YOU vs AGENT 47 - Could You Defeat and Survive Him? (Hitman Video Game)

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    One of the most deadly assassins is out to get you. That's right, the Agent 47 (Hitman is hot on your trail. Do you even stand a chance? In today's funny video we're going to do everything we can to help you defeat Agent 47. Agent 47 has appeared in many games, such as: Hitman: Codename 47 (2000), Hitman 2: Silent Assassin (2002), Hitman: Contracts (2004), Hitman: Blood Money (2006), Hitman: Absolution (2012), Hitman (2016), Hitman 2 (2018).
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 2,9 тис.

  • @yokgor4675
    @yokgor4675 4 роки тому +886

    The scariest thing about 47, is that you won’t even realise that it was him that killed you and everybody would thought you died from a simple car crash or something

    • @udbhavanbanerjee4374
      @udbhavanbanerjee4374 4 роки тому +34

      remember Jasper Knight?

    • @mustardman4153
      @mustardman4153 4 роки тому +37

      *Pull the ejector seat handle*

    • @ProGaming-vd7go
      @ProGaming-vd7go 4 роки тому +4

      Not always

    • @NekoIsInHell
      @NekoIsInHell 4 роки тому +10

      I know where you got that car crach example (killing siarra Knox in the finish line)

    • @Hitman-zp5wi
      @Hitman-zp5wi 4 роки тому +5

      Only when the contract requires it.......i prefer to snipe my targets its easier and much faster to set up

  • @standupscarab5418
    @standupscarab5418 5 років тому +2162

    "Trained to efficiently and silently eliminate his targets" not when im playing as him.

    • @littlegothgirl8869
      @littlegothgirl8869 4 роки тому +30

      Fr 😂

    • @unwillfullyignorant7805
      @unwillfullyignorant7805 4 роки тому +107

      “Trained to efficiently and si-“ *explosions and gunshots in the background* “silently eliminate his targets,” *police sirens*

    • @4th19th2
      @4th19th2 4 роки тому +16

      Cheat Traines : So, you've chosen death.

    • @syntheticblood2071
      @syntheticblood2071 4 роки тому +25

      Trained to not so silently but very efficiently throw rubber duck bombs everywhere and detonate them

    • @G59forlife.
      @G59forlife. 4 роки тому +12

      I just commit mass shootings that would in real life get a whole army of SWAT at my door

  • @swolzer
    @swolzer 5 років тому +4059

    its impossible. he will load his save after you detect him

  • @pyroraptorarchitect
    @pyroraptorarchitect 5 років тому +2424

    There is no way you can escape after he throw his brief case

  • @crotchet6439
    @crotchet6439 5 років тому +1758

    "Faster stronger and more intelligent"
    It's true apart from *faster*
    *He runs very very slowly*

    • @adob0_90
      @adob0_90 5 років тому +15

      Yeah

    • @Kinos141
      @Kinos141 5 років тому +104

      They says he is, but gameplay does not show that at all.

    • @gavsav3948
      @gavsav3948 5 років тому +169

      he can run very fast but while sprinting he dosent look like a gentleman so he joggs away from 15 guard shoting at him😂

    • @mjz5254
      @mjz5254 5 років тому +64

      He runs faster than anyone in the game

    • @gavsav3948
      @gavsav3948 5 років тому +17

      you cant even call it for running😂

  • @mr_epicguy
    @mr_epicguy 5 років тому +831

    I’m guessing 47s next target is now you
    It’s because you just told a million people how to survive him

  • @Vhosiraim1
    @Vhosiraim1 5 років тому +2830

    John Whick VS Agent 47 that would be awesome.
    Edit: Thanks for the likes everyone, this did indeed age well :)

    • @jaymoneyymoney
      @jaymoneyymoney 5 років тому +263

      Németi Dávid still givin it to 47

    • @bdo9285
      @bdo9285 5 років тому +116

      @@jaymoneyymoney I'm giving it to The Boogeyman

    • @colonelchief395
      @colonelchief395 5 років тому +40

      I was thinking about that 1 minute ago 😅🤣

    • @BadgerAmongMen
      @BadgerAmongMen 5 років тому +15

      Michael Westen vs Agent 47

    • @colonelchief395
      @colonelchief395 5 років тому +48

      Jonh will win

  • @azmayeenarafin6518
    @azmayeenarafin6518 5 років тому +1447

    Simple, just restart the level after being killed

  • @frontierdustice
    @frontierdustice 5 років тому +644

    “Immune to diseases”
    Everyone remember those missions where you have to eliminate the sick people and that you could die from the disease? Yeah, me neither

    • @boyo24511
      @boyo24511 5 років тому +37

      Frontier Dustice I know it’s still technically a disease but it’s a virus so there could be an exception

    • @swolzer
      @swolzer 5 років тому +12

      ??? Hitman 2016????

