So happy that you have another bottle. With each of your videos I take two shots of Malort... I'm in Chicago so it's easy to come by. And with you, I don't have to drink alone.
Well, I hesitate to mention it, but you asked. The "Wookie Armpit" 2 oz Malort 1 oz olive brine 1/2 oz vegetable oil Shaken aggressively. A pinch of saffron strands floated as a garnish. Via con Dios.
Gotta say, I brightened up when you pulled out that second bottle... Maybe a Red Bull Malort... Three Mile Island Iced Tea... Malort instead of triple sec in the traditional long island recipe.
Now that the malort arc is over, I would love to see some apple cider reviews. Brickworks is a local Toronto brand and it's amazing, both Queen St. and Batch 1904 are big recommendations.
Wow, you were in rare form in this one PV3. Honestly one of your funniest. As for ideas: Long Island Iced Tea. Replace the vodka and rum with Malort, for maximum flavor, and call it a Sing-Sing Iced Tea.
Can't wait to see the reaction to a Malort sour. Of course, there's multiple recipes to a whiskey sour...to include using Sweet & Sour mix...so he should do a few. I'll even offer mine: Two shots bourbon Squeeze half a lemon Squeeze half a lime OJ to taste
Ethyl alcohol is the type of alcohol you drink, isopropyl alcohol is rubbing alcohol and not the type you drink. So Malört, which no one should ever drink, contains isopropyl alcohol, correct.
Man I really enjoy your videos Mr. Prescott. Please keep up the content. God forbid UA-cam spread this channel around some more and it gain some more recognition🙄
I'll vote for Ramos Gin Fizz. Think the Mallort will play well with the cream and egg white! Could call it the Rammed Mallort Jizz or something like that.
So here's a suggestion: Make a Negroni, but swap the gin for Malört. I tried doing that with Bäska Droppar, a Swedish alcohol made from the herb that give Malört it's name... It worked pretty well to be honest, but depending on your preference for bitter, your milage may vary.
Oh, dang, that part about the whale carcass and the smell of death almost made me feel like having a shot of Malort myself! Luckily, I don't have it handy!
Before I was legal drinking age, we used to mix whisky, usually Dewars White Label, with Hi-C or peach Snapple. Can't see how Malort could be much worse. How about you give that a try! Be a real man PVthree!
I legitimately always think these houses you break into are green screens, and I'm still on the fence that it's not your headlights and a green sheet under a bridge, but damn that fridge water was convincing
Charles Shaw wines from Trader Joe's, aka, Three Buck Chuck needs reviews post haste! Did you pay Presscat in top grade tuna to get him to do the cameo this time?
0:30 Thankfully, there is no isopropyl alcohol in Malört, the alcohol consumed by humans is ethanol. Don't drink any isopropyl alcohol, it's primarily a solvant and disinfectant
Not gonna lie Prescott, I wanna get a bottle now and see for myself... maybe it's that same curiosity that draws a crowd to some disaster or causes rubber-necking. Idk, but I just gotta see for myself how bad it really is
Did Spittoon get his own UA-cam channel? First Spittoon's 'on vacation', then he appears for one episode after clearly having been water tortured. Spittoon, just leave a comment if you need help! #Spittoon
Hmmm... How about a drink where you mix Malört with cranberry juice? A few years ago my friend an I mixed dirt cheap brandy with cranberry juice 50/50 and you couldn't taste either the horrible taste of the so called brandy or the alcohol. We got absolutely shitfaced because we drank a 1L bottle of the brandy together, before we went to the club. We then decided not to mix it ever again because it's too dangerous. But maybe go light on the Malört, like 20% of the total volume. I'm glad you have a second bottle. :)
the algorithm has been down on PV3 lately, but we're here.
the algorithm is a hater, but the real ones know where to find pv3
PV3💯, Malört? 0%….
This is why it's important to like, comment and subscribe now more than ever. Another bottle of Malort has been inflicted upon him. He needs our love!
i think it’s partially the algorithm and partially people not really caring
Yeah I haven’t seen his videos on my feed :/
Call this one "Facing Your Malortality" 😆
So happy that you have another bottle. With each of your videos I take two shots of Malort... I'm in Chicago so it's easy to come by. And with you, I don't have to drink alone.
Well, I hesitate to mention it, but you asked.
The "Wookie Armpit"
2 oz Malort
1 oz olive brine
1/2 oz vegetable oil
Shaken aggressively.
A pinch of saffron strands floated as a garnish.
Via con Dios.
i guess kissing a wookie really can be arranged
You waste Saffron on that slop?
Almost sucking his finger after mixing the drink was my biggest laugh from this episode. 🤣
for sure
Oh, that was a very good piece!)
