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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @JonTronShow
    @JonTronShow  5 років тому +16874

    Thanks again to Dollar Shave Club for helping to make this video possible! Show them some love by clicking this link www.dollarshaveclub.com/jontron and begin your journey of great shavings and great values!!

    • @SniperJoe64
      @SniperJoe64 5 років тому +84

      I’ll do it for you Jonnie!!

    • @YXProductionsLLC
      @YXProductionsLLC 5 років тому +43

      Not as great as your production value

    • @kitkatman1016
      @kitkatman1016 5 років тому +37

      I just want to say that there has never been a jontron video that I did’nt absolutely love, love you all making thees vids

    • @mcblaggart8565
      @mcblaggart8565 5 років тому +44

      Thank you Jon, for raising awareness of the dangers of Wrench-Head. Together we can make President Orange-Man-Bad acknowledge this crisis.

    • @tonightsbigloser9975
      @tonightsbigloser9975 5 років тому +4

      Can you shout out owenzer games?

  • @bubbaxmv
    @bubbaxmv 5 років тому +18653

    Harry not working there and getting away with a watermelon is honestly the best plot twist in a movie this year.

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 5 років тому +731

      there was a man who took fares to park in a lot where no one was supposed to actually work. they estimated he made like 2 + million dollars and had done it for years.

    • @HeyDonutJudge
      @HeyDonutJudge 5 років тому +277

      And he got away with it

    • @JamesWilliams-ns5lj
      @JamesWilliams-ns5lj 5 років тому +112

      I heard it was nominated for an oscar

    • @Tyler171819
      @Tyler171819 5 років тому +372

      Impersonating a cook and purposely making the restaurant fail it’s health inspection just to steal a watermelon?
      Chaotic Neutral level 💯

    • @DonnaCPunk
      @DonnaCPunk 5 років тому +76

      EXPECTATIONS: SUBVERTED.

  • @ethanlewis5993
    @ethanlewis5993 4 роки тому +7007

    "Come on Harry, why are there three dead bodies in the walk-in freezer? This is a major violation and a repeat from last time"

    • @ngh9025
      @ngh9025 4 роки тому +289

      "Repeat from last time" I dont like the sound of that.

    • @loganhoyt4432
      @loganhoyt4432 4 роки тому +70

      I don’t like the sound of that either

    • @maxwithani6179
      @maxwithani6179 4 роки тому +37

      Ok, that wouldn't surprise me

    • @tj8132
      @tj8132 4 роки тому +95

      Damn it! Harry took the watermelon!

    • @tj8132
      @tj8132 4 роки тому +79

      And to top that off we found 3 barrels of oil and 5 bottles of rattlesnake poison AND a skeleton in the chemical closet

  • @devilfruitenjoyer2930
    @devilfruitenjoyer2930 4 роки тому +6136

    “Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good”
    “Calm down kid it’s just the heat syncopy

    • @bobbytonson5890
      @bobbytonson5890 4 роки тому +223

      Thanos actually just gave half the universe heat syncope when he did the snap.

    • @callmeanon307
      @callmeanon307 4 роки тому +54

      @@bobbytonson5890 *Oh I dont feel well*

    • @hithere4350
      @hithere4350 4 роки тому +8

    • @Axl_Art_22
      @Axl_Art_22 4 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @foxeon6496
      @foxeon6496 4 роки тому +6

      A

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Рік тому +1366

    For those who are actually curious:
    "Syncope" is just a fancy word for "fainting"
    "The danger zone" is the range of temperatures that allows bacteria to cultivate in food

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 Рік тому +34

      Yeah it's 8-60 degrees Celcius

    • @ryanspalding6524
      @ryanspalding6524 11 місяців тому

      ​@@digstrememcdingus1463🇺🇲📏📐📏📐📏📐📏📏📐📐 what's that to f°

    • @jebbryant6522
      @jebbryant6522 9 місяців тому +16

      ​@@digstrememcdingus1463ah a man of culture

    • @reapervirus71
      @reapervirus71 8 місяців тому +4

      It's when it's so hot you feel sick

    • @commentextary
      @commentextary 8 місяців тому +9

      @@jebbryant6522 Literally, in fact!

  • @Berd
    @Berd 5 років тому +22005

    i missed jon

  • @PuppyOrion
    @PuppyOrion 3 роки тому +1764

    "That's not work safety, that's work dum-dum."
    You've just described every PSA/work safety video ever

    • @Lexxxxiii
      @Lexxxxiii 3 роки тому +14

      *dOnT DiE*

    • @PuppyOrion
      @PuppyOrion 3 роки тому +12

      @@Lexxxxiii you were alive before you died

    • @I_Am_Lt_Surge
      @I_Am_Lt_Surge 3 роки тому +14

      I don't know. I watched an oxy-acetylene operation and safety video from the 80s/90s, and the backing track slapped.

    • @chaosdude2345
      @chaosdude2345 2 роки тому +4

      @@PuppyOrion When you’re on the job today, don’t die! That’s gonna REALLY affect my bottom line!

    • @cubechan1938
      @cubechan1938 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@chaosdude2345WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR.
      *WHAT. DO I PAY YOU FOR??*

  • @reesewilliamson3346
    @reesewilliamson3346 2 роки тому +10366

    "The fatal half inch" is what they called me back in college

    • @BlueBeepOFFICIAL
      @BlueBeepOFFICIAL 2 роки тому +257

      Why, was it because it was half an inch or 6 and a half inches? Cuz that could go both ways tbh

    • @eereree
      @eereree 2 роки тому +121

      ….are you ok? :/

    • @Zack29810
      @Zack29810 2 роки тому +288

      @@BlueBeepOFFICIAL half an inch. that’s literally the joke.

    • @reesewilliamson3346
      @reesewilliamson3346 2 роки тому +76

      @@BlueBeepOFFICIAL 6-1/2 is small asf let's be real here, regardless, my use of 1/2" is told through stories around the world

    • @Zack29810
      @Zack29810 2 роки тому +134

      @@reesewilliamson3346 6.5 isn’t bad at all. 4-5 inches is average.

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 Рік тому +2604

    Can we appreciate how hard Harry committed to his con to get a watermelon? Most people would just shoplift one or get in and get out. My man Harry decided to really screw that place over with health violations and actually work washing dishes before getting out with the score.

    • @sirlothric6357
      @sirlothric6357 Рік тому +138

      It's the commitment to the craft

    • @matthewsimon6170
      @matthewsimon6170 Рік тому +120

      He does it so he can blend in for another heist later. The more he shows up after they forget the theft, the easier the heist.

    • @tarakinwu1246
      @tarakinwu1246 Рік тому +33

      @@matthewsimon6170 it’s the tf2 spy’s ex-vet half-brother

    • @Ty-nk4vk
      @Ty-nk4vk Рік тому +15

      I was already dying from laughter, and now I see this??? HELP

    • @alchemicmercury
      @alchemicmercury Рік тому +29

      "HARRY YOU GOT BLOOD ALL OVER THE LETTUCE"

  • @dionysus6892
    @dionysus6892 4 роки тому +3241

    “Safety is never a joke, death is only a punch-line away” is actually more effective then ANY of these videos lol

  • @acegamer9347
    @acegamer9347 4 роки тому +5007

    “This guy died from heat syncope, this guy died from the fatal half-inch. Which one of them’s is deader?”

    • @yeexcelenteyeexcelente9781
      @yeexcelenteyeexcelente9781 4 роки тому +150

      WHO'S MORE DEAD?

    • @dawsondebell1603
      @dawsondebell1603 4 роки тому +26

      What happened to that video? *edit The one where he reviews worker deaths in other countries?

