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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
- This week Duncan the Bulldog absolutely trashes the studio and shows no respect for 9/11, Tim talks the Netflix show Cuties, his interactions with influencers at Whitney Cummings's party, and the ending of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
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that is a cool dog also great show thank you
sir please start a podcas with nick mullen
My god the ending of this was awesome Tim
lmao in Cali you actually need a respirator to fucking breath
As a bulldog owner myself i seriously like that you finally came out recognizing that it's " the dunkan show... and tim dillon" 🤷🏼♂️
"Here's the producer of Cuties!" puts the dog on the table 🤣🤣🤣
*melts all over table*
That KILLED me lmao
I’m sad Duncan didn’t twerk for us.
The guys wrestling around with Duncan was the best!! I think a bulldog is the perfect dog for Tim
Dude I died 😂😂😂🤣🤣
I love how the curtains fall down, only to reveal more curtains.
Postmodern
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahuauauahahahaahahahahahahhaahaahahahhahahaha
They had to cover those racist white curtains with something more publicly accepted.
The dog taking down the set is absolutely fantastic
Laughed my ass off
Duncan will have his own podcast by next week yes or yes.
Duncan! What do you think about 9-11? I'd like to think he watches the entire filming from a couch.
too soon after a 911 anniversary, the curtain collapsed in its own footprint
5:40
I don’t know why, but I love when he calls his show/podcast a “program”
rush limbaugh of our generation
"progrum"
This podcast is just dynamite. Tim is a great talent.
Ayy danny boy in the heez
Hey it's that guy that pushes the boundaries as far as he can. You and cuties both have something in common you both exploit people for your own self gain
@@infinite4destruction771 please explain how joking with adults, is the same thing as sexually exploiting children.
@@b1gbuck kissing black girls aggressively and feeling them up mind you that are poverty stricken for 20 bucks isn't exploitation right gtfoh
@@infinite4destruction771 he straight up asks them if they want to makeout, asks them if they want $20 to makeout. If they dont want to makeout they dont have to, if they dont want to do it for $20 they dont have to. Theyre exploiting themselves. Im broke af, doesnt mean id makeout with some random bitch for $20 just because its $20 and im broke. You just mad because you arent getting any kind of action, even for money. Move along.
The set falling apart was the cherry on top of this top quality broadcast.
I know lol. Then Tim struggling to plop the dog up on the table.
@@mattv.4089 That’s the part I keep coming back to watch. Duncan destroying, and Tim trying to get him up on the table 😂
Tim’s Spirit Animal makes a guest appearance.
Sociopath Kisses this tho!!!!!
Your on notice! For appropriating Native American culture! There will be OUTRAGE! OUTRAGE IN THE STREETS!
@@BlueprintsForHeadaches what if I told you I’m part Native???
Sociopath Kisses I was channeling Tim Dillon . My op wasn’t serious. If you are part native I would say hello my brother, cause I’m half native. ✊🏽
@@Amdy68 when you say "this tho" are you just agreeing with him strongly or what does that mean?
Ben handled that puppy with love, care, and athleticism. I expected no less
I don’t wanna live if this don’t get to 💯
@@markysharky9879 one to go
Watching Tim Dillon handle a dog is the funniest thing I have ever seen. "NOW YOU'RE OUT CUZ YOU CANT BE RESPONSIBLE" 😆 🤣
It's no coincidence that everywhere Tim Dillon goes is left with a trail of hellscape destruction. NYC. California. Next stop: Camp Rogan.
My call is Antifa taking over Joe's new town. or Antifa "climate change wildfires"
It is not him, it is that cat Tim always talk about.
I'll say it again, Tim Dillon is the only comic that matters right now. This guy is miles ahead of everyone else, no comparison.
I say it every Saturday. I work in a comedy club and I come home and listen to redeem my world.
Tim is awesome 👏🏻
Norm Macdonald. But Norm isn’t really doing anything right now. He’s sort of irrelevant.
Streets ahead.
@@areyoutheregoditsmedave Norm is a great but I meant compared to others in his age group.
Tim Dillon is seriously becoming my favorite comedian. I mean...I literally laugh out loud...could barely breathe laughing. He's so funny.
You look like Candace Owen's long lost sister
@@Equites279 😂😂😂
@@Equites279 yea , more like Candace Nowens!
Right lmaoo this guy genuinely makes you laugh no matter how bad your day is
On god he's off the cuff just one of the funniest, up there with Theo von. I also love Bill Burr
Tim Dillon looks like a scratch-off lottery millionaire.