    • @ElliFong
      @ElliFong 5 років тому +36

      That is a virus that is used as bioweapon to wipe out human so there are always excaption, but he would be immune to mundane illness lol

    • @javieremoya
      @javieremoya 5 років тому +27

      I'm late but it was a brand new bioweapon that nobody had immunity against. They weren't spreading the common cold or flu.

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren 5 років тому +5

      @@boyo24511 that is still a disease

  • @John-kd2tc
    @John-kd2tc 5 років тому +375

    No matter you're in a croud or in Mars, 47 has a homing briefcase.

    • @Ahulston2633
      @Ahulston2633 5 років тому +1

      🤣

    • @pzrg
      @pzrg 4 роки тому +40

      Imagine after 20 years being on Mars you see a briefcase slowly coming your way.

    • @bloke1343
      @bloke1343 4 роки тому

      G

    • @Sraxton
      @Sraxton 4 роки тому +15

      @@pzrg even if that briefcase hits you real real slow, you are still going to die

    • @sarthakjoshi693
      @sarthakjoshi693 4 роки тому +5

      @JD ANIMATIONS bullets won't be enough to deflect it

  • @jakobacuna4126
    @jakobacuna4126 5 років тому +590

    47 specialized in "accidents", do stay away from anything hazardous as well.

    • @MrDylanm842
      @MrDylanm842 5 років тому +35

      That wont work. He'll bring the hazards to you

    • @Kinos141
      @Kinos141 5 років тому +61

      @@MrDylanm842 Police: How did this man drown... in the desert?

    • @thedarkpassenger6696
      @thedarkpassenger6696 5 років тому +9

      @@Kinos141 Dry quicksand, perhaps?

    • @MrDylanm842
      @MrDylanm842 5 років тому +32

      @@Kinos141 agent 47 and his portable swimming pool of death

    • @silverblueshadow
      @silverblueshadow 5 років тому +13

      yep don't eat sushi.. or take baths

  • @supergiannot7275
    @supergiannot7275 5 років тому +527

    Agent 47 is just Slenderman in human form lol

    • @goldylocks1932
      @goldylocks1932 5 років тому +4

      Super Giannot lol

    • @Pablo-uj5ii
      @Pablo-uj5ii 5 років тому +25

      Tobias Rieper.

    • @ManLikeEddy
      @ManLikeEddy 4 роки тому +4

      except he aint skinny

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 4 роки тому +10

      @Yuki Kanno and 47 is SCARIER....Earth just is no longer SAFE if he's going after you and he can 'Touch' you far enough away that you never see it coming.

    • @bloke1343
      @bloke1343 4 роки тому

      No! They are different and maybe somebody is going to Woosh me but I really don’t care

  • @NASH78
    @NASH78 5 років тому +1250

    If Agent 47 was real, you wouldn't even know he was there!

  • @HailSatanLLC
    @HailSatanLLC 4 роки тому +249

    Also be alarmed if you hear:
    "I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM."

    • @vinodshukla9220
      @vinodshukla9220 4 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @SkLove17
      @SkLove17 4 роки тому +4

      Phrase from Hitman: Codename 47 =)

    • @excalibur2596
      @excalibur2596 4 роки тому +2

      @@SkLove17 that mission drove me insane

    • @SkLove17
      @SkLove17 4 роки тому +1

      @@excalibur2596 Things happen =)

    • @TheFinalMB
      @TheFinalMB 4 роки тому +6

      “Why certainly sir, let me just get the key”

  • @kriss204
    @kriss204 5 років тому +92

    The Infographic Show: congratulations! You survived from 47
    Agent 47: *years of academy training wasted*

  • @SovietJuice-h9p
    @SovietJuice-h9p 5 років тому +334

    Agent 47 vs Area 51
    Just a thought.