    • @DrCranberry
      @DrCranberry 4 роки тому +84

      dis da deadest nigga i evah seen

    • @f-22raptorxddzs
      @f-22raptorxddzs 4 роки тому +13

      @@DrCranberry shut yo lifeline sounding ass up

    • @big_tymerro
      @big_tymerro 4 роки тому +37

      ѕpιder cloaĸ he is literally quoting JonTron my guy

  • @Kuroganekisaki
    @Kuroganekisaki 4 роки тому +851

    "Now you've confused me-- Almost immediately. And you *promised* me... You were not going to do that."
    The delivery always kills me.

    • @tkb5726
      @tkb5726 4 роки тому +26

      Same. His voice is just dripping with defeat and betrayal. I love it.

    • @zewzit
      @zewzit 3 роки тому +16

      love that part. here's an easy timestamp: 14:25

    • @blah703
      @blah703 3 роки тому +2

      @some emo girl fuckin algebra, man, recently everything I've come to know in algebra was thrown out the window by a new concept and i am very annoyed

    • @jukityler4490
      @jukityler4490 3 роки тому +1

      I thought your comment said "you consumed me"

    • @gabriellegunvik4377
      @gabriellegunvik4377 2 місяці тому

      @@tkb5726it’s wonderful

  • @hurricanejaney
    @hurricanejaney Рік тому +138

    i’ve come back to this video every so often, and the panicked “SIXTEEN NEWBORNS ARE AFFECTED” with the glowing toddler makes me crack up every time

  • @kasgrieve9741
    @kasgrieve9741 3 роки тому +3145

    “In the danger zone” is a really common phrase in kitchens for food within a certain temperature not hot or cold enough to kill bacteria

    • @bendydrecher772
      @bendydrecher772 3 роки тому +166

      yea. just shows me jon has never worked in a kitchen lol

    • @crazyfriend50
      @crazyfriend50 3 роки тому +71

      @@bendydrecher772 jon has never seen an oven
      Sad times

    • @toastranimations6874
      @toastranimations6874 3 роки тому +82

      HIIIIWAAAAAAAAYY TOOOOO DAAAAAAAAAA *danger zone*

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 3 роки тому +67

      While I find humor in his take as a former sous chef yes you are very correct.

    • @Shanecrazzy
      @Shanecrazzy 3 роки тому +9

      The fuckng reptilian coming up 😂😂😂

  • @SuperCoily10230
    @SuperCoily10230 4 роки тому +4440

    Heat Syncope is when you body has the uncontrollable urge to say “I don’t feel so good.”

    • @calmgoodfire4662
      @calmgoodfire4662 4 роки тому +118

      Thanos: hmm how can I make half the universe to disappear hmmm ....
      I GOT AN IDEA

    • @plus6481
      @plus6481 4 роки тому +44

      So make sure you get a Disani, we all know that's a major racial slur!

    • @cephaleaorion4888
      @cephaleaorion4888 4 роки тому +72

      spiderman has heat syncope

    • @tobygrapes9760
      @tobygrapes9760 4 роки тому +51

      I get syncopes when I stand up too quickly or stretch too hard, and I can confirm, I say "I dont feel so good" every time

    • @rainy_.days0668
      @rainy_.days0668 4 роки тому +21

      Man, so thats what was wrong with Spiderman

  • @slugger4073
    @slugger4073 3 роки тому +3041

    You're adventuring in the Arctic circle with your buddy when all of a sudden he leans over and says "I don't feel so good." You remember your training. Must be heat syncope. You strip him down and prepare a cold compress. A few minutes later his temperature is down, he's stopped complaining, and he's even fast asleep. Great work!

    • @arby627
      @arby627 2 роки тому +280

      Gotta keep your buddy out of the danger zone

    • @highestsettings
      @highestsettings 2 роки тому +116

      The worst thing is that you know they're saying it because someone actually did that.

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 2 роки тому +56

      Sleep tight, my lil ice prince.

    • @Sica_Lee
      @Sica_Lee 2 роки тому +38

      I read this in the same tone as the Shia LaBeouf musical intro.

    • @magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98
      @magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98 2 роки тому +26

      funny thing is that that actually happens, its called paradoxical undressing.

  • @reidcacaro2919
    @reidcacaro2919 2 роки тому +710

    I love that the women being rude to each other has nothing to do with the safety part of the video

    • @AGJ117
      @AGJ117 Рік тому +63

      I'm more invested in a sequel where woman 2 gets revenge on woman 1 and the feud continues.

    • @screwthedragon999
      @screwthedragon999 Рік тому +31

      It showed the danger of violent rivalry

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Рік тому +32

      This is just how women interact duh

    • @brkh96
      @brkh96 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Dovah_Slayer your comment wasn't sexist at all or anything /s

    • @generalgrievous-
      @generalgrievous- 10 місяців тому +11

      Oh it does, it was a setup.

  • @yeeyee395
    @yeeyee395 4 роки тому +4152

    When I got my job at McDonald’s literally one of the slides was “do not spray patty’s with Cleaning supplies”

    • @markvo250
      @markvo250 4 роки тому +280

      What? But I find them tastier that way...

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 4 роки тому +223

      That's explains the aftertaste.

    • @deadmeme1296
      @deadmeme1296 4 роки тому +105

      @@OdaSwifteye what aftertaste? My tastebuds are desensitized

    • @leroy_jenkenz1541
      @leroy_jenkenz1541 4 роки тому +238

      That slide is there because of someone

    • @SoupyLlama
      @SoupyLlama 4 роки тому +99

      This is NOT very comforting while I’m in a McDonald’s drive through

  • @pyrobot1037
    @pyrobot1037 4 роки тому +1782

    The shoe store head trauma video is possibly the most 2000s thing I’ve ever seen

    • @KarmaTheKing
      @KarmaTheKing 4 роки тому +59

      right? like, why climb a ladder in *heels* ?

    • @tridentmanproductions3528
      @tridentmanproductions3528 4 роки тому +11

      This comment has 69 likes, nice

    • @cannedsas
      @cannedsas 4 роки тому +22

      "Game over" makes me sad

    • @1101Archimedes
      @1101Archimedes 4 роки тому +48

      You wouldn't download a shoes.

    • @sergiowinter5383
      @sergiowinter5383 4 роки тому +15

      @@KarmaTheKing Because she prefer to look hot and die than be safe and live, a follower of Kurt Cobain philosophy

  • @randomdude-4353
    @randomdude-4353 2 роки тому +5982

    The fact that Inspector Roy knows Harry's name before coming to the restaurant means that Harry is a repeat offender and Roy has to deal with his bullshit all of the time in other restaraunts.

    • @Aralaas
      @Aralaas 2 роки тому +270

      In Jaboody Dubs they call him Dirty Dan and inspector Roy says "Dirty Dan is a no good son of a bitch who's been making my job a living hell since the first day I started." I think you're on the same wavelength.

    • @WeirdWonderful
      @WeirdWonderful 2 роки тому

      IT WAS A SETUP ALL ALONG !

    • @erkl8823
      @erkl8823 2 роки тому +119

      OR... inspector Roy & "Harry"....are actually *partners* !!

    • @Glisten456
      @Glisten456 2 роки тому +93

      Added to that is the absolute disappointment Roy has when reprimanding Harry, as though he's really just done with his fuckery.

    • @bigchungus8287
      @bigchungus8287 2 роки тому +49

      How did no one notice a complete stranger walk on and pretend to work there, they should be reprimanded

  • @iMAOusuc
    @iMAOusuc 2 роки тому +1206

    I just got out of high school and am training to be an electrician. They still do have these goofy over the top videos but now they show LITERAL LIVELEAK FOOTAGE of people getting fucking slaughtered by heavy machinery. Some of the stuff that happens is crazy. A man got crushed under a 2,000 pound bottle press, a 62 year old woman performing maintenance in a 35-foot long pressure cooker was trapped inside and was cooked alive at 270°F. This stuff is scary as shit.

