Bill Burr Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions

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  • @AnswertheInternet
    @AnswertheInternet  5 років тому +364

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    store.barstoolsports.com/products/kfc-radio-answer-the-internet-card-game

    • @C.h.a.n.e.l303
      @C.h.a.n.e.l303 5 років тому +2

      Love Bill Burr!!

    • @jja1483
      @jja1483 5 років тому +2

      Answer the Internet how about if bill thinks he can beat tom cruise in a couch jumping contest😂😅on opra😂😅

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 5 років тому +3

      I've seen weirder questions in the comment section of UA-cam 😄

    • @Fartucus
      @Fartucus 5 років тому +3

      You guys just steal these questions from reddit though.

    • @bigbird6949
      @bigbird6949 5 років тому

      I’ve been here since before 10k! 😎

  • @AliIKarimi
    @AliIKarimi 5 років тому +13266

    Bill looks like a fan caught him mid jog and asked him to do this show as a favor.

    • @g.osiris1615
      @g.osiris1615 5 років тому +30

      Karimi 😂😂😂😂

    • @2380knight
      @2380knight 5 років тому +40

      Lmaooo so accurate 😂

    • @mickeymccourt8228
      @mickeymccourt8228 5 років тому +62

      I just read that in Bill’s voice😂😂

    • @crazypjk
      @crazypjk 5 років тому +16

      Only old white dudes from boston or wanna be pimps wear jogging suits!

    • @sonnQ
      @sonnQ 5 років тому +3

      Winner 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kingbeef3494
    @kingbeef3494 5 років тому +4327

    Bill out here dressed like a surprise cameo in GTA 6.

    • @agent-sz2qj
      @agent-sz2qj 5 років тому +13

      lmao

    • @Saurischian
      @Saurischian 5 років тому +4

      Lol yeahhhppp!

    • @Matthew_Cato
      @Matthew_Cato 5 років тому +13

      No joke, as I read this comment an ad for GTA online popped up.

    • @CultofThings
      @CultofThings 5 років тому +5

      GTA 6 is just life

    • @Issar137
      @Issar137 5 років тому +1

      @@Matthew_Cato no shit

  • @nate882
    @nate882 5 років тому +6792

    When you gotta answer the internet at 8 and run a kilo of coke to the west block for Dimitri at 9

  • @allanpiacente
    @allanpiacente 3 роки тому +362

    I love how serious he took the questions, really digging into the facts

  • @joshyoung758
    @joshyoung758 5 років тому +1067

    Billy boy looking like he’s about to drop the hottest British grime rap album of the summer

  • @7Be
    @7Be 5 років тому +702

    *that's a **_really_** good throw*
    "Then it was thirty."
    This dude's my hero.

    • @rhs1578
      @rhs1578 5 років тому +10

      Draxx Them Sklounst that shit was hilarious caught me off guard lol

    • @MrTravisHD
      @MrTravisHD 4 роки тому +3

      John Hurley
      be careful toothpick, you could snap trying to flex like that 🤣

    • @hamnchee
      @hamnchee 3 роки тому

      @@rhs1578 I just used the phrase "draxxed me sklounst" to describe my covid vax symptoms to a friend, then I saw your comment. The lord works in mysterious ways.

    • @colecampbell1906
      @colecampbell1906 2 роки тому

      GIT THEM TERRIES! I brought a 3d printer ;)

  • @MrSpookdog418
    @MrSpookdog418 4 роки тому +2313

    I love how Bill never tells other people's stories. Straight professional right here people. You can't love him more.

    • @TVthePunisher
      @TVthePunisher 3 роки тому +23

      Has to scroll down to find someone who appreciates it as well. Mad respect for Bill on that mindset.

    • @dparis2172
      @dparis2172 3 роки тому +8

      Fck cares? If the other person isn't there, just attribute the story and tell it. Otherwise don't even bring it up. Every story in the comedian's circle is proprietary gold? 🙄

    • @americanhound9206
      @americanhound9206 3 роки тому +53

      @@dparis2172 and this is why u don’t have friends

    • @joejosa8985
      @joejosa8985 3 роки тому +6

      I wish he told everything related to Patrice.

    • @momogi618
      @momogi618 3 роки тому +21

      @@dparis2172 or maybe the other person is comedian too so he didnt want to sell out his other friend story or joke

  • @dashman8499
    @dashman8499 Рік тому +132

    I love how Bill is known for his gruff attitude but honestly has the most responsible and heartfelt answers to some of these

    • @ryuken0088
      @ryuken0088 Рік тому +26

      The gruffness is from the maddening rage that comes along with being a good person watching the world full of shit.

  • @Ethanakawalter
    @Ethanakawalter 5 років тому +2580

    These questions are way too tame for Bill

    • @phatasssheep8338
      @phatasssheep8338 5 років тому +20

      Ethan C once you’ve heard bill burr sing the intro to puppy palls, everything seems tame for him.

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 5 років тому +1

      Agreed especially the closing question

    • @metalbrainmextrememetalent6810
      @metalbrainmextrememetalent6810 5 років тому +14

      Tame and lame.

    • @Bassywassy20
      @Bassywassy20 5 років тому +3

      Same thing I thought, where did they get these yes/no questions?

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 5 років тому

      Ethan C bill isn’t hardcore or anything 😂 he just likes to be grumpy in a funny way. Liking cigars doesn’t make you a badass lol

  • @waterbender19
    @waterbender19 5 років тому +3764

    "You know that torture device?...that's what it's like being in a relationship with a woman."
    5 minutes later
    "I love my wife, she's adorable!"

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 4 роки тому +256

      Welcome to marriage.

    • @llDbGll
      @llDbGll 4 роки тому +133

      Good ole Stockholm syndrome.

    • @abdelhaksaouli8802
      @abdelhaksaouli8802 4 роки тому +16

      relationship with a woman 20 year younger than you" he should say

    • @bell7388
      @bell7388 4 роки тому +2

      Blood moved.

