@@M.INC. He was already raging,you see him make mistakes? John's rage is the sort makes him more efficient,just like Michael Jordan's rage. They use it as motivation
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Thanos: I've heard you want to bring everyone back. Tony stark: you've just killed a puppy with the snap! Thanos: All of this for a Puppy? Tony Stark: It was John Wick's Puppy Thanos: oh... **Thanks for the likes guys!
kind of otaku and gamer Actually, Keanu Reeves is capable of 80% of what John Wick is. So he kinda is real. Meanwhile, Rap Battles are left up to interpretation and are largely popularity contests. Anyone with a bigger name than Eminem can beat Eminem.
I can beat john wick, just bring his ded wife back to life She will *NOT* like his actions and reject him, then he will have depression, and commit suicide. Done
Kindness = head slammed on concrete with a stab in the break then breaking your spine, after that shooting both your shoulders and then snapping your neck
Given the abilities, toughness and physical capabilties displayed by Wick in John Wick III: Parabellum, I think Wick is actually a tougher fight than most super-heroes. Dude smashes through army after armiy like they are nothing.
MrWaffles3_ YT was talking how I was going to watch John wick 2 then 3 and a random kid at the park said John wick is the guy form fortnite right? What do I do
Well, the method that the infographics proposed has lots of plot holes. First, John is a man of focus, he can get angry very easily but even when he is in his rage mode he can still sense and detect danger lurking in the dark because he is always focused. Second, John was trained in armies so he was actually told to detect snipers nearby even when he is in an emotional breakdown. Third, he is always equipped with weapons wherever he goes and fourth, he is JOHN WICK
Jokes Aside Yes 100% Even in the third movie he Makes it out He even said anyone Who Come to hunt him Will dies 100% And He and Everyone Knows it but you know it a movie so they won't but really they do
Thanos: give me the last stone Dr strange: I can’t it’s in that dog Thanos: *kills dog* Thanos: there is nothing in the dog John: have u seen my dog Thanos: *has left the chat*
I somehow doubt that it would be possible to force Wick into making mistakes by enraging him. He has mastered self-discipline and control, and knows how to channel and direct anger. For example, he had everything to be furious about in the first movie, yet he was by far at his most dangerous then.
You asked, The Infographics Show delivers... Enjoy!
Do hitman agent 47
Do you vs scp 096
The movie box says "Kianu Reeves" not Keanu Reeves.
Please do
"You vs Doomguy"
Hi Kyle
You: *snipes John Wick in the head*
John Wick: *catches the bullet with his teeth and spits it back into you killing you*
Big facts 🤣
Consxious ⛹🏻♀️🏋🏿♂️🎭🎭
Lol
Weird Al Yankovic style.
Wrong film
John Wick: stubs toe on door
Also John Wick: Murders the entire door company.
I'm not even kidding I literally just stubbed my toe while reading these comments and now I feel like shooting up some people 😂
I did that once but in real life
@Agi Shrimpton Is this a joke or not?
😂
Dave Chavez thats uhhhh bad joke broda
John Wick vs Superman
John Wick: Do you bleed?
*stabs himself with a kryptonite pencil*
Superman: There I bled, spare my life.
John Wick vs Batman...
Gayest comment ever
@@INKILU no u
Ill just ask
John wick vs flex tape?
Or shaggy vs flex taoe who wiuld win
@@danghd2 im batman
If there is a zombie apocalypse, John wick doesn't try to survive
The zombies do
Why only 51 likes
Pencils vs zombies
@@u.s.a3940 i would love to have more but who's gonna like it?
Undefeated comment
Naveen people
Me: He’s finally Out Of Ammo!
John Wick: *Takes out air from his pocket*
Me: *H E A V Y S W E A T I N G*
Yaser Obeid lol
Lol
Oof
Compresses the carbon into a diamond bullet...
Lol
In America: John Wick beats you
In Soviet Russia: John Wick beats you
In Italy: John Wick still beats you
In yt: U beat john wick
*John Weak*
@Rohit Joshi 👉 Idiot for not understanding a pun
The second one is wrong.
@@zorikazan6168 it's right.
"John Wick is the boogeymanman?"
"No, he's the guy we sent that killed the boogeyman"
Manman
Lol
the boogeyman is michael myers
Mr. KnIfe GuN no it's "no he's kid who killed the boogeyman" close though
John Wick vs Michael Myers
If someone shot at John Wick today, tomorrow will be the bullet's funeral
I agree
I don't get it
Boi
@@Yourpolice69 It means that if someone shoot at John Wick, The shooter will be dead tomorrow.
