Hope you enjoy the video :) I failed to mention this in the video (my bad) but this idea was done first by OnionButter, his video is great and if you enjoy hitman you should definitely check out his channel, though im sure many of you already have heh. ua-cam.com/video/51_YiVvoWhk/v-deo.html
I thought you would’ve got the sniper to take out Vidal and the wife to take out Yates. It’s not a crime because you didn’t pull the trigger or push Yates off the balcony but I liked your way too.
There are laws that make it so that if someone stops and illegal thing from happening, they will not face penalty for stuff that would otherwise be illegal. Which basically means if you do something illegal to stop something illegal, it's becomes legal. And considering the illegal homeless person mind control stuff, that under such circumstances would allow you to commit an illegal act would that becomes legal. And for berlin, oh gee that safety stuff. A good lawyer might be able to win you a case, therefore making it effectively legal.
C’mon guys, there’s regulations for reasons. They might seem silly, but it’s important to remember that they’re usually written after the fact, often in blood.
@@DKdropYeah, but anything that is likely to drop on your head in a construction site will cave your head regardless of hard hats In other situations they might be useful, but regulations are often made by people who don't know anything of what they have to regulate for safety
10:15 What a noble young man. Doing his best to repair the club's electricity even though he knows nothing about electric work. How brave of him such a kind man.
To be fair there had also been a death just moments earlier, I think sounding the alarm to warn others that the area is potentially deadly was a reasonable course of action.
You, a Good Samaritan, attempted to power up the dysfunctional crane. When you saw Agent Thames move into the danger zone, you did what any safety-conscious crane operator would by attempting to move the hazard. The crane was in greater disrepair than you could have guessed! Its subsequent fatal malfunction is clearly not your fault.
You’re not sleeping tonight. 4:50 Disorderly Conduct 5:45 Lying to cover up a crime is illegal. 6:14 Trespassing The whole dartmoor thing can be legal if 47 didn’t uncover the murder. Otherwise it’s illegal. 10:15 “Whosoever unlawfully damages or destroys an object belonging to another shall be liable to imprisonment not exceeding two years or a fine” -German Law. 10:30 2 accounts of manslaughter and property damage. (Or self defense! But if you say why, 47 gets charged by everything from the hitman games :/) 11:40 Premeditated Murder. You thought of how to do it. 12:02 Trespassing 12:22 Destruction of property. Technically the crime of sabotage but i wont count it. (Sabotage Under Federal Law There can be various levels of criminal intent necessary to achieve the crime. Under 18 U.S.C. Section 2155, a person commits sabotage if they: Act with intent to injure, interfere with, or obstruct. Note this is U.S law not German law, and he is Berlin) "Where the immovables or movables of units or individuals are requisitioned or if they are damaged or lost thereafter, compensations shall be made therefor" - Property Law of the People's Republic of China. This means every item taken in Chongqing is a crime. 13:03 "Trespassing can have both civil and criminal consequences. A property owner may be able to sue someone who enters their land without permission. Meanwhile, the trespasser also may face charges." 13:05 Accomplice to any murders commited from when you got hired to now (i think thats how it would work, thats probably not accurate) 13:35 Trespassing, Possible Wrongful Termination. 13:53 I'll assume you reloaded save. 14:05 Evading or eluding the police is a crime. It could count here. 14:13 That guy is either blind or an Accessory. Charge for him! 14:20 Possible wrongful termination x3 15:00 Trespassing 15:07 Trespassing 15:14 Battery if it did happen. 15:30 Tormenting, presumably 15:47 Property Damage. 17:17 Not property damage as he is cutting grapes as the wine field is already doing. Much faster than the actual employees i might add? 18:21 Destruction of Yates's property. 19:05 isnt it a crime not to report one? 21:21 He was looking ahead, presumably unknowing of the banana. Could make you liable for intentionally putting it right there. On top of all the Impersonation charges and such. Crime count: 23 + Impersonation charges, Chongqing stealing, Chongqing Accomplice kills.
10:15 it could be argued damage was not intentional, however manipulation with specialized equipment outside of your contract/qualification is against Occupational Safety and Health laws - DJ should not attempt any electrician work under any circumstances
0:07 fun fact: In the UK, the Salmon Act of 1986 actually states that it is illegal to “handle salmon in suspicious circumstances” Suspicious circumstances basically means that specific salmon has been illegally fished or that salmon-that has come from an illegal source-has been received, retained, removed, or disposed of
so glad someone else understands this. it seriously annoys me when "handling salmon under suspicious circumstances" is brought up as an example of a silly law. erm no, it's simply that it's illegal to handle (buy, sell, store or transport) salmon (or other fish which where later added to the act) that it is reasonable to suspect had been poached.
@chrishan7178 I mean it is and isn't real. It's a joke Sam o' Nella made in one of his vids, but also you could play Jenga with fish, just not in the UK
Um... I-I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' about? D-Do you have any idea, any idea who that is? Basically - kind of a big deal!
To be fair, I think it depends on the size of the fish. Menacingly approach a tree, wielding a herring? Go right ahead, buddy. Glide out of the shadows, holding the tail of a Persona-sized Guardian fish, draped across the length of your shoulders? This might appear impolite and concerning in a social setting.
I believe if not properly posted, ie: NO TRESPASSING, then you are able to enter an area. Of course that's not to say ignorance does not abstain you from the law. Chicago IL. USA.
Tripping an alarm also isn't illegal if it is done to properly notify of an emergency. And the known existence of a hitman in the vicinity would be very legal grounds to trigger the alarm...even if the hitman is the one doing it.
Think of it this way, it isn't so much a "I followed the law" challenge as it is a "If I was arrested this is how Saul Goodman would argue my innocence and succeed" challenge
Fun fact! In many U.S. states, it only counts as trespassing if you are explicitly told that you cannot be in an area via signage or in person, or are there to steal, harass, or damage property. Provided you don't cause any damage to people or their property, you shouldn't have to worry about trespassing char..... oh, huh, dang
I learned a LOT about trespassing bylaws because I had to defend myself in court once. After a concert I was looking for the tour bus because the band notoriously hung out with fans after their shows and signed autographs. But I got lost in the parking garage and went through a "restricted" door that was totally open, so the No Trespassing sign wasn't visible. A cop saw me and decided he was bored enough to enforce it. I managed to win the case because the security camera showed that the door had been left open... BY THE COP.
