YOU vs JOHN WICK - How Can You Defeat and Survive Him (John Wick Movie 2019)

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  • @TheInfographicsShow
    @TheInfographicsShow  5 років тому +2803

    You asked, The Infographics Show delivers... Enjoy!

  • @yrnxkj7607
    @yrnxkj7607 5 років тому +4064

    You: *snipes John Wick in the head*
    John Wick: *catches the bullet with his teeth and spits it back into you killing you*

  • @Bruhlifting
    @Bruhlifting 5 років тому +2781

    John Wick: stubs toe on door
    Also John Wick: Murders the entire door company.

    • @JDP2104
      @JDP2104 5 років тому +61

      I'm not even kidding I literally just stubbed my toe while reading these comments and now I feel like shooting up some people 😂

    • @sinkmcsink9486
      @sinkmcsink9486 5 років тому +4

      I did that once but in real life

    • @korbilicious
      @korbilicious 5 років тому +1

      @Agi Shrimpton Is this a joke or not?

    • @abhishekshrivastav6162
      @abhishekshrivastav6162 5 років тому

      😂

    • @Ab27m
      @Ab27m 5 років тому

      Dave Chavez thats uhhhh bad joke broda

  • @changwooikai5240
    @changwooikai5240 5 років тому +810

    John Wick vs Superman
    John Wick: Do you bleed?
    *stabs himself with a kryptonite pencil*
    Superman: There I bled, spare my life.

    • @dboymax1
      @dboymax1 5 років тому +13

      John Wick vs Batman...

    • @INKILU
      @INKILU 5 років тому +2

      Gayest comment ever

    • @rubberman3226
      @rubberman3226 5 років тому +10

      @@INKILU no u

    • @killerbean6387
      @killerbean6387 5 років тому +1

      Ill just ask
      John wick vs flex tape?
      Or shaggy vs flex taoe who wiuld win

    • @killerbean6387
      @killerbean6387 5 років тому

      @@danghd2 im batman

  • @naveen5126
    @naveen5126 4 роки тому +1243

    If there is a zombie apocalypse, John wick doesn't try to survive
    The zombies do

  • @tqser
    @tqser 5 років тому +1986

    Me: He’s finally Out Of Ammo!
    John Wick: *Takes out air from his pocket*
    Me: *H E A V Y S W E A T I N G*

  • @zappymitts9806
    @zappymitts9806 5 років тому +1950

    In America: John Wick beats you
    In Soviet Russia: John Wick beats you
    In Italy: John Wick still beats you

  • @mr.knifegun7941
    @mr.knifegun7941 5 років тому +1083

    "John Wick is the boogeymanman?"
    "No, he's the guy we sent that killed the boogeyman"

  • @johnsmithee6660
    @johnsmithee6660 5 років тому +673

    If someone shot at John Wick today, tomorrow will be the bullet's funeral

  • @fazinazin33
    @fazinazin33 5 років тому +1003

    “Invoke his rage.”
    Why? So he can hunt me at a faster pace?

    • @zachwatson2824
      @zachwatson2824 5 років тому +36

      I'D DO HIS JOB FOR HIM

    • @M.INC.
      @M.INC. 5 років тому +17

      No, if he is raging he is making mistakes

    • @skar123-e6j
      @skar123-e6j 5 років тому +75

      @@M.INC. He was already raging,you see him make mistakes? John's rage is the sort makes him more efficient,just like Michael Jordan's rage. They use it as motivation

    • @joemanapi3037
      @joemanapi3037 5 років тому +8

      Samuel Shin HA! i have access to unlimited supply bbq sauce with honey

    • @Dead_Weight21
      @Dead_Weight21 5 років тому +4

      @@M.INC. tell that to the first movie

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 5 років тому +4451

    There's only one man who can beat John Wick... _Keanu Reeves_

  • @l0l-lM40
    @l0l-lM40 5 років тому +1435

    Thanos: *snaps*
    *hears dog whimper and man screaming*
    Thanos: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

    • @rubberman3226
      @rubberman3226 5 років тому +10

      OHFUCK

    • @inspiron1552
      @inspiron1552 5 років тому +2

      I dont get it. Did you even read your own comment? Just saying

    • @restviolent2392
      @restviolent2392 5 років тому +3

      Inspiron he killed his dog

    • @jasons1363
      @jasons1363 5 років тому +12

      Inspiron how don’t you get it? DID YOU WATCH THE MOVIE foh

    • @mr_madds
      @mr_madds 5 років тому +3

      @@inspiron1552 lol you offend the guy even tho you are the idiot here

  • @sorinzo3902
    @sorinzo3902 5 років тому +970

    “He’s outta guns GET HIM!”
    *John grabs a sandwich*
    “...”