@@secretprotagonist6241 but it says the bullet will be dead tomorrow.
“Invoke his rage.”
Why? So he can hunt me at a faster pace?
I'D DO HIS JOB FOR HIM
No, if he is raging he is making mistakes
@@M.INC. He was already raging,you see him make mistakes? John's rage is the sort makes him more efficient,just like Michael Jordan's rage. They use it as motivation
Samuel Shin HA! i have access to unlimited supply bbq sauce with honey
@@M.INC. tell that to the first movie
There's only one man who can beat John Wick... _Keanu Reeves_
Polish Filipino stop
Following me
And after hes dead get logan paul to film it
And Weasley Snipes
Leon Kennedy?
Thanos: *snaps*
*hears dog whimper and man screaming*
Thanos: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
OHFUCK
I dont get it. Did you even read your own comment? Just saying
Inspiron he killed his dog
Inspiron how don’t you get it? DID YOU WATCH THE MOVIE foh
@@inspiron1552 lol you offend the guy even tho you are the idiot here
“He’s outta guns GET HIM!”
*John grabs a sandwich*
“...”
Is your profile pic John Hamm
Anthony Grant yes
Ight ima head out
And he kills all the people here lol
in john wick 3 he killed someone with a book
How to escape from john wick?
Give biscuit to his dog and fill fuel to his car
That's if you can feed his dog and fill fuel to his car in 10 seconds
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@@coffeeloveryt hes new dog
Jon Wick has a bear pelt carpet . The bear isn't dead it's just afraid to move
This comment is genius
Being chuck norris are we...?
you make me laugh sochard 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
XD but you Made A Mistake it's John not Jon
Loool!!!
" It will be easy. Just desecrate his wifes grave".
No thanks. I choose life.
LULW
Gunslinger0789 or take back his exconmunicado
666 like, satan confirmed
@@senaaa7440 I just ruined it!
@@magjc5989
Or did you?
*laughs in Satan*
The way to defeat John wick is to take care of a dog in front of him. And he’ll leave you alone.
true
Mason Cage and secretly have a gun
Technical Z and shoot it and him
depends in what context for the words "to take care" is
@@justaneditygangstar You got me there man got me 😭😭
I was expecting a 3 second long video with you saying "You can't LOL"
Very disappointed
Ricky Nova that’s what I was hoping for
That's a suicide.
Lul
you actually werent expecting that
@@Willinat-Archive well yes, but actually no
Thanos: I've heard you want to bring everyone back.
Tony stark: you've just killed a puppy with the snap!
Thanos: All of this for a Puppy?
Tony Stark: It was John Wick's Puppy
Thanos: oh...
**Thanks for the likes guys!
John wick: *walks in with thors hammer and an infinity gauntlet*
After he says oh there’s a 50 cal bullet in his head
69th like
@@aguyeatingapotato7315 Baba Yaga!
John wick: *COMES IN WITH EVERY WEAPON AND A LAMBO*
thanos: oh shi...
1 second later
Castle appears in front of Thanos
Everyone does the end.
I think making Mr. Wick more angry increases his focus. He is a man of focus, the BABA YAGA.
Hoshi Mate yeah I mean just look at the first movie
@@JDubs0623 even the 2nd movie.
Hoshi Mate yeah you’re right
john wick vs michael rapaport
Nice the baba yaga is op =)
None:
John Wick: Kills Thanos With Notebook
Lirerally no one:
John Wick: deletes thanos with an eraser for big mistakes
Peyton Gray no a grape
Using the Death Note 😂
Actually a pencil
@@mranime97 i see ur a man of culture as well
There's literally only one way to survive John Wick
Don't start a war with him
People in the movies: horrible idea
OR just have a couple other dudes using snipers so and then he dies ez
Or mobile, agile marksmen that have extensive martial training and have ample skills as stealthy as possible.
What about James Bond?
@@miekesingal9909 your mom
Why does this John wick animation have no beard
Matrix
It makes me uneasy haha
He had a shave for the vid
This is the most replies I’ve ever had :) and likes
John wick doesn't have a beard in the third movie.
Thanos: snaps.
Dog: dies
John Wick: OH YOU LITTLE-
Thanos: OH FUUUUUUU-
rip thanos
You vs John Wick in a fight
You vs Eminem in a rap battle
It's the same thing,you can't win
Thats true man
Never challenge this two
John Wick and Eminem👍😀
kind of otaku and gamer Actually, Keanu Reeves is capable of 80% of what John Wick is. So he kinda is real. Meanwhile, Rap Battles are left up to interpretation and are largely popularity contests. Anyone with a bigger name than Eminem can beat Eminem.
