Malört Mixology: Four Loko Gold & Malört (The Chicago Handshakedown)

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  • Опубліковано 27 лип 2023
  • How am I doing? Not well, folks. Not well at all.
    Previous Malört Cocktails:
    White Russian: • Malört Mixology: White...
    Malört Margarita: • Malört Mixology: Marga...
    Boozy Gummy Bears: • Malört Mixology: Boozy...
    Malört Carolina Reaper Coffee: • Malört Mixology: Carol...
    Irish Car Bomb: • Malört Mixology: Irish...
    Malört & Coke: • Malört Mixology: Jack ...
    Moscow Mule: • Malört Mixology: Mosco...
    Malortini: • Malört Mixology: A Ver...
    Manhattan: • Malört Mixology: Manha...
    Ranch Water: • Malört Mixology: Ranch...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 226

  • @altusshow7574
    @altusshow7574 10 місяців тому +323

    Seriously, and i mean genuinely from the bottom of my heart, this channel is criminally underrated. Its so underrated you should be arrested before you go wreak havic in Vegas.

    • @klockwerk187
      @klockwerk187 10 місяців тому +8

      That’s a major fact. Long time fan of the channel. He’s a great actor, he’s fun…funny, his content is high quality. I mean, it’s not for EVERYONE but what’s not to love about him?!

    • @altusshow7574
      @altusshow7574 10 місяців тому +8

      @@klockwerk187 oh for sure. Everytime he posts I'm re-surprised about how low his sub count is. This is truly a hidden gem. How do we boost this guy and get him the recognition he deserves?

    • @MrGothicruler666
      @MrGothicruler666 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@altusshow7574 be sure to like all his videos and share them with your friends and on your social pages

    • @numanuma20
      @numanuma20 10 місяців тому +6

      Found him during the pandemic and wish he would upload more consistently. Would get more followers that way.

    • @MrGothicruler666
      @MrGothicruler666 10 місяців тому +2

      @@IV-qd8by he's only had a few sponsored videos, if any

  • @TickleMeSenpai
    @TickleMeSenpai 10 місяців тому +257

    3 years later and I still can’t tell if he’s joking or not

    • @billbrasky7540
      @billbrasky7540 10 місяців тому +14

      He's an actor actually. He's a devout Christian and I believe he even went to Christian private school (grade school and I think college as well).
      He started as a stand up comedian I think...
      I really can't remember the exact details, or any more of them because I read this/saw an interview of him with some other guy idfk quite some time ago, so again, there's a lot i don't remember... There's been a lot of malört between them and now.

    • @nickmigala
      @nickmigala 10 місяців тому +17

      I met him, and I can't tell

    • @TheStebbs100
      @TheStebbs100 10 місяців тому +3

      I think thats the point

    • @SuperGinormousCD
      @SuperGinormousCD 10 місяців тому +1

      PV3’s playing the long game.

  • @AlexA-zi3bf
    @AlexA-zi3bf 10 місяців тому +124

    Man this ones a real emotional roller coaster.

  • @axsmithsports
    @axsmithsports 10 місяців тому +38

    I'm from Chicago. This should be called "Mugged in Wicker Park"

    • @superred5
      @superred5 10 місяців тому

      I would think "Wound Up At A 4am Bar..." would also be appropriate. 🤣

  • @nandayane
    @nandayane 7 місяців тому +6

    Even the Malort can’t hurt him as much as missing Prescat.

  • @christianoliver3572
    @christianoliver3572 10 місяців тому +139

    How about calling it:
    The Chi-town Golden Shower??
    That would certainly get my vote

    • @cpt.bearshark3062
      @cpt.bearshark3062 10 місяців тому +6

      Chiraq Golden Shower

    • @christianoliver3572
      @christianoliver3572 10 місяців тому +1

      @@cpt.bearshark3062 I have a going to my first work convention in Chicago and the locals told me about a 'famous' Midwest shot at locals bar story:
      They thought it was funny as hell but that was 1995 and I can still taste that nasty s!!t!!
      There's just no way to play it off like somehow it's enjoyable to drink that stuff.
      But hey it stopped my allergies, I couldn't smell right for a week, and I can still taste that stuff.