    • @bom6330
      @bom6330 2 роки тому +143

      Angle Grinder related injuries are real gnarly too. Sounds like you were watching a "lock out/tag out" video for the ones you're talking about.

    • @iMAOusuc
      @iMAOusuc 2 роки тому +47

      @@bom6330 Yup! That's exactly what it was!

    • @DiceNat21
      @DiceNat21 2 роки тому +50

      @@iMAOusuc yooo, I just finished trade school for electrical lol, currently looking for an industrial motor controls type job myself, good luck to you in your ventures

    • @iMAOusuc
      @iMAOusuc 2 роки тому +15

      @@DiceNat21 Thanks man, I appreciate it.

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 2 роки тому +58

      @@iMAOusuc There are tons of workplace gory videos out there. I find them to be especially hard to watch, since it can basically happen any day if you work near big machinery and moving big objects with lifts etc.

  • @errortryagainlater4240
    @errortryagainlater4240 2 роки тому +1697

    The "THIIIIIINK ABOOOOOUT THIIIIIIIS" singing fills me with an extremely powerful type of dread that I can't even describe.

    • @dredgefall
      @dredgefall Рік тому +131

      Honestly as silly as that video is, that song does it's job at being kinda scary.

    • @emilinebelle7811
      @emilinebelle7811 Рік тому +54

      Dude, it gave me anxiety and irritation

    • @roadwarrior114
      @roadwarrior114 Рік тому +38

      It used to be funny, but now it just triggers my PTSD and I'd just immediately quit any job that used this. This is sad.

    • @SomeOrangeCat
      @SomeOrangeCat Рік тому +17

      I didn't feel like I had to poop until I heard it. You can't explain that!

    • @tinobemellow
      @tinobemellow Рік тому +11

      @Andrew Vrba no, no you really can't. That's probably one of the more inexplicable things I've read in some time. Neither do I really want an explanation, honestly.

  • @boa4165
    @boa4165 4 роки тому +827

    “That’s not work safety that’s work dum dum” is my favorite thing ever
    Jesus Christ Mr.Tron you are so funny

    • @dlou9227
      @dlou9227 3 роки тому

      Boa 41 yeah this part had me wheezing

    • @seamusmckeon9109
      @seamusmckeon9109 3 роки тому +7

      My favorite is when he compares a worker to his crippled grandma

    • @giornogiovani3769
      @giornogiovani3769 3 роки тому

      @@seamusmckeon9109 mine to

    • @zabloing9000
      @zabloing9000 3 роки тому

      Mr. Tron lel

    • @mrrexychomp9829
      @mrrexychomp9829 3 роки тому

      What even happened to that guy? was he burned or melted or irradiated or what

  • @amondhawes-khalifa1949
    @amondhawes-khalifa1949 4 роки тому +4562

    Everybody gangster until Harry steals the watermelon

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 4 роки тому +67

      Dammit harry.

    • @aarepelaa1142
      @aarepelaa1142 4 роки тому +70

      How did he even know his name when he literally just met him.

    • @ainakar
      @ainakar 4 роки тому +37

      watermelon sugar high, Harry

    • @SuspiciousScout
      @SuspiciousScout 4 роки тому +81

      Real talk though, Harry infiltrated a food establishment and pretended to work there just to steal a watermelon???

    • @amondhawes-khalifa1949
      @amondhawes-khalifa1949 4 роки тому +47

      @@SuspiciousScout It always starts with just one melon...

  • @AndrevusWhitetail
    @AndrevusWhitetail 2 роки тому +1320

    You know after rewatching this video half a dozen times i've started to think Harry was a plant by the "regular city health inspector" to shut that business down.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 Рік тому +76

      Yeah maybe they’ve been getting away with violations for years. Not enough to really be busted but just enough to be dangerous.

    • @thelocalcrusader9522
      @thelocalcrusader9522 Рік тому +42

      did say that he was there since the last inspection which would've been enough time to notice "hey this guy doesnt work here"

    • @tobeymalone3436
      @tobeymalone3436 Рік тому

      He DOES know Harry's name before anyone else, highly suspect, probably a scam they've been running for years amassing their watermelon arsenal

    • @ScholarofProspero
      @ScholarofProspero Рік тому +2

      The Lore

    • @AndrevusWhitetail
      @AndrevusWhitetail Рік тому +35

      @@thelocalcrusader9522 Especially since "Inspector Roy" knew Harry by name even though Harry didn't ever seem to wear a name tag.
      Like, the inspector knows Harry's name but the owner doesn't? That's suspicious.

  • @voteyesonyes5347
    @voteyesonyes5347 4 роки тому +1265

    “tHiNk AbOuT tHiS” has become a normal part in conversation for me and my best friend

  • @toshi3866
    @toshi3866 5 років тому +2238

    "Mr Stark, Im suffering from heat syncope."

    • @ashley-182
      @ashley-182 5 років тому +46

      “ -Mr. Stark I don’t feel good.- “
      “Mr. Stark I’m suffering from heat syncope.”

    • @MerryShrug
      @MerryShrug 5 років тому +2

      Ryuji!

    • @negantmortem648
      @negantmortem648 5 років тому

      HAHAHAHHHHAHHAHHAHAHHhahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhahhehe! OMFG YOU ACTUALLY FUCKIN DID IT!

    • @triple777yt5
      @triple777yt5 5 років тому +4

      Heat syncopy is actually when your brain can't get enough blood because of heat

    • @negantmortem648
      @negantmortem648 5 років тому +1

      @@triple777yt5 well, you learn something every day.

  • @coledione2539
    @coledione2539 4 роки тому +4139

    ”You probably infected thousands of people already”
    2020: Jinx

    • @ghbsrd2249
      @ghbsrd2249 4 роки тому +57

      we could of stopped Corona if we had those handkerchiefs 😢

    • @explosiveaddict6939
      @explosiveaddict6939 4 роки тому +48

      Ghb Srd If the number of handkerchiefs and number of anti-vaxx dumbasses were swapped, we'd have a lot less sick people and a lot less... well, dumbasses.

    • @hium8716
      @hium8716 4 роки тому +1

      LMAO

    • @ironyinc3453
      @ironyinc3453 4 роки тому +17

      The real solution is not tissues it’s just simply not eating food from a wet market.
      Unless bat absolutely has to be on the menu.

    • @Ahmad.....................
      @Ahmad..................... 4 роки тому +3

      That phrase didmt quite age so well

  • @bshinn4884
    @bshinn4884 Рік тому +304

    Shake hands with danger will always be my favorite cheesy safety video. Amd hilariously enough, I've watched it at least 6 times for work

    • @TheMilitantHorse
      @TheMilitantHorse Рік тому +1

      THIS 100%. It has also one of the catchment tunes I've ever heard.

    • @patrickmcelrath4962
      @patrickmcelrath4962 Рік тому +2

      *guitar riff* you know someones about to be maimed

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy Рік тому

      I haven't even had a proper job yet, I only turned 18 this year, but I've seen Shake Hands With Danger at least 20 times purely for just entertainment, mostly cause I just like watching old work safety videos. True classic, also yeah, that song goes hard.

