Malört Mixology: Irish Car Bomb (Chicago Sewer Bomb?)
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- Опубліковано 21 лип 2022
- Wait a minute, did we just find something....tolerable????
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I hope he does a finale with the Long Island iced tea. Replacing one alcohol at a time and seeing which combination is the worst
I've been saying long Island for a while
This drink looks like it walks up, shakes your hand, gives you a nice compliment, then punches you in the kidney. 😬😂
Yea it’s a real double crosser. This drink is a sabotage.
That curdle really sells the sewer aspect
I recommended this and I'm super glad it actually worked... I mean as well as something with Malort in it can work.
I actually do know of a Malört cocktail that is supposed to be genuinely good. It's called the Hard Sell:
1 oz Beefeater gin
1 oz St~Germain
3/4 oz Malört
3/4 oz Lemon juice
Shake, strain, cocktail glass, grapefruit peel garnish.
🧐🤨🤢
I don't have St Germain but keep thinking about picking it up. If I do... well, I still don't have Malort, but if I did, I would try this.
You also watched the other guy on UA-cam doing Malort cocktails
so what this showed me is guinness and baileys itself sounds fantastic and Malort gives a realistic effect of when your homies piss in your drink to mess with you while youre not paying attention
Chicago sewer bomb rofl
Please do a bloody malort! Maybe the tomato juice and everything else will mask the flavor
Bloody Malörty, lol
Nah it should be a caesar, the clam juice would truly complement the flavor of the malort
@@Benny685685 👌
Im pretty sure you’re supposed to slam (1-chug) Irish Car Bomb or else it will always curdle. I’m very impressed by the accuracy of your pour. Just enough for the shot, minus the ml that splashed out.
I love the fear and dread in this series
PV3, Master of Malört 😱
Wormmelier extraordinaire, PV3
As an Irish viewer please let me tell you this drink is NOT something to ask for in a bar over here
Ive heard you also dont ask for a black and tan (guinnes and harp)
As an Irish viewer image being so soft that the name of a drink college frat boys chug hurts your little feelings.
Oh, you can ask for it. Exactly once.
Yeah I know where you're coming from on that type of situation. Apparently some people are not too keen on Northern Ireland.
I don't think anybody's ordering this drink in a bar.
I think you should make a Negroni and sub the Campari for Malört.
An actually excellent suggestion
I think it would be more fun if he subbed the gin for Malort. Double down on that bitter.
Yeah, but that might actually work, and we all know that this series is just an outlet for PV3's masochism and self-loathing.
The Chicago Handshake: A Malort and Old Style boilermaker.
I gagged reading the title. Godspeed.
PV3 I tried Malort and it shot me back to when I was a child and tried earwax. The good old days.. that's the unusual botanical
I saw you on a podcast recently and I have to say, after hearing the real you, I enjoy and respect you even more. You have a lifelong fan no matter what entertainment path you guys take.
Which podcast?
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Also would like to know what podcast?!
@@sethdoss8731 link above
Huh, sorry but guess I'm not seeing it...
Oh Prescott, the kids today say, "I'll catch you outside, how 'bout dah?" You can blame Danielle Bregoli for that one.
What about blended drinks, a pina colada?
Could anything hide the taste of that liquid garbage?
Reminds me of my younger days, when a shot of hard liquor hitting my stomach felt like a penny dropped into one of those donation receptacles where it would spiral around the funnel gaining speed until it dropped into the bucket.
This is a great series. Once again, I wish I drank and could buy some Malorts
God, why?????
Yea maybe if you mix the Malort with everclear it will shock the Malort into tasting better. Then hide it with mint and anise and some coconut milk and a dash of lighter fluid, you might get something good.
When the baileys curdles it really gets the sewer in there.
We see your reflection in the oven door, Dalton! Once again you're standing around when you should have been getting Spittoon ready for the episode. #Spittoon
Dalton, always trying to insert himself…
Was really excited to see this actually be the one that tastes good lol
A Wrigley Field Toss-Back would also work!
I was on a genuine rollercoaster ride with PV3 there for 5 minutes!
Amaretto sour made with egg white is actually pretty good with Malort. But I would love to see you do a Cosmo with it.
Malort sneaks up behind you like a saboteur.
Life long Chicago bartender here. I despise malort and all the mustached mouths that spread the big lie its made of anything but rotten grapefruit peels and turpentine. That being said, an egg white and a fair amount of sugar (>.75oz) and some fresh citrus make it pleasantly bitter like the ex you still call sometimes after too many malorts.
A little Malort goes well in an amaretto sour made with egg white.
This gave me a shiver.
Malört Sunrise!
What could be better than a Malort Sour? "Not much" is my guess, but you'll just have to let me know
While we're over in Ireland, I'd love to see an Irish Coffee with Malort.
1:33 My mans went actual Hank Kingsley.
Actually my favorite drink, well the original icb such a great drink and video
Simple, a Grayhound offshoot - Brownhound: Grapefruit and Malort
You just want sweet revenge on PV3 nation for putting you through this.
How about a French 75, dealers choice on what Malort Replaces.