“Your honour, my client clearly didn’t break ANY laws. Just a tiny bit of trespassing, and messing with electronics for the purpose of harm, and only a small bit of impersonation.”
In that world fuses are so rare and expensive, no building has them installed at the power substation of each floor... yet functional ones are thrown in the trash.
12:44 I'd argue that one could've been avoided. Deep enough water to drown in, no railing at all, accident waiting to happen. He wouldn't have slipped and fell in the water if they just had railings
I am pretty sure you can just kill all Berlin targets using that screwdriver in close combat after they attack you. Since they aren't authorised to use deadly force by state, it will be considered self-defense
after they attack you would be too late. self defense is the act of stopping the attack, or repeating attacks. if the other person stopped himself you cant retaliate and calling it self defense. also you cant just use any force. especially lethal with lethal weapons (or tools that used as weapons in this case) you can only use slightly more force than the aggressor to overpower them. if they use lethal forces you can use lethal forces but a hit is usually not lethal. in a trial you can make excuses for why you used more force than you wanted (like beeing in panic and the pistol the aggressor dropped was right beside you so you took it and shoot without aiming when the aggressor charged at you again) but this is still a crime it is just without consequences for you.
@@mauer1 It depends on state/country laws. Typically if someone is out to kill you with full intent, you can administer lethal force. Clearly if people are rolling up on you with guns, they have full intent to kill you, making it self defense. If the law for that place is different then that sucks, but where I'm from if someone tries to kill you you can basically do whatever.
@@dingdawngwell mission is called berlin so i would assume its in germany. Its more about the options the defender has and if there are options to not kill the attacker that might already tip over the scale. and lets be real here the player in these missions has all the possibilities to not kill (outside of mission design), 007 is by far outmatching these ai opponents.
I'm not a lawyer, this isn't legal advice - I'm just some nerd looking up laws on the internet and doing his best to interpret them. From the Bürgerliches Gesetzbuch (or civil law book) of Germany: Section 226 disallows exercising any right for the sole purpose of causing damage to another. Amusingly this probably makes the banana kill illegal whereas just killing them after they start attacking might not be. Section 227 allows actions to ward off unlawful assault. So regardless of 47's other actions on the scene, he is legally allowed to defend himself against any and all civilian and criminal attackers for the purpose of stopping the assault. Section 230 (1) clarifies that self-defence must use the least force necessary. In the context of the game, this could be interpreted to mean that if the targets assault 47 and you don't have any non-lethal actions available to take, you'd be legally allowed to use deadly force, even if the targets wouldn't have used lethal force themselves. However, fleeing the scene of the attack is also an act of self-defence and must be considered as a possible action to take in response to the assault. I'm not entirely familiar with the enforcement of German law, but I faintly remember that people under investigation and on trial for self-defence should never concede that they could have taken another action and should insist at all times without fail that they felt their safety was at risk and they saw no recourse other than the actions they took. The story of the game mentions these agents were sent with the explicit mission and instructions to kill 47, so self-defence absolutely applies. You'd only have to find a way to justify killing.
To be fair since the Berlin agents are literally hunting you down i feel like you could build a case where you just "happened" to be caught with a gun near and had no choice but to kill them all in self defense!
@@dumb214 I'm pretty sure self defense lets you use whatever is near to defend yourself. But yeah, you can kill them all with screwdrivers as well i suppose
I appreciate that you don't count using disguises as illegal. Like, irl if a guy just walked into someplace and changed his clothes, nobody would bat an eye unless he was trespassing in order to do so
Im sure that'd still count as stealing, if not from the idividual who left their uniform there, or if its the companies surplus stock for new employees. Let alone the tresspassing it requires to likely obtain and facilitate the need of a disguise to get around. But that'd really make the game impossible then.
Wearing a costume is not illegal ✅ The ways you obtain them in this game... pretty sure they'd all still be illegal. Stealing at a minimum, and usually trespassing does seem to be required ❎ Starting locations and their outfits, though... I think that's fair game. We can only assume someone (perhaps foolishly) hired Agent 47 for said job. Also some of these disguises could be considered illegal impersonation but surely not all of them right?
it is still a crime, not your cloth, the borrowing argument usually do not work, not that it matters, as that would be still illegal, just a lesser crime. taking the bananas and other items also stealing, as they are not yours. (maybe the staff in dartmor not counts as stealing, as you had the right for investigating.) littering is a crime in some places and still not ok otherwise.
@archerelms impersonating law enforcement, yes impersonating kitchen staff garnderers or other occupations that 47 can, no plus as you said going back to the starting locations it's entirely possible 47 was just hired for the jobs (and hence was given a uniform)
ideas: In Berlin, you can get yourself acquitted on Self Defense charges by legally entering the club (starting at the club entrance), getting spotted by Agent Price and having him fire at you first, and fighting back. This is because any obituary will eventually discover that the ICA were not club patrons nor staff.
Starting locations are lore accurate to your challenge. You can say 47 went and actually got employed and went through all the red tape to legally get that position (both business position and strategic position).
I saw an interesting solution for Berlin in a video by OnionButter, were he tried to not kill anyone. He would just put leaking gas canisters in particular spots, were the targets despite the obvious leak would decide to smoke a cigarette.
@@edwardking9359 Nah I just dropped the canister, I didn't know it was leaking afterwards, and then I was seized with severe back pain and couldn't pick it up
That banana kill at 3:30 was so clean, I’ve seen a couple no kill runs and it usually takes other people dozens of attempts just placing one banana with 0 coins and hoping or literally needed to bring in 100 bananas to do it which isn’t exactly vanilla
only problem here, is that he broke another law. Don't know the specific law, but setting up a booby trap (and especially on another person's property) with the intent of harming an individual is quite illegal. to get into said position he also commited identity fraud (taking a guards disguise)
@@Le_Flatfish everything he did ended in someone dying from his involvement which would be a crime, its not possible to intentionally kill a target without it being a crime as even the mastermind in a crime ring is still a criminal even if he's never directly committed any of the crimes himself
@@Le_Flatfish What intent? Look, hitman is just their name, it's not their intent to hurt anyone! And it's not a boob trap, it is a piece of fruit placed in a place where no sensible person would slip on it. Just wearing an outfit isn't identity fraud, you just like dressing up.