    • @Tony_G05
      @Tony_G05 5 років тому +6

      Is your profile pic John Hamm

    • @sorinzo3902
      @sorinzo3902 5 років тому +4

      Anthony Grant yes

    • @sirwaterproof3273
      @sirwaterproof3273 5 років тому +1

      Ight ima head out

    • @patricknove4678
      @patricknove4678 5 років тому +4

      And he kills all the people here lol

    • @svil1922
      @svil1922 5 років тому +6

      in john wick 3 he killed someone with a book

  • @user-lw3rw4ol7n
    @user-lw3rw4ol7n 5 років тому +536

    How to escape from john wick?
    Give biscuit to his dog and fill fuel to his car

    • @epulgt650r6
      @epulgt650r6 5 років тому +13

      That's if you can feed his dog and fill fuel to his car in 10 seconds

    • @coffeeloveryt
      @coffeeloveryt 5 років тому +2

      Dogo is dead :(] 🐶😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @goobi8881
      @goobi8881 5 років тому

      @@coffeeloveryt hes new dog

  • @whitewolf4120
    @whitewolf4120 5 років тому +586

    Jon Wick has a bear pelt carpet . The bear isn't dead it's just afraid to move

    • @dstrike7778
      @dstrike7778 5 років тому +13

      This comment is genius

    • @BURNSLASH
      @BURNSLASH 5 років тому +18

      Being chuck norris are we...?

    • @cipriganea0000
      @cipriganea0000 5 років тому +2

      you make me laugh sochard 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @drinipeci3975
      @drinipeci3975 5 років тому +2

      XD but you Made A Mistake it's John not Jon

    • @ginsan8198
      @ginsan8198 5 років тому

      Loool!!!

  • @Gunslinger-tf9qk
    @Gunslinger-tf9qk 5 років тому +816

    " It will be easy. Just desecrate his wifes grave".
    No thanks. I choose life.

    • @andylin9441
      @andylin9441 5 років тому

      LULW

    • @kyleh397
      @kyleh397 5 років тому +2

      Gunslinger0789 or take back his exconmunicado

    • @senaaa7440
      @senaaa7440 5 років тому

      666 like, satan confirmed

    • @magjc5989
      @magjc5989 5 років тому

      @@senaaa7440 I just ruined it!

    • @Gunslinger-tf9qk
      @Gunslinger-tf9qk 5 років тому

      @@magjc5989
      Or did you?
      *laughs in Satan*

  • @masoncage8602
    @masoncage8602 5 років тому +1161

    The way to defeat John wick is to take care of a dog in front of him. And he’ll leave you alone.

    • @GamerSlackZ
      @GamerSlackZ 5 років тому +21

      true

    • @noobyxxl5552
      @noobyxxl5552 4 роки тому +3

      Mason Cage and secretly have a gun

    • @calebsantos6175
      @calebsantos6175 4 роки тому +1

      Technical Z and shoot it and him

    • @justaneditygangstar
      @justaneditygangstar 4 роки тому +16

      depends in what context for the words "to take care" is

    • @aviatorraj7820
      @aviatorraj7820 4 роки тому +11

      @@justaneditygangstar You got me there man got me 😭😭

  • @rickynova834
    @rickynova834 5 років тому +3515

    I was expecting a 3 second long video with you saying "You can't LOL"
    Very disappointed

  • @_sharbl
    @_sharbl 5 років тому +1651

    Thanos: I've heard you want to bring everyone back.
    Tony stark: you've just killed a puppy with the snap!
    Thanos: All of this for a Puppy?
    Tony Stark: It was John Wick's Puppy
    Thanos: oh...
    **Thanks for the likes guys!