    • @fuckfuckfuckshit781
      @fuckfuckfuckshit781 9 місяців тому +2

      100% dead on accurate.

  • @MosierMan1
    @MosierMan1 10 місяців тому +29

    The last will and testament of a broken man...a man broken by Mallort

  • @jiggersish
    @jiggersish 10 місяців тому +33

    I am absolutely on board with this scruffy Prescott.

  • @Nebulous_Neuhaus
    @Nebulous_Neuhaus 10 місяців тому +10

    The EMOTIONAL DAMAGE beard looks good on you, P.

  • @jimfabry
    @jimfabry 10 місяців тому +5

    Bonus points for referencing Trent Reznor as the songwriter and then singing in the style of the Johnny Cash cover

  • @klaudelu18
    @klaudelu18 10 місяців тому +51

    I must say, this particular one was a special one 😄 Bless you, PV3!

  • @DanielVance
    @DanielVance 10 місяців тому +36

    I blame Dalton. You had one job Dalton! We're all just lucky Spittoon is always around for moral support. Everyone needs a Spittoon in their life.

  • @garrettpeek3551
    @garrettpeek3551 10 місяців тому +6

    The range this man has. Unparalleled in modern comedy.

  • @theycallmeowl1419
    @theycallmeowl1419 10 місяців тому +135

    in all seriousness I hope you're doing well. It's hard to tell what's just joking around and what's serious but regardless, many people want you to do well. Your content is great but keep yourself well first.

    • @pat6146
      @pat6146 7 місяців тому +8

      Man grows a beard now we think he's in trouble

  • @thebrysmith3
    @thebrysmith3 10 місяців тому +7

    This man has Tony Clifton levels of dedication his *ahem* craft.

  • @MrPlainsflyer
    @MrPlainsflyer 10 місяців тому +11

    The horror of that liquor and the M. Night Shamalan twist at the end was perfect

    • @RabbitsFunWorld
      @RabbitsFunWorld 2 місяці тому +1

      Would you say it was purrrfect? 😅

  • @oldmandeath
    @oldmandeath 10 місяців тому +28

    I'm glad Prescat is okay, I hate to keep the train going, but might I continue to suggest the Malort 75, Its a french 75 where the gin is replaced by Malort.

  • @fuckfuckfuckshit781
    @fuckfuckfuckshit781 9 місяців тому +3

    For the record, porcupines are found on other continents.

  • @RapidResponce
    @RapidResponce 10 місяців тому +65

    The liquor finally has taken its toll 😂

    • @warbear55122
      @warbear55122 10 місяців тому +11

      Got to let the liquor take control you bud. The liquor will show you the way
      Mr. Lahey, Trailer Park Boys

    • @ulogy
      @ulogy 10 місяців тому

      The shit winds are blowin', can you hear it?

    • @rexhollingsworth
      @rexhollingsworth 10 місяців тому

      ​@ulogy especially when they are tinged brown by the malort

    • @Kenneth_Rogers
      @Kenneth_Rogers 7 місяців тому +2

      Liquor? I barely know her....

  • @SnarkNSass
    @SnarkNSass 10 місяців тому +4

    Cats are Apex Predators... Don't worry about Prescat out catting about... Be worried when he comes back... Sleep with one eye open 😺😮😆

  • @idlevalley
    @idlevalley 4 місяці тому +2

    This video is amazing. And you cried... twice. I don't know if it's real. This made me laugh so so hard. Great story

  • @Revanavarice
    @Revanavarice 10 місяців тому +10

    Bro, you have a great beard.
    Been watching you since the beginning; your channel and the pandemic were a perfect storm.

  • @chuckaudio3191
    @chuckaudio3191 6 місяців тому +1

    @5:04 My new desktop wallpaper! Too good! Love ya, PVM!

  • @atom-ark
    @atom-ark 10 місяців тому +4

    Now...I'm all in on this more "un-buttoned" PV3. Great alter-ego. Do hope you're ok though buddy; we're here for ya! Glad you found Prescat.

