Malört Mixology: The (Great?) Soda Stream Experiment

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  • @lucasschomaker7380
    @lucasschomaker7380 5 місяців тому +224

    I really wonder why the UA-cam algorithm is black balling you so bad. Your content is and has been top notch for years.

    • @TGFMusic
      @TGFMusic 5 місяців тому +14

      Seriously, it blew him up during COVID and then just stopped dead in its tracks.

    • @TheAutumnNetwork
      @TheAutumnNetwork 5 місяців тому +4

      @@TGFMusic its why I hate youtube as a whole. Wish more creators would move to a less-centralized and less corporate platform.

    • @anonopossum
      @anonopossum 5 місяців тому +5

      youtube just hasnt been showing me any of his videos for months, this is the first one theyve actually shown me in a long time

    • @HardestTB
      @HardestTB 4 місяці тому +1

      Because hes an actor for an advertising company called Bandolier. Theyve made a ton of viral stuff. I do enjoy the videos but Pv3 is sadly a character.

    • @rileycannon
      @rileycannon 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@HardestTBdid anyone think he was real? It was clear from the beginning he was a character but it was a fun character with good screen presence. Still want to see him pop up on my feed when I subscribe to him instead of a bunch of random trash that I'm not subscribed to.

  • @ClassicoMachine
    @ClassicoMachine 5 місяців тому +166

    My day instantly gets better every time I see this poor soul’s face pop up with a new video

  • @qrangejuice8225
    @qrangejuice8225 5 місяців тому +42

    >trying a new personality
    >looks like Ryan Gosling
    Never fails

  • @oafkad
    @oafkad 5 місяців тому +22

    PV3 hitting puberty has been wild. Look at that facial hair.

  • @itsmileyy
    @itsmileyy 5 місяців тому +27

    I am very excited for the PV3 coke dealer arc

  • @Sandman__
    @Sandman__ 5 місяців тому +26

    Every time I open one of these videos I’m shocked at how it’s not more popular

  • @Finwolven
    @Finwolven 5 місяців тому +12

    That saunter in, then the dead soul look when removing the sunglasses...
    The sip, the grimace, the second sip, the seizure. Pure comedy genius.

  • @natedavis3441
    @natedavis3441 5 місяців тому +7

    An internet review said Malort had some profound notes of “gasoline, grapefruit, sweat, wax, fire, mineral oil, and bitterness” lol. You poor man

  • @fcon2123
    @fcon2123 5 місяців тому +39

    Man, ya'll made this guy drink Malort so many times he can actually kinda stomach that swill. The rather tame faces of mild disgust he makes after every sip say this is far from his first rodeo.
    As a denizen of the city that birthed that vile concoction, you have my respect sir. Nobody willingly drinks it. Every group has that one friend with about 3/4 a bottle of this crap sitting on a shelf just for those rare moments someone has never heard of it before, and everyone can go "oh dude, you gotta try it - it's GREAT."

    • @Ramonatho
      @Ramonatho 4 місяці тому +1

      I tried it for the first time three weeks ago and it was tolerable. Unicum and Sweick are so much worse.

  • @MosierMan1
    @MosierMan1 5 місяців тому +14

    Malort is this man's Groundhog Day

  • @calvinerickson5693
    @calvinerickson5693 5 місяців тому +9

    The beard is really selling the 'one step away from freight train hobo' vibe.

    • @no0ns
      @no0ns 5 місяців тому +2

      That's the next step. Malört & Train Hopping.

  • @KerythDraws
    @KerythDraws 5 місяців тому +7

    Youre like a bizarre collision of Jim Carrey and Richard Hammond , its incredible

  • @robertl6196
    @robertl6196 5 місяців тому +15

    It's good to have multiple personalities PV3.

  • @chrisstott4100
    @chrisstott4100 5 місяців тому +18

    You didn't even take off your jacket to show off your guns.😅 Another classic!