Nailed it 😂
He looks like my twin
Hahahahahaha. 💯
Man, that’s fuckin accurate as fuck
You are the legend of legends for your precise and insightful comment. 👍👍👍
I didn’t believe Tim was gay until he started talking about Judy Garland with such reverence
Oh man... I just realized I’m gay
Duncan is a stunning guest.
with a stunning estate
They are him later you know
Duncan should stop lookin at the movie
The only podcast left worth listening to.
Cumtown till I die.
Yeah, what's up with that? There used to be so many.
It really is
War Mode
Jeff Thornton I feel like a lot of them tried to keep the same thing going but Tim’s is the only one that resonates with us rn like we need a sad clown rn
This set is perfect. Doesn’t look like a Star Wars set or a missile silo or anything.
A sith lords missile silo?
It doesn't give me anxiety.
Joe's cryo chamber in Cloud City
Best description I have heard was that it looked like the inside of a toaster
I love the new nuclear bunker look. Its so odd people hate it
Only problem now is we're gonna need a Duncan segment each week.
I'm glad Tim doesn't have guests. They'd just slow him down.
I wish he'd have guests but they're not allowed to say anything. And if they do they discover their mic isn't on and Tim doesn't stop talking over them XD
Timmy wrangled that dog like he was pulling a world record largemouth into his kayak
Hilarious
Omg im crying laughing
😂😂😂
September 11th will always be the day the dog toppled the Tim Dillon set.
Never Forget!!
kid sister kirby Ben was a goddamn hero running in there and saving it
It was a fucken inside job. THERE WAS NO BULLDOG!!!
it was a national tragedy
LMAO
Duncan, the bulldog was meant to be in Tim’s life.
Duncan needs a Polo shirt for next week :)
a whole menagerie of frumpy pets
@@neilcampbell8499 Oh my god, Ben should know where to get one lol
@@CzolgoszWorkinMan lmao
Duncan looks like Tim........they were meant to be.
I love this man
Heeey, someblackguy! You’re awesome!
Tim Dillon is very funny. Im liking these english accents (im english)
Oh shit!
You know this guy is going to take off when everyone I respect is here commenting.
Me too, can’t get enough of him. He is keeping me sane .
I love Duncan
I just learned of this podcast today, and i love that its basically a monologue of a funny mad man, and a friend just cracking up the entire time
That's what makes it so great.
Listeing to Tim DIllon is my detox from years of JRE
Same here
Omg shut up... you love / loved him, he had great conversations, changed podcasting, created historic moments with important people and you just hate on him now because everybody does.
@@IGotBoergs i agree but it's a little bit like being in the military being a Joe Rogan subscriber
@@rememberingtruth okay now I’m intrigued, how is it like being in the military?
@@IGotBoergs its scarring
How did the dog ruining his set actually make it better? 😆 He handled that well.
too soon after a 911 anniversary, the curtain collapsed in its own footprint
... only while the cameras on
Best parts of this hilarious podcast
Tim’s schtick has always seemed to be shit talking WHILST being lovingly endearing.
The best shit happens at the end. Forget the dog, watch him talk about american culture dying with the kardashians show
You’re addicted to Tim Dillon’s podcast, Yes or Yes?!
Yes
Amazing
Yes or yes
Aye and Aye 😉
The first and only Patreon I've participated in. No regrets.
Duncan didn’t understand there was evil in this World until he met Oscar.
“I’d strap both of my parents into flight 93 for 1/10 of his (Pete Davidson’s) career.”
Tim Dillon is the funniest person in the world. Where has he been all my life?!
Right? He speaks to my soul!
Staten Island…
Tim will make a great dad, he’s so patient with that sandbag of a dog.
But he’s not into chicks, so we don’t have to worry about that.
@@rosephjosenbaum7130 unless he adopts, or uses a surrogate
@@thealgorithm4429 I would like Tim to weight in on that
He said last episode he would raise his child to be a financial criminal if he has one lol
I wish my dad still loved me after I humped his chair and yelled at cereal boxes
I love Tim Dillon's humour, but this is the first podcast of his I've watched.
Not even 8 minutes in and the set has collapsed and there's a dog on the table.
Fucking *subbed*
Tim is the voice of reason we need to cut through the noise of this broken world
Chill chief, thats a lot of pressure. He has enough as is, much more and his doctor is gonna have to put him in meds so he doesn't have a stroke or embolism or some shit.
fucking relax lmao. He’s funny and he’s honest but he is o n e man.
@@kites9 Jesus was one man too
All hail Tim Dillon's new world order. Let him be our guiding light.
I laughed so hard when he said “I learned words like blackmail and abortion”!!!!
Tim Dillon is the funniest person alive.
You forget Tim is gay until he starts gushing over Judy Garland.