    • @ganapathym2087
      @ganapathym2087 4 роки тому +8

      It's getting tighter

  • @SarcasticSyringe
    @SarcasticSyringe 5 років тому +573

    Bill burr is like one of those cool uncles that you secretly can’t wait to see for Christmas

    • @professionalmemeenthusiast2117
      @professionalmemeenthusiast2117 5 років тому +10

      That's exactly what he is. I love anything with him that shows up.

    • @oggamer2244
      @oggamer2244 5 років тому +12

      And then he bangs you in the dirt

    • @goatmansasquatch1485
      @goatmansasquatch1485 5 років тому +3

      Insomniac is a fucking awesome album dude. Too bad Green Day sucked for the last 15 years

    • @goatmansasquatch1485
      @goatmansasquatch1485 5 років тому

      Just the tip don’t tell dad

    • @SarcasticSyringe
      @SarcasticSyringe 5 років тому +1

      RadSports. collatedTV x disagree with them being bad for the past 15 years but i respect your opinion and yes insomniac is great, it’s probably one of my fav Green Day albums and what got me into them.

  • @jonathanlane6130
    @jonathanlane6130 Рік тому +56

    He's the most empathetic and genuinely loving person, despite his projected persona. His answers give it away. Good dude. God bless, bro.

    • @danv.872
      @danv.872 4 місяці тому

      That's not a persona. People are like that here. We're both from Greater Boston and we're both redheads. We both did roofing in July. He's my favorite comedian hands down.

  • @MyGhettoLife2k
    @MyGhettoLife2k 4 роки тому +3292

    This outfit is called “L.A Slav”

    • @shinjaokinawa5122
      @shinjaokinawa5122 4 роки тому +29

      Or not a Slave to fashion.

    • @mikederkonig
      @mikederkonig 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pdog9512
      @pdog9512 4 роки тому +40

      He should have squat during the whole bit

    • @TheBoxingCannabyte
      @TheBoxingCannabyte 4 роки тому +50

      As a slav i resent that for being so truthful

    • @JohnDoe-vc5qb
      @JohnDoe-vc5qb 3 роки тому +18

      @@shinjaokinawa5122 the irony being the reason Slavs wear full tracksuits is exactly that lmao

  • @ARKHAMxMaverick
    @ARKHAMxMaverick 5 років тому +1794

    Ol Freckles is dressed to do laps inside a local mall.

    • @BeastieRaj
      @BeastieRaj 5 років тому +1

      AnarchYxNoob lmaoooooo

    • @bluescripts100
      @bluescripts100 5 років тому

      Hahaha

    • @gileee
      @gileee 5 років тому +3

      Looks like he moved to Queens

    • @garygotgameclips
      @garygotgameclips 5 років тому +3

      Mall Walkers are just NSA Agents spying on us

    • @YKB6.9
      @YKB6.9 5 років тому +4

      It's a Liverpool suit ya trickstop! !

  • @shab8182
    @shab8182 4 роки тому +480

    bill is not only the most "calling it what it is" type of guy out there but also a genuinely kind soul. Rare, if ever accomplished. Legendary

    • @beverlyson
      @beverlyson 3 роки тому +2

      Spot on

    • @andreasrasmussen6362
      @andreasrasmussen6362 3 роки тому +1

      id say he is not very nice, his humor is often at someone elses expence. yes, he is incredibly hillarious but often abuses guys who invite him on their show.

    • @g-man8402
      @g-man8402 3 роки тому +2

      I used to play poker with Bill and his wife. He would always drink too much whiskey and accuse everyone of cheating.

    • @LeeO2011
      @LeeO2011 2 роки тому

      i fucking hope this is true

    • @cmilla111
      @cmilla111 8 місяців тому

      A lot of comedians roll their eyes when people call them the philosophers of our time. But people don't exactly read anymore myself included and I know for a fact that most people are too dumb or uncomfortable to have a serious conversation about philosophy because they are afraid of the thoughts it brings up.
      We live in a world where almost no one knows history, the right wants to avoid teaching about slavery so kids will think America is perfect, the left want white parents to guilt their young children into supporting reparations and retell important true stories with a race swapped character that undermines the idea that all black people had it bad, and if a white professor who is the world's leading expert on American history says "One time a owner was nice to his favourite slave and let him go", he will be cancelled and accused of downplaying the whole thing and even though he or she could teach us more than anything about it, they aren't allowed to teach us about why white people should be nicer to black people, because they are white.
      The world is backwards, people don't have the guts to think about philosophy and people don't want to burden their friends with the type of conversation that usually is depressing and might change how they are viewed. If we aren't mature enough admit we all suck sometimes and don't have the patience to watch a video from Wisecrack, then this is the only philosophy we will get. You could be high as fuck with your friends and ask them if they would fuck an android and at best they make fun of you and shut it down before it starts, and at worst they will look at you like you secretly want to fuck a toaster. But if Bill Burr or Louis CK makes a hilarious joke about how he has a sex bot that looks like Margot Robbie and his wife only lets him fuck it because it does the dishes, you just might have a few couples driving home who might have an interesting conversation about the topic that they will never again feel comfortable talking about.
      "HONEY it's an inanimate object how is it cheating? Is it because she has face or she's pretty and looks like a real person?" I let you buy that dildo! You don't think that Pringles can makes me insecure. You taped a fake mustache to it right in front me and said "Look I'm Henry Cavill in Mission Impossible" and then jammed it in and laughed, but I can't fuck Margot Robbie Bot once a year on my birthday because what she has nicer hair than you?" At least you won't HAVE to know about it. I'm gonna be the same after her, but I can tell when Superman there paid you a visit. It's like when my older brother use to steal my good sweater and stretch it out so much I didn't even want to wear it anymore because it made me look small, only it's my wife's vagina."