  • @megavidaeos
    @megavidaeos 5 років тому +3640

    “Things that a five year old should know by age four.”
    *Touches a boiling pot of water*
    *Inhales a handful of pepper*

  • @jojomizugorou5305
    @jojomizugorou5305 3 роки тому +5326

    "Get this man a fuckin Dasani"
    Jon, he's already dying, don't kill him faster

    • @crazyfriend50
      @crazyfriend50 3 роки тому +21

      Cmon man dasani is water he wont die unless it has 50% copper in it
      Thats would kill you

    • @JustAnotherAccount8
      @JustAnotherAccount8 3 роки тому +200

      @@crazyfriend50 Dasani doesn't quench shit

    • @crazyfriend50
      @crazyfriend50 3 роки тому +5

      @@JustAnotherAccount8 yeah but feeding death wont speed up death so dasani is really a cure
      Its like placebo yet you need intensive care
      They stab you a bit and patch you up
      Ur still cancer ridden but oh well

    • @Mrs.Magix58
      @Mrs.Magix58 3 роки тому +26

      @@crazyfriend50 it’s a joke loser

    • @FrogWalrus
      @FrogWalrus 3 роки тому +15

      Dasani is 99% plastic, taste like shit.

  • @plasticweapon
    @plasticweapon 3 роки тому +1195

    "you were alive before you died", all PSAs in a nutshell.

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 3 роки тому +28

      But were you really?

    • @colorshade9072
      @colorshade9072 3 роки тому +30

      @@sweetcinnamonpnchkin philosophers be like

    • @fumez111
      @fumez111 3 роки тому +5

      sounds like borderlands 2 dialogue when you respawn

    • @goblinbastard5310
      @goblinbastard5310 3 роки тому +8

      @@sweetcinnamonpnchkin *vsauce music amps up*

    • @costejio
      @costejio 3 роки тому +1

      I miss jon

  • @Nerdtendo6366
    @Nerdtendo6366 Рік тому +137

    “You were alive alive before you died”
    Wise words of wisdom from Mr. Tron today

  • @pspten1
    @pspten1 5 років тому +687

    As someone who took three years of Culinary in high school, "the danger zone" was a serious topic. Looking back now, it was a pretty hilarious term.

    • @altharchralaku7224
      @altharchralaku7224 5 років тому +27

      Gotta keep them meats below 40 degrees F. (but yeah its a funny term and jontron made the joke we all thought)

    • @ShockerTopper
      @ShockerTopper 5 років тому +6

      Yep that’s what happens when one of the most amazing songs ever is forever associated with it lol..

    • @AllanElMelon1043
      @AllanElMelon1043 5 років тому +1

      Listen to danger zone when studying about the food danger zone (I took hospitality in school, basically the same thing)

    • @BuddhaBlackBear
      @BuddhaBlackBear 5 років тому

      Safety and Sanitation was the shit. Ya know? Like Escherichia Coli?

    • @hankanderson8633
      @hankanderson8633 5 років тому +1

      I’m not in food service but I wanted to make a top gun joke but... I know no terms lol

  • @shockerelectric3658
    @shockerelectric3658 5 років тому +1664

    "Harry, there blood all over the lettuce."
    In a calm voice

    • @soilology
      @soilology 5 років тому +28

      "thats a serious health violation, you can't do that"

    • @Reaper-fj9xp
      @Reaper-fj9xp 5 років тому +4

      'Heat was Hot' JonTron

    • @fetal.beetle07734
      @fetal.beetle07734 5 років тому +16

      "Harry, there's blood all over the lettuce. Never mind where the blood came from."

    • @mr.gspot753
      @mr.gspot753 5 років тому +2

      I was looking through the comments as I was watching this, and no joke read your comment at the exact time it played it in the video

    • @joaogomes9405
      @joaogomes9405 5 років тому +4

      HARRYDIDYAPUTYOURBLOODINTHETRAYOFLETTUCE?

  • @jordyn187
    @jordyn187 3 роки тому +2771

    Lol The “Think about this” clip was more graphic than expected

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 3 роки тому +76

      Watched the whole thing. My soul died.

    • @shawnthompson2303
      @shawnthompson2303 3 роки тому +185

      YoU wErE aLiVe ThIs MoRnInG

    • @user-pj1rx9wn8j
      @user-pj1rx9wn8j 3 роки тому +61

      @@shawnthompson2303 WHEN ThE Sun Came up

    • @Jokerman9540
      @Jokerman9540 3 роки тому +15

      We got one, ladies and gentlemen! We got one!

    • @zmokahbiar
      @zmokahbiar 3 роки тому +6

      What's the original video called cuz I want that song lol

  • @Howard_T_Duck
    @Howard_T_Duck 2 роки тому +103

    7:48 “You gotta be F0CKIN’ kidding me”
    Jon’s inner New Yorker came out just then

  • @talongotskillz7159
    @talongotskillz7159 5 років тому +878

    My dad (Who is a welder for Caterpillar) actually has a copy of the “Think About This” Video on CD and VHS because he is a regional supervisor and he has to make the employees watch it.

    • @burnforburn
      @burnforburn 5 років тому +30

      QuietGrave It’s already on UA-cam, just look it up

    • @themoleman6806
      @themoleman6806 5 років тому +2

      @@QuietGrave ^

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 5 років тому +30

      Does he have the song memorized and does he sing it when hes doing stuff? Because I really hope he does lmao

    • @swinbtr
      @swinbtr 5 років тому +4

      He is one sadiatic man.

    • @ivaningram5884
      @ivaningram5884 5 років тому +2

      Where does he work? My company sells a ton of parts to CAT out of Indiana and we have ridiculous safety videos.

  • @CollinAbroadcast
    @CollinAbroadcast 5 років тому +673

    Congrats. Heat Syncope is now at 100 on Google Trends

    • @RussellSmith91
      @RussellSmith91 5 років тому +32

      That is the true power of an influencer, right there.

    • @greenx-ray4866
      @greenx-ray4866 5 років тому +1

      Oh

    • @RummyLPs
      @RummyLPs 5 років тому +6

      Not gonna lie, I googled it too.

  • @Audios2010
    @Audios2010 4 роки тому +1626

    5:18 "I wonder where he is today."
    *He's dead Jon, he's dead.*

    • @DDub04
      @DDub04 4 роки тому +86

      Sneezed to death

    • @daliarondon4027
      @daliarondon4027 4 роки тому +28

      F

    • @andromeda2014
      @andromeda2014 4 роки тому +27

      By sneezification

    • @Mr-Moop
      @Mr-Moop 4 роки тому +15

      Maybe he’s still alive today, spreading the Coronavirus during his phone calls

    • @Audios2010
      @Audios2010 4 роки тому +5

      @@Mr-Moop He must be blessed by Nurgal then...

  • @aydenh.6355
    @aydenh.6355 2 роки тому +160

    14:15 I love how Jon says to get him back to California, and it shows him flying to Mordor. Very accurate description

    • @Abraxas1212
      @Abraxas1212 Рік тому +4

      Hey, that's what I said! Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed.

    • @Greasy2240
      @Greasy2240 Рік тому +1

      I thought that too! I was about to make the same comment.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 місяці тому

      Wouldn't Texas be more accurate to the setting of Mordor

  • @WigWoo1
    @WigWoo1 4 роки тому +3208

    So what is the lesson in Shoe Store Head Trauma? Looks like she just had an accidental slip or the ladder broke. Neither of which looked preventable so what are we supposed to learn?

    • @thegoblin4948
      @thegoblin4948 4 роки тому +401

      That if you get annoyed at a costumer you... die? i dunno.

    • @MrJostur
      @MrJostur 4 роки тому +589

      I think the issue was that she wore heels on a ladder that wasn't stable, or just that the ladder wasn't stable.
      She also didn't use a ladder that went high enough to grab the things she was looking for without playing Jenga on a leaning ladder.
      Then the Jenga shoes/shoe boxes fell over, something hit the light just above her, then she slipped and fell because she also wasn't fuggin' grabbing anything to support herself.
      It didn't look like the ladder had broken.
      I say it wasn't deployed properly because after she started walking on it, it wasn't stable whatsoever. Normally if it's deployed correctly, the ladder would be held down by your weight.
      Might wiggle a li'l at first, but after you're on it, it should be fine. If not, you call someone else in the store to hold it down for you,
      or you get a different ladder.

