YOU vs XENOMORPH - How Can You Defeat and Survive It (Alien Movie)

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  • @TheInfographicsShow
    @TheInfographicsShow  6 років тому +1635

    How would you defeat him? Who would you call to fight by your side?

    • @shaharizard4413
      @shaharizard4413 6 років тому +168

      Train a predator or just get a shotgun

    • @luisrojasgarcia160
      @luisrojasgarcia160 6 років тому +46

      if got a queen, you better make a true bait of animals together large enough for lure the queen interest for send her drones and with a decent success rate of get it with a beneficial ratio beetween Drones Gained/Drones Lost. Aprox, make it beetween a 1,25 1,5 (with tactical and automatic turrets). She will move almost 70% of the hive for sure, then use the gun you said at the end of the video to destroy the hive from head to toe. You need to kill the queen with an avalanche or stunt her for get the others aliens stunned. As long as she is stunned kill her, that will start a frenzy in the royal guard towards you. But most other aliens should be disposable. If lucky enough you will kill them too with the avalanche. And even so, no victory guaranteed.
      If only the alien alone... That will be insanely difficult... i will call a Elite predator. Normal predator will be probably fucked too.

    • @kellantaylor9559
      @kellantaylor9559 6 років тому +56

      I would want mr infrographic cause he knows everything

    • @the-cr4pq
      @the-cr4pq 6 років тому +83

      Goku

    • @joshuaferrer6693
      @joshuaferrer6693 6 років тому +33

      Ghostbusters

  • @sasasa1541
    @sasasa1541 4 роки тому +1430

    If I knew that xenomorphs existed I wouldn’t build every spaceship with massive vents big enough for a 7 foot monster.

  • @Channelname224
    @Channelname224 6 років тому +4297

    Do a Fortnite Dance in front of it, the electro receptors will pick up max cringe and kill it in 0.5 seconds

  • @stephenridolfi6464
    @stephenridolfi6464 5 років тому +367

    I'm sure out of over 5,000 comments someone had to mention this, but just in case... Alfred Nobel did not invent TNT (trinitrotoluen) but rather found a way of stabilizing nitroglycerin by using a material to absorb and hold it. This stabilized nitroglycerin is called dynamite.

    • @nomasan
      @nomasan 5 років тому +3

      Stephen Ridolfi yeah. i remember watching a movie about him. using corals or a kind of sponge that absorbed the nitroglycerin made it possible to safely keep it stored, not instantly exploding the house as soon as it‘s shaken a bit.

    • @combat5809
      @combat5809 5 років тому +4

      NERD

    • @boristhealien
      @boristhealien 5 років тому +3

      Someone did mention this: You. :3

    • @bunnyg404
      @bunnyg404 5 років тому +1

      I wanted to give a like firts bt now ic♋

    • @aychazyt6987
      @aychazyt6987 5 років тому

      Stephen Ridolfi I read that in a book

  • @grandblitz5641
    @grandblitz5641 5 років тому +181

    Psh, everyone knows that a xenomorph’s greatest weakness is an open airlock. No grenades or launchers needed.

  • @kernelsanders7526
    @kernelsanders7526 5 років тому +1703

    Infogarphics: “the xenomorph is the most formidable predator”
    Predator: am I a joke to you?

    • @snuggleton1591
      @snuggleton1591 5 років тому +131

      Kernel sanders actually it takes some of the most skilled of the predators to hunt xenomorphs, there were predator casualties caused by xenomorphs as seen in AVP

    • @billcipher3180
      @billcipher3180 5 років тому +123

      predators use weapons xenomorphs ARE weapons

    • @DuckiestBoat959
      @DuckiestBoat959 5 років тому +3

      yes

    • @nadermanna
      @nadermanna 5 років тому +27

      @@billcipher3180 but still predators are still stronger

    • @houseofbass
      @houseofbass 5 років тому +4

      How did the Xenomorphs even get to earth inn AvP 1

  • @evaristegalois6282
    @evaristegalois6282 6 років тому +1592

    Defeating a xenomorph? Sounds like a job for the Men in Black, not for me

  • @josephalvarez6298
    @josephalvarez6298 6 років тому +471

    “I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

    • @greenarrow5802
      @greenarrow5802 6 років тому +2

      Joseph Alvarez get Batman

    • @greenarrow5802
      @greenarrow5802 6 років тому +1

      R Johnson screw that get Batman or death stroke or ras or nightwing

    • @greenarrow5802
      @greenarrow5802 6 років тому +1

      R Johnson how about Deathstroke green arrow

    • @thedarkmaster4747
      @thedarkmaster4747 6 років тому +4

      It would be next to you in the ship. Aliens always survive being nuked - via sneakyness.

    • @thedarkmaster4747
      @thedarkmaster4747 6 років тому +2

      R Johnson As you die to achieve this heroic feat, there is already an egg if not at the very least a face hugger(they don't die if they don't move.) in the cargo hold. All the aliens need is 1 alien of any form to win. Aliens can eat more things than goats can to survive.

  • @Dreadhead669
    @Dreadhead669 4 роки тому +40

    1:55 " hello my baby, hello my honey"
    Can't be the only one waited for this.

    • @hazelthexenomorph6006
      @hazelthexenomorph6006 3 роки тому

      In space no one can't you laugh😂
      My brother always make this joke and I love it! Also have a great day or night😄

  • @jamesjackson96
    @jamesjackson96 6 років тому +221

    The video I didn't know I NEEDED from you guys!

    • @mikabakker2471
      @mikabakker2471 6 років тому +3

      jamesjackson96 like it was not enaugh my mother showed that spooky thing to me when i was 7

    • @mikabakker2471
      @mikabakker2471 6 років тому +1

      Mr LegendaryMan tsar bomba the planet they live on

    • @TheInfographicsShow
      @TheInfographicsShow  6 років тому +2

      Well of course! Thank you for watching!

    • @Mtz2604
      @Mtz2604 3 роки тому

      @@mikabakker2471 my mom too! And I got hook to the franchise and still living Xenomorphs. Such a marvelous creature.
      Oh, I also watched silence of the lambs close to my 7s and guess who's my favorite fictional killer and cannibal? Yass
      I thank my mom for allow me to see these gems.

  • @adrianm99
    @adrianm99 5 років тому +251

    You just befriend a predator like in the movie. "The enemy of my enemy is my friend."

    • @hellothere1328
      @hellothere1328 4 роки тому +7

      Free for all games: Am I A Joke To You?

    • @ansonellis443
      @ansonellis443 4 роки тому +6

      Lead to complete war between predators and the aliens two problems solved

    • @russtralia6428
      @russtralia6428 3 роки тому +1

      perks of having a pred daddy

    • @donaldclay9535
      @donaldclay9535 3 роки тому

      Touche;.

  • @cryowave5031
    @cryowave5031 5 років тому +265

    xenomorph: exists
    russia: i see this as an absolute win

  • @NoMercy745
    @NoMercy745 6 років тому +313

    How to fight a Xenomorph? Fall back and nuke from orbit.

  • @georgebarrand-wood2424
    @georgebarrand-wood2424 6 років тому +856

    Just pull up some of the xenomorph’s homophobic comments from 2010

    • @TehWinnerz
      @TehWinnerz 5 років тому +13

      this deserves some replies.

    • @jakericardo7100
      @jakericardo7100 5 років тому +64

      Or a school picture of it in blackface from 1983.

    • @Arkenstone435
      @Arkenstone435 5 років тому +19

      That’s a little much, a little overkill don’t you think?