  • @kellipeplow8243
    @kellipeplow8243 3 роки тому +316

    He had surprisingly wholesome answers

    • @aaronsavage8018
      @aaronsavage8018 Рік тому +2

      Not surprising at the same time because he’s the worlds most wholesome man lol

    • @aaronsavage8018
      @aaronsavage8018 Рік тому +7

      @Javi del Val coming from a poor abusive family to being one of the funniest comedians and a role model to many is wholesome. Argue with someone else

    • @alishacollins4208
      @alishacollins4208 Рік тому

      ​@@JDelvaMusicas if you know him personally. 🙄

  • @denisiaadams7199
    @denisiaadams7199 4 роки тому +5975

    I respect Mr Burr. He is uninfluenced by society and remains authentic

  • @Philosophiseraptor
    @Philosophiseraptor 5 років тому +397

    "I know where the spaceship is" he's got those Tom Cruise crazy eyes down

    • @alisonbruce2486
      @alisonbruce2486 5 років тому +1

      He should have said idk he's got his alien homies that's got his back and they would put particles in his body lol because that's what Tom cruise actually believes smh

  • @guthrielindquist1
    @guthrielindquist1 5 років тому +734

    This channel seems like something Bill would rant about in his podcast

  • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja
    @TheAwesomeDarkNinja 3 роки тому +233

    Bill Burr is so legit that I can totally buy him being honest with no sum of money being worth world peace.

    • @colecampbell1906
      @colecampbell1906 2 роки тому +19

      well I mean it is easier when you're already pretty wealthy and living comfortably. Now if he was dead broke, 3 months behind on rent, you might have a different answer lol

    • @LightandDarknessLion
      @LightandDarknessLion 2 роки тому +14

      @@colecampbell1906 Agreed. And technically he even admits as much. He has enough money, been around the bend enough for it to not be an issue. At that point, world peace is a viable option.

    • @gabe608
      @gabe608 2 роки тому +5

      @@colecampbell1906 also the thing with world peace is everyone would be happy and content so no need to stress on stuff like that because we would all be helping each other out and probably not even need the use of money to keep people down. Classism wouldn’t exist

    • @Win7ermu7e
      @Win7ermu7e 2 роки тому +3

      @@gabe608 I mean, if there's world peace, and I don't pay my bills, what are you gonna do about it ?

    • @adamcrowley6393
      @adamcrowley6393 Рік тому

      Exactly 👌

  • @r.b.ratieta6111
    @r.b.ratieta6111 4 роки тому +430

    "I wouldn't watch it, I would tell him."
    Dude's a true bro, through and through.

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 3 роки тому +8

      Might be down to the fact that he just would not want to watch it. I'd feel really uncomfortable watching my friend have sex, especially if he didn't know it was happening.

    • @colecampbell1906
      @colecampbell1906 2 роки тому +3

      tbh, I don't think there's a reason to bring it up even. If he made a porno, I'm pretty sure he'd be aware of it lol.

    • @catybee112
      @catybee112 2 роки тому +1

      @Ag21 gtfoh with this hate speech

    • @catybee112
      @catybee112 2 роки тому

      @@colecampbell1906 unless it's revenge porn

    • @colecampbell1906
      @colecampbell1906 2 роки тому

      @@catybee112 nah the term revenge porn is about leaking nudes. If you full on have a porn tape, you knew about it lol especially since he said it's a porn of his friend and his girl.

  • @Goldeader
    @Goldeader 5 років тому +493

    Nike shirt with a Adidas sweat suit, Russian mafia collection ‘98

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 5 років тому +1

      Good eyebrow didn't catch that till you said it

    • @ivanpejanovic7627
      @ivanpejanovic7627 5 років тому +20

      Did anybody notice the Liverpool FC hat, or everybody is from USA here 😆

    • @wartoad551
      @wartoad551 5 років тому

      Ivan Pejanovic from the us but I get down with Liverpool didn’t know they made a navy hat

    • @Chapali9a
      @Chapali9a 5 років тому +1

      @@ivanpejanovic7627 yup hahaha it was the first thing I noticed lol

    • @mota2028
      @mota2028 5 років тому

      I learn that fact from playing the old GTA's

  • @zacburkett5383
    @zacburkett5383 4 роки тому +791

    The only thing more bizarre than these questions, is Bill’s ability to read these aloud without any mistakes

    • @ahmed-bw5mb
      @ahmed-bw5mb 4 роки тому +8

      LMA0OOOOOO

    • @traviscoates6878
      @traviscoates6878 2 роки тому +10

      He 100% made reading mistakes. It’s a new take every question. Edited. Lol he prob made multiple mistakes on a single question!

    • @tee2567
      @tee2567 2 роки тому +3

      Like how is that even a bar anyways? Most of us are literate and he's a comedian so if he makes a mistake, I bet that just improves things :P

    • @wiredlifter
      @wiredlifter 2 роки тому +3

      Oh you clearly don't listen to his podcast

    • @RustCole01
      @RustCole01 Рік тому

      In fairness, he has shown what some of those emails look like and they are almost incomprehensible. People write him emails that are just a huge wall of text.... no paragraph breaks.... no commas or periods.... missing articles.... lots of misspellings, and these bizarre changes in subject. They need to bring back "Clippy", before this gets any worse.

  • @yesssirr987
    @yesssirr987 11 місяців тому +7

    I love how committed he was to world peace. "There's not enough wild wings..." LOL

  • @knunyabeasewhacks8744
    @knunyabeasewhacks8744 5 років тому +491

    Lil' Billy ginger cheeks is rocking the Slavic tuxedo.

    • @introspectah
      @introspectah 5 років тому +16

      Slavic Tuxedo - ha!
      Excellent choice of words --

    • @tretre3892
      @tretre3892 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jungl1s
      @jungl1s 5 років тому +3

      * scouse tuxedo

    • @jtsector
      @jtsector 5 років тому +1

      Dobro 😂

    • @0Myles0
      @0Myles0 5 років тому +1

      Nailed it!
      I was thinking he was dressing sorta eastern Euro. and YOU NAILED IT! hahaahhahaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @chenteatwood6328
    @chenteatwood6328 5 років тому +377

    "I'm not good at reading out loud"
    If you listen to his podcast you know he ain't lying 😂😂😂

    • @nii_amart
      @nii_amart 5 років тому

      What's the name of his podcast?

    • @externalthoughts2924
      @externalthoughts2924 5 років тому +3

      @@nii_amart the Monday morning podcast

    • @nii_amart
      @nii_amart 5 років тому

      @@externalthoughts2924 thank you

  • @illmattie
    @illmattie 4 роки тому +1115

    Bill was dressed like he was expecting this to be a podcast

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 3 роки тому +10

      He's too old and well-established to need to bother giving a shit anymore.