    • @Technotoadnotafrog
      @Technotoadnotafrog 4 роки тому +181

      Don't wear stiletto heels on a ladder

    • @WigWoo1
      @WigWoo1 4 роки тому +37

      @@Technotoadnotafrog your heel doesn’t usually touch the steps of a ladder anyways so what’s the difference?

    • @etrangray-mane8610
      @etrangray-mane8610 4 роки тому +63

      @@WigWoo1 Don't you usually stand with the middle/arch of your foot on a ladder?

  • @zachaa2846
    @zachaa2846 4 роки тому +821

    "you were alive this morning"
    English teachers: this shit is deep

  • @Think_legit
    @Think_legit 3 роки тому +1720

    I am here at three o’clock in the morning because for some godforsaken reason the retched melody of “THIIINNK ABOUUT THIIIIIS” lodged itself into my brain while I went to get some water after waking up to what I could only describe as the Sahara Desert forming in my mouth. I’ve laid here for ten minutes trying to figure out where in the hell that sound bite was from. Finally the gods above granted me with peace and reminded of this video.

  • @chdest4550
    @chdest4550 Рік тому +794

    I think that the reason these safety videos are so paranoid about everything is so that an employee can't do something braindead and then sue the company because "They never warned me!"

    • @ZashuCrash
      @ZashuCrash Рік тому +60

      I mean, Jon's confusion with most of it kinda proves that point.

    • @alexjeremiah8915
      @alexjeremiah8915 Рік тому +58

      A lot of this is required by OSHA. I work in a factory and have to watch some of this crap.

    • @chdest4550
      @chdest4550 Рік тому

      @@alexjeremiah8915 Are any of your coworkers braindead enough to actually need it?

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Рік тому +29

      Makes sense. Last thing a corporation wants - or anyone for that matter - is a lawsuit

    • @Tom-jy6mc
      @Tom-jy6mc 10 місяців тому +9

      "I broke my leg acting like a bumbling brainless idiot on top of a 15 foot ladder! Sue the company!"

  • @boogs2122
    @boogs2122 3 роки тому +1522

    I have taken cooking for three years and can guarantee that the “danger zone” is a real thing that I still can’t take seriously

    • @frankwoods9895
      @frankwoods9895 3 роки тому +98

      Simon that chicken is in the *danger zone*

    • @Tegrius88
      @Tegrius88 3 роки тому +69

      SIMON YOU HEARD THE MAN THE CHICKEN IS IN THE DANGER ZONE SAVE IT

    • @frankwoods9895
      @frankwoods9895 3 роки тому +43

      @@Tegrius88 oh no he can't hear us he's jamming out!

    • @Tegrius88
      @Tegrius88 3 роки тому +47

      @@frankwoods9895 oh Simon that's a work safety violation you cant work distracted and that's a repeat from last time

    • @TheColorRed
      @TheColorRed 3 роки тому +5

      That video is actually from a Serv Safe Instruction video

  • @shidathegreat239
    @shidathegreat239 4 роки тому +612

    9:02 “some days are bloodier then others” yes this does not sound like something printed on box full of tampons.

    • @ARiiS5339
      @ARiiS5339 4 роки тому +3

      XD

    • @MetalMuffinJumbosoCheese
      @MetalMuffinJumbosoCheese 4 роки тому +3

      What's a tampon?
      It sounds like a brand of condom
      (JOKE!)

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 4 роки тому

      I can’t see this quote differently now.... I hope you’re happy

  • @RowletGameing
    @RowletGameing 5 років тому +2736

    "Ow heat was hot!"
    "Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes."

    • @goldenpants1239
      @goldenpants1239 5 років тому +115

      waffle memez there are enough bones in a whale to make an entire whale skeleton

    • @memelover6917
      @memelover6917 5 років тому +89

      "China hides submarines in the ocean"

    • @bey0ndinsan1ty70
      @bey0ndinsan1ty70 5 років тому +87

      “All Cities In Germany Fit Into Germany”

    • @redreploid1713
      @redreploid1713 5 років тому +39

      Water is wet

    • @rossadinho7362
      @rossadinho7362 5 років тому +57

      waffle memez there is enough water on Earth to fill the oceans.

  • @ballisticblocker9163
    @ballisticblocker9163 Рік тому +202

    To anybody else wondering what it means for food to be in the ‘danger zone’, it basically means it is being stored at temperatures which would allow bacteria to cultivate.

    • @lemonpringlesdoodles
      @lemonpringlesdoodles Рік тому +5

      Usually between 40 and 140 degrees Fahrenheit

    • @Tom-jy6mc
      @Tom-jy6mc 10 місяців тому +2

      It was kinda weird first time watching having been through a highschool culinary course and seeing Jon be confused lol

    • @thesupergamer5894
      @thesupergamer5894 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@lemonpringlesdoodles You're the second person I've seen say that, I'm ServSafe certified and the temperature is 41-135 degrees (but to be more clear my range is FDA conpliant while your range is USDA compliant)

  • @notheidit742
    @notheidit742 5 років тому +405

    I’m halfway through the video and I just realized that the song playing between transitions was “Safety Dance”. Well played.

    • @nottucoolu8810
      @nottucoolu8810 5 років тому +6

      If its danger then it will be dangerzone

    • @unwelldanny7108
      @unwelldanny7108 5 років тому +2

      WHY WOULDN'T YOU LET ME DIE?

    • @MrFitzophrenic
      @MrFitzophrenic 5 років тому +3

      Brendon! at the disco I literally said this 59 minutes ago yet you get more likes. Pfft... Idc though.

    • @yuripantyhose4973
      @yuripantyhose4973 5 років тому +3

      You know, that safety dance wasn't as safe as they said.

    • @notheidit742
      @notheidit742 5 років тому +3

      Mr Pigslicer sorry bro I didn’t see yours :(

  • @TheHealerIzAwesome
    @TheHealerIzAwesome 5 років тому +1805

    One of my coworkers is a huge JonTron fan. This summer I got heat stroke and he asked me if I had heat syncope

    • @Linosek279
      @Linosek279 5 років тому +123

      I mean, heat stroke is just big heat syncope

    • @CommunistSubRex
      @CommunistSubRex 5 років тому +43

      You survived heat stroke? Well done man

    • @TheHealerIzAwesome
      @TheHealerIzAwesome 5 років тому +63

      @@CommunistSubRex Shit fucked me up tho. I was drastically dehydrated and was constantly vomiting. Ended up having to be sent home from work cause I was vomiting. Nearly passed out once or twice.

    • @goobgoobgoobgoobgoobgoob
      @goobgoobgoobgoobgoobgoob 5 років тому +12

      Syncope is just passing out

    • @TheHealerIzAwesome
      @TheHealerIzAwesome 5 років тому +55

      @John Doe Little known fact. Peter Parker wasn't actually snapped out of existence. He was just suffering from heat syncope.

  • @TABBYMUSIC
    @TABBYMUSIC 5 років тому +460

    _”That’s not work safety, that’s work dumb dumb.”_
    -Jontron 2019

  • @Quicksnipez2011
    @Quicksnipez2011 Рік тому +27

    "Now you have confused me... Almost immediately and you promised you weren't going to do that" is by far the best line in the video

  • @zaczac5281
    @zaczac5281 5 років тому +1424

    Death aint a joke
    JonTron: *starts laughing after seeing someine be impaled in the head by a wrench*

    • @purplediamond5867
      @purplediamond5867 5 років тому +14

      ScarPearm The Official UA-cam Channel well what else are you supposed to do??

