Daz Watches Our Plastic Children

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  • @cheye3191
    @cheye3191 5 років тому +6288

    “at least they’re diverse”
    *well isn’t that lovely*

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +126

      Look, some dolls are beautiful. These are just fucking creepy!

    • @nothx2502
      @nothx2502 5 років тому +53

      All alone,
      Heart made of glass, my mind of stone
      Tear me to pieces, skin to bone
      Hello, welcome home
      Walkin' out of town
      Lookin' for a better place (lookin' for a better place)
      Something's on my mind
      Always in my headspace
      But I know some day I'll make it out of here
      Even if it takes all night or a hundred years
      Need a place to hide, but I can't find one near
      Wanna feel alive, outside I can fight my fear
      Isn't it lovely, all alone?
      Heart made of glass, my mind of stone
      Tear me to pieces, skin and bone
      Hello, welcome home
      Woah, yeah
      Yeah, ah
      Woah, woah
      Hello, welcome home

    • @cba6719
      @cba6719 5 років тому +23

      @@nothx2502 omg I was singing it in my mind too, and i wondered who would comment billie eilish's song "lovely"

    • @danielpratt1486
      @danielpratt1486 5 років тому +7

      Someone find me another planet to like on XD

    • @Samuel-ku1qb
      @Samuel-ku1qb 5 років тому +6

      Isn’t that wonderful

  • @lizzy_love1127
    @lizzy_love1127 5 років тому +3704

    “She’s a real daddy’s girl”
    I’m so damn creeped out by that sentence

    • @ace_love_3891
      @ace_love_3891 5 років тому +41

      lizzy_love 112 ew it sounds wrong af

    • @teekotrain6845
      @teekotrain6845 5 років тому +70

      Why do i feel like this couple will progress to sex dolls?

    • @ace_love_3891
      @ace_love_3891 5 років тому +9

      teeko train mhm

    • @Krimson-do1st
      @Krimson-do1st 5 років тому +25

      @@teekotrain6845 let's hope CPS takes the baby dolls away before that. 😨😵😱

    • @Kidneystones27
      @Kidneystones27 5 років тому +1

      Ya think

  • @jasmineford3755
    @jasmineford3755 4 роки тому +5160

    “she’s a daddy’s girl”. that sentence creeped me out more than any of the dolls💀

  • @dantenavarro-adler9267
    @dantenavarro-adler9267 2 роки тому +376

    “And we just started calling them our plastic children”
    Daz: *looks up to god*
    “Nope that is weird”

  • @babyyash4836
    @babyyash4836 5 років тому +2308

    “Daddy can I have a doll” “NO” 😂😭

    • @Springtrapsekitten
      @Springtrapsekitten 4 роки тому +29

      HAHAHAHAA DUDE HE LOVED UR COMMENT

    • @DG-en7qn
      @DG-en7qn 4 роки тому +7

      Babyy Ash hahahahaahahahahaaha

    • @Violent_Frown84
      @Violent_Frown84 4 роки тому +8

      It’s sounded like a sound

    • @itsbeannotfound107
      @itsbeannotfound107 4 роки тому +7

      If my kid asks me for a doll I will say NO watch daz game’s video

    • @datartisttho1987
      @datartisttho1987 4 роки тому +7

      You forgot the part where he sprays 🤣🤣

  • @millicent275
    @millicent275 5 років тому +694

    “No they’re not because they don’t have a PUUUULSE”
    cracked me up

  • @keeganm5936
    @keeganm5936 5 років тому +765

    Daz: "Please don't be related"
    Women: Our parents... Were friends

    • @ghost_xx4596
      @ghost_xx4596 4 роки тому +2

      666 likes. Should i ruin it and like?

    • @keeganm5936
      @keeganm5936 4 роки тому +1

      @@ghost_xx4596 too late!!!

    • @ghost_xx4596
      @ghost_xx4596 4 роки тому +1

      @@keeganm5936 ah damn lol

    • @ghost_xx4596
      @ghost_xx4596 4 роки тому +2

      @@keeganm5936 at least its 669 now lol

  • @grimtics.3378
    @grimtics.3378 3 роки тому +206

    Imagine being the spirit that cursed that doll-
    “get me the FUCK away from this woman.”

  • @ratsalad8295
    @ratsalad8295 5 років тому +2827

    "Our plastic children" sounds like a really nice grunge band.

    • @mewmew6158
      @mewmew6158 5 років тому +5

      👀

    • @chantelhignett6406
      @chantelhignett6406 5 років тому +10

      Keep it basic Allie Or kris Jenners kids

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +4

      Sounds more like a weird version of the show All My Children.

    • @tylercurtis342
      @tylercurtis342 5 років тому +31

      My Chemical Romance?? I only know of My Plastic Children.

    • @brickcreator8169
      @brickcreator8169 5 років тому +3

      That sounds like my type of band

  • @krampus9376
    @krampus9376 3 роки тому +2549

    Daz’s daughter: *sitting somewhere in the house quietly*
    Daz, upstairs: LINDA!!!!!!!!

    • @pitchquack303c2
      @pitchquack303c2 3 роки тому +16

      XD XD XD just at random XD XD XD

    • @sararudd8758
      @sararudd8758 3 роки тому +11

      Who is that

    • @madison1714
      @madison1714 3 роки тому +26

      @@sararudd8758 his imaginary assistant

    • @freyajames7545
      @freyajames7545 3 роки тому +13

      @@sararudd8758 His made up assistant

    • @OT7.-.Indigo
      @OT7.-.Indigo 2 роки тому +5

      I find it funny that Linda is my Nana’s name 😂

  • @C0TTAGEC0RE
    @C0TTAGEC0RE 5 років тому +388

    Crazy woman: "The girls are making their first batch of blueberry muffins"
    Daz: "WELL THEY'RE NOT ARE THEY 'CAUSE THEY DONT HAVE A PUUUUuuuuuLSE!!"

