayzHayzeeeeee 2 роки тому +9

    I will say tho Emmerald was on this episode and she genuinely loved pageants, both her and her mum were so nice to watch! You could tell the mum didn’t force the child, she never went full glitz cos she liked her daughters natural beauty and Emmerald literally walked on the stage with so much joy. So pageants aren’t all bad.

  • @mikiarsic71
    @mikiarsic71 5 років тому +531

    We seriously need a 'LOW DISK SPACE' Compilation 😂

  • @watermxln
    @watermxln 4 роки тому +2067

    “Is that too tight?”
    “YeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeSsSsSsSsS”
    “Okay!” **pulls even tighter**

    • @bluengi3878
      @bluengi3878 4 роки тому +8

      @Jessica_vandenHeever Heever
      2:51

    • @misshelly23
      @misshelly23 4 роки тому +6

      How Daz repeated that yeeeeeeees part made me laugh so hard and I had to keep replaying it LOLOL

    • @hellokiity2
      @hellokiity2 4 роки тому +2

      I watch ur channel!!

    • @user-bx1cq9sj6l
      @user-bx1cq9sj6l 4 роки тому

      WatermelonGirl 1803 omg yes 😂😂

    • @Gaby-fi8um
      @Gaby-fi8um 4 роки тому

      Girl says: mom that’s good! :D 😂👌 I’m DEAD

  • @panboo4798
    @panboo4798 3 роки тому +14

    Nobody
    Daz: THERES TO MUCH BEIGE

    • @thepainfuljournee
      @thepainfuljournee 2 роки тому +1

      I'm so glad You brought up that part! That was probably the most funniest part out of all of the video for some reason. I always laugh at it! How he says beige 😂😂😂

    • @user-up1pn5kc6e
      @user-up1pn5kc6e Місяць тому

  • @niasbaking2564
    @niasbaking2564 3 роки тому +18

    4:49 WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE JAMES CHARLES!?!?

  • @meganbaldwinn
    @meganbaldwinn 3 роки тому +3155

    The mum is like, ‘my daughters pretty but she has no talent.’

  • @chelseygordon491
    @chelseygordon491 5 років тому +510

    Fave part:
    "im sorry, this whole hou- theres too much BEIGE!!!" 😂🤣😭😂🤣😭

    • @SpookShowXBBY
      @SpookShowXBBY 5 років тому +4

      Jesus Christ its dull

    • @Broooklyn_Gacha
      @Broooklyn_Gacha 4 роки тому +2

      I read your name as Gordon Ramsey for some reason...

  • @crystalbrokaw7335
    @crystalbrokaw7335 2 роки тому +8

    It likes a freaking jellyfish swimming right towards her mom” got me laughing so hard for some reason

  • @asyouuwish
    @asyouuwish 3 роки тому +10

    Daz: “Sarah do you want a tan?”
    Sarah: “uh did my dad just ask if I want a tan?”
    😂😂😂😂🙌🏻

  • @jlecroy3
    @jlecroy3 3 роки тому +4769

    Daz: SHEEEEEEES FOOUUURRRR
    Simon: presses golden buzzer

  • @shennyboi110
    @shennyboi110 5 років тому +9107

    Mom-“She’s prayed to Jesus that he would make her brown”
    Daz-“ I’ve prayed to Jesus that someone would make me brown EES!”

    • @crystalvitagliano6381
      @crystalvitagliano6381 5 років тому +79

      Shenny Boi I read that whilst they were saying it. 👌perfect sink

    • @melloj9185
      @melloj9185 5 років тому +22

      Shenny Boi same tbh

    • @mars2143
      @mars2143 5 років тому +38

      RandomDrawings PERFECT S I N K

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 5 років тому +16

      Shenny Boi...CHEESECAKE BROWNIE BOTTOM BROWNIES! 🤤 🤤 🤤

    • @guacamoli7
      @guacamoli7 5 років тому +16

      RandomDrawings | it’s sync, but you should keep that sink

  • @thedarkwolfsif1750
    @thedarkwolfsif1750 2 роки тому +12

    There is something about that mother’s stare that deeply unsettles me on a primal level.

  • @isaiahjones3208
    @isaiahjones3208 Рік тому +2

    5:19 everyone give it up for daz
    👏👏👏👏👏
    SHEEESSS FOOOUUURR
    Simon presses golden button

  • @ryleeschubert9240
    @ryleeschubert9240 4 роки тому +1835

    Daz's neighbors " Poor Linda, her husband is always yelling at her to do stuff"
    Daz in the backround " LINDAAAA!!"