    • @Holacalaca
      @Holacalaca 5 років тому +14

      "Safety* is never a joke" like the video says, "deaths just a punchline"

  • @tagon2381
    @tagon2381 5 років тому +1605

    Jon: Touches hot.
    “Heat was hot”
    Also Jon: Do it again.

    • @AnkaaAvarshina
      @AnkaaAvarshina 5 років тому +11

      its funny cause the original meme has Arin in it

    • @NokoCocoa
      @NokoCocoa 5 років тому +20

      Also Jon: *_"I'll fucking do it again!"_*

    • @emptychamber544
      @emptychamber544 5 років тому +3

      @@NokoCocoa ILL FEKIN DO IT AGAIN

    • @bomblessdodongo3093
      @bomblessdodongo3093 5 років тому +2

      Truly a Cavebruh moment

    • @UZIKING
      @UZIKING 5 років тому

      John stating the obvious about heat.

  • @BioGoji-zm5ph
    @BioGoji-zm5ph 4 роки тому +534

    "Harry? Who's Harry?!"
    To this very day, Harry's true identity remains unknown.

    • @memeboi6942
      @memeboi6942 4 роки тому +13

      His name is dia...
      I said his name is dia...
      Oh no.

    • @jimboringo9958
      @jimboringo9958 4 роки тому +16

      By day he goes by Harry, but by night... he is...
      *_THE WATERMELON BANDIT_*

    • @memeboi6942
      @memeboi6942 4 роки тому +8

      @@jimboringo9958 his real name is diav...

    • @carrotpie3465
      @carrotpie3465 4 роки тому +5

      Oh i know his name, its watermelon guy he steals every watermelon he sees and will kill any one who will get the watermelon out of his site.
      nobody ever saw him after that last insident...

    • @geopeirce4214
      @geopeirce4214 4 роки тому +1

      Or an over sized cyanide tooth

  • @billgibb9212
    @billgibb9212 Рік тому +32

    Everytime Jon does his inspector Roy impression, it kills me😂

  • @beanjuice1187
    @beanjuice1187 4 роки тому +232

    I love the health inspectors face when the boss says “Who’s Harry?”

    • @cartoonmaster2401
      @cartoonmaster2401 4 роки тому +23

      M. Night Shamaylan _WISHES_ he knew how to make good twists like that.

    • @theseagulls3172
      @theseagulls3172 4 роки тому +13

      I'm just waiting for a work safety video where it's a compilation of Gordon Ramsey raging at restaurant owners about the state of the kitchen.

    • @frankwoods9895
      @frankwoods9895 4 роки тому +7

      He knew he was in the danger zone.

  • @FergusGriggs
    @FergusGriggs 5 років тому +779

    I like the 8bit version of safety dance playing in the title cards

    • @ficogonzalez9133
      @ficogonzalez9133 5 років тому +8

      Brotha you beat me to the punch with that comment

    • @canadadry353
      @canadadry353 5 років тому +22

      WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TOO WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 5 років тому +1

      I remember that song the safety dance it has a catchy tone to that song

    • @officerpoopnugget9989
      @officerpoopnugget9989 5 років тому +1

      lol i thought i was the only one who recognized it

    • @danielfield7986
      @danielfield7986 5 років тому

      i noticed that too

  • @diradosveta
    @diradosveta 4 роки тому +3317

    Wait, so it wasn't William Osman on the thumbnail?

    • @mattwrightson294
      @mattwrightson294 4 роки тому +61

      Never had been

    • @Tayutaus
      @Tayutaus 4 роки тому +81

      I think it's Will every time this video comes up even though I know it's not

    • @Janetalia
      @Janetalia 4 роки тому +31

      every single time I see this video in my recommendations I 100% always think it's him

    • @dr.matterhorn1315
      @dr.matterhorn1315 4 роки тому +14

      I could have sworn was Dan from the SlowMoGuys.

    • @werewolftapus7630
      @werewolftapus7630 4 роки тому +4

      Dr. Matterhorn I thought it was the completionist

  • @shelby5809
    @shelby5809 2 роки тому +119

    15:05 That's actually how you lift things if you want to avoid a hernia I believe

    • @shelby5809
      @shelby5809 2 роки тому +16

      Also watch out for the worms you'll eventually trip on

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 Рік тому +13

      Always keeping an eye out for those Pesky Worms, cant stop tripping over them lately, really been a hassle for my co-workers.

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 Рік тому +3

      @Dave Miller we're on our 12'th anniversary, im technically jimmy's dad now.

    • @shelby5809
      @shelby5809 Рік тому +1

      @@carlwheezerofsouls3273 Answer the man. Is Jimmy annoying or not?

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 Рік тому +1

      @@shelby5809 Oh, no. not after the _incident_ occured at least.

  • @plutoziummmmm
    @plutoziummmmm 4 роки тому +811

    *"you were alive before you died."* -JonTron, 2019

    • @smileyboi1125
      @smileyboi1125 4 роки тому +16

      Well it’s true unless your talking about if you FEEL alive then, I’m not alive at all

    • @austinsnell515
      @austinsnell515 4 роки тому +2

      Kian Stevens oooooooooof

    • @k1-b082
      @k1-b082 4 роки тому +7

      kokichi why are you here-

    • @plutoziummmmm
      @plutoziummmmm 4 роки тому +6

      K1-B0 wait i forgot do robots have dicks?

    • @k1-b082
      @k1-b082 4 роки тому +5

      @@plutoziummmmm That's robophobic!

  • @noahcuroe
    @noahcuroe 3 роки тому +540

    i love how jon makes fun of and then immediately validates the existence of these safety videos in the first 39 seconds.

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 5 років тому +1129

    "This is the proper British way to deal with an inconsiderate sneezer"
    *LITERAL TORTURE*

    • @AsymptoteInverse
      @AsymptoteInverse 5 років тому +34

      Welcome to the Ministry of Love.

    • @holetm9346
      @holetm9346 5 років тому +14

      Can confirm, am British.

    • @cannedgoodness9633
      @cannedgoodness9633 5 років тому +12

      You should see what my nan does if I eat from my knife instead of the fork. Actually no, no man should see that

    • @majoraswrath6182
      @majoraswrath6182 5 років тому

      @@AsymptoteInverse beat me to it

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 5 років тому +2

      @@cannedgoodness9633 You have piqued my interest, please elaborate.

  • @dinkules
    @dinkules 2 роки тому +29

    Harry is unironically a savage chaotic monster and can't be stopped

  • @djgaben6187
    @djgaben6187 3 роки тому +793

    "Now why would you need 3 barrels of hydrofluoric acid? This is a Wh-endys."
    You've never worked at Wendy's have you?

  • @casualbularchy4850
    @casualbularchy4850 5 років тому +1261

    I feel like inspector Roy planted Harry to screw over that restaurant.

    • @Anna-tk7ui
      @Anna-tk7ui 5 років тому +88

      Least Harry got a watermelon out of the deal.

    • @lady_caiti
      @lady_caiti 5 років тому +65

      Now THIS is the conspiracy we all deserve

    • @packrunnabski
      @packrunnabski 4 роки тому +17

      The watermelon was secretly a cantaloupe

    • @joshmeagher2024
      @joshmeagher2024 4 роки тому +39

      Roy knew Harry’s name and he didn’t even have a name tag

    • @dinosrchestra
      @dinosrchestra 4 роки тому +10

      It was all a plan to get that poor watermelon out of the restaurant, they were in cahoots to release it

  • @zacharysien5245
    @zacharysien5245 3 роки тому +2524

    "I wonder where he is today."
    He- he's dead. He's dead, Jon. He's like super, crazy dead.

    • @LovenRazu
      @LovenRazu 3 роки тому +299

      Yea, that's like a 1940's commercial, and he looked about 50-60. If he was alive today he would be 130-141

    • @crispygaming7491
      @crispygaming7491 3 роки тому +285

      @@LovenRazu Well, he could be immortal, you don't know that.

