Bill Burr's Guide to Driving Etiquette: Season 1 Compilation

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  • @DaveChurchill
    @DaveChurchill 6 років тому +7227

    "Comedians in Cars Getting Angry"

  • @FalconPunch1978
    @FalconPunch1978 6 років тому +3797

    Bill Burr road raging for 40 min? Yeah I'll watch that.

    • @monkadelic13
      @monkadelic13 5 років тому +10

      way better than stage rage

    • @thewargimp
      @thewargimp 5 років тому +10

      He's so funny. Yet, truthful. People are fucking idiots, some not all

    • @eatmywords4373
      @eatmywords4373 5 років тому +3

      I'm sure that's what his whole management team thought too🤣

    • @rondohunter8966
      @rondohunter8966 5 років тому +4

      @@monkadelic13 How did come up with this? A elderly stranger walking down the sidewalk and Bill goes "Look at that guy. Tell me he didn't know where Whitey Bulger was." LMAO!

    • @-m4nGo-
      @-m4nGo- 5 років тому +4

      I'm in 1:20 minutes, Then I started clapping my hands like a fucking seal.

  • @ShiggyMiyamo
    @ShiggyMiyamo 5 років тому +1511

    Imagine getting yelled at on the road and seeing that it's Bill Burr. Lmao

    • @dannyr333
      @dannyr333 5 років тому +25

      I'd pack it in for the day and just be like everything I wanted to do today got done bill burr is a funny dude

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 4 роки тому +1

      lol it's me

    • @minkrobeII
      @minkrobeII 4 роки тому +37

      I road raged at my teacher and when we both recognized each other we started laughing

    • @hanswurst6742
      @hanswurst6742 4 роки тому +5

      I won't, cause I'm not a shitty driver, like most of the people. I 100% agree with the guy

    • @sharkcity9291
      @sharkcity9291 4 роки тому +3

      @@minkrobeII awesome 🤣

  • @Low.Key.Music01
    @Low.Key.Music01 6 років тому +5219

    I need Bill Burr to voice the directions in my GPS

    • @JM-fo1te
      @JM-fo1te 6 років тому +586

      *Take a left, ya fuck*

    • @lucrative6477
      @lucrative6477 6 років тому +555

      Oh great, a fucking accident ahead.

    • @derekbest9703
      @derekbest9703 6 років тому +334

      Go fuck yourself, and do a U turn when possible.

    • @lemuelseale1640
      @lemuelseale1640 6 років тому +332

      Aw great you shithead u missed your turn, thats right make a uturn ya fairy 😂

    • @lemuelseale1640
      @lemuelseale1640 6 років тому +78

      herminio meneses i would pay good money for that

  • @diggarsa8614
    @diggarsa8614 2 роки тому +287

    Lmao Bill is exactly me when I drive. Logical yet apologetic 😂

    • @nofriendszone711
      @nofriendszone711 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jacobdehaan4114
      @jacobdehaan4114 2 роки тому +7

      Lol. Same here. I am so fucking impatient on the road

    • @m.hauks.6939
      @m.hauks.6939 Рік тому

      Yeah haha 😂😂😂so true

    • @thomasnelson5758
      @thomasnelson5758 10 місяців тому +1

      'apoplectic' is an even better descriptor for Bill 😂

    • @jamesf931
      @jamesf931 7 місяців тому

      It’s almost as if I’m watching myself!

  • @garagoles
    @garagoles 3 роки тому +1004

    bill is such a paradox. he is the angriest and nicest person at the same time.

    • @gsilva9887
      @gsilva9887 3 роки тому +29

      To be fair angriest and nicest aren't really mutually exclusive

    • @snowfalleon7629
      @snowfalleon7629 3 роки тому +12

      I notoced he's hiding his anger from everyone but the viewers.

    • @jonathanjollimore7156
      @jonathanjollimore7156 3 роки тому +8

      That's the trick he vents the anger so it's doesn't all come out in one massive eruption all at once ;)

    • @ScreamingEagleFTW
      @ScreamingEagleFTW 2 роки тому +1

      thats the typical middle age, straight, white male . That pretty much sums up our demographic right there. Ever see Gran Torino?

    • @ScreamingEagleFTW
      @ScreamingEagleFTW 2 роки тому

      @RJ Cox angry white man. we are pissed off because of the stupidity that is causing everyone so much misery but nobody will listen to us and the solutions are simple. but if someone needs help we are the first to reach out a hand of compassion. go watch gran torino.

  • @CrapLuckSimon
    @CrapLuckSimon 5 років тому +388

    "WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!"
    "oh that was my fault..."
    Every time i get behind the wheel.

    • @brenobacci
      @brenobacci 5 років тому +11

      That was a perfect example of road rage insanity. The follow-up with the self-reflection about racism against the bus driver was brilliant, and shows why Bill is deep down a good guy. Despite being from Boston. :D

    • @GeneralCane
      @GeneralCane 5 років тому +4

      "GET OUT THERE.
      That guy did nothing wrong."