    • @makaligrow4273
      @makaligrow4273 4 роки тому +6

      Lmaooo

    • @LyricaSilvan
      @LyricaSilvan 4 роки тому +79

      “He must keep her locked up. I never even see her leave the house!”
      “LINDAAAAA”

    • @kermitthefrog5028
      @kermitthefrog5028 4 роки тому

      It's not his wife

    • @ryleeschubert9240
      @ryleeschubert9240 4 роки тому +10

      Kermit The Frog I know it’s just a joke

    • @Celeste_51
      @Celeste_51 3 роки тому +5

      RYLEE SCHUBERT wait is Linda just a made up person :o

  • @darceyratcliffe2075
    @darceyratcliffe2075 5 років тому +1442

    Someone make a Alexa version but called LINDA

    • @Lanarostisseraychicken
      @Lanarostisseraychicken 5 років тому +22

      Darcey Ratcliffe omg yes. New Daz merch, Linda. She doesn’t respond back.

    • @sinenomine8101
      @sinenomine8101 4 роки тому +8

      You can change Alexa's name.

    • @Ali_D_Katt
      @Ali_D_Katt 4 роки тому +2

      @@sinenomine8101 came to say the same thing lol you can change siri's name too

    • @jaiden3082
      @jaiden3082 4 роки тому

      Darcey Ratcliffe this comment is underrated 😂

    • @eros1702
      @eros1702 4 роки тому +1

      We just screech LINDA into our phones

  • @user-lo2cy4xf1x
    @user-lo2cy4xf1x 2 роки тому +6

    If he was in the talent show he would win every time ! He so serious and funny at the same time 😂

  • @nickymiddel4320
    @nickymiddel4320 3 роки тому +9

    1:14. “I can’t stop fucking smiling😂😂

  • @Posterbunny420
    @Posterbunny420 3 роки тому +5965

    “She’s four!!” The singing was spot on!😄

  • @sarahg4058
    @sarahg4058 4 роки тому +1286

    “SHEEEEEEEESSSSS FOOOOOUUUURRRRRRRR” daz=best singer of the decade 😂

  • @hugkatia
    @hugkatia 2 роки тому +4

    “I just want to give her the world” meanwhile your eyes are rolling back into their sockets

  • @dabeast1693
    @dabeast1693 2 роки тому +4

    The people that disliked this vid liked it so much they turned there screen upside down and pressed like😂

  • @sophienahmias8784
    @sophienahmias8784 5 років тому +635

    Tanning lady: "You wanna be that brown let's see if we can do that for ya"
    Daz: *looks at doll*
    Daz: "That's not brown that's African American"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @courtneyproctor8437
    @courtneyproctor8437 4 роки тому +704

    Mom: she doesn’t have the best rhythm
    Daz: ShEs FoUrrrrrr ShE jUsT caMe Out YOuR woMB

  • @estherneustaeter2381
    @estherneustaeter2381 Рік тому +2

    Daz’s impression of a cat, will never, not make me laugh!

  • @solara8916
    @solara8916 2 роки тому +2

    it’s that “work smile” you have to give when you work in hospitality

  • @bachnigeria6428
    @bachnigeria6428 5 років тому +1120

    Lady: are you ready to get spray tanned
    Daz:SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE IIIIIIIIISSSSSSS FFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOUUUUURRRRR

    • @traceyrodrigues7566
      @traceyrodrigues7566 5 років тому +5

      Bach Nigeria *she's four

    • @Mtemp30720
      @Mtemp30720 4 роки тому +4

      Tracey Rodrigues You’re Not Wrong

    • @gachagerbil3088
      @gachagerbil3088 4 роки тому +4

      Tracey Rodrigues IIIIIIIIITTTTTTSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAA JJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE CHIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL THHHEEEEE FFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK DOOOOWWWWWWWWNNN

    • @randomblueberries4491
      @randomblueberries4491 4 роки тому +1

      @@gachagerbil3088 IIIIIIIIIIIII DDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTT KKKKKKKKKKKNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOO PPPPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEE HHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPP MMMMMMMMEEEEE PPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSSSE AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNNKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU MMMMMMMMMMRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS. GGGGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRBBBBBBBIIIIIIIL BBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYEEEEEEE

    • @weeblover4533
      @weeblover4533 4 роки тому

      Bach Nigeria that’s true I like your statement

  • @FiftyShadesOfGreyUk
    @FiftyShadesOfGreyUk 5 років тому +8738

    We seriously need a ‘LINDA!’ Compilation 😂

  • @cloudy_box2813
    @cloudy_box2813 Рік тому +3

    9:28 ✨Life lesson with Daz✨: Consent is extremely important.