    • @Kmn2
      @Kmn2 5 років тому +33

      SHOX259X they should totally make that a mission in hitman 2 for a DLC

    • @thenomad47
      @thenomad47 5 років тому +18

      Poor area 51

    • @averageboi5195
      @averageboi5195 5 років тому +8

      SHOX259X I want an alien disguise

    • @zeefresh1440
      @zeefresh1440 5 років тому +4

      @Filip And His Little Brother Wear a ghillie suit. Iam sure 47 would find his way. Also the planes won't shoot at their own.

    • @abubakral-spongebob4270
      @abubakral-spongebob4270 5 років тому

      no

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 років тому +227

    _How to survive Agent 47_
    *Dress up as a puppy and call John Wick.*

    • @samsungtab3977
      @samsungtab3977 5 років тому +7

      That means 47 is the AI and I bet he's faster and better than Matt

    • @kneecaps4530
      @kneecaps4530 5 років тому +14

      47 would beat wick

    • @joeljr8599
      @joeljr8599 5 років тому +7

      Eddie Smith wick would clap 47 360 no scopes

    • @basketbomberslackingson4417
      @basketbomberslackingson4417 5 років тому

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache
      I’m getting oppressed mojo Jojo memes out of the closet here

    • @SS-dj4xk
      @SS-dj4xk 5 років тому +2

      @Eddie Smith Cause your white and vote for your kind. John Wick can wipe out every living organism in one bullet

  • @jonbroja7687
    @jonbroja7687 5 років тому +446

    Imagine john wick agent 47 and james bond a team together

    • @dylonlamb1090
      @dylonlamb1090 5 років тому +38

      add in the equalizer and you may have something

    • @OrbInDaFrame
      @OrbInDaFrame 5 років тому +13

      What about Ethan Hunt?

    • @calmgoodfire4662
      @calmgoodfire4662 5 років тому +6

      You wouldn’t be able to imagine it because if you ever did witness it you would probably die within a hour

    • @Yakubstopguy
      @Yakubstopguy 5 років тому +8

      with captain price and soap yup things just got hot in here

    • @JohnSmith31191
      @JohnSmith31191 5 років тому +1

      Get Steve and there dead

  • @ivancerecer5758
    @ivancerecer5758 5 років тому +213

    The ICA: An advanced company with multiple connections such as trackers, assassins, political leaders, etc...
    Vs
    Your VPN

    • @nikkifranz1
      @nikkifranz1 4 роки тому +6

      Dashlane and NordVPN is the best!

    • @MichaelAnderson-ug4ko
      @MichaelAnderson-ug4ko 4 роки тому +4

      @@nikkifranz1 Diana Burnwood:pathetic

    • @mysticalmagic9259
      @mysticalmagic9259 4 роки тому +1

      @@nikkifranz1 NordVPN was hacked a few months ago. Dashlane too I believe but I'm not sure.

    • @nokatpalac5568
      @nokatpalac5568 4 роки тому +6

      vs rusty old computer that uses windows xp and the first internet shortcut ever and has a dial up connection

    • @Pershing-m26
      @Pershing-m26 4 роки тому +2

      Not even a VPN can block them

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 5 років тому +149

    I'd dress as a clown with a fish in my hand and he'll know he has met his match.

  • @TheInfographicsShow
    @TheInfographicsShow  5 років тому +83

    Comment edited. Scroll down after you've watched the video if you don't want spoilers...
    Since beating him is out of the question, how about you call for help... But who? 🤔

    • @callisto4205
      @callisto4205 5 років тому +6

      solid snake vs john wick

    • @gtbest5417
      @gtbest5417 5 років тому +3

      The father from hitman 2:silent assassin

    • @TheJacknitro
      @TheJacknitro 5 років тому +3

      Well, Diana Burnwood, I can't think of anyone else

    • @SDoug15
      @SDoug15 5 років тому +3

      John wick

    • @hbbricks84
      @hbbricks84 5 років тому

      The Infographics Show you vs Steve Minecraft

  • @maxmuenchow
    @maxmuenchow 5 років тому +141

    Inquiry for new title:
    How to get paranoid, the video.