    • @dabigbaby7193
      @dabigbaby7193 3 роки тому +4

      @@dogchaser520 it aint got nothin to do with age. some people just dont care about how they look!

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 3 роки тому +6

      @@dabigbaby7193 This is true. The real ones recognize that's not the important bit.

    • @dabigbaby7193
      @dabigbaby7193 3 роки тому +4

      @@dogchaser520 right on!

    • @andreasrasmussen6362
      @andreasrasmussen6362 3 роки тому +3

      @@dabigbaby7193 some people really like to point out that you dont have designer clothes and you dont. its not that i cant afford it, i just dont give a shit. i dont mean to brag but im 25 and almost a millionaire through fixing up 2 houses, and recently starting my own production based business. clothes doesnt make the man, and wearing gucci belts and 2.000 dollar shoes doesnt increase your inherent value as a human being.

  • @MoveWithWoo
    @MoveWithWoo 3 роки тому +65

    Bill Burr's answer to the music question was so wholesome and sweet. I think the Anger Management has made him a lovelier person.

    • @evanevanf4033
      @evanevanf4033 2 роки тому +1

      Someone should tell him that enjoying instrumental music is a sign of intelligence

    • @scottieteee
      @scottieteee 4 місяці тому

      And the shrooms

  • @mokkaveli
    @mokkaveli 5 років тому +454

    Bill is straight up dressed like he just came out of a Liverpool council estate

    • @hrizzo7955
      @hrizzo7955 5 років тому +11

      I want to be offended by that but i cant be 😂

    • @joanwills8563
      @joanwills8563 5 років тому +1

      @@hrizzo7955 beaut

    • @axy1982
      @axy1982 5 років тому +3

      Uve defo never walked round Liverpool

    • @hrizzo7955
      @hrizzo7955 5 років тому +7

      axy1982 funny that considering its where im from ya scruff

    • @hrizzo7955
      @hrizzo7955 5 років тому

      Joan Wills meff

  • @jfoeodkapfk
    @jfoeodkapfk 5 років тому +1929

    Don't blow it
    Keep it simple
    Count your money

    • @Arman-jx7cx
      @Arman-jx7cx 5 років тому +44

      I’m happy this reference made it here 😤

    • @gabelogan56
      @gabelogan56 5 років тому +17

      Oh yeah! Palin represent.

    • @gburyhockey9
      @gburyhockey9 5 років тому +1

      yes dude!

    • @medicorene
      @medicorene 5 років тому +2

      This.

    • @cpreid
      @cpreid 5 років тому

      Lmao 😂

  • @jamesjoseph1249
    @jamesjoseph1249 5 років тому +216

    Billy Red Nuts rockin' the Adidas tracksuit like a gangster from Moldova.

    • @hititmanify
      @hititmanify 5 років тому +7

      he cant slav squat though , he would feel it yyears in his hip.

    • @braincrushe
      @braincrushe 5 років тому

      moldova high five

    • @why3011
      @why3011 5 років тому +1

      I can see were both bald

  • @Charlie_Alpha_Lima
    @Charlie_Alpha_Lima 2 роки тому +20

    Bill Burr is effortlessly funny. Man really can make ANYTHING hilarious

  • @Fibrosis50Creations
    @Fibrosis50Creations 5 років тому +420

    Internet: "Nice track suit"
    Bill: "No it's not but they paid me to wear it so it's whatever."

    • @conradpaulson8343
      @conradpaulson8343 5 років тому +5

      Burr sold out, I used to like him, I can't listen anymore since he said he felt bad for Jussie Smollett

    • @brandonmiller5394
      @brandonmiller5394 5 років тому +3

      Conrad Paulson
      Who’s that?

    • @HappyCatholicDane
      @HappyCatholicDane 4 роки тому +11

      Conrad Paulson Why are you here if you can’t listen to him? Seems like a contradiction.

    • @nyimasitakanuteh580
      @nyimasitakanuteh580 4 роки тому +1

      Conrad Paulson that’s sort of the foundation of all his comedy, empathy and brutal honesty.

    • @TehJews
      @TehJews 4 роки тому

      Pretty sure that is also a Nike swoosh shirt he is wearing. I think it's more likely Bill brought out his "sports wear" for this shoot.

  • @KarmasAB123
    @KarmasAB123 4 роки тому +2196

    That last question really overestimates how much a million dollars is.

    • @TheCynicalOptimist88
      @TheCynicalOptimist88 4 роки тому +204

      Yeah and asking a millionaire aswell lol .... Like did that question come from your 6 year old son?? Haha

    • @sophistacate7612
      @sophistacate7612 4 роки тому +202

      I agree, at least make it 100 million or even go for a billion. These days 1 million isn't that much in the grand scheme of things. Besides, if I went back in time to when I was 18 I would just bet on Buster Douglas vs Mike Tyson and manipulate bitcoin.

    • @breeknow
      @breeknow 4 роки тому +30

      Reminded me of Dr. Evil on Austin Powers.

    • @qamplays
      @qamplays 4 роки тому +80

      exactly... back to 18 and prepare myself to buy as much bitcoin as I can when it came up in 2000's and then selling it in late 2017 .... that would be billions .... also knowing to avoid one perticular bit*ch ...;) easy answer.

    • @araisikewai
      @araisikewai 4 роки тому +31

      Go back to being 18 again... And buy Apple stocks. 1 million dollars will come by itself 30 years later.

  • @nicholasagnew2792
    @nicholasagnew2792 5 років тому +349

    Everything this man says is funny. Thats why his pod cast is so good.

    • @divinelittledevil
      @divinelittledevil 5 років тому +9

      This comment was written with words. That's why it's readable.
      (but I agree with you.)
      Edit: punctuation.

    • @ohyeah8224
      @ohyeah8224 5 років тому +2

      @@divinelittledevil lmfao

    • @xavierjanvier4975
      @xavierjanvier4975 4 роки тому +1

      He’s the only comedian who could perform without an audience.