  • @jasposaurus
    @jasposaurus Рік тому +2

    The therapist: what are you afraid of?
    Other: ghost, spider, monter, scary animals, shooting range and killer
    Daz: bloody fake eyelids!

    • @autinjones7194
      @autinjones7194 Рік тому +1

      whose afraid of shooting ranges? they are by design some of the safest most controlled places to use a gun?

  • @kelynnrose4653
    @kelynnrose4653 5 років тому +2945

    Mom- “She’s prayed to Jesus that he would make her brown.”
    Daz- "I’ve prayed to Jesus that someone would make me brown ies."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Me- "Same tho."

  • @WarConfIict
    @WarConfIict 4 роки тому +544

    Lady: So, are you ready to get spray tanned?
    Daz: 🎵SHEEEEEE'S FOOOOoooUUR!🎵

  • @D.M.C100
    @D.M.C100 2 роки тому +5

    "I prayed to Jesus that someone makes me brownies..." I died

  • @bethanygrogan8869
    @bethanygrogan8869 2 роки тому +10

    7:30 a shit crown from eBay 😂😂😂😂

  • @FlamingoSundew
    @FlamingoSundew 5 років тому +866

    You are the only UA-camr where I don't even have to read the title just click honestly makes me laugh so hard

  • @itsnataliewbu
    @itsnataliewbu 5 років тому +275

    “what did she win did she get elected pope?!” IM CRYIIIIING!!!!😂😂😂

  • @hanlonfamily333
    @hanlonfamily333 2 роки тому +2

    9:33
    Daz: who’s counting?
    Me:3,4,5, it’s 5

  • @aminahusic2418
    @aminahusic2418 Рік тому +2

    The mom:"she looks a little silly but I think it'll be cute"
    Daz:"DONT CALL HER SILLY YOUR SILLY mUM"

  • @audreyheston3694
    @audreyheston3694 4 роки тому +1496

    she pulled a reverse michael jackson

  • @Liminal_Lemons
    @Liminal_Lemons 4 роки тому +3388

    Other people's fears: spiders, snakes,frogs,etc.
    Daz's fears: fake eyelashes

    • @melissaeason9791
      @melissaeason9791 4 роки тому +7

      Yessssss

    • @syd.cx123
      @syd.cx123 4 роки тому +23

      My fear is glitter, it SCARES me!

    • @toughcheese2540
      @toughcheese2540 4 роки тому +11

      My fear is tiny holes😔😂

    • @melomme6466
      @melomme6466 4 роки тому +4

      My fear is slime. ITS TOO GOOY!

    • @makeup.by.ash04
      @makeup.by.ash04 4 роки тому +3

      Wait you guys fear frogs too? My friends think I’m weird for it.

  • @CarribeanMarineVideography
    @CarribeanMarineVideography Рік тому +3

    Daz is an absolute wonderful singer.

  • @gabeshoemaker5773
    @gabeshoemaker5773 Рік тому +1

    "Guys were back again with another popular series of Daz Games."
    "CHiLd SlAvE LabOR."✨✨✨✨✨

  • @shmlebo
    @shmlebo 5 років тому +409

    Dumb mum- Is that too tight?
    Child- YeAh

    • @nekosan948
      @nekosan948 5 років тому +20

      *pulls it tighter*

    • @kujojotaro2461
      @kujojotaro2461 5 років тому +6

      @@nekosan948" puts it around neck"

  • @huh9329
    @huh9329 3 роки тому +4970

    Mom: do your beyonce move
    Kid: * does beyonce move
    Daz: * makes fun of beyonce move
    Mom: i know its a bit silly but-
    Daz: DONT MAKE FUN OF YOUR DAUGHTER

    • @childeater319
      @childeater319 3 роки тому +84

      BAHAHAH ITS SO IRONIC

    • @owenwatkins9490
      @owenwatkins9490 3 роки тому +110

      There’s a difference poking fun at someone else’s kid and making fun of your own.

    • @greenfrogcottage6505
      @greenfrogcottage6505 3 роки тому +79

      Daz is doing it all in fun. The mum is being dead serious.

    • @gorillazsortingbanjo4767
      @gorillazsortingbanjo4767 2 роки тому +8

      @@owenwatkins9490 lmao it’s a joke, and the mother only called it silly. No need to take it personal sheeeesh

    • @controlfreakofficial314
      @controlfreakofficial314 2 роки тому +6

      Only Daz is allowed to do that.