    • @titaniumwhale9710
      @titaniumwhale9710 5 років тому +121

      John wick: *walks in with thors hammer and an infinity gauntlet*

    • @aguyeatingapotato7315
      @aguyeatingapotato7315 5 років тому +56

      After he says oh there’s a 50 cal bullet in his head

    • @domasstonkus1846
      @domasstonkus1846 5 років тому +3

      69th like

    • @_sharbl
      @_sharbl 5 років тому +11

      @@aguyeatingapotato7315 Baba Yaga!

    • @nuggerchonk4240
      @nuggerchonk4240 5 років тому +14

      John wick: *COMES IN WITH EVERY WEAPON AND A LAMBO*
      thanos: oh shi...
      1 second later
      Castle appears in front of Thanos
      Everyone does the end.

  • @hoshimate3260
    @hoshimate3260 5 років тому +237

    I think making Mr. Wick more angry increases his focus. He is a man of focus, the BABA YAGA.

    • @JDubs0623
      @JDubs0623 5 років тому +10

      Hoshi Mate yeah I mean just look at the first movie

    • @hoshimate3260
      @hoshimate3260 5 років тому +3

      @@JDubs0623 even the 2nd movie.

    • @JDubs0623
      @JDubs0623 5 років тому +1

      Hoshi Mate yeah you’re right

    • @arieshipolito68
      @arieshipolito68 5 років тому

      john wick vs michael rapaport

    • @joaoortega3361
      @joaoortega3361 5 років тому

      Nice the baba yaga is op =)

  • @PWORBLX
    @PWORBLX 5 років тому +305

    None:
    John Wick: Kills Thanos With Notebook

  • @JDP2104
    @JDP2104 5 років тому +1702

    There's literally only one way to survive John Wick
    Don't start a war with him

    • @sinkmcsink9486
      @sinkmcsink9486 5 років тому +13

      People in the movies: horrible idea

    • @miekesingal9909
      @miekesingal9909 5 років тому +5

      OR just have a couple other dudes using snipers so and then he dies ez

    • @negativepositive5263
      @negativepositive5263 5 років тому +3

      Or mobile, agile marksmen that have extensive martial training and have ample skills as stealthy as possible.

    • @clayyoda5611
      @clayyoda5611 5 років тому +1

      What about James Bond?

    • @onlyf676
      @onlyf676 5 років тому +2

      @@miekesingal9909 your mom

  • @tinayang4789
    @tinayang4789 5 років тому +1306

    Why does this John wick animation have no beard

    • @samsamab33
      @samsamab33 5 років тому +47

      Matrix

    • @louvreluv
      @louvreluv 5 років тому +51

      It makes me uneasy haha

    • @chadj1127
      @chadj1127 5 років тому +32

      He had a shave for the vid

    • @tinayang4789
      @tinayang4789 5 років тому +3

      This is the most replies I’ve ever had :) and likes

    • @NelsonMandela1999
      @NelsonMandela1999 5 років тому +3

      John wick doesn't have a beard in the third movie.

  • @nickthenickellplayz978
    @nickthenickellplayz978 5 років тому +389

    Thanos: snaps.
    Dog: dies
    John Wick: OH YOU LITTLE-
    Thanos: OH FUUUUUUU-

  • @camorzone9425
    @camorzone9425 5 років тому +472

    You vs John Wick in a fight
    You vs Eminem in a rap battle
    It's the same thing,you can't win

    • @sknazibul647
      @sknazibul647 4 роки тому +8

      Thats true man
      Never challenge this two
      John Wick and Eminem👍😀

    • @BezzyBee03
      @BezzyBee03 4 роки тому +4

      kind of otaku and gamer Actually, Keanu Reeves is capable of 80% of what John Wick is. So he kinda is real. Meanwhile, Rap Battles are left up to interpretation and are largely popularity contests. Anyone with a bigger name than Eminem can beat Eminem.

    • @waeadvr7821
      @waeadvr7821 4 роки тому

      @@BezzyBee03 is he really? Cause that means keanu reeves is capable of fighting like US marines since John wick is ab ex marine

    • @idonthaveaname6029
      @idonthaveaname6029 3 роки тому +3

      I can beat john wick, just bring his ded wife back to life
      She will *NOT* like his actions and reject him, then he will have depression, and commit suicide. Done

    • @aryaroy476
      @aryaroy476 3 роки тому +2

      @@idonthaveaname6029 Wow genius. And how do we bring his dead wife back?