    • @autumnkookie_5120
      @autumnkookie_5120 5 років тому +1

      IM WHEEZING AHAHAHAH XXX

    • @danteasinius7324
      @danteasinius7324 5 років тому

      8:31

    • @chancejaxson551
      @chancejaxson551 5 років тому +1

      it's a shame she doesnt use that focus and attention on real kids who don't have parents.

    • @autumnkookie_5120
      @autumnkookie_5120 5 років тому +1

      Ida-Maria Hvid Larsen hello ahaha I love seeing army’s on videos that I watch. How are you? 💜💜

    • @daisyevans6191
      @daisyevans6191 5 років тому

      I read this before I got to the part and heard it exactly the same in my head😂

  • @riley5754
    @riley5754 3 роки тому +195

    Daz: "As long as you keep those dolls a mile away from me"
    Them being his neighbours: 👁👄👁

  • @Amin-hv8tt
    @Amin-hv8tt 4 роки тому +1965

    The first doll they bought was cursed. It's already possessed them and is slowly having them build her army, getting ready to lay siege to us all...

  • @gh0st_xr
    @gh0st_xr 5 років тому +528

    "my love of dolls was kicked off by Madeline"
    Daz: "HE SAID 9-11 RIGHT?"

  • @nathanr5737
    @nathanr5737 5 років тому +2838

    “Shame it’s gonna burn down when the demons escape those dolls, it’s a lovely house tho” 😂😂

    • @zaraahmed7709
      @zaraahmed7709 4 роки тому +15

      This deserves more attention❤️🥺

    • @jorja9758
      @jorja9758 4 роки тому +9

      LoveIsa he/she means her comment deserves more attention aka likes, :)

    • @alexsan.27
      @alexsan.27 4 роки тому +7

      777th like 👍

    • @-aesthetic-3488
      @-aesthetic-3488 3 роки тому +6

      what makes this comment better is that Daz liked it-

    • @katerina5152
      @katerina5152 3 роки тому +3

      No sooner did I like this then he said it lmaooo

  • @amelieclaire706
    @amelieclaire706 3 роки тому +99

    5:00 He said
    “My love of dolls probably actually kicked off by Madeleine.”
    He didn’t say anything about 9/11 or his age or anything like that 😭😭😭😭💀

  • @alannahchubb3113
    @alannahchubb3113 3 роки тому +2311

    "M-Morning Ron....kids get back inside, get back inside"
    - Daz, 2019

  • @akurrykat5024
    @akurrykat5024 4 роки тому +3856

    Parents: "Go play with the neighbors kids."
    The neighbors kids:

    • @tezrex7665
      @tezrex7665 3 роки тому +27

      I love weird creepy dolls so this would be quite fun actually.

    • @urmomsgf7786
      @urmomsgf7786 3 роки тому +30

      @@tezrex7665 uhhhh

    • @lilyhargreeves4374
      @lilyhargreeves4374 3 роки тому +5

      I would take one and scsre my brother with it

    • @olivia-2979
      @olivia-2979 3 роки тому +4

      @@tezrex7665 me too

    • @baconator-the-destroyer
      @baconator-the-destroyer 3 роки тому +10

      @@lilyhargreeves4374
      I thought you meant screw for a second

  • @Pavlinka279
    @Pavlinka279 4 роки тому +3585

    The title: "Our Plastic Children"
    My first thought: The Kardashians

    • @lavenderotaku2481
      @lavenderotaku2481 4 роки тому +15

      I love your PFP btw.
      Kirby-Gru needs to be a meme.

    • @crushon1d327
      @crushon1d327 4 роки тому +5

      Haha i also love ur profile pic

    • @sini-9748
      @sini-9748 4 роки тому +8

      Literally the best comment

    • @danielklinger555
      @danielklinger555 4 роки тому +8

      Dang we have the same brain

    • @finnley905
      @finnley905 4 роки тому +3

      Lol same! 😂😂😂

  • @5_lovely.lovely.lovey_510
    @5_lovely.lovely.lovey_510 2 роки тому +23

    12:15-the man was to stunned to speak

  • @grindzem
    @grindzem 5 років тому +2079

    “Couple lives with plastic children”
    *cuts to kris Jenner and her children*

    • @sashagerrard3236
      @sashagerrard3236 5 років тому +56

      Kim Kardashian has more plastic on her than the damn ocean😬😂

    • @Lucius60606
      @Lucius60606 5 років тому +12

      Haha 😂

    • @jamiegooch7272
      @jamiegooch7272 5 років тому +8

      Dank Wazowski hahahahahha

    • @tinkaraholesek9376
      @tinkaraholesek9376 5 років тому +8

      Burnnnn!🔥

    • @fire.lilium6152
      @fire.lilium6152 5 років тому +13

      Kim: i wanna swim
      Vsco: nu nuuuuu there's already to much plastic in there

  • @michalaharrell9726
    @michalaharrell9726 5 років тому +8602

    “Our plastic children” sounds like a good horror movie 😂😂😂😂

    • @captainmelon1447
      @captainmelon1447 5 років тому +82

      Michala Harrell
      Omg fuck yeah!!