  • @bookaufman9643
    @bookaufman9643 7 місяців тому +3

    I'm very surprised that this guy has such low viewership.numbers. these are very well-made videos and he is a good host. Imagine his numbers will start going up soon.

  • @thomasmcmullen02
    @thomasmcmullen02 10 місяців тому +1

    I have no clue why but I love the word gumption so much. You know it’s true when someone says “He’s got some gumption”

  • @klobe9
    @klobe9 10 місяців тому +6

    What a fucking absolute emotional rollercoaster. Not since Abby was definitely not cheating on PV3 back at the start of covid have I felt such feels.

  • @elimtevir1
    @elimtevir1 10 місяців тому +3

    This one got me. I know this is for humor but I am pretty down myself and can only think of Prescat showing back up. Give that fuffer some love I miss my puppers. Thank you for the joy this brings.

  • @misswilwarin8829
    @misswilwarin8829 10 місяців тому +3

    2:32 the most genuine reaction to Four Loko; barely palatable but also not the worst thing you've ever consumed

  • @bobbyspivey3721
    @bobbyspivey3721 10 місяців тому +1

    An absolute ROLLERCOASTER of emotions

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum 10 місяців тому +14

    I like it when PV3 gets a W, even if it's a soft (and cuddly) one. If presscat was not found by the end of this, I would have been unreasonably upset.

    • @justintr4888
      @justintr4888 9 місяців тому +2

      At 2:30 I started checking the comments to make sure Prescatt was found.

    • @bethotoole6569
      @bethotoole6569 9 місяців тому +1

      Me too!! 😂😂😂

  • @nappa0582
    @nappa0582 10 місяців тому +2

    Oh God. Is this the Dark Ark of PV3? He's never looked this disheveled and sounding this down in his videos. Hell, I thought we were done with Malort Mixology when he discovered the Brita hack. HAS ANYONE SEEN PRESCATT?!
    Edit: oh. prescatt was just chilling above the fridge. Talk about an emotional episode.

  • @TheyLoveThemLLC
    @TheyLoveThemLLC 10 місяців тому +1

    Man I think this is my new favorite channel on UA-cam, thanks to your TikTok fan channel for sending me here 😍

  • @justintr4888
    @justintr4888 9 місяців тому +1

    This episode taught me that PV3 could grow a MIGHTY Flanders mustache if he were so inclined.

  • @MrSpazbomb
    @MrSpazbomb 10 місяців тому

    Was not ready for this arc

  • @unknownenemy2027
    @unknownenemy2027 10 місяців тому +8

    Literally said "oh noooo!" outloud when the notification popped up. I am once again asking that you review Milwaukees Best beer 🙏

  • @-MOSTHXTED-
    @-MOSTHXTED- 10 місяців тому +3

    Lookin like the winter soldier over here

  • @Danny_mahi
    @Danny_mahi 10 місяців тому +4

    So it finally got to you... it's okay brother you're not alone..

  • @xKitty13
    @xKitty13 10 місяців тому +1

    It's like watching someone go through all 5 stages of trauma in 20 seconds. Good luck. I hope your bestie returns home safely ♥

  • @dissociativealeks
    @dissociativealeks 7 місяців тому +1

    I have never felt more fear seeing a video thumbnail, sick mustache tho🤙

  • @Hello_MyNameIsSarah
    @Hello_MyNameIsSarah 10 місяців тому

    I have no words. Truly.

  • @monthandley3979
    @monthandley3979 10 місяців тому +4

    For those uninitiated with Malort, it tastes like the stomach bile you vomit up with the dry heaves.

  • @xredgambit
    @xredgambit 10 місяців тому +2

    So glad that prescat was found. To think that the man whom life is bringing him down, he just needed to look up for once. But it's hard without his emotional support/best friend animal.

  • @KageNoTora74
    @KageNoTora74 Місяць тому

    You have to give the fella credit for finishing the drink.

  • @qawsedrf23
    @qawsedrf23 10 місяців тому +3

    Wow, by far your best work. My stomach hurts from holding in laughter to not wake my roommate. And the edible hasn't kicked in yet!