  • @otherguyjo1684
    @otherguyjo1684 5 років тому +208

    And while you're watching this, Agent 47 already knows you've seen this and has planned 200 steps ahead of you.

  • @sparky7523
    @sparky7523 4 роки тому +173

    In conclusion: “just don’t bother”
    Death is inevitable

  • @nuv2987
    @nuv2987 4 роки тому +101

    “Agent 47 is all but immune to disease”
    Patient Zero: well yes, but actually no

    • @menace-gamingvideos6527
      @menace-gamingvideos6527 4 роки тому +14

      "You won't be attacked in public places"
      Me with an explosive duck: Well yes, but actually no.

    • @Jay-nj1oz
      @Jay-nj1oz 4 роки тому

      Lol right

    • @LipstickSuccubus
      @LipstickSuccubus 3 роки тому

      no mask or social distanceing needed for him take that covid

    • @DigitalRRS
      @DigitalRRS 3 роки тому

      Nabizov Virus is a bio-weapon, not a natural disease

    • @a.person1805
      @a.person1805 3 роки тому +1

      @@menace-gamingvideos6527 E-Phone and briefcase+emetic device: helo.

  • @marshidden4352
    @marshidden4352 5 років тому +521

    It would be pretty easy if CallMeKevin was controlling him.

    • @LawsCrown
      @LawsCrown 5 років тому +5

      Oof

    • @saulgoodmansyoutube8667
      @saulgoodmansyoutube8667 5 років тому +1

      Big Yikes!

    • @rideabike979
      @rideabike979 5 років тому +1

      Yep

    • @rideabike979
      @rideabike979 5 років тому +3

      Also it has seems i have found another fan judging by your pfp you have seen the web of the shadows vid?

    • @marshidden4352
      @marshidden4352 5 років тому +3

      Ride a bike Yes I have, and it was... interesting.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 років тому +289

    Agent 47 would be no match for Agent P....Dr. Doffenshmirtz can tell you all about it

    • @tinytheshihtzu4208
      @tinytheshihtzu4208 5 років тому +15

      Avery the Cuban-American curse You Perry The Platypuss!!!!!

    • @ykkynmrnki1424
      @ykkynmrnki1424 5 років тому +5

      @@JohnSmith31191 *BAAAM* PERRY THE PLATIPUS!!!

    • @callisto4205
      @callisto4205 5 років тому +5

      do ba do ba doo ba doo ba

    • @JaceAVinson
      @JaceAVinson 5 років тому +3

      Do you no how smart and stealthy 47 is and not to mention 47 uses disguises and he’s so smart he can turn anything into a deadly weapon and also he’s ammun to sickness

    • @NASH78
      @NASH78 5 років тому +5

      He's a semi aquatic mammal ready for action!

  • @Mechanicalrob
    @Mechanicalrob 4 роки тому +101

    I appreciate the homework you've put into my life. Unfortunately your advice to will not stop me completing my contracts.

    • @patheticbread6861
      @patheticbread6861 4 роки тому

      47 talks just not very much.

    • @Goofy-G
      @Goofy-G 3 роки тому

      @John Arat well hes anti-social and a psychopath, hes just way less talkative then the normal person, he still talks though, quite a bit through the games.

    • @Goofy-G
      @Goofy-G 3 роки тому

      @John Arat np

    • @rawsyrup62
      @rawsyrup62 3 роки тому +3

      @John Arat In Hitman 2, he talks a lot more.

    • @Igot4balls
      @Igot4balls 3 роки тому +1

      are you related to Johnny Sins

  • @pirategaming5679
    @pirategaming5679 5 років тому +58

    3:33 straight up thought I was gonna see a nordvpn ad there

  • @LunaloonandEvaplayful
    @LunaloonandEvaplayful 5 років тому +198

    the problem is.....
    agent 47 could be watching this

  • @thebelugaman9572
    @thebelugaman9572 5 років тому +101

    Now we know the answer to all the other “You versus”. Just hire Agent 47 to deal with them.

    • @Kmn2
      @Kmn2 5 років тому +9

      TheBelugaMan scary thing is a person like agent 47 probably actually exists no fingerprints no DNA no trace nothing a John Doe and has killed over thousands of people without anyone even knowing a ghost lol

    • @dippin4dots
      @dippin4dots 5 років тому +1

      Some random Guy No.