    • @itsjustbre.5677
      @itsjustbre.5677 5 років тому +32

      Michala Harrell agreed

    • @nothankyouthanksforasking
      @nothankyouthanksforasking 5 років тому +100

      Especially since these people probably have buried many, many bodies in their garden. One day we get a horror film based on their lives, inspired by real events.

    • @carry-2757
      @carry-2757 5 років тому +20

      Hell yeah

    • @trinityjohnsonx2191
      @trinityjohnsonx2191 5 років тому +11

      𝕱𝖆𝖒 𝖑𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖊𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖏𝖘 𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑

  • @Alexis-lx6yc
    @Alexis-lx6yc 3 роки тому +1268

    "The girls are making their very first batch of blueberry muffins"
    *"No theyre not because the don't have a PULSE!"*

  • @luvelytayz
    @luvelytayz 3 роки тому +12

    3:18 - the fact that i had that monster high doll when i was younger

  • @emijajajaj
    @emijajajaj 4 роки тому +1589

    3:20 “That’s not a doll, that’s a rat thing.”
    “What kind of little girl buys that?”
    Any little girl who likes Monster High (I have all the dolls except the reboots). 💀

    • @The_Mortician.
      @The_Mortician. 4 роки тому +33

      Me too-

    • @ljmaxwell175
      @ljmaxwell175 4 роки тому +11

      I own Reborns..

    • @scottoliver8153
      @scottoliver8153 3 роки тому +10

      I started collecting them recently, and i just rewatched this. Loved this comment

    • @Literally_Liza
      @Literally_Liza 3 роки тому +24

      😂 I literally was like if no one in the comments knows what that is I will give up 😂 there are way too many children now what have no idea what monster high is

    • @brihdtv3987
      @brihdtv3987 3 роки тому +16

      I used to love watching that even though I was “too old” I liked seeing their outfits and hairstyles 😂

  • @hippobippo9771
    @hippobippo9771 5 років тому +563

    Daz: that’s not a doll that’s a rat thing
    -2019

  • @mumentheotherfriend4763
    @mumentheotherfriend4763 5 років тому +528

    "Hey honey?"
    "...Yeah?"
    "...Maybe we should have REAL children."
    "....."
    "....."
    * Hysterical laughing *

  • @juanegreeff4492
    @juanegreeff4492 3 роки тому +38

    6:53 even the cat is like "WTF am I seeing?!"

  • @neekasamara959
    @neekasamara959 5 років тому +315

    "Today, the girls are making their very first batch of blueberry muffins."
    "No they're not because they don't have A PUuuUllLSssE!"
    I choked on my ice cream.

  • @vee3418
    @vee3418 5 років тому +423

    "OH JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST" is a Mood™

  • @livyaeh
    @livyaeh 5 років тому +494

    "when do we get too old to possess certain things"
    me, a teenager, hugging my 12 year old teddy:

    • @adararelgnel2695
      @adararelgnel2695 5 років тому +34

      Teddies are normal though, dont worry, every 30 year old has a teddy somewhere

    • @amberb.6395
      @amberb.6395 5 років тому +24

      誰か someone I’m 17 and I love getting new stuffed animals. I have like three on my bed right now lol. And my boyfriend is 18 and he has stuffed animals too. I don’t find owning stuffed animals at those ages weird

    • @kem1691
      @kem1691 5 років тому +19

      I'm 32, married, and always have to snuggle a plushie to sleep 😅

    • @bella8672
      @bella8672 5 років тому +6

      I'm 19 and I sleep with a stuffed frog

    • @pillowprincess3673
      @pillowprincess3673 5 років тому +7

      I'm 23 and I also sleep with a big stuffed dog. It's comforting and healthy!

  • @zoeatkins8884
    @zoeatkins8884 2 роки тому +21

    5:45 this reference is everything

  • @nicholaswilliams3569
    @nicholaswilliams3569 4 роки тому +1448

    Have you heard about the sequel of chucky it’s called the rise of his 200 cousins

  • @justinaskin296
    @justinaskin296 4 роки тому +1602

    “Our Plastic Children”
    -Kris Jenner & Robert Kardashian

    • @emily-ul5nc
      @emily-ul5nc 4 роки тому +19

      Snail Peep this is gold 😂😂

    • @meghanreed8903
      @meghanreed8903 4 роки тому +4

      Snail Peep hahaha x

    • @finnley905
      @finnley905 4 роки тому +3

      It's definitely true

    • @k8ball666
      @k8ball666 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂 omg I love that

    • @Shortcake8399
      @Shortcake8399 4 роки тому +2

      Snail Peep omg Perfect😂

  • @erinwhelen1735
    @erinwhelen1735 4 роки тому +617

    Just imagine his daughter on FaceTime with friends and they just hear Daz screaming “LINDA”

  • @baronvonbatz05
    @baronvonbatz05 2 місяці тому +15

    3:31 Daz it is a Monster High doll

  • @SuperRascally
    @SuperRascally 5 років тому +1482

    "Hey wanna come over for dinner?"
    "Yeah sure" *walks in*
    "Nevermind"
    Edit: OMG Thankyou sooo much for the likes!

  • @marmar3655
    @marmar3655 5 років тому +347

    "Our parents-"
    Me: Oh no...
    "Where close friends"
    Me: Oh thank god.

  • @losthuntsmen7663
    @losthuntsmen7663 5 років тому +1896

    Daz: "that's a rat doll thing"
    Me: "....that's monster high...."

  • @ashgreay
    @ashgreay 2 роки тому +41

    12:38 ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT THE EYES JUST CHANGED COLOR AND DIRECTION THEY WERE LOOKING ???