  • @chaoarecool
    @chaoarecool 10 місяців тому +1

    This pleases the wooden overlords

  • @TheDicklander
    @TheDicklander 10 місяців тому +1

    I think, that this'll be my go to. When I'm in a state.

  • @WhiteRaven696
    @WhiteRaven696 10 місяців тому +1

    THE SCRUFF?! I am FERAL. 🤤

  • @turkeysnot1
    @turkeysnot1 10 місяців тому +2

    PresCat is in the basement of the Alamo with Pee Wee’s bike.

  • @Almighty_cornholio
    @Almighty_cornholio 10 місяців тому +6

    You've really let yourself go

  • @nolanryan2234
    @nolanryan2234 10 місяців тому

    PV3 stopped swirling and spitting, just straight up slamming piss poor beverages. Man for the people

  • @MrPlainsflyer
    @MrPlainsflyer 10 місяців тому +1

    Man I was not expecting the intro from that thumbnail

  • @Geothermal_Escapism
    @Geothermal_Escapism 10 місяців тому

    Oh my God. The algorithm finally blessed me with a reminder of PV3 again... its been too long. And clearly time hasn't been friendly to our friend Prescott.
    But still as gold as ever lol.

  • @jeanboutin9039
    @jeanboutin9039 10 місяців тому +1

    right in the feels... hang in there buddy... you're not alone...

  • @TheDilettante
    @TheDilettante 10 місяців тому +10

    Apparently someone was too chicken to mix it with topo chico mango 😛

  • @syme9925
    @syme9925 10 місяців тому +1

    4:04 is hilarious but I would like to remind the audience PV3 that for the 4:38 descriptions those pilgrims wore hot sweaty heavy wool and rarely bathed so that adds an aromatic layer.

  • @jonstack8740
    @jonstack8740 10 місяців тому +1

    amazing

  • @AaronSmith-kr5yf
    @AaronSmith-kr5yf 10 місяців тому +2

    Feel like this is something Hunter S Thompson would enjoy. If only to verify that his taste buds still worked. And no doubt he'd have a 2nd or 3rd one.

  • @HowBoutDemBoyzz
    @HowBoutDemBoyzz 10 місяців тому

    I think you're gonna love it

  • @RustinRoark
    @RustinRoark 10 місяців тому +1

    oh wow I gagged- this is the content I sub for

  • @mbailey8221
    @mbailey8221 10 місяців тому

    He really fell into character on this one.

  • @Smarfton
    @Smarfton 10 місяців тому +1

    Malort has runied another life.

  • @hammer911tube
    @hammer911tube 6 місяців тому

    My godness, this is pure gold!
    Especially song references!

  • @bobbowie5334
    @bobbowie5334 10 місяців тому +1

    Loko 12% ABV fruit punch is the bomb.

  • @a.maximillianjean-pierre5838
    @a.maximillianjean-pierre5838 7 місяців тому

    Saw this guy trying everclear...subscribed right away.

  • @mrsomedrunk
    @mrsomedrunk 10 місяців тому +2

    Welcome to my world.

  • @joshuafuller6801
    @joshuafuller6801 9 місяців тому +1

    how is this channel not huge already

  • @steveblue6508
    @steveblue6508 9 місяців тому

    It’s going to be so good.

  • @nickh402
    @nickh402 10 місяців тому

    PV3 to Vegas! Wow, the emotion on this trip is gonna be epic!

  • @davidkahler9390
    @davidkahler9390 10 місяців тому +2

    instant classic

  • @ericcarabetta1161
    @ericcarabetta1161 10 місяців тому

    PV3 lookin like he just woke up on a couch on the side of the road.

  • @hscar20
    @hscar20 10 місяців тому +1

    Haha! Those reactions after the first drink had me rolling.

  • @wrenchhead6840
    @wrenchhead6840 10 місяців тому +1

    One time my cousin and I entered a golf tournament in Raleigh NC…. I was nervous so i slammed two grape flavored Four Lokos on the way over there and ANOTHER one in the parking lot right before we tee’d off…. Needless to say say, things deteriorated very quickly….