  • @notjoe_
    @notjoe_ 2 роки тому +151

    "Even when they're a douche you still wave. Stops them from taking the gun out of their fucking glove box."
    He never fails to make me laugh, love ya Bill

  • @caesarplaysgames
    @caesarplaysgames 5 років тому +661

    “Look at this, LOOK AT THIS!”
    “She’s pretty though right, you can’t get mad.”

    • @zenoobi6144
      @zenoobi6144 4 роки тому +24

      i paused the video and i swear to god that is just a dude with long hair

  • @skymanross
    @skymanross 6 років тому +1232

    "Half of the homeless people out here just got sick of driving. Just pulled over and said the hell with it"

    • @Billsfans34
      @Billsfans34 6 років тому +2

      Do you remember the timestamp on this one?

    • @codycampbell2324
      @codycampbell2324 6 років тому +26

      @@Billsfans34 7:24

    • @CresProductions
      @CresProductions 6 років тому +25

      I fucking died right there

    • @DogSpeak
      @DogSpeak 5 років тому +2

      "They even clean up after themselves"

    • @Richard-Espanol
      @Richard-Espanol 4 роки тому

      Legit laughed out loud on the bus

  • @dan..........
    @dan.......... 5 років тому +995

    Bill Burr has a pretty bad temper, no denying it, but you can tell he is a very good considerate guy, with a big heart

    • @weirdpeopleonearth69
      @weirdpeopleonearth69 5 років тому +94

      chaotic good

    • @tsgillespiejr
      @tsgillespiejr 5 років тому +6

      @@weirdpeopleonearth69 Ah, you beat me to it!

    • @nunyabusiness896
      @nunyabusiness896 5 років тому +65

      That's why he's so mad: his good nature isn't reciprocated.

    • @ScreamingEagleFTW
      @ScreamingEagleFTW 5 років тому +35

      Bill Burr is the classic angry white man. Do you know why they are angry? Because they give a damn thats why. Do you know why America is the Greatest Nation on Earth? Because angry white men give a damn. There I said it. When we are gone, this country will turn into a 3rd world shithole.

    • @RumpWax
      @RumpWax 5 років тому +2

      i can relate

  • @commentcomment3701
    @commentcomment3701 2 роки тому +69

    Bill is really a sensitive guy, he thinks about everyone and everything. Truthful And yet funny as hell 🤣
    Can't get enough of him

    • @The_Infamous_Boogyman
      @The_Infamous_Boogyman 2 роки тому

      Does he think ab how orange his face is compared to his super white ass neck and arms? He's not always right. He's great, but he fucks up.

  • @WTG194
    @WTG194 5 років тому +791

    they should make this mandatory viewing before getting your license

    • @BrettonFerguson
      @BrettonFerguson 5 років тому +4

      People should watch a vehicle extrication or two before getting their licenses.

    • @BrettonFerguson
      @BrettonFerguson 5 років тому

      Here is one. ua-cam.com/video/tBi7q85yKwo/v-deo.html

    • @kenhiett5266
      @kenhiett5266 5 років тому

      The only problem with your idea is that Bill is a terrible driver. Did you watch the video?

    • @hardcyd3r
      @hardcyd3r 5 років тому +1

      @@kenhiett5266 ahem, THATS THE JOKE

    • @anitabonghit7606
      @anitabonghit7606 5 років тому +2

      Lmao imagine the questions on the exam "What are the rules of bike riding in LA"
      Answer "Get the fuck over I'm in a car you fuck!"

  • @unuxon884
    @unuxon884 5 років тому +427

    "I don't wanna hit ya... but the longer you stay out there it starts to feel like a good option."

    • @dinoradja242
      @dinoradja242 4 роки тому +1

      A true lunatic

    • @itsokay7989
      @itsokay7989 4 роки тому +3

      I always try to ride my bike, but the people calling themselves "cyclists" drive me up the hill. Two of them ride next to each other and block the lane. They don't give a shit, and even if you ring your little bell, they act like you've just broke the Geneva convention. It's worse when you're in a car. I literally had one tell me that cars don't belong on the road. The fucking gall.

  • @dirks4093
    @dirks4093 2 роки тому +34

    2:05: "I don't want to hit you, but the longer you stay out there it starts to feel like a good option." 😂🤣

    • @camerondavis731
      @camerondavis731 Рік тому +2

      That took me out. He says stuff that I think, but just don’t say. It’s crazy.

  • @jml19221
    @jml19221 5 років тому +574

    "California homeless are just drivers that gave up on LA traffic"
    - Bill Burr

  • @johnrobichaud1983
    @johnrobichaud1983 5 років тому +530

    "What can I say I'm a dreamer"
    -Bill Burr

    • @slobodanlang7135
      @slobodanlang7135 5 років тому +2

      lmao!

    • @NunoLisboa19
      @NunoLisboa19 5 років тому +1

      I was expecting him to say "I'm a dreaaaamah"

    • @nixbronowski5822
      @nixbronowski5822 5 років тому

      brilliant

    • @Chalupafatty
      @Chalupafatty 7 місяців тому

      The funniest fuckin part of the whole video by far! You get to see his crazy smile, right before you KNOW he’s going to go psychotic on some little thing lol Love Bill! And he’s insanely good live!