  • @emilyhawkins7972
    @emilyhawkins7972 5 років тому +341

    "Morning Ron... kids get back inside... Kids get back inside..."
    Im litterally dying laughing right now!

  • @XPikabikaX
    @XPikabikaX 5 років тому +196

    "I even have the head of scorpion"
    A few seconds later.......
    "I even have a broken head of scorpion"

  • @mariejackson963
    @mariejackson963 5 років тому +797

    "I made Jason fight Pennywise..."
    I would actually like to see that

  • @pupp13zz
    @pupp13zz 3 роки тому +7

    1:35 Daz: "Taken aback is one word-"
    Me: No- Taken aback is two actually-

  • @Blonde_Girl
    @Blonde_Girl 4 роки тому +441

    New neighbors: who's Linda there's only one car?
    Old neighbors: He lives by himself I think it's a ghost.
    Daz: LINDAAAA!!

    • @marianeleonardi4418
      @marianeleonardi4418 4 роки тому +2

      Omg XD

    • @danielab5720
      @danielab5720 4 роки тому +9

      Lilliann Wadkins i dont think he lives by himself i think he lives with his daughter and girlfriend. Im not sure though

    • @ssshark_bait
      @ssshark_bait 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂

    • @Ruthless2649
      @Ruthless2649 4 роки тому +2

      He has a daughter and girlfriend

    • @cicimelody9422
      @cicimelody9422 4 роки тому

      YAYYYY TOU LIKE BILLIE EILISH!!!!!! Me too!

  • @iamdepressed4550
    @iamdepressed4550 5 років тому +1533

    "what kind of 13 year old girl will buy that rat thing??"
    me: well....every monster high fan girls...

    • @jheneismybae1
      @jheneismybae1 5 років тому +27

      Um yes me when I was little lmao

    • @eleven-hopper
      @eleven-hopper 5 років тому +12

      I used to have like 20 of them when I was little

    • @jheneismybae1
      @jheneismybae1 5 років тому +3

      stevie I had so many 😂

    • @cutemcneill3017
      @cutemcneill3017 5 років тому +8

      Honestly I collected for years daz must know how great their stories are

    • @iamdepressed4550
      @iamdepressed4550 5 років тому +3

      EXuCe Me-
      i just commented this few minutes ago and BRUH-
      WHeRE ArE YoU GuYs ComINg FRoM-

  • @rhamiab629
    @rhamiab629 4 роки тому +236

    "They could put Beyonce over this and it would still be terrifying"
    -Daz Black
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jappers4366
    @jappers4366 3 роки тому +26

    2:25
    “DaDdY, cAn I hAvE a DoLl?¿”
    (Air) *NO!!*

    • @ZacTFF
      @ZacTFF Рік тому +2

      *“HAVE YOU SEEN ANNABELLE?!”*

    • @LukeOtoole-ln3su
      @LukeOtoole-ln3su 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂 AHH SHIT THE DEMON HAS BEEN RELEASED 😂😂

  • @gamingwithananimeweeb2436
    @gamingwithananimeweeb2436 4 роки тому +766

    “I made Jason fight pennywise” 😭🤚

    • @amandywandy
      @amandywandy 3 роки тому +17

      Omg I read this the second he said that 🖐😭

    • @joemumwewe3897
      @joemumwewe3897 3 роки тому +2

      That would be a good fight tho

    • @goat2heck917
      @goat2heck917 3 роки тому +2

      I want to know who won

    • @Lopy2
      @Lopy2 3 роки тому +3

      It’s been almost 2 years since this video has updoaded I wanna know who won that fight JASON OR PENNYWISR

    • @summerpowers3059
      @summerpowers3059 3 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @avajane4265
    @avajane4265 5 років тому +11791

    I can’t wait for the day when he yells “LINDA” and someone replies
    Edit: I know it already happened

    • @wolfielavine2330
      @wolfielavine2330 5 років тому +687

      It happened already

    • @avajane4265
      @avajane4265 5 років тому +147

      Spirit Lavander when and in what cideo

    • @wolfielavine2330
      @wolfielavine2330 5 років тому +153

      It was very blant but lemme find it XD

    • @avajane4265
      @avajane4265 5 років тому +78

      Spirit Lavander ok 😆

    • @faithcoutee4305
      @faithcoutee4305 5 років тому +234

      Pleas tell me you found it... I remember it, but i forgot the vid, and it was histerical!

  • @latoyabauman631
    @latoyabauman631 5 років тому +481

    Kardashian’s parents: “Our plastic children...”