I legit just found out about you last week and I can’t get enough of you!! You’re hilarious brother!!! I forgot how to laugh I think since the virus started. Thank you for being such a breath of fresh air in this crazy world!!! 🙏❤️
shipcity1 just watched him on Rogan and Roseanne Barr! Love him! 😂
Fred Flintstone 😂
@@meganmw1173
He's on Rosanne's podcast? Omfg what I'm I Still doing here
Thank Allah I found him just as the lockdowns began.
Rogan is trash anymore.
Welcome to life in the big city...be careful it’s a knife fight out there
Joe Rogan is yesterday's man (respectfully). Tim Dillon is a bridge to the future, uniting young and old. Spotify would be wise to give Tim a deal commensurate with his talent and service to humanity. Tim Dillon- top earner.
Spotify would never do the deal because how dillon jokes and plays with sensitive topics lol I love it , but we know people are so soft and politically correct
bluesmama. not if they have to edit. they've already edited the crap out of Joe's content
kid sister kirby right now the content is missing some but my understanding is his whole catalog is suppose to be organized. If they want to have a folder for controversial episodes go ahead as long as they are there.
Jre not a comedy show though.
They won’t cause he says whatever he wants like boss
Tim Dillon has been the only voice of reason during this pandemic.
👍☘️👌🏼☘️👌🏼 Jimmy Dore too. He’s seriously laying down Scary Scary ass Truths!! No censorship in that Dude’s realty⭐️
tim, joey diaz and bill burr!!
“Duncan, you’re a cutie, arent ya?” 🥰 😂
I lost it when the dog almost takes down the set and gets body slammed on the table 😂😂😂
My god, Tim is treating Duncan like he’s on Ellen’s set
I mean at least Duncan get called by name not like Ellen's number system
Duncan blink twice if you need help.
#freeDuncan
@@amandamcgraw4096 lol
DANCE
The Hero we need, but not the one we deserve
Tim Dillon will go down as one of the GREATEST in history
J Palmer nope, people like him they don let it get too big, same for Patrice......
You’re right AJ. Pray that doesn’t happen to Tim. He’s is amazing like Patrice
@@AJ-jt4ti lol he wants to sell out, he's said it. never heard him say i don't wanna get too big
In all of THE history
"I’ll melt my parents right fuck now!!" That’s the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.
Lol my brother asked me if I was listening to Alex Jones
🤣👌
Alex is a legend but Tim Dillon is possibly the greatest to do it so far imo
Tim dillon is the only cutie
Amen amen amen
Rosanne too tho😊🎇
I mean Duncan kinda stole it for me 😍
History Hyenas would like a word.
He is such sex symbol.
As an Australian it’s rare to see our accent captured so accurately and majestically
Onya mate far ken oath.
Aye 🖒
Hello fellow Aussie
Fackin straya
Wasn't very good, didn't even say the c word once
New Show Format: Tim Dillon screams at dogs
Tim Dillon suppresses dogs freedom of sexuality
"Duncan didn't understand there was evil in the world until he met Oscar" LOL
The set falling, then revealing the culprit just made my day.
When will Polo Ralph Lauren finally stop the charade and become the title sponsor of this excellent program?
You know the Entertainment Media (TV, Hollywood, Subscription Services) has gone to shit when the only show that delivers consistently is a PODCAST. Tim Dillon 2020!
Tim's addiction to Ralph Lauren garments is really something
They really are nice shirts
Yours too.
It's because he rich ff
They’re the only shirt that fit obese pigs halfway decent
@@Stranger_In_The_Alps hahaha you must be a real winner
Tim Dillon is a genius and I won't stop telling people until everyone knows.
Dr. Israel, is that you? Colorado?
I love when Duncan stops by. He's a breath of fresh air. He and Oscar should guest star together.
THE SET IS ABOUT TO COME DOWN 😂
5:43
Watching Tim struggle with that bulldog made my cry laughing
I'm in the Pacific Northwest and as my city burns I still wont miss a show.
You’ll always have my vote
You in Portland? Crazy smoky today
Me too
“AOC is a Kardashian”.-Tim Dillon
Tim Dillon is my Xanax. He calms my heart rage and heart rate.
Yes! Thank you! Exactly!
Tim, That dog looks exactly like you. I hope you realize that the dog is never leaving. He is yours forever. Godspeed.