  • @SoCloseToToast
    @SoCloseToToast 6 років тому +1855

    Bill taught me more about driving than my driving instructor

    • @EvilElmo81395
      @EvilElmo81395 6 років тому +16

      YOOOOO TOAST COMMENTED!!!!

    • @itsme-ho1nh
      @itsme-ho1nh 6 років тому +22

      When make a U-turn, Bill: youre not supposed to do that, unless you look both ways, and you dont see a cop!

    • @atc
      @atc  6 років тому +85

      He'd be happy to hear that.

    • @_D_W_
      @_D_W_ 6 років тому +6

      SoCloseToToast he’s saving lives! DMV needs to take some notes

    • @LazlowRave
      @LazlowRave 6 років тому +8

      @@_D_W_ My driving instructor was so dope that once I passed on the final, as long as safety wasn't an issue, 'do what you want and get us back to the school'. I however had a regional competition Sports Car Club of America license (SCCA) and was in my open wheel racers division. I leaned over and asked, 'have you ever done a hand brake park?... no? I got ya covered."

  • @laika6661
    @laika6661 3 роки тому +55

    Ever since I watched this, I've gotten into the habit of looking into my rear view every time I take left to make sure the guy behind me also made it. It always makes me feel good when they do.

    • @quads4life1
      @quads4life1 2 роки тому +4

      I've done this for a while. I'm glad to know there are other's.

  • @samuraimidgetsquad
    @samuraimidgetsquad 4 роки тому +1051

    I like how Bill Burr simply just driving while saying what's on his mind is better than 85% of today's stand-up specials.

    • @johnfisher8401
      @johnfisher8401 4 роки тому +7

      samuraimidgetsquad I mean he also knows hes supposed to be entertaining during this so hed make jokes more often than just driving around without cameras on

    • @reinforcedpenisstem
      @reinforcedpenisstem 3 роки тому +3

      Not 86%?

    • @CannibalOX99
      @CannibalOX99 3 роки тому +6

      @@reinforcedpenisstem 82% ......I calculated the specifics

    • @chromeinox
      @chromeinox 3 роки тому

      Bill Burr is one of my all-time favorites, but he doesn't take up 15% of stand-up specials, so who are the other comedians you like?

    • @nofxdude89
      @nofxdude89 3 роки тому

      I'd say it's closer to 95% ha!

  • @AbrahamLTobing
    @AbrahamLTobing 6 років тому +367

    Girl texting in her car while driving.
    "Now, I would say something, but in today's climate, i would get busted for some sort of harassment"
    LOL

  • @dreamfury2351
    @dreamfury2351 4 роки тому +599

    "Half the homeless people out here just got sick of driving - That's what it is." "Just pulled right over and said, 'The hell with it.'" - Bill Burr

    • @reconx86
      @reconx86 4 роки тому +7

      7:24

    • @cankitchourasia
      @cankitchourasia 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah that one was hilarious!!!

    • @samker7758
      @samker7758 3 роки тому +5

      Man, that caught me so off-guard, couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes.

  • @erickruckenberg8716
    @erickruckenberg8716 4 роки тому +269

    "Go, live your dream! Go find love!"
    -Bill Burr

  • @michaelnizza414
    @michaelnizza414 3 роки тому +105

    I want a personal driver who acts just like this guy.

  • @BasedRoots
    @BasedRoots 4 роки тому +702

    Omg he drives 100% exactly like me. He’ll get mad, then realize “ah shet I do that too...”

    • @martin09091989
      @martin09091989 4 роки тому +8

      Yea me too!
      Rageing for the same reasons and do the same things! 😡🤬😐😎😁

    • @timppaUT
      @timppaUT 4 роки тому +2

      Classical case of: Mouth faster than brains? :P

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 3 роки тому +1

      light turns yellow: first thing to do is look in your rearview mirror to see if the guy behind you intends to make the light too... then decide to step on the gas or not.

    • @NobodyUR
      @NobodyUR 3 роки тому +2

      Yup, I have tourettes when I get behind the wheel 😬🤣

  • @heavymetalmusichead4969
    @heavymetalmusichead4969 6 років тому +371

    "You're not supposed to do that. ... Unless you look both ways and there's not a cop."

    • @PhantomFilmAustralia
      @PhantomFilmAustralia 5 років тому +4

      Joshua Crain Read your comment when he said it. Bang!

    • @sunset6958
      @sunset6958 5 років тому

      @@PhantomFilmAustralia omg same

    • @jordan9604
      @jordan9604 5 років тому +1

      No cop, no stop

  • @godofplumbing
    @godofplumbing 5 років тому +839

    If I passed Bill Burr driving, I'd cut him off just to hear him yell at me.

    • @markian788
      @markian788 4 роки тому +13

      Hahahahaha

    • @scarecrow6741
      @scarecrow6741 4 роки тому +1

      @@markian788 Bill drives like shit, but he does understand the rules pretty good. haha.

    • @FriezaSucks
      @FriezaSucks 4 роки тому +5

      You're messing with powers you don't want to mess with, you mad lad lmao!