  • @FakeExotic
    @FakeExotic 5 років тому +295

    John wick 3 essence of life:
    1. Dog
    2. Car
    3. Wife

  • @muskreality
    @muskreality 5 років тому +260

    I'm a simple guy, I see Keanu Reeves I hit like

    • @mchael7762
      @mchael7762 5 років тому +1

      Isaiah Nyalali lol

  • @lokithekitten8668
    @lokithekitten8668 5 років тому +486

    You VS. Keanu Reeves
    Keaune Reeves: *POLITELY LETS YOU WIN*

    • @cookieman8971
      @cookieman8971 5 років тому +19

      No, he still wins, as all that politeness kills a human

    • @RatKingJim
      @RatKingJim 5 років тому +7

      I’m inclined to agree; his kindness would be to much for anyone to bear.

    • @toastytato1604
      @toastytato1604 5 років тому +1

      Kindness = head slammed on concrete with a stab in the break then breaking your spine, after that shooting both your shoulders and then snapping your neck

    • @toastytato1604
      @toastytato1604 5 років тому

      Facts :/

    • @toastytato1604
      @toastytato1604 5 років тому

      Not break I mean legs and arms

  • @shadowbrucelee
    @shadowbrucelee 5 років тому +185

    “John will come for you, and you can do nothing cause you can do nothing...”

    • @pullionthiswhat3941
      @pullionthiswhat3941 5 років тому +6

      No you can take care of a dog in front of him and he will leave you alone

    • @operatorbeygx4501
      @operatorbeygx4501 5 років тому +3

      I think messed up the quote

    • @Matevoz72
      @Matevoz72 4 роки тому +2

      FaithBreaker Gaming I think it’s “you will do nothing cause you can do nothing”

    • @nourartandcraft1560
      @nourartandcraft1560 4 роки тому

      Just go for the head his enemies doesn't go for the head

    • @loufabro3938
      @loufabro3938 4 роки тому +2

      Actually it's *"John will come for you, And you will do nothing because you can do nothing..."*

  • @BURNSLASH
    @BURNSLASH 5 років тому +320

    *YOU CAN'T!*
    There! Saved you 8 minutes and 52 seconds

  • @marcusvergara6193
    @marcusvergara6193 5 років тому +1139

    How can you survive John wick?
    Watch the infographic show

  • @baconous689
    @baconous689 5 років тому +641

    I can't take wick seriously without his beard

    • @theskipper7305
      @theskipper7305 5 років тому +3

      @Camo _ZerØ no the design for him in this video doesnt have his beard that the thumbnail image does

    • @CosmicWrld
      @CosmicWrld 5 років тому

      ikr

    • @argonaut909
      @argonaut909 5 років тому

      Imma be this guys 666 like

    • @furkankoc5750
      @furkankoc5750 5 років тому

      hey aaa wanna pray because i think jon is coming after you

  • @reylaon4353
    @reylaon4353 5 років тому +63

    Infographic Show: call John Wick an easier fight
    John Wick: Hold my pencil

  • @sleeepysaibamen9523
    @sleeepysaibamen9523 5 років тому +643

    How to survive john wick,simple:
    *do not f^^^ with his dog*

  • @ZoloVentorio
    @ZoloVentorio 5 років тому +343

    We can't defeat him.
    He is not just a man.
    He is John Wick.

  • @artstudioudara5273
    @artstudioudara5273 5 років тому +275

    There's no way thaat YOU can defeat John Wick, but there is a way that you can survive him, and that way is.....be like Jimmy.

  • @alexandro2971
    @alexandro2971 5 років тому +40

    Me:*Saving John Wick s life*
    John Wick: *Gives you golden coin*

  • @themaniac7090
    @themaniac7090 5 років тому +723

    How to survive John Wick?
    Buy him a puppy

  • @MessiahGray
    @MessiahGray 5 років тому +404

    How to survive John Wick...
    *You don't*

    • @Spike-Ali
      @Spike-Ali 5 років тому +3

      @@prole4943 he's nuke proof

    • @yazeedaltashkandi6736
      @yazeedaltashkandi6736 5 років тому +1

      Nemo_is_a_weeb John wick has rockets in his shoes

    • @TheKatera4a
      @TheKatera4a 5 років тому +1

      I was gonna make that joke ;(

    • @Lightning0133Y
      @Lightning0133Y 5 років тому +1

      Messiah Gray don’t mess with him

    • @Abhishek-ue6tj
      @Abhishek-ue6tj 5 років тому +1

      @@Lightning0133Y Yeah coz he's Baba Yaga...