    • @chincrise
      @chincrise 5 років тому +10

      this is so fucking good

    • @boristhealien
      @boristhealien 5 років тому +2

      Yeah, I got nothing.

  • @koichikun6938
    @koichikun6938 6 років тому +444

    Lmao because a civilian can definitely get their hands on a fully automatic grenade launcher turret

    • @DonaldJDuck-ql3jj
      @DonaldJDuck-ql3jj 6 років тому +3

      True but that Mk19 aint no joke tho

    • @Peter-rp4xn
      @Peter-rp4xn 6 років тому +9

      @@DonaldJDuck-ql3jj It's too cumbersome.

    • @n1thecaptain965
      @n1thecaptain965 6 років тому +41

      Wait, so your complaining about civilians with turrets, not about xenomorph's coming to Earth and then targeting one specific person of the 7,5 billion. WTF IS YOUR LOGIC?!?

    • @Peter-rp4xn
      @Peter-rp4xn 6 років тому +7

      @@n1thecaptain965 Who said those were the conditions of this scenario?

    • @n1thecaptain965
      @n1thecaptain965 6 років тому +5

      @@Peter-rp4xn, I'm just saying, it's an odd scenario by itself, which makes the grenade launching turret slightly less far fetched.

  • @rob9911
    @rob9911 4 роки тому +102

    2:05 "It is able to quickly mature into an adult drone"
    Me: .....by eating doritos?

    • @mj91212
      @mj91212 4 роки тому +18

      In one of the canonical books, some baby xenomorphs grow big by eating the crew’s supply of canned corn and bread dough.
      There were only 3 bebes, but they ate the 24-person crew’s entire 12-month supply of corn and bread over an 8-hour period. So... I guess they could theoretically sustain themselves off of Doritos, but they would need a LOT of Doritos.

    • @K.sstopmotion7374
      @K.sstopmotion7374 4 роки тому

      LOL

    • @guh7929
      @guh7929 4 роки тому

      @@mj91212 tru dat bro

    • @guh7929
      @guh7929 4 роки тому

      @@mj91212 lots & 2 much for hooman

    • @guh7929
      @guh7929 4 роки тому

      @@mj91212 hissssss

  • @asw-g-64gundamflaurosryuse41
    @asw-g-64gundamflaurosryuse41 6 років тому +297

    Or.... you can do what nature does when a predator becomes to powerful.
    Introduce a better *predator*

    • @beetemup1642
      @beetemup1642 5 років тому +19

      We need to get the Metroids in on this.

    • @freshrot420
      @freshrot420 5 років тому +2

      I'm thinking something like attack elephants, but with more teeth.

    • @informedconsumer5293
      @informedconsumer5293 5 років тому +1

      Be the predator or become the prey, right?

    • @calebcouch718
      @calebcouch718 5 років тому +5

      I love how this went over so many heads...

    • @hiddenlife4906
      @hiddenlife4906 5 років тому +6

      just to say since most missed it, dude is talking about alien v predator

  • @danimationd8886
    @danimationd8886 6 років тому +359

    How to kill xenomorph:
    1. Just use the damn Train Cj

  • @user-mo5kb2wl5d
    @user-mo5kb2wl5d 6 років тому +492

    how to defeat the alien:
    1. be the alien
    2.use a diamond sword with sharpness X

    • @kingdinamo2076
      @kingdinamo2076 6 років тому +12

      3. Thorns lV

    • @aightman9365
      @aightman9365 6 років тому +1

      Fire thingy which i don’t remember the name of

    • @kingdinamo2076
      @kingdinamo2076 6 років тому +3

      Fire aspect Iv

    • @user-mo5kb2wl5d
      @user-mo5kb2wl5d 6 років тому +1

      assfold What about gen2 hyperxenomorph?
      just use a modded sword

    • @ivanlin7271
      @ivanlin7271 6 років тому +1

      Sharpness 10000, knockback 100008

  • @Dominus_Augustus
    @Dominus_Augustus 4 роки тому +62

    Predamorphs (Xenomorph that impregnated a Predator) are an exception to the fire rule. In video games, at the very least, they've been shown to be nearly immune to fire, and can even survive while submerged in lava

  • @mioqa
    @mioqa 6 років тому +133

    5:00 Spits acid at a door... *Door Opens*

  • @redgiaeraser
    @redgiaeraser 5 років тому +233

    Yes, let's use the grenade launcher in a space ship...

    • @MrOutcesticide69
      @MrOutcesticide69 5 років тому +11

      Who suggested using one in a space ship?

    • @Faradayyyyy
      @Faradayyyyy 5 років тому +15

      you're doomed anyway, its blood can melt the ship from inside

    • @eux0379
      @eux0379 4 роки тому

      Thanks for the tip 😊

    • @His_scars
      @His_scars 3 роки тому

      🤦‍♂️🤣

  • @goofygoober2382
    @goofygoober2382 5 років тому +302

    just kindly ask them to leave

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 5 років тому +10

      Goofy Goober your pfp haunts me

    • @goofygoober2382
      @goofygoober2382 5 років тому +7

      @@WickedPhase i love you too

    • @razpootis5802
      @razpootis5802 5 років тому +13

      That only works if you're Canadian.

    • @goofygoober2382
      @goofygoober2382 5 років тому +12

      @@razpootis5802 ohh thats right. aliens only attack america

    • @jadenwale4774
      @jadenwale4774 5 років тому +1

      How to get a alien
      Me:nuclear war head

  • @arcturionblade1077
    @arcturionblade1077 4 роки тому +54

    Bro, did you eat all my Doritos?!
    Xenomorph: *screeching*
    Not cool, man!

  • @whereishere8095
    @whereishere8095 6 років тому +776

    Only Shaggy can defeat them

    • @pusheenosaurous3284
      @pusheenosaurous3284 6 років тому +21

      Shaggy can defeat them with 0.000000000000000000000001% of his power

    • @cantaloupe4018
      @cantaloupe4018 6 років тому +15

      -shaggy walks up to the hive in the center of the xenomorph colony.
      ZOINKS, I’ll have to use 0.8% of my power!

    • @derrik1878
      @derrik1878 6 років тому +4

      No I

    • @mr.voidout4739
      @mr.voidout4739 6 років тому +3

      Shaggy or JC Denton.

    • @ArthurMorgan-cx5xj
      @ArthurMorgan-cx5xj 6 років тому +4

      Johnny Bravo will surely muscle them out!!!

  • @Andreas-vt4lx
    @Andreas-vt4lx 6 років тому +457

    This video prepared me for the future ! Thanks !

    • @thespicyfox9056
      @thespicyfox9056 6 років тому +2

      Andreas 225746 you know it’s Science fiction

    • @FMFvideos
      @FMFvideos 6 років тому +5

      Are you an alien?

    • @Andreas-vt4lx
      @Andreas-vt4lx 6 років тому +2

      @@thespicyfox9056 you know im sarcastic

    • @Andreas-vt4lx
      @Andreas-vt4lx 6 років тому +2

      @@FMFvideos Maybe

    • @stephanobro20154
      @stephanobro20154 6 років тому

      @@thespicyfox9056 its realer than you thi k

  • @evaristegalois6282
    @evaristegalois6282 6 років тому +228

    I’d call John Wick to defeat it for me

  • @quore11
    @quore11 4 роки тому +63

    Xenomorph: I AM INDESTRUCTIBLE
    Flame thrower: Hold my beer

  • @tangeriine4715
    @tangeriine4715 6 років тому +200

    Me:How should I defeat Xenomorph?
    *watch Infographics*
    Me: How should I defeat Hitler?
    *watch Infographics*
    Me: How should I destroy the world?
    ....*watch infographics*

    • @iSlandeRon
      @iSlandeRon 6 років тому

      EmeraldAnimatez watch Trump

    • @ktoskiedys1807
      @ktoskiedys1807 6 років тому +1

      And you still dont know how to do such things, cause infographics have proven that their materials are bullshit.