    • @cat9448
      @cat9448 4 роки тому +3

      As you pass, yell out to ask him where hes going to and why

    • @kobeleonard9484
      @kobeleonard9484 3 роки тому +8

      @@cat9448 *shouts into cupped hands* WHY YOU GOING TO INDIANAPOLIS BILLLLLL?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • @willdwyer2167
    @willdwyer2167 3 роки тому +37

    Man all dads around Bill's age really are the exact same. A blend of courtesy and untethered rage.

    • @gerhardvaneeden5615
      @gerhardvaneeden5615 2 роки тому +3

      And not just in the US. I'm a South African (dad), and I relate to this video SO MUCH! Maybe we get pissed off because a) there are so many more cars on the roads these days, and b) we've had so many years to perfect our driving, and we can't understand that others are so bad at it.

    • @tillumscreekgeneralstore2499
      @tillumscreekgeneralstore2499 2 роки тому +2

      All comes down to respect. Respect received translates to respect given.

    • @RyanM-ke2gu
      @RyanM-ke2gu 2 роки тому +1

      It's hard for people today to understand that respect is earned, never deserved.

  • @TinaJackson
    @TinaJackson 5 років тому +529

    🤣 7:23 - "Half the homeless people out here just got sick of driving...that's what it is...just pulled over and said, to hell with it."

    • @jameseason4475
      @jameseason4475 5 років тому +2

      i felt this way down, my commute strains me

    • @rudolf895
      @rudolf895 5 років тому +3

      Man that had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

    • @CosmosGamingChannel
      @CosmosGamingChannel 5 років тому +3

      This was going to be my comment haha. Bill is a legend

    • @luckystars1632
      @luckystars1632 5 років тому +2

      LMAO. It’s even funnier when you’ve experienced LA traffic.

    • @eliasmanriquez7620
      @eliasmanriquez7620 5 років тому +2

      That shit had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @iamtrollingu8588
    @iamtrollingu8588 4 роки тому +300

    People driving in left lane: "I have to turn left in 89 miles".

    • @JuanPabloContrerasC
      @JuanPabloContrerasC 3 роки тому

      i drive on the left lane cuz i like to go faster

    • @jamminout7671
      @jamminout7671 3 роки тому +7

      it's better than hitting a red light in the right lane when you don't have to turn right and holding up everyone behind you with their blinker on

    • @dongloid
      @dongloid 3 роки тому

      @@jamminout7671 Man that is the worst feeling

    • @zankishii9961
      @zankishii9961 3 роки тому

      Bro you read my GODAMN soul!! And they can't even get in the right lane for 5 SECONDS for you to pass em

  • @reddeadjournals1385
    @reddeadjournals1385 5 років тому +416

    The truth, Bill didn't know there was cameras.
    This is just how Bill talks to himself when he's alone.

    • @wagman68
      @wagman68 5 років тому +24

      Nice plot twist, and honestly I'd be lying if I said I don't do the same thing

    • @maryjane-ip3tr
      @maryjane-ip3tr 5 років тому +2

      OMG!! That was such a funny comment. I can totally see that

    • @resilient4637
      @resilient4637 5 років тому

      Thats because (wife) nobody else would listen to him.

    • @LastAvailableAlias
      @LastAvailableAlias 5 років тому +2

      His throat is sore after ever drive

    • @EvilTwin123
      @EvilTwin123 4 роки тому +1

      He's a Bostonian...we ALL do that!

  • @redbeard365
    @redbeard365 2 роки тому +4

    "Wait, am I the problem? I think I'm the problem." LOL. This guy is gold.

  • @FatManJackson
    @FatManJackson 5 років тому +159

    I just watched some guy driving around in his car swearing and yelling for 40 minutes.
    And I loved it.

    • @shadowwin7272
      @shadowwin7272 5 років тому

      Time well expended

    • @CLlJANO
      @CLlJANO 5 років тому

      That some guy will be your religion now

    • @shmutz6051
      @shmutz6051 5 років тому

      just like driving shotgun with dad

  • @christopherjongte865
    @christopherjongte865 3 роки тому +205

    I love how Bill just tries to keep his cool. And then all he needs is one teeny tiny pebble sized problem for him to go all out 😂😂😂😂

  • @guitarhero1777
    @guitarhero1777 5 років тому +394

    So this is why Bill Burr is learning to fly a helicopter

    • @resilient4637
      @resilient4637 5 років тому +2

      He's the next road trip hippie, get outta the way coming through.

    • @rondohunter8966
      @rondohunter8966 5 років тому +5

      When I heard him talking about taking helicopter flying lessons my respect went way up for him. He's a great comedian so I imagine he's not waiting around for work. He makes time to take lessons to fly a chopper. Pushing the danger zone but hey, more power to him. Really like the guy.

    • @JoeWisniewski
      @JoeWisniewski 5 років тому +1

      Doubt he'd pass IMSAFE. He grounds himself every time.

    • @brianwilkins5673
      @brianwilkins5673 5 років тому +1

      Joe Wisniewski There is no A(angry) in that checklist

    • @JoeWisniewski
      @JoeWisniewski 5 років тому +1

      @@brianwilkins5673 Angry isn't an Emotion?