  • @RyanH0809
    @RyanH0809 Рік тому +10

    This is brilliant! I especially love the real world considerations, followed by some artistic philosophical advice. This is a fantastic video!

  • @mcgiver1327
    @mcgiver1327 5 років тому +1041

    He'd go back to 18 again just so he could perfect his philly rant

    • @TC-kg4rb
      @TC-kg4rb 5 років тому +2

      Haha

    • @psychobillynumbnuts1
      @psychobillynumbnuts1 5 років тому +85

      He already perfected it

    • @dec23
      @dec23 5 років тому +11

      I had no idea he did a Philly rant till I heard about it a few weeks ago. Loved it. And I agree with it 100%. I've lived in Philly for about 4 years now, can't stand it. I plan on leaving next year.

    • @Excard0n
      @Excard0n 5 років тому +9

      He would have remembered the 76ers. The only team he forgot about.

    • @darienford860
      @darienford860 5 років тому

      Damn skippy

  • @Zazogog16
    @Zazogog16 5 років тому +744

    Your questions were stupid, but Bill's responses made them funny

    • @jameshudson6414
      @jameshudson6414 5 років тому +8

      krasilozanov90 They probably tailored it to Bill, he really seemed to like them

    • @JohannesWiberg
      @JohannesWiberg 5 років тому +14

      What do you mean "but"? That was clearly the point: stupid questions so that he could make them funny.
      Internet much?

    • @atthecore4560
      @atthecore4560 5 років тому

      That's the greatness of Bill Burr.

    • @danielsalas7071
      @danielsalas7071 5 років тому +3

      The video: we collected the weirdest questions on the internet and put comedians to the test.
      527 slow ass people: wow, it's like they just got the stupidest questions on the internet and the only thing that made the video funny was the comedian answering them, omg

    • @edwardelric4975
      @edwardelric4975 5 років тому +3

      @@jameshudson6414 Goes back to being 18, invests in bitcoin. That 1 mill is a joke.

  • @biggawinnacrapsa3870
    @biggawinnacrapsa3870 4 роки тому +292

    Pretty dumb questions, but he handled them well. He IS the man.

    • @crisp__
      @crisp__ 2 роки тому

      Especially the one at the end about being 18 again or a million dollars. You could just go back and bet on tons of sports games and make way more than a million.

    • @strategygaming5830
      @strategygaming5830 Рік тому

      @@crisp__ I’m buying some stocks I just need to make as much money as fast as possible (who needs sleep, maybe morales too) and buy some stocks. 18 isn’t too far away from me but there are still stocks that I was so close to buying.

  • @matthewluna6443
    @matthewluna6443 3 роки тому +27

    You can always tell when Bill enjoys the interview

  • @DarrenPriest73
    @DarrenPriest73 5 років тому +533

    Barstool hosts can't imagine not choosing the money over anything. :D

    • @horizonfios
      @horizonfios 5 років тому +52

      Darren Priest they are soulless empty losers who pray on content creators and content consumers and they’re really fucking stupid

    • @mohammadfarra4835
      @mohammadfarra4835 5 років тому +6

      @@horizonfios Barstool hosts are the most obnoxious thing to ever surface on the internet... I'm sad that they have no charismas :(

    • @stevencocky19
      @stevencocky19 5 років тому +16

      @Peter Evans 34-42% of the country Is unemployed? I'm sorry but where the fuck do you get your information...If that were the case we would have virtually the worst economy in the world. Our unemployment rate is 6% (combining male & female rates which are both 3%)

    • @knifetoseeya
      @knifetoseeya 5 років тому +16

      @@stevencocky19 if male and female rates are 3% then the unemployment is 3%

    • @SkittyP123
      @SkittyP123 5 років тому +6

      veranicus hahahahah thank god someone pointed out this incredible math

  • @reubena7854
    @reubena7854 3 роки тому +76

    "even illuminati turns off their cameras" LMAO

  • @rati0cination
    @rati0cination 5 років тому +183

    "I know where the spaceship is." :-D :-D

    • @johnben93
      @johnben93 4 роки тому +10

      That shit was funny af, man.
      I laugh out loud, every time I think about that and how he acted it out, so quickly.

  • @bcerd007
    @bcerd007 3 роки тому +8

    Keaton is most definitely kicking Bon Jovi’s ass, ..dude was batman

  • @gojithereploid7623
    @gojithereploid7623 5 років тому +224

    "Oh well my wife's adorable." BILLLL gah you're the best

    • @keysersozae
      @keysersozae 5 років тому +23

      ""You know that torture device that just gets tighter every time you move...? That's what it's like being in a relationship with a woman."
      - Bill, 3 minutes earlier in the vid lol

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 4 роки тому +1

      @Dr.Science Exactly.

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 4 роки тому +1

      @Dr.Science Bill is a masochist, though

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 4 роки тому +5

      And his wife really IS adorable.

    • @brucerisen9825
      @brucerisen9825 4 роки тому +1

      Simp?

  • @rg54616
    @rg54616 5 років тому +460

    Billy Burr repping Liverpool, didn't think I could love him more

    • @rickjackmortman6523
      @rickjackmortman6523 4 роки тому +12

      Knowing bill burr.I think he probably just liked it and then bought it 😂

    • @lukyangho
      @lukyangho 4 роки тому +42

      @@rickjackmortman6523 He was over In Liverpool last year for 2 days doing stand up. Sold out the Philharmonic Hall. He could have got it then, while touring the city. And also he's been LFC supporter since 2018 after watching the Champions league game between LFC and Roma.

    • @BillyMays731
      @BillyMays731 4 роки тому +10

      It hurt me as an Everton fan

    • @mariusstrmglendrange2411
      @mariusstrmglendrange2411 4 роки тому +3

      Fuck mate, thought the same

    • @ChipCain
      @ChipCain 4 роки тому +5

      Lucas H I supported him at the philharmonic gig. I bought him that cap as we watched the lfc Watford game before we went on.

  • @lucy7th
    @lucy7th 4 роки тому +733

    If he's back to being 18 I think he's gonna spent most of his time making sure Patrice eat properly.