    • @samuelrodriguez9801
      @samuelrodriguez9801 6 років тому

      @@tangeriine4715 and his profile pic?

    • @tangeriine4715
      @tangeriine4715 6 років тому

      @@samuelrodriguez9801 that too XD

    • @TheInfographicsShow
      @TheInfographicsShow  6 років тому +3

      You're good to go! 💪🏻

  • @limeddasch382
    @limeddasch382 5 років тому +129

    With strong smelling cheese, Jesus and Lego all over the floor.

    • @freshrot420
      @freshrot420 5 років тому +4

      Lafff! It's last moments would be so wtf.

    • @jacksonhoughton7094
      @jacksonhoughton7094 5 років тому

      Hmm... Makes since

    • @limeddasch382
      @limeddasch382 5 років тому

      jackson houghton Once again Switzerland rides to the rescue of the world.

    • @Aristocles22
      @Aristocles22 5 років тому

      @@limeddasch382 Legos are Danish. Well, made in China, but Lego is a Danish company.

    • @limeddasch382
      @limeddasch382 5 років тому

      Nonamearisto I know how it started.

  • @SketchySkullKnight
    @SketchySkullKnight 6 років тому +266

    The only dislikes are from xenomorphs

    • @pyroeternal9392
      @pyroeternal9392 6 років тому +3

      Not all of them.

    • @SketchySkullKnight
      @SketchySkullKnight 6 років тому +15

      @@pyroeternal9392 Not all xenomorphs disliked but all those that disliked are xenomorphs

    • @bbposh
      @bbposh 6 років тому

      So 263 of them?

    • @kiaanvlogs8808
      @kiaanvlogs8808 6 років тому

      and from my uncle

    • @megikamirdala2827
      @megikamirdala2827 5 років тому +3

      Disliked cause of the inaccuracies in the video.

  • @mj91212
    @mj91212 4 роки тому +60

    There is one thing you definitely got wrong here that bothers me slightly. The facehugger doesn’t deposit a larva, that’s just a commonly believed myth about the xenomorph. What it actually does is much more insidious, it injects RNA into the host body which infects its red blood cells and changes their “chemical orders”. The body’s RB cells then start to clump together, typically in the chest cavity, where they break themselves down and reconfigure their cellular structure.
    This effectively creates a cancerous tumor that eventually grows into the chestburster.
    This thusly means a few different things;
    1. Each xenomorph is genetically related to its host, this allows them to take on some aspects of their host to better adapt to their environment, but also means that they are “technically” the children of their respective hosts. Which is just creepy.
    2. The xenomorph is, biologically speaking, a macroscopic virus, rather than a bog standard parasite. All viruses are parasites, but not all parasites are viruses.
    3. This is one that even some of the comics get wrong and it irks me, but because of how the xenomorph’s RNA messes with your own DNA, even if the xenomorph were surgically removed before bursting out of your chest, the genetic degradation it caused to your cells means you would still die eventually, just maybe a few weeks later than you otherwise would have.
    And finally, here’s some bonus fun facts for you; Ash mentions in the first movie that the facehugger was feeding its host oxygen, which makes sense seeing as, in humans at least, the xenomorph RNA targets red blood cells specifically. As such, a human host would die from lack of oxygen in their blood stream without the facehugger’s help.
    Additionally, the viral nature of the xenomorph is the reason that cloning Ripley was a viable method for acquiring a xenomorph queen in Alien: Resurrection. The infection was literally in her DNA when she died.

    • @coolskeleton9560
      @coolskeleton9560 2 роки тому +5

      Like one comic where Superman used his strength to vomit out the chestbuster but he probably healed from the genetic degradation

    • @justincummings8557
      @justincummings8557 2 роки тому +1

      @@coolskeleton9560 yeah, cause it’s Superman. You know, one of the most powerful beings in fictional history.

    • @coolskeleton9560
      @coolskeleton9560 2 роки тому

      @@justincummings8557 Yet gets punched by a bald rich man with green rock xD

    • @justincummings8557
      @justincummings8557 2 роки тому

      @@coolskeleton9560 but it’s Alfred. Come on that’s not a fair comparison and you know it

    • @coolskeleton9560
      @coolskeleton9560 2 роки тому

      @@justincummings8557 I meant Lex but that also lol. I'm a noobie in comic books but I know these famous moments

  • @turtletrading4207
    @turtletrading4207 6 років тому +714

    Me against the xenomorph? I win every time because I exist and it doesn't.

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir 6 років тому +28

      And thanks to denial, I'm immortal!

    • @griswoldthegoblin9420
      @griswoldthegoblin9420 6 років тому +2

      1,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos? You can t know if there aren t living creatures out there 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @turtletrading4207
      @turtletrading4207 6 років тому +12

      @@griswoldthegoblin9420 There are creatures on other planets. Scientist have already found microorganisms on Mars if I remember correctly and that makes them aliens. However, there is a difference between reality and sci-fi fiction. You should probably watch less anime and check out more scientific videos (obviously not the video we comment on).

    • @jon__doe
      @jon__doe 6 років тому +15

      @@turtletrading4207 Nope. Never happened. No life on Mars.

    • @phyiir1322
      @phyiir1322 6 років тому +3

      @@turtletrading4207 They thought.. they thought. It was just the carving in the rock that looked like a organism.

  • @mattapps4355
    @mattapps4355 5 років тому +209

    Did anyone fact check this?
    7:01 -The alien skin has been repeatedly shown not to be bulletproof or flameproof in films/games
    7:35 -Alfred Noble did not invent tnt but actually dynamite
    1:36 -facehuggers have fingers
    2:57 -aliens do not have 4 arms
    4:43 -aliens do have eye organs
    1:46 -the chestbursters do not make people eat more as it has been show that people/animals die almost immediatly
    2:46 -how are "usocial" species of aliens able to create praetorians when they disrupt the social order and infighting-use consistent lore
    4:12 to 6:58 -most of this video no way answers the actual question of the video, and when it does it goes into indepth detail of Russia and flamethrowers.

    • @megikamirdala2827
      @megikamirdala2827 5 років тому +13

      ☝️👏👏👏👏👍Best comment here! Too bad the maker of the video didn't fact check before publishing it.

    • @direneeds3107
      @direneeds3107 5 років тому +23

      7:01 he said bulletresistant not bulletproof

    • @mattapps4355
      @mattapps4355 5 років тому +10

      @@direneeds3107 Well bullet resistant and bullet proof are gonna mean the same thing, still, in the films/games no bullet resistance has ever been shown and xenomorphs get ripped apart after being shot at. Thanks for the correction anyway.

    • @direneeds3107
      @direneeds3107 5 років тому +11

      Matt Apps you’re correct with the fact that xenomorphs aren’t bullet proof/resistant but the tough skin of the xenomorph is enough to resist damage from small arms.

    • @a.f9234
      @a.f9234 5 років тому +2

      @@mattapps4355 agree
      Still it's fun to watch this video's mistake
      What is your suggestion for killing a Xenomorph?