    • @fyukfuykfjympopuouiyfth940
      @fyukfuykfjympopuouiyfth940 5 років тому +2

      People have tried and it didnt work

  • @boula8935
    @boula8935 5 років тому +190

    Tbh this guy looks like lex Luthor in the movie

    • @DChuck
      @DChuck 5 років тому

      I've always said Timothy Olyphont would be perfect for the role of Lex Luthor.

  • @smelopake6586
    @smelopake6586 5 років тому +43

    Its simple to get away from him
    *Just press exit without saving*

  • @janovich.
    @janovich. 5 років тому +44

    What to do when agent 47 is at your door:
    Stop posting on facebook and use dashlane.
    Bruh

    • @sirb4855
      @sirb4855 5 років тому +5

      For real tho

  • @predatorx9457
    @predatorx9457 5 років тому +53

    Agent 47 is faster
    Reality: Running like a grandma

    • @67Southwest
      @67Southwest 3 роки тому

      If u saw a man running full sprint in a party or somewhat u would get kick out or that sus

  • @Danmandingo
    @Danmandingo 5 років тому +135

    *You'd have an easier time, killing Jason Vorhees.* 💯

  • @koenemanse7808
    @koenemanse7808 5 років тому +61

    Agent 47:
    You: posts photo
    Agent 47: seen bedrock, see ya soon.

    • @NovaStrike118
      @NovaStrike118 4 роки тому +1

      is that a 2b2t reference?

    • @J4mison
      @J4mison 4 роки тому

      @Lz Killer7 .....

  • @menethemene1555
    @menethemene1555 5 років тому +41

    Yyyyyeeeeaaaahhhh you vs is back keep it up bro ;) man I love these series

  • @alexanderreed3931
    @alexanderreed3931 4 роки тому +52

    “Trained to efficiently and silently eliminate his targets”
    [! Body Found]
    [-> Compromised]

  • @aggressivecowplanthammafia9144
    @aggressivecowplanthammafia9144 3 роки тому +8

    "Sticking close to people will keep you from getting ambushed"
    Every hitman player ever: One does not simply not take out their targets in large crowds

  • @BeRadNotBadYo
    @BeRadNotBadYo 5 років тому +39

    Never thought I would see hitman smile outside of mrfreeze2244's thumbnails...

  • @hibiscu643
    @hibiscu643 5 років тому +14

    Short answer: You can't.
    Long answer: You still can't.

  • @bertha3918
    @bertha3918 5 років тому +43

    So you’re either dead or at mars. WIN-WIN!

  • @fledgling3112
    @fledgling3112 5 років тому +20

    "Always keep in mind all exits and entrances"
    OH SO THAT'S NOT A THING PEOPLE DO ALREADY

  • @ohmyjoshgaming
    @ohmyjoshgaming 4 роки тому +12

    2:30 "Weighs 187 pounds."
    When you get on the scale in Hitman games: 47 pounds.

    • @Smog420
      @Smog420 3 роки тому

      Im pretty sure they measure in kilograms not pounds so 47 Kg not 47 pounds

    • @kayragur3542
      @kayragur3542 3 роки тому

      @@Smog420 47 kg is 100 pounds

    • @kingscorpionjohnson6718
      @kingscorpionjohnson6718 2 роки тому

      47 weight 250 pounds

  • @vesperone3905
    @vesperone3905 5 років тому +53

    Given the number of videos you post in a day, I think you're breaking labour laws

    • @TheInfographicsShow
      @TheInfographicsShow  5 років тому +7

      😂 😂

    • @JaceAVinson
      @JaceAVinson 5 років тому +1

      Kim-Jong Un 100 million subs or I declare war are you the real Kim jong in if you are your a bad leader

    • @yourboigrayson6057
      @yourboigrayson6057 5 років тому +4

      Jace Vinson yep he’s the real one. This is what he does when he not making Missiles

    • @vesperone3905
      @vesperone3905 5 років тому +1

      @@JaceAVinson I'm the real one

    • @WaningMoons1
      @WaningMoons1 5 років тому +2

      Thank you kim jong for being at my 8th grade promotion , also please don't nuke us

  • @newportcheifer
    @newportcheifer 5 років тому +53

    You should do a video of how to survive(if possible)Ezio Auditore from Assasins Creed 2

    • @andile-blazermakhanya2047
      @andile-blazermakhanya2047 5 років тому +6

      That only happens if you're in Ezio's era. In today's modern era. Ezio is not around there today. However, due to the long and everlasting timeline of Assassins. There's only a matter of time until some modern assassin from the Creed will target a average joe.

