Malört Mixology: Old-Fashioned

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  • Опубліковано 6 лис 2022
  • It's got the "old" flavor part right, anyway.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 123

  • @DanielVance
    @DanielVance Рік тому +52

    It's so cute to see Spittoon trying to hide in the sink during an episode he's not a part of, if only to give support to his best friend. #Spittoon #Algorithm

  • @RobCamp-rmc_0
    @RobCamp-rmc_0 Рік тому +3

    That was a clear fist pound of disappointment onto the counter, no mistaking it.

  • @ooklamoc4411
    @ooklamoc4411 Рік тому +12

    I can only imagine harvesting ice is scraping the frost off ice machines outside seedy convenience stores.

  • @jordanhawk9949
    @jordanhawk9949 Рік тому +23

    Thank you PV3 for taking on the Mold Fashioned! You're the hero we deserve.

    • @IRLTheGreatZarquon
      @IRLTheGreatZarquon Рік тому

      I'm surprised he was able to make it as far as he did on this one, Malört is some seriously terrible stuff.

  • @vectorgen
    @vectorgen Рік тому +26

    Hot Buttered Malört! We need it!

  • @Chlorate299
    @Chlorate299 Рік тому +40

    Who else gets the feeling that PV3 is singlehandedly keeping Jeppsons in business?

    • @VR-Trooper
      @VR-Trooper Рік тому +2

      Not hardly...
      There's a bar in Geneva, IL that is an official Malört bar. Decal on the door!

  • @Spamsmoothie1701
    @Spamsmoothie1701 Рік тому +3

    I literally bought a bottle of Malort because of this channel. I had to know how bad it was for myself.

  • @JunctionToMusou
    @JunctionToMusou Рік тому +10

    Each Malort cocktail is like a temple in Final Fantasy X. Every creation is like a Cloister of Trials and each tasting is like a summoner praying to the fayth.

    • @marshallclifton1329
      @marshallclifton1329 Рік тому +2

      Wow, didn’t expect to see a guardian here. Maybe PV3 is one too?

  • @seanmoriarty311
    @seanmoriarty311 Рік тому +13

    I bet he will never drink Malort again after this Malort Mixology series. However, there are countless amounts of cocktails out there, so there is no end in sight.

  • @trashcompactorYT
    @trashcompactorYT Рік тому +10

    I think PV3 is starting to acquire a taste for Malort, slowly and painfully

    • @DefconMaster
      @DefconMaster Рік тому

      That is one of the weird things about Malört: if you drink it enough, you eventually start to _like_ it

    • @bewilderedcat2536
      @bewilderedcat2536 Рік тому

      @@DefconMaster Stockholm Syndrome.

  • @andrewsenior2505
    @andrewsenior2505 Рік тому +6

    This channel is criminally underrated

  • @chuckfinley6747
    @chuckfinley6747 Рік тому +4

    Alright PV3, time to do a Malort Sidecar. Call it a Carcrash

  • @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME
    @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME Рік тому +2

    1:43 new character unlocked: LOUIS, another sommelier, who harvests his own ice from his ice farm.

  • @Dant2142
    @Dant2142 Рік тому +25

    This is the one I've been waiting for.
    Maybe you can end the year on a cocktail that isn't horrific? I know HTD did something with Malort a while back that was still drinkable, supposedly.

    • @DefconMaster
      @DefconMaster Рік тому

      Even that one was still a little weird though. A more surefire route is Malört, Limoncello, and grapefruit soda

  • @pcmacintyre
    @pcmacintyre Рік тому +11

    Since you are in Austin, how about a crossover with the Whiskey Tribe/Whiskey Vault? I think PV3 and The Mooch would be interesting.
    $30 for Luxardo cherries? I get a two pack at Costco for that price.

  • @haywoodjablomi7375
    @haywoodjablomi7375 Рік тому +2

    Ad for IBS medication rolled before this video. I know it’s gonna be good.

  • @YearsOfLeadPoisoning
    @YearsOfLeadPoisoning Рік тому +1

    "Self-loathing LEGO guy convinces bystanders to remain sober"

  • @Ultimatebubs
    @Ultimatebubs Рік тому +3

    PV3 is actually HUGE on Bing. They love him over there!