  • @MidnightBloomDev
    @MidnightBloomDev 6 років тому +179

    Just call Thanos

  • @tannerbarnes7392
    @tannerbarnes7392 5 років тому +22

    Honestly, with xenomorphs, the only winning move is not to play. If you find them on a world, you get off of it as fast as you can and make absolutely sure you haven't brought anything with you.
    Then, you blacklist the planet, because you'd have to glass it completely to get rid of them anyways.

  • @onerustydatsun951
    @onerustydatsun951 6 років тому +174

    Because using an automatic grenade launcher on a space freighter makes perfect sense

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 6 років тому +2

      I know right!!? These things, this sort of cinematic/story logics/(deus machina) solutions always kill me XD

    • @RandomiMies4444
      @RandomiMies4444 6 років тому +1

      One Rusty Datsun when did they say in the video that you have to be on a space freighter

    • @aloevera7927
      @aloevera7927 6 років тому

      How. Would u get a gun in the first place in space

    • @RandomiMies4444
      @RandomiMies4444 6 років тому +1

      @@aloevera7927 this is an imaginary situation so you can just get a weapon out of no where

    • @aloevera7927
      @aloevera7927 6 років тому

      RandomiMies4444 I'm not hating on the video or anything

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 6 років тому +19

    "Can you defeat it?"
    Nah dude, I'd be to scared to even get up and try to survive

  • @1lapyt
    @1lapyt 5 років тому +130

    Like everybody has access to extremely strong rocket launchers.

    • @MrOutcesticide69
      @MrOutcesticide69 5 років тому +8

      Do you not?

    • @rhecest4life594
      @rhecest4life594 5 років тому +10

      Wait you don’t?

    • @ap7635
      @ap7635 5 років тому +6

      I feel like if you have your own mining rocket ship you'll be able to get your hands on a grenade launcher...

    • @Gojiguy45
      @Gojiguy45 4 роки тому +2

      *Trevor Phillips wants to know your location

    • @tonyroldan6582
      @tonyroldan6582 4 роки тому

      @Miami Sushi your disappointment shall end my friend

  • @silv3rsnak394
    @silv3rsnak394 5 років тому +35

    Xenomorph: REEEEEE
    Me:*calls someone* yeah, predator I have someone here for you

  • @alk2862
    @alk2862 5 років тому +73

    Watching this while the alien is in my spaceship! Wish me luck!

  • @voyager1659
    @voyager1659 6 років тому +598

    Actally, the xenomorph’s do have eyes. It’s just hard for them to see.

    • @Azzarii
      @Azzarii 6 років тому +33

      @@Melingue What do you think? Of course not. At least scientists haven't found aliens...

    • @chimerical8746
      @chimerical8746 6 років тому +34

      no they dont they were supposed too but since it looked scarier to have no eyes they are now canonically
      eye-less

    • @Cannibalismo-b2x
      @Cannibalismo-b2x 6 років тому +9

      Going off of AVP 2010, through the player’s POV, a Xenomorph has excellent eyesight, the only sign of the eyes not being visible are the distortions at the edges of the screen. This however, is not their main way of tracking prey, that would of course be pheromones.
      The pheromones will allow a Xenomorph to see you through walls, and sense whether you’re a dangerous target or not - green=not a threat; red=threat.This is sort of distorted when you realize the Androids have blue pheromones (which I don’t really know about. Maybe because they’re machines?)
      Bottom line is, a Xenomorph would shred through any normal person like you or I, and there’s not really much we can do.

    • @helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385
      @helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385 6 років тому

      True

    • @shoetoss2655
      @shoetoss2655 6 років тому +16

      That means xenomorph's are asians...

  • @friedrichfazbear5469
    @friedrichfazbear5469 5 років тому +173

    Only the queen has 4 arms the other xenomorphs only have 2

    • @guestrblx2246
      @guestrblx2246 5 років тому +4

      SHE IS THE QUEEN DUDE

    • @Arbit042
      @Arbit042 4 роки тому +9

      I think they changed it to prevent copyright

    • @ivantena6590
      @ivantena6590 4 роки тому

      We'll see if you'll be able to handle legendary super saiyan form

    • @White_eyez
      @White_eyez 4 роки тому

      @@guestrblx2246 so all of them are queens or something?

    • @destroyerofturtles5024
      @destroyerofturtles5024 3 роки тому

      @@guestrblx2246 no

  • @redviper57
    @redviper57 5 років тому +36

    Not gonna lie running into a xenomorph like creature in real life is legit one of my darkest fears. The xenomorph absolutely terrifies me.

  • @roberte.o.speedwagon6043
    @roberte.o.speedwagon6043 5 років тому +329

    Xenomorph language to us: *SCREE*
    Translation: All your faces are belong to us.

  • @sandroilpelato7153
    @sandroilpelato7153 6 років тому +164

    I could be mistaken, but I thought the Xenos had only two arms, not four

    • @mothcatcher893
      @mothcatcher893 6 років тому +12

      They do only have 2 arms.

    • @sireawfulthe1st291
      @sireawfulthe1st291 6 років тому +26

      Only the queen, empress, praetorian and queen mother have several arms

    • @thesin8900
      @thesin8900 6 років тому +10

      Depends on what the facehugger jumped, like a different spieces.

    • @DJ-kp7mf
      @DJ-kp7mf 5 років тому +6

      Depends on host and caste

    • @Mandred85
      @Mandred85 5 років тому +8

      Yeah but the designs are trade marks by 20thCenturyFox Thats why every alien looks little different

  • @ArmoredAlgebra
    @ArmoredAlgebra 5 років тому +51

    There is no such thing as a point target for a MK19...This is because, you're shooting a grenade. And point targets with grenades is crazy talk. I have been a MK19 gunner, and it's generally a trick question in the military when someone asks you the point target range of a MK19. Aside from that, the system itself weighs over 70 lb unloaded, and that's without whichever tripod you mount it on. It's a heavy, immobile, and often unreliable weapon system. It also uses special lubes such as LSAT or GMD. It's not my choice. I'd rather go with an M240 or even an M2.
    Just food for thought.

    • @anabominationagainstman3597
      @anabominationagainstman3597 4 роки тому

      Quick question
      Idk why I'm asking but like
      What did it sound like

    • @superslimanoniem4712
      @superslimanoniem4712 4 роки тому

      Yeah, you’re in space and have a rocket ship, just fly away and get a couple decent asteroids to fling into the planet, those astronauts are already eaten, better make sure nobody else gets eaten

    • @TaHame1
      @TaHame1 4 роки тому

      70lb is a lot, but as someone who has hauled granite before, I can imagine that adrenaline on top of a fairly fit physique could let a person carry 250+lb in their arms and more on their body.
      Accuracy, sure its garbage but logging it around if you had to and were built even a bit above average in strength It COULD be feasible right?
      Tbh. My plan since it's one of my favorite substances is thermite. LOTS of thermite.
      Jellied thermite, claymore with bags of it on the front, c4 in a drum of the stuff. Hardened pellets mixed with magnesium strips like shrapnel. Bags of powder to be blasted out and coat things, especially things sticky with jellied thermite. Magnesium and pure alkaline metals in jars of mineral oil to ignite the magnesium and thermite. If I have time to set up a mechanical ambush of any sort, I'll go down swinging in the brightest hottest flash of thermite glory that has ever been seen.

    • @-_deploy_-
      @-_deploy_- 2 роки тому +1

      @@anabominationagainstman3597 bro just search it up lol

  • @nolalookenbill7053
    @nolalookenbill7053 4 роки тому +52

    I've got an even better grenade launcher in mind: the Javelin, a practically advanced version of the bazooka, computer-controlled to lock onto targets, and the grenades it fires are missiles that track the designated target, which means you can even fire away from whatever you wanna blow up and still hit it. It's practically the perfect anti-Xenomorph weapon, if ya ask me.