    • @logoalter
      @logoalter 4 роки тому +2

      that would be awesome

    • @bigbootyenjoyer
      @bigbootyenjoyer 4 роки тому +1

      I know dont live in Italian Renaissance

  • @sealioninc8469
    @sealioninc8469 5 років тому +34

    I was just watching you vs xenomorph as I got this notification

  • @NagandEmerald
    @NagandEmerald 3 роки тому +5

    Something else to note, 47 is trained in all classical forms of assassination. But where his main strength lies is in the establishment of freak accidents. Anything and everything can be a weapon in the hands of 47, and sabotage of anything ranging from outlets to phones to light fixtures to anything in between is 47's modus operandi. His silence comes from the fact that he really takes the role of some vague person: a janitor, a food service worker, etc., and gets close enough to set up the perfect assassination within minutes, with no one really being any the wiser.
    Everything else is fine... but 47 has proven that he can excel at even very public deaths by making them out as accidental.

  • @tonyarkham9402
    @tonyarkham9402 4 роки тому +6

    I've never actually seen Agent 47 smile, he would just have a blank face and eliminate you but I kinda like seeing this happy 47

  • @djbenjiblue7788
    @djbenjiblue7788 5 років тому +11

    The fact he said “getting merked” somehow gives me life 😂

  • @chaotixninja5
    @chaotixninja5 5 років тому +16

    Infographics Show: "It's possible to defeat anyone!"
    Samara & Agent 47: "We're about to end this man's whole career."

  • @dennisfischerjr.3113
    @dennisfischerjr.3113 5 років тому +29

    You vs Sam (trick r' treat)
    You vs Dracula
    You vs pumpkinhead
    You vs jeepers creepers

  • @PeekabooMinecraft
    @PeekabooMinecraft Рік тому +2

    The worst thing of being under 47's radar is, you never know when death comes close.

  • @ADRENERGlC
    @ADRENERGlC 5 років тому +12

    3:32
    Thats why today we want to talk about or sponser Nord VPN

  • @MACERstudios
    @MACERstudios 5 років тому +16

    I just played this game a minute ago. IRONIC

    • @K_D_A
      @K_D_A 5 років тому

      Which one

    • @samsungtab3977
      @samsungtab3977 5 років тому

      Hope you managed to get acces to Hawke's Bay so you can start of in Hitman 2

    • @fahadtherandomguy4981
      @fahadtherandomguy4981 5 років тому

      Samuel Laban that’s not irony

    • @MACERstudios
      @MACERstudios 5 років тому

      KDA the free hitman

  • @hamzie1010
    @hamzie1010 5 років тому +9

    Can you imagine an infographics video with the title
    "YOU vs SAITAMA - Could you defeat and survive him? Strongest hero"
    Now that's a video to wrap your heads around.

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 5 років тому +1

      @Labyrinth9000 He will punch you to pieces first, and then will complain that it's boring to never have worthy enemy.

    • @hamzie1010
      @hamzie1010 5 років тому

      Labyrinth9000 we are talking about real life, not video games. It's also a death match so you are forced to defeat him or in this case, survive. The first second in, you'd most likely die by getting blasted away, then he'd start complaining about how he has no worthy opponents.

  • @crocowithaglocko5876
    @crocowithaglocko5876 5 років тому +170

    Haha changed it you fools

  • @Martin-ph8zx
    @Martin-ph8zx 4 роки тому +6

    He protect
    He attack
    but most importantly
    He'll just reload his save file bacc

  • @solidonaso9142
    @solidonaso9142 5 років тому +7

    It's literally impossible to escape someone like 47. Guy is genetically enhanced to be a perfect assassin. As the game says he doesn't failed once yet.

  • @dogeater7287
    @dogeater7287 5 років тому +11

    Could u survive the Chernobyl + Black Death plague + purge + 55k ft tsunami? All in one area?
    ProbS NOt

  • @titanjakob1056
    @titanjakob1056 5 років тому +14

    Well if bigmooney was playing him everyone’s dead

    • @gianttacogod
      @gianttacogod 5 років тому

      Or RT when he hears TOSSED SALADS AND SCRAMBLED EGGS

  • @darius5396
    @darius5396 5 років тому +12

    I would try to be his friend and keep him on speed dial. That's how i'd do it.