  • @ChiefBlueScreen
    @ChiefBlueScreen 5 місяців тому +7

    I don't know if I can take malort opinions on someone who dresses so cool.

  • @chipredacted
    @chipredacted 5 місяців тому +30

    Prescott I love your videos, you don't even have to consume malort and I'll watch all of them

  • @phillphunny
    @phillphunny 5 місяців тому +8

    I love that the first time he did the chop he looked like Nathan Drake but after the carbonated Malort he looked like Nico Bellic.

  • @DanielVance
    @DanielVance 5 місяців тому +28

    Spittoon needs to start taking fan requests. It's been years and I'm still waiting on that 24-hour Spittoon holiday Yule Log video. #Spittoon

  • @josephmatuszak3855
    @josephmatuszak3855 5 місяців тому +21

    Chicago River Fizz:
    1/2 ounce dark rum
    1/2 ounce malort
    1 ounce melon liquor
    1/2 ounce freshly squeezed lemon juice
    1/2 teaspoon superfine sugar
    1 egg white
    3 to 5 ounces club soda, to taste

    • @My_Naginta
      @My_Naginta 5 місяців тому +2

      This made me grimace. I love it. Please do it, PV3

    • @emanderson30
      @emanderson30 5 місяців тому +2

      I threw up a little bit just reading this recipe….

    • @RoadTrip.
      @RoadTrip. 5 місяців тому

      This sounds awful and you're a bad person for coming up with it. PV3 you know what to do.

    • @Finwolven
      @Finwolven 5 місяців тому

      So a foamy malort? Because that's all you'll be tasting.

  • @TheyLoveThemLLC
    @TheyLoveThemLLC 5 місяців тому +16

    The first three seconds? Iconic. The new groove? Exceptional. Hot. If only new PV3 liked Malort he'd be irresistible ;p

  • @oldmandeath
    @oldmandeath 5 місяців тому +8

    I am going to keep going on asking for a French 75 malort mixology, replacing the Gin with Malort. You can call it a Sad 75. I haven't stopped asking and I don't plan on it.

  • @arro-pie
    @arro-pie 5 місяців тому +3

    Listen, I won't lie to you... I'm loving the beard my guy, keep it. But also, don't stop suffering for my enjoyment. I now require both.

  • @LukeIsntworking
    @LukeIsntworking 5 місяців тому +6

    PVM III can get it.

  • @wingspan7763
    @wingspan7763 5 місяців тому +3

    I think we need thick Malort now

  • @juneberrysaint
    @juneberrysaint 5 місяців тому +4

    The vegan leather jacket is a great addition

  • @cameronbatko
    @cameronbatko 5 місяців тому +7

    Damn, just last episode the wood people were celebrating. Now they are fighting to not fall off the countertop

    • @RobCamp-rmc_0
      @RobCamp-rmc_0 5 місяців тому

      A story told silently in every [I guess recent] episode

  • @Kodiac
    @Kodiac 5 місяців тому +3

    I fully support PV3's new facial hair arc !

  • @JestaKilla
    @JestaKilla 5 місяців тому +3

    I think "Malort julip" sort of has a ring to it.

    • @Komeuppance
      @Komeuppance 5 місяців тому +1

      Ah yes, the same harmonious ring as the sound of vomit resonating in a porcelain throne.

  • @axolotlkillingsquad
    @axolotlkillingsquad 5 місяців тому +7

    THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR

  • @lui5gif
    @lui5gif 5 місяців тому +3

    New PV3 looks cool, but also looks like you live in a van. With a cool mural. Which... Is marginally better than a car? Maybe?

  • @delawaresace
    @delawaresace 5 місяців тому +11

    Sadly, I cannot give this a try. I gave away my SodaStream years ago. Also, I'm not a masochist

  • @OrionsAnvil
    @OrionsAnvil 5 місяців тому +2

    Feel like this episode should be called "Sommeliering from GTA" 😎

  • @tharedpotatowwhale
    @tharedpotatowwhale 5 місяців тому +2

    I’m convinced he just drinks Malort just to feel something.