    • @nolalookenbill7053
      @nolalookenbill7053 3 роки тому +1

      @randompeip27 if ur an army soldier, yup 👍

    • @nolalookenbill7053
      @nolalookenbill7053 2 роки тому

      @@maxotto9877 oh
      :/
      Well I only heard bout it from War of the Worlds and didn't really research into it, sooo :|
      Thank you for informing me

    • @hellboundchaoscommand7567
      @hellboundchaoscommand7567 2 роки тому +1

      You mean the blessed Saint Javelin of Ukraine

    • @nolalookenbill7053
      @nolalookenbill7053 2 роки тому

      @@hellboundchaoscommand7567 I suppose yes, then

    • @act2wasstronger182
      @act2wasstronger182 2 роки тому

      It tracks exhaust right..?

  • @munshe1
    @munshe1 6 років тому +134

    Just send them to the principals office and have them expelled

  • @Premises187
    @Premises187 6 років тому +239

    This is bit of a stretch. A Mk19 would be silly impractical as you'd need 1) for it to be set up in a static position and (2) a vast open space to use it. I'm pretty sure a simple AK-47 would be able to mow them down much like the M41A pulse rifle could

    • @GankbotShuk
      @GankbotShuk 6 років тому +36

      Problem being an AK doesnt fire 10mm, armor piercing, explosive rounds.

    • @Premises187
      @Premises187 6 років тому +19

      @@GankbotShuk Hicks killed one with a shotgun. 7.62 will work

    • @GankbotShuk
      @GankbotShuk 6 років тому +46

      @@Premises187 Negative. Hicks killed it with a shotgun by sticking it in its mouth. Bypassing its armor.

    • @Premises187
      @Premises187 6 років тому +23

      @@GankbotShuk The shotgun round blew the head apart! If it was shotgun proof the skull would have contained the blast and acid blood wouldn't have sprayed out the back of the head like it did

    • @GankbotShuk
      @GankbotShuk 6 років тому +41

      @@Premises187 Exoskeletons are often designed to be weaker from inside than out. That is how they are shed. But its a fictional issue, and the books/comics demonstrate more than once that traditional firearms are ineffective against their armor.

  • @mobilman3904
    @mobilman3904 6 років тому +237

    Team up with a Mortal Kombat character.
    Edit: (I'm not a fan of Mortal Kombat but I just know the Predator is in that games so I think it's good to kill the xenomorph, but if I will team up with someone that can kill the xenomorphs I choose Saitama 😎)

  • @kingghidorable931
    @kingghidorable931 5 років тому +87

    Xenomorphs do have eyes, the dome on top of their heads acts like a one-way mirror

    • @tannerbarnes7392
      @tannerbarnes7392 5 років тому +22

      They actually don't have eyes. The dome is translucent. You can see the bone underneath the chitin. Instead, that long head acts as a powerful sensory array, utilizing pheromones and electroreception, in addition to more traditional methods like hearing or smell.

    • @Dominus_Augustus
      @Dominus_Augustus 4 роки тому +9

      Depends on the Xenomorph

    • @rizkyramadhansoundwave8555
      @rizkyramadhansoundwave8555 3 роки тому +1

      Actually, they don't have eyes. But, they see by their sensitive sensor similar with way of shark fish's.

  • @goldenknight1756
    @goldenknight1756 6 років тому +28

    *That’s why lightsabers exist my friend...*

    • @Iguana5k
      @Iguana5k 6 років тому +6

      Cautarizes the wound so no acid in your face.
      Approved :)

    • @thegamingcocoa
      @thegamingcocoa 6 років тому

      What a coincidence I just brought a star wars vs aliens comic book

    • @Iguana5k
      @Iguana5k 6 років тому

      @@thegamingcocoa The one where Vader fghts some xenos?

    • @thegamingcocoa
      @thegamingcocoa 6 років тому

      @@Iguana5k yes!

  • @ryanbennett1314
    @ryanbennett1314 6 років тому +54

    Easy, just call the ultramarines. It's not like they can fail any task with their plot-armor.

    • @lovecchio420
      @lovecchio420 5 років тому +1

      They didnt do so well on Calth.

    • @ryanbennett1314
      @ryanbennett1314 5 років тому

      @@lovecchio420 That's true

    • @BrozakMr
      @BrozakMr 5 років тому +1

      I thing that lasgun would do just fine. Extreme destruction and full auto mode, ..... yea solves a lot.

    • @58jharris
      @58jharris 5 років тому +1

      No you call in the Space Marines you heretics. Glory to the Emperor.

    • @MeridionWanderer
      @MeridionWanderer 5 років тому

      @@58jharris You meant Eldar?

  • @matchesburn
    @matchesburn 6 років тому +28

    3:45
    "The xenomorph is covered in 'polarized silicon' which makes it very resistant to heat."
    4:08
    "While resistant to heat... xenomorphs show a vulnerability to flamethrowers."
    ...I'm noticing a slight contradiction here.
    Also, where is this information that "5.56 rounds will bounce off a xenomorph"? We've seen in the Aliens vs Predators films (and Aliens as well) that normal human weapons, including modern day nothing-special common firearms can kill xenomorphs just fine. The problem has been not the tools, but resources and people not knowing what they're up against. If the USCM Marines in Aliens were equipped with regular weaponry from today's armories but instead knew what they were up against and weren't hamstrung and naive and instead knew what they were up against and how to fight xenomorphs, they'd fair better with today's mere weaponry than they would with future weaponry but being unprepared.

    • @marker9196
      @marker9196 5 років тому +10

      It should be noted that there's a very wide difference between something being heat resistant and being fire-proof.
      Firefighter uniforms are designed to be relatively heat resistant and fire retardant but this doesn't mean that they can just straight up walk through fire unscathed, the important thing to note here being that while fire is indeed very hot, heat is not the same thing as fire and fire tends to be a much more destructive than just heat alone.

    • @matchesburn
      @matchesburn 5 років тому +1

      @@marker9196
      The problem arises from saying they have a "vulnerability" to flamethrowers while stating that they are resistant to fire. Also, I'm not sure I agree with your conclusion based on firefighter uniforms - firefighter's gear is very non-flammable material... but thermal radiation (read: heat) is a huuuuge danger and still a problem. For instance, I've heard of accounts of firefighters that have had metal objects like keys, watches, ect. on them while in a fire and their firefighter gear protecting them entirely without a scratch from the actual fire... but getting burned from the metal objects UNDER their gear because of thermal radiation heating them up and burning them that way.
      I don't think you can call xenomorphs very fire resistant if fire is one of the better ways to kill them, supposedly. Just saying.