  • @tanjaaaltonen6458
    @tanjaaaltonen6458 Рік тому +2

    the"SARAH, HAVE YOU EVER WANTED A TAN?!"😂 got me

  • @marenready5680
    @marenready5680 Рік тому +7

    That’s not brown it’s African-American😂 6:07

  • @ema3383
    @ema3383 5 років тому +462

    Allyson: *says no 15 times*
    Mom: "the getting ready went okay"

  • @zaibnisa5539
    @zaibnisa5539 5 років тому +274

    3:42 " Was she a cat which cant get comfortable?", I friggin' died🤣, totally relatable with cat owners!

  • @12gamerplays
    @12gamerplays 3 роки тому +4

    4:12
    Me remembering spinning on my head on the living room carpet when I was 7:... I know,​ who would EVER do that

  • @Lazar_smells
    @Lazar_smells Рік тому +2

    I love Daz his content is so chill and hilarious.

  • @StudiosMurphy
    @StudiosMurphy 3 роки тому +1236

    Pageant: $500
    Daz: "Sarah have you ever wanted a tan"

  • @salamiz.9227
    @salamiz.9227 5 років тому +242

    Daz: "These mums are horrible"
    Pageant: "they'll get $500.."
    .....
    Daz: "..... SwEetIe....how would you like to become Beyonce?"

  • @universe-anime8917
    @universe-anime8917 2 роки тому +8

    Mom: she’s prayed to god that she’d become brown
    Daz: well I prayed that someone made me brownies but that never happened
    R.I.P dazes brownie wish

  • @senny_bunny8604
    @senny_bunny8604 3 роки тому +1

    I just wanted to say that daz the dazzling, don’t ever stop dazzling! No matter what comes your way always remember to dazzle it away! ( that goes for the reader to ) have a good year!

  • @nev9566
    @nev9566 5 років тому +255

    don’t worry my little butter cup
    *you can be BLACK IF YOU WANT TO*
    i’m wheezing

  • @squishy1613
    @squishy1613 5 років тому +602

    "I've prayed to Jesus that someone will make me BroWnIeS"
    Lol me
    PS thanks for the 500
    Likes

  • @simoneverall7694
    @simoneverall7694 2 роки тому +1

    Omg I love your videos and when I'm upset I watch all of your videos over and over again and they put a smile on my face

  • @random_ahhh
    @random_ahhh Рік тому +1

    “Do you see me putting on fake eyelashes?” BECAUSE YOURS ARE BEAUTIFUL

  • @bassdudeplays2151
    @bassdudeplays2151 5 років тому +803

    Allyson: god make me look like Beyoncé
    God: honey I do miracles not the impossible

    • @nauticawheeler6
      @nauticawheeler6 5 років тому +4

      yuor joke really is not that funny! So just stop! please just STOP!!!

    • @ha5den
      @ha5den 5 років тому +21

      Nautica Wheeler why you getting triggered mah dude

    • @kyrahfife1149
      @kyrahfife1149 5 років тому +3

      Nautica Wheeler *Your

    • @ofoloo7095
      @ofoloo7095 5 років тому +3

      Nautica Wheeler your*

    • @fionainojo515
      @fionainojo515 5 років тому +3

      Nautica Wheeler Your*

  • @_harlowgrace_7429
    @_harlowgrace_7429 4 роки тому +737

    Ally: i like getting spray tan so I can be
    B R E E O O W N

    • @snxwybrii5326
      @snxwybrii5326 4 роки тому +6

      Sunny Avocado I was looking for this comment

    • @ajeeyamalik2355
      @ajeeyamalik2355 4 роки тому +24

      B R E E O O W N
      L I K EE
      B E Y O O N N C È

    • @allievera6220
      @allievera6220 4 роки тому +2

      You spelt my name wrong 😢

    • @kateya3766
      @kateya3766 4 роки тому +3

      I LIKE TANNING TO BE BREEOWNNNN LIKE BEEEOUNCEY

  • @michaelaw7096
    @michaelaw7096 Рік тому +1

    I came across your channel Daz as you popped up on my search and I have been watching a lot of your content. You are amazing! I run Dance Competitions in the Midlands and trust me parents are pretty much the same at comps! If only they would get up and do what these kids have to do!

  • @love84936
    @love84936 2 роки тому +2

    Colleen: *explaining who she is*
    Daz: Hai I Am Colleen and I can’t stop F-ing smiling
    Danggg that get meh laughing