  • @stankmcdankton6204
    @stankmcdankton6204 5 місяців тому +5

    How is this man not a character on It's Always Sunny?

    • @RobCamp-rmc_0
      @RobCamp-rmc_0 5 місяців тому +2

      Rickety Cricket if he made different, but lateral, life decisions

  • @lalc__
    @lalc__ 5 місяців тому +4

    wooden guys in a dangerous predicament

  • @authorrayrogers
    @authorrayrogers 5 місяців тому +4

    5:04 is my new desktop wallpaper. Why am I enjoying watching someone's downward spiral of slowly pickling themselves so much? What is wrong with me?

  • @tswan137
    @tswan137 5 місяців тому +4

    Whoa, this guy is so cool ❤

  • @Haddock1
    @Haddock1 4 місяці тому

    Hey it's the guy from my pub! Always telling warnings of drinks I should never try! A true hero to the community.

  • @EyesOfByes
    @EyesOfByes 5 місяців тому +1

    "Will you carbonate?"
    "NEJ"
    That's an old Swedish TV-commercial reference.

  • @RapidResponce
    @RapidResponce 5 місяців тому +3

    I've been with Prescott since his first video. His ex will never get back with him even if she wanted to. 😂

  • @VR-Trooper
    @VR-Trooper 5 місяців тому +2

    "Do 8 year olds live in their car?? I doubt it..."

  • @Zombienekers
    @Zombienekers 5 місяців тому +12

    I like the new look! Genuinely looks great!

  • @centerofthespiral
    @centerofthespiral 5 місяців тому +1

    This guys character arc gives me life.
    ...
    I'm not a sadist, you are

  • @kd5mtl
    @kd5mtl 5 місяців тому +2

    About 10 years ago there was a legendary guy here in UA-cam land that put coffee and whiskey in his netti pot and gave er a go. I'm thinking netti pot + Malort = PV3 sainthood

  • @azrek
    @azrek 5 місяців тому +2

    4:46: The moment his soul leaves his body...

  • @laszlobernstein6462
    @laszlobernstein6462 5 місяців тому +3

    Not sure when you stand, but just a reminder that Soda Stream is on the BDS list

    • @LeafLeafy
      @LeafLeafy 5 місяців тому +1

      yes!! 👆🏻 glad someone's mentioned

    • @brennapye677
      @brennapye677 5 місяців тому +1

      If you read between the lines, he's telling us where he stands. 🍉

  • @Slattery777
    @Slattery777 5 місяців тому +3

    Any day PVC3 posts is a good day

  • @BrandonsYouTube
    @BrandonsYouTube 5 місяців тому +11

    Who here thinks it's time for everclear to make a return? Carbonated?

    • @My_Naginta
      @My_Naginta 5 місяців тому +3

      Everclear and Malort cocktail!

  • @hayleyteneyck4885
    @hayleyteneyck4885 5 місяців тому +4

    Always excited for these videos 🎉

  • @LordRae
    @LordRae 5 місяців тому +2

    I thought I was watching the wrong thing until I heard your normal voice. lol

  • @jamesoffer6758
    @jamesoffer6758 5 місяців тому +2

    Is it just me of PV3 is infront of a green screen? More confusing, is he infront of a green screen but behind a real sink? If so, his set design is pretty good for being unemployed. 🤣

  • @alfredoelias4760
    @alfredoelias4760 5 місяців тому +2

    The lore is getting fucking crazy! And I’m hyped for it 🤘

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum 5 місяців тому +2

    Not gonna lie, that's a sweet jacket.

  • @bjf10
    @bjf10 5 місяців тому +7

    You really should try the barrel aged malort, it's much less bad, especially on ice with a splash of water.

    • @joebidensdentures4541
      @joebidensdentures4541 5 місяців тому +1

      They barrel aged Malort? Is this satire?
      Please God let it be satire.