    • @marker9196
      @marker9196 5 років тому

      @@matchesburn Right, in your response you seem to both acknowledge that fire is not the same thing as heat while also conflating the two as somehow being the same thing (while also ignoring that as per your quote at the beginning they are stated to be heat resistant, not fire resistant, again, they are not the same thing).
      You are completely correct that dealing with excessive heat is very much a problem for firefighters, just because the firefighter's uniform is resistant to heat/fire doesn't mean that the man inside is (as you correctly point out), the same could be applied to the xenomorphs, just because their exterior carapace is heat resistant doesn't mean that they aren't vulnerable to being set ablaze.
      Again, let's look at a firefighter's uniform, designed to be largely fire retardant but if you were to brush them with a flamethrower you would likely still have a very dead fireman as a result.
      Imagine it as the difference between being in a blisteringly hot kitchen and being covered in the boiling oil/water used in that kitchen, you could have a great tolerance for heat and thus be able to cope with the former but no matter how tolerant you are to heat the latter is going to cause you some mischief.
      EDIT: I'm also curious as to where you saw these accounts of firefighters getting burns from metal objects melting because a) most firefighters are encouraged to not bring objects like that with them on jobs precisely for the reason of metal being a heat conductor and b) if you're in an environment hot enough to super-heat metal and cause burns through clothing just by radiated heat then odds are on you're also in temperatures well beyond the threshold of human endurance anyway, some burns from your keys are likely to be the least of your concerns in such circumstances.

    • @matchesburn
      @matchesburn 5 років тому +1

      @@marker9196
      _"Right, in your response you seem to both acknowledge that fire is not the same thing as heat while also conflating the two as somehow being the same thing"_
      That's because they ARE the same thing. I can't remember the physical states of fire, but I guess it's gaseous and plasma. Either way, fire is an exothermic chemical reaction. It's the same principal that you have in flameless heaters for camping food where they have magnesium powder that heats up when you add water, it's just that it's been specifically designed to (hopefully) not burst into flames from the reaction and instead only emit very low levels (for an exothermic reaction) of heat for a short time.
      Fire is the same thing, it's merely a reaction. Just a more energetic one. And what is causing any damage is not some mystical property of fire itself, but the heat CAUSED by the process of producing the fire - namely the exothermic reaction of converting whatever is burning into heat.
      _"I'm also curious as to where you saw these accounts of firefighters getting burns from metal objects melting"_
      I never said "melting." I said burnt from. You can get burnt from a key in your pocket well before the key approaches anything near melting. Hell, you can burn yourself on lead before lead melts.

    • @marker9196
      @marker9196 5 років тому +1

      @@matchesburn The part about saying melting was a mistake on my part although my point still remains that you'd have a lot more to fear from heat exhaustion long before you'd have any major concerns about metal objects on your person burning you to any severe degree (metal is an excellent heat conductor but it can't conduct more heat than is actually being radiated into it, it doesn't amplify heat, it merely transfers it).
      Again, heat and fire are not the same thing, you correctly point out that fire is a chemical reaction who's main byproduct is heat, the heat can certainly be dangerous in addition to the fire but most of the destruction tends to occur due to that chemical reaction, think back to the fire triangle in school, heat/source of ignition is a element in creating a fire along with oxygen and fuel but it is not a fire in and of itself, this is like saying eggs are the same thing as omelettes because they happen to contain eggs.
      On further thinking, the alien, despite having a heat resistant layer would still be very vulnerable to heat given how it doesn't appear to have any way of dissipating heat build up like a human might (for example, sweating, flushing the skin with blood etc.) this in conjunction with how slimy and mucasy they often appear to be would suggest that they would prefer humid climates (as their hives are often described as being) and that a hot and arid environment would do a number on them far more quickly than a human.

  • @ot4kon
    @ot4kon 4 роки тому +7

    I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies.

  • @par7y_k3g47
    @par7y_k3g47 5 років тому +107

    Me: nuke it
    Xeno: what is nuke
    Me: oh, you’ll see, YOULL ALL SEE

    • @erridkforname
      @erridkforname 5 років тому

      Or Inter Contentional Missle / ICBM😎

    • @squishynugs1457
      @squishynugs1457 4 роки тому

      Hit the suckers with a S.L.A.M

    • @nirmiak9906
      @nirmiak9906 4 роки тому +1

      even then they've been shown to survive worse if we're going by movie AND comic lore

    • @superslimanoniem4712
      @superslimanoniem4712 4 роки тому +1

      Or send some asteroids their way. You’re not gonna tell me that you can mine one and have interstellar travel, but can’t redirect some asteroids to hit the planet?

    • @TaHame1
      @TaHame1 4 роки тому +4

      Nah, let Florida man out. That's the real day wrecker

  • @asahich.2219
    @asahich.2219 6 років тому +43

    How will you defend yourself from a alien?
    Me: *T-POSE*

    • @lathonland
      @lathonland 6 років тому +1

      *an

    • @DonaldJDuck-ql3jj
      @DonaldJDuck-ql3jj 6 років тому +3

      Exactly, the xenomorph would then mistake you for a tree, works every time

  • @MrStrongEmotions
    @MrStrongEmotions 6 років тому +33

    If you have bugs ( Xenomorphs ) there's only one way to extermine them - call a Terminator ;)

    • @astravolution7429
      @astravolution7429 6 років тому

      Rip terminator cos of acid

    • @MrStrongEmotions
      @MrStrongEmotions 6 років тому

      @@astravolution7429 you clearly haven't see the T1000x , that could wipe out an entire planet of bugs :D

    • @acteaon9378
      @acteaon9378 6 років тому +2

      why not just get my grandpa? he disciplines me well with that belt

    • @MrStrongEmotions
      @MrStrongEmotions 6 років тому

      @@acteaon9378 =))

  • @donnac4239
    @donnac4239 5 років тому +37

    "Modern Explosives man."
    Michael Bay: Am I a Joke to you?

  • @justsyd7336
    @justsyd7336 6 років тому +79

    Three words: Get doom guy

    • @youngkappakhan
      @youngkappakhan 6 років тому +2

      How resistant is his suit to the acid?

    • @thegamingcocoa
      @thegamingcocoa 6 років тому +4

      @@youngkappakhan like resistant as an angels armor?
      It's also resistant to hell fires(like a literal fire from hell) and all that stuff Soo..

    • @youngkappakhan
      @youngkappakhan 6 років тому

      @@thegamingcocoa good point.

    • @LeBassiveOG
      @LeBassiveOG 6 років тому +2

      @@youngkappakhan it resists worse thing than aliens so, u get the point

    • @tristanmorris9432
      @tristanmorris9432 6 років тому

      True. What is the lore behind doom guy being so strong and capable in combat? Is he a Do version of a Spartan or something? Is there even lore to Doom?

  • @Lukeclout
    @Lukeclout 6 років тому +29

    Didn’t like the new Predator film but I’d get the Predator exoskeleton weapon system from the end of the film.

  • @evaristegalois6282
    @evaristegalois6282 6 років тому +50

    **flashback to Alien Isolation**

    • @Aeronaut1975
      @Aeronaut1975 6 років тому +6

      That game still shits me up just thinking about it!

    • @shadowninja5265
      @shadowninja5265 6 років тому +3

      *Mission 5*
      Yeah you know the one

    • @apesonwheels696
      @apesonwheels696 6 років тому

      Movies are way better than the games

    • @lordpredator8855
      @lordpredator8855 6 років тому +2

      @@apesonwheels696 you haven't played the game

    • @Aeronaut1975
      @Aeronaut1975 6 років тому +1

      @@apesonwheels696 Have you played "Isolation"? it's genuinely terrifying, especially if you play it in the dark, in an empty house...

  • @thecarelessgamer926
    @thecarelessgamer926 4 роки тому +6

    Info graphics: Just use an automatic grenade launcher Me having played Alien Isolation before: Back to the locker

    • @Mtz2604
      @Mtz2604 3 роки тому +2

      Hahahahaha, I feel you. In the locker using the time hiding there to file my nails.

  • @Name-we3rn
    @Name-we3rn 6 років тому +104

    I thought spiders were bad.