@@BezzyBee03 is he really? Cause that means keanu reeves is capable of fighting like US marines since John wick is ab ex marine
I can beat john wick, just bring his ded wife back to life
She will *NOT* like his actions and reject him, then he will have depression, and commit suicide. Done
@@idonthaveaname6029 Wow genius. And how do we bring his dead wife back?
John wick 3 essence of life:
1. Dog
2. Car
3. Wife
That man has a simple agenda. Dont fuxk it up
Lol
Of course preferes a car and a dog more than a Wife
Which man can blame him?
GUN!!!!
I'm a simple guy, I see Keanu Reeves I hit like
Isaiah Nyalali lol
You VS. Keanu Reeves
Keaune Reeves: *POLITELY LETS YOU WIN*
No, he still wins, as all that politeness kills a human
I’m inclined to agree; his kindness would be to much for anyone to bear.
Kindness = head slammed on concrete with a stab in the break then breaking your spine, after that shooting both your shoulders and then snapping your neck
Facts :/
Not break I mean legs and arms
“John will come for you, and you can do nothing cause you can do nothing...”
No you can take care of a dog in front of him and he will leave you alone
I think messed up the quote
FaithBreaker Gaming I think it’s “you will do nothing cause you can do nothing”
Just go for the head his enemies doesn't go for the head
Actually it's *"John will come for you, And you will do nothing because you can do nothing..."*
*YOU CAN'T!*
There! Saved you 8 minutes and 52 seconds
8 minutes and 51 seconds
8 minutes and 49 seconds
It's all different
8:53 here w/ me
52 seconds
How can you survive John wick?
Watch the infographic show
Oh yeah yeah😉
*burps*
Riven X impossible to survive this one.
I shoot him down when he does his 90s
Or just...not...shoot his doggo
I can't take wick seriously without his beard
@Camo _ZerØ no the design for him in this video doesnt have his beard that the thumbnail image does
ikr
Imma be this guys 666 like
hey aaa wanna pray because i think jon is coming after you
Infographic Show: call John Wick an easier fight
John Wick: Hold my pencil
How to survive john wick,simple:
*do not f^^^ with his dog*
*dog's grave
Too late for that
Call 47 James bond Jack Bauer
Or shot him in dream XD
@@mateuszmateuszowy ain't he called a Boogeyman for a reason
We can't defeat him.
He is not just a man.
He is John Wick.
Babayaga
Zapatozi the boogeyman
Zapatozi not true this is how it goes he’s not just a man he’s a hitman
There's no way thaat YOU can defeat John Wick, but there is a way that you can survive him, and that way is.....be like Jimmy.
Or Francis
hahaha nice one.!
Wicks bounty though
*no*
Yeah I'd rather be Jimmy than dead.
Me:*Saving John Wick s life*
John Wick: *Gives you golden coin*
How to survive John Wick?
Buy him a puppy
Neebs STARS I mean... Yeah.
Neebs STARS You don’t
Buy a wif-
It's a joke chill
Do you think he can beat doomsday the big one
Neebs STARS haahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
How to survive John Wick...
*You don't*
@@prole4943 he's nuke proof
Nemo_is_a_weeb John wick has rockets in his shoes
I was gonna make that joke ;(
Messiah Gray don’t mess with him
@@Lightning0133Y Yeah coz he's Baba Yaga...
Are you seriously trying to say we actually have a chance against the man himself
he is also saying that we should make him angry
The scene where he keeps throwing the knives , and the library fight with the giant have got to be some of the coolest scenes.
You don't understand...
You will do nothing,
Because you can do nothing.
But dad i can fix this!
TheFlashGhost32 oh?!! And how are you going to do that?
@@Pirateking1997 by finishing what i started.
@@whyureadingthis8882 How will you finish it?
Fast awnser: you cant
Edit: hyped AF for John wick 3, and seeing payday 2 references
John Wick was added in payday 2 as a reference to John Wicks movie
@@alfiembutitstonymontana9964 in John wick 2, in the contract scene, you can see wolf and Dallas's masks at the background in a "wanted" poster
Given the abilities, toughness and physical capabilties displayed by Wick in John Wick III: Parabellum, I think Wick is actually a tougher fight than most super-heroes. Dude smashes through army after armiy like they are nothing.