3:35 If this is logic, I raise a quote from Halo Reach: “I once met a soldier who told me he thought his weapon was a time machine. He wasn't killing the enemy, but moving them forward to a time when they were no longer alive.”
that banana ledge kill had me WHEEZING. Would love a ruleset that are physical comedy kills only. Slipping on bananas is the obvious one, but I'm sure someone sufficiently clever could come up with others :)
That is littering, Agent 47 isn't placing a banana down, he places the skin. That means skins it, swallows the fruit bit whole leaving only the skin, which is definitely litter.
I saw onionbutter's first but actually found this more entertaining; his was very by the book with well defined rules, whereas you embraced the chaos and had a lot more room for jokes because of it
I desperately want to see Agent 47 try to pursue a normal life. He's so hyperfixated on assassination that seeing him trying to give a house tour is perfectly intriguing, I love it
Ad if you watch him tour the house, he says some interesting things about it, like a red floor hiding 'stains' and a bathroom being slippery and dangerous.
In Berlin, you know all 10 guys are out to kill you. Literally just capping them with a gun can be called self defense. It's not exactly cut and dry, but you can try doing it in a way that you can easily explain in court. Maybe get caught by them so they shoot first. Self defense laws are a bit different in Germany. I don't know exactly how it works but their word for self defense is like "necessity defense" and it includes more than just defending yourself. Sidenote: Beating Chongqing without committing a crime is impossible because everything's illegal in China.
@@lamp1585 In german self defense laws your action isn't weighted against the attackers except for really extreme cases. So if someone tries to attack you (drawing a gun, trying to charge you) you are allowed to use lethal force if that will stop the attack.
11:36 Well, Thames was breaking Occupational Health & Safety by standing beneath a suspended load. It was only a matter of time before he was involved in an unavoidable workplace accident.
Before watching the video: How are you supposed to do it without impersonation, stealing, tresspassing or hell, even manslaughter? After watching: Yeah he did all of that in the first mission, kinda figured
To be fair the only one he technically did there was trespassing and impersonation. Which trespassing is a civil case, so technically should be ok for the run, and knowing agent 47 he should, in theory, be qualified for all the roles he impersonates. He never killed anyone and and he showed his arguments for all the theft as taking a banana off your “coworker’s” desk that they weren’t going to eat isn’t really a criminal action, so technically the only crimes committed were some of the crimes commented above. Edit: looked more into it and death via negligence is still manslaughter, so I’m wrong about the manslaughter charge.
@@ynam.2622Nono see, It wasn't 47 being a negligent worker, he was simply doing his job as a crane operator/electrician/ and DJ. The victims were the negligent ones walking into hazardous environments without proper PPE like, Thames wasn't wearing a hard hat :P
- Impersonation, sure. - Stealing? Nah he put everywhere back, only borrowing. - Trespassing wdym that's clearly someone else. - It's only manslaughter if you're legally liable!
There are genuinely some genius jokes in this video that serve a double purpose of keeping the viewer entertained and distracting them from questioning your actions. 4:30 "With a code that was revealed to me in a dream." 5:45 "I'd argue this is an emergency, cus I've been told there's a Hitman in the building!"
Honestly great video. Nicely edited, funny & well written script with a good voice over. This is the first video I've watched of yours and it hopefully wont be the last so keep up the good work dude 👍
@@sinteleon in a court that would be hard to prove especially since the floor has plastic on it meaning an attorney could push a jury to believe dianne had premeditated the murder which is way worse and on top of that she didn’t notify the authorities which would make her guilty in the eyes of everyone
@@Andy47357 Except, she did it in plain sight of security guards (aka effectively authorities), which are also key witnesses in this case; You basically have 3 witnesses, including 2 security guards who are NOT in Diane's employ and started clearing the body from the scene. (granted this is assuming said guards recover from their banana knockouts, though it is highly likely said guards also communicated the incident before starting to move the corpse regardless) Regardless, there would be a clear instance of sabotauge of evidence by the security guards to pin anything on Diane; their fingerprints would be all over the bodybag used to move the corpse. Also, the floor having plastic on it also further proves the point of it being in self defense, against pre-mediated murder on the victim's part, considering the whole area is a setup by the victim to begin with.
47 did not know Diane would stab him. Maybe he thought that she would show the screwdriver as surprise to him. And freezing and panicking is only natural reaction to event.
@Andy47357 Premeditation is irrelevant in a self-defense claim in most jurisdictions. The elements one has to prove tend to be some version of there being an immediate threat of death or grevious bodily harm and that deadly force was the only reasonable way to prevent said threat. Both elements have a fairly strong case here. You can know someone is going to attack you and premeditate stabbing them and if that is the only reasonable way for you to prevent being harmed it is self defense.
Whether or not the law is "sound" in this video means little to me. As the mental gymnastics used to try and justify this playthrough more than makes up for it in entertainment. 10/10, subscribed for more.
I freaking love the fact that Agent 47 signiture weapon is making his enemies slip on Banana peels, it's like he went to the loony toons branch of assasin school
After the 2nd Slip you were Trespassing as per the Games Detection System Which in the slightest case is a Misdemeanor and given the Occupation of Agent 47 Criminal Intent is easily found thus making it a full on Crime You good Sir, Are a Trespasser
@@Doc_606th_Franks_Jaëgers are people going to place you in jail for being in a room where you not allowed in How did you get in? Random hitman:I walked with you Everyone open fires like shotting is worst than being an Trespasser
Dude I love the editing on this. You really went and got alternate footage. Ive watched Hitman content before where people dont reset a messed up 2 Minute "how to get X feat run" when they didnt even manage to pull it of. They basically just explained how you should do it, over footage how you shouldnt do it and uploaded it😂.
About that Banana... if a simple safety inspection was done, they would have posted warning signs and moved patrol pathes away from dangerous areas. So yes, a simple safety inspection could have prevented those banana accidents too.
Hang on wait, if you are pretending to be an investigator, an investigator is apart of the police force, and impersonating a police officer is a crime which means you failed.