    • @pumpituppowell
      @pumpituppowell 4 роки тому +15

      lucy7th this. I was listening to him today again. Great stuff. Timeless

    • @ploppyploppy
      @ploppyploppy 4 роки тому +26

      I think it meant he would be 18 again *now*. Otherwise you'd make far more than a million dollars knowing sport outcomes.

    • @SpadesGame
      @SpadesGame 4 роки тому +8

      bruhhhhh that hurt to read good lord

    • @treacherousjslither6920
      @treacherousjslither6920 4 роки тому +38

      We all know that Patrice probably wouldn't listen though

    • @thapelomaraisane8705
      @thapelomaraisane8705 4 роки тому +3

      @@treacherousjslither6920 yessssir.❤

  • @polarberri
    @polarberri Рік тому +3

    Bill Burr is the best! And I love how respectful about not sharing someone else's story he is.

  • @mossdemo08
    @mossdemo08 5 років тому +37

    It’s so funny that bill laughs at his own jokes. He is literally my favorite comedian

  • @saucerer4844
    @saucerer4844 5 років тому +427

    Why is he dressed like a depressed PE teacher

    • @jimgritty7064
      @jimgritty7064 5 років тому +8

      Everyone is depressed.

    • @vegeta30000
      @vegeta30000 5 років тому +3

      just like why adam sandler dresses how he does. rich af and doesnt need to give af about style at all.

    • @sorexlozen8968
      @sorexlozen8968 5 років тому +1

      vegeta30000
      I miss that bastard.

    • @gabrielgregorio2340
      @gabrielgregorio2340 5 років тому +3

      football manager

    • @GeronimoBiggles
      @GeronimoBiggles 5 років тому

      He likes sports and his relationship is depressing. No shit Sherlock.

  • @MRSLAV
    @MRSLAV 5 років тому +591

    Thanks Bill for returning tripoloski to fashion.

  • @itisknown5256
    @itisknown5256 3 роки тому +6

    When he says there's no number for world peace . My god 🙏❤️

  • @TG-it8zt
    @TG-it8zt 5 років тому +53

    Billy Burr with the LFC cap. Love to see it

    • @KTK44
      @KTK44 5 років тому

      Is he a fan?

    • @TG-it8zt
      @TG-it8zt 5 років тому +1

      KTK He’s from Boston which is probably the closest American city to Liverpool, he supports the Red Sox - their owners own Liverpool and he’s a massive Beatles fan. He talks about it in one of his podcasts, said he was watching us in the Champions League
      and decided to support us

    • @KTK44
      @KTK44 5 років тому +1

      @@TG-it8zt Haha yeah, I just found the video with the podcast you mentioned. Summed up: trash talked Klopp's teeth, doesn't understand the difference between Premier League and Champions League and thought Salah would end in a threesome after the Roma match. XD He's a welcome new supporter and thanks for the insight mate.

  • @brodywise4750
    @brodywise4750 4 роки тому +41

    2:31 “I can’t imagine the things I could’ve accomplished” Is the greatest living comedian

  • @brendanking6110
    @brendanking6110 5 років тому +106

    Billy should have been answering these in a Slav Squat

    • @aricmonita2207
      @aricmonita2207 5 років тому +1

      Hes not tryna be russian hes just from bawston

  • @whitemike3000
    @whitemike3000 3 роки тому +5

    Lol when he said he couldn't beat Tom cruise because he weird him out had my lmao

  • @melliev7
    @melliev7 5 років тому +250

    Just when I think I have Bill Burr figured out, he wouldn’t give up world peace for any amount of money and thinks his wife is adorable. So sweet.

    • @o11o01
      @o11o01 5 років тому +21

      Who would give up world Peace for a sum of money? That's one of the most selfish things I could imagine.

    • @SkateSka
      @SkateSka 5 років тому +17

      Anyone who gives the question a few seconds can figure out that people preferring the money are the only real reason world peace can't happen.

    • @kemi1896
      @kemi1896 5 років тому +2

      @@o11o01
      Unfortunately my bruh its been going on for quite a while now...
      And you might ask who does that..?
      I guess,
      People in power may be ,
      People who run things...

    • @o11o01
      @o11o01 5 років тому +4

      @@kemi1896 World peace in reality is unattainable. Even if our government's weren't full of corruption there would be travesties throughout the world.

    • @kemi1896
      @kemi1896 5 років тому

      @@o11o01
      Yes sir it could be..
      You might be right...
      May be i am not informed enough to reply you on that front...
      But what i said was in reply to your earlier question..
      (who would give up world peace for money)
      I just said that people in power have been doing it for long time now..

  • @sk8erboi201020102010
    @sk8erboi201020102010 5 років тому +264

    "I'm bad at reading out loud" MMP listeners understand

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 5 років тому +7

      "Changed my life" evidently, according to the copy

    • @keysersozae
      @keysersozae 5 років тому +2

      That Illuminati symbol avatar confirms you as an MMP listener lol

    • @BattleRAAD
      @BattleRAAD 4 роки тому

      Dr. Carver’s Shea Butter is transgendered- *transparent!*

  • @ct-p6004
    @ct-p6004 5 років тому +119

    He's so content the money doesn't matter. Thats the goal

    • @OvertonWindex
      @OvertonWindex 5 років тому +4

      Hes got enough money... that the money deiesnt matter.

    • @mytube6538
      @mytube6538 5 років тому

      Saying he already has enough.

    • @mytube6538
      @mytube6538 5 років тому

      JeffreyFromBrooklyn world peace doesn’t make people less greedy it just means no wars are going on. Doesn’t change the human dna

  • @josephgrimminck6855
    @josephgrimminck6855 Рік тому +2

    Bill Burr is perfect for this challenge! What a great comedian and Thinker!

  • @aaronkeegan3623
    @aaronkeegan3623 4 роки тому +134

    Love how he'd rather have world peace than all money in world! N he's funny... Need more people like him

    • @stevem.o.1185
      @stevem.o.1185 3 роки тому +5

      I mean, he also does already have a shitload of money though. He even started the statement with the qualifier, "I'm doing alright."
      I don't think he would judge most average people for going for the money.

