Theo Von Answers the Internet's Weirdest Questions
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- Опубліковано 6 бер 2019
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We've collected the Internet's dumbest questions over the last 7 years on our podcast KFC Radio and put Theo Von to the test.
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You can NEVER predict a Theo Von answer. “Uhhh... probably a Philippino”.
Filipino
Tony Attardo whoops sorry thanks. Just assumed it was spelt like the country. My bad
Brucifer Wienerdog Spelled
Tony Attardo Jesus dude now you’re just annoying
@@tonyattardo9350 Anything else you want to say?
Calling sign language "bad magic" is one of the best things I've heard.
That's good
😂
the dark arts
Earlier today I saw people doing sign language to each other and it looked like two people playing rock, paper, scissors but neither of them knew how to play.
I laughed so fucking hard haha
Theo is hands down the most unintentionally funny person I’ve ever seen
It’s all intentional lol, he’s very smart and know how to play this character to a tee
The fact you think it’s unintentional is funny.
@@michaelhuerter1921 doubt it’s a character. Things come more natural when that’s just who you are
@@michaelhuerter1921 nah it's a mixed bag.
@@michaelhuerter1921 a script is intentional. Theo is just naturally funny. His standups aren't as good as when his just talking.
Theo is lightning quick, and he spits out so much gold it's unbelievable. He delivers material nobody else ever could, and I've lost all control laughing at his jokes more times than I can count. In my opinion, he's underrated.
He's definitely funny but he's not underrated. He's massively famous
i could.
@@radicallybean Let's hear it! 😅
They aren't really jokes, he is serious, and that's what makes it funny
@@brk49er You think every story he tells is legit? It's comedy, my guy.
I love how “someone from Scotland” and “someone on coke” are in the same category in his mind.
I had a roommate from Scotland a few years ago, and he did more coke than anyone I've ever met lmao. Prolly a coincidence but, still
Probably because scotland is the coke capital of Europe
As a Scot living in Scotland I can confirm for a country of 5 milli probably 1 milli are coke heads
And I think probably 90% of 18 year olds try it and go thru a phase of it
I was one of them 😅
Long past it now though
And as they say Scotland’s the uks Russia
@@rossduncan886 As another Scot living in Scotland I can say this man speaks the truth... If it ain't coke heads then it's alcholics, heroin addicts or stoners. We're only sober when we wake up(sometimes)
@@jimileewatt3062 what part of Scotland? I’m curios I’m Aberdeen
how does he manage to quickly comeback with creative remarks 100% of the time?
dudes got a gift
It's almost like it's his job
@@brentonlee5535 tell that to 98% of other comedians with the same job
@@IKIGAIofficial most of them have pretty quick wit as well
You can never really guess what his response will be, he's so original
That's why he's on the rise bruh, he's so unique and entertaining. I just saw a few clips of his standup today but I've been watching podcasts that feature him for a month or so, dude is funny AF.
How does Theo have so many life stories he almost had a story for every bizarre question 😂😂😂
fiction.
that’s what he does, say some out of the box shit and makes you believe it’s true which is fucking hilarious. if you know him then you just know he’s joking with but how he delivers it and how fast it is for him to think of some out of the box shit is what makes it hilarious
cuz he makes half of em up
He piggy backs his dad's stories? However it is, we don't really care. 😊😂😂😂
His murderer friend telling him “it felt good” LMAO gets me every time and the camera guys laughing
Funniest shit ever
Probably true
whats the kick?
Literally died
This was a huge mistake. Should of been an hour long.
should HAVE
Mateusz Frydryszak dude I can't stand it. It's like no one paid attention in English. Also "would/could of" annoys me. Lol
@@yourenotrelatable "payed".
@@yourenotrelatable We was instead of we were ...
@@diogeneslantern18 No actually, it's paid. Payed is used for nautical terms.
Theo is the only man on the planet that calls Chris Hansen out instead of being called out by him
underrated comment!
This angle is crazy broda
The booty warrior would disagree
And he did it in a mostly polite and civil way. Haha
Kinda makes me sad to find out Hansen is kinda a diva.
I would sell my eternal soul to see a documentary of Theo living in prison for a year. Like no crew just cameras and audio. No special treatment just Theo vibin with con men. That shit would be a riot
I wonder if it would turn off in a month or two and he just become complacent and mundane or if his humor can endure any environment.