So when are you making a Piña Malorta?
Does it get its own song?
I was worried for a moment that this could be the end of Malört Mixology but thankfully not. There are still so many wonderful cocktails to ruin
Congrats on finishing your bottle of regret .. good job
The Everclear video is currently at 1.158 MILLION views.
Goddammit so much. I thought for a minute we would finally be done with Malort.
PV3...the anti-depressant we all need but don't deserve.
You can’t get rid of malört… malört gets rid of you ONLY WHEN ITS TIME… long love malört! LOL
Gotta say, I brightened up when you pulled out that second bottle...
Maybe a Red Bull Malort...
Three Mile Island Iced Tea... Malort instead of triple sec in the traditional long island recipe.
That is a disgustingly appropriate name
three mile island iced tea lmfaoooooo
Now that the malort arc is over, I would love to see some apple cider reviews. Brickworks is a local Toronto brand and it's amazing, both Queen St. and Batch 1904 are big recommendations.
Aaaaand then I got to the end and saw you had another bottle. You poor soul.
I was half-way expecting him to drag out a full case of Malort and start calling out the incredibly.... generous nature... of the PV3 Nation. 😜
Gotta do a hard cider review, test a few kinds , and the gross tall can ciders
Prescott: "I use it to clean up Prescatt's vomit and little accidents..."
Me: "Which, the baking soda or the Malort?"
Wow, you were in rare form in this one PV3. Honestly one of your funniest.
As for ideas: Long Island Iced Tea. Replace the vodka and rum with Malort, for maximum flavor, and call it a Sing-Sing Iced Tea.
and the gin with malort, and the tequila with malort, and the triple sec with malort...
Can't wait to see the reaction to a Malort sour.
Of course, there's multiple recipes to a whiskey sour...to include using Sweet & Sour mix...so he should do a few.
I'll even offer mine:
Two shots bourbon
Squeeze half a lemon
Squeeze half a lime
OJ to taste
one of my favorite Malort cocktails is with a very popular whiskey - Skrewball. Add a splash of ginger beer and its perfect!
Perfect for what?
Since the Malort saga continues he should make a Malort Daiquiri next.
Malört Piña Colada. It’ll put the Mmmmm in Malört.
I always start drinking when I watch these videos.
Prescott describes things with the same passion as an erotic novel you pick up at the beach gift shop
Helping the algorithm respect our man.
Ethyl alcohol is the type of alcohol you drink, isopropyl alcohol is rubbing alcohol and not the type you drink. So Malört, which no one should ever drink, contains isopropyl alcohol, correct.
99 bottles of Malort on the wall. 99 bottles of Malort. Take one down, put it back up. 99 bottles of Malort on the wall.
That was pure poetry. Beautiful.
The Chicago River has been cleaned up but it still it is the middle of a major metropolitan area. People throw thing into it.
I'm still looking forward to the Malort Iced Tea
Let's do some little known classics. Maybe a Zeus? Vodka and Campari on ice normally, but replace the vodka with Malort and we got something!
The "up up down down left right" Konami Code doesn't apply, but kudos to everyone watching at 0.5 speed! Especial respect to PVM!
Man I really enjoy your videos Mr. Prescott. Please keep up the content. God forbid UA-cam spread this channel around some more and it gain some more recognition🙄
Someone needs to get him some more Malort.
That was intense! Lol... That painted a hell of an experience! You sure you're not a writer?
Malort: tastes like the entire book of Job!
How about a bourbon milk punch, made with Malort?
I'll vote for Ramos Gin Fizz. Think the Mallort will play well with the cream and egg white!
Could call it the Rammed Mallort Jizz or something like that.
A malort grasshopper would do well in the algorithm. Malort, creme de menthe, ice cream
Congrats!!
So here's a suggestion: Make a Negroni, but swap the gin for Malört. I tried doing that with Bäska Droppar, a Swedish alcohol made from the herb that give Malört it's name... It worked pretty well to be honest, but depending on your preference for bitter, your milage may vary.
"Hot Blubber Parade" by M'Lort & M'Lady
Oh, dang, that part about the whale carcass and the smell of death almost made me feel like having a shot of Malort myself! Luckily, I don't have it handy!
Now?? Onto Absinthe & TRUE moonshine!🤣 Time to travel Pv3!!! Xo
Before I was legal drinking age, we used to mix whisky, usually Dewars White Label, with Hi-C or peach Snapple. Can't see how Malort could be much worse. How about you give that a try! Be a real man PVthree!
You have no idea... malort makes dewars seem positively delicious in comparison
You Malorted my day!