14:40 Though not necessarily an illegal detail alongside the other stuff, Jeremy's route after being fired is to call his mom then look for his friend (Royce's bodyguard). Not that 47 would really know about this, but since you also killed the friend with the fire along with your target, Jeremy will kill himself as a result of not being able to find him so there could be some accessory to suicide charge or whatever it would be. Could be argued that incapacitation of someone to prevent themselves from killing themselves is justified in some degree, idk.
Yeah, I would say detaining someone to prevent them from committing suicide would be excusable in the eyes of the law, but he wouldn't be required to do so. 47 didn't actively encourage the guy to kill himself (by telling the him to do so) or assist him in killing himself (by providing the means to accomplish it). Even if he had done one of those things, they are only illegal in certain places.
Well in Germany not helping someone is considered illegal, so teeeechnically you committed a crime at 11:08. (Love the video, keep up the good work man)
Hope you enjoy the video :) I failed to mention this in the video (my bad) but this idea was done first by OnionButter, his video is great and if you enjoy hitman you should definitely check out his channel, though im sure many of you already have heh.
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I thought you would’ve got the sniper to take out Vidal and the wife to take out Yates. It’s not a crime because you didn’t pull the trigger or push Yates off the balcony but I liked your way too.
There are laws that make it so that if someone stops and illegal thing from happening, they will not face penalty for stuff that would otherwise be illegal. Which basically means if you do something illegal to stop something illegal, it's becomes legal. And considering the illegal homeless person mind control stuff, that under such circumstances would allow you to commit an illegal act would that becomes legal. And for berlin, oh gee that safety stuff. A good lawyer might be able to win you a case, therefore making it effectively legal.
M'lord tis was huta fine video
But one small issue...
16:00 driving a motorbike without a helmet is illegal!
Thank u for addressing this :)
I don't see how people think trespassing is bad like if I see a bald emotionless 6 foot man with a banana in his hand I wold happily let him through
“Can i beat hitman in a way that would get the case dismissed in court?”
Well there's the judge....
47's Lawyer argues he is a non-verbal handicapped adult. He likes to play dress up, crawl on the floor, and climb through windows!
Case closed!
If your good that’s just the normal ways
Attempted murder could be considered
if ur rich you can get away with normal hitman
the FIRST -kill- incidental death being the target slipping on a banana peel off the tallest building in the world is HILARIOUS
Agent Thames is so reckless...doing that without wearing a hard hat cmon man, he was definitely responsible for his own death
Yes
1,1k likes and 1 comment? n o.
C’mon guys, there’s regulations for reasons. They might seem silly, but it’s important to remember that they’re usually written after the fact, often in blood.
Regarding his death, it's also not legal to steal from the trash in Germany since that belongs to the public garbage service.
@@DKdropYeah, but anything that is likely to drop on your head in a construction site will cave your head regardless of hard hats
In other situations they might be useful, but regulations are often made by people who don't know anything of what they have to regulate for safety
10:15 What a noble young man. Doing his best to repair the club's electricity even though he knows nothing about electric work. How brave of him such a kind man.
Diana pulling her hairs out with this one. "47 this isn't even silent assassin any more just JUST PLEASE DO A CRIME"
This was so hilarious: ‘it’s not illegal; I’m sounding the alarm because there’s a hitman in the building’ keep up the great work 👍
I happen to know that there is a hitmen in the building.
Yeah, that one got me laughing too
That's not true through.
The "hitman" accusations are slander. He's a perfectly law abiding citizen.
@@isaz2425 That's his profession. Any crimes implied are only that- implications.
To be fair there had also been a death just moments earlier, I think sounding the alarm to warn others that the area is potentially deadly was a reasonable course of action.
You, a Good Samaritan, attempted to power up the dysfunctional crane. When you saw Agent Thames move into the danger zone, you did what any safety-conscious crane operator would by attempting to move the hazard. The crane was in greater disrepair than you could have guessed! Its subsequent fatal malfunction is clearly not your fault.
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Operating heavy equipment without a license
@@geoshark12 you are making the assumption that agent 47 *isn't* licensed to use heavy machinery.
@@enderking5220 you have to be licensed by the company that owns the equipment
@@geoshark12 That's just standard Agent 47 homework! He prepares all of his... uh... events... to that degree of thoroughness.
You’re not sleeping tonight.
4:50 Disorderly Conduct
5:45 Lying to cover up a crime is illegal.
6:14 Trespassing
The whole dartmoor thing can be legal if 47 didn’t uncover the murder. Otherwise it’s illegal.
10:15 “Whosoever unlawfully damages or destroys an object belonging to another shall be liable to imprisonment not exceeding two years or a fine” -German Law.
10:30 2 accounts of manslaughter and property damage. (Or self defense! But if you say why, 47 gets charged by everything from the hitman games :/)
11:40 Premeditated Murder. You thought of how to do it.
12:02 Trespassing
12:22 Destruction of property. Technically the crime of sabotage but i wont count it. (Sabotage Under Federal Law There can be various levels of criminal intent necessary to achieve the crime. Under 18 U.S.C. Section 2155, a person commits sabotage if they: Act with intent to injure, interfere with, or obstruct. Note this is U.S law not German law, and he is Berlin)
"Where the immovables or movables of units or individuals are requisitioned or if they are damaged or lost thereafter, compensations shall be made therefor" - Property Law of the People's Republic of China. This means every item taken in Chongqing is a crime.
13:03 "Trespassing can have both civil and criminal consequences. A property owner may be able to sue someone who enters their land without permission. Meanwhile, the trespasser also may face charges."
13:05 Accomplice to any murders commited from when you got hired to now (i think thats how it would work, thats probably not accurate)
13:35 Trespassing, Possible Wrongful Termination.
13:53 I'll assume you reloaded save.
14:05 Evading or eluding the police is a crime. It could count here.
14:13 That guy is either blind or an Accessory. Charge for him!
14:20 Possible wrongful termination x3
15:00 Trespassing
15:07 Trespassing
15:14 Battery if it did happen.
15:30 Tormenting, presumably
15:47 Property Damage.
17:17 Not property damage as he is cutting grapes as the wine field is already doing. Much faster than the actual employees i might add?
18:21 Destruction of Yates's property.
19:05 isnt it a crime not to report one?
21:21 He was looking ahead, presumably unknowing of the banana. Could make you liable for intentionally putting it right there.
On top of all the Impersonation charges and such.