  • @klockwerk187
    @klockwerk187 Рік тому +9

    I love that you’re “my people”, your humor is unique but so good. Stay awesome brother

  • @cypherial
    @cypherial 4 місяці тому +1

    8 min video, spends 25% of it stalling because he doesn't want to drink Malort. Based and 10/10 pilled

  • @hamlaser
    @hamlaser Рік тому +1

    The face after the first sip. "Yep, this shit again"

  • @carlswenson5403
    @carlswenson5403 Рік тому +4

    I dont drink alcohol, but damn dude, way to soldier up and put in an attempt at being the only human on record to actually finish a bottle of Malört alone ... all alone.

  • @daviduliana9950
    @daviduliana9950 Рік тому +1

    The cake metaphor was iconic.

  • @Christopher_Wheeler
    @Christopher_Wheeler Рік тому +4

    Seriously, it would be wonderful if you did a collab with the Whiskey Tribe. Y’all are very close by each other.

  • @BBBSparky1
    @BBBSparky1 Рік тому +3

    I think he’s getting used to it, three sips?

  • @TO-7025
    @TO-7025 Рік тому +3

    Such a travesty to an old fashioned. It's fantastic

  • @PhaTs00p
    @PhaTs00p Рік тому +1

    At some point your body will crave the malort flavor, like a cruel mistress.

  • @nappa0582
    @nappa0582 Рік тому +3

    With the Old-fashioned done, hopefully the next one is the Tequila Sunrise.

  • @Finwolven
    @Finwolven Рік тому +1

    I think there was an expectation of eventually becoming accustomed to the taste, at least in my mind. But Malört clearly has that je ne sais quoi that is completely impervious to any relaxation.
    That's probably down to the skunk road-kill flavor.

  • @oldmandeath
    @oldmandeath Рік тому +3

    I will keep asking for it, a French 75, replacing the Gin with Malort.

  • @trossk
    @trossk Рік тому

    Bing is awesome. And now, I want to try Malört cocktails too

  • @StereoTyp0
    @StereoTyp0 Рік тому +1

    You're not wrong about those cherries

  • @patricklippert8345
    @patricklippert8345 Рік тому +1

    Holidays are around the corner so malortnog

  • @MrPlainsflyer
    @MrPlainsflyer Рік тому

    This was everything I wanted and more

  • @kitesquid
    @kitesquid 9 днів тому

    I gotta get back to Chicago so I can get a bottle of Malort!!!!! Ugh, did I just say that????

  • @dmr11235
    @dmr11235 Рік тому +1

    I tentatively think I’ve actually been able to make a good malort cocktail. It’s a Negroni variant:
    1.5oz Gin
    1.5oz Vermouth
    0.75oz Aperol
    0.75oz Malort
    Stir over ice, grapefruit twist

  • @tedblumstein6772
    @tedblumstein6772 Рік тому +7

    I went to a Wine Festival yesterday and sampled some of the worst wines ever... GA is not known for great wines. Would love to see PV3 do a video from a crappy wine festival...

    • @Mazorzarch
      @Mazorzarch Рік тому

      It could be a Regional Wine Pain Olympics, with the worst ones having a shot of Malört mixed in to see if that helps?

  • @DBiggsWoodworking
    @DBiggsWoodworking Рік тому +2

    I tried to buy some malort and UPS decided to drop-kick the box before it got here. I then received a phone call from them, complaining that it stank to high hell and damaged other packages.

  • @lincalmighty
    @lincalmighty Рік тому +2

    I still maintain that you should add 2-3 drops of saline solution to each of the Malort cocktails, chemically speaking it should go a long way towards making it drinkable.

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 Рік тому +1

      Out of curiosity, what would that do?

    • @lincalmighty
      @lincalmighty Рік тому +1

      @@jasonblalock4429 Blocks some of your tongues receptors ability to taste bitter flavors, should help with bringing out some of the flavors that might be being overpowered by the oppressive bitterness of Malort.