IS: "life had already kicked john in the face"
Life: * punches *
Me: tf
Its a cat in a picture ikr 😂😂
How to survive from John wick:
Don't go against him in the first place
there's only one way to survive john wick
Don't let him get any pencils
Vinhky lê you stay as far away from schools
If he gets pencils he will build in fortnite
Trusty no.02
but then he picks up a book...
@@DM-xi3hw but pencil is more dangerrous
You vs John wick - you die
Ur done
He’s John wick
Cmon now
Ull die
It’s over
Agent 47 I'm the best hitman John Wick am I a joke to you
How to survive John Wick: *Get 5 nukes and detonate them and shoot john while the nukes is setting up*
YOU DIED!
John wick is very angry... he got forcefully shaved by the infographics show
hes called the boogeyman because the boogeyman is afraid of him
異常T i S A M Making him the new boogeyman.
He is the one you send to the babbayaga or boogeyman
John Wick : Kills a whole entire army
The Infographics Show : Im about to end this whole mans career
Whole entire? I bet you also say, "Same exact." Please use one or the other.
GlenGorgeous It’s from supahot fire
@@MikeThePike316 grammar police over here
@@tenebris8974 - Gotta teach these youngsters somehow.
i term you ex-communicado
0:28 "Kianu Reeves"
*JOHN WICK IS COMING FOR U*
"Desecrates John's wife's grave"
Narrator : "And on seeing the blatant desecration of his beloved wife's grave, John finally got REALLY mad."
and killed *4* people with a pencil that day...
No one:
Absolutely no one:
8 year olds: JoHn WiCk iS FroM FoRtnItE
Me, an intellectual,
*john wick is from his mothers private part*
MrWaffles3_ YT was talking how I was going to watch John wick 2 then 3 and a random kid at the park said John wick is the guy form fortnite right? What do I do
@@sinkmcsink9486 me a genius "hes from pay day 2
infographic: john can take a pretty bad beating and not care
also infographic: john runs away from bees
Haha
I mean they did say "beating" and not "stinging"
Me: His pencil broke.
Him: Takes out penny
Me:
*Aww man.*
Simple answer: No. no you can’t
yes u can just buy him a dog
@@lil_naweed7415 it not the dog that he got from his wife soooo.
I can
BOOM HEADSHOT!
DOOM SLAYER no you can’t
yeah hate to break it to you but if you come up against john wick
*_you ain't gonna win_*
Lies call up undertale
Only with a dog
Unless you save his dog
Exactly
you will wake up with a pencile in your eyes
*"How You Escape John Wick"*
*Run, Scream, Dont Think About Him, Dont Look Or Touch"*
Haider Alasadi NO YOU GET YOUR DOG AND GIVE IT TO HIM
Well, the method that the infographics proposed has lots of plot holes. First, John is a man of focus, he can get angry very easily but even when he is in his rage mode he can still sense and detect danger lurking in the dark because he is always focused. Second, John was trained in armies so he was actually told to detect snipers nearby even when he is in an emotional breakdown. Third, he is always equipped with weapons wherever he goes and fourth, he is JOHN WICK
I heard John wick killed three pencils with a man
U can’t beat that
Three pencils with a man
Shoaib Mohammed in a bar
Three man with a pencil
@@mehdirstrange4593 r/whoooosh
@Gaming Maddux r/whoooosh
Russian: ha you can't defeat me, its 4 to 1
Wick:*pulls out pencil*
*3 to 1
@@theshycryo 4, the leader
Let’s be real nobody is surviving him unless he wants you to live 😂🤷🏾♂️
Jokes Aside Yes 100% Even in the third movie he Makes it out He even said anyone Who Come to hunt him Will dies 100% And He and Everyone Knows it but you know it a movie so they won't but really they do
Nah fam, JUST DONT EVER MEET HIM.
*_"How Can You Defeat and Survive Him?"_*
Haha... defeat? Defeat? Fat chance of even surviving...
Me: watches this video
UA-cam: John wick ad
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
The infographic show:
YOU VS A TELETUBBIE
Well, i heard they were 10feet tall, ehhh...
TRISHA PAYTASSSSS
Meh
It should be "YoU Vs A TeLeTuBbIe
everybody liked that
You cant
If he gets angry he will be more powerful.
True
Unless you're agent 47
True
Unless your breathtaking
That's his secret he's always angry
Chuck Norris:finnaly our battle will be legend!