    • @bjf10
      @bjf10 5 місяців тому +1

      @@joebidensdentures4541 oh no it's quite real! Barrel aging it really is an improvement (though not for the barrel)

  • @laurusschluep7464
    @laurusschluep7464 5 місяців тому +2

    First thought Malort started to bring out Prescott van Meyer's alter ego Prescott van Damme

  • @warbear55122
    @warbear55122 5 місяців тому +4

    You are the Ryan Gosling of malort

  • @bling-182
    @bling-182 5 місяців тому +4

    PVIII: The (Great?) Rizzologist 0:05

  • @nullvis
    @nullvis 4 місяці тому

    I've watched you for about 3 to 4 years now. I tried malort finally for the first time, maybe a month or two ago.
    I have so much more appreciation for life now.

  • @WhiteRaven696
    @WhiteRaven696 5 місяців тому +3

    This look is making me FERAL OMG

  • @Bedonkabonk
    @Bedonkabonk 5 місяців тому +2

    Hey! I had a Fonzie jacket with those elasticizing wrists when I was -- Oh. When I was 8 years old.

  • @defensewinsgames6
    @defensewinsgames6 5 місяців тому +2

    I can't wait till that beard grows in!

  • @phiziognius
    @phiziognius 5 місяців тому +1

    Life is oddly real. Lub ya big guy. Thank you for alllll the awesome videos, you da best.

  • @benvasilinda9729
    @benvasilinda9729 5 місяців тому +5

    If ur gonna give us the bad boy look, u better give us the bad boy attitude. Talk down to us and insult us like our favorite female bartenders because we all know we’re gonna come back for more.
    Bad boy PV III needs a tougher name too when this character comes to play.

    • @VR-Trooper
      @VR-Trooper 5 місяців тому

      5:15

    • @Finwolven
      @Finwolven 5 місяців тому

      Hold your horses there, parasocial relationships are bad enough already, don't go putting ideas out there that'll make it worse.

  • @artoffacts96
    @artoffacts96 5 місяців тому +2

    The rugged look suits him

  • @brandona6711
    @brandona6711 5 місяців тому +3

    This new persona is great! I assume it's for a potential role? Tom Cruise's younger douchebag brother in Top Gun 3? Or they're finally making Wolverine prequel and they needed the "pre" version of wolverine when he was just a skinny nerd finding his way through his early 20s? ;) JK, im only commenting to help the YT algorithm notice your content. The world is better with you in it!

  • @jessicasprague9085
    @jessicasprague9085 5 місяців тому +5

    I can't believe how fast I hit the like button

  • @hamptonwingate9445
    @hamptonwingate9445 5 місяців тому +1

    “It’s brutally dystopian” is how I wake up in the morning, and I like it 😂

  • @brennapye677
    @brennapye677 5 місяців тому +1

    I see you, PV3 and I appreciate you! 🍉

  • @SDXStudio
    @SDXStudio 5 місяців тому +3

    Chicago approves of this.

    • @SDXStudio
      @SDXStudio 5 місяців тому +1

      We also approve of the leather.

  • @flynn3065
    @flynn3065 5 місяців тому +6

    I love the new you! Maybe if the next 'new you' were more like Mr. Beast you'd have more views.

  • @Take-the-Ticket
    @Take-the-Ticket 4 місяці тому

    Number 1 salesman for Malort. I definitely have to buy some.

  • @SteveWhipp
    @SteveWhipp 5 місяців тому +1

    This channel is critically under-served. It's wonderfully written and acted. There are many bigger channels with objectively worse content.

  • @SockimusPrime
    @SockimusPrime 5 місяців тому +2

    The question I have is.... where did PV3 get that jacket?

  • @acidhelm
    @acidhelm 5 місяців тому +1

    Does Chadwick know what abominations you're creating in his house?

  • @cassandrawright2781
    @cassandrawright2781 5 місяців тому +3

    Why am i oddly, weirdly, intrigued😳😈😏?