Commenting to help PV3 popularity
I legitimately always think these houses you break into are green screens, and I'm still on the fence that it's not your headlights and a green sheet under a bridge, but damn that fridge water was convincing
I love your videos but they don’t show on my feed as much. I’m commenting so that the algorithm pushes your content to me.
I laugh at all these videos. We gotta get PV3 to 200k subscribers!
Stirring it with your finger took it over the top! lol
Try sour candy. Sour candy fully neutralizes the malort aftertaste.
I cannot believe that PVIII is not the best thing that has happened to Malorts.
I think the Malort grasshopper will help cut down the flavor. I mean, cold helps tame flavors.
Take on the shot of Angostura. Probably more interesting and complex than Malort and you can make fun of people from Wisconsin.
Charles Shaw wines from Trader Joe's, aka, Three Buck Chuck needs reviews post haste!
Did you pay Presscat in top grade tuna to get him to do the cameo this time?
Didn't you just open a new bottle last episode? Are you drinking malort in your off time PV3?
Damn algorithm removed you from my recommended a year nearly. I'm catching up PV3!
I'm still pulling for a malort flip!
Malortito Pv3 nation needs it
You gotta make a traditional negroni with the absinthe rinse, using malort instead of gin.
White Russian - malort and half and half
Is there enough alcohol content in Malort to do flaming shots? That would be entertaining. Don't have much facial hair to worry about!
Knowing how much you appreciate it, I just bought you 5 cases and need to know your current mailing address.
I wonder what "flavor tripping" tablets would do to Malort? 🤔
Please please please review Five Star Whisky
lol, chicago river isn't as bad as it used to be, tbh. They've spent a ton of money on cleaning it up over the last few years.
Malort and Squirt brand grapefruit soda
Please do a malort sour
"i mean it doesn't physically disappear, thank god"
Still waiting on the Malort sunrise
0:30 Thankfully, there is no isopropyl alcohol in Malört, the alcohol consumed by humans is ethanol. Don't drink any isopropyl alcohol, it's primarily a solvant and disinfectant
Did I see another full bottle in the sink?
Holy fu*k the whale story got dark... Damn... Keep it up PV3 you are a light in the Malört darkness.
Maybe a Malort enema?
I don't want to know what lore exists with this idea 😱
when are you going to review Chartreuse?
Not gonna lie Prescott, I wanna get a bottle now and see for myself... maybe it's that same curiosity that draws a crowd to some disaster or causes rubber-necking. Idk, but I just gotta see for myself how bad it really is
How about Malort and black Coffee?
Nothing clever to say here, just helping out with the algorithm so more people will see this wonderful, sad man.
Empty the rest of the bottle. The finale of the series?
I have put baking soda in a very citrus-y cocktail to keep the acid in my stomach from going crazy. But to cover the taste of alcohol!? Silly.
Recommendation that you use hydrogen peroxide to clean up cat vomit. It works better than baking soda.
Did Spittoon get his own UA-cam channel? First Spittoon's 'on vacation', then he appears for one episode after clearly having been water tortured. Spittoon, just leave a comment if you need help! #Spittoon
Whats up with the wrinkled shirt?
Did abby take the iron as well?
Of course
isn't this basically just cub soda without any bubbles? The children are our future, heaven help us all...
Hmmm... How about a drink where you mix Malört with cranberry juice?
A few years ago my friend an I mixed dirt cheap brandy with cranberry juice 50/50 and you couldn't taste either the horrible taste of the so called brandy or the alcohol.
We got absolutely shitfaced because we drank a 1L bottle of the brandy together, before we went to the club. We then decided not to mix it ever again because it's too dangerous.
But maybe go light on the Malört, like 20% of the total volume.
I'm glad you have a second bottle. :)
Hey PVIII. What’s worse, Malort or Everclear? How about mixing Malort and Everclear. Maybe they would cancel each other out. Lol
My thought exactly when he said that if anything Malort needs more alcohol.
"When you drink this, you know you're going to die one day"
so how about a Malort Mojito or even better a Malort Mai Tai
Malort through a brita filter? 😂 See if that helps?
If you're drinking something with isopropyl... Uh, bye man.
I can really feel the distaste for Malot. ✌️👍
Malort margaritas!
Everclear Malort?
Hmm I wonder if baking soda in beverages has been invented for 400 years.... No no I just saw it today so it's trending obviously
Dude said malort contains isopropyl haha - probably does
God... I think PV3 is the only person over the age of like... 14/15 whod ever willingly try this. XP
Bring back $5 treasures!
damn I'm here early
Pour one out fir the homie malort
It took us so far
My god, man. Your eyes are the prettiest of... blue? Are they blue? Whatever, you have pretty eyes, that's the point.