I think you might be underestimating how important your eternal soul is
“Get some reading done, get in shape, get some diverse friends”
Nirvana preach
Yes, he said that
He wouldn't have many "diverse" friends since most inmates segregate themselves.
Lol
@@gorillamane13 fak you
Theo: "They'll probably beat you up. Theyll say your gay and beat you up."
Camerman: *WHEEZES*
first name last name imagine caring about grammar in the comment section of a random UA-cam video lmao your guaranteed a huge loser
@@JamesTheAxeThrower you're* you infantile, knuckledragging idiot
@@JamesTheAxeThrower Imagine caring about a comment of a random person you don't know. See how easy that is? Cmon now.
@@dannass5 Imagine caring about a comment of a random person you don't know. See how easy that is? Cmon now.
@@PeterNjeim yeaaa.....
Theo's the most famous example I can think of a comedian being funnier off stage.
“Cats are pieces of loneliness in your apt” bro I’ve had cats all my life and never thought about this Theo’s brain is just different 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Depends on who you ask, bro”
Funniest line in the whole video
Naw man, funniest line is "They call them the smiling people, somewhere on the internet"
Indeed. Great response that can work with so many situations.
but ill shut that THICC fella down
@@nom303 lol that one got me pretty good
@@nom303 That's what had me doubled over.😂
He's secretly smart. It's all an act. He once did a lecture on the difference between Capitalism and Mongooses, and it changed my life.
Where can i find this?
@@HoodRatBass Unfortunately you can't. It was erased by our mongoose overlords.
But perhaps I've said too much...
@@HoodRatBass ah cmon
Is the plural of mongoose mongeese?
Yes
I love the fact that Theo Von has a story about everything, and that you can hear the crew just losing it at every answer!
Theo is effortlessly funny. It's a rare gift.
Rosie O'Donnell
"That's not a fictional character, that's a real person"
Depends on who you ask. But I'll shut that thick fella down you know dat.
Fuckin dead 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Lmao too fukn good
I couldn't stop laughing at that! hahah
Funniest part of a hilarious segment. Lmao
Yea, we saw it, we also watched the video...
Theo Von is best comedy algorithm in the simulation so far.
Drew Chestnut 😂😂😂
I also appreciate what architect did with Bill Burr algorithm
@@josematias2010
Burr is jealous/intimidated of Theo. That's like Ask Jeeves vs Google.
@@TotallyNoCat Oh please Von is a fun cool guy, but Burr puts up a show, he is a comedian.
Not only a clever way to put it, but also a surprisingly fitting one.
2:55 chooses a year in jail. “probably a week” to solve a rubix cube. This had me dying 😂
I've honestly never seen a single second of Theo's stand up, but I love hearing him talk.
"I'll shut that thick fella down, you know that" lmfao
Dat*
Underrated comment 🔥
Exquisite timing, he said the line as i was readin
I come back here constantly just for the whole rosie thing 😂
Gotta give props to him calling Chris Hansen out at every opportunity.
I've heard a lot of other UA-camrs have similar stories about him doing this type of f*** s*** when they invite him to do collaborations he basically treat people as if there are a production company and they have to finances entire stay
@@doubleodie3813 who? Tgeo or Hansen?
@@sheeeeeesh3622 Hansen
@@doubleodie3813 lol he’s an old guy and he’s used to production companies hosting his stuff
For real
you know theo is about to say something funny when he says “in my neighbourhood growin up…”
"I'll shut that thick fella down" absolutely killed me 🤣😂
"rosie o'donnell"
"thats not a fictional character"
"depends on who you ask bruh"
unreal answer
I'll shut that thick fella down you know that
That was hilarious
@@RSpracticalshooting i was already laughing at the fictional character bit, but when he said I'd shut that big fella down I was wheezing
He set that shit up in LAYERS. you see the smirk creep onto his face way before, while distracting you with the thought of the guy from the mask
Fictional answer*
Theo is probably the most underrated comedian in our time. Much funnier than the famous ones...
Theo is famous though. Most underrated comedian right now is Andrew Schultz 100 percent. But I think comedy legends like Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Louis C.K. and Tom Segura are much funnier than Theo.