  • @brynb-r2528
    @brynb-r2528 5 років тому +189

    Are you seriously trying to say we actually have a chance against the man himself

  • @carter3028
    @carter3028 4 роки тому +18

    The scene where he keeps throwing the knives , and the library fight with the giant have got to be some of the coolest scenes.

  • @shhhlemmesleep
    @shhhlemmesleep 5 років тому +248

    You don't understand...
    You will do nothing,
    Because you can do nothing.

    • @whyureadingthis8882
      @whyureadingthis8882 5 років тому +12

      But dad i can fix this!

    • @Pirateking1997
      @Pirateking1997 5 років тому +11

      TheFlashGhost32 oh?!! And how are you going to do that?

    • @whyureadingthis8882
      @whyureadingthis8882 5 років тому +10

      @@Pirateking1997 by finishing what i started.

    • @mdraj5655
      @mdraj5655 5 років тому +6

      @@whyureadingthis8882 How will you finish it?

  • @16Vessel
    @16Vessel 5 років тому +239

    Fast awnser: you cant
    Edit: hyped AF for John wick 3, and seeing payday 2 references

    • @alfiembutitstonymontana9964
      @alfiembutitstonymontana9964 5 років тому

      John Wick was added in payday 2 as a reference to John Wicks movie

    • @16Vessel
      @16Vessel 5 років тому +1

      @@alfiembutitstonymontana9964 in John wick 2, in the contract scene, you can see wolf and Dallas's masks at the background in a "wanted" poster

  • @petercoderch589
    @petercoderch589 3 роки тому +19

    Given the abilities, toughness and physical capabilties displayed by Wick in John Wick III: Parabellum, I think Wick is actually a tougher fight than most super-heroes. Dude smashes through army after armiy like they are nothing.

  • @shawtyshort7649
    @shawtyshort7649 5 років тому +228

    IS: "life had already kicked john in the face"
    Life: * punches *
    Me: tf

    • @kiddg447
      @kiddg447 5 років тому +5

      Its a cat in a picture ikr 😂😂

  • @lGH05Tl
    @lGH05Tl 5 років тому +113

    How to survive from John wick:
    Don't go against him in the first place

  • @vinhkylee1616
    @vinhkylee1616 5 років тому +212

    there's only one way to survive john wick
    Don't let him get any pencils

    • @aguyeatingapotato7315
      @aguyeatingapotato7315 5 років тому +1

      Vinhky lê you stay as far away from schools

    • @xslayerx-wg1zr
      @xslayerx-wg1zr 5 років тому +5

      If he gets pencils he will build in fortnite

    • @ddrouttig4139
      @ddrouttig4139 5 років тому

      Trusty no.02

    • @DM-xi3hw
      @DM-xi3hw 5 років тому +3

      but then he picks up a book...

    • @vinhkylee1616
      @vinhkylee1616 5 років тому

      @@DM-xi3hw but pencil is more dangerrous

  • @Kettie5
    @Kettie5 5 років тому +136

    You vs John wick - you die
    Ur done
    He’s John wick
    Cmon now
    Ull die
    It’s over

    • @moneyt752
      @moneyt752 4 роки тому +2

      Agent 47 I'm the best hitman John Wick am I a joke to you

    • @mrnullimore099
      @mrnullimore099 4 роки тому

      How to survive John Wick: *Get 5 nukes and detonate them and shoot john while the nukes is setting up*

    • @monjikhechini9724
      @monjikhechini9724 4 роки тому

      YOU DIED!

  • @kkay000
    @kkay000 5 років тому +101

    John wick is very angry... he got forcefully shaved by the infographics show

  • @MattMediaMatt
    @MattMediaMatt 5 років тому +204

    hes called the boogeyman because the boogeyman is afraid of him

    • @utliscarletaaron6287
      @utliscarletaaron6287 5 років тому +3

      異常T i S A M Making him the new boogeyman.