    • @thedarkmaster4747
      @thedarkmaster4747 6 років тому +4

      I have a nightmare. It goes like this, on the news one alien is found on earth. I am climing over my back yard fence, running irrationally in the opposite dirrection. The lore on aliens is 10x worse than this simplification, an egg can alienize any creature, no matter how big or small, all it would take for earth would be 1 alien, and the whole planet would become a hive. There would be alien spiders running around every 10 feet. Unless we kill the hive still in the queen stage, we'd be f'ed.

    • @OtodusMega
      @OtodusMega 6 років тому

      they are

    • @CalobAdamsInfamous913
      @CalobAdamsInfamous913 5 років тому

      The Dark master alien spiders sounds horrific

  • @Wyvern201
    @Wyvern201 5 років тому +32

    Xenomorphs have always had eyes, and can clearly see, they just have eyes underneath their domes. The eyes can only be seen while they are drones due to the dome's thinness as it hardens to be used as a battering weapon when they molt and become warriors. They can only really be beaten with extremely high-calibre gun-fire and/or explosive bullets, flames will deter them but setting a xenomorph on fire will result in a very unpleasant acid explosion which will undeniably melt your face off if you're in range to actually light it on fire with a flame thrower. Your best bet really is to just have a really bright hallway with the xenomorph at one end and a pulse rifle or high-calibre machine gun at the other end as if you damage this hallway and create any other possible routes to your fleshy goodness the alien knows to take them instead of running headfirst at an armed target.

    • @umertheclumsytube193
      @umertheclumsytube193 5 років тому +1

      Lord Mugfish nerd

    • @Everydayartist12
      @Everydayartist12 4 роки тому +5

      They dont have eyes. Its been proven multiple times when viewings of the skull in comics and movies

    • @Dominus_Augustus
      @Dominus_Augustus 4 роки тому +2

      The Predamorphs are immune to fire, too

    • @Strider_1_Trigger
      @Strider_1_Trigger 4 роки тому +1

      @@Everydayartist12 watch ALIEN COVENANT, in near ending scene it shows the vision of the alien...

  • @caesar1700
    @caesar1700 6 років тому +51

    Never thought I'd need a guide to beat a (would be) Disney princess.

  • @Felix-vr9gd
    @Felix-vr9gd 5 років тому +5

    Perfect, now Im ready to play Alien isolation

  • @shadowninja5265
    @shadowninja5265 6 років тому +22

    *Grab your Motion trackers and flamethrowers!*

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 6 років тому +1

      And don't walk into their hive by accident.

  • @menethemene1555
    @menethemene1555 6 років тому +46

    This the best content on this channel keep it up :D

  • @univ1204
    @univ1204 6 років тому +80

    High caliber rifle with armor piercing rounds. Or since this is fantasy, a Lightsaber! Acid blood spraying all around? Not with these high heat slashes! Excelsior!

    • @richardtan8355
      @richardtan8355 6 років тому +4

      A lightsaber would evaporate the blood and then corrode you so it wouldn't work. Using the halo rings would work tho

    • @mememaster147
      @mememaster147 6 років тому +1

      ...or, as they mention in one of the Alien books (I think it was Rogue) shoot them in the mouth where they're unarmoured.

    • @dragonslaya3316
      @dragonslaya3316 6 років тому +1

      Or a nuke

    • @cpgrad07
      @cpgrad07 6 років тому +2

      @@dragonslaya3316 its the only way to be sure

    • @dragonslaya3316
      @dragonslaya3316 6 років тому

      @@cpgrad07 the nuke?

  • @kxysaunnnnnn
    @kxysaunnnnnn 5 років тому +11

    When the alien hit you with its strongest attack use the Uno reverse card always works

    • @Mtz2604
      @Mtz2604 3 роки тому

      The +4 haha

  • @finnishboy5923
    @finnishboy5923 6 років тому +22

    How to defeat it:
    1. get a tall concrete tower with walls reinforced with iridium plating to prevent most if not all corrosion.
    2. Get a shooting bay with space for 4 mk19's that can fire towards all directions
    3. Get a minefield around the tower
    4. call in air support
    5. its dead
    6. its still dead

    • @ninjahunterx7497
      @ninjahunterx7497 6 років тому +3

      I love the, "it's still dead" line. lol

    • @renato360a
      @renato360a 6 років тому

      they wouldn't step on the mines and would be able to climb and penetrate the tower through any windows or holes. Best to not use any weapons, just barricade yourself behing thick walls and air support should be able to deal with those on the surface, enough for you to vacate the area.

    • @finnishboy5923
      @finnishboy5923 6 років тому

      Bartu Dündar thats a good point i missed given my limited knowledge of xenomorph anatomics and strategies

    • @finnishboy5923
      @finnishboy5923 6 років тому

      Renato Marques yup except i never said it had any windows or holes

    • @nelsoncastellanos5992
      @nelsoncastellanos5992 6 років тому

      You have the time for preparing the plan?

  • @TheBrucelei
    @TheBrucelei 6 років тому +60

    Four words: Get To Da Choppa!
    Oops, sorry wrong movie

  • @stopyouviolatedthelaw
    @stopyouviolatedthelaw 6 років тому +37

    Funny how I just finished Alien: Isolation today, lol

    • @raccoonavi
      @raccoonavi 6 років тому +4

      i just bought it and oh boy am i shitting myself

    • @Aeronaut1975
      @Aeronaut1975 6 років тому +1

      @@raccoonavi It's fucking terrifying. I spent most of the game hiding in lockers. I had a few heart attacks when the xenomorph burst open the locker doors! I still have PTSD from that game, 18 months on!

    • @stopyouviolatedthelaw
      @stopyouviolatedthelaw 6 років тому

      @@raccoonavi It's only super terrifying at the beginning. The alien becomes a real pain in the ass later in the game

    • @greyscaleb1537
      @greyscaleb1537 6 років тому +1

      Wow you're 4-5 years late

    • @stopyouviolatedthelaw
      @stopyouviolatedthelaw 6 років тому +1

      @@greyscaleb1537 Sorry, had to hide inside a locker for 3 years.

  • @greywalker505
    @greywalker505 4 роки тому +10

    You’re forgetting one considerable threat: Weyland-Yutani.

  • @VlxneMystik
    @VlxneMystik 5 років тому +91

    Why did they Putin bears 😂😂😂
    (Yes I made a pun)

  • @ifyousubtomeyouwillgainabs6072
    @ifyousubtomeyouwillgainabs6072 6 років тому +23

    Thank you for this! Now, when I encounter a xenomorph, I’ll know what to do!

  • @cryptonicgamer227
    @cryptonicgamer227 5 років тому +415

    How can you defeat a Xenomorph? The answer is easy
    YOU CAN'T

    • @carolm7946
      @carolm7946 5 років тому +18

      ii_MistyGacha YT call Ripley

    • @schandlicher-schubertverif9478
      @schandlicher-schubertverif9478 5 років тому +10

      Exept if you are chuck noris or a yautja

    • @cryptonicgamer227
      @cryptonicgamer227 5 років тому +5

      Well I'm a potato sooo

    • @cheesestyx945
      @cheesestyx945 5 років тому +16

      How do you prevent death from xenomorph?
      Easy be somewhere else.

    • @cryptonicgamer227
      @cryptonicgamer227 5 років тому +4

      Kim Emmerich I'm a potato and can be easily spotted from exactly 99999999 miles away making escape for me, potato, impossible.

  • @scodiofficer0012
    @scodiofficer0012 4 роки тому +15

    I'll just call Chris Hansen, he deals with predators all the time!