@@Viper3048 Thats not a fair comparison for several reasons. Biggest one is probably the amount of years and fame they have on Theo. Breaking ground in comedy when comedy was a completely different animal compared to now. If they all started out at the same time as Theo it would be a much more even playing field. Thats what I think atleast :)
@@Viper3048 no. Not true. Schulz is overrated. The correct answer is Mark Normand
He's no mark normand.... Ya chooch
@@Viper3048 nope. he’s the quickest wit ever. his podcast has me reeling constantly. don’t care for his standup but his pod is incredible and shows his prowess.
6:42 The wheezing and the “piss on his floor” 😭 got me laughin so loud I need to go to bed
im crying ive never seen this dude in my entire life and hes probably the funniest person ive heard talk
“Would u rather be blind or Dickless”
“Yea I had a blind kid in my neighborhood growing up..
He’s deaf actually”
💀💀
kldodo 😂😂
QUOTE FROM THE VIDEO!!!
I actually never noticed Theo’s misdirection here.
@@CJ-gy8ie People like quoting so they can discuss it after
I’ll shut that thick fella down 😂😂😂 I can’t breathe. Omg
Favorite part 😂
“Depends on who ya ask really” 😂
Roman Mann i screamed when he said that 😂😂😂😫
😂 dead
LMAO 😂😂😂😂 O SHYT
6:41 😂I'm dead ☠️
Theo's dad was born in 1910 which means Theo was supposed to be born in like the 1930's. Just let that sink in
I'm mindblown.
Damn dude that's crazy to think about
What do you mean supposed to lmao
@@judson8441 I think they mean statistically speaking most men had kids in their early 20s during that era so Theo "should've" been born in the 1930s when his dad would've been in his prime 20s.
Damn he sat in that nutsack for an extra 50 years
Basically, pieces of loneliness in your apartment
Theo is a poet!
I'm saying!
lol
I REALLY wanna like this comment but it's already at 420... decisions decisions...
I’d do euthanasia, f cats!
The thing is I don’t even think he’s joking half the time... he’s just vocalizing his thoughts and they happen to be absolutely hysterical 😂
This video is how I was introduced to Theo Von for the first time a few years back. I had never even heard his name up until this. I'm so happy that I saw it. Its ability to be funny off the cuff is remarkable IMO. I'm just so happy for it honestly because he is a true character. He makes you want to be friends with him for his interesting insight and borderline goofy behavior, but for all of the right reasons. I'm just super happy for him that he's made it. He's a better conversationalist than stand-up comic. But I feel like he could be a better stand-up comic if he really dedicated more time to writing jokes and fleshing them out over time.... His energy is different though, he's always struck me as an in the moment type character. Which isn't bad by any means. Its insanely funny.
I just think he could be one of the best if he sat down and wrote material religiously. But I don't think that's his style or even what he's aiming for. He comes across as someone that is just living life in the present one day at a time as opposed to someone career oriented that becomes the CEO of their own brand.
I respect what he does even if he is known for being a bit flakey and what-not. To me he seems like an individual that has dealt with a lot of trauma in his youth and self-medicating, but he's got a lot of insight into humanity, whether he admits it or not.
I'm just happy I was introduced to Theo Von and its this video that did it. So thank you for that barstool.
He would certainly be one of the greatest comics out of all of his contemporaries if he dedicated himself to standup. Louis CK said as much on Theo's podcast during his appearance earlier this year.
I like how Theo Von is so naturally funny that he's impossible to take seriously even when he's dead serious, example:
Theo: "I know a guy who killed someone.."
Crew: ...
Theo: "and he said it fucking feels good..."
Crew: bursts out in laughter
Theo: "he really said that..."
I think he was joking, he's a good gaslighter
"I'll do the year in jail"
"How long do you think until you solve a rubix cube?"
"Probably a week"
I'd take the rest too lolol
_focks I can solve a Rubik’s cube I would be in jail for about 1 mins
*Rubik's
@@haydenwood2211 oh would you?
Get some diverse friends lol
His switch up of how a gallon of water can kill you to immediately talking about how drank a gallon of water at his friend Tim’s house is great
I come and watch this every few months, I still think it was the best one ever done and it still makes me laugh everytime
Just envisioning a deaf kid getting beat up for signing cuz kids think he's doing magic has me in stitches
When I was in jail , the deputies beat a kid to death for not listening
lmaaoooooo
"The pool touched all four walls bruh" 😂😂😂
I was not ready for that🤣
I want more of him doing this. Hilarious guy right there.
This made me laugh so much. He is so funny. Master of comedy.