  • @StalinM41
    @StalinM41 5 місяців тому +2

    Anyone else like this video the second you saw PV3 in a (faux) leather jacket and title said Malort?

  • @mikey_atl
    @mikey_atl 5 місяців тому +2

    Kinda look like Brad Pitt a bit with that beard. Keep it up Prescott!

  • @TheAutumnNetwork
    @TheAutumnNetwork 5 місяців тому +1

    Lol this man's journey with Malort is something to behold for real haha

  • @CaptainBuggyTheClown
    @CaptainBuggyTheClown 4 місяці тому

    Hey buddy... when you get some info about working for a certain role for say a netflix 2000's comic adaption, please consider going through with it lol. Much love

  • @negative7715
    @negative7715 5 місяців тому +2

    You low key look like Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds w that beard

  • @ykk5644
    @ykk5644 5 місяців тому +2

    damn im gonna have to buy someone malort for christmas

  • @xredgambit
    @xredgambit 5 місяців тому +2

    PV3, you should try the jones soda turkey and gravy soda. I made the same faces drinking it that you do drinking Malort. And I like Malort. It reminds me of grapefruit and I like grapefruit, but can't drink/eat it due to medication. Anyway, find that jones soda and drink up your meal.

  • @crazypjk
    @crazypjk 5 місяців тому +2

    almost sounded like you were describing dukes mayonnaise. P.s. why not try malort and wild irish rose carbonated?

  • @whiteroseentertainment551
    @whiteroseentertainment551 5 місяців тому

    This is art

  • @yawnclark
    @yawnclark 4 місяці тому

    Recently found the channel (and by proxy the series). Chicago native here, as fun as it is seeing you die inside every time you drink malort, if you want a good cocktail try "The Hard Sell", one of my personal favorites :)

  • @threesixtydegreeorbits2047
    @threesixtydegreeorbits2047 5 місяців тому +1

    Carbonated milk gang represent!

  • @rehhaus5857
    @rehhaus5857 4 місяці тому

    Love the beard!

  • @brightnorris8572
    @brightnorris8572 5 місяців тому +2

    for the algorithm he needs more views

  • @Chlorate299
    @Chlorate299 5 місяців тому

    That vein in his temple looks like it's gonna pop.

  • @pantrymonster
    @pantrymonster 5 місяців тому

    I scrolled past the thumbnail and thought Prescott had a guest star at first

  • @JA11022
    @JA11022 5 місяців тому

    The thirst for bearded pv3 on the TikTok post was unreal

  • @carlswenson5403
    @carlswenson5403 5 місяців тому +3

    holy shit ... more like Presc-hot VanMyer

  • @dannyfrog
    @dannyfrog 4 місяці тому

    Ah. A fresh bottle. Really liking that stuff, huh? 😂😂😂

  • @boberson83
    @boberson83 5 місяців тому +2

    Love your videos but is malort the only kind of alcohol that's left to review?

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 5 місяців тому +1

      I'm still waiting for him to delve into the horrors of cheap Baijiu.

  • @mdelles
    @mdelles 5 місяців тому

    i feel like we're trying to slowly get him to acquire a taste for malort

  • @f00dify
    @f00dify 5 місяців тому

    you should try Barrel Aged Malort

  • @ethanweld4205
    @ethanweld4205 5 місяців тому +1

    Pv3 nation here. Keep it up

  • @nullvis
    @nullvis 4 місяці тому

    Funnily enough, at the liquor counter I mentioned that the 50ml shot of malort I was purchasing was the first time trying it, homie did not charge me for it. I truly see why now.

  • @TheDilettante
    @TheDilettante 5 місяців тому +6

    The best way to carbonate Malort would be to mix it with Topo Chico Mango.

  • @Komeuppance
    @Komeuppance 5 місяців тому +4

    Yes. A thousand times, yes. (To the new personality) Leather jacket and karate chops makes them womens hots.
    A billion (with a B) times no to the Malort.