  • @benjamies4136
    @benjamies4136 2 роки тому +7

    I love how he is just a total contradiction, complains about something and immediately does it. Passing by that green bus on the right was hilarious

  • @Disgruntled_Dave
    @Disgruntled_Dave 4 роки тому +133

    32:59 "Now, what I just did there: you're not supposed to do that! Unless you look both ways *and you don't see a cop."* Truly, words to drive by.

  • @Jayrock-ky2ky
    @Jayrock-ky2ky 4 роки тому +268

    “Lack of quick twitch muscle fiber” 😂

    • @wendel5868
      @wendel5868 4 роки тому

      A Trakks Do you have a link? I could swear I’ve seen all of Bill’s videos on UA-cam and never saw that one

    • @MrBoDiggety
      @MrBoDiggety 4 роки тому +7

      "The other two white dudes slowly drift out of frame...." Love that bit!

    • @alexteeter6139
      @alexteeter6139 3 роки тому +1

      @@MrBoDiggety guys just hell bent on being fired!

    • @KennyMcCormick99
      @KennyMcCormick99 3 роки тому

      Hahaha I was literally scrolling the comments and read yours right when he was saying this!! LOL 😆

  • @tyleronearth
    @tyleronearth 5 років тому +180

    "I was looking up the history of garbage the other day." -Bill Burr

    • @cobraimploder
      @cobraimploder 4 роки тому +12

      Well, Florida does have a rich history.

  • @veronicagonzalez1745
    @veronicagonzalez1745 Рік тому +1

    “ somebody should be over, turned, and on fire up here.” LOL

  • @h.c.parkeriv2747
    @h.c.parkeriv2747 6 років тому +286

    39 minutes of Bill screaming in a car? Suhweeet.

  • @MONDAY______
    @MONDAY______ 6 років тому +1103

    *Season 2 better be Bill Burr's Guide to Flying Etiquette*

    • @Funkyphresh
      @Funkyphresh 6 років тому +3

      Bill Burr in a Helicopter would be pretty entertaining.

    • @MONDAY______
      @MONDAY______ 6 років тому +5

      @@Funkyphresh He's a pilot, you know.

    • @Funkyphresh
      @Funkyphresh 6 років тому +1

      @@MONDAY______ Airplane pilot or Helicopter pilot? There is a difference but no, I had no idea.

    • @Funkyphresh
      @Funkyphresh 6 років тому +2

      @@MONDAY______ I only know him for his brilliance in comedy.

    • @MONDAY______
      @MONDAY______ 6 років тому +6

      @@Funkyphresh Helicopter.

  • @gatorbait6851
    @gatorbait6851 4 роки тому +63

    I’ve never seen my entire driving life portrayed so accurately 😆 complete full conversations with myself including answering for the other driver that I’m yelling at lol

  • @laus7504
    @laus7504 3 роки тому +2

    "You beep at them and they don't understand why. Probably bc they can't hear the thoughts in my head."
    LOL

  • @FerrariTeddy
    @FerrariTeddy 5 років тому +170

    "I always jog in cross walks. I get across. I jog and I do the wave."
    That is proper street crossing. Not walking as slow as possible while texting without looking up.

    • @HatedJared
      @HatedJared 5 років тому +9

      Nah. If I am walking and I'm the one sweating my ass off while you sit in a leather chair in air conditioning, you're the one that can wait.

    • @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335
      @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 5 років тому +5

      @@HatedJared ur suppose to walk at a good pace you pos also Nah is not a fucking word god you sound stupid as fuck when you say that are you black

    • @HatedJared
      @HatedJared 5 років тому +8

      @@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 Nah is a verified scrabble word. So yes, it is a word. Merriam Webster has it defined as well. Maybe dont go around the internet calling people a POS, which actually isnt a word.

    • @Skippy0330
      @Skippy0330 5 років тому +5

      @@HatedJared so because you've done shit with your life, everyone has to revolve around you?

    • @evergreen-
      @evergreen- 5 років тому +2

      Skippy0330, yes

  • @AndresGomez-ct7qb
    @AndresGomez-ct7qb 6 років тому +166

    I swear, ol' freckles losing his shit in rants and then heckling his own rants with put downs afterwards is one of the most entertaining things out there.

    • @Johnwilliams-th9hq
      @Johnwilliams-th9hq 6 років тому

      Andrés Gómez lmao

    • @MojoBonzo
      @MojoBonzo 6 років тому +3

      thats his beauty... he is an asshole with awareness!

  • @marcanthony4930
    @marcanthony4930 4 роки тому +79

    "I don't want to hit ya...but the longer you stay out there it feels like a good option! Laughing alone out loud and can't stop!

  • @beckjohnson6663
    @beckjohnson6663 3 роки тому +11

    I thought I was an overly angry driver until I watched this and realized that Bill Burr and I have the exact same driving opinions

  • @juniorzoramac
    @juniorzoramac 4 роки тому +189

    "Why am i yelling? He cant hear me..." so true.

  • @richardharder6499
    @richardharder6499 4 роки тому +130

    "WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGGGGGGG?!?!?!?"
    "oh.. he's trying to get over"

    • @vtr0104
      @vtr0104 3 роки тому

      The pass on the left really sold it too =)))

  • @ryanroach8469
    @ryanroach8469 4 роки тому +30

    I love Bill Burr. He’s a very wise man who is very aware of his own anger issues and still has the compassion to try and rationalize other people’s ignorance. Good man

  • @danielschiller6413
    @danielschiller6413 2 роки тому +3

    omg you're killing me here! I lived in LA for 27 years and he sounds exactly like I did driving on the same roads. Bill is so damn funny! My favorite comedian!