I dont know why, but I found the jail question the funniest lmfao
"OoOo a science one"
lmfao i cried
I'll shut that thick fella down, I know dat.
-Theo Von
you know dat
Lmao Theo has so many stories that start out with "I knew a guy" or "I grew up with a guy" or "I was over at my buddies house and." Fvckin hilarious dude
One of the best videos I have ever watched lmao
"What fictional character would you love to beat the shit out of?"
"Probably Rosie O'Donnell"
"That's not a fictional character that's a real person."
"Depends on who you ask, bro....but I'll shut that big fella down you know dat."
Theo's stand up is just okay, but him literally doing anything else including just talking to someone is the funniest shit ever
His stand up is actually really good, his Netflix special just didn't turn out very well.
@@captainrisky6561 I'll have to look up some random live gigs if possible. I assumed I'd love his stand up, because again, any other place I've seen or heard him, he's a fuckin laugh riot.
I agree, he is naturally HILARIOUS
His quick wit is better than shit he works on. I saw him few montgs ago and his best lines were comebacks to the audience.
Captain Risky I agree with you but it also seems like he’s gotten so much funnier since his Netflix special. He needs another one it would crush
“I heard the lights are on at night though” HAHAHA. Someone needs to study Theo’s brain, he’s nonchalantly a comedic genius
"The pool of piss touched each corner of the wall dude." 😂😂😂
Theo is still killing it. He's not slowing down.
'somebody from Scotland, no' lolll
GamerGuy88 I’m Scottish I don’t get this 🥺
EDIT: Now I do GRRRRR
Crip - to be fair he didn’t say American either and he’s from the states. Just a jokester
@@YusuphYT I'm of Scottish descent. Scottish people are awesome. Just funny how he said that. ;)
No shit Sherlock. And btw your pfp is a pic of a cat, so Theo doesn’t like you, because he doesn’t like cats, or people who associate with them.
Manny is actually a good choice. Likeable but can throw hands if things go sideways.
He could probably take out 10-15 little grey aliens.
Hahaha I literally burst out laughing at that cheers dude
@@Onthebrink5 If he knocksout the first one, the other ones will be scared
His singing would clear a room faster than his hands.
@@Damlja Yea but no way they have enough escape pods to get away from him so like dude said, at least 10-15 of those little fucks are gettin dropped
One of the most legendary appearances/interviews Theo Von has ever done
Hahahah
“My dad was 70 when I was born”
“Oh shit”
😂
R.I.P Billy Conforto got pilled up and drove into an embankment Gang gang
RIP Billy
@Jarret ward finally met someone with the same name wtf gang gang
@@jay6176 But your name is Jay. Do you know how this works?
Wouldn't drop it on yt and its easier for people to remember but I have 1 t not 2
Word has it that Billy also crashed his boat into an embankment.
And thats what a world class comedian is like ladies and gents.
He’s just dumb as a brick with a really fucked up past
@@CANControlGRAFFITI If you think he's dumb then he's a whole lot smarter than you.
CAN Control Hahaha youre so dumb if your perception of Theo is that hes dumb. How ironic
Shame he betrayed a friend for a netflix special.
He's funny but he's definitely not one of the greatests ever but then again comedy (just like most entertainment) is very subjective. Bill Hicks is my personal favorite
his comedy special "Sane Man" on Netflix had me laughing so hard I could barely breathe it's worth a watch
Bro his answers are so quick, unbelievably decisive and the fact he has a story about everything is insane 😂😂
Theo on Rosie O'Donnell: you know I'll shut that big fella down! ✌️🙌✌️👌
Theo: "My dad was 70 when I was born."
Guy in the back: hard wheeze "Oh, Shit.."
Bro theo should have been born in the 1930’s
"Basically pieces of loneliness in your apartment." xD xD xD xD
Its all comes natural with Theo, thats the best part. Its not comedy, its just funny.
Everything he says catches me off guard
The funniest human being in the history of human beings
You know when people talk about street smarts and book smarts? Theo has *life smarts* he throws out random little jokes/bits that are actually quite deep and filled with wisdom, especially for his age. This man has lived a crazy, eventful life.
David Bowie - Projection?
@David Bowie coincidentally, my username "mankypancakes" is actually a description provided by Bowie when asked about "spiders from mars"
Dave Chappelle?