    • @xenomorph-2017
      @xenomorph-2017 4 роки тому +1

      Wrong alien species.

    • @scodiofficer0012
      @scodiofficer0012 4 роки тому +3

      @@xenomorph-2017 naww Chris woild still tell them to _"take a seat right there"_ and they would have to explain themselves 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @shobhanadhande6457
    @shobhanadhande6457 6 років тому +26

    2:01
    Lol... *Aliens are eating DORITOS*

  • @boomingbaconboi7868
    @boomingbaconboi7868 5 років тому +53

    "Somewhere dark" *shows gamer's room* WTH

  • @TheAKgunner
    @TheAKgunner 6 років тому +31

    I'd use the M41A Pulse Rifle. It's 10mm caseless round has the same ballistic performance as the .300 Winchester Magnum sniper round, and a armor piercing explosive tip that'll blast xenomorphs apart! Plus the underbarrel 30mm pump action grenade launcher is great for swarms. Thank God and Corporal LaForce for the M41A Pulse Rifle!!

    • @damnitsolomon7371
      @damnitsolomon7371 6 років тому +1

      TheAKgunner where you gonna get that?

    • @TheAKgunner
      @TheAKgunner 6 років тому +4

      @@damnitsolomon7371 From the nearest USCM garrison!

    • @rishoo9183
      @rishoo9183 6 років тому +1

      So, are you advertising something or...? 😂

    • @elijosc1963
      @elijosc1963 6 років тому +2

      Vending machine, duh

    • @apex2000
      @apex2000 6 років тому

      A M27 phase plasma rifle (in 40watt range) could also do the job, it known to pierce titanium.

  • @nagapandian
    @nagapandian 5 років тому +22

    Literally no research was done before posting this

    • @mazsax999
      @mazsax999 5 років тому +3

      Bruh, on a lot of these he just deadass makes up pieces of canon.

    • @batalorian7997
      @batalorian7997 5 років тому +2

      He made it clear when he said the XENOMORPHS were blind

    • @friedrichfazbear5469
      @friedrichfazbear5469 5 років тому +2

      I kinda hate this channel I mean they should do a lot more research

    • @ganjaface
      @ganjaface 5 років тому +4

      True. Like when he said "We know nothing about the origins of the Xenomorph" like has he not even watched the movies?? Alien Covenant basically explains almost the entire origins for them

  • @pickles3048
    @pickles3048 5 років тому +113

    Four words: shaggy and big chungus

  • @troxx7757
    @troxx7757 6 років тому +130

    Get shaggy to use 0.4% of his power
    🤨 wth 100 likes

    • @marcusandre8439
      @marcusandre8439 6 років тому +9

      lmao you mean 0.000000000000000000001 of his powers

    • @troxx7757
      @troxx7757 6 років тому +2

      @@marcusandre8439 yeah my bad

    • @DarkosaDarkRave
      @DarkosaDarkRave 6 років тому +7

      Guys....stop with numbers. Numbers mean there is an end and everyone should know that Shaggy's power knows no limit

    • @troxx7757
      @troxx7757 6 років тому +1

      @@DarkosaDarkRave makes sense

    • @Sepczyk999
      @Sepczyk999 6 років тому +1

      I really didn't expect to see Shaggy here xP Thank you sir.

  • @rhen5835
    @rhen5835 6 років тому +104

    To defeat them
    Call 911 or something

    • @hynesshigh5818
      @hynesshigh5818 6 років тому +5

      Or call up you're demon servant

    • @dittyit2230
      @dittyit2230 6 років тому

      Rhenmar Villena they wont do any thing though

    • @dittyit2230
      @dittyit2230 6 років тому +1

      deja vu NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A GOOD PLAN

    • @Klausiancliff89
      @Klausiancliff89 6 років тому +1

      Or summon mara

    • @hynesshigh5818
      @hynesshigh5818 6 років тому +1

      @General Goldy yes black butler *Sebastian* the demon butler whose named after a dog..

  • @DOORSFANLOVER
    @DOORSFANLOVER 4 роки тому +4

    3:16
    Xenomorph At Door: Waits
    xenomorph wearing lipstick opens door: you let's frick 5 dollars

  • @thenujayakaluarachchi1766
    @thenujayakaluarachchi1766 6 років тому +10

    I'll make sure to use this tip the next time I travel to space.

  • @nooby0fficial476
    @nooby0fficial476 5 років тому +11

    Alfred Nobell=master of explosives
    Alfred=Batman’s assistant

  • @vittoriovenetov9655
    @vittoriovenetov9655 5 років тому +11

    Everyone be like FIRE. Literally it just scares them, your going to run out of fuel eventually, and that Xeno didn't take much damage...

  • @hugo57k91
    @hugo57k91 4 роки тому +5

    06:27 "animator: have xenomorph fall from ceiling" interesting captions

  • @sivx17
    @sivx17 6 років тому +9

    I'll just put the 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door. Im sure they will leave me alone.

    • @yunhxpeofficialyt5114
      @yunhxpeofficialyt5114 6 років тому +1

      sivx17 tbh I’ll just make friends with them and invite them to tea and a toast every Sunday

  • @emarythomp
    @emarythomp 6 років тому +39

    Even the grenade launcher isn’t that effective tho. Because it doesn’t solve the problem of the xenomorph hiding from it and it requires that you be stationary and you can’t rapidly turn it.

    • @galaxyeyesphotondragon8191
      @galaxyeyesphotondragon8191 6 років тому

      carpet bomb. They' aren't that tough, besides, you can just use one of those sonic death rays

    • @balls4053
      @balls4053 5 років тому

      Or you could use poison gas

  • @dizzykinkajou7866
    @dizzykinkajou7866 6 років тому +15

    Two words: predator technology

    • @dogoboi7676
      @dogoboi7676 6 років тому

      I only take dubs in the movie AVP the xenomorph are abele to kill the predators

    • @dizzykinkajou7866
      @dizzykinkajou7866 6 років тому

      @@dogoboi7676 the plasma caster incinerates xenomorphs on contact and that's not even the best of their technology

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 6 років тому

      @@Mikall_ And if Predator gets infected with parasite, you get most unstoppable creature - Predalien, that alone is extreme danger to even most skilled Predators, let alone squads of humans.

    • @dizzykinkajou7866
      @dizzykinkajou7866 6 років тому +1

      @@ceu160193 that has also got me wondering what would happen if the super predator from the movie Predator got infected with the parasite

    • @eltio8288
      @eltio8288 6 років тому

      @@ceu160193 yeah

  • @ryogamestation
    @ryogamestation 5 років тому +19

    0:05 Fork that I'll just ignore that SOS and continue on with my daily operation.

  • @maximvandepoll3008
    @maximvandepoll3008 6 років тому +14

    Anyone else bothered by the fact that all the Xenomorphs were shown with four arms, while it's only the queens (and some breeds that had four armed hosts) that have them?

    • @dr_birb
      @dr_birb 6 років тому

      This Guy doesnt need to know what he is Talking about

  • @baconfan999isabacon3
    @baconfan999isabacon3 5 років тому +6

    1: call thanos
    2: let him deal with the aliens
    3: get popcorn and soda and sit on a recliner to watch the epic show

  • @amazingamanda9701
    @amazingamanda9701 6 років тому +4

    Thank you so much because I’m currently in a Xenomorph hive in the reactor maintenance on Sevastopol Station

  • @tupolev.designs
    @tupolev.designs 4 роки тому +4

    This Chanel really gives me hope