  • @roejogan4374
    @roejogan4374 5 років тому +234

    Bill: I cant stand the way people drive
    Bill 5 mins later: *Proceeds to make a uturn in the middle of traffic 😂

    • @chucklemuchuckle2170
      @chucklemuchuckle2170 4 роки тому +9

      That is the best profile pic ever, even better with the name.

    • @heluxg
      @heluxg 4 роки тому +1

      Fuck so true

  • @AJayAnswersYou
    @AJayAnswersYou 5 років тому +702

    I'd rather watch 40 minutes of Bill Burr raging in traffic, than 2 minutes of The Kardashians.

    • @jimb7145
      @jimb7145 5 років тому +2

      Amen to that my friend

    • @garyha2650
      @garyha2650 5 років тому

      Danica Patrick 18:37

    • @AJayAnswersYou
      @AJayAnswersYou 5 років тому +1

      @@garyha2650 Worst part. She is awful.

    • @AJayAnswersYou
      @AJayAnswersYou 5 років тому

      @eddiewinehosen Haha, you'd be surprised how long I can go on. You will beg for a timeout.

    • @6monem
      @6monem 5 років тому +2

      -knock knock
      -whos there
      -the kardashians
      -the kardashians who?

  • @user-sw1wq8lh2w
    @user-sw1wq8lh2w 6 років тому +83

    Bill Burr should do Uber/Lyft, he'd be a hit for sure, and if not, the awkward moments will be amazing

  • @drewteam6998
    @drewteam6998 2 роки тому +1

    My spirit animal is Bill Burr. Never really watch much of him until this year. Why!!! I'm from New England and this man gets me! Says everything I'm saying in my car.

  • @markdelik6580
    @markdelik6580 6 років тому +92

    Bill Burr will never get old. 1 of the funniest people/comedians iv'e literally ever have seen! Much love and respect to Mr. Burr and his entire family and friends! God bless you sir!

    • @davidlehnhardt3245
      @davidlehnhardt3245 6 років тому +3

      I think if he gets old he would be even funnier. Like 70 years old, he got that old mans privilege. Going to the park and heckling college kids hackysacking... Nobody is doing shit cause nobody wants to beat up an old man...Hilarious

    • @ballin1394
      @ballin1394 6 років тому

      If you like him then you should come watch sports in boston.. I grew up with that attitude. We were raise to talk shit to each other... it builds character.

  • @lasutherland2
    @lasutherland2 5 років тому +112

    "Asshole won't let me over" -While trying to do an illegal lane change over a solid white line

    • @jletoniemetz
      @jletoniemetz 5 років тому +3

      Legal in CA at least. If the fast lane has a solid white line it's usually a tolled express lane.

    • @Mrx-hg4st
      @Mrx-hg4st 5 років тому +3

      @@jletoniemetz Meaning you cant cross the line until next exit, don't tell me you can cross it because I got ticketed for doing it.

    • @jletoniemetz
      @jletoniemetz 5 років тому +1

      @@Mrx-hg4st hm, you're right, TIL

    • @allenwatson7734
      @allenwatson7734 5 років тому +1

      Nope. It's legal in CA.

    • @ryangarner121
      @ryangarner121 4 роки тому +3

      I know everywhere is different but for the freeways where I'm from you're a total jerk if you just signal and wait for someone to let you in. That's such a self important mentality. Here's the thing, where I live the signs always, always have 2.5 miles of warning before every exit. You can find your way through traffic wihtout slowing any other car down, as busy as it is, in 2.5 miles across 4 lanes of traffic. But the guy that wants to get over at the last second who didn't plan ahead and just signals. So a whole lane of traffic has to slow down to let you in because you didn't paln ahead. That's a self important problem. I'd be mad if I saw Bill signalling and just waiting for a whole lane of traffic to slow down to let him in because he didn't plan ahead and wanted to drive in faster left lane traffic until the last second. Outside of that, most of what he's mad about I agree with, It's being courteous. Favorite line, "I judge other people's parents by their driving."

  • @danap7094
    @danap7094 6 років тому +28

    Two of my absolute favorite things about Bill is how he laughs at himself and how he talks about his anger issues! Favorite man on earth

  • @locomotiveproductions
    @locomotiveproductions 2 роки тому +6

    I actually drive like Bill Burr. Everything is so accurate and my short temper, this makes me laugh tears

  • @generalwrex
    @generalwrex 6 років тому +80

    "The Wave" Stops them from getting the gun from the glove box. - Ain't that the truth

  • @mockthedude
    @mockthedude 6 років тому +229

    Feels like one of those uber rides where you have 911 pre dialed

  • @sublime88sublime
    @sublime88sublime 4 роки тому +176

    This is literally just your average guy from Boston's dialogue when they run to Dunkin's for an iced coffee.