Oh my bad I thought you were asking who the funniest was
This video never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣
Awh man. Cats are dope af
You guys should make him a regular
the man has a career to attend to as well. not just waiting for barstool to call him 😂
Barstool is lucky to get a guy like Theo, don't get it twisted.
I love how the guys working the set are laughing so hard in the background.
I couldn’t hear over my own laughter 😂
Tho is so under rated. One of the funniest lads out there.
This was awesome 😄😄😄
Gang gang. Rat pack.
shouts out
gang ga ga gang gang
Don't touch me bro!
these questions are wild man, we got some real hitters though
Gray block pizza. Get that hitta.
"Rosie O’Donnel’s not a fictional person."
"Depends on who you ask."
XD XD XD
That Rubix cube question:
“Ohhh. A science one huh”
Lmao. Love Theo.
Protect theo von at all costs. This man is a national treasure
Lmao he went in on Chris Hanson
I can see why he was so upset. I thought they liked each other well enough. I can't believe Chris wasn't intelligent enough to realize that Theo's podcast is a Mom and Pop's shop. Theo doesn't have NBC money. It's one thing to get over on a rich ass corporation and it's quite another, to fuck over a sole proprietor.
@@stephaniezimbalist3757 What did Hansen do to Theo? I missed it!!
@@skillzset1066 4:20
@@powerforth8400 Yes, thanks for that I saw it but I still don't get what was the quarrel between em
@@skillzset1066 Chris Hansen went on Theo Vons podcasts. So as a guest, he was probably flown in and got a hotel paid by theo vons company. Chris Hansen charged more stuff on his hotel bill that was paid by theo von. Having infused rose petals for the bath. Costing theo von 700 dollars, instead of the normal 150-250 dollar stay at a hotel.
I could watch hours of him answering these questions
“Rosie O’Donnell isn’t a fictional character” “Depends on who you ask bruh”
“A person?.. manny Pacquiao.”🤣😂
yohesnotabadchoicethoo
“Pieces of loneliness in your apartment” is such a good line!
i love how he explains about being a cat and actually being a dog and all you see is hos finger pointing. this whole thing is gold
Love this dude
His dad was SEVENTY when he was born?! Holy hell that's a miracle that man was still firing off swimmers
Yeah well he did have to beat autism as a child
@@parkerstyers4812 no he only had to beat an autistic child
@@parkerstyers4812 It was Down Syndrome he beat.
Best comedian in the game right now hands down. Seen him live so many times and every time he kills
Henry Dooley where do you go to see him live?
@@susie7336 The Comedy Store, he also tours.
Susana Sunshine comedy store in LA. I go a few times a month. Seen him like 4 or 5 times.
Bill burr
Bob kelly
Dave Chappell
Doug Stand hope
Cats are "peaces of loneliness sitting in your apartment". 🤔🙌
These were hilarious 🤣
I know a guy who killed someone, and he said... and this isn't me saying this... but he said it feels good.
ThePubBub FEELS GOOOD*
Depends on who you ask gang gang
Bro it's insane seeing this dude for the first time on Tigerbelly and now almost all the podcasts I watch have Theo on as a guest and those are their most watched episode love this dude
Morgan Freeman* as ambassador*! Lol 😆👍🏻
Theo Von was the funniest thing barstool has done in years. Made me realize how much this thing has dipped
I would love for Theo Von to meet Karl Pilkington.
You read my mind. Them talking about their childhoods would be the best thing ever.
This! Theo's the only person i've ever seen who really reminds me of Karl. They're both so dumb that they are genius. Fan of both, no hate :)
Yes! When I first heard Theo talking about his childhood I thought he sounds like Karl's crazy Louisiana cousin.
@@SimonMooreChannel theyd be speaking a new common language in 5 minutes
if theo went to him he might
the camera crew is having a silly goose time
This dude is so interesting just to listen in on. Like can NOT guess what he is gonna say next
The “bad magic” bit was low key hilarious
I've liked this dude ever since the first JRE podcast I saw with him. He's kinda silly (he didn't know whether there were 300+ million or bilion people in USA), but there's something pure and authentic about him I really enjoy. He's also funny in this sweet, unforced way. Whenever he's a guest on JRE, those are some of my favs, and lord knows Joe has had dozens of incredible people on there, so that's really saying a lot.
His accent is just the best, and he’s so funny
So damn nice I watched it twice!