Thanos: give me the last stone
Dr strange: I can’t it’s in that dog
Thanos: *kills dog*
Thanos: there is nothing in the dog
John: have u seen my dog
Thanos: *has left the chat*
Danny Boy very original much wow
SB-Dragazor I can’t tell if ur being sarcastic
Jhonn will remember that
@@middleschooler5652 he is
Thanos: *Banned for unknown reason*
Next I would like to see: You Vs Batman and You Vs Ghost Rider 👍
after seeing Chapter 3, he cannot possibly die.
I saw Chapter 3 too, and I think you ' re right
Plot armor
@@daynehixson539 he does have that, he still might just want to die after losing a finger and getting betrayed tho
Nate your right
Yep he is a demigod
4:25
Cop: Your....under arrest John wick sir.....*Shivers*
J.Wick: Get outta here kid...im walking my dog.
You vs normal John Wick = 0% chance
You vs John Wick who had his late wife's grave desecrated by you = i wouldn't wanna be you
I somehow doubt that it would be possible to force Wick into making mistakes by enraging him. He has mastered self-discipline and control, and knows how to channel and direct anger. For example, he had everything to be furious about in the first movie, yet he was by far at his most dangerous then.
John Wick: can't be killed my master Assassins
Video: suggesting we have a chance
*Pfft*
this video cant help us lol
There is a chance but it's too low.
ZappyMitts That chance isn’t even .001. It’s like .000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of beating John.
I just realize that in 6:08 he said “too human all too human,” which is the title of a Nietzche’s book
how to survive John wick 101:
1: hide all the books and pencils
thats it
john wick: my hands...
Parabellum references for the books huh
yep
he has a pencil on his pocket just in case
😥
* SAYS JOHN WICK CAN'T DIE *
* SHOWS JOHN WICK RUNNING AWAY FROM THREE BEES * at 6:33
Bees are scary
@Declan WHITE OHHHH nooo
Wasps
OK ! OK ! WASPS! HAPPY?
I was hoping that it’d be like a 10 second video saying “don’t hurt his dog or be affiliated with people who hurt his dog”
Imagine what damage John Wick will do when he exercises like a monk.
Raptor CC what
@@juliansanchez9160 shaolin monk.
@@juliansanchez9160 they are Shaolin masters on China
loki : we have an army
tony : we have john wick
loki : ohh
*me* replaces Hulk with John Wick
"How can you defeat John Wick?"
You can't.
6:13 If you hear closely. You can hear Ethan bradberry screaming.
"Words are deadly, so choose your words wisely"
me aftre hearing that and watching this video: just beat him in a roasting competition :/
*next morning on news headlines:"1 dead from an exchange of words in an alley''
Nah bro he will roast u literally
Infographics: John Wick is the personification of wrath.
Doom Slayer, Atrocitus and Animal Crossing Villiger: ...
Step 1 to surviving John wick: first you have to... look man you just gotta die there’s nothing you can do
Well I'm not letting him in my art supplies for sure
Them: John Wick.... yea you have a chance
Me: *WHEEZE’S UNCONTROLLABLY*
I edited this comment.
Are You Afraid Of The Boogeyman? I'm not
TheDarkSniper21 buy a dog for him
Original comment
@@glenquagmire9899 *takes beer away* well you should be.
The best way to survive a fight with John Wick is to not fight him.
Keanu Reeves was spelled wrong as a joke, right?
Skwonk The Goose what are you talking about hulk came out in like 2002
@@fire-du8jr you just really confused me there
Skwonk The Goose yeah😂😂
John Wick: Steps On A Lego
Also John Wick: Blows Up The Lego Store
This video exists.
John Wick: Hold my dog.
Me: Drops the dog.
John Wick: So you have chosen death.
I have an easier way
Become friends with him
How to survive John Wick?
Build a wall
He isn't Mexican!
Just build lol
No just build lol
RDM 010 the comment is a fortnite reference
Hes not from fortnite
How to survive John Wick?
Tell him he’s breathtaking.
"Getting a gun might be as difficult as getting ice cream" yeah no
How to survive: tell john that his actually Keanu reeves
Keanu reeves is a beast on the range
I know what can beat John Wick.
*a jelly filled donut.*
Because, *nothing beats a jelly filled donut*
*nothing*
Blazes Adventures John wick heard nothing could beat him so he found nothing and beat it
cheeseis mychild so kakyoin
The only way to beat John is
With an eraser
This made my day
@@zrushin lol glad I made your day
You fool! His pencils have erasers!
Gamer King but the other pencils has no eraser
Lol
How to survive any movie villain
: become the cameraman