    • @anonymous-gi4tq
      @anonymous-gi4tq 3 роки тому +130

      @@crispygaming7491 yeah like queen elizabeth or vladimir putin

    • @georgie984
      @georgie984 3 роки тому +44

      He died shortly after the commercial, didn’t you see?

    • @crispygaming7491
      @crispygaming7491 3 роки тому +22

      @@georgie984 Everyone else died but Jon didn't. How can you not see that? >_

  • @ApocalypticJoker
    @ApocalypticJoker Рік тому +18

    "This is a whendys" fucking broke me i repeated that part multiple times

  • @sirjoey3137
    @sirjoey3137 5 років тому +589

    Imagine living in an age where JonTron is prevalent again. FeelsGoodMan

    • @He-who-wakes
      @He-who-wakes 5 років тому +1

      Thats cool if your not a doomer

    • @nekonekopanicnekonekopanic7335
      @nekonekopanicnekonekopanic7335 5 років тому +1

      Sir Joey of The White Turly the best time line

    • @crishon2121
      @crishon2121 5 років тому

      Imagine living in the age that you’re living in.

    • @GTdba
      @GTdba 5 років тому

      Pepperidge Farms remembers.
      Me too.

    • @youcutmelegoff
      @youcutmelegoff 5 років тому +1

      Moon Pie. what a time to be alive.

  • @spongebobsquarepants4081
    @spongebobsquarepants4081 4 роки тому +702

    “Don’t die”
    Death rates drop to 0%

  • @janreiafrica
    @janreiafrica 5 років тому +419

    "Safety is never a joke. Death is only a punch-line away"
    So inspirational

  • @Blimbus-Blombo
    @Blimbus-Blombo Рік тому +115

    How did I not notice that was Taika playing Gandalf the first time

    • @skwidgril8171
      @skwidgril8171 Рік тому +11

      Took me about 30 watches of this vid and your comment to realise it too

    • @Alextruong0912
      @Alextruong0912 Рік тому +2

      I also realized that the first watch but my bro watching with me didn't recognize him so I thought I was crazy XD.

    • @monsterjambrony
      @monsterjambrony 6 місяців тому +1

      I didn’t realize it either until last night.

  • @HeyImLucious
    @HeyImLucious 5 років тому +280

    For anyone wondering, syncope is essentially just fainting. Heat syncope, specifically, is fainting because you're overheating.

    • @mauricer.4873
      @mauricer.4873 5 років тому +16

      i dont feel so good

    • @Chronosmaster002
      @Chronosmaster002 5 років тому +1

      Snap

    • @JustKrin
      @JustKrin 5 років тому +10

      @@mauricer.4873 Spider-man had Thanos Syncope

    • @AAABattery__
      @AAABattery__ 5 років тому +4

      That almost happened to me during a soccer game. I felt kind of dizzy, so I asked to be taken off.

    • @manabluerose
      @manabluerose 5 років тому +6

      Thanks for that. Is it basically heat stroke?

  • @C2-J0
    @C2-J0 4 роки тому +1382

    "Why would you need three barrels of hydrochloric acid? This is a Wahendy's."

  • @onuie8134
    @onuie8134 5 років тому +298

    Mr. Tron, I don’t feel so good “fades away into nothing”
    Yep, that’s a heat syncope

  • @StapleCactus
    @StapleCactus 2 роки тому +111

    Just like to inform you that the "fatal half-inch" has some merit. I tripped over such an elevation change. The asphalt sank below the curb, but I didn't notice it since the change in color hid the change in height. After picking debris out of my hands, I had to laugh at getting caught over such a tiny bump. Now imagine a similar situation, but at the top of the stairs or on a rooftop and you can see why they are worried about half an inch.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 Рік тому +13

      I mean especially if you’re carrying stuff. Then I swear anything in the universe will knock you down.

    • @chillhour6155
      @chillhour6155 Рік тому +1

      same happens with stairs..plust the extra gravity

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 Рік тому +1

      Exactly. I don't know why Jon was so down on that concept 😂

    • @basedokadaizo
      @basedokadaizo Рік тому

      when i moved to my new apartment, i wasn't looking where i was walking when trying to meet my ride for a movie and ended up tripping over a change in elevation in the sidewalk and just barely saving my face with my hands. hands and chest took the brunt of the fall, hurt like hell but i was just mad enough about the current circumstances to ignore the pain until i got in the theater.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 місяці тому

      Maybe he never experienced it......

  • @andrewwebb3813
    @andrewwebb3813 3 роки тому +593

    14:57 Completely underrated joke. The subtly added “shop” just kills me every time!

    • @spooklord5257
      @spooklord5257 3 роки тому +44

      I have watched this video a hundred times and I've never even noticed until you pointed it out

    • @junichiroyamashita
      @junichiroyamashita 3 роки тому +3

      I don't see it

    • @spooklord5257
      @spooklord5257 3 роки тому +19

      @@junichiroyamashita the first time we see him turn around it just says lifting in the top right corner, and then the second time around Jon discretely changes it to shoplifting

    • @chaosthebaryonyx6344
      @chaosthebaryonyx6344 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @SM64002
      @SM64002 2 роки тому +1

      @@spooklord5257 same!!! 😱

  • @prettyboyvolf3364
    @prettyboyvolf3364 5 років тому +994

    “Safety is a joke, death is just a punch-line anyway”

    • @ShadowZeroXZ
      @ShadowZeroXZ 5 років тому +7

      Away**

    • @rdprojekti6561
      @rdprojekti6561 5 років тому +7

      I guess that's what the japan leaders told to their soldiers to motivate them.

    • @justinvaughn2277
      @justinvaughn2277 5 років тому +11

      Suicide is explaining the joke

    • @NotHeitu
      @NotHeitu 5 років тому

      get noob
      Oh well,
      *neaaooowww* haha funny joke

    • @bigcanca2131
      @bigcanca2131 5 років тому

      Eric Andres motto

  • @mikeymikey4186
    @mikeymikey4186 5 років тому +341

    "Mr. Stark...
    I have heat syncope"

    • @Darvar-SM
      @Darvar-SM 5 років тому +10

      “I don’t feel so good” -Local black man & Peter Parker

  • @ChucklePhucksUnion
    @ChucklePhucksUnion Рік тому +9

    I like the detail of you playing an 8-bit version of "Safety Dance"

    • @Beanfishy
      @Beanfishy Рік тому +1

      I always noticed it sounded familiar but i couldnt think of what it sounded like! Now i cant unhear it lol!

  • @MaherandIbrahimsAvengers
    @MaherandIbrahimsAvengers 3 роки тому +1678

    "Who's Harry?"
    Top 10 anime plot twists

    • @KrumpusPlunk
      @KrumpusPlunk 3 роки тому +14

      honest question, is harry mr. lahey?!?

    • @timrc417
      @timrc417 3 роки тому +20

      I’ll do you one better: why’s Harry?!

    • @TslilTapiro
      @TslilTapiro 3 роки тому +10

      you're a wizard harry

    • @searfin5907
      @searfin5907 3 роки тому +6

      Wait, but.... WHO'S REM?!

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 3 роки тому +6

      We need answers who is harry?

  • @bluey_heeler
    @bluey_heeler 5 років тому +668

    For those interested, heat syncope is basically dizziness from overheating.

    • @chickenslayer34
      @chickenslayer34 5 років тому +24

      Goldfish I scrolled through so many comments just to find this bc I’m too lazy to google

    • @neyoid
      @neyoid 5 років тому +13

      So just a weird word for heat stroke?