That guy who thought you were culturally insensitive for that St. Patrick's Day episode you did must be malding in the foetal position right now.
The illusion is SHATTERED! Fun video though, as always.
I'm still pushing for a Sing Sing Iced Tea: Long Island Iced Tea, but swapping the vodka for Malort. Maybe the rum too.
Might as well do the gin and tequila too.
@@ryanricke2247 Nah, my thinking is to only replace the spirits with the least flavor, so that you'd have the gin and tequila and malort and soforth all battling it out, like Sherman's march to the sea in your mouth. ;-)
@@jasonblalock4429 malört is Sherman in this analogy
Calling this an Irish car bomb is like asking for a 9/11 cocktail
Alright, I’m throwing my hat in the ring here… let’s do a malortarita. Margarita with Malort.
Try a Jägerbomb with Malört. I think cocktails that are drank fast work best for Malört
Malort Bloody Mary or Bloody Malort
Malortology is a strange direction for the nation to be taken in, PV3. Keep going.
I've just been taken on a facial expression journey
What about a Death in the Afternoon, both absinthe and malört are flavored with wormwood, maybe it would work
Haven't watched but like Justin said ... GOD, WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edit: just sounds awful!! Re Edit : like have some respect for yourself man! Whatever she did!!? You don't deserve this!! No pain will bring her back.......
My great-great uncle (Grandma Great's bro) was part of the clean-up crew after the St. Valentines Day Massacre. That was probably slightly better than the Malort.
Malort Sunrise 👌
Really starting to worry about this abusive relationship, PV3.
Mallort..... Margarita!
PV3 is a Chi-town hero on this one😅
How about a Malort Julep?
Old Fashioned
Chicago, To Dublin with a Baltimore layover
Wasn't that bottle empty in the last video? Or do you have a subscription now?
A cosmo or whiskey sour with Malort would be god awful to see. But I am hoping PV3 makes a Malort margarita next
Jagerbomb with Malort
i need to try some malort. i bet their brand is doing WELL right now. make it so gross till u make it !!!
gotta rip that whole thing once you drop the bomb or its game over buddy
Malort Daiquiri?
Five Star Whiskey
Malort Lemon Drops!!!
arent you supposed to chug a carbomb because the guiness curdles the baileys?
Yea he did it wrong, what do you expect from the dainty sommelier?
I have a unopened bottle of Malört since May...
Try it, it's really not as bad as people make it out to be as long as you can handle bitterness.
Maybe malort is the rebound date?
Gets to your legs, more like a Boston marathon bomb.
Wait, this is not how we do Irish Car Bombs around here, and I am not even talking about the Malorts. A full shot of Jameson in a tall pint of Guinness, then a full shot of Baileys on the side. Drop the Baileys in, then chug it all in less than 10 seconds, before the cream can curdle. I can't even begin to imagine the textures and flavors you just experienced. Anyone who doesn't chug this in one go is doing it wrong, IMNSHO. (Edit: Ok, I finished the video, and it seemed like he did it on purpose. My stomach is roiling though.)
That’s how we do it.
Idk where u live??? But um…he did it right~ you just have to slam the entire thing as fast as a shot.
Car bombs everywhere I've had them (or made them) were a half pint or even a third of a pint of Guinness, and a shot glass with 2/3 Irish whiskey and 1/3 Irish cream. Drop the shot in the pint glass and drink as fast as humanly possible. Your version sounds weird and way too much liquid to drink in a shot-ish scenario.
As an Irish man I am extremely disappointed in this video 😂
Malort Mojito? Extra mint.
Insane to drink that after it starts to seriously curdle.
The best drink
Seems a Moxie might be the perfect mixer for Malört.
Gotta be the White Malorssian!!
As a former Chicagoan... Malort is supposed to be enjoyed neat... If that is possible.
Nice try PV3. I won't be hurting myself with that- and I'm being very generous here- drink today or any day.
I make a great Guinness cake with a bailey’s buttercream. Maybe it’s missing a mallort glaze?
😢
You gotta get some ouzo into the mix
For a new bottle, there is an aweful lot of Malort used up...
We just need to find a cocktail with an already horrible spirit in it to sub out for the Malort.
Like what, a poltergeist?
make a Manhattan with marlort
Malort, you son of a…
I read the title of this video, said outloud, 'oh no', and immediately clicked. Now to watch it and see if it's as bad as I think. Edit: It was worse, I think he's starting to develop a taste for the 'Lort.
Malort Margarita!!!
Jager/malort/tequila vanilla milkshake
You're the American Bhagwant Mann
long island iced tea
Malito!
Ordinary sausage collaboration now or almost now, please.
_HERE WE GO!_
This was a worse day to be Irish than the St. Valentines day massacre.
You poor man.
Lol you’re a funny dude
The term Irish Car Bomb is offensive to the Irish. As offensive as the assumption that Chicago has sewers to those living in the Upper Midwest.
you need to pour that guinness way harder
I don't have access to Malört, otherwise I'd absolutely contribute to the Chicago Sewer Bomb challenge #ChicagoSewerBombChallenge #algorithm
Yup that’s disgusting all right. I can see that being the next big thing. Just, uh Mmmmmyuck.