  • @user-hw1cu7zc8g
    @user-hw1cu7zc8g 3 роки тому +76

    Daz: When I was a young boy
    My father
    Me: took me into the city
    To see a marching band
    He said, "Son, when you grow up
    Would you be the savior of the broken
    The beaten and the damned?"
    He said, "Will you defeat them?
    Your demons, and all the non-believers
    The plans that they have made?"
    "Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom
    To lead you in the summer
    To join the black parade"
    When I was a young boy
    My father took me into the city
    To see a marching band
    He said, "Son, when you grow up
    Would you be the savior of the broken
    The beaten and the damned?"
    Sometimes I get the feelin'
    She's watchin' over me
    And other times I feel like I should go
    And through it all, the rise and fall
    The bodies in the streets
    And when you're gone, we want you all to know
    We'll carry on, we'll carry on
    And though you're dead and gone, believe me
    Your memory will carry on
    We'll carry on
    And in my heart, I can't contain it
    The anthem won't explain it
    A world that sends you reelin'
    From decimated dreams
    Your misery and hate will kill us all
    So paint it black and take it back
    Let's shout it loud and clear
    Defiant to the end, we hear the call
    To carry on, we'll carry on
    And though you're dead and gone, believe me
    Your memory will carry on
    We'll carry on
    And though you're broken and defeated
    Your weary widow marches
    On and on, we carry through the fears
    Oh, oh, oh
    Disappointed faces of your peers
    Oh, oh, oh
    Take a look at me, 'cause I could not care at all
    Do or die, you'll never make me
    Because the world will never take my heart
    Go and try, you'll never break me
    We want it all, we wanna play this part
    I won't explain or say I'm sorry
    I'm unashamed, I'm gonna show my scars
    Give a cheer for all the broken
    Listen here, because it's who we are
    I'm just a man, I'm not a hero
    Just a boy, who had to sing this song
    I'm just a man, I'm not a hero
    I don't care
    We'll carry on, we'll carry on
    And though you're dead and gone, believe me
    Your memory will carry on
    You'll carry on
    And though you're broken and defeated
    Your weary widow marches, oh
    Do or die, you'll never make me
    Because the world will never take my heart
    Go and try, you'll never break me
    We want it all, we wanna play this part (we'll carry on!)
    Do or die, you'll never make me
    Because the world will never take my heart
    Go and try, you'll never break me
    We want it all, we wanna play this part (we'll carry on!)

  • @blxezz9226
    @blxezz9226 5 років тому +1793

    *”My plastic children”*
    *Told from Chris Jenner*

  • @elliemaycurran8915
    @elliemaycurran8915 5 років тому +1586

    Ad randomly shows up:
    “Are you lonely and depressed?”
    Me:Don’t remind me...
    Edit: Thank you so much for the likes!

  • @valzzchan3532
    @valzzchan3532 4 роки тому +604

    “I love their house, its a shame its going to burn to the ground when the demons escape those dolls”

    • @anudipeiris5201
      @anudipeiris5201 4 роки тому +7

      But it's a LOVELY HOUSE

    • @ClemenceStormcrest
      @ClemenceStormcrest 4 роки тому +1

      Copied comment 😔

    • @luke4849
      @luke4849 4 роки тому +2

      Fiona Blankestijn true😕

    • @hollychennell8443
      @hollychennell8443 4 роки тому

      LOLLLLL

    • @valzzchan3532
      @valzzchan3532 4 роки тому +2

      Cleo Hill notice how I put quotation marks before and after? Yeah it shows that I was phrasing what Daz said because it was funny

  • @lonelylion_
    @lonelylion_ 3 роки тому +22

    one time my mom scared me by pretending my doll could walk, never bought a doll after that. this house to me is like a scary nightmare.

  • @kittyg1035
    @kittyg1035 5 років тому +199

    Daz- "How did I get a girlfriend"
    Linda- *silence*
    Anyone else wanna see Linda?

  • @kagomemitzuki7261
    @kagomemitzuki7261 5 років тому +375

    Me, a neighbor: *sees neighbors passing by with their "child"*
    Them: *smiles and waves*
    Me: *politely waves back*
    Also me: Hon, you got your passport, right?

    • @javiersolisa.8387
      @javiersolisa.8387 5 років тому +8

      Run as fast as you can

    • @elliotp5596
      @elliotp5596 5 років тому +1

      Reina C your profile pic matches that XD

    • @l1nd53y
      @l1nd53y 5 років тому +1

      You: when's the next flight to the moon?

    • @kagomemitzuki7261
      @kagomemitzuki7261 5 років тому +1

      @@l1nd53y Flight Attendant: Sir, I don't think you-
      Me: I said, WhEn iS ThE NeXt FlIghT tO ThE MoOn MiSs???

    • @l1nd53y
      @l1nd53y 5 років тому +1

      @@kagomemitzuki7261 flight attendant: ok right away *calls elon musk* your flight will be soon.

  • @movedaccounts9639
    @movedaccounts9639 4 роки тому +1527

    Nobody:
    The Kardashian’s parents: We live with 4 plastic children!

  • @hoodedfreak3265
    @hoodedfreak3265 2 роки тому +21

    10:09 wAtErMeLoN

  • @death_of_a_spatula7760
    @death_of_a_spatula7760 5 років тому +338

    Daz: When I was
    Me: A YOUNG BOY
    Daz: Also sings
    Me: Dies

    • @dontask9808
      @dontask9808 5 років тому +6

      I like kinda started crying/hyperventilating when that happened

    • @katpereira
      @katpereira 5 років тому +3

      yEs

    • @ninja_wayne8826
      @ninja_wayne8826 5 років тому +2

      Also me

    • @spam1729
      @spam1729 5 років тому +2

      @@dontask9808 you have issues

    • @dontask9808
      @dontask9808 5 років тому +1

      @@spam1729 ur not wrong

  • @lostartist411
    @lostartist411 5 років тому +469

    "like, love, caress my channel."
    Me: **starts caressing phone**

    • @hlyy062
      @hlyy062 5 років тому +5

      Lost Artist I love ur profile pic bro looks e p i c

    • @jennifersosa23
      @jennifersosa23 5 років тому +6

      How do we caress his channel? We'll just be caressing our phones

    • @maxc1015
      @maxc1015 5 років тому +7

      I appreciate that your profile pic is Aizawa

    • @tjwood51x63
      @tjwood51x63 5 років тому +1

      Jennifer Sosa *whispers* “just go with it...”