  • @juliobrian4757
    @juliobrian4757 5 років тому +5

    The funny thing is, Agent 47 already know ALL of these tactics. And would most likely have watched this video...

  • @Catswithouthats123
    @Catswithouthats123 Рік тому +1

    Me: not even old enough for discord, slight experience with weapons, insane, very easy to make mad.
    47: “bezus, hesus, you shall now meet jesus”

  • @6aniix931
    @6aniix931 5 років тому +93

    It’s this easy
    Just insult him on the fact that he has no hair

  • @ramizinam7665
    @ramizinam7665 5 років тому +19

    Damm Literally the Earth is not gonna be safe for you 💀💀💀😳

  • @fma3317
    @fma3317 5 років тому +61

    More like agent 48's cousins niece.
    Im I right or....

  • @fart5058
    @fart5058 4 роки тому +6

    The Infographics Show: Stay in public
    Me: THIS IS CORONA

  • @MrSwallows
    @MrSwallows 4 роки тому +6

    Agent 47 is the cause of all happenings in Final Destination series.

  • @edisonrui6281
    @edisonrui6281 5 років тому +26

    And I thought 007 was the most insane hitman ever in my life

    • @gpedre21
      @gpedre21 5 років тому

      Siddhartha RC James is cooler tho, not saying Keanu isn’t

    • @americanfrontier2448
      @americanfrontier2448 5 років тому

      Siddhartha RC yeah but atleast Bond is actually somewhat realistic

  • @danwhite2585
    @danwhite2585 5 років тому +41

    John wick vs Agent 47, I know someone else said it but everyone should comment that so it gets noticed

    • @rakibulislamanik9431
      @rakibulislamanik9431 5 років тому +10

      My vote goes for 47.
      He's genetically modified for this types of job
      Skilled in sneak attacks
      Expert in disguising
      And of course his rapid healing

    • @rakibulislamanik9431
      @rakibulislamanik9431 5 років тому +2

      But I also want them to make a video about it

    • @SouthtownSnob
      @SouthtownSnob 5 років тому +3

      Yep 47 would win

    • @joeljr8599
      @joeljr8599 5 років тому

      RAKIBUL ISLAM ANIK John would win because he is a meme

    • @favilamendez1715
      @favilamendez1715 5 років тому

      The punisher too

  • @edi9892
    @edi9892 5 років тому +8

    How about luring him into a trap?
    Especially, when you are average, he won't expect any death traps...

  • @billymitchell3569
    @billymitchell3569 4 роки тому +7

    Soooo, that guy at the start was thinking he’s gonna get killed because of what he said on Fortnite.
    Alright buddy..

    • @funiguy2219
      @funiguy2219 4 роки тому

      Hopefully 47 IS againts fortnite

  • @prajwalvs1659
    @prajwalvs1659 5 років тому +5

    If someone is throwing objects like bricks and wrenches, then he's agent 47

  • @Trozstarlight
    @Trozstarlight 5 років тому +8

    This is my favorite thing on here 90% because of how the main character looks

  • @andrewcabigas414
    @andrewcabigas414 5 років тому +5

    bright side of this: well, at least you now know how to evade an assassin.
    downside: paranoia

  • @MrIsles192
    @MrIsles192 5 років тому +9

    You vs big boss (metal gear solid) make it happen guys ✌

  • @weeniehut4703
    @weeniehut4703 4 роки тому +1

    3:34 smoothest ad placement I've ever seen

  • @alexalexandru691
    @alexalexandru691 5 років тому +6

    Me: Hmm
    My brain: Dude you never know

  • @bernabus
    @bernabus 5 років тому +4

    How do you manage to consistently animate and upload just pure knowledge everyday, it's really surprising

  • @djmk211
    @djmk211 5 років тому +3

    Agent 47 has always had the best ideas for eliminating people just by letting themselves or others trigger their demise.

  • @jimmyboy514
    @jimmyboy514 5 років тому +24

    Do you vs Rico Rodriguez from just cause 4 I would love to see that

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 5 років тому +1

      Rico only attacks dictators and other such people, and those people don't watch Infographics anyway.