Crime count: 23 + Impersonation charges, Chongqing stealing, Chongqing Accomplice kills.
@@iLoveBuckets69 Everything.
When he escaped with the scooter he didn't have a helmet
@@hu031goWE GOTTEM NOW!
What about the crime of Parkour
10:15 it could be argued damage was not intentional, however manipulation with specialized equipment outside of your contract/qualification is against Occupational Safety and Health laws - DJ should not attempt any electrician work under any circumstances
0:07 fun fact: In the UK, the Salmon Act of 1986 actually states that it is illegal to “handle salmon in suspicious circumstances”
Suspicious circumstances basically means that specific salmon has been illegally fished or that salmon-that has come from an illegal source-has been received, retained, removed, or disposed of
IS THAT FISH JENGA?
“POLICE! IS THAT FUCKING FISH JENGA!?”
not the salmon dealers
@@bengard18 *NO-*
so glad someone else understands this. it seriously annoys me when "handling salmon under suspicious circumstances" is brought up as an example of a silly law.
erm no, it's simply that it's illegal to handle (buy, sell, store or transport) salmon (or other fish which where later added to the act) that it is reasonable to suspect had been poached.
"It is an emergency. There's a hitman in the building." lol
"Handling salmon in suspicious circumstances" has to be one of the greatest lines I have ever heard.
Actual law in the UK btw, you can't play Fish Jenga there
@@thesteamengineer442 That is hilarious. I didn't even know fish Jenga was a thing.
@chrishan7178 I mean it is and isn't real. It's a joke Sam o' Nella made in one of his vids, but also you could play Jenga with fish, just not in the UK
I mean it sounds funny, but its basically just a law to make it easier to convict people for poaching salmon.
"IS THAT FUCKING FISH JENGA??!"
To be fair, how menacing would it be if a man in a suit walked up to you holding a fish
Um... I-I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' about?
D-Do you have any idea, any idea who that is?
Basically - kind of a big deal!
To be fair, I think it depends on the size of the fish. Menacingly approach a tree, wielding a herring? Go right ahead, buddy. Glide out of the shadows, holding the tail of a Persona-sized Guardian fish, draped across the length of your shoulders? This might appear impolite and concerning in a social setting.
Depends on who it is, like for example, it probably wouldn't be menacing if it was a fisherman
It's actually illegal to handle fish suspiciously in London (outdated law not actually acted upon)
"Hey, drop the fish!"
Trespassing isn't illegal if they're in danger, and there is currently a hitman on the loose (I think).
nuh uh, there is a law abiding citizen on the loose
Trespass is a civil matter and not covered by criminal law unless other offences are committed (UK)
Fun fact:most npc’s in the game during panic run into private rooms
I believe if not properly posted, ie: NO TRESPASSING, then you are able to enter an area. Of course that's not to say ignorance does not abstain you from the law.
Chicago IL. USA.
Tripping an alarm also isn't illegal if it is done to properly notify of an emergency. And the known existence of a hitman in the vicinity would be very legal grounds to trigger the alarm...even if the hitman is the one doing it.
11:23 when you’re supposed to be one of 10 elite assassins hired to kill the most dangerous man in the world… but you’d lose to Kevin McCallister.
He didnt impersonate a guard, hes an undercover saftey inspector
Think of it this way, it isn't so much a "I followed the law" challenge as it is a "If I was arrested this is how Saul Goodman would argue my innocence and succeed" challenge
Fun fact! In many U.S. states, it only counts as trespassing if you are explicitly told that you cannot be in an area via signage or in person, or are there to steal, harass, or damage property. Provided you don't cause any damage to people or their property, you shouldn't have to worry about trespassing char..... oh, huh, dang
Specifically just steal, harass, or damage property? Murder would be off the hook then unless it's by some kind of juice presser
I learned a LOT about trespassing bylaws because I had to defend myself in court once. After a concert I was looking for the tour bus because the band notoriously hung out with fans after their shows and signed autographs. But I got lost in the parking garage and went through a "restricted" door that was totally open, so the No Trespassing sign wasn't visible. A cop saw me and decided he was bored enough to enforce it. I managed to win the case because the security camera showed that the door had been left open... BY THE COP.
@@ZenoDLC attempted murder is a crime anyway, so it doesn't really matter whether or not it counts as trespassing
@@mathmagician8191 Won't trespassing add to the sentence?
@@mxx720 That's insane, and I applaud you. 😂
“Your honour, my client clearly didn’t break ANY laws. Just a tiny bit of trespassing, and messing with electronics for the purpose of harm, and only a small bit of impersonation.”
I read that with Saul Goodman's voice
He never said he was someone else. They just assumed.
@@SturmGamerxD724 EXACTLY. I never said ANYTHING about impersonation. Just ignore that part at the very end…
@@SturmGamerxD724 "Your honor, my client never said he was police officer, he simply likes to hang around police station dressed as one."
In the UK a lot of trespassing isn't a criminal offence, but a civil one, so as long as they don't press charges it's fine.
In that world fuses are so rare and expensive, no building has them installed at the power substation of each floor... yet functional ones are thrown in the trash.
12:44 I'd argue that one could've been avoided. Deep enough water to drown in, no railing at all, accident waiting to happen. He wouldn't have slipped and fell in the water if they just had railings
I am pretty sure you can just kill all Berlin targets using that screwdriver in close combat after they attack you. Since they aren't authorised to use deadly force by state, it will be considered self-defense
I love how the government can just decide there allowed to murder you :3
after they attack you would be too late. self defense is the act of stopping the attack, or repeating attacks. if the other person stopped himself you cant retaliate and calling it self defense.
also you cant just use any force. especially lethal with lethal weapons (or tools that used as weapons in this case) you can only use slightly more force than the aggressor to overpower them. if they use lethal forces you can use lethal forces but a hit is usually not lethal.
in a trial you can make excuses for why you used more force than you wanted (like beeing in panic and the pistol the aggressor dropped was right beside you so you took it and shoot without aiming when the aggressor charged at you again) but this is still a crime it is just without consequences for you.
@@mauer1 It depends on state/country laws. Typically if someone is out to kill you with full intent, you can administer lethal force. Clearly if people are rolling up on you with guns, they have full intent to kill you, making it self defense. If the law for that place is different then that sucks, but where I'm from if someone tries to kill you you can basically do whatever.