    • @pweter351
      @pweter351 3 роки тому

      Helps being rich

    • @darrenegan3891
      @darrenegan3891 3 роки тому +2

      @@stevem.o.1185 he should judge and everyone else should too greed is one of the main reasons this whole world is f*cked 😁

    • @CanRotaryLife
      @CanRotaryLife 3 роки тому +3

      This one is a no brain-er. For world peace, I'd live the rest of my life in a box for that.

    • @darrenegan3891
      @darrenegan3891 3 роки тому

      @Cody B-A exactly man

  • @ArthurGoodness
    @ArthurGoodness 5 років тому +30

    Burr Repping LFC! What a wonderful man!

  • @dennesey
    @dennesey 5 років тому +21

    "I think he would overwhelm me with that Scientology energy". Add that line to BB's greatest hits collection.

  • @timolston
    @timolston 3 роки тому +9

    When he says.
    “Answer the internet” he sounds like Steve buscemi.

  • @NocturnalToothbrush
    @NocturnalToothbrush 3 роки тому +84

    I can confirm that these are most definitely NOT the internet's weirdest questions.

    • @Tfaonc
      @Tfaonc Рік тому +2

      ATI hasn't been on Reddit

    • @invisalats841
      @invisalats841 Рік тому +4

      It's not even close... they aren't even the weirdest questions from a single group of friends lol

    • @Elriuhilu
      @Elriuhilu Рік тому +1

      The weirdest question is: "would you rather look like Jar Jar Binks, or sound like Jar Jar Binks? You're not allowed to kill yourself."

    • @NocturnalToothbrush
      @NocturnalToothbrush Рік тому +2

      @@Elriuhilu Sound like Jar Jar. I'd just pretend I was mute.

  • @adamchristensen8566
    @adamchristensen8566 3 роки тому +26

    Everyone's got a number, and Billy says "fuck your number." He's real

  • @love-hammer
    @love-hammer 5 років тому +17

    That torture joke was amazing. I thought he was heading toward "that's how uncomfortable it is to be at full mast while trying to wear pants" but instead made a relationship joke. Great Stuff.

  • @sarcasm-83
    @sarcasm-83 Рік тому +1

    Bill "Lets sink cruiseships to make more room on the highway" Burr going for world peace at all costs was unexpected ;D

  • @justmax1834
    @justmax1834 5 років тому +1315

    Why does he look like a guy who just lost 250 pounds
    Edit: Guys no hate towards him, he is one my all time favorite comedians and I know he has been getting healthier.

    • @pipertarver1852
      @pipertarver1852 5 років тому +49

      I KNOW!! He looks so tiny. Is Nia hiding food from him??
      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MrLeSa95
      @MrLeSa95 5 років тому +45

      He's eating healthy probably. Needs to buy smaller clothes tho lol

    • @derekmartin8127
      @derekmartin8127 5 років тому +43

      He said he quit drinking over a year ago I think.

    • @juggerswood
      @juggerswood 5 років тому

      @@derekmartin8127 yes

    • @psychicvampyrs8351
      @psychicvampyrs8351 5 років тому

      hahaha 😂 totally

  • @Winther2k
    @Winther2k 5 років тому +250

    Bill looks like he’s going to paint the set

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 5 років тому

      Simon Winther nah. The clothes are too fancy

    • @arranboon1
      @arranboon1 5 років тому +6

      No, that's Norm's job. When he's not at the racetrack, of course.

    • @vperkv6554
      @vperkv6554 5 років тому

      Brenda Schaub is dressing him.
      And yes i spelled her first name correct

    • @mehdielkhatri2948
      @mehdielkhatri2948 5 років тому +1

      that's the jeff ross line he threw at norm mcdonald
      !

    • @phillytheflyerable
      @phillytheflyerable 5 років тому

      and ran to the set

  • @PICFL1
    @PICFL1 5 років тому +62

    My mans said “Bro im doing just fine” ole Billy Red nuts has the bands he dont need no more😭

  • @adamsvideos4521
    @adamsvideos4521 Рік тому +2

    I just found these. They are great! I love the interaction with the people off camera too. Reminds me of old school Joe Bob Briggs on TNT Monstervision. Get Bill Hader if you haven't already.

  • @greycat111
    @greycat111 5 років тому +59

    Bill really rockin the cyka blyat outfit

  • @das_it_mane
    @das_it_mane 5 років тому +141

    Dafuq. You get the best comedian and give him the worst questions? Bruh

    • @Rakuziio
      @Rakuziio 5 років тому +6

      Exactly. I think they are mistaking him for some modern day pop star.

    • @barahng
      @barahng 5 років тому +2

      For real. Imagine having one of the best comics of our generation and the producers don't pick a single comedy, OandA, or even Breaking Bad related question. These are like questions they ask during brain surgery to make sure they didn't mess something up.

    • @jiyu9277
      @jiyu9277 2 роки тому

      @@barahng I don’t even like this channel but the whole point of this is asking someone weird random questions off the internet. It’s not meant to be individually tailored to the person

  • @biggains1
    @biggains1 4 роки тому +41

    "I know where the spaceship is gonna be!" "And I'd be like 'What the fuck?!' And then he'd be on me!" 🤣 got me on that one

  • @shawnhall1893
    @shawnhall1893 2 роки тому +2

    Had to thumbs up when Bill said baseball pitcher so fast. And I agree.

  • @kablamborghini
    @kablamborghini 5 років тому +91

    7:23 talks about going back in time but says he'd know "what games to be at", not "what games to bet on".

    • @BKLYNTURK1975
      @BKLYNTURK1975 4 роки тому +11

      Sam Pearson that’s a character in it self

    • @dunkindoughnut167
      @dunkindoughnut167 4 роки тому +9

      A true fan of sports, enjoys the thrill.

    • @johnnytwotimes7854
      @johnnytwotimes7854 4 роки тому +4

      Clearly he doesn't care all that much about money haha, but maybe that's because he's used to having plenty of it

    • @Matthew-ve7uv
      @Matthew-ve7uv 3 роки тому +1

      No there is no time travel; he'd be 18 now. But he'd be "in the know," like he'd understand music

  • @jdane2754
    @jdane2754 5 років тому +77

    My boy Bill never walks alone? Damn.