    • @sabribeser2268
      @sabribeser2268 5 років тому

      There are some people you cant beat

    • @jimmyboy514
      @jimmyboy514 5 років тому

      ceu160193 still be fun though

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 5 років тому

      Rico Rodriguez vs kim jong un

    • @thekingofsmiley8882
      @thekingofsmiley8882 5 років тому

      You should also do roco Rodriguez from just cause 3

  • @quarantineclub360
    @quarantineclub360 4 роки тому +3

    notice that the character never changes clothes. Infographics, tell me, how hygenic is this man?

  • @This_is_it_ye
    @This_is_it_ye 5 років тому +10

    but 47 isn't that immune, during the mission to stop the nabazov virus he can get infected

  • @jacobjr7539
    @jacobjr7539 5 років тому +13

    Narrator: Most legendary hitman of all time, agent 47.
    John wick: Hold my pencil.

    • @Raffney
      @Raffney 5 років тому +10

      John Wick is not more epic than 47

    • @ColeAnimates
      @ColeAnimates 5 років тому

      SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE DO SOMETHING!!!

    • @zacrackedgamergg1261
      @zacrackedgamergg1261 5 років тому +12

      @@Raffney 47 beats wick anyday

  • @maurice551
    @maurice551 5 років тому +4

    Video idea:
    John Wick VS Agent 47
    Hitman VS Hitman

  • @rubenchan3813
    @rubenchan3813 4 роки тому +3

    To run away from him, you must get lost in space so he can't track you. Lol

    • @hessexm8065
      @hessexm8065 3 роки тому

      47 has instinct, an abillity which allows him to identify where his targets are so you could hide behind walls but with instinct, he can see you through walls.

  • @naturalhigh8216
    @naturalhigh8216 3 роки тому +1

    "stealth is optional"
    regular agent 47:ok ill still do stealth
    "Stealth is optional"
    Me:Im not agent 47, im RAMBO.

  • @Sniper_4_Life
    @Sniper_4_Life 3 роки тому +2

    4:47 great idea because of course an assasin can't get right behind you because of the noise and confusion in a large group and disappear afterward ..... wait a minute he can

  • @Aj-gd4sg
    @Aj-gd4sg 5 років тому +8

    Loved the recent Hitman movie *AND* Hitman 1 and 2 video games!! So.... this is a(n) *MUST SEE video* for me!

  • @Switchedacounts
    @Switchedacounts 5 років тому +11

    Make John wick vs agent 47 please

  • @halwetherall5029
    @halwetherall5029 5 років тому +4

    This isn’t scary.
    Scary would be a seeing a clown holding a fishing outside your window.

  • @rikku6065
    @rikku6065 5 років тому +1

    Big fan of 47, played almost every Hitman games, and I know what it would be like if he existed in real life.

  • @justinvalle9647
    @justinvalle9647 5 років тому +1

    3:04 metal gear reference, and I love it

  • @ladydimitrescu4746
    @ladydimitrescu4746 5 років тому +4

    Out of all the supernatural beings we've faced in this series, a bald guy with a gun is the unbeatable one?

  • @TheAlphaTeamPlays
    @TheAlphaTeamPlays 5 років тому +6

    “The most legendary Hitman of all time.”
    “John wi-“
    “Agent 47”

  • @blitz4168
    @blitz4168 5 років тому +23

    I'm not first
    I'm not last
    But when The Infografic Show uploads
    I click fast

    • @tal0tis
      @tal0tis 5 років тому

      Tf that make no sense

    • @flitz7549
      @flitz7549 5 років тому +2

      you comment too much

    • @tal0tis
      @tal0tis 5 років тому

      Stan Lee who

    • @flitz7549
      @flitz7549 5 років тому

      stick pixels infinite

    • @chengkakful
      @chengkakful 5 років тому

      Im not first
      Im not fast they upload
      I click last

  • @randomdudeonyoutube.
    @randomdudeonyoutube. 2 роки тому +1

    47 finishes the mission, it can't be stopped.

  • @TheMyopicFed
    @TheMyopicFed 4 роки тому +1

    “47 is all but immune to disease”
    47 during the Patient Zero campaign: *am I a joke to you?*