    • @AlecMyth
      @AlecMyth 5 років тому +1

      He is the one you send to the babbayaga or boogeyman

  • @diegoeye
    @diegoeye 5 років тому +212

    John Wick : Kills a whole entire army
    The Infographics Show : Im about to end this whole mans career

    • @MikeThePike316
      @MikeThePike316 5 років тому +2

      Whole entire? I bet you also say, "Same exact." Please use one or the other.

    • @JerryDMousetxt
      @JerryDMousetxt 5 років тому

      GlenGorgeous It’s from supahot fire

    • @tenebris8974
      @tenebris8974 5 років тому

      @@MikeThePike316 grammar police over here

    • @MikeThePike316
      @MikeThePike316 5 років тому +1

      @@tenebris8974 - Gotta teach these youngsters somehow.

    • @darkknight9578
      @darkknight9578 5 років тому +3

      i term you ex-communicado

  • @oikawasmilkbread1410
    @oikawasmilkbread1410 4 роки тому +36

    0:28 "Kianu Reeves"
    *JOHN WICK IS COMING FOR U*

  • @chuck2703
    @chuck2703 5 років тому +148

    "Desecrates John's wife's grave"
    Narrator : "And on seeing the blatant desecration of his beloved wife's grave, John finally got REALLY mad."

    • @billcipher68
      @billcipher68 Рік тому

      and killed *4* people with a pencil that day...

  • @mrwaffles3_yt
    @mrwaffles3_yt 5 років тому +116

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    8 year olds: JoHn WiCk iS FroM FoRtnItE

    • @sinkmcsink9486
      @sinkmcsink9486 5 років тому +11

      Me, an intellectual,
      *john wick is from his mothers private part*

    • @affytapple5309
      @affytapple5309 5 років тому +5

      MrWaffles3_ YT was talking how I was going to watch John wick 2 then 3 and a random kid at the park said John wick is the guy form fortnite right? What do I do

    • @heydoeradio7298
      @heydoeradio7298 5 років тому +1

      @@sinkmcsink9486 me a genius "hes from pay day 2

  • @TobisNight
    @TobisNight 5 років тому +124

    infographic: john can take a pretty bad beating and not care
    also infographic: john runs away from bees

  • @ricefloppa2800
    @ricefloppa2800 5 років тому +109

    Me: His pencil broke.
    Him: Takes out penny
    Me:
    *Aww man.*

  • @bootstop5817
    @bootstop5817 5 років тому +364

    Simple answer: No. no you can’t

  • @vprrx
    @vprrx 5 років тому +271

    yeah hate to break it to you but if you come up against john wick
    *_you ain't gonna win_*

  • @haideralasadi2469
    @haideralasadi2469 5 років тому +67

    *"How You Escape John Wick"*
    *Run, Scream, Dont Think About Him, Dont Look Or Touch"*

    • @gyku7157
      @gyku7157 5 років тому +3

      Haider Alasadi NO YOU GET YOUR DOG AND GIVE IT TO HIM

  • @peterslasher4546
    @peterslasher4546 4 роки тому +15

    Well, the method that the infographics proposed has lots of plot holes. First, John is a man of focus, he can get angry very easily but even when he is in his rage mode he can still sense and detect danger lurking in the dark because he is always focused. Second, John was trained in armies so he was actually told to detect snipers nearby even when he is in an emotional breakdown. Third, he is always equipped with weapons wherever he goes and fourth, he is JOHN WICK

  • @shoaibmalik9096
    @shoaibmalik9096 5 років тому +67

    I heard John wick killed three pencils with a man
    U can’t beat that

  • @terramasterguy8576
    @terramasterguy8576 5 років тому +70

    Russian: ha you can't defeat me, its 4 to 1
    Wick:*pulls out pencil*

  • @alogan6467
    @alogan6467 5 років тому +137

    Let’s be real nobody is surviving him unless he wants you to live 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @ADDISON6368
      @ADDISON6368 5 років тому +2

      Jokes Aside Yes 100% Even in the third movie he Makes it out He even said anyone Who Come to hunt him Will dies 100% And He and Everyone Knows it but you know it a movie so they won't but really they do

    • @potatohusky3174
      @potatohusky3174 5 років тому +1

      Nah fam, JUST DONT EVER MEET HIM.