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 Рік тому

      @@lincalmighty Interesting, thx!

  • @darthbane4980
    @darthbane4980 Рік тому

    I am buying a Bottle of Malort from this.

  • @johnnycampbell3422
    @johnnycampbell3422 Рік тому

    Woody has way more friends than Prescott, no wait, those are Prescotts friends.

  • @NfernalMilkshake
    @NfernalMilkshake Рік тому

    Harvesting clear ice is serious business.

  • @drengillespie
    @drengillespie 6 місяців тому

    I swap the bitters and Malort. I use Crown Royal black and simple syrup.

  • @jasonblalock4429
    @jasonblalock4429 Рік тому +1

    I'm still pulling for a Long Island Iced Tea. Or, perhaps, a Rikers Island Ice Tea, in this case. Swap out the vodka and/or rum, but let the more flavorful liquors stay in for the most expressive experience!

  • @MrMorganwatch
    @MrMorganwatch Рік тому

    Malort - Smoker's Cough!!

  • @soulknife20
    @soulknife20 Рік тому +7

    I am both insulted and excited you did this. The Colorado Avalanche thing is because their color commentator died the other day

  • @reggiewood5164
    @reggiewood5164 Рік тому

    I ALWAYS mix drinks with you during the video, I sometimes have to fudge the recipe sometimes if I don't have all the ingredients.... OK, I only have vodka and coke but still

  • @andrewpeters5907
    @andrewpeters5907 Рік тому

    Malört on the Beach!

  • @ferggy99
    @ferggy99 Рік тому

    A Malort Sour, Malort and Dr. Pepper or Malort and SevenUp should be next. You can call it Malort, Seven up yours!

  • @josephmatuszak3855
    @josephmatuszak3855 Рік тому

    Seems like an alternative to waterboarding to me....

  • @dwlang001
    @dwlang001 Рік тому +2

    I gotta be honest, I am not making these at home. I never plan to, either. You can do it with your little rat fingers but Imma just watch your suffering as you're no doubt used to.

  • @spenzalii
    @spenzalii Рік тому

    Came for the horrible Old Fashioned, stayed for the Bing slander. Time well spent, i'd say

  • @danieltolliver8549
    @danieltolliver8549 Рік тому

    I tried to make the molort drinks at home with you... I live in a state that doesn't carry it. in the whole state. I checked.

  • @intoxicatedmasculinity
    @intoxicatedmasculinity Рік тому +1

    You should do a Malort Negroni, replace the gin with Malort...

  • @andrewgarcia3136
    @andrewgarcia3136 Рік тому

    as an ice harvester i am offended

  • @johnnyrayh5858
    @johnnyrayh5858 Рік тому

    How long till pv3 starts to like Malort? Any guesses?

  • @Rob_1689
    @Rob_1689 Рік тому +1

    Do an Irish coffee or rather Chicago coffee.... Mmmmm.... Hot malort

  • @johnmiller1267
    @johnmiller1267 Рік тому

    How about a Ramos Malort Fizz?

  • @MajorBrolls
    @MajorBrolls Рік тому +1

    Malortito por favor

  • @kirill42069
    @kirill42069 Рік тому

    How about chartreuse?

  • @aranjenkins2627
    @aranjenkins2627 25 днів тому

    I’d recommend using bulleit bourbon instead of malort

  • @adamstanton7808
    @adamstanton7808 Рік тому

    Nice Kung Fu Panda reference.

  • @TheProject1228
    @TheProject1228 Рік тому +4

    I was curious what this would do. It looks like a negroni.

  • @Dub_910
    @Dub_910 Рік тому

    sorry can't find it in NC

  • @sezerac910
    @sezerac910 Рік тому

    Unfortunately I used my last Bing search to look your channel up again...I forgot to book mark your yt

  • @davidvanlanen4330
    @davidvanlanen4330 Рік тому

    Vodka/Malort and Redbull

  • @authorrayrogers
    @authorrayrogers Рік тому

    3:48 is my new desktop background. (It's unhealthy how much I enjoy these.)