@@dingdawngwell mission is called berlin so i would assume its in germany.
Its more about the options the defender has and if there are options to not kill the attacker that might already tip over the scale.
and lets be real here the player in these missions has all the possibilities to not kill (outside of mission design), 007 is by far outmatching these ai opponents.
I'm not a lawyer, this isn't legal advice - I'm just some nerd looking up laws on the internet and doing his best to interpret them.
From the Bürgerliches Gesetzbuch (or civil law book) of Germany:
Section 226 disallows exercising any right for the sole purpose of causing damage to another. Amusingly this probably makes the banana kill illegal whereas just killing them after they start attacking might not be.
Section 227 allows actions to ward off unlawful assault. So regardless of 47's other actions on the scene, he is legally allowed to defend himself against any and all civilian and criminal attackers for the purpose of stopping the assault.
Section 230 (1) clarifies that self-defence must use the least force necessary. In the context of the game, this could be interpreted to mean that if the targets assault 47 and you don't have any non-lethal actions available to take, you'd be legally allowed to use deadly force, even if the targets wouldn't have used lethal force themselves. However, fleeing the scene of the attack is also an act of self-defence and must be considered as a possible action to take in response to the assault.
I'm not entirely familiar with the enforcement of German law, but I faintly remember that people under investigation and on trial for self-defence should never concede that they could have taken another action and should insist at all times without fail that they felt their safety was at risk and they saw no recourse other than the actions they took.
The story of the game mentions these agents were sent with the explicit mission and instructions to kill 47, so self-defence absolutely applies. You'd only have to find a way to justify killing.
The way that the banana caused the guard to yeet the body bag down the stairs was an especially good touch.
“A code that was revealed to me in a dream”
Fucking hell, that got me rolling, 10/10
That shit killed me 😂😂
Fr I loved it
0:51 *confused American noises*
14:11
Guard rn: "Wha- I'm not gonna tell simply just because I feel bad."
To be fair since the Berlin agents are literally hunting you down i feel like you could build a case where you just "happened" to be caught with a gun near and had no choice but to kill them all in self defense!
You'd need a gun license. That's too much hassle, is there any way to kill them in self defence with a melee weapon?
@@dumb214 I'm pretty sure self defense lets you use whatever is near to defend yourself. But yeah, you can kill them all with screwdrivers as well i suppose
@@coconoisettebut you need to argue, why you needed to kill the person, and not did less damage
@@schwingedeshaehers They are trained hitmen sent to kill you, I think you could argue it is reasonable to believe lethal force is necessary
In Belgium at least those laws are ignored in case of self defense such as these. @@dumb214
Remember kids
When you're visiting the highest building in the world, watch out for banana peels laying around the ledges without railings
Lying not laying.
I appreciate that you don't count using disguises as illegal. Like, irl if a guy just walked into someplace and changed his clothes, nobody would bat an eye unless he was trespassing in order to do so
As long as one didn’t expose themselves in the process 😂😂
Im sure that'd still count as stealing, if not from the idividual who left their uniform there, or if its the companies surplus stock for new employees. Let alone the tresspassing it requires to likely obtain and facilitate the need of a disguise to get around.
But that'd really make the game impossible then.
Wearing a costume is not illegal ✅
The ways you obtain them in this game... pretty sure they'd all still be illegal. Stealing at a minimum, and usually trespassing does seem to be required ❎
Starting locations and their outfits, though... I think that's fair game. We can only assume someone (perhaps foolishly) hired Agent 47 for said job.
Also some of these disguises could be considered illegal impersonation but surely not all of them right?
it is still a crime, not your cloth, the borrowing argument usually do not work, not that it matters, as that would be still illegal, just a lesser crime. taking the bananas and other items also stealing, as they are not yours. (maybe the staff in dartmor not counts as stealing, as you had the right for investigating.) littering is a crime in some places and still not ok otherwise.
@archerelms impersonating law enforcement, yes impersonating kitchen staff garnderers or other occupations that 47 can, no plus as you said going back to the starting locations it's entirely possible 47 was just hired for the jobs (and hence was given a uniform)
11:30 that fuse didn't belong in that recycling bin, so you did your civic duty by removing it from said bin and putting it back
One day this bald guy appears out of nowhere with perfect knowledge of where all the bananas are, and just beelines for them.
“Then I opened this safe with a code that was revealed to me in a dream”
😂😂😭
4:30
@@TheOriginalElkstone0:00
Stanley parable aah vibe
Can't argue with that logic.
I mean, is it illegal to type in a random code and randomly getting the correct one by sheer luck?
ideas: In Berlin, you can get yourself acquitted on Self Defense charges by legally entering the club (starting at the club entrance), getting spotted by Agent Price and having him fire at you first, and fighting back. This is because any obituary will eventually discover that the ICA were not club patrons nor staff.
Starting locations are lore accurate to your challenge.
You can say 47 went and actually got employed and went through all the red tape to legally get that position (both business position and strategic position).
Don getting absolutely YEETED down the stairs in a body bag was the perfect "this is a serious game" highlight lol
Making the target die by slipping on a banana peel and fall to their death is fucking hilarious
I saw an interesting solution for Berlin in a video by OnionButter, were he tried to not kill anyone.
He would just put leaking gas canisters in particular spots, were the targets despite the obvious leak would decide to smoke a cigarette.
I reckon that intentionally leaving leaking gas canisters around places is probably criminal negligence, though.
No more negligent then the entire club though 😂@@edwardking9359
@@edwardking9359 Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer and the original comment is not legal advice 🤪
@@edwardking9359this entire video is criminal negligence
@@edwardking9359 Nah I just dropped the canister, I didn't know it was leaking afterwards, and then I was seized with severe back pain and couldn't pick it up
“A death in the hands of greed and negligence.” Bro this video is so funny I love it
That banana kill at 3:30 was so clean, I’ve seen a couple no kill runs and it usually takes other people dozens of attempts just placing one banana with 0 coins and hoping or literally needed to bring in 100 bananas to do it which isn’t exactly vanilla
only problem here, is that he broke another law. Don't know the specific law, but setting up a booby trap (and especially on another person's property) with the intent of harming an individual is quite illegal. to get into said position he also commited identity fraud (taking a guards disguise)
@@Le_Flatfish everything he did ended in someone dying from his involvement which would be a crime, its not possible to intentionally kill a target without it being a crime as even the mastermind in a crime ring is still a criminal even if he's never directly committed any of the crimes himself
@@Le_Flatfish Yeah, for the challenge to work at all, you have to disregard Criminal Negligence.