This show is my primary news source
Totally 😂🤔🥴☘️😂☘️☘️ &
Jimmy Dore . Went back and watched his Rogan conversations. Dore is a Beast!! Fo Fo real😳👌🏼💀⭐️!!! Dude gets soo fired up “Woot Woot”! Only news source I’ve got😳☘️💀😳☘️
Check out Jimmy Dore if you’re ready ..... ... ..He’s really Smart ; throws down some scary truths ☘️👌🏼☘️
Scoobs 2019 he has to much TDS in his system still
Scoobs 2019 Sir...why do you type like you’re one of the twerking 10 year old girls from Cuties? If you continue typing like this I will have no choice but to contact the emoji police.
G • Star infowars is badass! And I like Jimmy Dore too
“Caitlyn Jenner on tour with Candace Owens” ..I literally choked and couldn’t breathe.
That'll be the fentanyl and meth
Michael Moran came here to say pretty much the same.
I need more Duncan in my life!!! 😍 Funniest thing I've seen all year! Thanks for the refreshing 9/11 commentary. Always entertaining! 😁
We need more Duncan! His face matches the mood of the podcast. Hilarious joke at the end about Bhad Bhabie. It had me LOL
Came here for bens profile. Never disappointed
He's just there for the alibi.
on Sept Eleventh. I had a Jenga and hummus party, and on Dec 7 we will do Battleship and Sushi. Come on over.
When the backdrop started moving lol I love Duncan
I laughed out loud super hard when the dog destroyed the set.
I was looking for a comment of this type so I could say....same.
If you didn't you don't have a soul
@@GreenTeamHollywood I'm just sad today :/
I laughed so hard i cried
The way he picked up the dog like it was just a slab of meat 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The only podcast that makes living through the end of the world all worth it!
End times, good times 😂
I’ll drink to that
It's the Big Angry Man Show!
with his co-host...
Vape McChuckles!
Have you ever bakes a quiche? They taste pretty good.
here for mass
If church was like this I would be Catholic
A-fucking-men!
Every week we sin and Tim cleanses us each episode.
Amen!
Let us pray
I was working out listening to this and was doing dumbell chest presses, almost dropped the weights on my face from laughter when he said "INSIDE JOB"
I would definitely watch an entire hour of Tim doing a podcast with himself doing Ray Kump's voice
*" WATCH! "*
- Tim Dillon's Father
Hahahahaha
🐷 YES OR YES 🐷
We need more Duncan.
I love that both Tim and Seinfeld don’t know Kesha lolol
"why does the girl in the back look like val kilmer" Never Change Timothy
Why did Netflix put this in the category “ because you watched Epstein filthy rich”
Haha
Let's spam Spotify and demand that they give Tim Dillon a deal as well. The power of the pig army can get this done.
Whistle Pigs or woodchucks or groundhogs
But that means Spotify will make him self-censor
@@SusanWojcucki but that means Tim can finally purchase a stunning estate.
"She's probably parked on an off ramp somewhere."
i cried
“Judy Garland: Pills and booze...respect.”
"Ladies and gentlemen" is the most electrifying intro in entertainment today.
I don't want to get greedy but...please do longer episodes 🙏🏻😩♥️
So proud of Tim for being the poster child of the hit new Netflix content, Cuties
The set is a bedroom. This is Waynes World
Excellent
they're in a big tent in skidrow
@@romanmanner 😂😂😂😂
"Why does that white girl in the back ground looks like Val Kilmer!" 4:55
Cereal thru my nose everywhere!🤣🤣🤣
“Inside job!!!!” Is my favorite part 😂😂😂
I like how the other dude chuckles at every joke.
Shut that mic Off
If Tim Dylan was on *Cuties,* he would be the chubby dancing girl from *Little Miss Sunshine*
Hauling around dead grandpa in the back of a van sounds like something Tim would do
Tims a super freak
Tim treating Duncan like Trump treats reporters. "That's it. Get him outta here!"
G • Star I think your TDS is flaring up mate
“Sit. Sit. Sit.”
Watching Tim handle that bulldog is making my heart melt
" get off the bed! Don't fuck with the book!"
I fuckin cried😂😂😂
Tim Dillon is the Thinnest man alive.
Its the Fat Woman Instagram Angle.
Tallest man on earth
He's the thinnest man not to watch Nickelodeon!
Skinny legend
This podcast is a blessing
i laugh a lot when watchin tims shows... but i hate to admit this..
the most i lol'd, i think thus far, was here on #217, when the dog was destroying the place, and fucking up the entire production
Car accidents are great too
Same
I love how knocking down a curtain wrecked the program.
@@curbmuncher
ya? .. i think it made it better, tim and the producer were smirking the entire time when shit was coming down
That lil dog was adorable
This turned into my favorite episode. Keep Ben, keep the Bulldog, keep up the good work you prepare so much for.
Maybe the funniest person alive. And how insane is it that he just turns on the mic and talks to himself for an hour straight before taking a breath. Incredible.