    • @echofoxtrot2.051
      @echofoxtrot2.051 3 роки тому +5

      Thank you! Someone who understands how to drive. Most people saying he's angry...and they're clearly not from Boston. I'm from NY, but work in Boston so I get the combo superpower of non-stop swearing and 2 accents 😂

    • @averywhitecotton5393
      @averywhitecotton5393 2 роки тому +1

      It must be an intimidating iced coffee.

    • @nofriendszone711
      @nofriendszone711 2 роки тому +1

      @@averywhitecotton5393 just your average guy running from an iced coffee

    • @daveidmarx8296
      @daveidmarx8296 2 роки тому

      I noticed that most successful Bostonians move to California rather than NYC. Is their hatred of NY that deep-rooted I wonder?

    • @sublime88sublime
      @sublime88sublime 2 роки тому

      @@daveidmarx8296 no we don’t hate the city itself, we just hate the Yankees. I would guess they move out west for the weather.

  • @frankenoise
    @frankenoise 2 роки тому +8

    I legit got a dashcam not for other vehicles but for cyclists and pedestrians. Bill is sooo right.

  • @HVYContent
    @HVYContent 5 років тому +122

    14:34 "Look at that dog right there. Think it cares about global warming?"
    🤣🤣🤣
    Out of all the things that a human could've thought at that moment

    • @Wimplo86
      @Wimplo86 5 років тому +4

      And what made it funnier it was right after he was checking out a LAYDEEEE

  • @calebbirkhimer1344
    @calebbirkhimer1344 5 років тому +26

    This was a spiritual journey. “Somebody should be overturned and on fire” a personal favorite. Pretty sure I’ve said the same exact things when I drive haha

  • @petedevito7059
    @petedevito7059 4 роки тому +35

    6:07- “Someone should be overturned and on fire for this level of traffic!” LoL you are awesome!!

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
    @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 2 роки тому +7

    I absolutely love this. I would drive around with him all day, and hold the camera. That’s my life’s dream.

  • @j-bonemcswiggans4597
    @j-bonemcswiggans4597 6 років тому +110

    "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"..
    Oh that was my fault..

    • @DammDamian
      @DammDamian 6 років тому +2

      Josh Mulqueen my favorite part Hahahah

    • @bodejazz
      @bodejazz 6 років тому

      Wheres the timestamp?

    • @AdamSlack17
      @AdamSlack17 6 років тому

      Puddle of Adrenaline 9:10

  • @KennyMcCormick99
    @KennyMcCormick99 5 років тому +92

    Whoever simply thought of putting Bill Burr in a car with a camera knew they had a hit UA-cam show on their hands!

    • @garbear6899
      @garbear6899 5 років тому +3

      I would guess if you put a camera on him doing any everyday activity it would be a hit

    • @scumbaggo
      @scumbaggo 5 років тому +1

      if theres a camera on bill, it was his own idea.

  • @skjekken
    @skjekken 5 років тому +15

    "Look at that dog right there, not a care in the world. Do you think he gives a shit about global warming? He doesn't" XD

  • @mariawelsh3190
    @mariawelsh3190 2 роки тому +3

    I love this guy. He just makes my day a little less shittier.😊💜🙏

  • @CorundumDevil
    @CorundumDevil 3 роки тому +25

    I appreciate Bill Burr. He is... the most human comedian I've ever hears in my life, and he shares a generation with Ricky Gervais.

  • @glorious_help
    @glorious_help 6 років тому +144

    I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST WATCHED 40 MINUTES OF SOMEONE DRIVING...

    • @Bad4bizbrad
      @Bad4bizbrad 5 років тому +4

      This ain't just 'someone'. This BILLY BADASS!!

    • @manfredschmalbach9023
      @manfredschmalbach9023 5 років тому +2

      .... 40 minutes of someone complaining in the most fucking hilarious way while driving. 😂

    • @SirGeorge53
      @SirGeorge53 5 років тому +1

      Danica! That's FAP worthy.

    • @maxcentral
      @maxcentral 5 років тому

      Was thinking the same thing...just woke up on a Saturday afternoon. Haha man love Bill Burr!

  • @Loxout
    @Loxout 5 років тому +10

    I'm absolutely in love with Bill Burr. Every time I see/hear him; check out is podcast I'm just happy.

  • @moviebad109
    @moviebad109 3 роки тому +1

    Bill burr perfectly encapsulates my driving style.
    Considerate, and full of rage.

  • @Pheminon1
    @Pheminon1 6 років тому +360

    I love how he talks about littering.
    Seriously, what kind of a lazy, fat animal just throws their garbage on the side of the road? Like, you can't wait until you get home?

    • @Temulon
      @Temulon 5 років тому +4

      I do that but I blame my girlfriend. She's anal retentive about the trash, especially about the recycled stuff. Everything has to be cut up and reduced to small pieces so that the maximum amount of plastic, paper, aluminum etc, will fit into the bag. So she'll buy items that come in large cardboard boxes and expect me to cut the boxes into little pieces. On trash day I need to move the bags to the curb and cutting the boxes would take too long, I'd be late for work. So I load them into the car and toss them on the way because she checks the cans to make sure I've cut the paper, plastic etc. If I were to have put the boxes in the bin or beside it in their original shape I'd hear about it when she got home. It's all her fault I swear.