  • @muddlewait8844
    @muddlewait8844 10 місяців тому

    Prescat better not be dead.

  • @doingmybesthere3940
    @doingmybesthere3940 10 місяців тому +3

    i think you're going to start crying

  • @EyesOfByes
    @EyesOfByes 10 місяців тому

    Skål och varsågod!!! 🇸🇪🇸🇪

  • @thecryingshame
    @thecryingshame 10 місяців тому

    Great episode!

  • @Kingcornflake1
    @Kingcornflake1 9 місяців тому

    I've got one that I think might break you the most: a Toronto. Replace the whiskey with Malort, keep the fernet branca. Oh yeah, that's right. Malort and fernet. Good luck 🤞

  • @CecilMcfly
    @CecilMcfly 10 місяців тому +2

    This sounds horrible from the title I’m excited

  • @bunnymr.k7079
    @bunnymr.k7079 10 місяців тому +1

    Watching the slow decline of Prescott is either the most elaborate UA-cam joke of all time or this dude is really going thru some shit. Either way keep plowing. This is grade A entertainment and I’m here for it!

  • @Vickyvee97
    @Vickyvee97 10 місяців тому

    Good to know Prescat is there! :B

  • @threesixtydegreeorbits2047
    @threesixtydegreeorbits2047 10 місяців тому

    podcasting took a toll on my boy

  • @zwithgol
    @zwithgol 10 місяців тому

    You look really good with a beard.

  • @joecolucci9524
    @joecolucci9524 7 місяців тому

    Genuinely good malort cocktail for you - equal parts malort, st germain, aperol, acid-adjusted grapefruit juice. The malort bitterness accentuates the back-end bitterness from the grapefruit, but it balances out nicely with everything else.

  • @carlswenson5403
    @carlswenson5403 10 місяців тому +2

    pv3, future friend of bill w.
    dont worry buddy, rock bottom wont last forever

  • @imaramblins
    @imaramblins 8 місяців тому

    Forget the Four Loko, the best gold from this one is the face made and slight tremor at 2:58 after the first drink.

  • @Jasurplus1776
    @Jasurplus1776 10 місяців тому

    Straight-up DRAIN POUR / CLEANER

  • @It-b-Blair
    @It-b-Blair 10 місяців тому

    Fantastic beard good sir!

  • @TotalPwnage777
    @TotalPwnage777 10 місяців тому +2

    🎉

  • @srh667
    @srh667 10 місяців тому

    Such an emotional roller coaster, the lows, the highs. Lets all take a trip to Vegas. One would have to be pretty depressed to drink that horrid concoction. Maybe put a bell around Prescats neck.

  • @RandallChase1
    @RandallChase1 9 місяців тому

    Pain in a glass

  • @robertl6196
    @robertl6196 10 місяців тому +3

    Malort, Four Loco, and Taylor Swift music.
    Good Christ! That's enough pain that it'll collapse under its own mass and form a black hole.🕳

  • @derekshropshire2513
    @derekshropshire2513 10 місяців тому

    Chicago handshake is an Old Style beer "Chicago PBR" and a shot of Malort . I like the wordplay.

  • @authorrayrogers
    @authorrayrogers 10 місяців тому

    5:06 is my new desktop theme. When did you become a character from a Clint Eastwood western. You know... the one Clint slaps for being soft?

  • @DustyMagroovy
    @DustyMagroovy 9 місяців тому

    Let's goto Vegas!

  • @genuinehawken
    @genuinehawken 10 місяців тому +3

    Just going to say that was one of the most brutal drinks i will never drink🤣

  • @undeaddreadlord1
    @undeaddreadlord1 10 місяців тому

    Prescat!! I was worried the whole video. Pv3 nation!

  • @Redn87
    @Redn87 10 місяців тому

    Right On!!! Damn man. Just damn.

  • @nukelius
    @nukelius 10 місяців тому +4

    still can't tell whether this is a character or if he actually lives like this. i love it

  • @stockcontent5604
    @stockcontent5604 7 місяців тому

    0:53 second I’m concerned about the him 😂