  • @marythemothlol
    @marythemothlol 5 років тому +144

    Daz sees the mouse doll*
    'What little girl buys a doll like that?!?!?'
    Me:*remembers my old collection of monster high dolls in my attic (I actually own the mouse doll)*

    • @Spooky_l3xxi
      @Spooky_l3xxi 5 років тому +1

      Oo oof

    • @KryssieQ
      @KryssieQ 5 років тому +2

      I love Monster High

    • @alexispark3504
      @alexispark3504 5 років тому +2

      Me: *Remembers my massive collection of Monster High Dolls that I gave to my niece*
      Me: I want em back😭

  • @ccmb8710
    @ccmb8710 3 роки тому +9

    Daz never ever fails to make me laugh at least once every episode. It’s actually nice to find someone who can genuinely make you laugh every time you see them.

  • @justboomash1173
    @justboomash1173 5 років тому +399

    Daz: “When I was a young boy, my father-“
    Me as I jump up and scream: “TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND”

    • @jovanajosifoska9922
      @jovanajosifoska9922 5 років тому +15

      AND NOW THEY'RE BACKKKKKKK

    • @novacaine8328
      @novacaine8328 5 років тому +13

      WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT 🔥

    • @cheshirekitsune
      @cheshirekitsune 5 років тому +5

      YESSSSS SAMEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @karifortune5184
      @karifortune5184 5 років тому +4

      Not gonna lie I was looking for comment and got really excited when I saw it

    • @joshmckenzie1458
      @joshmckenzie1458 5 років тому +7

      COME TO THE DARK SIDE DAZ YOU'D LOOK FABULOUS IN EYE LINER AND MCR MERCH

  • @livvy2890
    @livvy2890 5 років тому +192

    “They have a nice house though”
    “It’s a shame it’s gonna burn down to
    the ground when the demons escape but..”

  • @glitter.and.cosplay
    @glitter.and.cosplay 4 роки тому +476

    I ACTUALLY HAD A GRANDMA WHO LOVED HER DOLLS LIKE THIS. THEY WERE IN HER ROOM, THE BATHROOMS, A WHOLE ROOM THAT YOU COULDN'T EVEN GO IN IT WAS SO CRAMMED WITH THEM. SHE HAD OVER 400

    • @ceejofdreams
      @ceejofdreams 4 роки тому +32

      My great aunt has a doll on her bed, that she purposely positions just so it is looking at whoever walks into her room. She denies that she does it on purpose, though. Sometimes it even scares her.

    • @spookymak15
      @spookymak15 4 роки тому +32

      @@ceejofdreams my grandma used to put her dolls in my bag as “presents” and a couple of weeks ago my grandma had to go to a nursing home and I got all her dolls. I did not know this so when I got home from school and sat on my bed I jumped because 70 dolls were staring straight at me. I will be forever traumatized

    • @ceejofdreams
      @ceejofdreams 4 роки тому +16

      @@spookymak15 When I was a kid, I would turn the heads of my dolls around so I didn't feel like they were staring at me in my sleep.

    • @Emsqvrl
      @Emsqvrl 4 роки тому +6

      R.I.P to u

    • @irinaostrovenko923
      @irinaostrovenko923 4 роки тому +3

      Grandma needs a therapist 😂🤣

  • @SodaPressingTV
    @SodaPressingTV 3 роки тому +11

    Personally i think every child deserves to have ONE baby doll in their youth to teach them how to help with babies/younger siblings/Nephews/nieces.

  • @deanlaird8039
    @deanlaird8039 4 роки тому +518

    Daz: * starts singing Black Parade *
    Me: *ah,* *I* *see* *you're* *a* *man* *of* *culture*

    • @rafaelaaigner3403
      @rafaelaaigner3403 4 роки тому +10

      EXACTLY! why is no one talking about that?!

    • @electrowolf9743
      @electrowolf9743 4 роки тому +4

      Hello dabi

    • @buffboy69
      @buffboy69 4 роки тому +3

      So a... why... is your name not important?

    • @deanlaird8039
      @deanlaird8039 4 роки тому +1

      @@buffboy69 I couldnt think of another username tbh

    • @blakewoodall2609
      @blakewoodall2609 4 роки тому +2

      I have seen one of your comments on a video before... but which video

  • @frogcheese9523
    @frogcheese9523 5 років тому +343

    Me:*reads title* this is going to be weird.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +4

      Everything he watches is weird!

    • @frogcheese9523
      @frogcheese9523 5 років тому +2

      True true

    • @niamhmclarnon5870
      @niamhmclarnon5870 5 років тому

      @@couragekarnga8735 I was just about to comment that

    • @James-sl7wd
      @James-sl7wd 5 років тому

      @@couragekarnga8735 the day a daz watches is normal. I'll start flying

    • @ruthm4522
      @ruthm4522 5 років тому +1

      CyberMonkey 248 when is it not weird-

  • @angelina_toombs_2647
    @angelina_toombs_2647 5 років тому +219

    "It's got like-it's got a magnet thing...how...did I get a girlfriend."
    Lol

  • @flyingpotatogamer0336
    @flyingpotatogamer0336 5 років тому +241

    "This is a restraining order"
    DAZ 2019

  • @Ethan-zy5cu
    @Ethan-zy5cu 5 років тому +2136

    This is how many times Daz sprayed the air edit thanks for the likes
    👇

    • @lainey4102
      @lainey4102 5 років тому +3

      610 times

    • @al2639
      @al2639 5 років тому +2

      1k like oh yea

    • @Petrichor27284
      @Petrichor27284 5 років тому +1

      they’re not likes there how many times that daz sprayed the air tchh god get it right

    • @teekotrain6845
      @teekotrain6845 5 років тому +1

      8:19-20.....are those muahrooms or dicks?