    • @4231jerome
      @4231jerome 5 років тому

      Yeah I never knew he was lfc faithful
      Didn’t even know that he liked football

    • @billanar
      @billanar 5 років тому

      He started watching after the world cup.

  • @SuperAsim777
    @SuperAsim777 5 років тому +200

    I was waiting for him to say “suka blyat” .

    • @ultimat3pwnag31
      @ultimat3pwnag31 5 років тому +6

      Сука блять

    • @DMG380
      @DMG380 4 роки тому

      @@ultimat3pwnag31 Конечно!

  • @dutchdude1985
    @dutchdude1985 Рік тому +2

    If authenticity were a person. How could you not love this man.

  • @wuhansam
    @wuhansam 4 роки тому +191

    Only billy smallface could get me to watch something barstool related

  • @coreywolf49
    @coreywolf49 4 роки тому +73

    1:40 Hey I caught that Johnny Carson impression even if nobody else did.

    • @adeltoral
      @adeltoral 3 роки тому +3

      Don’t worry, you’re not the only relic around here. I caught it, too. LOL!

  • @zztopz7090
    @zztopz7090 4 роки тому +84

    "The wars will continue" Prediction of the year.

  • @Lamsus854
    @Lamsus854 3 роки тому +5

    Before he even said it, I knew that Bill was going to pick going back to being eighteen over the money.
    He’s the realest there is

    • @boracebecioglu9563
      @boracebecioglu9563 3 роки тому +1

      Bill is already a multi-millionare this question would only be valid if it is asked to a middle class or less people

    • @alphanerd7221
      @alphanerd7221 4 місяці тому

      It's a dumb question. He could by Apple and Google stock before it blew up. You get more money by going back to 18.

  • @EvilAmerica
    @EvilAmerica 4 роки тому +549

    The last of the real men on the planet. He’s like a talking artifact.

    • @jacobjorgenson9285
      @jacobjorgenson9285 4 роки тому +19

      It takes a lot of internal anger to stay that way

    • @jayleclerc1759
      @jayleclerc1759 4 роки тому +3

      don’t forget nick offerman

    • @aliraid9248
      @aliraid9248 4 роки тому +1

      At least he's influencing us

    • @TheBoxingCannabyte
      @TheBoxingCannabyte 4 роки тому +6

      Glad you are aware enough that you aren't a real man. Sometimes game doesnt recognize game. Just envy. You poor sad sop

    • @specialknees6798
      @specialknees6798 3 роки тому +7

      Bro you sound so lame

  • @steelleey7263
    @steelleey7263 4 роки тому +42

    You'll Never Walk Alone Bill 👍🏼

  • @jethrowomber
    @jethrowomber 5 років тому +118

    Bill Burr, he's the cool guy everyone wishes they knew.

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 5 років тому +12

      He's the cool guy you think you wish you knew till he tells you what he thinks of you

    • @jethrowomber
      @jethrowomber 5 років тому

      @@silverblue73 and your point being?

    • @TonyVega123
      @TonyVega123 5 років тому +2

      @@silverblue73 Haha yeah strikes me as the kind of guy who is an asshole to 90% of people he meets. Probably thinks he's better than everybody lol

    • @williamburnett2260
      @williamburnett2260 5 років тому +5

      Tony Vega no most comedians are super nice they would only talk shit in jokes... and then it’s really just a joke

    • @tomismop
      @tomismop 5 років тому +2

      @@jethrowomber what was your point?

  • @Freedomguy
    @Freedomguy 3 роки тому +6

    I always love Bill Burr…great every time.

  • @thatguytom1
    @thatguytom1 5 років тому +121

    OHHH JEEEEZUS

  • @Thunderstorm89
    @Thunderstorm89 5 років тому +72

    Bill looks like he's the villain in the next Scorsese movie.

  • @elloowu6293
    @elloowu6293 5 років тому +458

    World peace, you wouldn't even need money.

    • @exoticwhipsbroadspipesandbags
      @exoticwhipsbroadspipesandbags 5 років тому +8

      Ello Owu That’s not a realistic possibility unless we massacre half of the population.

    • @elloowu6293
      @elloowu6293 5 років тому +38

      @@exoticwhipsbroadspipesandbags still though, world peace is basically naked volleyball and space travel

    • @exoticwhipsbroadspipesandbags
      @exoticwhipsbroadspipesandbags 5 років тому +2

      Ello Owu It would be cool to have world peace.

    • @HolyCodzta
      @HolyCodzta 5 років тому +3

      I would take double the amount of money it would take to buy world peace, buy world peace then live like a king.

    • @JuicyLeek
      @JuicyLeek 5 років тому +1

      HolyCodzta that’s actually rather thoughtful!

  • @LexTechSpecMish
    @LexTechSpecMish 3 роки тому +2

    The fact he pulls Ball State out of the air is perfectly random!

  • @rdklarnet55
    @rdklarnet55 5 років тому +54

    His Johnny Carson “Internet” is too much.

  • @PointlessDrummer
    @PointlessDrummer 5 років тому +363

    he sounds like the guy from F is for Family

  • @joe1hundred
    @joe1hundred 5 років тому +27

    “THE WARS WILL CONTINUE”
    lol

  • @maishadigital8410
    @maishadigital8410 7 місяців тому

    I love how engaged he gets in this, like he's such a normal guy.

  • @shaileshrana7165
    @shaileshrana7165 5 років тому +55

    I wasn't expecting the relationship joke. Completely destroyed me.

  • @timothyhall4794
    @timothyhall4794 5 років тому +40

    This should be called "Bill answers questions."

  • @dkwroot
    @dkwroot 5 років тому +10

    5:08 I got respect for Bill Burr. He knows that joke theft is really bad in his industry, so he refused to use someone else's bit. Most 'comedians' would have just stolen someone else's joke and acted as if it was their own.

    • @brain7559
      @brain7559 5 років тому +1

      Yaa its Dave Chappelle's bit!!