  • @tedmilonski7236
    @tedmilonski7236 Рік тому

    Sorry PV3, I'd love to drink along with you...but I just can't seem to remember Malört on my shopping list

  • @TLS748
    @TLS748 Рік тому

    One day you will review Five Star Whiskey

  • @lisecreed6749
    @lisecreed6749 Рік тому

    MALORTAAAAAAAAAAA COLADAAAAAAAAAA

  • @frydaepiedae
    @frydaepiedae Рік тому

    Malort sour next!

  • @504WorldWar1
    @504WorldWar1 Рік тому

    Pimm’s Cup, Mint Julep, or Hurricane

  • @OkellaWood
    @OkellaWood Рік тому

    @4:10 Strong constitutions only!

  • @alexdavison2474
    @alexdavison2474 Рік тому

    Preston try sour gummies as a chaser, they completely neutralize the malort aftertaste!

  • @DanielPraxis
    @DanielPraxis Рік тому

    i bought Malort for this one.... Love me an Old fashioned, I hate what i created.

  • @ddy3smptr
    @ddy3smptr 4 місяці тому

    Ouch. Your pain is worth it😊

  • @jettnash5217
    @jettnash5217 Рік тому

    Is that a new shirt? Looking Dapper PV3

  • @RapidResponce
    @RapidResponce Рік тому

    That's a $30 glass of the runs

  • @bigkidbowser43
    @bigkidbowser43 Рік тому

    Am I once again asking?
    well by gosh by golly boyo i sure am
    Try a pina malorta

  • @michaelo5665
    @michaelo5665 Рік тому

    No!?! I thought you had left the old fashioned alone out of respect. P.s. love the shirt btw.

  • @Zilla__man
    @Zilla__man Рік тому

    Pruno coming atcha

  • @dugaldlivingston8923
    @dugaldlivingston8923 Рік тому

    Do a Bloody Mary but call it a Bloody Malort

  • @corbinhelt2782
    @corbinhelt2782 9 місяців тому

    Dude, you have a great channel but why are you buying simple syrup?

  • @cassandrawright2781
    @cassandrawright2781 Рік тому

    I think I'm in love with u🥰🥰

  • @raultrashlord4404
    @raultrashlord4404 Рік тому

    now this is exceptionally rancid

  • @gmarkv10
    @gmarkv10 Рік тому

    jenny nicholson church plays

  • @KyleC2OO7
    @KyleC2OO7 Рік тому

    Ud figure that it would eventually grow on him.

  • @OkellaWood
    @OkellaWood Рік тому

    bing searched!

  • @TheDilettante
    @TheDilettante Рік тому

    Malort. And. Mango. Topo. Chico.

  • @cowboycole.4554
    @cowboycole.4554 Рік тому

    Next up, malort sour, instead of whiskey sour

  • @KGiustOD
    @KGiustOD Рік тому

    The obvious name is a Mal Fashioned.

  • @zackbryans4982
    @zackbryans4982 Рік тому

    Pretty sure the bitters were not needed lmao

  • @vectorgen
    @vectorgen Рік тому +1

    I actually like my Malört with a couple dashes of bitters.

  • @dericzanardi9085
    @dericzanardi9085 Рік тому

    hear me out. a liitwhere its all malort, triple sec, sweet and sour and coke

  • @sethdoss8731
    @sethdoss8731 Рік тому

    I searched on bing, who's with me?

  • @ursamines7643
    @ursamines7643 Рік тому

    You can make prison wine…there are recipes

  • @marshallclifton1329
    @marshallclifton1329 Рік тому

    No, we are not making these 😅

    • @marshallclifton1329
      @marshallclifton1329 Рік тому

      Well, the old fashioned is my favorite cocktail so I could be convinced.

  • @tedblumstein6772
    @tedblumstein6772 Рік тому

    2nd

  • @jdwilliams518
    @jdwilliams518 Рік тому

    I'm going to buy a bottle of Malört and follow along with these videos..
    No.. I'm lying.. I definitely will not do that.. yuck..

  • @charlesje1966
    @charlesje1966 Рік тому

    I don't drink Malort. Never gonna drink Malort. I'm not learning anything from the Melort videos.