    • @Ethan-zy5cu
      @Ethan-zy5cu 5 років тому

      @@teekotrain6845 lol idek

  • @wazzupleo1503
    @wazzupleo1503 5 років тому +2193

    “Daddy can I have a doll?”
    *sprays air*
    “NO!”
    Edit: Nearly two thousand?????? AWSOME.😎

    • @m00nie58
      @m00nie58 5 років тому +32

      When i have kids im going to have to carry a can of air around. Its not even an options,
      its a requirement.

    • @xblasianx.avakin2917
      @xblasianx.avakin2917 5 років тому +2

      He was saying this as I read the comment

    • @ashtonblunt8583
      @ashtonblunt8583 5 років тому +3

      It’s 1k now

    • @jessicapalmer3027
      @jessicapalmer3027 5 років тому

      Well now you have 1.3K

    • @aimee7270
      @aimee7270 4 роки тому

      Yeah we watched the video

  • @pandreamonium2739
    @pandreamonium2739 3 роки тому +1

    3:26 ! monster high! thats the nice mouse lady from boo york boo york, my third favourite monster high film ^^

  • @brokenprincessofhell4743
    @brokenprincessofhell4743 4 роки тому +779

    "i made jason fight pennywhise once"
    I want to know who won

  • @dariuscollins4921
    @dariuscollins4921 4 роки тому +412

    Daz: LINDA
    Linda at the nail salon: my Spidey senses are tingling
    Daz: LINDA I said come here
    Linda again: (run super sonic speed to daz's room) starts spraying air in every square inch
    Daz: thank you

    • @marianeleonardi4418
      @marianeleonardi4418 4 роки тому +8

      If this ain't Linda i-

    • @rachelprice2842
      @rachelprice2842 4 роки тому +3

      You have to much spare time to be thinking this shit up😂😂

    • @artyaza
      @artyaza 4 роки тому +1

      KinAh Flowertops :0 a fellow weeb!

    • @holycow6234
      @holycow6234 4 роки тому +1

      @KinAh Flowertops My Hero Acedamia, I'm familiar, I've never watched it, but I know a few of the characters

    • @marianeleonardi4418
      @marianeleonardi4418 4 роки тому

      @@holycow6234 same

  • @rhaynenichols601
    @rhaynenichols601 5 років тому +109

    Daz: "I love their house tho.....shame its gonna burn down to the ground when the demons escape those dolls"
    Me:I'll bring the marshmallows, linda brings the rest!! Its time for some s'mores

    • @gracedorsey5849
      @gracedorsey5849 4 роки тому

      Lexi Knox I’m hoping that was an intentional Heathers reference?

    • @finnley905
      @finnley905 4 роки тому

      I'll bring cocoa

    • @mnight8039
      @mnight8039 4 роки тому

      Can I have one?

    • @leveritt1016
      @leveritt1016 4 роки тому

      And I’ll bring the tea

  • @juniorcornsyt1266
    @juniorcornsyt1266 3 роки тому +9

    "I'm not judging, I'm reviewing!"
    I need that on a shirt 😂😂😂

  • @armandoreyes4137
    @armandoreyes4137 4 роки тому +316

    “we call them our plastic children” the kardashians be like

    • @sanrio13
      @sanrio13 4 роки тому +4

      HAHAAHAA

    • @OatsandPorridge
      @OatsandPorridge 4 роки тому +3

      HA

    • @marktloy4740
      @marktloy4740 4 роки тому +3

      HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    • @Viv_buckstud
      @Viv_buckstud 4 роки тому

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @OatsandPorridge
      @OatsandPorridge 4 роки тому

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @gabbymannix
    @gabbymannix 4 роки тому +1594

    daz: makes fun of the “mouse doll”
    everyone who had monster high as their childhood: 😳
    update: they changed the way the dolls look recently and i am very mad

    • @brokenprincessofhell4743
      @brokenprincessofhell4743 4 роки тому +15

      😂😂😂
      I couldn't remember the name, thank you.

    • @lolawright1230
      @lolawright1230 4 роки тому +7

      Me 😭😭🤣🤣

    • @melodieoffaun6724
      @melodieoffaun6724 4 роки тому +22

      Shit😂🙈😅♥️👍 i loved Monster high sooo much

    • @bloom5983
      @bloom5983 4 роки тому +3

      Oof I dident grow up with monster high ;0; idk why everyone got super hyped about it XD but of course it’s your opinion and I’m find with that 😂

    • @mochimello2912
      @mochimello2912 4 роки тому +4

      Gabriella Mannix yea I had the exact same doll now I feel triggered

  • @whoslater
    @whoslater 4 роки тому +371

    “what’s that.. mouse brat thing??”
    me, staring at the monster high doll
    👁👄👁

    • @raetheanarchist
      @raetheanarchist 3 роки тому +15

      I used to have her, I loved her so much but I don't know what happened to her. 😭😭

    • @masegomoerane4975
      @masegomoerane4975 3 роки тому +17

      @@raetheanarchist That couple stole her from you

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s 3 роки тому +2

      no

    • @raetheanarchist
      @raetheanarchist 3 роки тому +3

      @@masegomoerane4975 LMAO PROBABLY XD

    • @himikotoga164
      @himikotoga164 3 роки тому

      @@aliceramdom.s no what-

  • @nova_brush
    @nova_brush 3 роки тому +4

    There is someone in my local area who drives a 4-Wheel Drive with decapitated doll heads all over the roof of the car, a couple at the front and one large on at the back... they're all gross and worn down from weather damage and such. Creepy as! But this couple take that to the next level, damn, what a house of horror.