  • @heavens.sorrow
    @heavens.sorrow 5 років тому +63

    *_"How Can You Defeat and Survive Him?"_*
    Haha... defeat? Defeat? Fat chance of even surviving...

  • @aamirdesai3355
    @aamirdesai3355 5 років тому +63

    Me: watches this video
    UA-cam: John wick ad

  • @papito8078
    @papito8078 5 років тому +96

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    The infographic show:
    YOU VS A TELETUBBIE

  • @humanbeinghumanehuman2517
    @humanbeinghumanehuman2517 5 років тому +245

    You cant
    If he gets angry he will be more powerful.

  • @bubujatihebat8658
    @bubujatihebat8658 5 років тому +44

    Chuck Norris:finnaly our battle will be legend!

  • @middleschooler5652
    @middleschooler5652 5 років тому +367

    Thanos: give me the last stone
    Dr strange: I can’t it’s in that dog
    Thanos: *kills dog*
    Thanos: there is nothing in the dog
    John: have u seen my dog
    Thanos: *has left the chat*

  • @Leandro22Martinho
    @Leandro22Martinho 5 років тому +84

    Next I would like to see: You Vs Batman and You Vs Ghost Rider 👍

  • @Nate-do2kf
    @Nate-do2kf 5 років тому +117

    after seeing Chapter 3, he cannot possibly die.

    • @Shade1876
      @Shade1876 5 років тому +4

      I saw Chapter 3 too, and I think you ' re right

    • @daynehixson539
      @daynehixson539 5 років тому +1

      Plot armor

    • @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479
      @magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479 5 років тому

      @@daynehixson539 he does have that, he still might just want to die after losing a finger and getting betrayed tho

    • @affytapple5309
      @affytapple5309 5 років тому

      Nate your right

    • @dolllox
      @dolllox 5 років тому

      Yep he is a demigod

  • @god_lushen8128
    @god_lushen8128 5 років тому +18

    4:25
    Cop: Your....under arrest John wick sir.....*Shivers*
    J.Wick: Get outta here kid...im walking my dog.

  • @noir853
    @noir853 5 років тому +21

    You vs normal John Wick = 0% chance
    You vs John Wick who had his late wife's grave desecrated by you = i wouldn't wanna be you

  • @Ace-pd1lp
    @Ace-pd1lp 5 років тому +17

    I somehow doubt that it would be possible to force Wick into making mistakes by enraging him. He has mastered self-discipline and control, and knows how to channel and direct anger. For example, he had everything to be furious about in the first movie, yet he was by far at his most dangerous then.

  • @creepypirate
    @creepypirate 5 років тому +90

    John Wick: can't be killed my master Assassins
    Video: suggesting we have a chance
    *Pfft*

    • @henry3k90
      @henry3k90 5 років тому +1

      this video cant help us lol

    • @zappymitts9806
      @zappymitts9806 5 років тому

      There is a chance but it's too low.

    • @Domacurls
      @Domacurls 5 років тому

      ZappyMitts That chance isn’t even .001. It’s like .000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of beating John.

  • @evansmoon6666
    @evansmoon6666 5 років тому +13

    I just realize that in 6:08 he said “too human all too human,” which is the title of a Nietzche’s book

  • @panchincho2291
    @panchincho2291 5 років тому +60

    how to survive John wick 101:
    1: hide all the books and pencils
    thats it

  • @yurahara4207
    @yurahara4207 5 років тому +83

    * SAYS JOHN WICK CAN'T DIE *
    * SHOWS JOHN WICK RUNNING AWAY FROM THREE BEES * at 6:33

  • @itsyagirl5834
    @itsyagirl5834 5 років тому +55

    I was hoping that it’d be like a 10 second video saying “don’t hurt his dog or be affiliated with people who hurt his dog”

  • @locke_ytb
    @locke_ytb 5 років тому +22

    Imagine what damage John Wick will do when he exercises like a monk.

  • @skiLLphrAIM
    @skiLLphrAIM 5 років тому +28

    loki : we have an army
    tony : we have john wick
    loki : ohh

    • @CorgeekWx
      @CorgeekWx 5 років тому

      *me* replaces Hulk with John Wick

  • @acnologia1434
    @acnologia1434 5 років тому +59

    "How can you defeat John Wick?"
    You can't.