@@Le_Flatfish What intent? Look, hitman is just their name, it's not their intent to hurt anyone! And it's not a boob trap, it is a piece of fruit placed in a place where no sensible person would slip on it.
Just wearing an outfit isn't identity fraud, you just like dressing up.
@@bramvanduijn8086 For Bram's special he uses his gaslighting card lol
3:35 If this is logic, I raise a quote from Halo Reach: “I once met a soldier who told me he thought his weapon was a time machine. He wasn't killing the enemy, but moving them forward to a time when they were no longer alive.”
Ive never actually played these games, but the fact that characters actually slip on bananas is amazing
that banana ledge kill had me WHEEZING. Would love a ruleset that are physical comedy kills only. Slipping on bananas is the obvious one, but I'm sure someone sufficiently clever could come up with others :)
The moose kill from Hitman 1 would probably fit
"Now watch and learn, here's the deal, he'll slip and slide on this banana peel!"
@@sweatyskeleton7390 The giant fish yeeting the guy off the docks in Miami too.
Agent Thames slowly and dramatically falling over after having an entire cement wheel dropped on him is absolute comedy gold
That Handling Salmon in suspicious circumstances reminded me to actually be careful about that law.
This is the best video I have ever seen on youtube. The humour, the creativity and the way you sticked to the challenge. god dayum.
Watching a Lawful Hitman gameplay with Driftveil city playing in the back is something I didn't know I needed, good vid bro ❤
19:18 the "friendship is important" line almost made me spit out my coffee. This whole video is brilliant.
"The fictional land of England" paired with the Driftveil City theme put me on the floor lmaooo
I love that carrying a fish isn't illegal, but carrying on while being suspicious is
Like, that's a real world law, it's wonderful
*GO GO FISH Sword 🐟!*
well.. you could carry a salmon suspiciously in like england and get arrested or something
That is littering, Agent 47 isn't placing a banana down, he places the skin.
That means skins it, swallows the fruit bit whole leaving only the skin, which is definitely litter.
banana skins are edible! he just got too full so saved them (in the floor) to eat later
I didn't sign up for this expecting a comedy, 10/10
I saw onionbutter's first but actually found this more entertaining; his was very by the book with well defined rules, whereas you embraced the chaos and had a lot more room for jokes because of it
I desperately want to see Agent 47 try to pursue a normal life. He's so hyperfixated on assassination that seeing him trying to give a house tour is perfectly intriguing, I love it
Agent 47 retired after the first hitman game to become the gardener of Gontranno Church.
But that didnt last @MrGhosta5
Ad if you watch him tour the house, he says some interesting things about it, like a red floor hiding 'stains' and a bathroom being slippery and dangerous.
In Berlin, you know all 10 guys are out to kill you. Literally just capping them with a gun can be called self defense. It's not exactly cut and dry, but you can try doing it in a way that you can easily explain in court. Maybe get caught by them so they shoot first. Self defense laws are a bit different in Germany. I don't know exactly how it works but their word for self defense is like "necessity defense" and it includes more than just defending yourself.
Sidenote: Beating Chongqing without committing a crime is impossible because everything's illegal in China.
Not exactly easily explained in court it would be a long legal battle with your lawyers having to prove that you didn’t use excessive force
@@lamp1585 If they shoot you (or even prepare to), that's a reasonable case.
@@lamp1585 In german self defense laws your action isn't weighted against the attackers except for really extreme cases. So if someone tries to attack you (drawing a gun, trying to charge you) you are allowed to use lethal force if that will stop the attack.
I argue that Agent Swan’s death could be avoided via safety inspection. That was a GROSS lack of handrails.
11:36 Well, Thames was breaking Occupational Health & Safety by standing beneath a suspended load. It was only a matter of time before he was involved in an unavoidable workplace accident.
even more so the crane operator is liable for leaving the controls unattended while there was a suspended load
highly negligent of them
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Before watching the video:
How are you supposed to do it without impersonation, stealing, tresspassing or hell, even manslaughter?
After watching:
Yeah he did all of that in the first mission, kinda figured
To be fair the only one he technically did there was trespassing and impersonation. Which trespassing is a civil case, so technically should be ok for the run, and knowing agent 47 he should, in theory, be qualified for all the roles he impersonates. He never killed anyone and and he showed his arguments for all the theft as taking a banana off your “coworker’s” desk that they weren’t going to eat isn’t really a criminal action, so technically the only crimes committed were some of the crimes commented above.
Edit: looked more into it and death via negligence is still manslaughter, so I’m wrong about the manslaughter charge.
@@ynam.2622Nono see, It wasn't 47 being a negligent worker, he was simply doing his job as a crane operator/electrician/ and DJ. The victims were the negligent ones walking into hazardous environments without proper PPE like, Thames wasn't wearing a hard hat :P
In the first mission wasn’t he applying for a job in that building, which he got hired for? A man’s got a right to work, don’t y’know?
- Impersonation, sure.
- Stealing? Nah he put everywhere back, only borrowing.
- Trespassing wdym that's clearly someone else.
- It's only manslaughter if you're legally liable!
@@TheAdvertisement
There is no impersonating.
Please grow up, he did not pretend to be anyone and let people assumed.
"ooh piece of candy, ooh piece of candy"
The intro is just the plot to Hitman Silent Assassin in which Agent 47 tries to retire and becomes a Catholic Monk.
11:33 "Your honor, in my defense....he made it really easy."
“A clear violation of the computer misuse act” 😂
0:10 Hey! Drop the fish, you hear?
There are genuinely some genius jokes in this video that serve a double purpose of keeping the viewer entertained and distracting them from questioning your actions.
4:30 "With a code that was revealed to me in a dream."