  • @frencheyfries9454
    @frencheyfries9454 5 років тому +131

    that vine
    “AND WERE MOVING!!”
    👌

  • @notquanch
    @notquanch 5 років тому +111

    “ im gonna bounce! just cause i’m heavier and older...”
    - Daz 2019

  • @kei_tsuki
    @kei_tsuki 5 років тому +374

    Me: Goes on a walk
    **Looks in window of this house**
    Me: **Sees the dad spanking a doll**
    Me: Yep that’s it, I’m moving.

    • @queentingles1777
      @queentingles1777 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @lonespur
      @lonespur 4 роки тому +2

      Brooo you missed the opportunity to say, "And were MOVING...!!" (I hope people get that reference, 😂)

    • @kei_tsuki
      @kei_tsuki 4 роки тому

      @@lonespur lmao I should have said that

  • @arnavjefferson774
    @arnavjefferson774 3 роки тому +18

    Daz: “I have the head of Scorpion here”
    Me: “I know that name from somewhere, LINDA, jog my memory on who scorpion is”
    Linda: “Get Over Here”
    Me: “oh, that guy from Mortal Kombat”
    Also me: “wait, who just said that-“

  • @submakorine6893
    @submakorine6893 5 років тому +487

    *lady holding a mouse doll*
    Daz: “what kind of little girl buys that?”
    Me: *has MANY monster high dolls* ...>_> um...

    • @mercedeskaspar1268
      @mercedeskaspar1268 4 роки тому +6

      Submakorine I actually have that exact doll😅

    • @Lexisny222
      @Lexisny222 4 роки тому +9

      I used to have that doll to until my little brother ripped the head off....😐😶

    • @mercedeskaspar1268
      @mercedeskaspar1268 4 роки тому +2

      lexi bear 😨

    • @journeygordon4478
      @journeygordon4478 4 роки тому +3

      @lexibear
      OH...ThAts FuN

    • @tarlisa6277
      @tarlisa6277 4 роки тому

      Submakorine same I have 90+ dolls still and I don’t even touch any of them 😩

  • @lilyfairgrieve6410
    @lilyfairgrieve6410 4 роки тому +372

    "daddy can I have a doll?" Me: give her the one with eyes that glow in the dark so she never wants one again. Daz:NO *sprays her*

  • @mils9282
    @mils9282 4 роки тому +399

    at least they actually *know* that the "children" r plastic and not real

    • @christinenazarian4760
      @christinenazarian4760 4 роки тому +5

      MaxButtz true but it is still creepy as hell

    • @skedaddledbraincell
      @skedaddledbraincell 4 роки тому +1

      @@christinenazarian4760 but not as creepy as it could be

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 роки тому +2

      @@skedaddledbraincell yea at least non of them have moved of their own accord

    • @yourmum8135
      @yourmum8135 4 роки тому

      MaxButtz thats not helping me

  • @tylerrose1837
    @tylerrose1837 3 роки тому +8

    Was it just me or did he poke his own face?😂 9:28

  • @oliviabeal9481
    @oliviabeal9481 4 роки тому +291

    Daz: 'LiNdA aM i HaViNg A sTrOkE?' I'm dead lmao

  • @saiki2932
    @saiki2932 4 роки тому +833

    *People* "dolls are creepy"
    *The 7ft Slenderman doll in the corner of my room* "Am I joke to you?"

  • @oliviamgreenwood
    @oliviamgreenwood 4 роки тому +935

    *Daz: LINDA*
    *someone in the distance: YES SIR?*
    Us: 😲

  • @DeafIjabel
    @DeafIjabel Рік тому +1

    I have a MASSIVE phobia/Fear of dolls! If anyone I was friends with or my family members had this many dolls I would run away from them and never see them again! They freak me the H*ll out!!!

  • @guitarboyofficial7867
    @guitarboyofficial7867 5 років тому +256

    Forget “IT”, Stephen king did it again, “OUR PLASTIC CHILDREN”

    • @dumpsterratz1562
      @dumpsterratz1562 4 роки тому +3

      10:46 the doll in the front in the middle looks like Beverly Marsh

    • @soph13h
      @soph13h 4 роки тому +1

      Did you know Stephen king has to sleep with a light on

  • @wardgoovaerts3922
    @wardgoovaerts3922 4 роки тому +315

    "Our parents"
    *sweats*
    "were friends"
    Thank god

    • @AnnaBB5674
      @AnnaBB5674 4 роки тому +2

      Ty The Great i dont get it

  • @megasquigster
    @megasquigster 4 роки тому +334

    "Please don't be related"
    *our* parents
    👁👄👁
    Were friends
    *Oh thank God*

  • @sarahbaggott673
    @sarahbaggott673 3 роки тому +1

    3:19 - that’s Mouscedes King from monster high, Daz🤣

  • @jesswalker6375
    @jesswalker6375 5 років тому +316

    Daz: fear of dolls is quite common
    Me: yep, I’m one of those people who has a phobia of dolls.

    • @thefluffycactus2938
      @thefluffycactus2938 5 років тому +14

      Jess Walker I love teddy bears but I HATE dolls, hey just creep me the fuck out

    • @miray.s.1618
      @miray.s.1618 5 років тому +9

      Teddy bears are the best omg

    • @lavender9512
      @lavender9512 5 років тому +3

      Me too

    • @uncannysin
      @uncannysin 5 років тому +2

      China dolls are the worst, I cannot stand them

    • @jesswalker6375
      @jesswalker6375 5 років тому +2

      Jessica Elizabeth Turner I know right there eyes are so life like it’s terrifying