    • @megamegapop12
      @megamegapop12 5 років тому +20

      Moistifier No it’s more like heat induced vertigo

    • @khoralis6458
      @khoralis6458 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @admin.slayerenryu
      @admin.slayerenryu 5 років тому +4

      You can get it by being in either Sonora or Arizona for a few seconds

  • @Sagninaw
    @Sagninaw 4 роки тому +565

    _Harry gets away with the watermelon_
    *Top 10 anime plot twists*

    • @pmmeyourdadjokes9811
      @pmmeyourdadjokes9811 4 роки тому +7

      The first time I actually laughed at this meme, out of the probably 50% of all youtube comments that contain it

    • @ashenone3883
      @ashenone3883 4 роки тому +2

      All of ye get a nice

  • @GingerGamerDoofus
    @GingerGamerDoofus Рік тому +9

    Is that...
    Taika Waititi...
    As Gandalf?
    This is the best safety video ever.

  • @saitamasenpai230
    @saitamasenpai230 5 років тому +295

    Harry is an absolut mad lad.

  • @lv.2073
    @lv.2073 4 роки тому +329

    10:04
    "And most importantly..."
    *The heat death of the universe*
    *_H E A T S T R E S S_*

  • @paytonborland2327
    @paytonborland2327 4 роки тому +2374

    "Now *hwhy* would you need three barrels of hydrochloric acid, this is a *hWendy's* "

  • @gametech4101
    @gametech4101 Рік тому +22

    5:16 "I wonder where he is today"
    It's an old man from 1945...

  • @wikizza
    @wikizza 3 роки тому +1266

    Like my mom used to say: "Its better to be ruthless than watermelonless"

    • @zabloing9000
      @zabloing9000 3 роки тому +6

      bruh i thought this was just a really unfunny black joke

    • @LSaba27
      @LSaba27 3 роки тому +25

      Your mother is an amazingly specific woman

    • @goosegod9414
      @goosegod9414 3 роки тому +3

      True facts

    • @perkm0
      @perkm0 3 роки тому +8

      Like my mom used to say
      We can’t afford another lawsuit

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 3 роки тому +1

      A wise woman, your mother

  • @thecouch1404
    @thecouch1404 3 роки тому +2583

    I think the saddest thing about this video is the fact that apparently Elijah Wood can't afford first class

    • @Crow4k-p7i
      @Crow4k-p7i 3 роки тому +138

      or that the nerds would book a new zealand airlines flight and think elijah wood would be in the broke area

    • @intercoursehandguns851
      @intercoursehandguns851 3 роки тому +57

      Oh, he can, he's just doing some stupid gigs to make sure he'll always be able to.

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz 3 роки тому +19

      hes been an actor since he was like 5 years old my G hes quite wealthy

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz 3 роки тому +28

      Yup Elijah wood is up there with the poor people like 50 cent and Nicholas cage. Twitter says they're poor so it must be true.

    • @lljw7151
      @lljw7151 3 роки тому +11

      hes definitely not the richest but he's certainly not that poor

  • @juicenozzle2575
    @juicenozzle2575 5 років тому +421

    HE GOT AWAY WITH THE WATERMELON! Now that's a major violation.

    • @jnbaker7422
      @jnbaker7422 5 років тому +15

      now that's a lotta damage

    • @elekoto3485
      @elekoto3485 5 років тому +7

      And a repeat from last time

    • @MrK-
      @MrK- 5 років тому +3

      SCOTT FREE
      You got to be fucking kidding me dude

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 5 років тому

      @@MrK- You bastards! You've been hoodwinked!

    • @BigBad21
      @BigBad21 5 років тому +1

      15:39 that’s a lot of damage

  • @GingerNorseman
    @GingerNorseman Місяць тому +4

    All these videos are timeless, in fact they get even better considering what passes as entertaintment now.

  • @ToyotaCorolla-en2mv
    @ToyotaCorolla-en2mv 4 роки тому +568

    "They're a nuisance but pretty harmless"
    *kicks a guy into a lake where he drowns and the body is never found*

  • @austinstowe6570
    @austinstowe6570 3 роки тому +735

    For the tripping hazards, as a former laborer those cracks are absolutely trip hazards, especially when you add 40+ lbs to whatever you’re carrying.

    • @josephmoya5098
      @josephmoya5098 2 роки тому +35

      Especially if you are on a roof.

    • @abecadlo15
      @abecadlo15 2 роки тому +27

      @@josephmoya5098 youve got sidewalks on roofs?

    • @josephmoya5098
      @josephmoya5098 2 роки тому +79

      @@abecadlo15 No, but there are plenty of minor elevation changes on roofs. And if you trip on them and your safety line isn't set up correctly, you can easily die.

    • @OzoneDepleter
      @OzoneDepleter 2 роки тому +6

      @@josephmoya5098 Leading edges are terrifying

    • @yashistampedes5849
      @yashistampedes5849 2 роки тому +15

      yup. if you cant see where you're stepping that 1/2 inch can definitley be a killer in the right circumstance. hell if the soles of your shoe are slick enough and the surface you're stepping on changes within an elevation you could really get hurt. its all about circumstances.

  • @no1important777
    @no1important777 5 років тому +682

    Harry just showed up, no one gave a shit, he made them fail inspection, and then makes off with a watermelon.
    its too good, its just too good.

    • @wildharpy6435
      @wildharpy6435 5 років тому +17

      How did they not notice that?

    • @thebackofdoctormanhattanshead
      @thebackofdoctormanhattanshead 5 років тому +25

      The thing is she said "Yeah we failed pretty bad because of Steve" like she she knew him. So either Steve's in this for the long haul and this is just when the manager found out, or she's an accomplice

    • @joe6772
      @joe6772 5 років тому +12

      @@thebackofdoctormanhattanshead his name is harry

    • @user-ko4hn3se9e
      @user-ko4hn3se9e 5 років тому

      Melon

    • @Spherix3
      @Spherix3 5 років тому +1

      no1important ooh, he might be me

  • @Skaiagines
    @Skaiagines 2 роки тому +68

    As a Wendy's employee I can confirm that we actually have 5 barrels of hydrochloric acid, you didn't get it right sorry

  • @vampireluigi27
    @vampireluigi27 5 років тому +174

    Hey Jontron, as someone who works in the food industry I can tell you that there is a term we use called the “Danger Zone”. It refers to the temperature in which bad bacteria can begin to rapidly grow on the food which would result in a customer getting sick. This Danger Zone is between 40 and 140 degree F.

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 5 років тому +15

      And as an SDF pilot, second-in-command of Skull Squadron, Veritech Fighter Detachment 2, our Danger Zone is a _Highway that we ride on into the Twilight..._
      _kicking into overdrive..._
      _when we fly high..._
      _Spreading out our wings tonight..._

    • @adreamerstea471
      @adreamerstea471 5 років тому +2

      Archer
      Danger Zone!😎🤣

    • @sniperrecon676
      @sniperrecon676 5 років тому +8

      Hey Jontron, as someone who works in the sex industry I can tell you that there is a term we use called the "Danger Zone." It refers to the stage of sexual intercourse in which your HIV/Hepatitis/ebola positive client is about to bust a nut or transfer some sort of bacterial infection to you. This Danger Zone is between 40 and 140 seconds into the act.

    • @kyleartz2270
      @kyleartz2270 5 років тому +1

      I hate to admit it, but yea, 100% we call it the danger zone

    • @drewb6107
      @drewb6107 5 років тому +1

      Thank you for clarifying this lol.

  • @deserted4ever
    @deserted4ever 5 років тому +185

    ONLY THREE MONTHS IN AND WE HAVE THREE VIDEOS OMFG IM ACTUALLY CRYING

  • @homeschoolhd596
    @homeschoolhd596 3 роки тому +1070

    “Things that a 5 year old should know at... age 4”
    -Jontron