    • @jamespollock11
      @jamespollock11 5 років тому +2

      The wind sucks it out before I can grab it.

    • @Sam-um9nu
      @Sam-um9nu 5 років тому +2

      Wylie Wiggins can you talk more about the orange tint thing? Ive never heard of that before

    • @sillywilly717
      @sillywilly717 5 років тому +10

      @@Temulon i would say man "if you want it done so specifically do it yourself." Thats way too much effort for just taking out the trash😂

    • @mr16325
      @mr16325 5 років тому +2

      @@jamespollock11 close the window

  • @donniemills967
    @donniemills967 4 роки тому +57

    Bill Burr: "How do you keep your calm when you're leading"
    Danica Patrick: "I never lead"

  • @Voltron4ev4
    @Voltron4ev4 4 роки тому +38

    "Even when they're a douche you still wave." Oh Bill, you crack me up.

  • @The_Bookman
    @The_Bookman 2 роки тому +1

    The wave is everything.

  • @christopherbeason7435
    @christopherbeason7435 3 роки тому +52

    He could do 20 seasons of this and I’d buy every episode

  • @jakobirobi2359
    @jakobirobi2359 6 років тому +133

    7:00....Bill Burr's female voice is the best in the industry....hands down, flat out hilarious, every single time.

    • @DanielRodriguez-gm1to
      @DanielRodriguez-gm1to 6 років тому

      Imo gabriel Iglesias' is a little better. But I love both so

    • @billhoyt9466
      @billhoyt9466 6 років тому +7

      The funniest part is that he uses the same for his African American wife.. teenager white girl.. asian. Everybody lol

    • @DanielRodriguez-gm1to
      @DanielRodriguez-gm1to 6 років тому +2

      @Nicholas Pagano fuck off. I'm entitled to my own opinion. If u dont like him then okay idgaf.

    • @phililpb
      @phililpb 6 років тому

      His female voice always reminds me of Julie Hagerty

    • @DigThugDoug
      @DigThugDoug 6 років тому +1

      Agreed. Gabriel Iglesias’ impersonations are annoying as hell

  • @joncarelli9941
    @joncarelli9941 5 років тому +5

    I love Bill Burr! So angry yet so self aware. He's the best!

  • @matthewjohnson4172
    @matthewjohnson4172 2 роки тому +1

    Literally driving thru my old neighborhood in Hollywood then my new one in van Nuys

  • @GenXPower
    @GenXPower 3 роки тому +25

    I am now a better driver and a better person for having listened to this. Thank you for your service, Bill.

  • @mastershake2073
    @mastershake2073 5 років тому +60

    Bill Burr is literally my spirit animal. This man is me😂

  • @12many4you
    @12many4you 5 років тому +10

    Bill Burr out there making me feel like a well adjusted, calm friendly driver

  • @antgarcia62
    @antgarcia62 2 роки тому

    Is it possible to be both stressed the fuck out, and relieved at the same time? This video is some kind of cathartic.

  • @Favriscius
    @Favriscius 5 років тому +81

    I literally agree with every single one of this man's thoughts

    • @Favriscius
      @Favriscius 4 роки тому +1

      @Carl Ward He is a comedian, which means he makes jokes... also I don't think that just because you disagree with a comment that makes someone a bad person.

    • @freshjuice457
      @freshjuice457 4 роки тому

      he should write a book on his best jokes. All time best seller

  • @mladensk
    @mladensk 4 роки тому +16

    I commute to work in Toronto every day with my husband and I feel like you are channeling him! We are off this week for the holidays so this helped me with my angry driver withdrawal.

  • @trikstari7687
    @trikstari7687 4 роки тому +15

    Bill Burr is my spirit animal when I'm driving.

  • @Gijeff69
    @Gijeff69 2 роки тому

    We’re “Birds of a feather” Bill!!
    So much alike in our views of the world!!! You’re the best man!!

  • @_freedomordeath_
    @_freedomordeath_ 5 років тому +16

    Bill Burr driving a car and gettin mad at everything and everyone. Watching every second of it.

  • @samyockneyonclimatechange879
    @samyockneyonclimatechange879 5 років тому +14

    Thanks Bill! I've been a little depressed lately but you always warm my cockles.

    • @veteranmode
      @veteranmode 5 років тому +2

      Same here. I listen to his savage moments compilation and start cracking up. Even when I'm really down. Be strong bro.

  • @HGSNJ
    @HGSNJ 5 років тому +75

    Why Ya Goin' to Indianapolis Bill?!?!?!

  • @billstewart940
    @billstewart940 2 роки тому +1

    this could be a recording of me driving, my spirit animal.

  • @yenrabjb
    @yenrabjb 5 років тому +52

    This is like watching myself drive, even down to the pastiness.

  • @audiogarden21
    @audiogarden21 6 років тому +23

    As a motorcyclist I appreciate Bill lookin' out for me.

  • @alc4117
    @alc4117 5 років тому +53

    Can there please be a 40 minute video of Bill Burr mall people watching?

  • @1whoQuestions
    @1whoQuestions 2 роки тому +3

    This is awesome. I feel like I’m watching me driving. 😂😂😂