5:45 "I'd argue this is an emergency, cus I've been told there's a Hitman in the building!"
the crane bit made me realize this is like if ghost trick was about killing more people instead of saving them
that first banana slip was hilarious. you are the most creative hitman for sure
Honestly great video. Nicely edited, funny & well written script with a good voice over. This is the first video I've watched of yours and it hopefully wont be the last so keep up the good work dude 👍
22:03 you’re accessory to murder by letting Diane kill him
To be fair, it's arguably self-defense on Diane's part. At the very least, the guards seems to think so too.
@@sinteleon in a court that would be hard to prove especially since the floor has plastic on it meaning an attorney could push a jury to believe dianne had premeditated the murder which is way worse and on top of that she didn’t notify the authorities which would make her guilty in the eyes of everyone
@@Andy47357 Except, she did it in plain sight of security guards (aka effectively authorities), which are also key witnesses in this case; You basically have 3 witnesses, including 2 security guards who are NOT in Diane's employ and started clearing the body from the scene.
(granted this is assuming said guards recover from their banana knockouts, though it is highly likely said guards also communicated the incident before starting to move the corpse regardless)
Regardless, there would be a clear instance of sabotauge of evidence by the security guards to pin anything on Diane; their fingerprints would be all over the bodybag used to move the corpse.
Also, the floor having plastic on it also further proves the point of it being in self defense, against pre-mediated murder on the victim's part, considering the whole area is a setup by the victim to begin with.
47 did not know Diane would stab him. Maybe he thought that she would show the screwdriver as surprise to him. And freezing and panicking is only natural reaction to event.
@Andy47357 Premeditation is irrelevant in a self-defense claim in most jurisdictions. The elements one has to prove tend to be some version of there being an immediate threat of death or grevious bodily harm and that deadly force was the only reasonable way to prevent said threat. Both elements have a fairly strong case here. You can know someone is going to attack you and premeditate stabbing them and if that is the only reasonable way for you to prevent being harmed it is self defense.
21:18 the way he throws the body is sending me 😂
That one guard yeeting the bodybag down the stairs did send me
Whether or not the law is "sound" in this video means little to me. As the mental gymnastics used to try and justify this playthrough more than makes up for it in entertainment. 10/10, subscribed for more.
I freaking love the fact that Agent 47 signiture weapon is making his enemies slip on Banana peels, it's like he went to the loony toons branch of assasin school
4:31 *and then I open the safe with a code which was revealed to me in a dream.*
inception reference
5:50 "this clearly is an emergency... because I've been told there's a hitman in the building" XD
First mission in the end while going down the ladder : TRESPASSING
After the 2nd Slip you were Trespassing as per the Games Detection System
Which in the slightest case is a Misdemeanor and given the Occupation of Agent 47 Criminal Intent is easily found thus making it a full on Crime
You good Sir, Are a Trespasser
Trespassing is a civil matter, not criminal
@@alexdavies7367depends
Trespassing isn’t wrong, it’s just Morally Questionable, he said it himself
@@Doc_606th_Franks_Jaëgers
are people going to place you in jail for being in a room where you not allowed in
How did you get in?
Random hitman:I walked with you
Everyone open fires
like shotting is worst than being an Trespasser
I'll let the Dran know.
This channel is severely underrated. You deserve so much more subscribers
"Simply leaving my property in a safe place and planning to pick it up when I am hungry"
Why does it sound so right..
“Today we arrive in the fictional land of England” lmao
14:10
“Don’t snitch” 💀
He ain’t no snitch
lol 😂
Guard: "I don't get paid enough for this"
kudos to you for the effort you spent for making this, i cant imagine how long it must have taken
It’s illegal to impersonate a guard or officer
Hes not impersonating hes cosplaying!
He got the job with his own skills
yeah
police yes but security?
@@cysa9008 yes still
The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wall.
Dude I love the editing on this. You really went and got alternate footage. Ive watched Hitman content before where people dont reset a messed up 2 Minute "how to get X feat run" when they didnt even manage to pull it of. They basically just explained how you should do it, over footage how you shouldnt do it and uploaded it😂.
I have to say tho this safety hazard of a berlin nightclub wouldnt have flown under german regulations😂
You should try this on the hitman 1 and 2 maps as well I would love to see how they turn put
It’s only illegal if you get caught.
19:42 You´re so good and funny at the same time!! lmao
About that Banana... if a simple safety inspection was done, they would have posted warning signs and moved patrol pathes away from dangerous areas. So yes, a simple safety inspection could have prevented those banana accidents too.
"Your honor, my client only accidentally murdered 2 agents to a sick af beat drop, how can that be illegal?"
Technically you could have fought the guards in the Yates mission to protect yourself, so it would’ve counted as self defense
dying bc of a banana and a coin is just so funny
Hang on wait, if you are pretending to be an investigator, an investigator is apart of the police force, and impersonating a police officer is a crime which means you failed.
Not if he's a private investigator
If your talking about Dartmoor, he’s a private investigator, which means it’s legal
"PRIVATE" investigator
The bananas are HILARIOUS! THe best is the synchronized slip and falls in Mendoza!
That alone worth the price of admission.
Bravo!
The usage of the Persona soundtrack is phenomenal throughout this video
What's truly criminal is how you don't have more subscribers!
14:40 Though not necessarily an illegal detail alongside the other stuff, Jeremy's route after being fired is to call his mom then look for his friend (Royce's bodyguard). Not that 47 would really know about this, but since you also killed the friend with the fire along with your target, Jeremy will kill himself as a result of not being able to find him so there could be some accessory to suicide charge or whatever it would be. Could be argued that incapacitation of someone to prevent themselves from killing themselves is justified in some degree, idk.
Yeah, I would say detaining someone to prevent them from committing suicide would be excusable in the eyes of the law, but he wouldn't be required to do so. 47 didn't actively encourage the guy to kill himself (by telling the him to do so) or assist him in killing himself (by providing the means to accomplish it). Even if he had done one of those things, they are only illegal in certain places.
Well in Germany not helping someone is considered illegal,
so teeeechnically you committed a crime at 11:08.
(Love the video, keep up the good work man)
I mean u can say "I was surprised and didn't have time to react to the situation"
You could also say the pool was too deep and you were risking personal harm by trying to help. Did you see how that agent sank?
I love this video, fun storytelling and your sense of humour is great. Come back to watch it every now and then
The chill Persona 5 music playing as you explain how you’ll legally kill the target is a weird combination
Video starts when the video fucking starts