  • @jabberduhdabber9538
    @jabberduhdabber9538 5 років тому +40

    6:13 If you hear closely. You can hear Ethan bradberry screaming.

  • @oanchinhnhan1537
    @oanchinhnhan1537 4 роки тому +26

    "Words are deadly, so choose your words wisely"
    me aftre hearing that and watching this video: just beat him in a roasting competition :/

    • @lwazii3x633
      @lwazii3x633 4 роки тому

      *next morning on news headlines:"1 dead from an exchange of words in an alley''

    • @zexiler7762
      @zexiler7762 3 роки тому

      Nah bro he will roast u literally

  • @kanalithviper4744
    @kanalithviper4744 5 років тому +19

    Infographics: John Wick is the personification of wrath.
    Doom Slayer, Atrocitus and Animal Crossing Villiger: ...

  • @wasteland_gz
    @wasteland_gz 5 років тому +40

    Step 1 to surviving John wick: first you have to... look man you just gotta die there’s nothing you can do

  • @mirapesta2960
    @mirapesta2960 5 років тому +38

    Well I'm not letting him in my art supplies for sure

  • @Solkanar21
    @Solkanar21 5 років тому +10

    Them: John Wick.... yea you have a chance
    Me: *WHEEZE’S UNCONTROLLABLY*

  • @darksniper21
    @darksniper21 5 років тому +438

    I edited this comment.

    • @glenquagmire9899
      @glenquagmire9899 5 років тому

      Are You Afraid Of The Boogeyman? I'm not

    • @Madmario2006
      @Madmario2006 5 років тому +4

      TheDarkSniper21 buy a dog for him

    • @evanfeldman8921
      @evanfeldman8921 5 років тому +1

      Original comment

    • @popouthopout1123
      @popouthopout1123 5 років тому +7

      @@glenquagmire9899 *takes beer away* well you should be.

    • @TheAKgunner
      @TheAKgunner 5 років тому

      The best way to survive a fight with John Wick is to not fight him.

  • @ryanmclaughlin9041
    @ryanmclaughlin9041 5 років тому +164

    Keanu Reeves was spelled wrong as a joke, right?

    • @fire-du8jr
      @fire-du8jr 5 років тому +4

      Skwonk The Goose what are you talking about hulk came out in like 2002

    • @ryanmclaughlin9041
      @ryanmclaughlin9041 5 років тому

      @@fire-du8jr you just really confused me there

    • @fire-du8jr
      @fire-du8jr 5 років тому

      Skwonk The Goose yeah😂😂

  • @excertional3003
    @excertional3003 5 років тому +15

    John Wick: Steps On A Lego
    Also John Wick: Blows Up The Lego Store

  • @melroypinto7401
    @melroypinto7401 4 роки тому +9

    This video exists.
    John Wick: Hold my dog.
    Me: Drops the dog.
    John Wick: So you have chosen death.

  • @ADRFilms119
    @ADRFilms119 5 років тому +64

    I have an easier way
    Become friends with him

  • @caleblickel9318
    @caleblickel9318 5 років тому +309

    How to survive John Wick?
    Build a wall

  • @brainy1447
    @brainy1447 5 років тому +25

    How to survive John Wick?
    Tell him he’s breathtaking.

  • @hunyadimatyas8698
    @hunyadimatyas8698 4 роки тому +5

    "Getting a gun might be as difficult as getting ice cream" yeah no

  • @Pochango
    @Pochango 5 років тому +32

    How to survive: tell john that his actually Keanu reeves

  • @sinkmcsink9486
    @sinkmcsink9486 5 років тому +46

    I know what can beat John Wick.
    *a jelly filled donut.*
    Because, *nothing beats a jelly filled donut*

    • @zoologistvince2664
      @zoologistvince2664 5 років тому

      *nothing*

    • @affytapple5309
      @affytapple5309 5 років тому +3

      Blazes Adventures John wick heard nothing could beat him so he found nothing and beat it

    • @affytapple5309
      @affytapple5309 5 років тому

      cheeseis mychild so kakyoin

  • @lawrence2610
    @lawrence2610 5 років тому +87

    The only way to beat John is
    With an eraser

  • @mukherjeenotfound707
    @mukherjeenotfound707 4 роки тому +5

    How to survive any movie villain
    : become the cameraman